MCU Phase Five Sucks | Part 1 

or the Hulk. I swear Disney Marvel has to reinvent things that aren't broken, until they are. Meanwhile, Hawkman lives LOL.

@@andrewsundaresan786 SHHHH don't tell them we still like Hawkeye, they might realise he's a man and kill the character.

They're obviously bringing him back for Secret Wars. And I can't wait for the scene where the great, beautiful, RiRi Williams calls him an over privileged white man who doesn't know what struggle means. (I'm being sarcastic before yall come at me)

For now.

Remember it's never enough that they're dead. They have to defecate on the goodwill they left behind so much that people won't want to return to those characters

Absolutely. Couldn't have put it better

I pirated all of the phase 1-3 MCU films, and even though it costs me nothing i dont even want to pirate phase 4 or 5. Thats how you stop piracy, make films so bad even the pirates dont want to see them.

I thought, erroneously too, that I was an MCU-head....

Pretty much the same w me. Fuck it. They don't deserve our $$

I was like this with Star Wars. I loved Star Wars ever since I was a kid, and when episode 7 came out, I saw it in theater with my family. I almost walked out 6 different times, not even taking into account Rey being a Mary Sue. It was bad enough that it made me stop caring about Star Wars in its entirety. I just can't care anymore, and I don't. Sorry the same thing has happened to you.

I always knew dc comics is better than marvel

@@nophotos_616not sure how this is relevant other than to show that you’re dc fan. What has dc done right universe wise since they started at MoS. They made the suicide squad, two versions of a the same film (ZSJL and JWJL), Aquaman that only made money because of Jason mamoa hype, Wonder Woman that only made money riding off BvS and its supposed importance to the upcoming justice league films (similar to how they used captain marvel between infinity war and endgame.) BvS got hype because of the story it was adapting but did a poor job with the execution regardless. The only good thing the DCEU made was done by James Gunn in the suicide squad After all of that we see the real outcome of their production in their continued universe in the form of Aquaman 2, WW84 and the flash all continuations essentially for the characters that absolutely BOMBED and rightfully so. The only saving grace for dc is literally taking a director that made the entire successful guardians trilogy and their one side character film aka suicide squad and making him spearhead the entire DCU after not listening to fan backlash or opinions until everything crashed and burned Marvel seems to have become to complacent and thought they had he market so now they can throw in woke media and pull in that audience and somehow not thinking that would alienate the existing audience which as shown was not true they lost damn near everyone pushing out mediocre woke nonsense. DC’s problem was trying to catch marvel up by releasing only MoS then jumping into trio film right after to speed run what marvel did with iron man, Thor, captain America and hulk essentially before doing avengers 1 they rushed to get everyone together and set up the notion that they would do solo films after bringing everyone together either via teases or outright in a team film as shown just thinking mashing this all together would rake in loads of money.

I had hope for doctor strange continuing the good mcu movies after endgame but boy they threw that hope into the shitter, after endgame only Guardians of the galaxy 3 and spider man was canon for me, with this trilogy closed and the actors off the project the mcu is officially dead.

For me it ended with Infinity war.

@@nophotos_616You dont wanna say that in the cinematic universe conversation. The MCU used to be good, the DCEU started out on fire and they used gasoline to douse it.

Just letting you know, concurrent is a whole word without a hyphen.

This is a really great analogy

@@Zevox144 Did you understand him? If so you're just being a little btch. I bet you can read that just fine.

I am sick of hearing that its all going to suck. Guys we have the Hole Alien now. He is better then all of phase 4 and anything from the non cannon Disney "StarWars". He almost made me forget rey exist When future generations try to say how dumb ours was do you want it to be because of rey or hole alien. Lets be real no matter how many holes rey gets hole alien will never hurt you. Hole Alien = Best holes

I know exactly what you mean. I still play Red Dead Online.

What they do with Scott in Quantumania is try to use the "Character becomes famous and becomes a jerk" trope. This doesn't work, because Scott isn't being a jerk. After spending three years in jail, and then five years in the Quantum Realm, he wants to be with Cassie. The conflict of Ant-Man 1 was that he needed to prove that he was a good father to Maggie and Paxton, both are inexplicably nowhere to be seen in this movie. Yeah, Scott capitalises on his newfound fame, but it doesn't change his personality. The dinner table scene where everyone gangs up on him is sickening. Hope, Hank and Janet would still be dead alongside the rest of half the universe if Scott hadn't discovered a way to undo Thanos' snap.

