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Men in Black International - A Waste of Time 

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So I missed this one at the cinema (lucky me), but I guess it's time to review another failed attempt to restart an old franchise. Join me as I explore the failure of Men in Black International.

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@JMUDoc
@JMUDoc 3 года назад
"Little girl spends her whole life wanting to be a Man In Black. Then she is one. The End."
@kysike666
@kysike666 3 года назад
I thought that was Michael Jackson
@Ting-ez7lc
@Ting-ez7lc 3 года назад
"Woman wants to be a Jedi, then she is. The end."
@TheJanissary90
@TheJanissary90 3 года назад
Black want to be in her Then he does The end!
@orbitalpunch4711
@orbitalpunch4711 3 года назад
Then I laughed so hard to the comments section The end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@matthewbowen5841
@matthewbowen5841 3 года назад
Correction - "Little girl spends 10 minutes of screen time wanting to be a Man in Black. Then she is. The end."
@ABeardedDad
@ABeardedDad 3 года назад
Remember when Will Smith ran down an alien on foot for 15 blocks... and caught it, and still didn't get a free pass? Even after that he still had to do a job interview. Yeah me too.
@purpledragon1945
@purpledragon1945 3 года назад
Working for your status: what’s that?
@VasanthSesh
@VasanthSesh 3 года назад
"The best of the best of the best... with honors." Still laughing at that so many years later.
@AshleyWilliamsN7
@AshleyWilliamsN7 3 года назад
Not only that but Will Smith was a cop and had to compete with FBI, CIA, Spec Ops, etc. So he had training and showed incredible physical prowess. That was 1997. Female minority gets a job because she wants it and has vague hacker superpowers? Current year -1. How progressive!
@eacaraxe
@eacaraxe 3 года назад
...was J actually competing with them for the job, or were they there to see how J reacted to peer pressure? Just a little hint as to how layered that scene was.
@andrewdevine3920
@andrewdevine3920 3 года назад
Remember MiB2? No, me neither.
@Diresilence
@Diresilence Год назад
Lets point out something. In the first Men in Black, Will Smith is able to join after... -He chased down an alien known for speed and dexterity. -Was not completely freaked out on the concept of aliens, or dismiss it when he was being interrogated by a weird agent or seeing an alien get its head blown off. -Was a capable police officer that inadvertantly knew of a criminal alien, and to let him slide because he could wrangle greater threats -Went to the interview, where he showed he had interesting ways to problem solve (Dragging the table to make it easier to write on the test), not just firing at aliens because they looked like a threat, firing on a perceived threat due to rather odd reasoning (Given the organization, this worked in his favor) -Getting a personal voucher from pretty much the top agent in MIB -Getting time to think if the job is worth it, basically flat out told "You'll never see your friends and family again... think on it" A solid chunk of the movie J is not a member, and has to work for it, only to end up as a junior role under a very senior mentor character during their investigation, where he makes quite a few mistakes during his first few days simply because he doesn't understand how things work in the MIB. By the end, through endurance, training, and self sacrifice (Bug kicked his ass around), he was a full agent, and had earned the position. This one? 15 minutes in "I want the job! I'm a loner and totally don't need friends or family! I also am shown to engage in criminal activity to get the job I want!" "You're hired!"
@kebokev7519
@kebokev7519 6 месяцев назад
Yes bc she's a strong feminine woman 😂😂
@TheRealW.S.Foster
@TheRealW.S.Foster 3 года назад
Quick Note: At 2:25 precisely, you can see Tessa's character as a child reading "A Brief History of the Universe", a book that's over 420 pages long and is usually meant to be read by an audience at least twice or thrice her character's childhood age. In short - it's pretty God damn stupid and heavy handed to make us believe Tessa's character is so great because she is reading a college-level book, when in reality there are hardly any children who could or would want read it. But hey, she's a young black girl that needs no establishment to tell her what to do right?! Edit: Keep in mind, by the way, that in the 1st MIB film, J himself called out something like this in that shooting range during the MIB screening / possible recruit scene - in that why would a little girl be having those type of books, which are way too advanced for her as a child? In short, it's suspicious then and it's suspicious now.
@siddharthakvr5154
@siddharthakvr5154 Год назад
Holy shit that edit part was great! These idiots probably didn't even watch the older films. Just saw the main characters'appearances and copy pasted it
@ataricom
@ataricom Год назад
That could be calling back to the girl with that quantum physics textbook in the original gun range scene, but if it was meant to be a homage then it's a shitty reference because Will Smith would have put one right in the center of her forehead
@SeraphsWitness
@SeraphsWitness Год назад
That's a great catch. Funny enough, Will Smith shot that girl. lol Seems like an overreaction frankly.
@randombutrelevant1606
@randombutrelevant1606 8 месяцев назад
Doogie Howser, the black, female version
@HarryPNess-us2vs
@HarryPNess-us2vs 3 года назад
Tessa Thompson acting emotions: Happy: 😒 Sad: 😒 Angry: 😒 Content: 😒
@tackyman2011
@tackyman2011 3 года назад
She's the female Orlando Bloom.
@masterpenguin8472
@masterpenguin8472 3 года назад
Seriously, she obviously wanted no part in this dreck. And I don't blame her. This was a great big massive train wreck of a film, it was.
@muscleman3478
@muscleman3478 3 года назад
@@tackyman2011 True, but at least Bloom doesn't have perpetual smug bitch-face syndrome like this 'empowered' atrocity.
@aderemiporsche
@aderemiporsche 3 года назад
It is called the perpetual resting bitch face and Tessa Thompson somehow has made a Hollywood career from it.
@stupendous7848
@stupendous7848 3 года назад
Master Penguin someone obviously saw Thor: Ragnarok and said “Hey, i’ve got an idea. This....but it’s Men in Black”. Like for real, that’s probably exactly what they did.
@morden279
@morden279 3 года назад
Middle aged white male authority figure was the villain - my shock has been imagined.
@Partylikeits-br7bb
@Partylikeits-br7bb 3 года назад
So is Darth Vader, Joker, Voldemort, Norman Bates, Hans Gruber, Keyser Soze.....
@mikespearwood3914
@mikespearwood3914 3 года назад
@@Partylikeits-br7bb lol, Norman Bates? He just oozes authority running around his crappy motel.
@jon4715
@jon4715 3 года назад
Party like its 1993 Keyser Soze an authority figure? What are you talking about. Such a misguided rebuttal.
@Partylikeits-br7bb
@Partylikeits-br7bb 3 года назад
@@jon4715 Dude's a crime lord. He has authority in his line of work. Its not misguided at all.
@Partylikeits-br7bb
@Partylikeits-br7bb 3 года назад
@@mikespearwood3914 The point was that there are many of white villains, but "anti" sjws think there's some agenda going on every time a white man is a villain.
@Krazzy88
@Krazzy88 2 года назад
Other characters: "You killed my parents, I'm here to kill you for justice." Tessa Thompson: "You brainwashed my parents. I wanna work for you."
@alexevier
@alexevier Год назад
seems about right
@hmcredfed1836
@hmcredfed1836 11 месяцев назад
just like real life^^
@Dowlphin
@Dowlphin 9 месяцев назад
Mileage may vary on that one.
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 7 месяцев назад
Walked into this movie waiting for another one to start, it was the most BORING AGONIZING 5 minutes of my life. Did the same with DUNE 2022 and I was amazed and couldnt wait to see the whole thing
@Dowlphin
@Dowlphin 7 месяцев назад
@@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Yeah, Villeneuve's take on Dune clarifies and reminds us what matters in screen entertainment; what makes all the difference. The base formula is not easy but extremely simple: Whatever compels the audience to keep watching is a success. (Well, within sane limits. "There is a pressure trigger under your seat cushion" would be cheating. 😅)
@JustAnArrogantAlien
@JustAnArrogantAlien Год назад
2:24 Young Tessa Thompson is such a genius that she reads quantum physics books, just so that you know how absolutely brilliant she is. Remember when, in the first film, J _shot_ a little girl for reading books like that, because those books were way too advanced for her and she was definitely up to something? That scene was great. That MOVIE was great.
