Meet the Spy 

Valve: *fine, ill do it myself.*

Spy: SEDUCE ME! Me: this is wrong on so many levels.

@@ilnessuno You: This is hot* on so many levels.

@@ilnessuno Agreed , and i think that was the point

@@The40Oliver no thanks.

@Adrian Sigales yeah I saw those they're funny

Don't Put That In My Brain

True..

Dear god

@@llamaboxx And there's more.

Roses are RED, Violets are BLU, Where is the spy? 02:51

nice@@alial3437

​@@alial3437 underated reply

Oh yeah that fits well

@@alial3437I’m stealing this

You can see he intentionally "hits" himself with the dull end of the blade

​​@@dumiahbro Im not an expert on butterfly knives, but arent both sides of the blade sharp?

@@Mr-Trox That would be a double edged butterfly knife. Both variants exist, but I wouldn't recommend a double edged one to anyone who is not a professional. I have a normal one myself, and it is far safer because I can perform tricks in such a way that, if I mess up, the dull end of the blade hits my hand instead of the sharp.

@@DeJay7 Ah. I've never messed around with butterfly knives myself. I prefer automatics and switchblades. I've stabbed myself enough to know I should not play with the butterflies. I would assume the Spy's is double edged, but eh.

@@Mr-Trox Yeah, I've also cut myself more than I'd like to admit. But I had a fake one for over half a year of almost non-stop practice before a real one sided butterfly knife. They're super fun, I would recommend one, but definitely start off with a fake for a long time, I once, while trying to catch it, stabbed myself straight in the stomach, thankfully it was with the fake. Yeah, I would expect Spy's to be double edged, but mine isn't but has a very sharp point, so it all works.

Professionals have standards.

serar infinity See what you do to others colleagues, be any one of them, have a plan to betray everyone you’ve met.

He even said it super professionaly

*surprise backstab noises*

@@furiousstudios4438 oh no

PM does this mean he killed her son..

@@jeonghyuk0228 could just be red spys wife / girlfriend I mean I doubt the team actually know what scouts mum looks like

spy is the father of scout

I think it was stated that Spy was the father of Scout

in the comics yes. Spy even tried to cheat on a dna test

It’s the little things that make these animations so hilarious

Its the same case in RED

1111 is also a default code on most security keypads

Wait really?

@@laurendyer2838 Yup!

Where did you get the information from?​@@thecowboybebop2071

That implies that Spy has to do an impression of all of them

this is true not many people want you to know this but its true

Truly Amazing

Goddamn

Spy at his 0.01% power

I'm the 1000 like

He pulled himself off too while taking those photos

It's wholesome when you find out Spy is Scout's mom, and it's actually a picture of him holding his wife's hand Oh, uh, spoilers.

@@tankyamazaki9222 you mean scouts dad? Is spy a lesbian?

@@alexwoogie462 ... lesbian is only for women.

@@GattToDaChoppa i know dumbass, it's a joke.

@@GattToDaChoppa How did commenters get more stupid over the years lmfao

And if you look closely while soldier puts it in youll see he has the sandman instead of his bat....sus

He did try, and got it wrong. Thats why the alarm went off

@@RookitMaster The Sandman wasn't so suspicious for when this was released, and it was OP back then with the stun mechanic. I've seen the mechanic preserved in a community Freak Fortress server, but there's good reason to keep it there in such a VSH server.

@@101Volts oh didn't know that

yep

Almost as hard as spy is when he is around scout’s mother

LOL@@LuckyGenesis

Yup

Better then most games. Next to half life

OK what movie are we talking about?

@@mikeratomn3475 any movie with a predictable plot twist

@@TranquilRiceman Or a huge plot twist that comes out of nowhere and doesn't really make sense. I'm looking at you, M. Night Shyamalan

@@CallenderMan Hmm

@@CallenderMan Pink Diamond = Rose Quartz apparently is M. Night levels of bullshit

Oohoohoo, big problem. I've killed plenty of spies. The dime-a-dozen backstabin' scum bags. Like you! Ow-! No offense. *smooch*

If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me, and nothing, nothing like the man loosed inside this building!

