Some of my dementia patients on bad nights. " Get outta here demon! Can all of you not see? He is clearly satan who is the devil." My face:🙀 My .... : 🔥😈🔥
@@thegooddinggleberry your what? lol what is the “.....” mean / or are you referring to in the “my .... :” part part of ur comment? lol i’m so confused & feel like i’m your dementia patient for not understanding lmao 🤣🙃
@@blasiandumplin it most likely wasn't going to make sense bc people with dementia or Alzheimers don't make sense a lot of the time. My grandma who died a couple months ago had Alzheimers. Most of the time she would just tell us stories from when my mom was little but other times she would tell us random things that don't.make sense like "me and my dog went to water boat and ate the sandwich Margret got us with the duck she sold to Gary that lived next to me." A lot of times she would just make noises and hope someone would respond.
One time, in the lab, a doctor caused a stir sending down a sample he thought was a tumour that the patient coughed up. Ordered a slew of tests -fungal, TB, culture, histology, the works. We discussed if to culture as a sputum or tissue (we're micro) as it looked black and round. The MLA goes into the hood to set up for culture, opens the container, plops it onto a sterile dish to dissect, and notices a tiny stem.... She calls the floor and politely describes the sample to the nurse "..I think this is a raisin". The nurse on the line is silent for a moment, and then confesses that the patient had a cinnamon raisin toast for breakfast. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg I love this and stories like these please keep sharing ! I miss my lab days sometimes but only sometimes. Nothing warmed my heart more when the tub system would have to be shut down because urine leaked everywhere from always the ER.
My mom inhaled a raisin once but she refused to go to the doctor to get checked out. I also heard of a patient who inhaled a peanut. He had to get it flushed out.
@@michellehasty1038 I once inhaled a tiny piece of peanut from an m&m...well twice actually. I knew the first time and 2 minutes later coughed it out...the 2nd i developed a hard dry cough for 2 weeks. The peanut piece cane flying out and I got pneumonia.
An older female pt once told me in the ER that she loved my lipstick. I wasn’t wearing lipstick, just some clear chapstick. It was the best day of my life.
When I was shadowing a surgeon in the OR before medical school I asked if that was the dura mater we could see. It was the skull. I had forgotten that people have skulls.
My very first surgical assist, I held the hand of the surgeon. I was supposed to hand him an instrument but I don’t know why I held his hand. I was still learning. And that surgeon was kinda strict, he screamed at me and let me scrub out. Now I became an resident, it’s just an inside joke every time I assist him in his surgeries. At least he remembered me. Lol
6 month internship in a closed dementia ward. Heard this many times. More than once I was glad they were in bed and I'd already shut off the lights so they couldn't see me squint back tears.
One time a doctor asked why I had to massive scar across my stomach and chest... I remember staring at him and slowly pointing out the Transplant Ward sign on the wall lmaoooo
@@zaman54321 Ik but he was a night shift doctor who just checked up on me when I told the nurses I had pain. When I showed him the area where it hurt he questioned the scar hahaha
I have endometriosis and I remember after a lot of morphine, slurring out to the paramedic sitting with me in the ambulance, "You have suuuuch beautiful eyes..." He blushed to his hair.
