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Meanwhile... You can grab new Eggo-branded high tops while supplies last, Stephen has to give “the talk” to older Americans, and Wendy’s is giving out free nuggets on Wednesdays.
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@swistedfilms
@swistedfilms 27 дней назад
...but sometimes folks, just sometimes, I awake from my ice cream induced sleep coma, pull out a broken Speak and Spell, fire up a discarded Wang laptop, and drunkenly ramble through a cheap hooch fever dream to create for you the goblin's slurry of words that is this comment!
@markmh835
@markmh835 27 дней назад
You, sir, are HIRED for the Late Night writing team. Congratulations! 😊👍
@sparkythancztwise
@sparkythancztwise 27 дней назад
*brava/o!*
@MasterSandman
@MasterSandman 27 дней назад
...meanwhile... 🤨
@birgitteseierup6950
@birgitteseierup6950 26 дней назад
Aaaaaargh??!! Why is the Speak and Spell record broken???!!! 😳😳😳😳😳 (sorry, I completely lost focus for a minute there 😳😂🎶
@susanbradleyskov9179
@susanbradleyskov9179 26 дней назад
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍
@ColdOsburn
@ColdOsburn 27 дней назад
love the guys reaction where he's scanning the entire room to find where it's from
@Oldjohn52
@Oldjohn52 27 дней назад
"I know Luka, I know"
@MrVovansim
@MrVovansim 26 дней назад
Pretty embarrassing for some bored reporter that fired up a video on their phone, before checking the volume 😂
@paules3437
@paules3437 25 дней назад
"I'd rather help you set up a wireless printer." Best (and least appreciated) in the whole bit.
@jrbship
@jrbship 26 дней назад
Luca’s reaction to the noises was great
@yudithcaron8053
@yudithcaron8053 25 дней назад
He really nailed that "Oh God, that's gonna be all over the internet" look.
@gardenofsn5955
@gardenofsn5955 26 дней назад
5:12 "Is he HERE??" KILLED me, love your humor lmao
@domilontano
@domilontano 26 дней назад
Every single time Meanwhile is introduced, I'm on the edge of my seat.
@jacquejac1840
@jacquejac1840 27 дней назад
The Villages in Florida probably contributed a major portion of that statistic.
@steveaustin2686
@steveaustin2686 26 дней назад
Yeah, they have had that problem for years now.
@beebuzz959
@beebuzz959 26 дней назад
There's some island around there that the only thing really keeping it afloat for income was Red Lobster. Pretty sad!
@patricedhanis-rouse3777
@patricedhanis-rouse3777 26 дней назад
That's what I thought😅
@ronaldgamber1181
@ronaldgamber1181 26 дней назад
Yes villages to be avoided at all costs if not get a hat and maybe a T flag
@ronaldgamber1181
@ronaldgamber1181 26 дней назад
If can't avoid go under cover as a trumpee
@marrrtinn
@marrrtinn 26 дней назад
Really loved Lukas reaction, searching for the source of the sounds with his eyes, like a curious teenager
@bozenabertolini3111
@bozenabertolini3111 26 дней назад
Love Louis Cato’s jacket. I’m a quilter and the blocks remind me of patchwork. Great fashion choice!!
@Schnapsbrennor
@Schnapsbrennor 27 дней назад
Non native speaker here and the meanwhile opening is my Endboss.
@artbargra
@artbargra 26 дней назад
Same here. RU-vid's subtitles may not be the best, but damn are they a lifesaver!
@neebs929
@neebs929 26 дней назад
Hell, I'm a native English speaker and I almost need a translator!
@queenofidlis
@queenofidlis 10 дней назад
​@@artbargra not this time tho. Those were Indic words (it's pun-jaa-bee, not poon-jobby) and he rather mangled them, so the subtitles were not accurate.
@abynor8687
@abynor8687 27 дней назад
Lucky us ... Russian Eggo Sneakers made of .... potato
@arlanstrong1424
@arlanstrong1424 26 дней назад
I accept potato.😂
@tamaral3203
@tamaral3203 26 дней назад
ROTFL!!!
@laleona1221
@laleona1221 26 дней назад
Is potato!
@jfvira9844
@jfvira9844 27 дней назад
Stephen should have used a very beaten banana for "the talk" 😂😂
@AdrianColley
@AdrianColley 26 дней назад
There's only one occasion to use an overripe banana in a joke, and they missed it!