@codymoe4986
@codymoe4986 Год назад
He shot a cardboard silhouette of a little girl.. Bit of a difference...
@JustAnArrogantAlien
@JustAnArrogantAlien Год назад
@@codymoe4986 The underlying logic is the same, though: what kind of girl her age reads Stephen Hawking? It's aberrant behavior, and in a world like _MIB_ where alien invaders can be hiding amongst humans, it can potentially get a girl like her in trouble. But now in this movie the logic has changed: a girl her age reading a book like that is intended to show how _smart_ she is, in the most unrealistic way.
@MrToonsy
@MrToonsy 6 месяцев назад
@@codymoe4986It’s just a *LITTLE* difference!
@BodyByBenSLC
@BodyByBenSLC 3 года назад
Movies are so bad now. I actually started reading again.
@amannamedsquid313
@amannamedsquid313 3 года назад
Yeah, me too. Haven't really watched any brand new TV shows or new movies in about 2 years.
@vyrenvygolo2429
@vyrenvygolo2429 3 года назад
@@amannamedsquid313 i didnt watch TV in the last 6 years.
@dermagnus8482
@dermagnus8482 3 года назад
I started to buy DVDs from classics from the 70s, 80s and 90s.
@dermagnus8482
@dermagnus8482 3 года назад
@@GLARebel Exactly, A dangerous trend.
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 3 года назад
Me too. Just finished the James Ellroy American Tabloid trilogy. Outstanding.
@insane_troll
@insane_troll 3 года назад
They should have had the original characters in it to humiliate them and kill them off. It worked so well in the Star Wars sequels.
@bryguysays2948
@bryguysays2948 3 года назад
Yeah that pissed me off too. Nothing says to F*ck off to us older fans of the original 3 Star Wars like pissing on those older characters by killing them off as well.
@liammcguire1954
@liammcguire1954 3 года назад
BryGuy Says Legends timeline and older characters: *Exists* Disney, Kathleen Kennedy, Rian Johnson, and JJ Abrams: so you have chosen death The thing that sucks about it is that they could’ve done the old character deaths better by having them go down fighting hard and have actual good character writing, creativity, and plot, tho that seems to be a foreign concept to Disney as of rn
@bigb5362
@bigb5362 3 года назад
Lmao this reminded me of 21 jump street
@zulfirdauszain8810
@zulfirdauszain8810 3 года назад
Would be funny if they died like the rock and Samuel Jackson in the other guys
@davidcatlett4052
@davidcatlett4052 3 года назад
@@liammcguire1954 Yeah exactly. Use the sequel trilogy as a well done send off for the older characters (maybe not kill all of them in this trilogy) while building up the new characters in the background for future movies.
@nuki5051
@nuki5051 3 года назад
Ghostbusters 2016 and MIB International - Chris Hemsworth really DOES know how to pick a franchises outside the Marvel Universe. In this pace he soon will be known as Chris Hemsworthless.
@GingerZombie29
@GingerZombie29 Год назад
I can only think of Rush and Extraction.
@Alex-dk2ew
@Alex-dk2ew Год назад
Add Thor Love & Thunder to wrap things up
@Ricardo-cl3vs
@Ricardo-cl3vs Год назад
@@GingerZombie29 "In the Heart of the Sea" is also very watchable. Without the twist in the second half it could have been a masterpiece of classic proportions. Still an awesome movie and worth a watch.
@SeraphsWitness
@SeraphsWitness Год назад
I think he's the only spot of hope in those movies. lol
@bwtv147
@bwtv147 Год назад
Movie stars have expenses to meet. They know stardom often has a short shelf life. When offered a paycheck they take it.
@Tony-rn5fm
@Tony-rn5fm 3 года назад
at least will smith actually EARNED his suit and glasses......................!
@Shou_22
@Shou_22 2 года назад
Yeah... And he actually worked hard to earn his bigger guns...
@Irishcrossing
@Irishcrossing 3 года назад
8 years old and she saved an alien and reads up on the history of black holes. She is literally the cardboard cut out that J shot during the testing scene.
@danh5810
@danh5810 3 года назад
If only that happened in this movie...
@musiccer7446
@musiccer7446 3 года назад
The book ain’t about the „history“ of black holes. You should probably read it, it’s way more than that
@Chris-es3wf
@Chris-es3wf 2 года назад
@@musiccer7446 is it also a history of how you got so up tight?
@OOPMAHS
@OOPMAHS 2 года назад
Just saw that little Tiffany scene minutes ago 😭😭
@CerebralTripz
@CerebralTripz 2 года назад
IM DYING LMAO! That is too true, now it has me thinking there might actually be some plot....nah.
@skullkid964
@skullkid964 3 года назад
Remember when Will Smith had to actually train to earn his place in the MIB instead of being handed everything because of his gender and race?
@Nurgles_Rot_
@Nurgles_Rot_ 3 года назад
He was so far out of his depth. Hell Zed gave K the "is this really the best we can do" look. He had to prove himself and work at it.
@skullkid964
@skullkid964 3 года назад
@@Nurgles_Rot_ he was pretty clumbsy at the beggining. But K saw potential. He was actually a police officer before. Not a random chick that somehow hacked the Hubble telescope
@Nurgles_Rot_
@Nurgles_Rot_ 3 года назад
@@skullkid964 true. But he had to earn Ks respect and trust.
@journey95far49
@journey95far49 3 года назад
Thats because woke shit was not trendy in the 90s-early 2000s
@kysike666
@kysike666 3 года назад
That is The Blm/Antifa/Dems Way
@snailthelostcow63
@snailthelostcow63 Год назад
What I'm impressed about the MiB trilogy is probably how Agent J is still treated as a rookie despite the increasing experience. You can see his growth but each sequel are him jumping to a bigger pond than he already mastered before.
@Evaunit98
@Evaunit98 3 года назад
Mib3 had such a good ending, it closed out the series with a conclusive and pretty nice ending, but that doesn’t matter to studio execs who want to make a quick buck
@kohisaaakohisaaa7095
@kohisaaakohisaaa7095 3 года назад
One great reason to follow Critical Drinker: He watches all these trash movies and piss on them so I don't have to. His rants are far more entertaining than these movies anyway
@hedgehog1965uk
@hedgehog1965uk 3 года назад
Exactly!
@DragonRagovi
@DragonRagovi 3 года назад
He's destroying his sanity AND his liver over all of these terrible movies, just so we don't have to. He's such a sweet guy.
@ramonserna8089
@ramonserna8089 3 года назад
And it allows us to debunk the argument - "but you haven't seen it, so you must be a hater to dislike something you didn't saw". Someone I trust saw it and it was trash as I suspected case closed.
@robertabrahamsen9076
@robertabrahamsen9076 3 года назад
You nailed it. I'm actually happy these (presumably) crappy movies exist because the Drinker's take on them is so entertaining. I disagree with him about Thor: Ragnarok, however. That one I did happen to see, and I'll never understand why anyone found it other than wretched. If the MIB reboot suffers by comparison, it must have been very bad indeed.
@shubhojitghosh69
@shubhojitghosh69 3 года назад
Agreed
@atila_santos
@atila_santos 3 года назад
This movie is pretty much a long list of check marks begging for approval: - Black woman feminist protagonist - Thor as the side kick - A woman in charge of MIB - Beautiful locations - A lot of CGI stuff - MCU level jokes - Plot twist for villain - A cute little creature
@crimsoncomet3756
@crimsoncomet3756 3 года назад
I'm glad they didn't add gay or lesbian character just to make it diverse
@crimsoncomet3756
@crimsoncomet3756 3 года назад
No not black wamen.... it's African American Wamen. And the title of this movie should be Men in African American Opsss Wamen in African American....ahhh!! what a beautiful movie title!
