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Meanwhile... Beyoncé-Inspired Sauce At Arby’s | Cybertruck Breaks Fingers | Tracking Mister Softee 

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Meanwhile... Fans of Beyoncé’s "Cowboy Carter" album are going to love the new sauce at Arby’s, a Tesla fan got hurt doing research on his Cybertruck, and it’s easier than ever to find out where the Mister Softee truck will be.
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@Missunderstood103
@Missunderstood103 22 дня назад
How do we create actual human beings that stick their fingers in places they've seen crush, snap things off yet believe wholeheartedly it would _never_ happen to them?
@ZephyrysBaum
@ZephyrysBaum 22 дня назад
They stick far worse things than fingers in some places.
@misterflibble6601
@misterflibble6601 22 дня назад
Can you say MAGA?
@Kr0nicDragon
@Kr0nicDragon 22 дня назад
You can’t, humans are hopelessly stupid
@OscarLangleySoryu
@OscarLangleySoryu 22 дня назад
Wait til you hear about the other things humans do, that’s nothing really
@ThisIS_Insane
@ThisIS_Insane 22 дня назад
CLEARLY, the dumbing down of the American Empire has gone too far. People just cannot think things thru, because they feel they are always right, when they aren't even close. Then again, FailArmy would have nothing to do... 🤡🤡🤣🤣😂😂☠☠
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 22 дня назад
Who would be dumb enough to film himself breaking his finger in such a profoundly dumb way? I'm gonna go with "somebody dumb enough to buy that truck."
@mariopelletier4183
@mariopelletier4183 22 дня назад
or somebody dumb enough to vote for trump
@TheIndianalain
@TheIndianalain 22 дня назад
And it's even dumber to put it online! Like "I'm sooo dumb I'm proud to show it to the entire world!"
@jackbauer322
@jackbauer322 22 дня назад
Who ? AN AMERICAN of COURSE !
@malervik4176
@malervik4176 22 дня назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-VSfdzVhhcWo.html
@LadyDoomsinger
@LadyDoomsinger 22 дня назад
@@TheIndianalain Yeah, I feel like that's the bigger question: I can believe that someone would be dumb enough to break their own finger. I can even believe they believed that it wouldn't happen. And I can believe that they'd film themselves doing it. But AFTER all that, who looks over that video of themselves breaking their own finger, and then uploads it for the world to see? You'd have to not only be insanely dumb to do that, you'd have to be insanely *honest* to not tamper with the video that makes you look dumb.
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 22 дня назад
Now, when buying a truck, there's no need to compromise between style and safety: you can have it both ugly _and_ hazardous!
@ronaldbarker5407
@ronaldbarker5407 22 дня назад
You win the internet today thank you
@JRoss-zxzx
@JRoss-zxzx 22 дня назад
Don't forget it's awesome uselessness too. As they keep getting stuck in snow, mud, sand, dry dirt and at least once in someone's driveway. Edit: should also mention the darned things can't haul anything either.
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 22 дня назад
@@JRoss-zxzx It's perfectly suited for the wilderness, so long as it never rains.
@bilateralrope8643
@bilateralrope8643 18 дней назад
@@JRoss-zxzx Don't forget that the manual tells you not to wash it in direct sunlight.
@Eidlones
@Eidlones 22 дня назад
The funny thing about the cybertruck video, is that he uploaded it anyway. He bought the truck so people would pay attention to him, and he uploaded the vid so people would pay attention to him.
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 22 дня назад
He might need the RU-vid income to pay for a new finger 😅 Back in the day, guys who own Humvey was called the small penis guy, this is the new version . I saw a young guy who got into his Cybertruck in front of a restaurant 3 weeks ago.
@cogboy302
@cogboy302 22 дня назад
​@@___beyondhorizon4664, the time may be approaching when he'll regret putting his trigger finger in the hood shut.
@Xiroi87
@Xiroi87 22 дня назад
Just another dumb narcissist
@-Big_Big
@-Big_Big 22 дня назад
wonder if he is doing it to sue.
