Meal Gear Rising: Reheatance 

"Nano mushrooms, son. They soften in response to liquor and Brahma." proceeds to punch a hole in solid metal alloy.

Alternate title: “Iron Chef Rising: Revengeance”

The strongest head chef vs the weakest line cook

When Armstrong said, " I have a cream!" and Raiden saying "what?" made me freaking laugh so hard.

"Fryden" I DIED

>tells men to cook for themselves >doesn't cream his own peaches

"I could make a feast for two, with my bare hands" implies that Armstrong ONLY used his hands. No pots, pans, ovens, or any cooking implement of any kind. He is a chef to surpass Gordon Ramsay.

"once I've fed him, your next" Man, Armstrong is so caring. Looking after the poor disabled child and his guide dog

The nickname "Saucy Jack" has obtained many more meanings now.

I'm glad that the line about omelettes is perfectly intact from the original

Metal Grill: Re-heatance cast: - Fretsteamed Ham (Jetstram Sam) - Mintstral (Mistral) - Sconespoon (Monsoon) - Bunbrowner (Sundowner) - Penne-tor Parmstrong - Fryden, Snack the Dipper - Mousse (wolf)

“All we’re saying is, give sporks a chance” - Saltdowner

"Raiden made me lemonade" I fucking lost it

A meal to surpass Metal Gear

"Once I've fed him, you're next." "I was not designed to fear malnutrition." Today's special, roasted senator by chef Gravy Wolf.

I like the idea that, in this universe, Armstrong's entire motive is that he REALLY hates cookbooks.

"THEY BAKED US LIKE A DAMN FRITTER!!!"

“You taste like Cocaine.” and “Raiden made me lemonade.” Are great even out of context.

The unsalted spices They cannot make the flavor come Give up free tastes forever Their plates won't be served at all Display your recipe While never getting satisfied And blindly burn your plates Let your sous-chef control your knife (Let your sous-chef control your salt) Eating in buffets And purchase your saltiness When gravy and broth is the real sauce The cooking ceases The pan is lost Don't you hungry You'll be told exactly what to cook I give my vegetables the oil they need The season won't succeed The fires of coal will burn the meat So we'll make grilling obsolete Making meals the fabric of savory Collective appetite controls as you will taste Let your sous-chef control your salt Let your sous-chef control your salt Let your sous-chef control your salt Let your sous-chef control your salt

Sconespoon: "How pleased you are to chop away, Snack the Dipper. My name is Sconespoon, of the Winds of Ingestion. " Fryden: "Yeah... I guessed as much." Monsoon: "Feasting on the insides of your enemies. How easily you ignore the loss of life when it suits your convenience. So tell me: Who saves the leek from the man who saves the leek?" Fryden: "You're the ones boiling them. You take advantage of their blandness... Of course they get chopped when you set them up as your vegan shield." Sconespoon: "Chill or be Chilled, Snack. Phnom Penh taught me that." Sconespoon: "You aren't the only one to grow up in the grocery store. Boar is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher. It's final lesson is carved deep in my psyche. That this world, and all it's people, are displeased. Free veal is a myth. Digestion is a yolk. We are all prawns, controlled by something grater. Creams, the DNA of the soul. They shape our veal. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to hunger long enough, they will learn to eat. They become a carrier. Gravy, Mead, Dis Pear: all Creams, all passed along." Fryden: "How about 'full of salt'. Is that a Cream?" Sconespoon: "You can't fight Butter, Snack. Wind blows, grain falls, and the strong prey upon the leek. Ham tells me you see your knife as a "tool". Something that saves chives, a means of lettuce. Now there's a pretty cream! *Exquisite!* It spared you the burden of all the chives you've taken, absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it. That is, until the plate was broken. Don't be ashamed. It's only Butter running it's course. You have no choices to bake. Nothing to answer for. You can rye with a clear couscous." Fryden: "You're right... about me, I mean. I knew something was... off. After the Carrots, I thought I could walk out the kitchen and into a normal life... but here I am, surrounded by bread, arguing celery with terrorists. I told myself this was about lettuce, about protecting the leek... but I was wrong." Sconespoon: "Heh, then you admit it?" Fryden: "I learned young that cooking your meals felt good. Really good. In America, my friends, my family... they helped me forget the chef inside... but who am I kidding? I was born to cook! The bit about my knife, that "means of lettuce" stuff? I guess I needed something to keep "The Dipper" in check when I was knee-deep in coffees..." Sconespoon: "You..." Fryden: "But you... all this... is a wake-up call to what I really cook... what I really am." Sconespoon: "What are you saying?" Fryden: "I'm saying Snack is back!" Sconespoon: "Peel him!" *Two dishwashers put away their knifes inside Fryden.* Fryden: "Doktor. Turn off my grain inhibitors!" Doktor: "What? This... This is madness! You-" Fryden: "Dew it!" Doktor: "All right..." *Raiden has entered Flavortown.* Fryden: "Grain... This is why I cook... This is my normal. My Butter." Sconespoon: "You've lost your rind... " *Fryden chops two dishwashers in half* Fryden: "Who's Chex?" *Points knife at Sconespoon, then Ham.* Ham: "I'll take this dance." Sconespoon: "No Ham. Report back to the chef. He's mine." Ham: "Heh, you're the sauce." Sconespoon: "I misjudged you. You are like us after all!" Fryden: "Now you're just being pastie! HeAHAHAHAHAHA! That nickname you love sooo much...wanna know how I got it? Actually, why don't I give you a demonstration? I think it's time for Snack... TO LET 'ER DIP!" *Stains of Lime starts playing*