@MrMorrison226
@MrMorrison226 3 года назад
@pink girl well with how things are and most people don't know much she's pretty much black by default
@Rinzwind79
@Rinzwind79 3 года назад
@Mark P. I haven't seen the movie so not sure, but isn't that suppose to be O, who already was in charge in MIB3? Who had a thing with K.
@sonicdash9652
@sonicdash9652 3 года назад
"MCU level jokes" No wonder why I gave up on MCU after Civil War.
@seangannon6081
@seangannon6081 Год назад
I like how in the first movie MIB we’re only interested in “ the best of the best of the best sir!! with honors” and they were put though tests and we can assume they were all hand picked for their skills. All she did was show up and ask.
@Sylmarys24
@Sylmarys24 Год назад
I just love how dedicated this man is to the all-mysterious Tatiana
@Ricardo-cl3vs
@Ricardo-cl3vs Год назад
If you give her enough cash, absolutely nothing of her stays mysterious, believe me... 😜
@crozanegovult4526
@crozanegovult4526 3 года назад
Seeing that she was reading "A Brief History of Time" as a girl reminded me that a little girl with reading material well outside her age range was enough for Will to put a round between her eyes.
@roblindsay3422
@roblindsay3422 3 года назад
Would have been nice if they did something with that; e.g. had it so that SHE was the mole all along but unaware of it, vindicating Chris Hemsworth's character and leading to an inverted confrontation in the third act
@DazraelArianos
@DazraelArianos 3 года назад
To be fair in the first movie the little girl reading well beyond her years was also totally calm in a dark alley surrounded by aliens. J targeted the only thing in the scenario that didn't belong.
@ben_1
@ben_1 3 года назад
@@roblindsay3422 Well yes, but she's a "diverse female character" and it's illegal for those to be villains.
@justahyena8869
@justahyena8869 3 года назад
That was one of the best parts of that movie, I saw it when I was a kid, read a bit above my level and it killed me lol.
@danmccarron0
@danmccarron0 3 года назад
LOL that's right good observation - he picked out the little girl with the physics books. 'Brief History of Time' isn't exactly high-level as far as scientific rigor goes in fairness. In the first movie those were ostensibly advanced physics books. then again while a middle school nerd could read "a brief history of time" it's still out of the range of a little girl barely older than a kindergartner. A plot twist going to waste!
@RevoltingPeasant123
@RevoltingPeasant123 3 года назад
There’s a deliciously ironic twist within the feminist pursuit to expel a stereotype of women being single layered, helpless characters waiting to be rescued by men. All they accomplished was to create a new and equally uninteresting one. The shallow but flawless woman who exists only to upstage men.
@cooljim1376
@cooljim1376 3 года назад
They chase men around a table despite claiming they have no need for them.
@christopherthomas7980
@christopherthomas7980 3 года назад
The women in Ghostbusters are incredibly flawed. But they each brought a unique strength to the team that combined made them stronger
@Ergeniz
@Ergeniz 3 года назад
@@christopherthomas7980 Not at all. None of them really fulfilled a concrete niche and were just all over the place.
@chickenboy176
@chickenboy176 3 года назад
Andoc I know, ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-q61IP50SbSI.html
@kingovharts
@kingovharts 3 года назад
If they wasn't so hell bent on pushing these political agendas they would see once upon a time that they had written stories with strong female leads who were flawed interesting and layered. You didn't need to be slapped in the face and constantly reminded that it was a female being the hero of the story because you were focused on just that.......the story. Everything else fell into place. But the sell outs in Hollyweird serve their dark overlord masters.
@Boshek2019
@Boshek2019 6 месяцев назад
Liam Neeson being the mole is THE most obvious plot twist I’ve seen in a movie
@CollaborativeVODS
@CollaborativeVODS 3 года назад
The headshake at the noisey cricket feels like a middle finger to will Smith's character
@ashkebora7262
@ashkebora7262 3 года назад
So ... the arms dealer ... has lots of arms. Is Hollywood full of twelve year olds?
@hatework4282
@hatework4282 3 года назад
That's just silly. They keep the 12 year olds on Epstein's island.
@reverbthevocal421
@reverbthevocal421 3 года назад
It's not even as creative OR funny as an arms dealer being a guy selling ripped off arms.
@fahimalvi9521
@fahimalvi9521 3 года назад
@@hatework4282 damn it! Was about to comment something like that.
@fahimalvi9521
@fahimalvi9521 3 года назад
12 year olds? Nah. They hire kindergartners with milk and cookies for paychecks to write the scripts. Because all of the budget goes to making crappy direction and keeping the pockets full of the shill critics and BS marketing.
@Thane36425
@Thane36425 3 года назад
And how is a human arm supposed to work without a shoulder? Maybe it could flop around some but it wouldn't be able to punch or do anything useful. Maybe if it had been on a tentacle or elephant trunk thing, but that wouldn't have been an arm.
@Aethgeir
@Aethgeir 3 года назад
She's such a typical female lead. She's a genius who's also perfect and talented at everything. She gets everything handed to her, and never has to struggle, because she's just so amazing. Blegh!
@noless
@noless 3 года назад
a Mary Sue
@lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282
@lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282 3 года назад
Well, they got the "handed everything to her" part right. Even generally unattractive women have it far easier in life than most men.
@joeydrewstudios321
@joeydrewstudios321 3 года назад
She got the Rey treatment
@1mchartmann
@1mchartmann 3 года назад
@@noless reality it should be called a Mary Shit lol.
@greebj
@greebj 3 года назад
This is the black woman that every woke angry black woman wants to be. Given everything they think they deserve, gets to pay out and be the final judge of everyone without comeuppance and they get to save the world because duh nobody but a black woman is capable of doing it guuurrrrrrllllllll
@snodog00
@snodog00 2 года назад
Remember when movies had characters that were motivated by personal experience or trauma? Remember when movies could string a plot together that didn't rely on convenience, luck, or in-universe magic? Remember when movies had characters that actually had to struggle to achieve their goals? Remember when movies had villians with proper motivation and creative schemes to achieve their goals? Remember when movies didn't overly rely on mcguffins to motivate the plot? Remember when movies had reasons for characters to travel from place to place to place beyond "cause that's just where it is lol"? Remember when movies were good?
@edwinmartinez9215
@edwinmartinez9215 27 дней назад
Pepperidge farms remembers
@wanderingsoul7935
@wanderingsoul7935 2 года назад
What baffled me is how she went from working in a call center to expert in alien weaponry, at least Will Smith's character was believable, being a cop used to chasing down criminals. I got about 20 minutes in and had to turn it off, I didn't want to witness the butchery. Why can't these people create new stories? There seems to be a huge lack of creativity in Hollywood these days, they seem blissfully unaware and out of touch with the public.
@Amcor09
@Amcor09 3 года назад
First film: Man - Hard working policeman who takes risks and uses unorthodox methods to achieve his goals. Gets job. This film: Woman - Turns up. Gets job.
@Ackalan
@Ackalan 3 года назад
I guess she took her parents advice on how to get a job. "Just walk in in a suit and hand over your resumé and ask if they are hiring."
@therebel4332
@therebel4332 3 года назад
I've literally just said that in another comment lol. The fact he's fearless but flawed makes him a perfect foil for TLJ sidekick,, that was the good thing about old movies, they didn't portray these characters as super strong with no weakness, they had weakness and it was... human arrogance. Smiths character was brash, witty, fearless,, but a little hot headed, jumped in a little to fast without thinking it through, and his fearless nature got him in to hairy moment.. he was a flawed anti hero,, he had weaknesses but you cheered him on throughout the movie. How can we cheer on this character? she's flawless (portrayed as such), she's beyond intelligent, she's super fast reactionary super woman with no weakness whatsoever.... so why bother cheering for her? she doesn't need any help after all she's the finished article ffs. And that is the reason they just don't get it... Viewers don't want flawless.. they want someone anything but so they can get behind them,, the underdog versus the franchise.