@NaeemTHM
@NaeemTHM 22 дня назад
Even funnier is that he wasn't the only person to make a video like this. I saw ANOTHER video of a guy that severely hurt himself trying to see if the Cybertruck frunk really would crush his finger.
@Schnapsbrennor
@Schnapsbrennor 22 дня назад
Just a demonstration of the average cyber truck owner. You gotta live in a different reality to ignore all the shit that car is.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 22 дня назад
There’s a lady that used to work with Mythbusters who made her own Tesla truck. Her first name is Simone, her last name starts with G. She got the okay to chop up her Tesla and turn it into a pickup. She calls it Truckla. She has a channel of her making all sorts of things.
@gretamurphy3704
@gretamurphy3704 22 дня назад
"I'm dumber than a stick," said the Tesla Cybertruck owner
@naryanr
@naryanr 22 дня назад
i don't think there's a single monkey on earth that would try the finger test after failing the stick test.
@Rohinthas
@Rohinthas 22 дня назад
Keep in mind: Due to their latest recall we know that Tesla has only delivered about 4000 Cyber Trucks so far, meaning that the barrage of videos showing the truck failing at basic truck things is a very representative sample of how well the thing works. The failure rate is THAT high! But then again, as this video proves, CyberTruck owners aint the brightest...
@Carewolf
@Carewolf 22 дня назад
Apparently the mean distance driven between repairs is currently at 11 miles :D
@martinzeibig
@martinzeibig 22 дня назад
Tesla has an incredible high failure rate anyway. 10% are not road worthy any more after just 2 years.
@Nick-fg4dq
@Nick-fg4dq 22 дня назад
Hearing this story reminded me of a will Rogers quote-"there are 3 types of men,the one that learns by reading the few that learn by observation,the rest if them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves"....lol😎
@davidlane256
@davidlane256 22 дня назад
@@martinzeibigwere they ever worthy of the road?
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 22 дня назад
@@davidlane256 nope. just another sad douchemobile on the road screaming "witness me" before becoming a ball of flame in the hellscape that is u.s. roads
@samsung40_media87
@samsung40_media87 22 дня назад
"You are now the new CEO of Tesla" 👏👏👏👏👏👏 *BRILLIANT*
@radicalross7700
@radicalross7700 22 дня назад
Excellent! Now he can buy X and change the name to Y. As in "whY did I do something so moronic"?
@colleenclements5715
@colleenclements5715 21 день назад
I AGREE💯
@MavenCree
@MavenCree 22 дня назад
Some guys tested that cybertruck trunk thing with a carrot... WEEKS ago. So people WANTED him to break his finger, and the idiot fell for it.
@ThisIS_Insane
@ThisIS_Insane 22 дня назад
I think Te$la forgot that people's fingers and whatever are going to be hanging out around the trunk. It needs an auto-reversing mechanism, so it will abort the latching and re-open the lid. I know they know how. Somebody does, anyway...
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 22 дня назад
It's chilling to think of what that could do to a toddler who didn't know any better.
@AnonymOus-ss9jj
@AnonymOus-ss9jj 22 дня назад
@@ThisIS_Insane Well that's the thing the first guy who got his finger hurt did so after the car was updated to have a more responsive auto reversing function when it sensed resistance to being closed. HOWEVER, the update was a little more complicated than that. They still wanted the trunk to be able to bear down on packed in items like it did before, so while the first attempt at closing the door would be gentle, if that fails subsequent attempts to close the door would try to squish the items in harder. Thus when the first person to test the update put his arm, hand, and then subsequently finger in the trunk... Well, it didn't cut the finger off but his PTSD from what it did do prevented him from doing further tests. Which is where the guy in this video comes in. He did further tests with his finger in the trunk after closing the door in between each test, and showed that his finger didn't get hurt. But the people in the comments (who were ridiculing him just as hard as you see here even before he got hurt) teased him and said the test wasn't valid because he raised his finger slightly to push up against the trunk before it closed. So he tried again, only this time because his finger was right in the middle of the trunk door, because he forgot to close the trunk after it failed to close, and/or because some other confusing properties of the automated system were at play: his finger stopped being able to move after he removed it from the trunk. Hopefully it is healing up.