@@VinVonVoom oh you're the president of his fan club?

@@kelian9671 No. That would be your mother.

@@Alternative000 what the wait ha

He*

@@agentmanface6255 ???

Can’t blame ‘em

OH YEAH LOL!

Holy f we have a genius

But that's just a theory a game theory

@@theultimateshadowgunmercen751 but a damn good one

And it does make sense

Shloppy Joe I'm pretty sure it's "Lost Dracula"

I viewed it in 720p and it is lost dracula, and there is also "found dracula".

+Shloppy Joe "EMERGENCY: Lost Dracula is behind you!"

*whispers* there is no 'behind you' on that board

There is a "Behind you!" if you look closely enough; it's close to the middle

Good one💀

thanks

He could be into your mother.

That’s taking self love to the next level.

He could be IN your mother

Revenge at its finest

Really says a lot about blue team.

heMs. Heard it?

the fact that it is censored makes it so funny for some reason

xdBreezy censor beeps almost always make things funnier XD

surprise buttsecks

NeoArashi all of us

He said no offense just wanted to make the sentence sounds less offensive

Scouts being kinda sus

**kicks blu spy* Blue Spy was not the Imposter

He also cut himself on the handle of the knife, which is impossible

@@tanjulien5438 yet he wouldn't do that

The worst one is meet the engineer it’s just him sitting with a guitar and talking while everyone else dies to a turret and there is only one decent joke

Meet the Medic

​@@Puggle-kt4kcI would argue that meet the Heavy is the worst. I think it was also the first one so it had the simplest animation and no plot (it was made like an interview)

@@nickgotvyak5890 meet the sandvich had less of a plot (btw not trying to sound offensive but still one of the funniest)

@@Puggle-kt4kc YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE

I cant blame you because its too true

Dear god

Noo

Blizzard then hired a guy who made SFM Overwatch *porn* to animate the Junkrat trailer

Thanks for ruining my day, pal

quite literally fucking evidence too.

fucking evidence on a literal level

lines like this hit twice

The most epic "yo mama" joke ever.

This is got to be the best your mother joke I've seen in all of advertising 🤣🤣🤣

"the pornography has already breached our defences "

Pretty sure he knew. Soldier was just too quick on the trigger.

Either way Blu spy doomed his teammates from the start

300 likes… THIS IS SPARTA!!!

@@00opiumm when he said "it could even be" he wanted to uncover the red spy.

@@00opiumm "He could even be-" Then red spy continues Blue spy's dialogue. "Right behind you"

I think pyro and acout is

he was prob the one the spy shot right after engie.

*death noises* The End

@Aurelijus Inta ummm..... Ok buddy

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

bro looks like the pufferfish carrot meme on the freeze frame

12 year old in xbox live be like

Marius Raab and the first worst thing that happened to the scout was him getting killed.

Why did i read that as soon as spy said it

Marius Raab read this as it played

Congratulations you made it to 1000 likes

Underrated

"Your mom"

Why you asking children on xbox who their girlfriends are?...

Aman Longa This is more funny than Pickle rick Ok almost

That "EE" in end Just made me laugh

OOF

Underrated

That is god damn hilarious

when you get auto balanced to the other team 2:22

Robert Clark LOL

Professionals have standards

@@eternitv1637 accurate

sniper would last that long with red spy in bed

@@ytviewer2673 😳

@@ytviewer2673 r/cursedcomments

The mask stays on during sex

@@Barrwech Professionals have standards.

1:11, ummmm... 1. 1 Mask for the (Red) Spy. He's wearing "protection."

Exact opposite of sniper players

That creak could be heard for miles. Wouldn't be at all surprised if sniper even knew before the creak, especially since he's in a quiet environment

sniper dealt too much with spies that even a small creak can make him know theres a spy *right behind him.*

@@matthewbaang8749 say that to sniper mains

Sniper mains could hear a dead ringer go off a centimeter behind them and not react

No brain time

BLU Soldier: You have chosen death

More like blown to pieces brain time

Thats why i love soldier No homo

I think he was supposed to say I could even be Scout

what

Praise The Don!