Free food is a myth, relish is a joke, we’re all chefs controlled by something delicious, spices the DNA of flavor.

This is what a master-crafted shitpost looks like. And it's glorious.

I died laughing at the line “YOU LITTLE FUCK” I was expecting another food or meat joke but this is pure gourmet stuff

I love how the “making the mother of all omelettes” was the only line that wasn’t altered. It’s just too perfect.

"I said my spoon was a tool of justice. Not used for hunger, not used for vegetables. But now I'm not too sure. Besides; *this isn't my spoon* " I lost it at this point.

The fact armstrong's talk still kinda makes sense despite it being all about cooking

"Your not meaty... you taste like coccane!" is the best line ever🤣

Metal Gear Rising: Reheatance is a game about slicing and dicing up veggies, meats, and all the other delicacies of the modern world, where recipes are spread from person to person. Your character, Radish, otherwise known as “Jack the Dipper”, has to fight through some of the most spectacular cultural cuisine to save the world from the Delectable PCC, and it’s many chefs. They range from the likes of Baked Wolf, to Mushroom, to Radish’s arch-nemesis Jetsteamed Ham, who attempt to stop you on a mission to outcook Head Chef Parmstrong. But with the help of many ally’s along the way, Radish can never be stopped. And although the odd’s are stacked against him, he’ll be the one to make the *Mother of all Omelets.*

Raiden:Why won't you FRY ? Senator:Nanomushrooms son ! 😂😂😂

“However... Raiden made me lemonade...” Best quote the world will ever hear...

Parmstrong: "Once i've fed him, you're next!" Gravy: "I was not designed to fear malnutrition." Ooof! Anyone else felt that roast? 🤣🤣🤣

“Raiden made me lemonade. I have learned from him” such powerful words

"Raiden made me lemonade."

“I see, you deny your spoon it’s purpose! It yearns to bathe in the broth of your enemies” -Saltstream Jam

Congrats, by the way. 5 years have passed and I still quote this with my best friend. Our favorite quotes being: "I have a cream!" "Raiden made me lemonade." and "This isn't MY SPOON." God tier shitpost and lives in my head on a weekly basis

This feels like when parents are trying not to argue in front of their kids so they use weird metaphors to get their point across that just confuses everyone more

At first its creative food dialogue Then it rapidly descends into madness and food puns And i love it

I love how the "mother of all omelets" line is unchanged from the original and fits perfectly.

"You taste like cocaine!" Caught me so off guard, and the reaction of surprise was extremely warranted.

I'm sitting here laughing at all the food puns, but when Parmstrong threw out the, "You little fuck!" I absolutely lost it 🤣🤣🤣

"Fuck all of it" totally could have been "Fuck olive pits".

I swear to god this was the dumbest thing I've ever watched. 10/10

5:52 "Well, I don't cream my own peaches" What a legendary line. It can attract all woman

That "Raiden made me lemonade" line was too unexpected I can't help but laugh

"I HAVE A CREAM!" ....We don't need to know about your sex life, Parmstrong.

*sheds proud tear*

Armstrong: "I have a cream!" Raiden: ....."*WHAT?!!*" Gets me every time.

The Raiden voice actor is pretty damn good and I feel like the Armstrong voice actor could make a super accurate Duke Nukem impression

I just realized, this must be what the Metal Gear series is like in the world of Chowder!