I mean is she really any more unlikeable than She-Hulk, Captain Marvel, or most of the other Marvel characters? They’re all unlikeable for the most part

@@bigbruhking9709Oh no, she is absolutely in her own league. With Jennifer, because she's just as horrid to bruce as cassie is to her father. Carol is just kind of a nothing character by comparison. She's annoying and arrogant, and doesnt have any struggles as a character which makes all the glazing she get cringeworthy, but jennifer and cassie actively hurt the ones who love them with zero consequences, and that's unsalvagable. Whats the worst thing we can really say about like, kate bishop or kamala? they're young and unfunny? Even Riri, who's absolutely vile in the comics, just comes across as average protagonist material on screen. maybe she's a bit cocky? But she never goes out of her way to put anyone down for not being as smart as her.

@@GuiltlessGear I get what you’re saying. But this isn’t on the performances, it’s moreso on the writing. EVERYONE in the MCU now has the self righteousness of Steve without the backstory, and the arrogance of Tony without the charm. So yes. Cassie can be in a league of her own. But if iron heart is as extremely good as it gets, I just struggle to see how she’s head and shoulders below any other characters that have been introduced, in terms of their capacity to be unlikable

The dinner table scene is the worst scene in Hollywood history. It’s literally a group of people kicking an innocent puppy that can’t defend itself

That "girl boss" scene in Endgame was top cringe and so violently shoved in within a fluid fight scene that i immediately went, "Once Endgame is done, im done" Was not gonna NOT watch the movie, since I'd invested 10 yrs of my life since Iron Man was released. But I knew i was done with Marvel because i could see where it was heading. The only Marvel films I've watched since then are Spider Man (which is mostly Sony) and Guardians 3. Both were ok. SpiderMan was mostly nostalgia bait and an extremely silly ending. GotG3 was sort of good but quite frankly, forgettable. And that was the best of the worst phases since Endgame

That Girl Boss scene was straight up cringe. Capt. Marvel is the most OP of them all, her literal intro to the fight was destroying Thanos' Sanctuary warship. All of the additional female superheroes were useless to the needs of her character in the film, and it stood out from the movie as if it was a literal cringe commercial break for things to come. I'm not even a Capt. Marvel hater, I thought her 'Hello Peter Parker' moment was great, just to segway to that mess. I stopped GotG after 2, had zero interest.

@@savioblanc yeah, I don't get the adulation for Spiderman NWH, when it HEAVILY banks on the past franchise and a redoing of the "Uncle Ben" scene (with the usual redefining "muh gender roles" theatrics). People came to watch the franchise connections, not the rest of the teenage Nickelodeon circus. GOTG3 was just nostalgia again and that also heavily relied on emotional blackmailing. James Gunn did the right thing to at least end it.

NWH was bad, like really bad.

I knew that after Endgame, the hype and quality will decline. However, I do not foresee how bad they will drop. It's like they sprinting to the lowest level as fast as possible

Disney doesn’t respect: the original material, the characters, the backstory, the lore, the audience, history, morality, men, it’s own storylines, death…

Nope. For mouth breathers maybe but I've never gone past Ultron.

For me it has become "I can't wait to igonre their entire catalogue and watch someone entertaining make fun of it on youtube later".

Although I agree, I also disagree at the same time. Instead of having the thought of "waiting for another messed up movie to happen", the only thing I can do is just hear the announcement, don't watch any trailers or read the comments, just wait, and go watch it upon release to see if it's good or bad. As simple as it sounds, I feel like many people on the internet today is on this cesspool to always expect the worst of things everyday, saying things like "it's gonna suck" or "another woke trash", nvm the fact that the movie hasn't came out yet and we don't even know much of it.

I remember seeing Avengers twice in theaters; the line was so long it went outside in the MORNING. And now it's this...

On one hand, I don't think the Fantastic Four can be done any worse than it already has. On the other, I didn't think Disney could make two and a half bad Star Wars movies in a trilogy (I still give the ANH clone the credit of not killing all hype immediately somehow).

