MGS3 Best Playthrough - Compact Edition 

This has to be the best Abridged version of mgs3 I've ever seen

34:17 Playing the Snake Eater theme backwards when Snake climbs down the latter was a nice touch there.

"You tend to twist your recoil to absorb the elbow to absorb the revolver technique." So that's how Ocelot became pretty good.

Fuckin masterpiece

I just realized everyone around Volgin is a spy, except Volgin

“Put on your mask” “Never” yea this aged well

Ocelot: "No i have no interest in women" Snake: "You're pretty gay"

Zero: "Jack i've got some important news, virtuous mission" Snake: "Virtual mission?" Zero: "Virtuous mission" Snake: "Virtuous mission" Zero: "Sokolov" Snake: "Sokolov?" Zero: "Sokolov Sokolov afraid" Snake "Afraid?" Zero: "Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov, Sokolov" Snake: "Sokolov?" Zero: "That's right, Sokolov Sokolov" Snake: "Sokolov?" Zero: "Yes" Snake: "Got it"

15:23 Snake: "First of all, Feeding ramp, slide, frame, front strap, sight system, superior target sighting capability, ring hammer, cocking control, grip safety, thumb safety, trigger guard, finger acess, trigger pull, magazine well, magazine catch button, mainspring housing, cocking serrations." Sigint: "Man you got a problem."

"Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov" "Sokolov?" "Sokolov."

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you for your service.

Now we know why Zero started everything. Snake ate the Tsuchinoko, so he sought revenge. Simple as that

"He's going to talk. He's been trained to break."

2:26 This is Snake, I've made it to the sneaking point. I didn't think so. I didn't think you thought so. Hehehe. HAHAHAHA. This is why I subscribed 😂

Volgin: "There's a spy at the base" The boss: no shit Ocelot: no shit EVA: no shit Snake: no sh- wait what?

Sokolov: "It's called hentai and it's art."

"Just what are you doing there?" "Heh, Knife-Gun, pretty good."

To this day, the game of rock, paper scissors between the boss and snake is, hands down, the best cutscene in the series to me. Knowing that the extra scenes exist only because the devs were screwing around and Kojima loved them makes them so much better

nobody: skullface whenever someone says who: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"What about the sentries?" *hehehehe* "I see." Laughed so hard

50:25 Ocelots extremely spliced laugh makes me lose it

Sigint: "Hey, you got an M1911A1!" The Boss dismantles it in a second "AH HELL NAH!" Best part

Paramedic: Hey Snake, don't eat that, it's poisono- Snake: *munch* Damnit Paramedic, it was poisoned! Paramedic: *i give up*

The DSP clips in the swamp was so realistic. I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually his gameplay.

This video... How does it taste like?

8:46 Bites the piece of wood. " *tasty* "

I love how he summarizes every exposition dump by just focusing on the key words and it somehow makes more sense.

3:30 Zero: Good work Snake. Snake: Roger. Zero: What about the sentries? Snake: Hehehehe... Zero: I see.... Kills me every time....

concentrated edition for maximum meme effect

Take a shot every time Ocelot says Bitch. If you survive, you're the new Big Boss.

Now i cant take mgs seriously

i just fkn loved all of this

17:29 Krab Battle 22:38 Best part is that he has almost nothing but poison dart frogs to eat 25:38 Snake's brittle bones 51:10 EVA's tape

22:35 Under no circumstances are you to- Eating sounds lmao I want some more! Teapot sounds

My first playtrough in MGS3 "I am gonna dont kill nobody" Second playtrough 23:46

3:46 "Sokolov, try to remember some basics of CQC" had me rolling bruh💀

6:09 Game: Ocelot is dead. Ocelot: BOSS ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!