@solitare4602
@solitare4602 27 дней назад
NO! The Cheddar Biscuits! Will someone think of the biscuits?
@fluxuous6907
@fluxuous6907 27 дней назад
OMG you just unlocked my childhood memories
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 27 дней назад
Buy a box!
@MrVovansim
@MrVovansim 26 дней назад
I'll adopt them from the shuttered locations.
@Susweca5569
@Susweca5569 26 дней назад
You can buy the boxed cheddar biscuit mix at the grocery store.
@geergirl2
@geergirl2 26 дней назад
They have them ready made, in the freezer now, so you can eat them in peace 😂
@paules3437
@paules3437 25 дней назад
2:52: You missed an opportunity: "Chili's CLAW and Order"
@badbiker666
@badbiker666 26 дней назад
I'm with Stephen regarding the overhead bins on airplanes. I don't fly very often, but when I do, in fact every flight I have been on for the last eight years, have been completely full. Every single flight starts with the cabin crew advising passengers to pack the bins tightly so that everyone's carry on has room to fit. Weirdly, they also announce at the end of each flight to be careful opening the overhead bin doors because the contents may have shifted during the flight. Seriously? How the hell can anything packed so densely "shift?" That's like saying the contents of a sardine can may shift. Not likely! Also, the look on that basketball players face was fantastic. Unfortunately, that look said to me, "I know that voice," which is why he dropped his head down on the table in front of him.
@justincastillogayray
@justincastillogayray 27 дней назад
When you're that old, you've given up or live like there's no tomorrow like Harold's Maude.
@alexiatorrez7680
@alexiatorrez7680 26 дней назад
The player’s face 😂😂😂😂😂
@heatherann9548
@heatherann9548 27 дней назад
2:02 I feel like there was a missed opportunity to replace the “dun dun” sound with the daily double sound here.
@saammahakala
@saammahakala 26 дней назад
3:45 Celibacy has many perks!!!
@eduardoandres5989
@eduardoandres5989 26 дней назад
hahahaha "nop...cant do it,....rather help you with a fkn printer!" That was great!
@NITE_SHIFTING
@NITE_SHIFTING 26 дней назад
Cases among those 55 +.... Stephen - "Old folks".... Didn't he just turn 60! 😂
@rockmillar8641
@rockmillar8641 26 дней назад
His writers 4got 😂
@sarahbarrett1247
@sarahbarrett1247 27 дней назад
So in other words, those people in the 70's STILL haven't learnt their lessons about safe sex 🙄
@ahlivetuhsidamaro150
@ahlivetuhsidamaro150 27 дней назад
Uh, LEARNED, but YEAH. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you’re smart.
@unknown5150variable
@unknown5150variable 27 дней назад
​@@ahlivetuhsidamaro150uh learnt, depending on where you're from, but yeah. Just because you're "ahlive" doesn't mean you're smart.
@paperbagbrown1326
@paperbagbrown1326 27 дней назад
Neither has anyone who's "pro-choice."
@melaniehassler2405
@melaniehassler2405 27 дней назад
Also known as "humans" 😂
@unknown5150variable
@unknown5150variable 27 дней назад
@@paperbagbrown1326 what does that mean? I may not agree with your answer, I don't know, but am sincerely interested in your opinion, well your reasoning or logic behind it is probably more important. Im pretty open minded to having my own opinions changed when presented with good reason or a logical argument.
@PitFriend1
@PitFriend1 26 дней назад
Someone was really excited about that basketball win.
@Aeonshield
@Aeonshield 26 дней назад
Old people diggin that groove and getten "ovations" for years now.
@davebruneau6068
@davebruneau6068 27 дней назад
Luca had to hide that mile-wide grin somehow...
@DesireeCoulter-bf9yd
@DesireeCoulter-bf9yd 25 дней назад
About the elderly STI statistic : Never. Eat. Meat when you have no idea where it's been.
@rowann26
@rowann26 26 дней назад
I love seeing the fully stocked & untouched Kelloggs items in the supermarket lol
@raenoway
@raenoway 26 дней назад
lol…Parks and Rec in real life. They had to do a PSA for the old folks having the sexy times unsafely.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 26 дней назад
Leggo your Eggos? I wouldn't be seen dead in 'em.
@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen
@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen 26 дней назад
One of his teammates definitely made those noises to mess with him.
