Memes Only Men Will Understand | Fennryn Reacts 

Amen brother

and it's when they become enemies that we make it a point to actually know their name. lol

This...this is too true

Yup

agreed, i know many people who i support but disagree with several of their core beliefs, have you heard of undeadChronicXiv

I'm convinced the sheer volume and variety of chemicals that women use to have a 'healthy' appearance is the very reason they have to use those products in the first place. I mean, there's trillions of dollars to be made in that industry, I'd be more surprised if those products WEREN'T intentionally creating their own problem/solution cycle. The reason it doesn't happen with men is because the vast majority of us would rather be ugly than deal with that shit. "clean is clean, if I'm ugly, then fuck it, I'm ugly."

Yup

All those flashbacks of sleeping in twice as long as we normally do because we "might" have a cold. Plus side it never lasts for more than a week, or it lasts for like a whole month for some reason.

I have never had a day off from work, due to being sick..... Last time I was sick, was 8th grade summer vacation lmao

I literally got back from a trip last Saturday, got hit with a stomach bug that had me puking my lungs out and my nerves on fire and still went to work.

Meds meds and more meds keeps the doctors away, or beats them then ask if their thirsty/hungry and want to grab something, his name was Greg I think, what a nice fellow

This speaks to my very soul lol

*THIS*

Same. And I've also dealt with plenty of people who get really pissed when I can't remember someone's name, too.

I don't know people's name until I hear someone else call them by that name and I'm like oh so that dude is Mark, 2 years going to the same gym.

"I knew a guy i didn't speak with for years. Never knew his name. Best friend i ever had"

The real problem starts when you get the absurd idea that there are "women" and "men" who are all alike, because they share the same sex, what is obviously not true at all. So the idea, that you could 'understand men' or 'understand women' just like that in general is simply absurd, since the difference between people of the same sex are gigantic. Actually bigger than between the plain average of the sexes.

Half the time the guy just reasons that he is reading too much into it and dismisses the sighns

Well… they really aren’t. You just have to learn to understand.

@@hoopa6477 Probably because the difference between "I like you, please ask me out" and "Jesus Christ, how disgusting don't approach me or I'll call the Police" is about 0.314° of eyelid angle.

@@miriamweller812 The thing is, you can "understand men" or "understand women" in general, because there are clear cut differences in reasoning and behavior caused by biology, even if you got outliers in any group.

Same, especially if they have similar interests its like instant friend

semi introver, and on school i try to keep the classmates as aquantaces to stay in good terms with them

It’s an automatic response tbh

Men also generally have more reactive immune systems, so they respond faster and harder, but they get better faster too.

More about that men are raised to ignore their sufferung, so you can use them as tools or waste them as soldier, so when a man reaches the point where he talks about it, that's already far beyond the healthy point. Something that goes on top of, that men are raised to not have/show emotions, so being actually ill is one of the few moments they can. That's at least a theorie of psychologists retarding that topic. If men would be less durable regading pain and sickness, you wouldn't see them in all the worst jobs of the world, where they brutally ruin their health to the point that it shortens their life span.

It is not just the brain. Virues often affect the host different depending on the gender. In men virus (most respitory) go hard and fast. Multiply extremly fast , which in return causes strong reactions of the human body. That is the scientific explanation of men getting "killed" by a cold. Vice versa the same virus in a woman multiply slower and go for the slower infection of the host high infection of other hosts . Evolutionary this is explained by how both men and women lived for most of our species history.

For me I just hate laying in bed being useless, i got things to take care of and being sick ruins my time table, pain though nah pain don't bother me

It more depends how you were raised, those of us from the just walk it off era could literally get shot and hit by a car and still show up to work a full shift, where as most women I've worked with are like oh I sneezed I need to go t a hospital a d take 3 weeks off of work 😂

For the glory of Rome!

Man dig hole, man drink beer, man watch ball, man happy.