Snake, we're sending you to infiltrate a secret compound *A secret compound?* But there's a problem *A problem?* You'll have to sneak in *Sneak in?* Here, look at this map *_THIS MAP?_*

*Deaths/Time Paradoxes:* 1. 0:52 Snake failed his HALO jump and missed the landing, plummeting to his death. 2. 2:50 Following his Venom Snake subconsciousness, Naked Snake tossed a frag grenade into Sokolov’s safe room in Rassvet, killing Sokolov. 3. 2:55 Snake caught Sokolov looking at adult magazines. Out of curiosity, Snake shot a tranq at Sokolov, knocking him out so he can look at the magazines. Minutes later, Sokolov woke up and already spotted Snake looking at sexy thots on his mags. Joining together, Snake ignored the Virtuous Mission and spent the rest of the day on pornographic magazines. 4. 6:08 Snake kills Major Ocelot, causing a time paradox and wiping Revolver Ocelot’s existence in the future. 5. 6:45 The Pain used the Power of Hornets, but misaimed it on The Boss, causing her to jump off the bridge and set off her microbomb inside her to explode. 6. 9:00 Snake and The Boss play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Both competed each other and hoping to find out who wins. Snake used his mind trick to beat The Boss, causing her to become a sore loser. In her frustration, she ignored any precautions and used a tactical nuclear warhead against Snake, killing him, Major Ocelot, Volgin, EVA, The Cobra Unit, Sokolov and The Boss herself. 7. 11:27 Planning to eat The Boss’ horse, Para-Medic stopped Snake from harming the animal. GRU soldiers seized Snake to capture him, compromising Operation Dick Eater. 8. 13:06 Sokolov got trapped by his own seductive clone, somehow causing a time paradox. 9. 14:35 Tempted by Naked Snake’s bluff, Major Ocelot shot him fatally in the chest with his engraved Fiddle Action Army Revolver, killing him. EVA managed to escape from Ocelot. However, it didn’t change the fact that Operation Dick Eater failed. 10. 15:58 Ignoring Major Zero’s warning, Snake ran right into the electrified Barb wire, killing him. 11. 16:05 Under the possession of DarkSydePhil, Naked Snake slowly sank into quicksand and eventually drowned, thanks to Phil’s incompetence. 12. 17:30 Snake encountered the Cave Krab Demon, after many attempts to kill the monster and trying to get Para-Medic’s support, the Cave Demon slaughtered Snake. 13. 18:06 Snake compromised Operation Dick Eater by questioning Cobra Unit’s reason of the Allied victory of World War II. 14. 19:46 After Snake prematurely neutralised him, The End exploded, which caused the one of the wheels of his wheelchair to fly up in the air and then land right into Snake’s head, knocking him out and drown whilst submerged in the water. 15. 21:16 Snake died from one of The Fear’s darts coated in AIDS. 16. 22:34 After Snake ate the Tsuchinoko, Major Zero got so pissed, that he destroyed the entire world with his explosive rage. 17. 23:00 The End literally made the game, as well as Operation Dick Eater to end. 18. 25:08 EVA punched Snake in the face magically through his radio so hard, she gave him skull fracture, killing him instantly. 19. 25:31 With sheer stupidity, Snake ate a spatsa mushroom, making himself unconscious and fall all the way back to where he climbed the ladder from, ending his life. 20. 25:39 Snake decided to eat the Spatsa again, but only this time, only being a couple of steps off the ground. Knocked out from eating the mushroom, Snake fell back onto the ground and somehow... died? 21. 27:55 With DumbSackPhil using his possession again, he promoted Snake to fall off the mountain range of Krasnogorje, killing himself. 22. 28:04 Same results as before. Seriously, get good, DipShitPhil. 23. 28:21 Because of The Fury’s self destruction in the underground tunnel, Snake died from the collapsing rubble before he could escape. 24. 29:25 After finishing his business with Raikov, Snake gunned him down like the filthy dog he was, and accidentally compromised Dick Eater. 25. 37:43 Snake accidentally set the C3 to immediately explode, destroying the entire world, alongside himself, and creating a massive time paradox. 26. 42:47 Volgin hit an aircraft, causing the Shagohod to flip all around the field and Volgin to fall out of his ride. Just as he thought he had Snake, Volgin got his ass hit by Major Ocelot, sending the maniac right into the sky and explode in the middle of the air, creating a time paradox where Volgin and Venom Snake never met during the events of MGSV. 27. 44:40 Following EVA’s dumb plan, Snake got himself trapped by the Shagohod’s corkscrew treads. After having his Camo ripped off and his body crushed, Snake quickly died from his internal injuries. 28. 46:36 Ignoring his objectives and feeling insulted about his box, Snake executed EVA via throat slit, causing a time paradox. 29. 47:29 The Boss ordered another tactical on the field so that both she and Naked Snake can die together. 30. 48:40 Liquid/Ocelot jumped off from his flying platform in attempt to get inside the aircraft Snake and EVA were in, but ended up throwing himself through the other door and fall right into the lake, killing himself from impact.

