I had a dream that Hatsune Miku was an actual, real life person who created a vocaloid voice bank to draw publicity away from the fact that they found human remains in her refrigerator back in 1994 so she could still release music while awaiting the death penalty. I was convinced it was real for like 10 minutes so I kept google searching "Miku human remains" "Hatsune Miku 1994.
yeah i once had a dream where the word 'orthodontally' was used as 'guaranteed' so what i saw in my dream was 'orthodontally high chance of death' and then i just spawned wings as i died then i tried to search 'orthodontally' and found out that that means 'tooth doctor'
Off topic but have y’all ever had a dream related to school, wake up, and be really disappointed that it was a dream and now you have to go to school again
@@The_og_moonwalker I had a dream that tried to fuck with my perception of time while i tried to go to school by "waking me up" at a different hour each time (i kept waking up in a different dream which was in the same dream) until i actually woke up. It thankfully didn't mess up my perception of time but it did make me uncomfortable and confused.
I had a stress dream once. I had to design a house that had 18 bathrooms and a finite amount of space. I couldn’t just add more square footage to make room for the 18 bathrooms. I tried negotiating with the people that they didn’t need that many bathrooms in one house. It didn’t work. They threatened to add more bathrooms if I tried to take away one of the 18 bathrooms.
Given how horribly designed most bathrooms in dreams are, you could probably find a way to make it work somehow. Stack a few toilets on top of each other for people who don't like being alone. Maybe add a faucet to each of them to save space on sinks.
It's a safety precaution! If you have too many ghosts in one place it can cause the fabric of reality to deteriorate, leading to things like endless hallways, spontaneous floorplan changes, and the building itself becoming a living organism. These things (and more) are all very dangerous outcomes, so I can see why you'd want to restrict the amount of ghosts that can inhabit a building.
There's a fair number of obscure local laws that exist not because they're generally practical, but because there was _that one guy_ (of any gender) who did something weird and/or aggravating but _technically legal,_ so a new law had to be made to just to stop them. ...the mind reels at the sheer perseverance needed to cause a building to be haunted with "at least 115" ghosts, in a state with such a low population density to begin with.
I had a dream that had both an A and B plot that were separate from each other. The A plot is very nsfw, but the B plot involved the Muppets trying to get arrested for Jaywalking.
One time I had a dream that Markiplier came into my house unexpectedly, and I didn't have all my laundry put away. I was embarrassed by this, as I was just getting around to putting away my bras. I sheepishly tried to hurry that along, but Mark stopped me. "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!" Mark yelled. "I KNOW WHAT A BRA IS FOR, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BOOBS I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE?" He then proceeded to waste the time we apparently didn't have in order to list off all the kinds of boobs he'd seen. It didn't spawn a meme in that dream, but for weeks there were references to that dream in my other dreams all over the place. The dream was a dream meme, but I didn't make a meme in my dream, if that makes sense.
@@catbatrat1760 I've told this story so many times, you might have wandered into it. It's a great dream, I'll never not bring it up when the chance arises.
I had a dream that I was sitting on the couch at Game Grumps and they were playing a random video game about shit stains. We were all talking to each other casually and making jokes until I confessed that I did NOT have a shit fetish, and Dan asked me to leave while Arin cried his eyes out.
I had a dream once that God and Satan were having beef on twitter, and all the Catholics and Satanists were aggressively sending mean-spirited memes back and forth (like soyjacks and shit) to try to "get one up" on each other. It was really bizarre.
It reminds me of a silent hill track, Breeze- In Monochrome Night, at the very end there is a monologue directed to the protagonist about birthing a God. "There is another reason to fill your heart with hatred,... One day you will birth a God..."
I recently had a dream that someone brought a cow into a hospital, and it got out of the room it was in, so then the cow was just free roaming in the hospital and no one could find it. It became the hospital's unofficial mascot and people started making jokes like "No metal objects near MRI machine. It makes the cow sad."
In genesis, Yahweh punished the snake by removing its limbs and made the human mortal. However it is revealed that snakes are like that due to evolution.
I had a very vivid dream just last night that I went on "Five Nights at Freddy's - The Ride." It was billed as a "multimedia, holographic horror experience," with cutting edge special effects. The draw of the ride was that you had to play minigames throughout the whole ride to keep the animatronics from killing you, while all around you it was basically a really creepy haunted house that tried to distract you from your "tasks." You'd sit in a slow moving car with about five other people, completing minigames on a tablet. If somebody else in the car failed their minigames, then a hologram of one of the animatronics would come in and violently mangle them, bite their heads off, tear off limbs, etc. Meanwhile, everybody in the car would be splashed by warm water. Cutting edge holographic technology would then make it seem like, instead of a person sitting in front of or next to you, they'd actually been killed and left as a mangled corpse, and the magic of holograms made all the warm water look red like blood. At the same time, though, you knew they were actually still alive, because anybody who died would sit there complaining about how they lost - they were just _literally invisible_ because of the holograms. When the ride was over, I was shaking because the whole thing was gory and scary as hell, but everybody else who got off with me complained about how "lame" it was.