@citizensane4387
@citizensane4387 26 дней назад
Why is this the first time I’m hearing about this Wendy’s chicken nugget promotion? 😂😂😂
@rockmillar8641
@rockmillar8641 26 дней назад
IKR...and I hear it @ The end of Wednesday... still got till December 31...Woo Whoo ❤
@alfiegrace
@alfiegrace 27 дней назад
The l-4 corridor and The Villages in Florida are ground zero for STIs in the state. Obviously it’s not the college students that are spreading/sharing the diseases
@ronareid7956
@ronareid7956 26 дней назад
LOVE THIS SHOW, HERO STEPHEN, THE FABULOUS BAND!! OMG!!!, GREAT GUESTS, EXCELLENT WRITERS, THANK YOU FROM MY HEART. But I have to add this little somethin' somethin' : FYI, that's the wrong way to peel a banana. Any monkey would tell you, you should eat the banana beginning with the sugary end first, not the woodier (no pun intended) end nearest the stem. Just try it! You will love it, almost as much as I LOVE THIS LATE SHOW!
@Volf1916
@Volf1916 27 дней назад
Sooooo thankful for a show without orange is the new orange being in the lineup!
@jamesdooling4139
@jamesdooling4139 26 дней назад
At that age? LET THEM FREE LIKE BEASTS ON THE PLAINS!!!❤😂
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 26 дней назад
Old people be like YOLOMYMT You Only Live One More Year Maybe Two😂
@twulff7060
@twulff7060 26 дней назад
Bset "Meanwhile..." ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CraigMader
@CraigMader 27 дней назад
You forgot Applebees down at the hotel...
@markmh835
@markmh835 27 дней назад
And how about Denny's and Shari's? Such a lovely couple ...... 😁👍
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 27 дней назад
Eggo..."Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they SHOULD" -Dr. Ian Malcolm
@sevenprovinces
@sevenprovinces 27 дней назад
Yet "Must go faster." from that same Dr. Malcolm would be such a poor slogan for such clunky looking shoes. Besides, who would want to associate waffles with, eventually, the smell of sweaty feet?
@Oneshot8242
@Oneshot8242 27 дней назад
CHAOS!
@HRHDMKYT
@HRHDMKYT 26 дней назад
It’s too soon… too reminiscent of those hideous gold trump prototypes which will be nothing like the actual shoes that any chump who ordered them will receive (all sales final, no refunds).
@timothyablaze
@timothyablaze 26 дней назад
I can’t stop thinking about the “dun-dun” for the law and order joke @2:53 I think sound FX person missed their cue, so Stephen improvised, then the band riffed off Steve with perfect comedic timing. Well done, horn player person.
@aremoreequal
@aremoreequal 27 дней назад
Red Lobster goes out of business on claims of giving away too much free food, so Wendy's says, "Let's give away free food!"
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 27 дней назад
"Somebody's gotta do it!"
@trentgay3437
@trentgay3437 26 дней назад
Red lobster was bought by a vulture capitalist company and gutted that's why it's having trouble with the same promotion they had for 40 years.
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 26 дней назад
@@trentgay3437 People are not going to Red Lobster because a vulture capitalist bought it? No . . . it's because you can get seafood, and more, at so many other places.
@freya8133
@freya8133 26 дней назад
They're only closing some places. They aren't going out of business.
@ecamp6360
@ecamp6360 27 дней назад
Eggo sneakers: taking NIKE full circle!
@tiki_trash
@tiki_trash 27 дней назад
Still not as ugly as the ones Mr. Poopy Pants Pee Pee Tape is hawking.
@carvalone3076
@carvalone3076 25 дней назад
Dudes face when that moaning started 😂😂😂😂 Priceless 🤣
@ErinLy
@ErinLy 26 дней назад
There's room in Southwest Airline's overhead bins because they are the only airline still allowing you to check bags for free, SWA For-EVA!!!!
@mattputnam3659
@mattputnam3659 26 дней назад
Did one poor intern have to run down to the bodega and buy a condom and a banana? Or did they make two trips to avoid the awkwardness?