I was high as a kite after my brain surgery. Called the male nurse to give me something to drink, he refused. When he was about to go, I was like: "Please, come back! I need to see something!" He turned around, confused af. I said: "Come closer! 🧐" Behaving like the old witch in Hänsel & Gretel. Looked him deep into his eyes and went like: "Oooooh! ... So, you DO have blue eyes! ... Marvellous!!" He blushed and I fell back asleep. The other nurses told me the whole time I was in the hospital, how the male nurse was proud af after I commented on his eyes. 😌🤣
In my ENT posting during internship, I assisted in a thyroidectomy and then forgot to send the specimen for HPE. The cleaners had thrown it away by the time the department realised. HoD freaked out so bad he went down into the BMW and looked for it and - I'm not kidding - literally dug it up from the waste. To this day I feel so ashamed of this. I was lucky they didn't scold me much. But it was a lesson for life. Imma check for specimens even when there aren't any to check ever since
To remember the desired ranges for BUN our teacher taught us, “to get them nice BUNS you need 10-20 squats Hun!” 😂 have other ones if any of my nurses need help remembering lab values😁
@@cleopatrasimmons6513 Calcium: 9-11; C(calcium)all 911 Potassium: 3.5-5; bunch of bananas, when you go to the store you’re likely to get 3-5 in a bunch. Chloride: 95-105; chlorine in the jacuzzi that’s 95-105 degrees Magnesium: 1.5-2.5, little Maggy slept for 1.5-2.5 hours BUN: 10-20; squats Hemoglobin: think of the LO in the word for low so you know these desires should be low. Female: 12-16 Male: 14-18 And if you only remember the values for male or female just know they are 2 apart from the first and last desired value because you might have a quest on a test that’s specific to the gender so if you know male is 14-18, but they’re asking for female and you can’t remember just minus 2 from the first and last value and you’ll get 12-16. Hematocrit (do not confuse with hemogLObin) it’s should be Male: 42-52 Female: 37-47 The first and last value is for each sex is 5 in place value, but 10 apart in desired range for each. Also think of hemoglobin as the teenagers and hematocrit as the adults Creatinine: 0.7-1.4; God created the world in 7 days and 2 weeks is 14 days, but don’t forget the decimals. RBCs: female 4.0-4.9 Male: 4.5-5.5 Just had to remember these as is. WBC: 5,000-10,000 Just remembered as was and was the most common when it came to questions about infection so I always knew this one by heart. Platelets: 150,000-400,000; think of a wedding/big event you’ll need 150-400 plates for the guest Cholesterol < 200 LDL 60= Helper, Healthy, Happy it has the H in it Triglycerides
Idk why this made me think of this story, but here we go...I was bringing a patient his medication and one of them was liquid morphine. Well, I accidentally spilled it all over his bedside table and quickly joked, "Ohh gosh, hurry lick it up!!" He actually started to do this when I quickly had to add, "STOP! I was only kidding!!" Patient and me laughed so hard after that, that I don't think he needed the morphine anymore 😅
One time we took a patient for sugery. The haughty theatre nurse asked why the patient wasnt wearing compression stockings. I slowly pulled the blankets off to show that pt had bilateral above knee amputation. Well how the turn tables Also handed over to a pediatric consultant that baby was "twerking" instead of twitching. Ahhh to be a fresh grad
Twerking baby is bad but asking a patient with left side above knee amputation for a quick walk for gait assessment Twice On the same day Is a really bad feeling
I used to work as medical assistant at a private practice and one day the doctor asked me to take her truck to get a leaking tire fixed. When they asked me which tire, I said, "Right posterior." 🤦🏼♀️😂
Not doctor but paramedic- towards the end of my ride time I had patients telling me that I looked tired and to get some rest-💀 without knowing a thing about me. Thank you ma’am. Let’s focus back on you 😂😂😂
Oh man hahaha. I had a regular customer who remembered when I had a cold ONCE & continued to ask me if I was feeling better every time he saw me…. this man was on oxygen 😭 no bro how are YOU feeling
I read this as "at the end of my life". It took me a full second before I registered that you should not be able to post if that were true. Glad you're well and thank you for your service.
@@khalidpapa6299 Not the commentor you're replying to, but every EMT/ paramedic i knew worked crazy hours in their field, plus school, plus a part time job because they made like $9/hr MAYBE as EMT...😵
I hadn't taken ANY chemistry but with all my other classes and grades, I just kind of accidentally slipped into a very chem heavy class with only the calc and stats prereqs. I had only seen cation on paper. I pronounced it cay-shin for YEARS and no one ever corrected me.
The patient with dementia... I'm doing a master's in social work and at my internship in elderly services, lots of my clients have dementia. One old lady told me that I am "a very nice and smart girl" - it made my whole week 🥺🥺💖
When I started as a unit secretary, a nurse needed a different sized condom cath, I tracked it down, and asked how it was used. She explained that the patient refused a regular cath, but because of morbid obesity, they couldn’t get to the appendage to get the condom cath on and it wouldn’t stick. Took two of them, one pressing on either side of it to it to to pop out enough for the other to attempt sticking the cath on… I promptly said “oh, like a zit!!” They did not let me live that down for months.
Hahaha. That's exactly how you get a male guinea pig's appendage to pop out. (I'm a veterinary nurse btw, not some weird guinea pig molester, in case you were wondering)
Dude sometimes if the *ahem* appendage isn’t enough to attach I say screw it and put a Purewick nestled in there with a quick change pad. As long as the suction is right it works great!