@Screamn.
@Screamn. 22 дня назад
​@@paulgibbon5991yeah, a toddler tall enough to reach the hood/trunk
@heartofdawn2341
@heartofdawn2341 22 дня назад
That guy was not the sharpest tool in the shed. The truck on the other hand
@utility63
@utility63 22 дня назад
Great. Now it's on his other hand? That guy just doesn't learn!
@JackSalzman
@JackSalzman 22 дня назад
Lmao 🤣
@876_FIRE
@876_FIRE 20 дней назад
@@utility63 underrated reply here.
@zeroreyortsed3624
@zeroreyortsed3624 22 дня назад
That guy should have known it wasn't safe after Musk bombed trying to prove the window was unbreakable. 😂 Also, it's kinda like the rule of always treating a firearm as loaded, even if you know it isn't. If your finger can get pinched between something, don't stick it in there on purpose, no matter how safe it says it is. 😂
@benn454
@benn454 22 дня назад
Tesla cultists don't let a little thing like reality stop them.
@thomthom6268
@thomthom6268 22 дня назад
Trunk v Finger. The new Darwin award final exam.
@lindaj5492
@lindaj5492 17 дней назад
The final Darwin exam requires the participants to do something that prevents them passing on their genes to the next generation. I wonder what else he could have tested the truck with?
@rorycruickshank1390
@rorycruickshank1390 17 дней назад
Darwin award is pretty final. Justifiably so. The genepool needs a little chlorine sometimes.
@gloomyblackfur399
@gloomyblackfur399 12 дней назад
@@lindaj5492 Let's all challenge him to test an elastrator. "Everyone is asking you to! Let's find out!"
@abthedragon4921
@abthedragon4921 22 дня назад
OK, whoever wrote that Mister Softee jingle deserves a raise XD
@michaellombardi1620
@michaellombardi1620 22 дня назад
I was terrified watching that stupid man hurt his finger
@jonsabath9265
@jonsabath9265 22 дня назад
Who’s got two thumbs but no other remaining fingers!? That guy!
@AHersheyHere
@AHersheyHere 22 дня назад
Cyberbro saw people slicing carrots with the Cybertruck and thought “my finger for the meme stock.”
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 22 дня назад
Cybertruck owner - your daily reminder that having money does not require having intelligence. Also- ☠ @5:17 lmao
@redlupo6193
@redlupo6193 22 дня назад
Props to the animators for that sweet😁 detail of Mrs. Frostee's undulating hairdo with the sprinkles on top!
@pirobot668beta
@pirobot668beta 22 дня назад
Why does this feel like something you'd see right after hearing: "Hey, watch this!"
@SageofStars
@SageofStars 22 дня назад
How DARE you imply that Steven?! Mr. Softee, like Mr. Peanut is married to his JOB good sir.
@DrSuperKamiGuru
@DrSuperKamiGuru 22 дня назад
I thought Mr. Peanut died.
@SageofStars
@SageofStars 22 дня назад
@@DrSuperKamiGuru I mean, how often does that stop people in Dragon Ball from being active?
@Earthneedsado-over177
@Earthneedsado-over177 22 дня назад
I've heard mr softee is a terrible lover. Because …
@RLLE-dl3oy
@RLLE-dl3oy 22 дня назад
About the bees: "bee-nwhile" was right there!
@queenrosered
@queenrosered 22 дня назад
😂😅🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 New CEO of Tesla! 🤣 🤣 🤣 😅👍
@timwhite7127
@timwhite7127 22 дня назад
The bin of unfixable is running over with stupid...
