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meeee, my mommy, and my daddy decoy uncut 

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just the decoy bit uncut. cringe!
me my mommy and my daddy
hansen vs predator decoy man

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@ev5837
@ev5837 4 года назад
It's like the decoy was the predator lmao
@hydrateyoutube4697
@hydrateyoutube4697 4 года назад
EV lol well said
@mandero6682
@mandero6682 4 года назад
Twisted plot 🤭
@srmariachi5844
@srmariachi5844 4 года назад
Lol
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu 4 года назад
Lmaooooo
@CostaMazda
@CostaMazda 4 года назад
😂
@GameTime-yj6qv
@GameTime-yj6qv 2 года назад
This is the first time a predator was actually relieved that it was just Chris Hansen and a sting operation, and not a 35 year old psycho posing as a 13 year old that lured him into his home to kill him.
@TheRubberStudiosASMR
@TheRubberStudiosASMR Год назад
The decoy actually had to coax fat boy in
@Webkins9009
@Webkins9009 Год назад
LMFAOOO
@justinbetseverything
@justinbetseverything Год назад
Bruhhhh 💀💀💀
@ernest_timmons
@ernest_timmons Год назад
in a first, Chris actually came out to save the predator from the decoy
@TransitionedToAShark
@TransitionedToAShark Год назад
1000000000%
@CB-ee9cr
@CB-ee9cr 4 года назад
Decoy: “Lets go to Applebees I get a veterans discount”
@BillMorganChannel
@BillMorganChannel 4 года назад
In two years he gets a senior discount.
@awookiefromendor
@awookiefromendor 3 года назад
Lmfao
@kt3o5
@kt3o5 3 года назад
Lmfao
@djtoxicdhg
@djtoxicdhg 3 года назад
Lmfao
@Kozlowski.KevinJ
@Kozlowski.KevinJ 3 года назад
Lmfao
@DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth
@DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth 4 года назад
Should have just let chris hansen be the decoy at this point
@hapymark123
@hapymark123 4 года назад
Lol
@cnswanson7207
@cnswanson7207 4 года назад
Lol
@user-uh8kn7xp5g
@user-uh8kn7xp5g 4 года назад
Lol
@general5503
@general5503 4 года назад
Lol
@sageninja7260
@sageninja7260 4 года назад
Lol
@driftertravelerman6893
@driftertravelerman6893 4 года назад
Is 30, Supposed to be 13 and acts 5
@benstein3014
@benstein3014 3 года назад
S’posed ta be thurteen
@MaxxVelo
@MaxxVelo 3 года назад
A 30 year old who acts 5 and says Mommy is very like Norman Bates
@Charlesbjtown
@Charlesbjtown 3 года назад
Oh lorrdd.
@babyasheblue
@babyasheblue 3 года назад
He’s 19
@NTWoo95
@NTWoo95 2 года назад
“My dad made this!” *knocks on the table*
@michaelbarker3749
@michaelbarker3749 2 года назад
Predator “You got a nice house” Decoy “Thanks, I got a good rate on my mortgage”
@lifeloverNorris
@lifeloverNorris Год назад
"Paid it with my retirement fund."
@Texas_ice
@Texas_ice Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 stop!!
@kabirdas2786
@kabirdas2786 Год назад
Stopppppppp 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KenSamaGomenasai
@KenSamaGomenasai 10 месяцев назад
Decoy: " I worked really hard to get my credit score high enough to get a good rate on it"
@Anavaeebaee
@Anavaeebaee 7 месяцев назад
“I’m gonna give it to my grandson when he turns 30 next month”
@BitchIInventedStubborn
@BitchIInventedStubborn 3 года назад
Decoy: "I'm only 13." Chris Hansen: "We found out later, he's REALLY 36."
@mariotaz
@mariotaz 3 года назад
Oh my god I heard Chris Hansen in my head reading that. Christ.
@Niagaranobs
@Niagaranobs 3 года назад
56
@dexterdouglas
@dexterdouglas 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@RTU130
@RTU130 2 года назад
E
@MRJMXHD
@MRJMXHD 2 года назад
I read this in Chris' voice 🤣🤣🤣
@KURD1SHONE
@KURD1SHONE 4 года назад
Chris Hansen came out just as the decoy was getting ready to say, ""goo goo gaga "
@BottoEntertainment
@BottoEntertainment 4 года назад
Asshole! You made me laugh so hard that I woke up my wife!
@SamuelSaveli
@SamuelSaveli 4 года назад
@@BottoEntertainment i snorted xd
@artate92
@artate92 4 года назад
Lmfa Ooo
@jades.32
@jades.32 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@keishapope3075
@keishapope3075 4 года назад
@David Sumner. Me too
@sponish0
@sponish0 4 года назад
How is it the predator is acting normal and the decoy acting creepy? Lol
@SeeSetJaeMiirTv
@SeeSetJaeMiirTv 3 года назад
Bruh 😂🤣😂😂💀💀💀💀
@cowgang7395
@cowgang7395 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stairclimber6027
@stairclimber6027 3 года назад
Well I guess when the decoy is older than the predator. Is the predator really a predator anymore?
@spaghetti9845
@spaghetti9845 3 года назад
the people who started that whole perv justice thing are equally as creepy. Some of them are just strange. Namely their fearless leader a 50 year old calling himself "frag".