@gardenofsn5955
@gardenofsn5955 26 дней назад
Someone in the studio def keeps a condom in their wallet "just in case" lmao
@JonnoPlays
@JonnoPlays 26 дней назад
If they do a pop culture spinoff of Jeapordy does that mean they will finally take out all the garbage pop culture answers off the main show? 🤔
@Xtini-ov2ys
@Xtini-ov2ys 26 дней назад
Chili’s Victim Unit reporting for duty….along with Gary. ;)
@ramenai
@ramenai 27 дней назад
2:10 "Jeopardy for dumb people" I saw an old episode (70s-early 80s) of Jeopardy on Netflix a while back, and was surprised to see how easy the questions were for then compared to today
@dianewilliams1125
@dianewilliams1125 26 дней назад
Chili's Law and Order is my favorite place to dine and get away with it!😮😮😮
@otheliamarie7757
@otheliamarie7757 26 дней назад
It should've been an older banana.
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 27 дней назад
_with purchase._ Free nuggets with purchase. And using the app. But thanks for the Wendy's ad, Stephen.
@GodTierComments
@GodTierComments 27 дней назад
Are you me
@robbymceldowney5059
@robbymceldowney5059 25 дней назад
I love the introductions for this segment
@nstyj9233
@nstyj9233 24 дня назад
That opening bit is like a skateboard trick, respect!
@deelee1569
@deelee1569 27 дней назад
"let go.of my eggp!!!" Got the guy's leg😂
@21AEJones
@21AEJones 26 дней назад
Where’s Leslie Knope when you need her?
@OriginalPiMan
@OriginalPiMan 27 дней назад
Hey Stephen, you're among the 55+. Stay safe please.
@SlyAceZeta
@SlyAceZeta 27 дней назад
No way he, or anyone, would ever cheat on Evie.
@MasterSandman
@MasterSandman 27 дней назад
​@@SlyAceZetaNeither could I imagine Evie cheating on Stephen! 😊
@Arion661
@Arion661 26 дней назад
He'll be fine, no one ever invites him to the orgies and sex parties
@SagarSiddhpura
@SagarSiddhpura 26 дней назад
Before watching a meanwhile video, read comments and try to guess the headlines. Its so fun 😂
@fanaticforager6610
@fanaticforager6610 27 дней назад
5:25 Their Energy was GREAT 😊 👍👍🎵
@michaelbraum77
@michaelbraum77 26 дней назад
Thanks Stephen! You tell me about Wendy's free nuggets AFTER i get home! I'll definitely be there with all 330 million Americans every coming Wednesday!
@dannyburleigh1
@dannyburleigh1 27 дней назад
First the 99cent stores close next its RED LOBSTER! WTF is going on?!!
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 27 дней назад
corporate greed and a shitload of leveraged buyouts going bust
@AnitaLife27
@AnitaLife27 27 дней назад
If they stopped paying their executives millions for sitting in meetings, and their front line people dirt, maybe they’d have more profits.
@trentgay3437
@trentgay3437 26 дней назад
Vulture capitalism at work. Buy a company sell the parts you can to make money back . Don't care about the original company etc.....
@hurdygurdyguy1
@hurdygurdyguy1 26 дней назад
4:55 ... that and bags of duty free booze and and crap just purchased before boarding!
@BrianLockett
@BrianLockett 27 дней назад
Funny thing is, Stephen himself is now officially a sexagenarian. But doesn't look it at all. 😅
@dryjazz
@dryjazz 26 дней назад
Shhhhh!! … that’s thick stage makeup!
@user-cc9cr1pe8m
@user-cc9cr1pe8m 25 дней назад
😂😂OMG😂😂SEX NOISES😂
@naiyang888
@naiyang888 26 дней назад
Yes, let’s completely defile Jeopardy.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 26 дней назад
Lovely! Here, in the fast food row by the interstate, Wendys is, indeed, next door to Arbys.
@alzingafagan7501
@alzingafagan7501 27 дней назад
While the game was over for the teams, someone decided that they were going to into overtime
@chrisandersen5635
@chrisandersen5635 27 дней назад
I knew Steph was gonna eat that banana at the end. He can’t resist a treat. Plus, the potassium will replenish his body after that, umm, grueling segment.
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 27 дней назад
I would have thought Chipotle's would be the one to need a special victims unit.
@GodTierComments
@GodTierComments 27 дней назад
Are you me
@EddieGaster
@EddieGaster 27 дней назад
What about Papa John's or Chick-Fil-A?
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 27 дней назад
Greg Kihn Band is a big fan of Jeopardy!
@notcharles
@notcharles 26 дней назад
Steve opened the banana from the wrong end!