​@@Zevox144I thought the Force Awakens was sparkly trash. Left the theaters confused feeling like a whole trilogy of movies were missing that would explain how things turned out the way it did. The EU wasn't perfect but it was definitely more inspired.

@@Zevox144 Quite the opposite. You can't really do Fantastic Four much better than it already has. It's just not that good.

​@@Atheismo9760 the fantastic four have never been my favorite. But Doom is way bigger than the F4, he's relevant to any MCU hero

​@@Atheismo9760You must not know a lot about the F4 of you think the Tim Story movie is the best they can be in live action. That's like believing The Incredible Hulk or Thor 2011 are the best those characters can ever be when they aren't even close.

I'd have gone with Michael Korvac. He has a very human motivation, and it would provide a chance to introduce the future Guardians of the Galaxy.

They messed up with reshoots. The focus of Quantumania became more, "boss babe! even the jaded, obnoxious teenager who magically knows everything - and here she comes to save the day!" Gone are the days of actual badass female characters that fought through the plot to earn their character arc. Now female characters are just awesome from the beginning - which means there's no story in the first place. And the non-stop lecturing, jesus christ. Pretty much the same formula in every movie and online series. I am sure Hollywood - MCU included - will learn from this pathetic virtue signalling jerkfest, pull their heads of their asses and realise that they are the last people on this planet to lecture others about "privilege" /s

Well a lot of people thought Ant-Man would go subatomic, crawl into Thaynous and explode him from the inside.

I always knew dc is better

I can't believe that anybody thinks that Kang hasn't always been ruined by design.

Yup

Even if it was written the same year, James Gunn admitted to have no clue about what was going on in the MCU at the moment so it would've been good anyway bc he was just gonna write an ending to his trilogy and nothing else

True

I'm still at the bargaining phase, unfortunately.

@@razorback9999able don’t blame you

yeah Disney content in general. The song that girl sang in the “Wish” movie also sucked too, lyric wise and rhythm wise.

Almost all former MCU fans have. Haven't even heard anybody mention the MCU outside the internet for maybe two years. In general it seems like the only time a movie from most big studios nowadays is decent is if the business people don't notice what the actual artists are doing. Served with a side of much tastier, much healthier older and indie alternatives, of course.

No it's "outside of time and space". That's why the movie follows an entirely linear timeline in something that is clearly no space at all whatsoever☠️

@@mariealba4158 did you watch Endgame lol

All for that sweet sweet ESG points lol

and if roles were reversed...

special needs.

It ruined the stake of first 2 ant man movies honestly. Her husband shuts off from the world and tried to bring her back for 30 years,her daughter grew up as a depressed kid having dysfunctional relationship with his dad,and she is just there f*king around?who wrote this?

@@erenjaeger-qy3yq people that don't give a shit about continuity and only care about their paycheck

@@erenjaeger-qy3yqhank also said he slept with other people so

False they do but the info you shared that’s was supposed to be private was sold to advertisers they had a giant lawsuit

@@chrisszostek6700actually there were a lot of complaints about things like therapists being unprofessional, cancelling, or not showing up at all (which happens offline too obviously but normally they are fired pretty fast) with no interference or measures from betterhelp to mitigate such problems.

I'm finding some success with it. It's definitely not for everybody, but it's a good first step to people that are too far gone to even leave their home. Betterhelp does require you to sort of take responsibility for yourself, which isn't easy for most that need to use the program. If only the company itself wasn't so shady..

nigga they sell your conversations and sensitive information about your life to greedy advertisers

The show invented a past for Fury off screen. Which is a terrible way to go about it, cause it character assassinates him without us being able to comprehend anything

Doesn't matter, everyone who fell for the barbenheimer marketing tactic will go see it.

Although I agree with you regarding the current state of Disney, that doesn't mean you should discount several decades' worth of movies, because they USED to make good stuff.

Then your kids get older and you hear the Marvel fanfare from the other room 💀

At this rate and its problems, dp3 is going to be arse too. Iger is forcing identify bs at the end of the movie.

Deadpool is the last one I’ll go see just because I have faith in Ryan to deliver. But I am not nearly as excited for it as I would have been a few years ago.

Is it odd that I look forward to the review more too? It is more content for me!

LETS GET CYNICAL, CYNICAL!