@bmw530
@bmw530 3 года назад
veterans having a hard time fitting in current society
@ianrae1546
@ianrae1546 4 года назад
Hansen walks out: “Right...Which of you two is the predator? Actually, why don’t you both take a seat”
@goldinthefurnace
@goldinthefurnace 3 года назад
LoL
@jvonne5550
@jvonne5550 3 года назад
Underrated comment, this needs more likes lol
@teena5723
@teena5723 3 года назад
😂
@PrettyBrownNeek
@PrettyBrownNeek 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
@camwlp
@camwlp 2 года назад
@@jvonne5550 true story
@NuclearFall404
@NuclearFall404 4 года назад
"You don't look 13." "That's what they all say... that's what they ALL say..."
@walshy2116
@walshy2116 4 года назад
Yep all worn out at 13 from all of them that say that.
@danielz1666
@danielz1666 3 года назад
He's not wrong
@calebschuring9764
@calebschuring9764 3 года назад
@@walshy2116 Gold 😂
@myfartssmelllikerottencurry
@myfartssmelllikerottencurry 3 года назад
@@walshy2116 bunghole as loose as a goose
@myfartssmelllikerottencurry
@myfartssmelllikerottencurry 3 года назад
@@thomashartbenton2786 he has a plan and he vill fulvill eet
@joshbau5481
@joshbau5481 4 года назад
“That’s what they all say.... that’s what they all say” (Vietnam flashbacks)
@fraydizs7302
@fraydizs7302 4 года назад
This needs to be a meme... like, right now.
@farah7284
@farah7284 4 года назад
I don't get it.. tell me. .vietnam ?
@panic8124
@panic8124 4 года назад
😂
@wenbluepirate3954
@wenbluepirate3954 3 года назад
@@farah7284 it's really fucked that we have kids who don't know what vietman is. How is it possible that a war that happened between 2 put of the 156 countries in the world is not Universally known???
@a-aron4148
@a-aron4148 3 года назад
@@wenbluepirate3954 I’m assuming you don’t know the entire history of other countries so why are you scolding them for not knowing about one US war reference
@thomasdaniels6824
@thomasdaniels6824 3 года назад
When he showed up, he was like "Shit, his father is here."
@tangosucka2000
@tangosucka2000 2 года назад
No not his Father.....but his Daddy! 🤣
@Ruben901
@Ruben901 2 года назад
Not really, he spotted that camera and knew what it was
@MrSoccerball100
@MrSoccerball100 2 года назад
@Ruben Rios. I think OP meant when the Predator saw the decoy he thought the decoy was actually the dad
@theevilascotcompany9255
@theevilascotcompany9255 4 месяца назад
"Shit, his younger brother is here."
@OsamaBinLoadin
@OsamaBinLoadin 2 дня назад
His caretaker is here
@tarronnez
@tarronnez 4 года назад
I feel like Chris Hansen took a while coming out and revealing himself because they were laughing too hard in the back haha
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu 3 года назад
Lmaooo!!
@PrincessofPower84
@PrincessofPower84 3 года назад
Lol
@ciromauriciodecristo1517
@ciromauriciodecristo1517 2 года назад
😅😅😅😅😅😅
@MRJMXHD
@MRJMXHD 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@deanfarr3249
@deanfarr3249 2 года назад
I think that decoy should get a prison sentence just for that creepy comment alone " ME MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY"
@Chloe-nw4vj
@Chloe-nw4vj 4 года назад
“Where are your parents at?” *They went away.*
@jenki221
@jenki221 3 года назад
😂😂 ikr like wth??
@hennessyman4201
@hennessyman4201 3 года назад
@George Jungle she’s 12 .... why don’t you have a seat right over there... what did you mean by “you’re cute”? I have the chat logs you want to try that again?... What am I supposed to make of that?... have you done this before? Help me understand?
@TRJ2241987
@TRJ2241987 3 года назад
Reminds me of the "Tasty Toaster Tarts" sketch from Saturday Night Live
@AY-qy4jn
@AY-qy4jn 3 года назад
@George Jungle cheesy ass lines wont get you laid
@PrincessofPower84
@PrincessofPower84 3 года назад
Quality acting there
@fishbrains00
@fishbrains00 4 года назад
When Chris Hansen finally came out the predator thought to himself “oh thank god, it’s just Chris Hansen”
@Tomer-oy1hj
@Tomer-oy1hj 4 года назад
Found it, comment of the year!
@shikamondes4068
@shikamondes4068 4 года назад
😆
@JohnGenova
@JohnGenova 3 года назад
Guy probably thought he was gonna get murdered by the decoy😂😂
@ZacharyShindle1-933
@ZacharyShindle1-933 3 года назад
With dateline nbc
@majinbros9971
@majinbros9971 3 года назад
This made my night! Always love internet randos with a good sense of humor.
@LaVitaNouva
@LaVitaNouva 4 года назад
You guys are being too mean .. what if the decoy's grandson saw all these comments ?
@Tree_e888
@Tree_e888 3 года назад
Broooooooo
@NAT-turners-Revenge
@NAT-turners-Revenge 2 года назад
🤣😂
@lethalwolf7455
@lethalwolf7455 2 года назад
I’m dying😂
@smileyjojo4913
@smileyjojo4913 4 года назад
The predator becomes the prey
@A7xFo
@A7xFo 4 года назад
the, "Me, my mommy and my daddy" caused me to cringe so hard. That's seriously some of the best/worst cringe I've ever experienced.