I genuinely wish this was real and also that we had that kind of technology in general. Like, imagine what else people would be able to make if we had that kind of technology.
In my dream, my brain somehow designed an entire, 7-building complex of stately homes that had been turned into museums. 5 years later and I can still remember the entire layout of these buildings - how they were organized, how many floors they had, what they had in them - everything.
I keep having dreams where PewDiePie is my distant cousin and I’ll randomly see him at family reunions, but he always arrives in the bed of a pickup truck.
*_EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION_* I don't know what is funnier, the flashing frog, Matt yelling the above phrase, or "We are Number One" playing in the background.
My grandpa once woke up laughing to tears after hearing a joke in his dream, so he went to the study and wrote it down to tell his wife. When he woke up, it said "I AM A HAMMER".
I have this reoccurring dream where a news reporter says “well although our news it delicious, let’s take an ad break.” ~jazz music~ “DONT FORGET TO PEE” than it fades and I wake up in a puddle of piss 💀
I once had a dream of a poorly looped GIF that showed me running for my life on an olympic ractrack, except only my legs were shown. There was a Minecraft distance counter on the right, except it never went above 4682, and when it reached that, it went back to 2671. The dream went on for what felt like 2-3 hours.
I Had one where I was in my old job in a supermarket bakery and a T rex was wreaking havoc. Everyone was rushing into the back of the shop to get away from it.
I once had a dream that in the future some scientists start having a mental breakdown looking at a “kid named finger” meme as they tried to rationalize it
hmm... maybe it means something like "we're going to let/have Finger paint (this image)", and "kid named Finger:" is preceding the painting, meaning that he has did the painting. it is not very humorous, though it might be that the lack of humor is humorous itself.
I had a dream where me and my buddies were food critics, and we got chased by a bear into a McDonald's. Turns out the manager was Colonel Sanders, and we ordered all the food on earth. One of my friend's sacrificed his life eating all the food, so Sanders ended up quitting.
what’s insane is how realistic some of these are. not only can i completely invision eugene the isopod memes and r/howbigarethey existing in reality, i also sincerely wish they did
I had a dream where my uncle was friends with Robert Downey Jr. He was like, "RDJ's in the car out back. Don't worry about him, he's a little high right now ." And then RDJ procedeed to chase me through a neverending labyrinth of residential bathrooms.
One time I had a dream a screaming old lady and god, but as a woman were in this void with me, the floor was white but also simultaneously solid water? I was staring at a reflection of myself, but I looked like an anime girl, and God was speaking 24/7 with no breaths in between, and she was saying existential shit, and the old lady was screaming 24/7, and after a while I got tired of the dream, and I jumped into the void and woke up.
The flesh-boiling fairy chuckle is so good and on point x) And the Eugene one is my absolute favorite, I dont know why.... And yes, I hate that ad too x)
My dreams have been getting increasingly vivid, yet also incredibly mundane. So last night, I ended up dream-hallucinating that I got up and washed all the dishes before crawling back into bed. I, in fact, did not do the dishes.
Bro, my mom talks about this all the time. I have super crazy vivid dreams consistently, probably because of my medication, so I'll tell her about it and she'll just get this sad look in here eyes like "I had a dream about going to work, coming home and making dinner, and then going to bed. Then I woke up and realised have have to actually do that shit still"
I dreamed that my house was a disaster, and guests came over... Uninvited... They were just suddenly there and i was so embarrassed and also mad at whoever invited them for not telling me we're having guests so i could at least tidy up. Another time i dreamt the same thing except this time my landlord was the visitor and she was not pleased at the state of the house at all. And i was like hehe uhh..sorry... Uhm.. Yeah I'm cleaning it right now... My house was, in fact, never a disaster, but rather clean and we were not having guests any time soon. And my landlord hardly ever comes over.
couple years ago, dreamt that i'd got up, got ready for school and all that. literally got to the front door and woke up. immediate brain reaction was "i just put all that effort in, I'm not doing it again"
I had a dream where I ate a devil fruit, but it was a cookie. I crushed up the devil fruit cookie thing and removed the seeds (which were candy corns) and then ate it. After I had eaten most of it I realized there were instructions and they were “add 2 cups of sweet water and remove seeds” so I started panicking bc I hadn’t added sweet water, so I started adding sweet water to the remaining crumbs, then drank it. I tried to use my “power” but all I heard was “n a i v e” in my head over and over again and I was crying bc I had lost my ability to swim for nothing and now I could only hear “n a i v e” in my head.
