Metal Wolf Chaos XD: The Kotaku Review 

When Tim says "Story Time", you better believe I buckle the HECK up.

Please allow Tim Rogers©️to review more games Thank you and Godspeed

Sometimes it feels like Tim Rogers is the only person alive qualified to review a particular video game

I love devolver digital. I love Tim Rogers. Somebody make this deal happen!

Man, I know I comment this a lot, but I really appreciate what ya do. You're one of the few "things" that gets me to literally, audibly laugh out of my hole at. "Its weird" - but got all the endings - is so gold.

[extremely pitched-down tim rogers voice] truck heck

"You are the choir, and I know you like it when I preach to you." O-Oh jeez.

How to get me to buy a game: Tim Rogers says it's good I buy it Oh shit it is good

This is my favorite thing ever. Is he always like this? Because I'm about to marathon the HECK outta this channel right now

TRUCK HECK GOTY 202X Great review btw

tim im sure im telling you stuff you already know but TRUCK HECK is truly a great name, and I'm really taken by how much better of a name TRUCK HECK is compared to the obvious synonym TRUCK HELL. Part of it is how the consonance of the "CK" at the end of both TRUCK and HECK creates a good mouthfeel to say, and also that HECK is a funnier word than HELL. Although I get the feeling you have spent years crafting such a title, so this is probably all obvious surface level reading of TRUCK HECK. great video by the way.

Tim is such a painfully talented storyteller. I could listen to him talk about anything. He has a gift, and there’s nothing more I want in this life than to continually have him make videos and share these wonderful stories that make any day better. I love you, Tim.

I like the point that campiness needs a certain form of sincerity peole are too afraid to strive for today. Better put everything in "postmodern irony" so were safe no matter what happens.

god hand, deadly premonition, nier and mwc XD. the four cornerstones of modern videogaming.

I feel obligated to salute the date who got all the endings in Breath of Fire V in two weeks, even as a person who doesn't really play JRPGs

This video review literally made me smarter.

Tim you have to know I found the "Widescreen Dragon Quarter" gag with the hideously stretched out box art extremely funny.

This may be my favorite of your videos. It's at least my favorite in quite a while. Thanks!

This was a truly exceptional and riveting review of metal wolf chaos. 10/10

This is easily one of the best reviews I have ever seen. I'm buying this game when I get home.

I was in japan 05-08 your japan stories brought back alot of memories lol. I had a lot of friends go out and by those shirts

Dear Devolver Digital employees who will end up watching this video, thank you. But to the enlightened one who dives into the depths of the comments. Do it. Find a way to give Tim 4 million dollars so he can grace the world with Truck Heck and maybe even get him in the writers room for your next E3 event. That'd be great!

Time for a Kotaku review- STORY TIME -as Tim proceeds to recount, from photographic memory, every gonzo personal life story around the game.

18:15 for Breath of Fire V: Dragon Quarter anecdote

Everytime I want to call and tell Fork Parker how amazing the Serious Sam franchise is, they always say he's not available. I'm beginning to question if he actually exists at all!

OMG I'M ONLY 10 MINUTES IN. I thought it was over. Then it starts back up. This is an insane review. Kotaku, I will sub to your RU-vid channel now.

This is one of the best videos on youtube

Thank you for the holiday-themed dose of Tim Rogers, Tim Rogers.

well i just finished watching this, but i guess i'll watch it again?

Really enjoyed this review. Great job.

Your videos and your writing are a gift. Please keep it up.

I'm saluting right now, with tears flowing dawn my eyes. Wonderfully said, sir!

This was a delightful review, Tim.

Thank you for shouting out my favorite game of all time, PANZER DRAGOON ORTA. Otogi too, for that matter. Great content as always

i might put this review on loop

Thank you for this video, I love it.

Y'all got that Madden!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is just amazing! I've asked that exact phrase at least 5 times in 5 years!!

Great video as always, thanks

Tim! How do we pressure the world to love and make more Otogi games?!

This is the best Truck Heck/Dragon Quarter review I've ever seen. Ok...maybe second best. Forbes had tighter editing in theirs.

This is one of my favourite videos by Tim Rogers and that is saying something

... 30+ years old eating a mixing bowl of mac & cheese at 3am watching this video feeling really called out

i want a big loud heavy metal giant robot beefcake game where it's not clunky at all & smooth af because you're an ace pilot or something like that. then midway through the game your dude has a nervous breakdown, or dies or something, and the controls abruptly become clunky

When you find out that literally every gem I ever loved is one of Tim’s favorites 😂

This is your best video yet.

My favorite thing about Tim Rogers video content are the always fascinating, frequently funny, occasionally poignant, not-patented-because-a-patent-doesn’t-exist-for-them Tim Rogers Interludes. This one did not disappoint. What I can say is that this game does indeed look weird, but cool. Weird cool. Smash that like button. Punch it, Chewbie.