As an OT (occupational therapist) PLEASE continue to order both PT and OT. Pretty rare that a patient wouldn’t need both if in a hospital setting. Our evaluation helps determine how much a patient can actually do to take care of themselves once they are discharged. 😉
@@courtneygreen3168 correct. It sucks. Longest I've been NPO is 6 days after I nearly died from a severe ulcerative colitis flare. 10/10 don't recommend lol
A friend of mine works with doctors/dentists without borders in the Dominican Republic every year, but isn't a medical worker. He speaks the language, helps translate and organize, and will assist on procedures when requested (which is actually where he lost his fear of blood). Anyway: he was asked to assist on a rectal exam, and initially couldn't understand how he could help. Turned out the man had so much ass crack hair, that it looked like a skunk tail wedged between his cheeks. He had to get knuckle deep and pull the hair apart with both hands, so the doctor could gain access to the man's anus. I haven't thought of that story in years, thanks for the reminder, haha
It's late & I'm exhausted! This made me laugh so hard and I will never forget that image as long as I live! Thank you! I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
From a nursing student it makes me feel better that you all do dumb things too sometimes. I am so afraid of saying or doing something stupid even if it's just inexperience. I'm still afraid but at least I'm not alone.
I accidentally contaminated the surgical field during nursing surgical rotation by leaning too far over with DDD boobs causing the surgeon to re-gown/glove as he tried to shoo me back…god I was mortified!
I thought it was just my hospital . I had surgery and one of you baby doc's said to me "What are you doing with the blood " and removed an empty bag of saline that was no longer attached but left there. I was like "doing with the blood what are you talking about ? " So they discharged me bleeding internally what thinking what I was secretly drinking my own blood ! Please let these baby docs sleep so they know what they are doing . Supervisor don't be such an AHole that they will not ask you a question. They just throw you guys out there and say swim and they think the patients don't know .
Lmao! These can't be real...can they? As an RN these are amazing and it makes me want to share some of my not so bright moments for the freshies out there.
The first time I had to call a doctor on a pt it didn't go according to plan. I had noticed she needed oxygen was previously fine and her lungs had crackles in the bases. I called the attending to let him know. Well this quality individual responded by asking me why I thought she needed addressed by the dr and what I should do about it. He then asked for a full head to toe...I was deer in headlights...I'm thinking, you're the doctor, no I didn't check to see if she had an peripheral edema, I stopped at her lungs and needing more oxygen. The the only thing I could come up with was a chest x ray. I remember when I said that he asked if that was it...I drew a blank and hung up the phone. When I saw the cxr, knew it looked junky I called him back. He goes, "what do you want to do now?" Again I froze. The only thing I could think of was Lasix...so i asked for that...he then asked what dose I should give...again I had no clue. Before hanging up he asked if this walkie talkie who was tolerating PO could use anything else. I said no. He asked if I thought if we should stop her IVF. To which i was like, oh gosh, yes. He just saved himself a third phone call. Basically, he made me think long and hard and encouraged me to get all my ducks in a row before I call anybody. This attending rocks, he makes you think and oftentimes provides tons of education for us, he never talks down do us. I am glad that was my first mess up on my first shift ever
@@emmeelou9539 thank you so much for sharing! Thats so awesome you had this experience with a nice doctor and it was such a great learning experience. I once had a surgeon throw a clipboard at me when I couldnt answer his questions....after he did I reminded him I was a student and the nurse was on break. It was a bit extreme but it has me pretty scared for the ICU now that i will be the nurse. In nursing school i had a lot of pressure from instructors as well.we were always expected to kmow everything. These stories make me feel better and remind me we need to be better with the way we train and treat medical professional in general. And thats its okay not to know everything because as long as your learning and growing your on the right path.
I assisted in placing an indwelling catheter on a morbidly obese female patient one time. It took SIX of us to position and hold the patient and the primary nurse had to get on the bariatric bed with the patient in order to be able to reach. I never imagined..