@elbreadroh
@elbreadroh 4 года назад
@Sahib I did it ironically
@davidmacfarlane4761
@davidmacfarlane4761 4 года назад
I find this decoy's acting even more cringe-worthy than the perpetrator's attempted crime!
@gaakura6036
@gaakura6036 4 года назад
At that point the decoy was just fucking around with him
@Kehwanna
@Kehwanna 4 года назад
That's probably when the predator realized that's when he was in big trouble as he started looking around. "Yup. I'm in a sting operation. It's only a matter of time before someone comes out."
@k3nz1e73
@k3nz1e73 3 года назад
@Sahib My mum and dad is the proper way to say it!
@Drkdoc
@Drkdoc 4 года назад
Decoy: yeah, I live here with my family. - *he proceeds to reach into an empty fridge stocked with 1 case of water*
@marsxSIN
@marsxSIN 3 года назад
Some people only order takeout…but at least they would have soda in the fridge. It’s suspicious but not that suspicious.
@kyleayres6255
@kyleayres6255 2 года назад
@@marsxSIN there’s eating out a lot. But fuck some butter or eggs or something? Bread somewhere?
@Youre_dumb
@Youre_dumb 2 года назад
@@marsxSIN yeah young people that can’t cook. Adults with kids usually have some food somewhere at home lol
@BrandyTexas214
@BrandyTexas214 2 года назад
I noticed that too lmao 😜
@jenniferburton7044
@jenniferburton7044 5 месяцев назад
Not even a half empty box of baking soda 🙅🏻‍♀️ come on.
@voidofbeeswax
@voidofbeeswax 3 года назад
Hansen walks out Predator: Thank God you’re here! This guy’s a weirdo!
@YourPalJamieEllis
@YourPalJamieEllis 7 месяцев назад
"oh thank God, I'm only getting arrested and put on the sex offender registry and not skinned alive"
@hektorlitch4993
@hektorlitch4993 7 месяцев назад
​@@YourPalJamieEllis Jesus ahhahahXD
@IIResonancEII
@IIResonancEII 4 года назад
“You don’t look 13.” “That’s what they all say...” *decoy winks at camera* “That’s what they allllll say.”
@TardisInTheSkye
@TardisInTheSkye 3 года назад
Lmaoo 😂
@billcipher9068
@billcipher9068 3 года назад
*take a seat*
@ahyuk44
@ahyuk44 3 года назад
Holy sht 😂😂😂
@haywardjeblomey6505
@haywardjeblomey6505 2 года назад
whatchu talkin bout willis *canned laughter
@BillMorganChannel
@BillMorganChannel 3 года назад
Predator: "Were you in the service?" Decoy: "Yeah, 10 years." Predator: "Did you go overseas?" Decoy: "Yeah, 2 tours in Iraq." Predator: "Thank you for your service!" Decoy: "Thanks, that's what my mommy and my daddy always say too."
@Salveither
@Salveither 2 года назад
That decoy probably serve on the gulf!
@BillMorganChannel
@BillMorganChannel 2 года назад
@@Salveither I think he could kill that predator is 17 different ways just using his hands!
@afridgetoofar1818
@afridgetoofar1818 Год назад
“We brought in a former Army bomb technician to use as a decoy in hopes he would ‘defuse’ the situation.”
@erickjohnson7703
@erickjohnson7703 4 года назад
“Me my mommy my daddy” Truly amazing Oscar winning performance, it brought tears to my eyes.
@MRJMXHD
@MRJMXHD 2 года назад
Lmaooo
@NAT-turners-Revenge
@NAT-turners-Revenge 2 года назад
🤣😂😅
@robynlea6950
@robynlea6950 2 года назад
And the winner, goes to. The worst decoy, in the history, of, all modern times, me, my mommy and my daddy.
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 2 года назад
Ironicly his real Mom and Dad disowned him for being STUPID on TV.
@opieutt9038
@opieutt9038 2 года назад
"I'd like to thank the Academy and my mommy and my daddy.. 🏆... They couldn't be here tonight from the nursing home.."
@diegoa.j.4851
@diegoa.j.4851 4 года назад
This was really hard to watch, why and how can a decoy make a person more uncomfortable than the predator?
@rarted2541
@rarted2541 4 года назад
Literally serial killer vibes LOL
@blastofo
@blastofo 4 года назад
Chris Hansen makes it look easy. It takes a seasoned pro to remain calm under these circumstances.
@romanfan250
@romanfan250 3 года назад
@Bill Patrick Jones Rose for Emily time.
@sponish0
@sponish0 3 года назад
@@blastofo other decoys have all done fine, he was't acting anything like a nervous kid as he should he was straight up giving serial killer vibes.
@blastofo
@blastofo 3 года назад
@@sponish0 I think the TCAP decoys were better because they had much more experience, and probably had more training with NBC’s budget being much bigger than Crime Watch Daily. They had several dozens of guys coming for each TCAP sting. This new show they’ve had less than 10 total.
@catmetal1348
@catmetal1348 4 года назад
Predator: You look older than 13. Decoy: I'm 13 dude. Want to go upstairs and listen to New Kids on the Block?