I had this meme in a dream, being 'WE'RE ALL MARBLES NOW' over a photo of a landscape where everything was made out of marbles. The dream was about: everything slowly turning into marbles, starting with me becoming a marble.
I have had a LOT of weird dreams. One was where my entire town was in a lockdown state, because an old man had made a mini theatre in the street. The man encouraged anyone to join him, but the town would rather stay inside. I was inside and decided to look out the window, but all I saw was Morshu, the shopkeeper from Zelda CD-I, was t posing in a black void. I was so terrified I hid under a blanket. Then my entire family was held hostage by a biker with a pink mohawk. I punched him in the back of the head and I woke up out of fear.
"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" is such a damn raw line. Sounds like an idea for a horror-fantasy book about the creation of a new deity.
Had a dream where the local cement factory was actually a drug cartel run by the maffia, and when i found out they chased me down in a katyusha and i escaped in 1909 Caddilac
There’s a channel called “How to cook that” which does something similar. She recreates recipes from social media and shows how they work - or more often how they don’t work, and then she explains and shows how to do it right
I had a dream where izuku midoriya was a yandere and bakugo was actually really nice, I remember at the end of it izuku was actually a robot and bakugo plugged a charger in him saying something like. "Go to sleep, heal yourself..."
> be me > wake up > get ready > go to party > meet matpat from game theory > be shocked > ask him about his latest theory > he starts explaining enthusiastically > can't keep up with his fast talking > nodding along pretending to understand > feel like a fraud > awkwardly excuse myself to get a drink > spend rest of the party avoiding eye contact with him a greentext I made
You clearly haven't read the release notes for 1.4. It's a common problem, really. Sqwuimble is a lot like the determinism toggle, but you get to apply the area of effect. I'm excited because leaks have shown that in Time Travel v1.6, they'll add a slider that operates relative to time instead of space, allowing you to form even stronger gravity wells to resist both the big rip and the heat death. Not zombies though. Maybe they'll do something about that in 1.7...@@erronblack308
i always thought that ai generated images look like what you see in your head when you think of a thing, generally looking right but having very vague finer details. im pretty sure that this has merit
I had a dream a few days ago that I was reading about a scientific study that showed that 92% of the health benefits of being vegetarian could be accounted for by the fact that vegetarians statistically eat more cauliflower.
I had a dream where some people accidentally time-traveled into the future, and it happened to me. In my confusion, someone approached me and yelled in a racist manner, “Go back to your own timeline!”
@@aedenoleary determinism is the belief that things have a predetermined future, and thus free will is either useless or just non-existent. For example, "children are doomed to repeat the mistakes of their parents" and "the history of humanity is a tale of progress" are semi-deterministic phrases, "it all goes according to God's plan" is a fully deterministic phrase. So time travelling in a universe where determinism is a fact would be very different than doing so in a world where nothing is predetermined
@@aedenolearydeterminism is a concept in philosophy that if you have the same starting conditions in the universe it will end up the same every time. Essentially it would mean our timeline is fixed and can't be changed if it's deterministic, and that no moment in time is guaranteed to happen if it isn't
Had a dream when I was around 6, a 2d wolf tied me up on a bike and rode me around the fish market and the same thing we both said for like an hour was “let me go” “no” and I kicked him in the nuts so hard I woke up to me kicking my pillow.
My mom had a dream that she was a bodyguard, and her job was to deliver a briefcase to a stage in front of an audience. The briefcase had a hotdog inside, which she would prop up on a stool with a microphone positioned next to it. The audience would watch the hotdog sit on the stool, silently (because it was a hotdog), and would laugh intermitently, like it was a stand up routine of some kind. People loved it, and the hotdog was very famous. Now the problem is that, she could never successfully deliver the hotdog to the stage. It would always get water on it, so its bun would fall apart, and it would die. The dream kept replaying, so the hotdog kept dying over and over. She was pretty distressed when she woke up.
As a child I once spent several minues in a sort of sleep paralysis/half draming state and I saw a man standing in my room who was challenging people to touch the cactus on my windowsill like it was some sort of carnival attraction. Appearantly you could earn a few bucks if you dared to touch that cactus.
Interesting paralysis demon, I guess he came to you and then saw the cactus, "Sick! Hey everyone! Check out this prickly thing! I dare you all to touch it!"