How are you this gifted? You videos are incredibly accurate and creatively funny. I’ve experienced almost all of the things you’ve discussed as a resident. Almost makes me nostalgic. Almost.
lol @ the 2nd almost. haha it’s as if all the flashbacks hit you at once & then snapped out of it like “hmmm 🤔on second thought🤭, nah eff that crap lol” 🤣🤣 i wonder if i’ll have stories like these after i’m done with my schooling only difference is mine i took the shortest route but interesting way to get some cool credentials behind my name instead of actually having the guts to do the actual dr thing i’m in my 3rd year of school now to become a pharmacist. still not sure if i knew what the heck i was thinking prior to deciding this career path lol jk i love it but i’m super nervous now. thanks for your hard work in our medical field/front lines. ur the real goat.
My dear friend was a new paramedic (EMT) and sheepishly told me he had given the triage nurse a hand over of a patient with APO and said that, on chest auscultation, "the patient has basal weasels".
I was really really tired, so at 2 am, I crawled under the unit secretary's desk and took a nap. Woke at 4 am without my pager going off and started gathering labs and vitals. Blessed.
Last week I helped my classmate provide wound care for a 508 pound patient with cellulitis & multiple unstageable pressure ulcers. At one point I was supporting his legs/hips while he laid on his side but had to keep my face turned away bc the smell from his infected wound was making me nauseous. When I looked down I saw that the bandages had been completely soaked with pus & just slid off, leaving the ~8 inches of raw skin exposed. I legit thought it was my fault for not being gentle enough, 100% believed I somehow ripped the skin off his legs from applying too much pressure. It was not a fun 10 minutes
During my orthopaedics internship posting, on my first OT day, I asked a lady ( whom I had comfortably assumed to be one of the OT staffs) for extra scrubs. She didn't exactly help me but called someone else for me. Later that day, I found out she was the Head of Anaesthesiology department. 😑
just went to a trauma symposium today as a premed. needless to say i was a bit overwhelmed listening to all these attendings and fellows present so effortlessly. This video calmed my nerves about feeling dumb.
When I was a medical student I was asked to insert a NG tube and while I was doing it the patient out of nowhere started screaming " caaaaaaaaaat" and scared the living and dead sh!@# out of me, I'm pretty sure I poked a lung while I was freaking out.
I only got the chance to attempt at inserting an ng tube once when I was in nursing school and hopefully never again because I’m an L&D nurse now but the reason I say attempt is because the patient wouldnt swallow when I inserted so the tube got stuck in his esophagus he started yelling grabbed the tube and pulled it back out of his nose. It scarred me. F THAT
The dementia patient telling you you're beautiful at 3am and making you cry is too real. I work in memory care and I had a resident tell me I was a good girl and that she loved me. I was feeling really down on myself too and she made my whole day.
I graduated med school in 2019 and here I was thinking OT and PT were abbreviations for SGOT and SGPT (which are also ordered together always but don't have to be, I guess?) Then I checked the comments and realised they were occupational therapy and physical therapy
I worked for residents and so funny that some of them actually look at you and ask what tbey need for procedures...residents are the freakn best they ate new havent had a chance to get cranky or upty...and that excitement keeps the job fun.
This is hilarious! I remember for my first month I accidentally introduced myself as doctor to my surgery attending who was also the chair of his department at the time. Talk about a rough start.
One time I was caring for a female patient who suffered a brain CVA. It was severe, she couldn’t fully communicate, but was responsive to my presence when I cared for her. Her husband was demented and often attempted to prevent care. So one time, in a moment of frustration, I sent him downstairs telling him the kids were here to visit him (they weren’t). It was 20 minutes of peace, and I could concentrate on my patient. No regrets.
Speaking in acronym is a problem in all industries. When I deliver a speech I try hard to say full words. But first thing I tell people is to raise their hand if I say something that they don’t understand. It’s just to easy to slip into acronyms.
I had to do a 2 week internship in a carehome (?) for my medicine study and one of the inhabitants oftentimes told me I had beautiful eyes and sometimes that he liked my glasses/my glasses fit me. I loved that. At least you know they are for real ♡
I’m an OT and MDs do that a lot they order PT more than OT. Just order OT too, ADLs are important. Yes you want to walk , but you can’t walk around naked down the hall. Advocate self care so it’s less burden on the family and caregivers.
OTR/L here. Sure you can order PT without OT! For bonus points, Do you know the difference in their training? -1 score if you tell me it’s upper body vs lower body or the patient smells and needs a shower when they have been independently getting around. 🤦🏻♀️ Each started after WW2. PTs we’re treating mobility and amputations. OTs were mental health experts treating shell shock (aka PTSD). The healthcare system pushed OT to be more medical so they apply mental health and body movement to perform meaningful activities. The “occupation” refers to whichever activities “occupy” their day.