Oh shit, i never noticed that's a very good detail lol.

Because its one one one, uhhhh one

Oh my lmao yea

how the hell did you notice that

i noticed

And it actually holds true

Sus

Well it not even a joke he has photos

Got the evidence tho

⚠ He made a you mom joke with evidence ⚠ Top ten people that can kill thanos.

omg n

Because he's the real Spy

Scout why didn’t you try shooting your gun to open the door? Red spy: uuuuhhhhh

Most more like all

@@cultleaderofmonke4758 Shots Fired²

He dident have any of scouts wepons on him thats why.

And then he dropped the whole act for the sole purpose of making a "yo mama" joke?

That explains the following: Spy: "What's all this commotion?" Demo: "Scout is looking at fem Pyro p*rn!" Spy: "Magnificent!"

@@mediokay508 seek help

@@gmailaccount1233 red spy is blue scout father i believe. Not the opposite.

just like my father

More like: 0:20

@@silverhero2391 Indeed

@@silverhero2391 both fit

Instantly back with tat milk ay?

@@Dekarowski25 ye he got the almond *(which i dont like)*

Ahh yeah nostalgia

I watched these about 3 years ago, I thought that these were just short films.

Yeah I knew there was a game but didn’t think it was popular

So what name app

Same

This is the way

@@juanparra6279 This is the way

Baby Yoda

I'm sorry Scout's mother but the mask stays on during sex because I can't take that fucking thing off

You see scouts face in the TF2 short film “The Red Fury” part 1 or 2 I forgot which

1, 1, 1, Uh, 1.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHey it's still here.

@@melissadimercurio5369 gentelmen.

dawid 512 I see the briefcase is safe?

@@SmittyBacall1858 Tell me, did anyone kill a red spy?

- he undisgised and killed the soldier and Heavy

@@chrommakeystone7973 also scout would have been more shocked because he didn't know who his dad was but red spy is just upset they have pictures of him and scout's mom f*cking

And he was shocked there where pictures of him and scout's mom not because its his "mom" but because he didnt know someone was taking pictures

For the knife one the knife was in plain sight

I feel like Blue Spy knew that Blue Scout was Red Spy.

Woah hold up this is actually smart

Yo give di dude a metal for thinking

blu spy was up to something

Wait ithought these guys where clones of themselves, so if their not clones does that mean the red spy has photos of the blue spy dating the red scouts mother?

@@KorliWolf th9ey are not clones they are just very similar, or at least this is what the story would say

well, like sniper once said "professional have standard."

He’s Batman

2020 😶

For her own protection, knowing his real identity could jeopardize her well being if he's enemies found out about her.

@@nice3333333333 like I said Batman

Just now learned it bro

It took me you saying it

I don't think that was the intent. Soldier says "all right, who's ready to go find this spy" and the spy says "right behind you" meaning like "I'm in" but also having a double meaning because he just took his disguise off and is, in fact, the spy, standing right behind him.

@@j.c.dicklegproductions9248 actually i forgot that it also meant im in. If thats the case. Could this mean like a form of triple speak(if it even exists)?

Ooooh

Computeroid and he has proof

And now he's here to f*** us

Spy is the only dude to make a yo mama joke and bring proof

mr.kitloin the top comment says that

In maths some guy said what’s that noise I said your mother everyone laughed. I’m probably an introvert

actually he forgot to turn off friendly fire. i forgot to turn it off once and all the admins in the server started spamming grenades and rockets

lol

True.

+Jenny Jargon According to the game's mechanics he would have been banned because you can't know if the scout was a spy without first hitting him and dealing damage.

gg

I started to play Team Fortress 2 last summer but I watched these videos years before that, while not even knowing that there is a game about them! It hits greatly different after learning English better and knowing about the game to watch these.

He was pretending to distract everyone

@@2pacShakur547 I think it's both.

@@garfieldunderpants9914 it’s most likely both, obviously he pretends to be somewhat shocked that spy fucked his mom. But he’s also probably genuinely shocked that the blu spy caught him fucking scouts mom and he’s surprised

Damn, you're right.