I adore this man.

LOVE Dragon Quarter, so glad it had 5 min shoutout in the vid

A guy who mentions Takako Minekawa in a video game review deserves all praise.

finally got my physical copy! been waiting for this since my xbox wouldn't play the sound right on my burned disc... thanks SBF RIP in peace in peace stufflords!

Saw this game being reviewed and I knew in my BONES Tim was going to review it. 12 seconds in, I was not disappointed by the greeting.

Thank you for your service Tim. 🖖

Dragon Quarter is one of my favorite video games. I still don't understand how underrated that game is it has everything. Time looping (as long as you have the ungimped EU version), a fairy management minigame, more pathos than you can reasonably expect to fit in the boot my 2007 subaru liberty. The main character also has goggles that I always unreasonably wanted to have even though I would never have the shonen protagonist confidence to wear them.

this is the perfect review

How am I taking this seriously, I'm not complaining but this is too amazing.

Tim has anyone ever told you, you're literally my favorite person

Just inject these Tim living in Japan anecdotes into my veins!

This was beautiful.

I'm trying to figure out a non-creepy way to beg Tim to marry me. Any ideas?

Good video. I watched the whole thing and I would not have minded more...

More reviews like this please

(my review of this review): an easter egg hunt of good vibes except the good vibes are delicately placed in a soft purple basket and yielded unto you with the grace and delight of a frolicking deer

I think you mean "When I worked at one of the 4 stores in the 1990s that would eventually merge into Gamestop"

Kotakus golden boy, it is good that he left that sinken ship Kotaku and regular video game journalism became

entertaining review btw

YESS - the perfect game for Tim to review and talk about. "The writing was the idiotic product of hams falling on typwriters" Also, cant wait for TRUCK HECK, man. Feels like years since i first heard about it!

If you listen closely, this has the best recorded occurrence of "I was born stupid" @ 20:25

best reviewer for anything

i forgot i was watching a review of metal wolf chaos at some point in this video

I had most those Xbox games you showed bar Steel Batalion back in the day.

I feel like if I ever met Tim Rogers, I probably wouldn't like him much. That being said, I could watch one of these videos every day. I'm not sure what that means. Maybe I'm a bad person. At any rate, I think you should let Tim Rogers make more videos similar to this one, assuming he's willing to do so.

The video so nice I liked it twice

Great review, you've convinced me! I will play Breath of Fire V: Dragon Quarter.

Pure distilled Tim Rogers right here. :) This one is a classic.

This video is great.

How are there 10 minutes left in this video? Everything that could be said about EVERYTHING has already been said!

"The Valhalla of Mavenhood"

Only played the demo version and me and my friend just can't stop giggling at the cheesy one liners. Would play this again in a heart beat.

amazing video

Awesome

Some days I do not laugh out loud. Other days I watch a new Tim Rogers video.

I was upset that Tim didn't review this - turns out the thumbnail is just missing his trademark styling! yay Tim! Wait... did something change in the matrix..?

Truck Heck- an Epic James Stewart exclusive.

Didn't expect to be coming out the other side of this video needing to finally finish Breath of fire Dragon Quarter but here we are. Time to step it the F up

In an age where the super best friends broke up, we get a mwc port

I've watched this 3 times.

God I fucking love you Tim Rogers

I love this video and the only thing that could have possibly made it better is if when Tim was discussing the football cannon, the opening horn blasts of Monday Night Football played. T R U C K H E C K

This owns

Tim Rogers Story Mode is my favorite.

Only Metal Wolf Chaos could make less sense (and thus perfect sense in its depiction of the US) than the meandering of this video's narration. It's the perfect review.

"Mixing Bowl" "Mac n Cheese" "Will not die hungry" well that's fer hecking sure

SHE GOT EVERY ENDING

One thing is for sure...this reviewer is a bigger from software fan then i could ever be

I freckin love T.Rog

I liked the video, I was just confused because it was neither clearly stated who is talking to me nor what day it is.

My only real criticism of this game having played a few levels so far is that the sound design is weirdly thin, it sounds like a bunch of sound effects are just straight up missing to the point where I couldn't tell if it was a bug with the port or if it was that way originally. That and the game is locked to 30fps even on PC but that's just a small "well it's a tad disappointing" type complaint I'm not pulling a framerate police here. I just want every game to run at my monitor's 165hz refresh rate, high framerates have spoiled me.

Man im not a Laugh Out Loud kinda guy but the cotton candy and tater tots line made me heartedly chuckle

i can kind of see the dna from this and other from games that wen into Demon's Souls

ending music is good. like the soundtrack of a woody allen film about football (futbol)