@stagger5863
@stagger5863 22 дня назад
That Tesla where both funny and sad at the same time, mostly funny the idiot didn’t learn from the broken stick 🙄
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 22 дня назад
🎶All the single servings. All the single servings. 🎶
@Paludion
@Paludion 22 дня назад
XD
@roganf4013
@roganf4013 22 дня назад
Take your upvote and think about what you've done.
@JayTee2985
@JayTee2985 22 дня назад
That Tesla dude will win a Darwin’s Award soon.
@barbaraolson6783
@barbaraolson6783 22 дня назад
Thank you Stephen & all who make the show and post possible. Love, light, peace, prosperity,and positive energy to everyone !
@dumaskhan
@dumaskhan 22 дня назад
that Mr. softie bit escalated quickly.
@mikemcconeghy4658
@mikemcconeghy4658 22 дня назад
Nice that we're finding out where all the bees have gone.
@Earthneedsado-over177
@Earthneedsado-over177 22 дня назад
Now if we can find out where all the cowboys have gone.
@SizzleMoonSong
@SizzleMoonSong 22 дня назад
Give those writers a raise! No AI could EVER come up with these Meanwhile intros! Beyond brilliant!!
@marsipio1733
@marsipio1733 22 дня назад
"Drifters road kill jerkey", 😂 fantastic 😂❤😂❤
@MadDragon75
@MadDragon75 22 дня назад
Fingers? No problem I have 10... 9. 😲
@serendipityshopnyc
@serendipityshopnyc 21 день назад
You would think he might at least choose the pinky, just in case. Pointer fingers are extremely useful!
@JillKnapp
@JillKnapp 22 дня назад
Louis' little amused chuckle at 4:26 is so delightful.
@randomname4726
@randomname4726 22 дня назад
Lewis and the band are always killing it 👏
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 22 дня назад
I dare the CyberTruck Owner to zip up his pants without tucking it in first. (There’s Something About Mary)
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 22 дня назад
FRANK AND BEANS!!!
@Itcouldbebunnies
@Itcouldbebunnies 22 дня назад
Turkish Delight😂
@SchoolforHackers
@SchoolforHackers 22 дня назад
Oh god that image still haunts me😊
@Kr0nicDragon
@Kr0nicDragon 22 дня назад
Ahh skittles littles, selling you less product for more money.
@bwenluck9812
@bwenluck9812 22 дня назад
It's the American way, lol....
@Abedeuss
@Abedeuss 22 дня назад
This kinda proves that people buying Cybertrucks are too stupid to live. They literally see car snapping a twig in half, then are shocked to find out that yes, putting your finger between metal and a moving piece of metal will hurt... at best. And cost your finger at worst.
@Puffsdad
@Puffsdad 22 дня назад
I assume that it was supposed to open like an elevator door. Why someone would put their finger there after it broke the stick I believe is the definition of stupid.
@ronaldbarker5407
@ronaldbarker5407 22 дня назад
Don’t buy a Nazi ugly truck lol
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 22 дня назад
reminds me of people sticking their fingers in parrot cages.
@Puffsdad
@Puffsdad 22 дня назад
@@kenbrown2808 what about the people having their pictures taken with bison?
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 22 дня назад
@@Puffsdad that reminds me of people crossing the street without checking for traffic.
@scarlettuwu9582
@scarlettuwu9582 22 дня назад
The Mr. Softy animation at the end was great 😊
@hopeful5830
@hopeful5830 22 дня назад
Skittles littles piddles🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tec5x5
@tec5x5 22 дня назад
Wow that Mr Softy skit was great
@browninplay
@browninplay 22 дня назад
HAHA, excellent! I'd expect nothing less from a tesla owner 🤣
@caroler11059
@caroler11059 22 дня назад
Counting bees is easy. Just count their feet and divide by six.
@icantollie
@icantollie 22 дня назад
Too complicated. Suggest counting their wings and dividing by 4; much simpler
@GTARC-2023
@GTARC-2023 22 дня назад
Next test...Does sticking my hand on a hot stove hurt?