@TardisInTheSkye
@TardisInTheSkye 3 года назад
LOL
@PrincessofPower84
@PrincessofPower84 3 года назад
😂
@DruidsCalling
@DruidsCalling 3 года назад
Now they're Old Guys On The Street Corner😥
@vikingkrigare5329
@vikingkrigare5329 3 года назад
Hahaha 😂✋🏼🤚🏼
@SanFranDentist94301
@SanFranDentist94301 3 года назад
The BeeGees
@zenmaster8826
@zenmaster8826 2 года назад
LMAO!! You can see the predator is scared that the decoy might be one of em online serial killer psychopaths luring victims in.. especially how the decoy tried to lure the predator to the table.. this episode is hilarious…😂😂😂
@RanialsAwesome
@RanialsAwesome 16 дней назад
He also has this perfect serial-killer type of voice.
@zenmaster8826
@zenmaster8826 16 дней назад
@@RanialsAwesome Yeah.. that’s the reason why he was asking for ID and keeping distance..🤣 He was legit scared that might be the case.. you can see he was wary when the decoy was luring him to come closer..😂
@twilightedwardbella9
@twilightedwardbella9 4 года назад
No 13 year old would ever stand the way that decoy did with his hand on his hip and his ankles crossed. That stance only comes with the confidence of age.
@guyincognito5706
@guyincognito5706 4 года назад
Emily Allison speak for yourself. I stand like that all the time. And I’m 13. I’m 13 and I live at home with me, my mommy and my daddy
@abrahamrivera6298
@abrahamrivera6298 4 года назад
Guy Incognito 😂😂😆
@joshtaubert7369
@joshtaubert7369 4 года назад
Astute observation!! Damn, girl. Very cool.
@joshtaubert7369
@joshtaubert7369 4 года назад
@@guyincognito5706 lol. did not see that coming, hahaha.
@srmariachi5844
@srmariachi5844 4 года назад
@@guyincognito5706 lol
@maximilian_garay
@maximilian_garay 3 года назад
Predator: "you have your ID on you?" Decoy: "no, but I can show you some pics of my granddaughter"
@gabbana1993
@gabbana1993 2 года назад
Cant stop reading and loling😁😁😁
@vikingkrigare5329
@vikingkrigare5329 Год назад
Hahaha
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash Год назад
ROFLMAO. I can’t stop laughing at this.
@ninjaguyYT
@ninjaguyYT Год назад
"got any of your grandson?"
@wastedtalent666
@wastedtalent666 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@Lawnschiclettooth
@Lawnschiclettooth 3 года назад
For all the shit he gets for the “me, my mommy and my daddy” line, I think him saying “they went away” was just as bad.
@JesusChristSaves.
@JesusChristSaves. 2 года назад
O ya?......
@sarka555
@sarka555 2 года назад
*Permanently* ...Evil laughter ensues..
@romanfan250
@romanfan250 2 года назад
"They went away... Far, far away. They didn't want to play with me anymore. But now you're here, and you're going to play!" "Help!" And then Hansen entered the room. "Hi there, mind helping me escape here?"
@_fantomas
@_fantomas 2 года назад
It’s so ominous
@jakerockznoodles
@jakerockznoodles 2 года назад
I got straight up serial killer vibes from that one. What kills me in this is the contrast from how the other preds went straight for the hug with Nervous Nellie, to how Jesse is sitting far af from where this decoy is 😂
@kennydyson31288
@kennydyson31288 4 года назад
Decoy: Want a water or something? Jesse: No. Decoy: (Roughly 12 seconds later) Want a water or anything. Jesse: Yea, please.
@AmarilloMusicAB
@AmarilloMusicAB 4 года назад
At first I thought that was an editing mistake
@pjhernandez87
@pjhernandez87 4 года назад
'You want something to eat?' Decoy: Yeah 'I'm not really that hungry.' Decoy: ☹
@Kehwanna
@Kehwanna 3 года назад
His nerves intensified as the decoy set off a volley of red flags, that's when he suddenly realized he is in dire need for a drink of water.
@SeeSetJaeMiirTv
@SeeSetJaeMiirTv 3 года назад
Probably thought this serial killer man was gone kill him
@katie2893
@katie2893 3 года назад
@@pjhernandez87 Judging by how empty the refrigerator was, I'm definitely certain he wouldn't find anything to eat
@rx8dude907
@rx8dude907 4 года назад
I was actually worried about the predators safety, as I saw the 35 year old Iraq vet could of just man handled him with his bare hands!
@amzadian
@amzadian 3 года назад
Spat out my drink reading that hahhaha!
@IDraw99
@IDraw99 26 дней назад
I love how we all have this independent joke of calling him a decades long military vet😂😂😂 how did that grown man land this job lol
@gretathuumberg
@gretathuumberg 4 года назад
When the decoy is older than the predator himself.
@VLAD_P_
@VLAD_P_ 4 года назад
i heard a rumor that this guy was up for an Oscar this year, just lost out to Joaquin Phoenix. What a shame Tough field of contenders .
@Aivottaja
@Aivottaja 4 года назад
He would be a perfect Batman. "We were exiting the theater before Joe Chill attacked. Me, my mommy and my daddy".
