@@airstep001 I heard he got promoted in the army because of his daddy’s influence. Nepotism and corruption are rampant in this city. If only Konrad were still around, maybe then it would be safe to walk the streets at night, maybe then the corrupt would be brought to justice, maybe then it would be quiet.
Corax thru the Warp: Don't worry bros, I'm on it. Magnus listening in: No you aren't. Quit lying. Russ: Shut up, Nerd. G-man: ... You heard all that, right? Lion: Do I want to know? Vulkan walks in: Yes, but mostly no. Dorn, one step behind him: Put on some clothes at least. Alpharius: I got you, Fam. Dorn: ... Alpharius: ... Sorry about the hand. Dorn: We'll discuss this later.
@@Deridus Fulgrim: don't gimme that, lorgar didn't do shit during the heresy Morty: neither did you, f**k snake Agron: AAGGGHHHHH Perty: none of you chaos guzzlers would've even gotten to terra without me Lion: well some things haven't changed ... Abbadon: well I've been busy wi.... Everyone: SHUT UP ABBY NO ONE LIKES YOU
I am 90% sure that there is atleast one primarch that refuses to come back because he knows how much shit he would have to deal with. And its probably Vulcan considering he can come back to life whenever he wants.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Well considering that the imperium is so screwed up that a guy who can't age is aging, no I don't think it was enough.
Guilliman literally woke up to a group of Space Marines, Sisters, Cawl, Celestine, an inquisitor, and an Eldar woman all working together fighting CSM. Man’s first thoughts are basically, “ah, I have just been revive… oh, there are CSM attacking my Ultramarines. Wait, is that an inquisitor? Is that a FLYING sister? IS THAT AN ELDAR? Oh, and there is Cawl, looking weird as ever.
@@TheAHuman Oh look is that one of my Brother's Sons, oh wait why is he running at me with a chainaxe, oh...It's a Spiky boi, well... *Absolutely annihilate him with a single move*
The only one who gets to nut inside Yrvraine is her Husband the Visarch. Although technically he's a combination of the souls of multiple eldar warriors but still.
After an hour of explaing the first portion of the Imperial Creed, there was found a den't in the saronite wall aproximately 9 feet high, roughly the size of a basketball. The Ultra Marines report hearing repeated, loud clangs following "What in the actual fuck?!?"
No really I expect that, cause they just made up before Lion disappeared and well Guilliman is probs funning on emotional fumes God that would tho be a butiful scene maybe the lion collects his angles and the fallen beats Angron and is on his way back to Terra he’s already feeling a bit tired from it all… then as he walks in. He sees Guilliman, whose skin looks pale and his bearly awake over a holo projector, he then turns quickly, he’s in shoke, the lion is shoke. Theirs then a symaltanise croak of “Brother?” From them both before Guilliman attempts to run and hug but falls a short distance into his jog and the lion runs then catches his brother. The two embrace, no words need be spoken for now they have each other. And then the Lion learns what the Nobel men and the Eqlesoarchy has put his brother through lol.
@@historytank5673 Maybe, your description assigns too much weekness to a primarch though. That level of weekness requires a chaos blade not obstinate bureaucracy.
@@jasperzanovich2504 maybe, but I mean concidering Guillimans had to bounce from front line to back line and reverse the effects of 10,000 years of decadence. Plus seeing Guilliman would be shocking I think it would be worth it. Tho of course they would just hug it out without the collapse.
@@jasperzanovich2504 he has super depression and is still technically bound to his suit. he is a shell of a man pet alone a primarch. he wouldn't be that dramatic but I can imagine him getting very emotional.
Indeed GUILLIMAN stood up when the bell rang . Everyone was silenced shook . His sword engulfed with fire a flaming sword . One heretic broke the silence by trying to attack the G MAN. He killed him and then solo went to charge and overtake all the bs that was happening . No words straight up action Guilliman the avenging son and avenge he did .
@@Equal88 to be honest that is my favorite scene of all of warhammer 40k. It does demonstrates the speed of the brain functions of a Primach and recognize what was the most urgent priority to deal with.
@Eric MacRae It devolved into a mere meme, but in the Horus Heresy books, specificly the shortstory "Battle Doctrin" it's often shown that Guiliman has emergency plans for pretty much every possible and impossible situation. He also shamed the Custodis for their hubris, who designed the security systems of the most secure prison on Terra on the assumption that it's impossible to get a masterkey by killing one of them and thous the Custodis didn't use Gen-coded keys, allowing a whole group of Traitor Marines to escape.
"Why the fuck you all are so big? And green?!" "Well, the size is because Primarch Guiliman let some toaster enjoyed toy with our gene seed for 10.000 years, and he may or may not be foreseen by the emperor, but this shit has like 10 writers who keep contradicting each other"
Letting American's write the fluff for the past 10 years of 40k has been the worst mistake Games Workshop has ever made. Why they would let people who are the product of lead poisoning and underfunded education write the lore for their product is mind boggling.
**YAWN** Lion: "Well, It sure seems to have been... a few millenia? Time to see whats been going ooooooOOOOOOH MY FATHER!!" **TYRANIDS, TYRANIDS EVERYWHERE** Lion: "WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE!?!" DA: "Oh father you're awake! Well uh, we face a new threat in our glorious Imperium. We basically have a bug infestation." Lion: "How bad..?" DA: ".....Galaxy wide bad." Lion: "....Put me back to sleep..."