@SlicedZucchini
@SlicedZucchini 22 дня назад
New CEO of Tesla? More like new chief officer of safety advisory
@FacePlant1324
@FacePlant1324 22 дня назад
Sticking your finger in any door or trunk that is closing is super stupid and very unsafe
@mikevanderman2727
@mikevanderman2727 22 дня назад
Agree, it's not about the vehicle at all, it's about a weirdly dumb individual...
@benn454
@benn454 22 дня назад
​@@mikevanderman2727The Cybertruck is also a POS. Both things can be true.
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 22 дня назад
@@mikevanderman2727 Well, basic safety features sure HELP. Bear in mind that children are also prone to sticking their fingers in bad places.
@nopenope5042
@nopenope5042 22 дня назад
Solid comment.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 22 дня назад
The wasps didn't sting the stick...so...
@yamboo2854
@yamboo2854 22 дня назад
So many Cybertruck owner checked for themselves, i guess you need a lot of them to change a lightbulb ...
@nikolaisikes6245
@nikolaisikes6245 22 дня назад
Apparently the cyber truck updated the frunk door closing mechanism and now it progressively closes harder each time it fails to close.
@IslanKleinknecht
@IslanKleinknecht 22 дня назад
The man with that intelligence had enough money to afford a Tesla.
@thatjeff7550
@thatjeff7550 22 дня назад
Cybertruck breaking fingers: of course, the same would happen if you slammed your finger in just about any other car door or trunk lid. No, what really concerned me when I got a chance to see one of these monster trucks is the fact that the edge of the panels haven't been rolled over (because apparently it's hard to fold stainless steel), nor have the edges been polished to a smooth, rolled edge. Meaning, if you grab hold of any of those panels by the edge and something jerks your hand away, you're gonna lose some skin to that semi-sharp edge.
@rosehill9537
@rosehill9537 22 дня назад
Wait he filmed himself seeing the cybertruck a stick break then his finger getting broken...and STILL posted it to the Internet???😂
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 22 дня назад
Stephen's been practicing his Japanese. His writers failed to sink him this time. 😁
@kcking
@kcking 22 дня назад
They didn't. He said waygu and it's wagyu. But he does very impressively nonetheless
@papagena1
@papagena1 22 дня назад
No, it was still a miss. It’s pronounced WAH-gyoo.
@SweetTreat-wl2yl
@SweetTreat-wl2yl 22 дня назад
@@papagena1 Hai!
@askew9976
@askew9976 22 дня назад
Arby’s roast beef, and a whitish sauce…ok Arby’s we know where you went with this. 😂
@ms0824
@ms0824 22 дня назад
You nasty 😂😂
@AyshaPaige
@AyshaPaige 22 дня назад
A skittles littles piddle by the griddle 🤌
@SeanTube2099
@SeanTube2099 22 дня назад
I loved the animation style of that cartoon.
@davidanderson566
@davidanderson566 22 дня назад
So does that mean that New York City is not so much a city, but a Habitrail?
@rebeccaw2197
@rebeccaw2197 22 дня назад
... and then the guy actually sticks his finger there to be crushed... that was horrifying. A slow moving train wreck.
@solderbuff
@solderbuff 22 дня назад
Mr. Softie sketch was gold 🥇
@laidbackmark7651
@laidbackmark7651 22 дня назад
Mr Frosty: "Wasn't being a Softee enough Stephen... Wasn't being a Softee enough for Gods sake???"
@CaseAgainstFaith1
@CaseAgainstFaith1 22 дня назад
Everybody’s askin’. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
@Richbydesignpullupj26
@Richbydesignpullupj26 22 дня назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 damn it yeah keep trusting Tesla
@Moondog66602
@Moondog66602 22 дня назад
I've seen exactly 2 cyber trucks in the wild so far
@barbaramonaco105
@barbaramonaco105 22 дня назад
So far zero cyber trucks here, and this is an area with a lot of Teslas.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 22 дня назад
Horsey Sauce? Reminds me of the use of totally ineffective Horsey Paste during the pandemic.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 22 дня назад
horsey sauce - because they aren't allowed to call it horseradish.