@samblack5313
@samblack5313 3 года назад
Equality of outcome, anyone??!? 😂
@laurocoman
@laurocoman 3 года назад
I mean, that's quite realistic, if Harvey Weinstein, Roman Polanki or half of Hollywood is running the place.
@rockspoon6528
@rockspoon6528 3 года назад
It's so realistic it freaking hurts.
@callumbutthole4983
@callumbutthole4983 3 года назад
I can't wait for the Wild Wild West reboot starring Melissa McCarthy and Jodie Whittaker where the robo-spider transforms into a middle aged white banker
@osets2117
@osets2117 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@seanc9520
@seanc9520 3 года назад
The way they eat their own,not surprised if someone out there will complain of whitewash.
@BigDaddy_MRI
@BigDaddy_MRI 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@SpecterVonBaren
@SpecterVonBaren 3 года назад
Dude... now I'm just depressed. You want us all to become Drinker's or something?
@SandraOrtmann1976
@SandraOrtmann1976 3 года назад
Ah no, don't give them ideas! That MIB thing might have been more interesting if the girl wanted to take some kind of revenge and had to face some real struggle...like having to roll with the system first or something and falling in love with Chris. But oh no, he is part of that system that she hates! Now what should she do...at least some kind of character development. And maybe not everything falls into her hands without any kind of attempt. She must be bad at SOMETHING, right? Like mediocre fighting skills, having thoughts about hurting other people...or something. Anyways, I won't waste my time on this as is.
@Eternaldarkness3166
@Eternaldarkness3166 2 года назад
For me, it's just about preserving the Universe these movies were based on. I wasn't too thrilled about the 2nd Independence Day movie, but at least it stayed true to the lore of the Universe it was building off of. This movie does everything to bury it, could have been cool if the daughter was Agent J's daughter before he became a Men in Black Agent and renounced everything. That would have been a cool series, her trying to live up to her father, finding out who her father is, and trying to track down her father. This is why movies like this don't do very well out of the Nostalgia factor, once the Nostalgia bug is lifted, the movie fails on every level.
@mentallyillfinger
@mentallyillfinger Год назад
Man, MiB wasn't just about aliens and flashy visuals, it was about Jay and Kay's relationship with one another. That was the glue keeping that series together. I loved MiB3 and even liked MiB2 but even I knew it had to end there. When I saw this "sequel" I was frankly disgusted
@shipmcgee452
@shipmcgee452 3 года назад
Hemsworth plays the same character in the recent Ghostbusters. The "dumb hunk" sidekick that feminists fantasize about dominating.
@L75hatesshuffle
@L75hatesshuffle 3 года назад
I don't know Hemsworth is like Henry cavill... He's too charming to be mad at him for taking a mediocre role...
@kysike666
@kysike666 3 года назад
Idk why Chris has no balls at all and let them step all over him for money..
@cooljim1376
@cooljim1376 3 года назад
@@kysike666 Obviously his priorities are set more on putting food on the table than whatever it is the film is doing. To be honest, I can't really hold it against him for having that kind of mentality.
@axelord4ever
@axelord4ever 3 года назад
Anyone walking into the acting business HAS to be aware that they won't be able to pick all their roles, and that they will absolutely do characters that run contrary to their own personality and trait, and character that they'll come to despise. Heck, playing against one's own type is a mark of talent, and not that many actors can pull it off. Can't fault him for taking on the role. I mean, wouldn't you have jumped on the idea of playing a prominent character in a MiB movie? Prior to 2019, I sure would have.
@07foxmulder
@07foxmulder 3 года назад
LennyHatesEAP I don’t know, I didn’t find his role in Ghostbusters mediocre. He was one of the only good things about the movie.
@MetalThornTree
@MetalThornTree 3 года назад
"Hilarious!" - Empire "Amazing!" - The Star "It's Shit!" - The critical drinker
@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 2 года назад
And I know who's review i trust most.
@niktorrente6640
@niktorrente6640 2 года назад
2/3 are garbage, 1 is a movie analyst
@TimoRutanen
@TimoRutanen 2 года назад
"I get paid to give great reviews" .. What a cushy job that must be.
@faridjoaquin9074
@faridjoaquin9074 2 года назад
*Shait
@andypenman814
@andypenman814 10 месяцев назад
LOL, nailed it!
@rosmundsen
@rosmundsen 3 года назад
I liked the first MIB, not so much the others. I will probably never see MIB International.
@Klaisak
@Klaisak Год назад
Love how she is SOOO good with weapons, yet still has her finger on the trigger in every scene she is shown with a weapon....
@cjwharton1
@cjwharton1 3 года назад
my 10yo son - after watching the first three MIB movies all the way through - wanted to watch this, and then 20min in decided he wanted to rewatch Dredd instead. makes a father proud :')
@weswolever7477
@weswolever7477 3 года назад
Give that kid a cigar and a whisky
@derekhofstetler3998
@derekhofstetler3998 3 года назад
@@weswolever7477 Might wanna slow down with them there cocktails.
@Fleetches
@Fleetches 3 года назад
Hell yeah, you get a thousand dad points. Now get the kiddo some ice cream.
@yourfatboy5359
@yourfatboy5359 3 года назад
Aww so wholesome
@lyrehartbone1084
@lyrehartbone1084 3 года назад
What a great kid!
@zackreynolds21
@zackreynolds21 3 года назад
In a movie with an infinite universe of possible species, they STILL managed to make the villain...a white man
@randomdude189
@randomdude189 3 года назад
And the protagonist a woman of color albeit very light skinned lol
@maskedstickman7511
@maskedstickman7511 3 года назад
To be honest that also happened in the other movies A white and a black agents fight against an alien that looks like a white human
@samblack5313
@samblack5313 3 года назад
TheSurfinBird 69 What skin was he wearing......... I’ll wait.
@lowhp_comic
@lowhp_comic 3 года назад
@@maskedstickman7511 but they weren't directed with an agenda in mind, and they weren't directed like shit and it made sense
@rockspoon6528
@rockspoon6528 3 года назад
I get your point, but this is an alien in a costume. That it chose a white male to be its disguise should, actually, imply that white males are the least likely to be villains.
@turdle2767
@turdle2767 Год назад
i genuinely appreciate the fact that you are showing cam footage with foreign subs. It's really an expression of it's own and truly genius
@abcdefg5472
@abcdefg5472 7 месяцев назад
just watched this on Netflix (after the MiB Trilogy) and I just sort of knew that I would find a video about it being shit on this channel, and look what we've got here. Absolutely spot on.
@CuppaTeaExe
@CuppaTeaExe 3 года назад
The funny thing is: ever since I went to watch this movie, I forgot I watched it until I was reminded that the movie existed.
@RFSA180
@RFSA180 3 года назад
Mega lolz.
@Cassius1706
@Cassius1706 3 года назад
Lol, I feel you. I can’t even remember if I’ve watched it or not. I have a feeling that I did but I don’t remember anything about it
@patanu
@patanu 3 года назад
Its like the movie mind wiped you after you saw it.
@danielbjorklund2362
@danielbjorklund2362 3 года назад
Well thx for reminding me not to watch it....again.
@Skewrz
@Skewrz 3 года назад
I didn't even know this was a movie until this video showed up lol. Thought it was only 3 movies. I think I will keep pretending there is only 3.
@dennisvo8842
@dennisvo8842 3 года назад
Rey: I'm the greatest Mary Sue in the galaxy Molly: hold my privilege
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 3 года назад
Batwhamen: All male roles will be absolute perfection... when they fit a woman. *falls through a hole* Molly: 🖕🏿
@StsFiveOneLima
@StsFiveOneLima 3 года назад
But does she have 'privilege'? I mean....she's not 'white', since if (apparently) you are part black you classify as 'black' instead of 'white'.....
@voteDC
@voteDC 3 года назад
@@StsFiveOneLima I believe the privilege line is in response to the current trend of having every female main character be hyper competent and near flawless, despite never doing anything to earn that.
@SPTX.