It's a hole. It should be bigger. Why aren't you helping already?

​@@christopherkortum5535Roma Invicta!

It was made for me! This is my hole!

Fashion just isn’t a big thing in general for guys, for haircuts or for clothes. That said, sometimes it’s a bit frustrating to have to search through the seven seas to find something other than blue jeans and black hoodies lol

For me its monochrome and a business cut. I'm like a well-styled goth guy lol. I'm just missing the tats.

Also, if you go back further, men's fashion was... well, not quite as bad as women's fashion Today, what with the whole fast fashion mess, but it changed over time quite a bit more... at least if you were wealthy enough to have the option to follow such things. And then there's all the 'fun' things like high heels that started off as a silly fashion trend among upper class men that somehow went on to become normal women's clothing... Heck, if you pay attention to the Details, mens Suits changed a lot, fashion wise, over time, back in the day. These days changes in mens fashion for most regular guys are dictated by 'my old (X) wore out and they stopped making the ones that actually fit right, looked good, and didn't wear out in six months... guess I have to try one of the things that still exists and hope it's not complete garbage'... unless you're rich enough to pay a tailor to custom make your cloths... or have friends or family members who do so as a hobby. Though there IS the fun quirk where the difference between 'period wear from 150 years ago' and 'high end formal clothes' have significant overlap.

A hoodie will fit any man. That's the only true fashion.

I just wear rock/metal band tees, anime tees, shorts, hats, hoodies and jeans lol

How one man once said "It''s just work" (even if it was about game)

We just do, no need to question it.

@@idkusername2795 if it works then it works

As a man myself. Shrugs shoulders.

Yes.

Yeah its kinda embarrassing sometimes when i did this in the class and the girl sitting right next to me and ask if i remember anyone else name i said a few names and then she ask me to point at them and got caught. And that was 3months after the quarantine was finally over and normal classes started.

dude it happened to my cousin. He was a bit drunk because he and his gf were supposed to be going out in a club with some friends so he took some booze before and he was waiting in front of his gf's apartment block for her to be ready and come out. While waiting a dude that was 3 inches both taller and wider than he is(my cousin was a pretty built back then) comes to the same apartment block and also waits. He glances at my cousin, pulls up to him and he's like: "I don't like your face boy". He punches my cousin. My cousin punches back. The dude that punched my cousin freezes for a moment to process, takes off his backpack and he's like: "Ok point taken, you ain't no glass jaw. Here have a beer" *throws my cousin a can of stout and then proceed to drink and talk until the ladies come down*. He said he was his best drinking buddy.

Such things are simply not serios, that's the point. Such insults aren't and some people even go beyond that and be a bit more physical (why ever), but this isn't some "you are my enemy" shit. Men are also raised to be used as tools in horrible work conditions or worse, to fight and die in wars. In such situations, if horrible work or even more horrible war, it is very importnat to know, if you can put your faith into the other men (or women) of the group. So certain rituals are kind of tests, how you react, if you can take it, if you are strong or instantly breaking or reaction in a bad way, that make you untrustworthy. And don't get me wrong, that's not exactly some actual test that is done on purpose, it's more something that comes from human interaction. This is by the way a much bigger reason for women not being accepte in these groups, not because of their sex, but because not reactin the right way to these social tests and by that not becoming part of the group. IF they do, this changes. And no, doesn't mean that this is a good thing. The way men are treated like disposable tools is horrible to begin with and one of the main reason our society is in such a bad state. But it's useful for the rulers to have willing slaves...

@@miriamweller812 It's also about honor. At the end of the day men look at each others actions to determine who they can trust. Dudes can fling the biggest talk, but how they conduct themselves is what makes them friends. If you can have a civil fight and be a good sport about the whole thing, that shows you're a real bro. If he pulls nasty tricks and goes for the nuts, he's getting smoked and curbstomped.