@mikehunt3688
@mikehunt3688 3 года назад
Everyone knows those things aren't about real talent, but about what's popular in that moment, if they were going for *real* talent the decoy would have won hands down
@joshuaadams181
@joshuaadams181 4 года назад
The decoy like...just dying for chris to come out already
@jakegiannou8056
@jakegiannou8056 4 года назад
Who lives here? “Me my wife and my kid” ^^ actual answer
@stevel8270
@stevel8270 3 года назад
Lmaooooooooo these comments are gold
@easterdm
@easterdm 3 года назад
they went away
@calebnguyen7170
@calebnguyen7170 2 года назад
My my wifey and my kidey
@DTJ2024
@DTJ2024 4 года назад
Plot Twist: The decoy is a 35yo man who likes to pretend to be a teen to lure middle aged men to show off that table in the kitchen....
@bbzellner
@bbzellner 3 года назад
Right before killing them and storing them in the basement
@aggelosSlipKnoTRKO
@aggelosSlipKnoTRKO 3 года назад
"I don't see anything wrong here. He can easily pass for 13." - Netflix highschool drama director
@Charlesbjtown
@Charlesbjtown 4 года назад
The "decoy" probably graduated college with the predator. Its like they didn't even try with this episode 😂
@bodaciousbethany0
@bodaciousbethany0 2 года назад
"didn't even try"😄😀😂🤣
@lolaarbenz417
@lolaarbenz417 2 года назад
Decoy got in via GI Bill
@YuiFunami
@YuiFunami 2 года назад
nervous nellie was alright
@1tonofclay
@1tonofclay 3 года назад
"You look different." Decoy: "I know." Smooth. I wouldn't suspect a thing either.
@stubbytexasranger
@stubbytexasranger 4 года назад
Balls deep into the house already Decoy: You wanna come in? Come in!
@saintarkweather
@saintarkweather Год назад
Good decoy: Is 19, looks 16, acts 14 This decoy: Is 40, looks 30, acts 5
@IDraw99
@IDraw99 26 дней назад
30 is crazy, that grown ahh 25 year Iraq veteran doesn't look that young 😂😂
@Alex-qj6ki
@Alex-qj6ki 4 года назад
I feel like he is trying to smile really hard so he can hide his wrinkles.
@kimanderson2342
@kimanderson2342 3 года назад
But that just SHOWS your wrinkles....🙄😒
@Alex-qj6ki
@Alex-qj6ki 3 года назад
@@kimanderson2342 Oh, so that's why old people are so grumpy...
@MRJMXHD
@MRJMXHD 2 года назад
@@Alex-qj6ki your gonna be old one day
@Alex-qj6ki
@Alex-qj6ki 2 года назад
@@MRJMXHD Cool!
@tommy7fun
@tommy7fun 4 месяца назад
Smiling hard SHOWS your wrinkles more. Airhead.
@doctoramelioration7971
@doctoramelioration7971 4 года назад
This put me into a cringe-induced coma, of which I wish I didn't awaken from.
@vicivici2436
@vicivici2436 4 года назад
Doctor Amelioration 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LuffyBlack
@LuffyBlack 3 года назад
Plot twist you're still in a coma
@plasmus100
@plasmus100 3 года назад
Yo brah if you can hear me, stay in coma lol. You not missing anything
@llamaboy1991
@llamaboy1991 4 года назад
Man I've never seen some of these clips. Nice work. I'm gonna go show this video to my mommy and my daddy
@SamuelSaveli
@SamuelSaveli 4 года назад
Haha 😂 i love youtube comments so much
@notafraid06
@notafraid06 4 года назад
Lol
@SleepyRainTrain
@SleepyRainTrain 4 года назад
After you shave and pay your child support
@gracelynnduecker6170
@gracelynnduecker6170 4 года назад
When he started talking about the table. The awkwardness
@kylein9869
@kylein9869 3 года назад
I cringed
@shaunsteele8244
@shaunsteele8244 2 года назад
do you wanna come look at it?
@thedoomtrainer8292
@thedoomtrainer8292 2 года назад
I saw the episode, and the reason is because the predator looked right at one of their hidden cameras, so the decoy had to try to distract him with something. But yeah, without context, it seems really odd.
@georgerockwell149
@georgerockwell149 2 года назад
@@thedoomtrainer8292 But it was just poorly executed. It was blatantly obvious the decoy was trying to lure him, the acting was so forced.
@searose777
@searose777 Год назад
Especially because it doesn’t even look handmade 🤣
@BillMorganChannel
@BillMorganChannel 4 года назад
Why didn't they get a more believable actor to play the decoy like Clint Eastwood, or Arnold Schwrazennager or Moe Howard?
@bigbrohybrid
@bigbrohybrid 3 года назад
Danny DeVito
@Plymouth_Belvedere
@Plymouth_Belvedere 3 года назад
Because all three of them would've beaten the predator senseless.
@bigdoinks69
@bigdoinks69 3 года назад
Moe Howard.....I'm dead lmao
@BillMorganChannel
@BillMorganChannel 3 года назад
@@bigdoinks69 I love to laugh too......Moe Howard references are too rare on RU-vid!
@bigdoinks69
@bigdoinks69 3 года назад
@@BillMorganChannel facts I can see Moe Howard saying to the predator come here then slaps him and then says shut up
@OnAFuckinSuzuki
@OnAFuckinSuzuki Год назад
“I’m only 13” ….in dog years
@RavishingBeyond
@RavishingBeyond 3 года назад
Decoy: "Isn't Netflix the best? When I grew up, we only had 3 TV stations and rabbit ears "
@afridgetoofar1818
@afridgetoofar1818 8 месяцев назад
Decoy: “When I grew up my mommy and daddy let me watch GI Joe. Cobra Commander was my favorite.”