@SPTX. 3 года назад
@@StsFiveOneLima Are white actually privileged though? They don't get all the gibmedats. Is working to pay for other's welfare a privilege? Is being denied the pension funded by your work money a privilege? Is being denied a position because someone with the right skin color (which is never white, or yellow for that matter) applied at the same time as you a privilege?
@b.chaline4394
@b.chaline4394 3 года назад
Mulan 2020 : hold my Qi
@poiuyt975
@poiuyt975 Год назад
I really appreciate that Drinker is capable of entertaining me for almost 15 minutes, while talking about a movie that I didn't even know existed. :-)
@Ladykyra101
@Ladykyra101 Год назад
I remember this movie. I went to the restroom halfway thru and after coming back I literally didn't miss anything. 🤦🏾‍♀️ As one reactor called this movie, "Cinematic Beige." It does nothing. 🙄
@texanplayer7651
@texanplayer7651 3 года назад
Can we talk about the fact she scored a 95% on the first week in Alien Languages? In 5 years I still can't reach a 50% in Spanish and I'm supposed to believe she could learn and speak fluently at least 2 or more alien languages with no roots to any existing languages in our Planet within only 1 week? And then I'm expected to identify myself in her and clap?
@mortuitissedai2085
@mortuitissedai2085 3 года назад
More believable to be fair-some people to have an extraordinary language affinity: and due to the ambiguity of 'alien languages,' I think it's acceptable. Could be wrong.
@stevenscott2136
@stevenscott2136 3 года назад
It might just mean "she got a 95 on this week's exam". I got all A's in Spanish, too, but that doesn't mean the UN would hire me as a translator. Of course, we know this is already more thought than the film crew put into it.
@Slav4o911
@Slav4o911 3 года назад
Spanish is not a challenge, try Japanese. But it seems nothing is a struggle when you're Mary Sue... everything just... works.
@BlueFlagAlpha
@BlueFlagAlpha 3 года назад
@@Slav4o911 or Germany
@leonardoresende3232
@leonardoresende3232 3 года назад
@@mortuitissedai2085 still , you could have the best affinity to be a violin player but you cant even play after 1 week , it is downright impossible in any circumstances to be able to be fluent in a new language on one week no matter how talented you are.
@chucksenhowzen9740
@chucksenhowzen9740 3 года назад
I feel the most bad for Chris Hemsworth. Such a talented actor, why Hollywood hates him to the point of being a dumb Ghostbusters secretary, an incompetent MIB, or even a fat God, we’ll never know...
@RogueFox7050
@RogueFox7050 3 года назад
Hollywood must have a passive-aggressive hate boner for the guy, that’s the only way I can see why they keep doing this to him.
@MirandaSinistra
@MirandaSinistra 3 года назад
He's a box office draw, audiences love him but they hate him. So they'll use him to bring people in but still give him shit material to stick it to the Patriarchy.
@sebicmiel4221
@sebicmiel4221 3 года назад
But then he played a badass mercenary in Extraction :)
@nicosmind3
@nicosmind3 3 года назад
Hes blonde, Swedish, and a male. So that at least 3 reasons for Holywood to hate him over, and probably demand evey day that he apologises for his imaginary privilege
@truestory2990
@truestory2990 3 года назад
He's a good looking Anglo male. That image must be constantly deconstructed, undermined and ridiculed.
@dgeez123z
@dgeez123z 2 года назад
I'll find you on Twitter too but your content is awesome and I appreciate it mate. Always on point to be honest
@joeschmoe3665
@joeschmoe3665 2 года назад
Just rewatched men in black from 1997 and it was a pretty fun action movie, never got why they turned it into a franchise though
@crossbones116
@crossbones116 3 года назад
Chris Hemsworth seems like a cool bloke, and has a nice variety of the characters he's played. Conversely it feels like Tessa Thompson plays *the same* character in literally everything.
@EndOfSmallSanctuary97
@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 3 года назад
As a fellow Australian I’d love to have a beer with him and just hang out. Meanwhile I’d want to stay as far away from Tessa Thompson as possible. I feel like we just wouldn’t get along.
@caseytatum5837
@caseytatum5837 3 года назад
Remember when in the thick middle of the corona virus craze,every other celeb(god i hate that word) went crazy cause of the lack of attention? Meanwhile mr.Hemsworth: nah im good,i actually like this cause i get to spend some time at home in australia with my family and friends Yea that says a lot,hes basically just not part of the whole pedowood circle and seems to be just a genuine good guy with actual values
@fastenedcarrot9570
@fastenedcarrot9570 3 года назад
And that character is an insufferable twat.
@ep3989
@ep3989 3 года назад
She was very different in Annihilation tbh.
@williamschlass4598
@williamschlass4598 3 года назад
@Alabama Man Extraction?
@RogueFox7050
@RogueFox7050 3 года назад
Funny thing is I could actually see Hemsworth’s character being a decent MIB agent in a movie with much better writing and him as the protagonist.
@chicostephenson
@chicostephenson 3 года назад
this could have worked if someone bothered to write a script.
@jothecocopop
@jothecocopop 3 года назад
Me too. Like Drinker said, the movie easily could've had his and Tessa's roles switched around. But, y'know, he isn't "dIvErSe eNuF" or some other bullshit.
@elonmusket5676
@elonmusket5676 3 года назад
@@chicostephenson wasn't there like a script writer for each actor or something like that
@brooklyngal6334
@brooklyngal6334 3 года назад
@@jothecocopop Exactly. I guess they didn't realize that would've been a win for their "muh diversity." Tessa's character would've been the boss over the straight, white man and showing him the ropes, leading him on the wild adventures around the world.
@DarkRipper117
@DarkRipper117 3 года назад
Why wouldn't they continue the formula of giving proper send off to legacy characters like they did before, like Tommy Lee and Will Smith, then this new guy standing for/with Will Smith's character as a trainee....it's not that difficult.
@daltonkay4142
@daltonkay4142 2 года назад
The test was the coolest part of the first MIB. Especially the shooting range scene.
@hollowwoods7130
@hollowwoods7130 2 года назад
It's sad what they did with the plot. The title alone made me so excited. It has an excellent concept. Like, a threat so big they have to reach out to different branches around the world? Yeah pretty damn cool.
@Caboose816
@Caboose816 3 года назад
"You're here, because you're the best of the best. Army Rangers, Navy SEALS, NYPD, FBI, and... You. What have you done? Stumbled on a crash site? My God, you're prefect. Go put on a suit. The rest of you, let's administer this eye test."
@Sousabird
@Sousabird 3 года назад
@Raw Engineer those other candidates were all tested and in competition with each other. Not just handed the job. Also, Zed implies that they disdain the candidates government experience, telling the failures that they're, "everything we expected from years of government training" or something to that effect, so her experience with those agencies isn't worth much, if anything.
@radspencer8187
@radspencer8187 3 года назад
I feel sorry for Liam Neeson. He is like an Irish Sean Bean at this point. In most movies he is in, he either dies or goes evil..
@arthurcooper
@arthurcooper 3 года назад
Yeah, but at least in Batman Begins, the older mentor turned bad guy thing was done well
@zulfirdauszain8810
@zulfirdauszain8810 3 года назад
Guess his bills needed to be paid
@99baji99
@99baji99 3 года назад
It's pronounced "Seen Bean" if you were unsure.
@barefootwalk1798
@barefootwalk1798 3 года назад
If I were Hollywood, I'd cast a guy with his charisma in a role with lasting emotional impact on the protagonist too. Especially if that protagonist is cast for physical appearance or one of the other, ehm, diverse reasons possible, instead of acting ability or fit for the role.
@kolbywilliams6288
@kolbywilliams6288 3 года назад
Neeson is nowhere near as good as Sean Bean, though. He’s decent, but to be honest, it’s mostly just his voice that people want from him.
@samanthablack7990
@samanthablack7990 3 года назад
I have fond memories of this movie, not because of the movie itself but because of the bomb ass convo about anime girls I had on discord after
@frodrickfronkenstien582
@frodrickfronkenstien582 3 года назад
I personal think the era of film is done. I think this is what we are going to get from now on for the most part which makes me sad.