@napalmholocaust9093
@napalmholocaust9093 22 дня назад
We estimate bees by the pound. I think it is 3k per. Something like 10k in a 3 pound box. You can just buy them w/o a hive in a screen sided box, queen on top in a tuna can with sugar plugs they eat through when you put it in a new hive.
@misterflibble6601
@misterflibble6601 22 дня назад
It was a joke.
@rollingthunder1043
@rollingthunder1043 22 дня назад
Must have been tricky to measure the bees inside the kids' wall! With people you gotta subtract belts and shoes, do beekeepers have to subtract honey and wax?
@omi_god
@omi_god 22 дня назад
You didn't type "lb" for "pound", so why type "w/o" instead of "without"? Inquiring minds want to know...
@SoManyRandomRamblings
@SoManyRandomRamblings 22 дня назад
​​@@rollingthunder1043 they weigh the honeycomb separately. There was about 100 lbs of honeycomb. They find the queen and put it in a little cage inside the transport box and the rest of the bees go to follow the queen and move themselves to the transport box. The few remaining stragglers usually get sucked up with a vacuum and then honeycomb removed.
@sandytrunks
@sandytrunks 22 дня назад
@3:40 "Micro apartments are predominantly situated within pre-war doorman co-op buildings. Most are configured as studios (no surprise). All Manhattan studios comprise roughly 14 percent of the housing stock and average a little over 500 square feet." Sounds like living in a closet... soooo, like living in Manhattan working a 9 to 5 day job while writing your "Great American Novel." We've all been there. Side note: munching Skittles can help when you can't afford food.
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 22 дня назад
Not sure if this is similar to my brief stayed in a Parisian spare 'room' around 2001. A friend's friend let me stayed for free at the old days servants quater, a tiny room on the top floor with a single bed, a tiny sink and shared toilet in the hall. 5 story building, only stairs!!!
@Welgeldiguniekalias
@Welgeldiguniekalias 22 дня назад
46m² sounds like a nice pied-a-terre so you don't have to commute five days a week, but not a place where you would want to live for a year.
@t.tenney3470
@t.tenney3470 22 дня назад
500 square feet is PLENTY of room for an apartment. Here we have a housing crisis. You wouldn't want kids there, but that's big enough for me, by far
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 22 дня назад
I own a 490 sf condo in Seattle. It has a large living room, normal bath with tub/shower, kitchen with eating area, and a walk-in closet big enough for a queen bed if you don't want a sofa bed and don't need the space for storage. I haven't lived in it, but tenants seem happy and there's very little turnover.
@shaunsheep8188
@shaunsheep8188 22 дня назад
I live in HK. 500sqf is a two bedroom large apartment for many people here.
@angelcastro3129
@angelcastro3129 22 дня назад
That guy who bought the tesla is proof positive that there are folks out there with more Dollars than sense. 😂
@Angie2343
@Angie2343 21 день назад
Well done on the Mister Softee commercial parody!
@marketads1
@marketads1 22 дня назад
Such smart comedy! Always LOL!!
@otibed358
@otibed358 22 дня назад
ARBY'S? What would Jon Stewart do?
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 22 дня назад
We'll find out on Monday 😂
@ms0824
@ms0824 22 дня назад
Kimmel would have them cater.
@psicologiajoseh
@psicologiajoseh 22 дня назад
The guy doing “experiments“ with his expensive Tesla... That moment when you realize there are people way dummer than you with way more money and privileges... This ain't a fair world, right?
@tomnowlin9652
@tomnowlin9652 21 день назад
Starts off “road kill jerky” meanwhile with an Arby’s story… 😂
@cindyd2963
@cindyd2963 22 дня назад
How about that? A Meanwhile intro without using the word abandoned.
@qing-jaohan8641
@qing-jaohan8641 22 дня назад
They are in such a rut with that bit. Need some different segments for variety. Bring back Midnight Confessions!