DA: with you now awoken from your slumber, we can push back the Tyranids with you and our Holy God Emperors power Lion: yes, it's time to slay these xeno... Wait....Holy God What Now? DA: Our God? Your father the emperor of mankind? He has kept us safe these last 10k years and we worship him beloved above all. Lion: ...nope, that's it, I'm done, tell Gman to let the empire burn
@@notaproblem8097 DA: "You mean Lord Guilliman? Hes sort of.... busy at the moment." Lion: "Doing what, exactly?" DA: "...Uhm. Not doing what. Doing 'whom'." Lion: *frustrated* "....Elaborate now." DA: "Hes sort of made contact with an Eldar named Yyvrane..... DEEP. CONTACT." Lion: "I still do not-- ...No. He wouldn't." DA: "....He did. And he's openly admitted that he, and I qoute, 'Gripped the knife-ears while going down on her Webway." "GUILLIMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *The Lion's mighty roar of anger could be heard throughout the galaxy* G-Man: "....Calgar?" C-Gar:: "Yes, father?" G-Man: ".... Okay. Theoretical: My brother has potentially come back to conciousness. Practical: Hes going to shove his boot up my ass after finding out about me and Yyvrane." C-Gar: "Yeah i can see how-- WHAT?!"
If lion tries going back to sleep. Guiliman would ABSOLUTELY deck him in the face and demand he wake up again. Because he’s not gonna deal with all this on his own.
Lion: Guilliaman! You are a poor leader brother and I can rule the imperium better then yo- G-man: Heres the imperial palace keys, good luck. [leaves] Lion: •_•
Lionel: oh... That's not a good sign -two weeks later- Lionel: GUILLIMAN, PLEASE, I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE Guilliman: (enjoying his tea) nah, I deserve a break, you deal with the rotting shit show of an empire for a bit
@Bollthorn Kitten goes over a year-long rant about the Tau empire and why they need to be destroyed. Tts emperor: Don't forget you were in love with some Tau called ShadowSun. Kitten: THAT IS NOT FUCKING CANON. Lion: Wait why is Magnus here? Magnus: Yeah, I've been here the whole time. Thanks for finally noticing.
Guilliman:I don't know brother, seriously if you find something to kill me let me Know Dante:Wait are you guys ALLOWED TO DIE? *Scream heresy versus Sanguinius internally*
@@kevinpancosta7546 Tbf, Dante was supposed to be dead when he got stabbed in half. But when he gets to the afterlife, Sanguinius elbow drops him back to the mortal world.
@@annhentaiuser6658 Dante: See sangy, "oh finally i can be with you father" Sangy: Your time is not yet *yeet dante back* Dante: FUUUCCKK!! Why don't you let me die!! *proceed to serve chaos*
Lion: well time for some waking up cup of coffee Guilliman: brother we got some work to do Lion: you fucking eldar fornicater can i just at least have my morning coffee dark angel: father about the fallen Lion: son I'm gonna have to politely ask you to fuck off right now daddy is not the mood for this
I can imagine them like an office. He turns on his computer, and the moment he opens Outlook and Teams, there's a gorillion unopened mails, pending meetings and unread chat windows. While having 5 assistants behind bringing him up to speed.
@@northdakota8530the war crimes specialists. Not our pansy 21st century war crimes, mind you, the Imperium of Man's war crimes. As in Big E thought these stuff were too effed up.
Me a Lowley Krieg corper : Alright so Tyrannids are big mean bugs , Heretics are everyone that doesnt like gold space dad , we have 4 crayon versions of 4 anti-christs and buff goblins , then there's elves , blue people and toaster guys
“Okay so listen. Since last time you were around we have like three more major players in the galaxy…” “THREE???” “Yeah…we have million years old killer robots” “We can use them in the Ironwing” “What was that?” “Nothing, nothing” “Okay so the second are big ass bugs” “Gross” “Yeah. The last on are the worst” “Why?” “Thes are….idealistic” “URRGH”
The watchers in the dark: *Gives lion dreams of old Caliban, happy memories of Luther, 1 on 1 bonding time with Sanguinius, artificial father son memories between big E and Lion.* The Imperium: “ *WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. GRAB A SWORD. HAVE FUN.* “
He will definitely have questions but this wouldn't happen because when gilliman was revived he asked for information for days. So it makes sense that he would ask for information too once he came back
"What the hell is a tyranid(s)" "What the fuck is an imperial creed" "Can someone just please sit me down for like 10 minutes and give me a rough list of everything you expect me to deal with the second i wake up?" Best reponses ever
Lion looks at G man, teary eyes, seeking for help G-man: "You'll get used to it." "Oh, and where is my aid, i request it, like, 2 seconds after your awaken and still haven't received it"
Guiliman pulls up to the rock and honking his ship: Lion! LIIIOONNN!!! Lion: Guiliman? I was asleep. Having a little Lion sleep. Guiliman: Get in the ship Lion! GET IN THE SHIIIP!!!
Bobby G is gonna sit him down, all official and everything and then just gonna start uncontrollably sobbing as he explains precisely how fucked everything has gotten/how much worse its gonna get.
Can someone just sit me down for like ten minutes and give me a rough list of what you me to deal with the second I wake up. This me every Monday I came back to work.
The canonical ending to tts for the time being is Kitten dies Dorm dies Magnus is stuck in the black library About half the custodes are dead Big E is alone *DAMN YOU GW*