@Kaosxca
@Kaosxca 3 года назад
Hey least we have anime
@frodrickfronkenstien582
@frodrickfronkenstien582 3 года назад
@@Kaosxca if that's your fuckin bag sure.
@SilverAxe13
@SilverAxe13 3 года назад
MiB3 was such a satisfying conclusion to this franchise. But of course, OF COURSE, they couldn’t just let it go. Of course.
@RenegadeVile
@RenegadeVile 3 года назад
Yeah, that movie was surprisingly good. Much better than trilogy enders made over 10 years after the fact.
@thevlaka
@thevlaka 3 года назад
Agreed
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 3 года назад
Renegade Vile Bad Boys For Life would like to have a word with you.
@ferinca7655
@ferinca7655 3 года назад
Just sit back n watch people fall into a never ending put of failure with a chuckle and a whiskey. No need to give such a fuck.
@Roman-eq7ed
@Roman-eq7ed 3 года назад
Agree. Except for the one plot hole that bugged me. Allusion to him meeting the young kid before his recruitment, because in the first film, he was recruited SOLELY based on his athletic aptitude, and surpassed his competition based on his intellectual aptitude.
@derlich09
@derlich09 3 года назад
"Don't ask questions. Just consume product, then get excited for next product." - Jay Bauman
@koreyjeffers6963
@koreyjeffers6963 3 года назад
"You may not have notice...but your brain did"
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 года назад
I Refuse
@karelsmid3860
@karelsmid3860 3 года назад
When the alien bodyguard recognized the main chick i nearly pissed myself laughing
@Raxacoricofallapatorius
@Raxacoricofallapatorius 2 года назад
What I gathered from the personalities of Molly and Henry while watching the movie: *Molly* Literally has no falws and is immediately good at everything with no development, her character is one of the best examples of a Mary Sue I can think of. ( (2:25) She's reading a complex Stephen Hawking novel at the age of like 5 for christ's sake). *Henry* Although he's supposed to act as a mentor of sorts in the movie, Chris Hemsworth pretty much reprises his role as Kevin from Ghostbusters 2016 acting as a cocky comic relief, although they at least tried to lower his stupidity a wee bit for this film. Most of the jokes in the movie were made at the expense of H to further drill it into the audience's brain that it's funny how dumb he is. It's honestly annoying how little character development any of the characters have, especially Molly who (as Critical Drinker mentions) literally joins the MIB and has no other goals or aspirations for the rest of the movie. Basically, please don't waste your time watching this movie. Trust me, watching the originals would be a much better use of your time.
@paoloverdini8374
@paoloverdini8374 3 года назад
So basically the movie ends with Tessa achieving her goal after 30 minutes, and then there are approximately 90 minutes of flashy credits scenes?
@bunnieskitties293
@bunnieskitties293 3 года назад
Might not have been a bad plot to have the entire movie being an outsiders attempt to get into the Men in Black.
@Dreadjaws
@Dreadjaws 3 года назад
15 minutes, not 30.
@osets2117
@osets2117 3 года назад
@@bunnieskitties293 that is a far more interesting concept than what this movie face us
@Rocket5150
@Rocket5150 3 года назад
Literally 12:32 minutes into the movie she's da best whamen agent evar! Non-binary earthlings in dark dress.
@WelshWidgetMan2O1O
@WelshWidgetMan2O1O 3 года назад
Basically.
@Mrman09
@Mrman09 3 года назад
there is no MIB without will smith and Tommy lee should never have been redone
@mattboy2313
@mattboy2313 3 года назад
It's like Pirates of the Caribbean without Johnny Depp. 😐 😐 😐 Too soon?
@pixiedust6630
@pixiedust6630 3 года назад
@@mattboy2313 Too soon 😥
@ianallen738
@ianallen738 3 года назад
@Roman Francis part two sucked so much ass that part three fell into the black hole it left behind in its wake
@jonsturgill8868
@jonsturgill8868 2 года назад
Most sequels and ALL prequels should never been created.
@alqaeda7040
@alqaeda7040 2 года назад
Will Smith is actually really smart, he never accept to a role in a remake movie, Independence Day and Men In black
@warlockceo1549
@warlockceo1549 Год назад
What I didn't get about Molly was that she was done with all her training in the same kind of montage as Will Smith's, as well as getting registered. I honestly thought, at first, that the whole movie was done over the course of two days because I blinked and missed her "training".
@kaladan1890
@kaladan1890 Год назад
i forgot this masterpiece existed until you reminded me....
@dislecsyk991
@dislecsyk991 3 года назад
For all the talk of MIB being simple entertainment, that exchange between them where Kay says "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals" has always stuck with me as one of the most insightful things a film has ever said.
@ChrisPeteG
@ChrisPeteG 3 года назад
100% I reference that line more often than I ever imagined I would.
@MegaCrocosaurus92
@MegaCrocosaurus92 3 года назад
The first Men In Black is a perfect blockbuster! Does everything it should without feeling like you're left hanging at any time. Quick wit, fast pace, lovable characters, fun visuals. A gold standard to live up to!
@drewg4261
@drewg4261 3 года назад
I repeat that quote often.
@whiterabbit75
@whiterabbit75 3 года назад
It certainly explains why Disney Star Wars made so much dosh.
@kamilkisiel6598
@kamilkisiel6598 Год назад
This is reference to Le Bon's book "Psychology of the Masses"...
@robertwilliams2520
@robertwilliams2520 3 года назад
The more I see of Tessa Thompson, the more I wish I'd seen less.
@Adrian-fe8js
@Adrian-fe8js 3 года назад
Yep, she was the main reason I couldn’t wait to never see this movie
@alloxxxsaurus
@alloxxxsaurus 3 года назад
Thank you!
@katemaloney4296
@katemaloney4296 3 года назад
I thought I was the only person who thought that.
@MP-lc7vy
@MP-lc7vy 3 года назад
Honestly it's nothing wrong with her acting. It's just the characters she is type cast as. She was ok in Creed and Sorry to bother You for a supporting role, but she needs to pick something that is atleast somewhat original besides these throwaway sequels that nobody will remember.
@dragonknightleader1
@dragonknightleader1 3 года назад
She's like every other actor of her generation; they're better models than personalities. You go back to earlier movies and those actors had charismatic actors with enormous personalities from Arnold to John Wayne. Then movie buffs bring up someone like Tessa Thompson or Ryan Gosling and I sit there thinking, "these actors aren't so great." That's why Hollywood is trying to drain what charisma is left out of their elder actors like RDJ or Phoenix or Arnold and even that's not working if the movie itself sucks.
@jcohasset23
@jcohasset23 2 года назад
I agree with a comment I saw on another channel that a better thing for the movie would have been having Molly immune to the neuralizer for some reason (maybe she's part alien or something even though it's cliche), she grows up with everyone thinking she's crazy for believing in aliens, and when she finds the MIB they want her to stick around to find out why she's immune and during that time she ends up proving herself as Agent material. Sure it's not original but it's smarter and could make the characters more interesting than they were in this.
@lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282
@lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282 3 года назад
"genuinely made me question why I do this stuff... oh yeah, drinking money" hahahahaha. love it.
@GuiiBrazil
@GuiiBrazil 3 года назад
Just another tragic franchise. Started as a masterpiece, ended as a pop song.
@ninab.4540
@ninab.4540 3 года назад
I'd say Charlie's Angels, but Bad Boys meets that criteria better
@big_lolo_01
@big_lolo_01 3 года назад
@@ninab.4540 I thought that Bad Boys for Life was good. But hey to each their own.
@hardylopez2923
@hardylopez2923 3 года назад
M8 bad boys is goat
@bridgenorton537
@bridgenorton537 3 года назад
Masterpiece? MiB was fun no doubt but not exactly a stroke of perfect cinematic genius
@BlueFlagAlpha
@BlueFlagAlpha 3 года назад
Fast and Furious
@AlexLasson27
@AlexLasson27 3 года назад
This is without a doubt the most aggressively mediocre movie I’ve ever seen. Not only does it stay in its own lane, but it also goes 10 miles under the speed limit. I wish I could neuralize myself so I could forget I ever watched it.