@ziqi92
@ziqi92 21 день назад
Cybertruck owners must let their intrusive thoughts win a lot
@valeriemarott1923
@valeriemarott1923 16 дней назад
"......drifter's road kill jerkey...." lolololololol 😅😂❤
@janhaugen6034
@janhaugen6034 22 дня назад
Cyberfail 😂
@jeffreylafountain2643
@jeffreylafountain2643 22 дня назад
Natural consequences FTW!!!
@DavidIyashi
@DavidIyashi 22 дня назад
Some of the greatest comedy on net,he's a funny one,aint he,Stephen Colbert
@shermarkle
@shermarkle 22 дня назад
I'm pretty sure Fox is the roadkill jerky of news......😅
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 22 дня назад
2:59 You know, I've seen this kind of thinking in the movie _A Christmas Story._ Oh, fudge.
@calebnolan4726
@calebnolan4726 22 дня назад
Dang! I wish I had that ice cream app when I was a kid. It would've made begging my mom for ice cream so much easier!
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 22 дня назад
That was the best "Sometimes...." ever.
@JustinKase1969
@JustinKase1969 22 дня назад
So, the stick broke - next test, hotdog.
@MK-su6eg
@MK-su6eg 22 дня назад
Once again, laughing and stoned ! Arby's and skittles +icecream, really got my attention! munchies..........!!! Aloha from Hawaii
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks 22 дня назад
possibly explains why those thumbs up are so big in Elons' photos
@peternord8440
@peternord8440 22 дня назад
And it looks like he's lost all his fingers .Clearly he's the panel fitment inspector as well .
@hirudinaria
@hirudinaria 22 дня назад
1:20 for the cultured souls!! 😂😂
@Halidor
@Halidor 22 дня назад
Proving once again YOU CANT FIX STUPID!
@peterbathum2775
@peterbathum2775 22 дня назад
Ignoring the results of testing a hypothesis and damaging your body is sad. Paper Wasp nest yes.
@S1L3NTG4M3R
@S1L3NTG4M3R 22 дня назад
Well... if he was dumb enough to buy a cyber truck, then you know he was not smart enough to keep his finger safe.
@yudithcaron8053
@yudithcaron8053 21 день назад
Thanks to Colbert, I now know how the Wagyu beef remain calm when it goes in the slaughterhouse. First they brush its coat with sake, then it gives it a bucket of beer everyday, and last, they switch the beer with sake for its final day. That's also why Wagyu beef has this slight taste of booze.
@BrodieScott27
@BrodieScott27 21 день назад
Ooh, Brenda used twice in one week for comic effect. I am in heaven.
@Rose-inspirations
@Rose-inspirations 20 дней назад
Clearly great sensor safety tests on Tesla's part 😂😂😂
@s.voltronic8805
@s.voltronic8805 22 дня назад
Damn... and the right index finger has to be in the top 3 of most important fingers if right handed. Why risk that one
@dh8203
@dh8203 22 дня назад
One of the first thing you teach kids is to watch out for closing doors because getting your finger stuck in there when it closes really hurts. They generally master that concept by the time they're 4.
@hellcat1988
@hellcat1988 22 дня назад
A thick,white cream called "horsy sauce" out of a long, hard tube you have to pump to dispense. I never manage to make it past the condiment dispensers in Arby'ss without snickering at that.
@markfairbanks3533
@markfairbanks3533 22 дня назад
Horsey sauce for my horsey meat...what's funny about that?
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 22 дня назад
This man also has issues with mousetraps 🧀👀
@jackv2244
@jackv2244 17 дней назад
That guy should know that the truck's gonna win!
@wingedbluj1674
@wingedbluj1674 22 дня назад
Ah... _sips tea_ natural selection at work.
@keithnewton5508
@keithnewton5508 22 дня назад
The actions of the man with the Cybertruck are easily explained. We are talking about a person who bought a Cybertruck and we all know that you can't fix Cybertruck owners (or their vehicle).
@prototypekev1347
@prototypekev1347 21 день назад
Pinch protection fail 😂 Tesla is a joke 😂
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