@@chasehedges6775 I Wanna get Cynical 😆

@@mc1993 💯

I love how proud he is mentioning that in GOTG 3 a planet gets destroyed like it's the first time anything like that happened in the mcu.

@@stellviahohenheim 😂😂😂

She was irritating and played an obnoxious character in Supernatural too

At least those can only be used once per year

@@HellsFallenAngel1 And they have limits. The dragon can only do so much. I think you can only be brought back from deadness twice before it’s donezo for you.

Except there are no balls.

More like dragonball GT

Holy shit. High Evolutionary is an acronym for He.

Mfs really pretend that Feige didn’t work on the X-Men movies and made 20 bangers movie after movie. Feige isn’t the problem, as a matter of fact after Endgame he gave directors more control than ever which was clearly a mistake with Taika and Zoey.

​@@rashaanburns8876 The directors chosen and the stories grenlit are the problem. If he approved of all this shit, he's done.

I thought they were gonna make Vision the Adam Warlock character in Infinity War, but nope he was just as useless as he was in Civil War.

Yeah. Cause lord knows the problem Isn’t the fact they are a minority or a woman or anything like that

Lmaooo you somehow related this back to race and gender, dawg if you’re racist just say that.

Never seen a RU-vid ad that isn’t basically a scam

In Quantumania, he fails so hard at being intimidating, it's hilarious. He's just cheesy. Watch his performance in that movie and compare it to Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort in Goblet of Fire. It's the same thing. They're both just cartoonishly over the top.

Says you, how many acting classes have you taken 😐 or idk, what work have you done again

@@Someone_Unknown90 You need to be a chef to criticise food?

@@astralchaos3441 no but your words would definitely hold more weight if you were an actual CRITIC and not some guy on the internet, especially when it comes to art😐

@@Someone_Unknown90 Doesn't mean they can't criticise lol

Any joke that you actually laughed at was by Rudd. In the movie and behind the scenes.

He's not intimidating. Just cheesy. Compare his performance to Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort in Goblet of Fire. They're both so over-the-top, it's hilarious.

Watch lovecraft country and you’ll see why

Isn't this just one long video of his other review videos?

I stopped doing that when there was a mention in the credits of the live action 'Mulan' thanking the police service that secures a prison for political prisoners.

don't worry, they'll definitely realise what obnoxious, condescending, *privileged* dipshits they were being. They won't blame the fans for being, "omg so negative, and like, misogynistic!", for pointing out how bad the character "development" and stories really were 🤣 Imagine if Tony Stark immediately defeated his captors at the beginning of the movie, simply because he's a MAN and doesn't need nobody. No confrontation with the past of his family, no vulnerabilities, no moments of last resort - just awesome MANLY MAN MANNING ALL OVER THE PLACE from beginning to end. And then he just casually beats Thanos in the first movie too. That's what they gave us with the Phase 5 "boss babe" dumpster fire.

the “m-she-u” isnt even necessarily a bad thing. theres still tons of male characters, the problem with the female ones, however, is they just dont know how to properly write a woman. i promise you that most women dont enjoy the current female heroes either.

The only good thing was Guardians 3

@@chasehedges6775yep, the only bright spot

@@GIBBO4182👍

@@chasehedges6775Ant Man getting 3 movies, the same as Cap and Iron Man is weird to me, and Captain Marvel getting a 2nd movie, which The Marvels was essentially is why they are failing. We all wanted a Guardians 3…no one is asking for these other movies!

@@GIBBO4182 👍

That's great but it's just a long cut of his previous review videos with a quick intro and Loki S2 recap.

I have the artbook for Endgame. When you reach the chapter about the final battle, you'll see a piece of concept art which depicts Drax pinning down a Chitauri Gorilla as Hulk is about to bodyslam it. The artists respected Drax more than the directors.

@@dannypalin9583 Man, that would have been so cool

​@@dannypalin9583he should have had some moment with Thanos in Endgame. What a waste.

Genuine question. Why? Whats to like about the Loki show?

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access I like Tom Hiddleston, and the multi-verse idea seemed interesting...so much so that Loki sometimes seemed like an extra in his own show. Now, the multi-verse bit seems played out already, and I still haven't watched Loki Season 2.

Deadpool 3 will be a good movie.

@@Karl-nv5ok Cappity cap