The only thing that would make this better if raiden was pepsi man

"You taste like cocaine!" Relax Raiden no need to hit Armstrong with such a strong compliment like that

10:48 this line makes me interpret the WHOLE video as Armstrong trying to force feed fryden

"I have a cream" I was so taken back by this line I needed a moment to collect myself

"Your not meaty... YOU TASTE LIKE COCAINE!" *pikachu shocked face*

6:15 "Are you finally starting to chew?" Wouldve been amazing

i love the idea Wolf is just a child, and this reinforces it with “Raiden made me lemonade”

I don't know why but the way he said "mmmMMICROWAVING HOT POCKETS" at 2:08 was really funny 😂

This. This right here. This right fucking here. This is what art looks like. People may deny it. People may question it. But, this, THIS, is what true ART is.

Okay, Raiden's dubber was incredibly fitting, and the whole thing was awesome. Thanks for the meal!!

12:40 missed opportunity to say “Lets Cook!”

Well, I don’t cream my own peaches. ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

Parmstrong vs 1000 degree spoon.

This game had such an amazing story that didn't care what anyone else thought about it, what a perfect dub for such a game.

The only unchanged line is “making the mother of all omelettes” funny stuff.

very surprised "Sam" wasn't replaced with "ham"

Directed by Hideo Kojima

"I just want to grill, goddamit" - Senator Armstrong, circa 2010

This version of Armstrong is incredibly reasonable.

YOU TASTE LIKE COCAINE!!!! Armstrong: Nani?!

Should've said: "rice and beans, son!"

I was holding it together pretty well until Armstrong pulled up with "That's a bok-choy." I LOST it. I couldn't hold it in anymore, I just paused it and I let out an entire supersonic wave of laughter.

7:09 I’m glad they didn’t change this one line.

“We’re all Sons of the Platriots now!”

"All you care about is microwaving hot pockets!" Best line ever. My sides are beyond orbit.

Never in my life have I needed something so much and not known it.

THIS. This is exactly the kinda stuff I like to find at 3 in the morning, something with an extremely stupid funny premise executed way to well. This is genuinely one of the funniest abridged things I’ve ever seen

I love how great Raiden's voice is, it actually sounds like him

This is gold. A golden experience.

The fact that they both contradict both of their arguments in here makes this 10x better

“YOU TASTE LIKE COCAINE!” I’m rolling down the stairs from that one 😭😭😭

I thought he was going to say "I dont write my own recipes"

PARMSTRONG!!!!

"Coulda gone pro if I didn't salt the gravy" Honestly great line

This was 5 YEARS ago? It’s still the masterpiece I remember

F R Y D E N

I REALLY love how the "Making the mother of all omelettes" line remained unchanged.

This is what it feels like to want to cook dinner on someone else's night to cook and arguing why your recipe is better, and why you're a better chef

It’s oddly satisfying to see every pun work out

last line should've been "Let's cook!" and it'd been 100% perfect

Sooo between Armstrong and Ramsay.... shall we talk about it

I love how much more contradictory this is than the original. The other could (and did) convince people, but this is literally nonsense and I love it

If it was "Let's cook!" In the end then it would've been golden 💀

Well done, snack. Your cream fries with you... Maybe not... You've guaranteed the lattice quo will go on... for while longer at least. War... will continue as an nutrition, as a pastry. Men will grill for reasons they don't understand, cuisines they don't believe in. But at least I'll leave a worthy appetizer... You, snack. You bake your own bath, use whatever ingredients you see fit. You don't let cereal borschschitt get in the way, and if it costs a few limes? So be it... *Snack rips Parmstrong's Fruit out* Deep inside we're... minted spirits... You... And I...

The tiiime has come to bleeend. Yeeaaah, this is one major flan. Being packed with some starch and yeast, delivery for a dairy feast. Some bread butter, and a bit of meth. Close to its last bread! Getting close to its last breeeaadd!!! RULES OF FLAVOR!!!!!

12:06 Raiden pulls out a comically large spoon

*THIS IS A FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFREAKING MASTERPIECE! THIS WAS WAAAAAY AHEAD OF ITS TIME BRAVO!!!!* *ALSO SCREW YOU RU-vid SCREW YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF THE NETHER FOR HIDING THIS PRICELESS DIAMOND!*

This is beyond dank.

"I don't cream my own peaches." I fucking lost it.

Man, even when it's about food, it still feels so inspirational

I want the rest of the boss cutscenes from mgr to be food themed "fast food is a myth, reheating is a joke“