I once had a dream where I was a detective working in the original CSI TV series. For some reason a burrito was now called a "sparitto", and it was the most common food people ate while in the break room. I was friends with a character I didn't recognize, and she constantly called them "sparities" [pronounced spah - ree - tees]. One of the higher ups in my department told her I wouldn't be joining her for lunch, and she sadly said "aww... now I have to eat all these sparities all by myself", while surrounded by literally hundreds of taco bell burritos. I woke myself up by laughing because of just how stupid it was 😂
I had a... rather interesting stress dream last night about going to a gaming convention where there was a lot of Undertale themed stuff. I believe I went over to a group of UTY fans, stole a sign one of them was holding and lit it on fire, then proceeded to throw said fire into one of the stalls which resulted in the entire building catching fire. Everyone started freaking out (obviously), but I decided that I wasn't done, climbed on top of the burned stall and started throwing bits of it at people as they ran?? Also, the entire time all of this was happening, I was screaming like Flame Hyenard from MMX7. All in all, quite therapeutic. 10/10 would *BURN TO THE GROUND* again.
@@thenoisytown I'm just wondering why most of the time I come across the term, it's on a video about LEGO. Seriously, I feel like part of why that specific, odd term is persisting so well years after it started _because_ of how often LEGO content creators use it.
the fairy comic is actually pretty good with story telling,it explains that when you turn 16 you get a personal fairy that does stuff like boiling your flesh,it explains it all in simply 4 to 6 panels
I could make so many movies about my dreams lol, usually (about 2 thirds of the time) they make sense, have an entire storyline that's about 3 hours long, and have cool character writing, the only exception is when I'm like "ohhhhh right lol this is a dream, I can do whatever the hell I want" and then just grow wings and fly away, to cause chaos somewhere else.
Most of my dreams are nightmares but the few that aren't are just super weird. Like I had the same dream twice about getting lost in a maze and then finding Yoda and a cat wearing a robe.
Weirdest dream I've had? Was walking home with a friend. On the way there a guy asked us if we had time for a side quest. The side quest was: choose a bucket to put a goldfish into. One bucket was really small and the other was really big. We obviously put it in the big bucket since the fish needed space. The moment the fish entered the bucket the man started laughing at us and screamed YOU FAILED THE SIDE QUEST as fire started to shoot out the bucket...
Well, of course you failed. The goldfish was small so you should've picked the small bucket. If you had a carp or something the the big bucket would've made sense.
@@ambiguousdrink4067 goldfish need 10 gallons, or 20 gallons, or the entire ocean because you're confused on how many gallons they need the bucket doesn't have enough filtration either do not buy a goldfish with my advice, it is not legal tender and it was around 30 seconds on google
This is the first video of this guy I’ve watched, I thought it would just be a dude reading off reddit posts but he actually goes all out! I’m pleasantly surprised :D
Last night I realized I was dreaming while I was dreaming about being in a grocery store, so I tried to read all of the labels and signs to see if I actually could. They all looked like they were straight out of Matt Rose's AI videos, and the only one I can remember was a sign over the meat department that said, in cursive, "Try PCP - Popcorn Chicken & Crickets!" Nearly woke myself up laughing but managed to stay in there.
@@V0IDWARE Well. Some really bitchy lady was working at the store and left a giant drum of cooking oil open on the shelf balanced precariously so that it would easily tip over, and when I walked past it it tipped over and spilled. I picked it up and asked her for help, but she rolled her eyes and left the aisle. I went to find a manager and reported the spill, then went back to the aisle with the spill because my cart was there. When I got back, the bitchy employee had shoved my cart so it rolled all down the aisle, tracking oil all the way, and put her stocking U-Boat in the exact space I was. The manager came back wearing different clothes (and here I realized, "Ah, yes, this is a dream. Nothing to worry about) and the employee tried to pin 100% of the mess on me but I was like, "It was her fault. Check the cameras. See you laters, I'm gonna go do dream shit." then after reading all the signs and finding cool Super Paper Mario party decorations, I practiced dream summoning, which has rarely ever worked for me. I said out loud, "I'm gonna turn around, and Spy TF2 is gonna be there, and he's gonna want to hang out with me and it's gonna be awesome." And I did, and he was, and he did, and we went into the back storage where they had large plastic storage tubs that had entire apartments inside them. So I lived in a plastic tub apartment with Spy from Team Fortress 2. But then the imagery turned more into thinking about what I wanted to do, and I went "Oh, shit. This is me waking up. I'm having fun. Don't make me go back there; I wanna stay in the dream."