@billlumbergh9251
@billlumbergh9251 3 года назад
Lol than you would watch it again lol sounds awful
@axelhopfinger533
@axelhopfinger533 3 года назад
I wish i had a time machine so i could go back to the 1930s and prevent this whole godawful, soul crushing timeline from ever coming to pass.
@LyaksandraB
@LyaksandraB 3 года назад
I remember when Moana came out, I kind of hated most of it. It was the most cookie cutter, bland, checklist filling Disney movie ever. I watched it again last week, and after all the other garbage from every front I've been subjected to, I found it quite entertaining. I think the media will slowly erode us until we find fun in trash they can churn at the snap of their fingers.
@RevoltingPeasant123
@RevoltingPeasant123 3 года назад
More like 10 miles per hour above stationary.
@user-wj7bu9zv7i
@user-wj7bu9zv7i 3 года назад
no need to neuralize, i forgot it by the time credits rolled
@ethanholgate2512
@ethanholgate2512 Год назад
9:08 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your yawn had me dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@Nick-up5wv
@Nick-up5wv 2 года назад
Oh wow 👏 A great character indeed. She must have "INSPIRED" NRS to do the same thing with Frost... until she became a robot to suddenly help Kronika because... the script needed it to happen. Don't worry NRS. It'll be fine. 😉 Great video as always Drinker 🍺🍻🍺🍻👍
@TheKrensada
@TheKrensada 3 года назад
The best part? when she retires, she is wiped of her memory of the existence of the MIB. so she will have lived her whole life not ever knowing that she ever was a member of the MIB.
@TheKrensada
@TheKrensada 3 года назад
@Roman Francis all real possibilities. Mib has the worst retirement plan.
@Numenorean1
@Numenorean1 3 года назад
@@TheKrensada Better than democrats.
@TheKrensada
@TheKrensada 3 года назад
@@Numenorean1 Zing!
@epicghandi6141
@epicghandi6141 3 года назад
@@Numenorean1 damn libtards, am i right? wanting basic services like medical treatment, workrights and justice without belonging to a rich minority.
@floricel_112
@floricel_112 3 года назад
No man, since she was good and fantastic at her job and didn't need to prove herself since J did and go through the tests, she'll get special treatment and be allowed to retain her memories as part of MiB after retiring and until the day she dies
@Gallowaves
@Gallowaves 3 года назад
Imagine if they had tweaked the plot slightly and had one of her parents die at the beginning of the movie because of an altercation between an alien and the Men in Black. Then she sees them erase her other parent’s memory to cover up the death and she spends her life trying to find this secret organization to prove she wasn’t crazy all along. Years later she sees a report about a ufo and it leads her to encounter the Chris’s character and his partner. She assists them in killing the alien but it results in Chris’s partner dying in the process. Impressed by her skill, Chris takes her back to the Men in Black headquarters to be trained. She struggles at first, but ends up finishing at the top of her class. She’s about to get assigned a partner and it turns out Chris has been waiting on her to finish and personally requested her to be his new partner. They go on work on a case that Chris had been following with his old partner that just so happens to be connected to the events that unfolded in Tessa’s childhood that resulted in the death of her parent. Tessa’s memories from the day her parent died provide new evidence in this dead end case and they both go on to solve it and find closure. I came up with this story in like 5 minutes and it’s already a significantly better plot.
@jacobbenns6090
@jacobbenns6090 3 года назад
Dang broski, id watch that, solid plot
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 3 года назад
A more intimate plot without world-threatening stakes. I dig it, bub.
@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler
@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler 3 года назад
Whassup, fellow Filmento sub.
@johngrepo9976
@johngrepo9976 3 года назад
Be careful, someone in a black suit is coming over with a flashy thing and boom- all over
@Sorain1
@Sorain1 3 года назад
Hell, I like that better then my thoughts on the topic and I took twice as long to write em out.
@SeraphsWitness
@SeraphsWitness Год назад
I like that you compared it to the original and why it fails to match the writing quality. That helps to understand the contrast of characters>
@manipanko9877
@manipanko9877 Год назад
Dude the way you explain shit in your videos are perfect! You're awesome bro!!! Love your videos so accurate! Keep up the good work 🦾
@VulturePilot
@VulturePilot 3 года назад
“Aren’t you glad you lived long enough to watch all your favorite franchises burn to the ground?”
@freezysyahz
@freezysyahz 3 года назад
NOOOOOO
@thubtumbing4
@thubtumbing4 3 года назад
"Feels great, Rich"...
@Eternaldarkness3166
@Eternaldarkness3166 2 года назад
What is left really? lol.
@androidemulator6952
@androidemulator6952 2 года назад
"Some people just want to watch the world burn.." Dont know who said it, but seemed to fit.. :)
@chrisjohnson1049
@chrisjohnson1049 3 года назад
“I’ll be fixing your wagon soon enough.” That is the quote of the week.
@lawrencet83
@lawrencet83 3 года назад
The drinker has some of the best one liners with that drunken Scottish accent! 4:48
@igodreamer7096
@igodreamer7096 3 года назад
love it
@HNedel
@HNedel 3 года назад
yeah, can't wait for that one!
@rorygillmore6555
@rorygillmore6555 7 месяцев назад
Im so glad that I'm finally not even hearing about these movies from anywhere other than the horrible reviews... No Will Smith, no Tommy Lee Jones. Why even bother? So tired of being disappointed by Hollywood.
@tonyp.5985
@tonyp.5985 4 месяца назад
Having a Lexus be the "new hotness" in this movie is akin to the South Park episode where Satan has to settle for an Acura cake because Bundy, Gacy, and Dahmer ruined the Ferrari one! XD
@agentcarter2219
@agentcarter2219 3 года назад
Poor Chris Hemsworth...first Ghostbusters 2016 and now this...smh
@richtifilmpalast5373
@richtifilmpalast5373 3 года назад
His agent must be like: *cough*.... "Naaah... i'll bee fiiine...!!" *cough* *continuingcountingdamoneeeey*
@chrisj403
@chrisj403 3 года назад
Yeah, he's probably not very happy with his agent
@fattiger6957
@fattiger6957 3 года назад
I guess he doesn't care that he's basically the male Megan Fox as long as he gets a paycheck. Objectification of woman = bad. Objectification of guys = A Okay.
@PrechtGaebolgHades
@PrechtGaebolgHades 3 года назад
Well his extraction movie was good.
@normadgarmez7026
@normadgarmez7026 3 года назад
Not to mention Fat Thor in Avengers Endgame. I'm like he's a god, not a super human like Hawkeye, Iron Man, and Black Widow.
@julius-stark
@julius-stark 3 года назад
The answer to all your questions about Molly boils down to her being a strong independent woman of color which negates the need for training, vetting, or character building.
@RanMouri82
@RanMouri82 3 года назад
The irony being that she's a walking stereotype. Yay progress.
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 3 года назад
It's fucking irritating. My little sister's about the same colour as Tessa. Looks kinda like her. She's busted her ass for everything she's got, and the world keeps busting her back down for it, but she keeps on slugging. She doesn't need role models who are perfect and get everything handed to them. She needs role models who fight and struggle and overcome.
@beyondedgeverse1139
@beyondedgeverse1139 3 года назад
@@jeremytitus9519 Yeah, but that's not the plan. This dumb, entitled attitude actually undermines the idea that you have to work for things, which is how the world is. There aren't many really positive role-models in media at all and you know that, that's why you're on RU-vid, watching real people create content instead of watching that shit.
@5217tuber
@5217tuber 3 месяца назад
“Just consume the product. Forget about it, and move on.” Truer words regarding modern media may never have been spoken.