@@zeeteepippi275 Now that i think about it, every dude knows the nut is their worse weakness, but in a fight, rarely any of them go for the nuts

@@zeeteepippi275 Id go for the nuts if it’s a street fight or a fight to the death. Other then that yea honor applies to the fights

Women bathrooms can be awful and much worse then men bathrooms. More likely that they cared much in your case on keeping it working and clean and simply gave a fuck about the boy's toilets. You can ask people who clean these toilets both of them and many.

@@miriamweller812 I can confirm. I worked as a Walmart janitor for two years. 9 times out of 10, the women’s restroom was worse than the men’s. With the men’s, it’s usually dirty in an ordinary way. A few pieces of paper on the ground, maybe an unflushed toilet or two, a bit of a smell, but rarely anything extreme. Hell, even the extremes wouldn’t be that bad. In two years, I’ve only seen graffiti/wall writings ONCE. On the other hand, the women’s always looked like a tornado ran through. There was always absurd amounts of paper on the ground, USED toilet paper would be stuffed in the most random and disgusting spots, water was everywhere, more than half of the toilets would be left unflushed, piss was always on the floor, the sinks would be full of paper, etc. it WASN’t even rare to find LITERAL shit / period blood SMEARED on the floor / walls. Occasionally, some women would WRITE with their shit and blood. Don’t even get me started on what they looked like during holidays or the putrid stench. A clean women’s restroom is an OUTLIER and absolutely NOT the norm. I truly do wish that I was just joking and exaggerating. My perception of women has been permanently damaged. EDIT: I forgot the icing on the cake. For men’s, it would take around 2 to 3 hours to get dirty. For women’s, it would ALWAYS take LESS than an hour to reach PEAK filth. For every call to clean the men’s, there would be at least 4 for the women’s. It should be noted that we didn’t discriminate with our cleaning. We always cleaned both squeaky clean.

Sounds like an exception, OP.

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@@CARS--editz people

Very simple, most things that satisfy a man are the most simplest things, digging holes staring into space hearing about things people have built, beer, food. Honestly the most complicated thing men love is women

@@bearded-donkey man really like ting to go fast, to go boom, pew pew, and to go uoogghh

Honestly when ppl ask my name I just tell them call me whatever I don't really care, first job I ever worked at my coworkers were like were gonna call u Hector and I was like ok, I had friend I always called chuck because he just seemed like one even tho that wasn't his name lol

@@crazy8slayer Ok then Whatever I Don't Really Care, that is a really long name though. All joking aside my university shop supervisor called me Rod (that is not my name) for the first three years I went there and had classes with him or in the shop or when I worked there... he found out my name at an awards presentation said "You're a real bastard, Rod" when I waved at him as I went back to my seat laughing like a mad man.

Not simple, optimized.

"Hey look who fell asleep first!" "Prank 'em John"

I have been sandwiched in sleeping bags between two other guys, when ten guys are each others little spoons you do not want to share sleeping space if you can avoid it.

No one wants to wake up next to fat hairy dudes that smell like gamer sweat.

Fuck carrots!

Very simple reason, men can not control how their body wakes up so you do not want your buddy to be touching you or near you when that happens

Yeah....... I'm a woman and I agree, we're confusing

@@Deniolia dont worry as a man men are confusing sometimes too.

Isn't that supposed to be how you tell a cat you love them?

@@indominusbat545 fair and true

@@venusstar2963 yup XD

@@PDilling bruh, if that is not the truth.

its hilarious and fairly true, its just due to how the immune system responds for men and how virus and things interact with men compared to women, testosterone plays a role, men often go the doctors far less even for serious issues.. estrogen slows the rate of viruses being able to multiply.