@mytomanen_bre
@mytomanen_bre 3 года назад
"Where are your parents?" "They died of old age 50 years ago. Both my mommy and my daddy."
@de6hl
@de6hl 3 года назад
When Hansen walked in, the predator thought it was the decoy's younger brother.
@doodoobonejones
@doodoobonejones 4 года назад
It was so kind of Joe Biden to volunteer as the decoy.
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary 3 года назад
I want to like this but there is 69 likes and I am NOT ruining this!
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary 3 года назад
and whispering gross things
@doodoobonejones
@doodoobonejones 3 года назад
@@Cassxowary good man
@justinalmorado7276
@justinalmorado7276 3 года назад
Not Joe Biden its Bernie Sanders
@a-aron4148
@a-aron4148 3 года назад
@@justinalmorado7276 they’re the same age and look it so how does that improve the joke -_-
@keandominique5102
@keandominique5102 4 года назад
He was clearly not interested in this decoy , he would have probably left in a minute or so if Chris didn't show his ass up that early .
@tonyloke8344
@tonyloke8344 4 года назад
He was about to at 2:17. I think he says something like “It was nice meeting you”
@hodgescouldntdodgeit4374
@hodgescouldntdodgeit4374 3 года назад
@@tonyloke8344 "don't take this too hard, it was nice meeting you"
@sponish0
@sponish0 3 года назад
this has got to be the only decoy who legit freaked out a predator into leaving lol, its not even he suspect its a sting, he just thought its some creepy man who pretends to be a kid online
@visaormastercard
@visaormastercard 3 года назад
@@sponish0 the irony😃🤣
@hodgescouldntdodgeit4374
@hodgescouldntdodgeit4374 3 года назад
@@jenki221 "Your honor, I was going to leave right away because I knew the guy wasn't 13!"
@markus7166
@markus7166 2 года назад
Predator: "do you have an ID ?" Decoy: "no, but here is my AARP card"
@frankgrimes2679
@frankgrimes2679 2 года назад
Predator wanted to make sure he was under 18 instead of over 18 lol
@BakeBMDeezy
@BakeBMDeezy 4 года назад
Imagine being a theater student, who had their whole life's dream set on becoming an actor. You finally get your first actual gig, and it's a good one too. However, you soon realize that your dream of having your name on the Hollywood Walk of fame begins to circle the drain because it becomes VERY apparent that you can't do one of the most important things that's taught while you're on stage when things go awry: to improvise and think on your feet and to actually be good at it. Lmao I feel for this 42 year old kid because forever he will have "Me, my mommy and me my daddy" on his resume. I really hope he dropped out of whatever acting class he was in because I can only imagine the torment his fellow students game him for this 😂.
@BakeBMDeezy
@BakeBMDeezy 4 года назад
@Bill Patrick Jones y'know the sad thing? I don't think this was a last minute thing or a replacement at all. Think about how the original tcap would do it: they'd use Del as a male decoy if they had to improvise. The only time I can recall a last minute decoy is when they were in Georgia and they had to get that one blond girl to replace Emily (I think that's what her name was). I really think that they straight up hired this guy for this role. I'm sure they regretted their decision after seeing this. But I only think that because the fact that the kid is a theater student (since that's how they would always get their decoys) is by asking theater students was how he landed this role. Now, whoever thought to hire this kid for the role of a 13 year old despite the fact that he looks like he has a 13 year old kid himself and he has a 5 o'clock shadow that most middle aged men have is completely beyond me and whoever hired him should really be fired. But upon seeing this I hope this kid either reevaluated being a theater student and pursued something else, or I hope that he used this abomination as motivation to not be this cringy ever again 🤣.
@AmarilloMusicAB
@AmarilloMusicAB 4 года назад
I feel like if he put a good spin on it during auditions, if it was brought up, it could help give him gain a good bit of traction online with his acting roles
@bergenehrlich8309
@bergenehrlich8309 3 года назад
Neoteny : 0 Memery: 100
@bodaciousbethany0
@bodaciousbethany0 3 года назад
When the comment is longer than the clip.
@BakeBMDeezy
@BakeBMDeezy 3 года назад
There's always that one person who has to complain.
@chriswhite3692
@chriswhite3692 2 года назад
"He THOUGHT he was meeting with a 13 year old boy. What he FOUND was our former marine decoy."
@SteveMichaelson
@SteveMichaelson 2 года назад
Seriously, the comments on this video are by far the best I’ve ever seen! Laughing so hard here with my mommy and daddy. You guys killed it! 🤣
@XJokermanX
@XJokermanX Год назад
Init
@afridgetoofar1818
@afridgetoofar1818 8 месяцев назад
That’s what they all say…
@jbdixon4020
@jbdixon4020 4 года назад
His mom keeps his ID in her purse, yet leaves him home alone 😂
@crappyaccount
@crappyaccount 4 года назад
That and 13yos don't even have IDs! I didn't get one until I was 17
@jenki221
@jenki221 3 года назад
@@crappyaccount LOL yeah decoy def should’ve said “dude, I’m 13, I don’t have ID yet bro”
@cmc5207
@cmc5207 3 года назад
Excuse me? It's his "mommy" and it's his military ID. Get it right
@georgegarcia5288
@georgegarcia5288 2 года назад
🤦🏼‍♂️🤣
@vladraduandrei5227
@vladraduandrei5227 2 года назад
@@crappyaccount what weird countries are you guys from ?