@Rory-ny4ot
@Rory-ny4ot Год назад
"What's with Sony movies and dance scenes" *Intense Morbious flashbacks*
@fgjfjdfghjsfghjsfj
@fgjfjdfghjsfghjsfj 3 года назад
She's a woman, of course she is qualified, like in all movies these days. Got to get them gender quotas and representation. Saying she isn't would be saying all women "of color" are unqualified. God forbid they have a flaw...and a character arch. How would anyone identify with the character if they didn't share gender and skin color.. I dunno.. maybe character?
@biggiebaby3541
@biggiebaby3541 3 года назад
Be careful, that kind of talk will get a city burnt down...
@fattiger6957
@fattiger6957 3 года назад
Hollywood seems to forget that Will Smith and Eddie Murphy were once two of the biggest stars in the world and, in their best movies, they were never shown to be perfect.
@Liverpool-1892.
@Liverpool-1892. 3 года назад
@@fattiger6957 exactly had nothing to do with their colour, obviously they commented on their skin as comedy but also they were genuinely amazing actors
@trequor
@trequor 3 года назад
Why was representation so much better in the 80s? Remember how cool it was to see Sarah Connor develop from a damsel in distress to a badass warrior? Remember seeing Ripley go from lone survivor to heroic defender? Man, those were good times
@fgjfjdfghjsfghjsfj
@fgjfjdfghjsfghjsfj 3 года назад
@@trequor because these days they seem to focus on pushing ideology down your throat first, everything else second. Story/characters are just the tools, not the product
@paulwick8307
@paulwick8307 3 года назад
What an acting powerhouse! Even when Tessa isn’t killing it as an emotionless plank of wood....she can still, somehow summon the raw emotions of a completely separate plank of wood. Don’t underestimate diverse female character 1!
@weswolever7477
@weswolever7477 3 года назад
The poster girl for erectile disfunction acceptance
@lorddrayvon1426
@lorddrayvon1426 2 года назад
Is one a good actor if they are amazing at playing the self insert shit 2010's protagonist? Like, you're a horrible actor but you're amazing at playing this very wooden role?
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 года назад
Tessa is actually a great actress. This movie is crap sure but she isn't. Just watch Westworld and Annihilation for starters.
@kman9884
@kman9884 2 года назад
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 She wasn’t good in Westworld, though.
@lizzydevoy9778
@lizzydevoy9778 2 года назад
😂
@RandomAwesomeDude
@RandomAwesomeDude Год назад
One of the best moments of the original MIB was that we SAW Will Smith have to go through multiple tests of intellect and skill, showing how he is unique in his own style. But f*ck it, Valkyre can just get accepted because she wanted to If I went to NASA and was like "I think space is cool, hire me" they'd piss laughing and kick my ass out
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 2 года назад
When I asked my 7-year-old (who loves the original) if he wanted to see this, he said "Why is 'international' a big deal when you hunt aliens from other galaxies!?" Phew. My kid is not a Republican.
@SirCaustic0
@SirCaustic0 3 года назад
Molly has grown up into Tessa Thompson, the most cruel fate that could ever befall a little vulnerable girl.
@raghu5657
@raghu5657 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@caiusmadison2996
@caiusmadison2996 3 года назад
Its Tessa Thompson; Cuties Sympathizer. Get it straight!
@UltimateThanos
@UltimateThanos Год назад
I’d say becoming a Hollywood actress is a much worse fate.
@jeremyusreevu237
@jeremyusreevu237 Год назад
At least she didn't grow up into Amy Schumer.
@trolleriffic
@trolleriffic Год назад
@@jeremyusreevu237 Or Brie Larson. Nobody deserves that fate
@lbaker3602001
@lbaker3602001 3 года назад
The way I got this position is; I'm, Entitled, Privileged, and a Woman. How did you get your position?
@jimthompson8947
@jimthompson8947 3 года назад
I kissed her ugly cheek.
@petricaleksa
@petricaleksa 3 года назад
you could have just said "im a woman" and it would mean the same
@andrewstafford123
@andrewstafford123 3 года назад
You forgot a person of color
@adamkalb1
@adamkalb1 3 года назад
Privileged how? There is white privilege, and male privilege, so what other privilege could Tessa possibly have?
@petricaleksa
@petricaleksa 3 года назад
@@adamkalb1 male privilege ahahaha this guy
@joelspringman523
@joelspringman523 7 месяцев назад
"It's sh!t€, being Scottish!" 🤣😂
@liammcnulty1987
@liammcnulty1987 Год назад
How is Tessa getting all these large roles? The "all women are queens" line was awful.
@williamwallace3780
@williamwallace3780 3 года назад
Would like to see a Tessa Thompson biopic that details her signing a contract with the devil to become famous and forgetting to ask for talent.
@MASTEROFEVIL
@MASTEROFEVIL 3 года назад
Ha
@sarasunshinemt4444
@sarasunshinemt4444 3 года назад
That would be 99% of Hollywood's "talent" right there.
@ReginLeif
@ReginLeif 3 года назад
Never even heard of her. What's she been on?
@itsamematt9618
@itsamematt9618 3 года назад
@Regni Leif shes been on, coke, ecstasy, Heroin and. OH you mean movies Ha yeah um she was that Valkyrie chick from Thor 3 and Nothing else.
@ahsanjaved83
@ahsanjaved83 3 года назад
At least Will Smith was a cop before he was recruited
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 2 года назад
"N-Y-P-D means I will Nock Yo Punk-ass Down!"
@MiniLemmy
@MiniLemmy 7 месяцев назад
This movie is legitimately the only movie that I have found it physically impossible to watch without falling asleep - it’s that boring! You’re right, I get the feeling it was meant to capitalise on the onscreen chemistry of Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thomson in Thor Ragnorok, only that chemistry didn’t come across in this movie
@storm0fnova
@storm0fnova 3 года назад
the kind of Mary sue stuff is relatable to young women because through no effort of their own, they are desired by many. but of course that won't last
@Lobsterwithinternet
@Lobsterwithinternet 3 года назад
Diversity Hire: The Movie.
@whiterabbit75
@whiterabbit75 3 года назад
Oh, you mean the Disney Star Wars trilogy?
@Lobsterwithinternet
@Lobsterwithinternet 3 года назад
@@whiterabbit75 No, that’s Self-Insert Fanfiction: The Movie. Totally different films.
@emiliomanueldepedro9650
@emiliomanueldepedro9650 3 года назад
Even if you change Tessa Thompson for a male, caucasian and heterosexual guy, the film would've still be bad recieved.
@keyan1219
@keyan1219 3 года назад
A Real Lobster With An Internet Connection is it me or is she supposed to be like super intelligent cuz she’s reading A brief history of time I dunno it just seems like “guys we have super smart black women pliz watch”
@fattiger6957
@fattiger6957 3 года назад
@@keyan1219 Yeah, I noticed that too. Remember when Will Smith's character was a relatable everyman? Now, we have a super perfect, genius as a 6 year old, does no wrong, better than everyone 'Woman of Colour'. Yeah, way better than stupid things like being able to empathize with a character as you see them grow.
@thesupremeatheistintellect64
@thesupremeatheistintellect64 3 года назад
Men In Black doesn't sound very inclusive, it needs to be re-titled People In Black.
@MsDavid47
@MsDavid47 3 года назад
You cant say black its African american.
@ahmataevo
@ahmataevo 3 года назад
People of Color in Clothing of Color!
@High99222
@High99222 3 года назад
Women in black please, otherwise is sexist (sarcasm)
@motherurck7542
@motherurck7542 3 года назад
They made that joke in the movie....
@therabman_5606
@therabman_5606 3 года назад
Gender fluid humans wearing black
@nomadmarauder-dw9re
@nomadmarauder-dw9re 7 месяцев назад
I've got it. This is a remake of The Tourist. Which at least never pretended to be anything more than a romp around 2 pretty people in a lot of pretty locations. You're welcome.
@inquisition3173
@inquisition3173 Год назад
I died with the hardcut to Trainspotting "ITS SHITE BEIN SCOTTISH" xD
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