Kinda fucked up that he killed scout after sleeping with his mother

lol so it happened to both teams

see meet the blue spy😂

The scar on Sniper's face as well

Wow

Isn't sniper the reason why Demo man wears an eye patch?

thanks soldier

I Noticed That Spy Is Actually Holding The Safe Handle So He Wont Get Cut

Sick Animator, it’s such a small detail, but it’s neat that it’s even in there.

He’s the first one at the door

Its yin jin Yeah, and he was hurriedly urging the Soldier to open the door

He also acts very well when presented with pictures of scouts mom and himself having sex.

foob he’s trying to warn whoever was behind that door

And sadly not a spys zapping my sentry

thats gotta be like a 50 hp sentry

@@KGRINVR why

@@waluigist Would make sense seeing how the Spy fired his gun.

Lol i didnt even notice it even though i watched this dozens of time. Good catch.

This is the first time in 7 years I saw someone point that out

@@hppeti-dz9zs 0:01 Administrator: Intruder Alert! Red Spy in the base! Soldier: Red Spy in the base? *Soldier grabs his shotgun, goes downstairs and takes a corner* Administrator: Protect the briefcase! Soldier: We need to protect the briefcase. Scout: Yo, a little help here? Soldier: Alright, I got it. Stand back son. 1-1-1 um, 1! Scout: Let's go, let's go! *Heavy runs down the hall, charging at the door while holding his weapon* Heavy: INCOMING!!!!!!! *Heavy breaks down the door and the team sees that the briefcase is still in the room* Scout: Hey, it's still here. Heavy: Alright then. Spy: Ahem, Gentlemen? *Meet The Spy* Spy: I see the briefcase is safe. Soldier: Safe and sound. Scout: Yeah it is. Spy: Tell me, did any you happen to kill a red Spy on the way here? Scout: We didn't see him. Spy: Didn't see him? Then we still have a problem. Soldier: Man, that knife.

@@dr.robotico8500 and a knife*

Thank you

If you sorry lot is just gonna draw furry versions of the mercenaries instead of porn then FINE, well make porn ourselves, AND THEN INTO FURRIES TOO! Everyone:...... Thanks? porn artists: the prophesies were true, it DOES exist!

@@magnusm4 Faq you

Actually there is tf2 porn

@@doodmann5898 yeah like a lot

@magnusm4 excuse me what

he probably knew lol

every spy main be like including me of course

@@vibesnatcher And he probably would've shot the disguised spy if Soldier hadn't blown his head off.

Because i am nothing, NOTHING like the man whose inside this building

How the shit did I just realise this

Better plot twist: he was about to say "he could even be right behind you" since the spy was behind them, and song was called "right behind you" I think

beeftastesliketoenails it was called right behind you

beeftastesliketoenails how do you know how toe nails taste like?

@@zonx4506 it's easier than clipping them.

@Crusader what?

He's a real man of culture

It’s sweet..

That's love.

That is what True love looks like.

He’s a gentleman

Lol

LOL

Oh.. ;_;

#sigmagrindset

To Frick us

Question, what did he say when holding the photo? I didn't learn French, so I don't know.

Winter Morrigan Black-Dreemurr I don't speak French myself, but I think I saw somewhere that he says "My little cauliflower"

MyGamer125 he does and scout learns spy is his dad

Of course he does, because clearly they were outclassed.

I don't think the scout is his son, but it's still a bit squicky that he kills her son and still apparently plans to continue their thing.

Lol

the gamerator 10 DAAAAMN

That would be your mother

A true smart memer

lols

OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD

Damn that was so funny

Thank you for this beautiful meme! So true

@@crack_soda Bruh, just accept it that joke you made actually relatable and funny! 👌

LOL

Seeing a copy of yourself getting his head blown off would probably be very disturbing

and he even managed to make his reaction look like something Scout would do with the stance and all. he’s good at his job lmao

And the fact soldier can probably shoot anybody if it's the only way to find out who's the spy

Their stupidity is shocking to him. Red's are just built different.

Yeah I like to think that the Red spy’s reaction to the photos was genuine as well.

Not to mention freaking out when Blue Spy's head is blown off