You mean grease? Edit: Actually wouldn't it be blood? It doesn't really look like blood. IDK because grease comes from cooked meat, right? If it's neither, I don't know what it is.
My favorite meme created by this subreddit is when someone dreamed that the new fad was to ask people “will u be my venny?” and then when they inevitably asked what you were talking about, you sent them a horribly compressed Springtrap gif captioned “the b” and then block them
I had this really weird dream once that legitimately woke me up because of how funny it was. I was on a boat, and it was calm, peaceful. Then these two animals came up to me, lazily swimming around. One had the face of Hugh Jackman and the other the face of Hugh Laurie. They were manatees. After swimming around me a bit, one lazily flipped onto its back as it swam near me, said, "Oh, the hughmanitee", in a slow and lazy, semi-mournful tone, and then they both swam off. I legitimately scared my relatives who were nearby because I woke up actually cackling. I made a meme of it later where I sloppily put their faces on the bodies of manatees and just put "Oh, the" at the top. XD EDIT: Apparently A THOUSAND OF YOU like the meme. Lmao
i don't care if you made this up or not; this is one of the funniest things i've ever read. I sincerely hope your cerebral input continues to churn out masterpieces like this for a long time lmfao
I would be less worried about my thought processes if I were making it up but it was legitimately the funniest thing I've ever dreamed and I still wish I could dream more like it, but never have.@@mushroomsupremacy2091
One of the most interesting dreams I've had is that my grandpa told me that _he_ was D.B. Cooper. However, upon further questioning, he said that two people did the job.
Never had a meme dream before, but I did once dream that I was in a small classroom with seven people (3 of whom were my friends), and that a giant tsunami came and wiped us all out. However, because I stood at the window not panicking and thinking "It's ok, I'm ready", my drowned corpse got revived as a mermaid by some sort of sea god who was like "Congratulations! Because you showed no fear, you have been rewarded! You may revive whoever you want to help you on your quest!". So I revived the 3 friends as mermaids and became some dystopian-atlantis leader I guess??
@@DreamtaleEnjoyer bro in one of my dreams I forgot how I got there but I remember it was getting like creepy or something and I was on like the 25th floor of a building so I just ran to the nearest window and jumped out and right before I woke up there was a second where I just bounced LOL
I once had a dream that the number one sport in the world was a thing called ‘patisserie ball’ - it was a pretty standard game of “get the ball to the place and win a point”, but the important difference was that everyone in the audience was given a tray of little desserts. Each team had a signature dessert associated with them, and whenever a point was scored you’d be allowed to eat one of that team’s desserts. Oh and the game itself was played by fully sentient animals, but no one seemed particularly interested in that because we were here for the cakes, goddamn it. In my dream the game I attended ended up finishing 0-0 with no points scored at all, and people fucking rioted.
Dang you dreamed about a sport that could function well, in concept. Meanwhile I had a dream of a weird sport which was a combination of hockey and football. Goalies perched on towers, and the walls of the stadium were super tall. xd
I once dreamt up the script for a studio Ghibli movie. I dreamt up all the notes to a soundtrack and all the scenes and settings. It’s about a girl who accidentally becomes a spirit and travels through other people to find her way home.
I once had a dream about “Dream Fight Club” where you fight other dreaming people for a chance to get a wish. I wished to remember the dream. tbh the dream was pretty elaborate. Like it had a tournament system where you would brawl other people within your area, until eventually there would be a prophesied “global match” in which EVERY SINGLE PERSON on this earth would fall asleep and fight each other. Also it had rules that you weren’t allowed to know, but they depended on the month and season(??) wild
I had a dream once where Walmart was selling superglue to parents to glue their kids to them so there wouldn't be random kids all over the store. My mother (not great) superglued me to her back and proceeded to walk around Walmart with me screaming that I hated my life due to Walmart's superglue. Edit: My back was glued to her back. I felt like a turtle, but horrible.
In my Walmart dream there was a hurricane called Hurricane Walmart and it destroyed everything except the Walmart I was in but everything was soaked and I couldn't find any waterproof clothes so I was upset even though there was a hurricane going on
the only time I've ever been to walmart in a dream, the semi-outdoors gardening section (y'know, like home depot?) was completely derelict with no plants whatsoever and when I asked the nearest employee why they just asked asked "did you inhale the mist" and I was just like "dang, you're right" and the entire rest of the dream was a normal walmart shopping trip. The mist never came up again. When I eventually returned to the door that led into the gardening section, it led straight to a parking garage. I left without questioning it once. It's a weird reoccurring theme in my dreams that the entrance/exit to any given place is a parking garage directly connected to the building. I don't even think I've seen such a thing in real life.