Glad someone else agrees, I've had food poisoning over a dozen times, thrown out my back multiple times, and have had chronic migraines everyday for over 20 yrs yet I still show up to work on time everyday

@@crazy8slayer Heh, and obviously to be clear I know plenty of wussy men who take any opportunity to get off work, that's just not been something I've had the privilege to do and find it a little genuinely annoying that it seems to have become a stereotype, cause damn that just doesn't fly in my reality

Don't girls stay at home at least one day when they are in their periods? Both of my exes did.

For real. The only time I've ever called in sick to work (aside from a really bad hangover one time) was when I had the flu. And that week was the sickest I've ever been.

@@TheBayzent Only the ones that don't work for a living.

They are clearly trying out that exfoliation thing their wives have been on about.

That’s part of the problem. Men also don’t have the hormonal fuckery that women do, which affects hair growth.

They use to many products and ruin their skin/hairs natural defanse, so they need to add even more products to maintain it. If they dropped all products they wwould get terible skin and scalp problems for about 2 weeks until the skin had recovered, then a 3 in 1 bottle would be more than enough afterwards.

"Remember son being dead is gay" My dad word's before going to buy milk To this day i wonder if he is dead NEVER seen him since

@@beliar52 Bro the same... what if they went to the same place... maybe they're looking for the One Milk, I mean it's only logical explanation, isn't it...

Why women live longer than men

@@Coach_Shiner no that's because it's the only way to get peace

GAAAAAAY

We ain't getting flowers while alive, might as well get something before we go right?

No it's because I feel like shit

There is no bro code. You got helpful people and you got people who are not helpful. Those who are helpful will help any stranger. People just may judge it differently and say when a man helps a woman, it's because he wants a sexual rewards, while when it's another man, such people say it's "bro code". In general women are simply less likely to help strangers out of fear for example or being grossed out by a dirty homeless guy. You will still have many men who also don't help and of course have women who do.

​@@miriamweller812 there are some but in most cases, we mentioned becoming bros in any situation. Say to any guy, they will say it same and the fact my comment has likes, clearly indicate that

you KNOW the only person who has your back is a bro, and we have their back.

Individuals differe masively, that why most "men are..." and "women are..." topics are just plain wrong beyond the very definition of the biological differnce. You will always fine people who fit into the cliche - but when you got ~4.000.000.000 men and women each, that's pretty obvious.

Ah yes, it was very cold back then... I wasn't able to see a "thing".

Sounds like a good way to keep cool in the summer without having to put one leg out.

I hate sand, it's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere!

Seems...excessive.

@@dynamicworlds1 So is more than 3 bottles of skin/hair products in the shower.

Sand worms. They were being an army of sand worms.

if your poor (or grew up poor) dishsoap is great for getting rid of hair lice, for the exact reason why it's bad for your hair. It's better than kerosene at least. Take one guess as to how I know that

@@karl_day you set ur head on fire? Homie want to be ghost rider so bad i guess...

Dish soap can work on your pits, though. The thing that makes your pits smell is oils, so stripping oils there IS the goal.

@@dynamicworlds1 it trips the oils of the hair, not so much the skin, so unless you have extremely hairy pits this is unlikely to help with the smell for more than a day. Just use antiperspirant deodorant (preferably unscented) and that generally prevents the smell from ever getting bad. Oh and use sticks not sprays, sprays suck.

Yup, though you can fix that by simply rinsing it way more thoroughly than normal or, you know, using conditioner afterwards.

Soap is soap lol, I've used dish soap as body wash and for washing clothes when I didn't hav anything else

Dish soap is just a form of detergent like your shampoo or conditioner or even the same exact stuff you use to wash your clothes

Not even hierarchy, though. The word you are looking for is "Vibe Check"

Lots of alcohol was involved.

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Fr tho my guy, we get dude, if we are sick, it’s going down

Every time we turn it off, some mf invents something that god knows how it works but it does

You ever have to use bar-soap to wash your hair? Man, that sucked.

@@ShiningDarknes yeh, when ma or one of My brothers was using the Detergent, one of those plain white square soaps

Which is part of why they tend to be colder.