I appreciate shedding light on the fact that healthcare workers are not perfect, they’re practicing medicine and make mistakes and everyone starts somewhere!
In my intern year I got my feet tangled in the ventilator machine while walking, it dropped and that broke the monitor and some other parts irreversibly. They couldn't make a fuss in the OR, managed another machine from the adjacent OR, and the anaesthesia resident looked into my eyes later and said "do you know how much that costs? ****** bucks." I'm too ashamed to spell out how much, just glad it was a public hospital and they didn't ask me to reimburse 🥺
I once manually checked BP of a patient who had an AV fistula on his left arm. But I thought it was a keloid and proceeded to check his BP. I freaked out when I heard the machinery murmur but didn’t realize I was actually hearing the machinery murmur. I kept thinking, “what the hell is that noise”. My patient had to point out to me that nobody checks BP on that arm because of the fistula. 😐🤦🏻♀️
At work I make a bunch of mistakes when I'm overwhelmed and frustrated from so many people, I cannot imagine what people working in a hospital feels like
I was once in the ER for a horrible throbbing migraine and ended up in a curtained cubicle next to an 80yr old Navy Veteran (I was in a military hospital!) As I’m laid there feeling nauseous and like I’m dying, I hear what his complaint was. He had a leaking Anal boil and needed it checking 😩😩😩 I remember just wanting the floor to eat me up! I felt so sorry for the doctor who had to check it out for him. I also felt sorry for the patient of course. Thankfully I was discharged before they got around to treating his leaking boil 🤢🤢🤢🤢
I KNEW it!!!! Sometimes I'm in the hospital wondering why I'm NPO and ask my nurse and she doesn't know. Turns out the doctors don't know either sometimes!
An RD here. Years ago I was consulted for a diabetic ICU patient who was hyperglycemic with the tube feeding. I told the haughty attending surgeon that I recommended changing to Glucerna DM at the rate I had calculated. Most docs would have said "sure" and asked me to write the orders. Not him. Without bothering to look up at me he asked "and WHAT does the DM stand for?" Like this is relevant! Who cares what the name of the formula is? I was so surprised I slowly replied "diabetes mellitus". He said "oh" and told me to write the orders. From then on though he always took my recs without question! P. S. I always teach my interns to say B-U-N, not bun. P.S. the first week of my internship I asked my preceptor in a shocked voice "why do they keep these surgical patients npo for so long? Don't the docs know how important nutrition is?" I was totally clueless about post-op care. Jeez!
I used to get about every three years a SEVERE lower right abdominal pain that would land me in the hospital and the doctors would put me NPO. This wasn't an issue for the first 4-6 days but usually by day 8 or 9 I'm starting to get a little hungry and when I get discharged around day 10-12 I'm ready to eat anything in site. I'm on meds now that control the chronic pain and I haven't had s severe flair up in almost a decade but still not sure what the root cause ever was.
I also once asked a surgeon to help me boost my patient when I was a nursing student bc care partners & surgeons both wear teal scrubs at that hospital. Bless her heart she helped me and didn’t even correct me, I realized like a weak later when she came in to check on another one of my patients 😅
I ordered a post IS (think an empty medical hookah) for lung expansion. Dude took a long breath using the device and told me that was the best s*** he ever had. It was 21% but I almost took a swig…😳😦
Omgggg!!! You make my Crohn’s LAUGH SO LOUD😂 ( I couldn’t remember why I made a pt NPO, so I told her I was a nurse and had to ask the DR🤣😂🤣😂🥲👏🏽👍🏽!) BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU!!!!
Ok, that rectal exam one is REAL. I’ve had multiple patients with large body mass and multiple folds back there that can really throw off your orientation
Oh, Sweetie, you made my heart hurt for you. But I confess after you left the room,I laughed until I cried. Thanks for your persistence and courage showing up day after day. You sure earned all the respect that goes with "Doctor".
no shame in the BUN mistake, I did the same thing because I thought it would be faster to say, only to be QUICKLY informed and corrected about the pronunciation in nursing school.