@lndingalle9605
@lndingalle9605 3 года назад
I think the predator was creeped out that a adult was pretending to be a minor lol it's like the beginning of a serial killer movie. He's actually lucky that Chris came out. Super creepy meeting someone offline, who looks different from their pictures and is acting in this strange way. Then him trying to lure him over to the table. "They went away" because you buried them in the back yard.
@blvdlifeentertainment
@blvdlifeentertainment Год назад
😭😭😭😭
@TransitionedToAShark
@TransitionedToAShark Год назад
Yeah I bet Jesse hasn’t been online since
@MisterMediocrity-uu9gx
@MisterMediocrity-uu9gx 29 дней назад
Predator: "How old are you? Do you have an ID?" Decoy: "I don't have it with me right now. But I was just thinking that it's convenient that we're already in the kitchen. It'll save me a lot of time and effort later."
@fuhq6731
@fuhq6731 3 года назад
this is my favorite decoy ever I’m crying laughing
@jakbayano5420
@jakbayano5420 3 года назад
Chris: ok just be careful with this guy, he looks like a walking fridge. Decoy: I dont need the police back up, i got my army training 15 years ago.
@bjkarana
@bjkarana 2 года назад
Legend has it that the police were so confused, that the decoy was arrested instead of Jesse.
@mrrandom1265
@mrrandom1265 Год назад
This made me laugh hard. Damn you for the chest pain
@bjkarana
@bjkarana Год назад
@@mrrandom1265 haha, happy to pay the laughs forward! The TCaP community on RU-vid is THE best.
@jenniferburton7044
@jenniferburton7044 5 месяцев назад
I am DEADDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@VocaDollGW2
@VocaDollGW2 3 года назад
**Original decoy gets sick** "Camera guy, you're up!"
@inaweoftheworld
@inaweoftheworld Год назад
Predator: "You look different". Decoy: "I know". 🤣🤣🤣
@dragonsky799
@dragonsky799 4 года назад
That decoy comes off like he's into some serious role playing kink. lmao
@sponish0
@sponish0 3 года назад
legit serial killer vibes
@Mr123tubbs
@Mr123tubbs 3 года назад
Two words: role-playing chatroom, dude!
@Satan666Official
@Satan666Official 3 года назад
@@Mr123tubbs 😂👌 PERFECT.
@sponish0
@sponish0 2 года назад
@Animationeer for real I think it’s the only time I’ve seen the decoy freak the predator out and make him want to leave 😅
@FlameFlickers
@FlameFlickers Год назад
When the decoy invites him over to look at the table that "my daddy made", you can actually see the moment the guy thinks he's gonna be killed by this creepy 30 year old weirdo who's pretending to be a 13 year old kid. 😂
@paperchaser4176
@paperchaser4176 4 года назад
They could of used a cardboard cut out of a kid and it would been more convincing then this decoy smfh lol
@hotsizzle8668
@hotsizzle8668 4 года назад
Lmfao
@austinyoung3315
@austinyoung3315 4 года назад
Most indecisive couple ever. DECOY: "So where we going?" PREDATOR: "Idk wherever you wanna go eat." D: "It's up to you." P: "You hungry?" D: "Yeah." P: "Where you wanna go?" D: "Doesn't matter to me." P: "...I'm not really hungry I just ate." D: "Wanna stay here?" P: "No... not really."
@lejonbrames8820
@lejonbrames8820 4 года назад
Lol sounds like the relationship between me, my mommy and my daddy.
@andrewjackson3486
@andrewjackson3486 4 года назад
A conversation you'd hear in Oblivion.
@natehbrotherroy17
@natehbrotherroy17 4 года назад
If they were two consenting men imagine for a minute what there....sessions would be like
@crappyaccount
@crappyaccount 4 года назад
@@natehbrotherroy17 aaa
@daver1161
@daver1161 3 года назад
@@natehbrotherroy17 it would be like making love to a manatee.
@ajromero3692
@ajromero3692 4 года назад
I'm 26 and the decoy looks like he could be my older brother...
@19KDC93
@19KDC93 4 года назад
He reminds me of their female decoy who tried desperately to lure a predator into the hot tub with her & failed.
@chiraq7735
@chiraq7735 4 года назад
Lmfao I been looking for that one n cant find it lol
@AMMB
@AMMB 4 года назад
Oh yeah! Android 17
@Mysterycat74
@Mysterycat74 4 года назад
Hahaha! You mean the girl that was thrown off by the predator asking where the bathroom was? "Ummmmm, we don't have one. it's umm..broken." hahahahaha
@rprince418
@rprince418 2 года назад
This one: he didnt even last a couple minutes. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-YAZIS3-sixI.html
@jamesoblivion
@jamesoblivion 4 года назад
"Take a seat right over there, please." "Sure. Are you his daddy?"
@MisterMediocrity-uu9gx
@MisterMediocrity-uu9gx 29 дней назад
"Yes . . . AND his mommy. I'm multitasking."
@neoeyebeleave
@neoeyebeleave 3 года назад
The decoy was 10 times more creepfest than the creepy predator.