@burgues-de-meia
@burgues-de-meia 26 дней назад
"Gemidão do Zap" on NBA 😂😂😂
@Kenzie_Hill
@Kenzie_Hill 22 дня назад
And APPLEBEES! ❤
@MindRiderFPV
@MindRiderFPV 26 дней назад
You crack me up almost every evening…MEANWHILE… I trudge trough the eternal now…. Thank you 😂😂❤
@horaciolerda
@horaciolerda 27 дней назад
3:43 Make way Opiod crisis we have a new phamaceutical based issue Old people using Cialis.
@luciferLandisclosed
@luciferLandisclosed 19 дней назад
You unpeeled the banana from the wrong end.
@alexjenkins4066
@alexjenkins4066 13 дней назад
That elderly sex thing was a skit on Parks and Rec...can't believe this is actually happening 😅
@ChandlerSomborac
@ChandlerSomborac 26 дней назад
Why the hell would someone choose to snooze in an overhead bin?!🤔🤦‍♂😂
@user-qe2nd1xm8w
@user-qe2nd1xm8w 26 дней назад
Because they can lay down - which you cannot do in those lousy seats
@markpapallo718
@markpapallo718 26 дней назад
Maybe they should restructure and call it Dead Lobster.
@daviddelgado6090
@daviddelgado6090 26 дней назад
Grandma in the broom closet
@paulosilva3350
@paulosilva3350 26 дней назад
MEANWHILE, the true uncensored news...
@robj2704
@robj2704 27 дней назад
Eggo Sneakers, expected to outsell Trump's buy one get 5 more free t-shoes.
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 27 дней назад
Feels like a full circle moment. Nike's first shoe was made when Phil Knight poured rubber into his wife's waffle maker.
@GodTierComments
@GodTierComments 27 дней назад
Are you me
@KiloMintoni-kg4kn
@KiloMintoni-kg4kn 27 дней назад
​@@GodTierCommentshahaha!! Shoe Goo all around!
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 26 дней назад
I don't want chocolate shoes I want health care lol
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 27 дней назад
Gotta love colbert🎉
@hargitsingh4971
@hargitsingh4971 27 дней назад
Those are some rad Punjabi references Stephen
@nbuehster
@nbuehster 26 дней назад
2:58 There's the sound I expected to hear at 2:05. 4:35 That's what Spirit Airlines calls "first class". 5:22 "I'll have what she's having."
@chimaobiokoro
@chimaobiokoro 25 дней назад
The Catholic lawsuit bit was so John Oliver 😅
@MsDemzon
@MsDemzon 26 дней назад
Remember folx: if you do the condom and banana demo, you have a banana and flavorless gum at the end.
@gailaltschwager7377
@gailaltschwager7377 26 дней назад
Chuckle.❤
@agentorange81
@agentorange81 27 дней назад
Wendys can give 6 nuggets once a week , yet were wanting to charge more durring busy times of day , ok
@elimgarak7330
@elimgarak7330 27 дней назад
that's "the correct *response* is woo."
@dudemanjac
@dudemanjac 26 дней назад
needed to know about wendy's a few hour
@trentgay3437
@trentgay3437 26 дней назад
Ok Wendy how about you make your food affordable instead of giving free nuggets to attract customers. 🙄
@sailinbob11
@sailinbob11 26 дней назад
On St. Petersburg Florida ya can't get into a Red Lobster.
@mikemcconeghy4658
@mikemcconeghy4658 26 дней назад
Dang it, I do remember the names of the Friends. Only watched that show when nothing else was on.
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 26 дней назад
No Kim Cattrall "Porky's" reference for the Luka press conference? ;-P
@Moekoffee2001
@Moekoffee2001 27 дней назад
What part of a chicken is the nugget?
@mho...
@mho... 27 дней назад
the anus!
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 27 дней назад
I think it's where the tail feathers are attached.
@gardenofsn5955
@gardenofsn5955 26 дней назад
It's ground chicken. Please tell me people know this and are just playing jokes.
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 26 дней назад
@@gardenofsn5955 😁
@probablyapigeon
@probablyapigeon 25 дней назад
Meanwhile starts at 1:14
@ConsciencepartyUSA
@ConsciencepartyUSA 26 дней назад
Man, if Wendy’s is going to have this, Wendy’s thing, I still won’t eat them because they are going to jack up the price anyway.
@marceld6061
@marceld6061 26 дней назад
For about the same price I would definitely take a pair of Eggo sneakers over those tacky gold ones that some disgraced politician is trying to hock.
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