"A damentia patient called me beautiful and I cried" yes, totally me after this one resident did that. She gave me a big hug, and said I was so beautiful. I, working just double weekends at the time, went around the corner and bawled my eyes out. Lol I needed it that day too, so she sent me over the edge. ❤❤ she was so sweet, I'll never forget her.
At my nursing school(RN) we were required to experience providing every level of care from CNA thru RN. So first semester we could only shadow nurses & had to provide CNA care for our 4 assigned patients…vitals, bathing, changing linens, etc. I was assigned a very obese patient and the vast majority of their weight was in their buttocks & thighs. This patient was unable to get up to even use a bedside toilet chair and just getting a bed pan under them was extremely challenging and getting it in the correct position was nearly impossible. So…I ended up having to clean the patient after a failed bedpan placement for a BM. It ended up taking FOUR of us to hold things out of the way so I could make sure I got the patient completely clean!😳 And also had to make sure everything was dry to try & make sure they didn’t get any sores or yeast/bacterial infections. This poor patient ended up having THREE BMs during my shift. I know it had to be embarrassing for them to have 4 nursing students doing such a task and laying on their side caused them pain bc they’d had just had their gallbladder removed 2 days prior. 😕 I have NO CLUE how the patient managed at home alone!
When we were interns, my friend asked an unkept middle aged short dude she saw in OT to push the trolley with her patient. Thinking he was a nursing assistant. The guy pretended not to listen and walked off. She ran behind him, "hey please (do it)". He said I'm not who you think I'm. Turns out that was the chief of surgery with roughly 150 surgeons under him in our huge hospital.
I didn't understand the "bun" one, so to anyone wondering: "A blood urea nitrogen (BUN) test measures the amount of urea in a sample of blood. Urea is a waste product that forms as part of the body's natural process of breaking down proteins. It is also referred to as urea nitrogen and is filtered out of the blood by the kidneys."
The first day I met my cardiologist, he shook my hand, asked me how I had been doing, and sat down without introducing himself. Asked me a bunch of questions about my heart flutter, which was the reason I was there, but grew increasingly concerned as it seemed my symptoms had all gotten more severe... I mentioned they hadn't actually gotten worse, and he said "well, it's not normal to still have a heart flutter..." and then he looked at the chat to reference my test results and went, "...oh." He apologized and explained he'd mixed me up with another patient, seemingly really disappointed and frustrated with himself for that. I found out he's actually a really nice guy and a great cardiologist, but also, I'm starting to think he's kind of a dork who gets flustered easily. At the end of the appointment he realized he should probably go back and introduce himself to me and the person sitting next to me... my then-fiancé shook his hand and said "I'm their partner" and the doc got this perplexed look like his brain had just restarted and said "oh, that's good; partnership is how we support each other" and then just turned and walked out of the room.... and then we found him waiting awkwardly on the outside of the room so he could show us out. Like four months later at my first check-in with him, my partner didn't join me and he apologized for being so awkward, hoping he didn't make him uncomfortable (he hadn’t; we're also both anxious dorks). He was much calmer, and we chatted about his family and how many people in his family are cardiologists, like his father and brother, and he was overall really grounded about the whole thing. Given the context, I'm guessing he'd had a horribly stressful week, and it pretty much fried his brain. He still jokes about it, every appointment, and he's the best doctor I've ever had--and also my heart works better now, so yay ❤️
I was working in ICU in first my year's as ICU nurse. The patient's BUN was off the scale triggering "Critical result" so required to notify MD within 15 min of receiving the lab call reporting it. So I called the Attending MD at 0230 am. I explained Patient BUN was 80 (norm 7-20) I was pretty freaked. It could be severe kidney or heart issues when level >20. The physican heard my report and then sighed patiently in a gentle voice and asked, "Isn't he the upper GI Bleed?" I said yes. "The BUN is elevated due to the high GI bleed's blood digesting in the stomach then being absorbed while passing through the intestinal tract" and without saying anything else hung up. After with another critically ill patient was admitted to ICU and he admitted he had no clue so was calling in a specialist. New to the hospital, I chose him as my personal physician....
My mom used to be a nurse in a nursing home, and there was this one lady who carried around a cabbage patch kid, treating it like a real baby. Well, one night, that woman was walking around, so my mom hid behind the corner and when the woman got to the corner, she jumped out. My mom was seeing stars from how hard the woman hit her with that baby 💀💀