@TheRubberStudiosASMR
@TheRubberStudiosASMR Год назад
“You look different” “How so?” “Oh about 15 years different”
@ashraj2170
@ashraj2170 4 года назад
Christ Hansen came out just as the decoy was about to make his move
@bodaciousbethany0
@bodaciousbethany0 2 года назад
Out the door 🚪
@blackbonger2963
@blackbonger2963 3 года назад
Shortly after this episode, the decoy died of old age
@martinverner5670
@martinverner5670 3 года назад
"where do you wanna go?" "lets go to the local pub, I'm a regular.."
@maxamps45
@maxamps45 Год назад
This is the first time someone asks someone's ID to confirm they're underaged.
@cmc5207
@cmc5207 3 года назад
Predator - this is a nice house. Decoy - that's what they all say. That's what they ALL say.
@dannyduds1058
@dannyduds1058 3 года назад
Predator: "You look different" 35 year old decoy: "I know"
@lethalwolf7455
@lethalwolf7455 2 года назад
Decoy: Chris can we wrap this up? I’ve gotta pick up the grandkids!
@apertureAI-jw1iz
@apertureAI-jw1iz 10 месяцев назад
I love that you can visibly see the predator's growing worry that he might get murdered in this house.
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash Год назад
We hired a retired Marine who fought in the Vietnam War to play our decoy.
@notafraid06
@notafraid06 4 года назад
Me my mommy and my daddy lol
@Celtic_Iron
@Celtic_Iron 3 года назад
2:05 Pedophile: *How can I escape from this psychopath* Decoy: "Have a look at this my Dad made this" Pedophile: *If I go over there he's gonna stab with something*
@martinverner5670
@martinverner5670 3 года назад
he wasnt leaving though. I heard him wrong. i thought he said "it was nice meeting you" and he was about to bolt. instead he said "yea, I'll take a tour. it's nice in here"
@MyNipplesArePointy
@MyNipplesArePointy Год назад
@@martinverner5670 Woah. This whole time I thought he said 'it was nice meeting you' too until I read your comment.
@tangoalpha94
@tangoalpha94 2 года назад
“We hired this Operation Desert Storm veteran and father of four to pose as our 13 year old decoy”.
@VK-el3of
@VK-el3of 4 года назад
"40 year old married man with 3 kids lures mobile store owner into home for sex."
@PvtGermanWagz
@PvtGermanWagz 3 года назад
Dude, the “me, my mommy and my daddy” line is the cringiest shit I’ve ever heard coming from a dude with a receding hairline pretending to be a 13 year old boy. 😂
@TheRubberStudiosASMR
@TheRubberStudiosASMR Год назад
He knew the get-up wasn’t working. I think he was trying to alert Hanson to walk in
@hannahrya
@hannahrya 4 года назад
That "where you wanna eat" exchange was cringey, even ignoring the fact that this was a predator talking to a decoy.
@Owlandpie
@Owlandpie 9 месяцев назад
We hired Ian Mckellen as a decoy for this investigation.
@HaNowYouHearThem
@HaNowYouHearThem 3 года назад
Predator: Do you have any ID on you? Decoy: I don't keep my military ID on me, but I can show you my dog tags and combat ribbons.
@BENNY_MAC
@BENNY_MAC Год назад
🤣
@Sam_T1021
@Sam_T1021 2 года назад
He wasn't even surprised when Chris Hansen walked in. Probably just thinking "ah okay that makes a lot more sense"
@driedpancake
@driedpancake 2 года назад
His heartbeat slowed down when he say it was only Chris Hansen
@Aurora666_yt
@Aurora666_yt 2 года назад
"I live here, me my mommy and my daddy" Very nice of him to take care of his elderly parents at home. Hopefully his wife doesn't mind the in-laws. We need more people like him in the world.
@F35Nerd
@F35Nerd 2 месяца назад
must be nice for his kids to see their grandparents when they come back from university at the end of every semester
@JiovanniDaMatrix
@JiovanniDaMatrix 3 года назад
Pred: Where are your parents at? Decoy: They went awaaay, waaay, way!
@UnlimitedPerfection7
@UnlimitedPerfection7 2 года назад
Way way
@rektz2457
@rektz2457 11 месяцев назад
Predator: So, what do you wanna do, young one? Decoy: Idk, man, let's just chill and watch some cartoons before I have to pick up my son from school
@dreeb2004
@dreeb2004 4 года назад
Lol just noticed the lone stool at the table his mommy and daddy built together. He should have known he was about to be told to have a seat by the legend Chris Hansen
@jacksonreeder8125
@jacksonreeder8125 4 года назад
I don't think he knew who Chris Hansen was.
@prot07ype87
@prot07ype87 Год назад
*The reason why the decoy looks so big is because he's built good.*
@rondobson1828
@rondobson1828 Год назад
Are those cupcakes homemade?
@herrhunatter8023
@herrhunatter8023 Год назад
In 5 more years, Chris Hansen is finally old enough to play the 13 yrs old decoy by himself
@juliawhite3014
@juliawhite3014 3 года назад
Obviously I’m glad this guy got caught, but I feel like he would’ve had a pretty good case if he just said he thought this was an adult roleplaying as a kid…
@romanfan250
@romanfan250 Год назад
Which one?
@romanfan250
@romanfan250 Год назад
@Jesse Lee What about the other one? His Mommy keeps his logs in her purse.
@LessGo7921
@LessGo7921 Год назад
Bro would just rather be in prison than have a night with the decoy 😭
@TheProHunting
@TheProHunting 4 года назад
I met the decoy at the grand opening of Wendy's
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