"Roses are red Violets are blue" "What if I'm a spy Or you"

This video, is the most memetastic smorgasbord of sex appeal I have come across in my travels.

0:17 '''Put on your mask'' Snake: Never! Watching this in 2021 gives it a whole different meaning XD

Object: exists Volgin: 100 BILLION DOLLARS

6:08 when Ocelot blames you for killing Ocelot

I just add my favorites here: 2:16 tree frog 2:27 I've made it to the sneaking point. 5:15 wtf is this shit 5:32 revolver technique 6:47 the joy 7:28 our country 8:18 bandana 8:47 tasty 10:30 relax blyat 10:43 snake's scream lol 11:54 ayy u got m191181 15:41 poison dart frog 16:05 dsp 17:28 black face paint 17:30 crab battle 19:50 the end 19:57 SNAKE KIICK 20:00 XMEM116MX16E1 23:15 no scope 23:47 america! fuck yeah! 25:15 ladder 26:21 Do it! Do it! Do it! Yes! Yes! Yeeessss! 27:56 How do I get down there? 29:24 sins of the father 30:27 ah hell nao 31:58 he's going to talk. he's been trained to break. nyehehehahahhaa! 33:06 ah hell nao 33:39 sigint shit grin laugh 35:49 wipe this meme from the face of the earth. Memes, Jack! 38:28 damn! 40:19 damn! 42:46 flying volgin 46:06 shiiit! 48:02 you beat the boss with a fucking cigarette spay lol! 48:41 ocelot jump 52:05 looooooooooooooooool

13:18 her name is Minet? Which mean "Cunnilingus" in some easterneuropean language? noice

32:46 Volgin: Taking a fancy to her eh ocelot? Ocelot: No I have no interest in women... *IM GAY*

I love how Ocelot Basically calls Everyone A Bitch In This Playthrough

Literally the best god damn thing I’ve ever seen

"Just what are you doing there?" "Heh, Knife. Gun. _PRETTY GOOD_ "

I've watched this like 20 times by now, I just noticed the scientist in the middle turns his head when snake asked "Afraid?" Like he was surprised too

20:00 Sigint: "Snaake, you got an XMEM116MX16E1" Snake: "Got it" Gets me every time

Just the thought of Ocelot running away repeatedly yelling “BITCH” never fails to crack me up

Came here because they're remaking the *best* Metal Gear game. And I had to at least pay tribute to the video that helped me fall in love with the series.

"There's just one problem" -"What is it?" -"You need to be GAY to get in" technicallythetruth

I have two questions 1. Why did I watch this whole thing 2. Why was it the best video I've ever seen

40:49 missed opportunity for Snake to say, "I WANT SUM MOAR!!"

6:16 *hears sound in distance* “LIQUID!”

38:49 During the last great war, America, *C H I N A* , and the Soviet Union. Philosophers' Legacy. Philosophers' Legacy. Philosophers' Legacy. Legacy. Hong Kong. The Shagohod. The Boss. _The Boss._ The Philosophers' LEgacy. Trump. *Trump.* The Shagohod. The Shagohod. The Legacy. America lost *_ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS._*

2:56 "You must be Ames" *Time paradox* Missed chance

We need a best playthrough of Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2. Got it?

The Chinese Motorcycle gets me everytime.

2:27 I didn’t think so, I didn’t think you thought so. That was perfect. This whole video is, but that part is some smooth editing

15:40 Paramedic's "I give up" is golden.

"Snake what are you doing" "I'm in a box" *AH HELL NAW*

We NEED an updated version from Delta.

48:41 That's my favorite moment for sure.

12:49 Snake - Kept You Waiting Huh? Snake - Who are the Patriots? SNAKE - WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS? Skull Face - WHOOOOOOOO????????? *DEAD*

The fact these get more chaotic everytime brings me back each time. A masterpiece. 100 BILLION DOLLARS!!

37:05 "You're gonna get wet again." "That's what she said. *CHINESE MOTORCYCLE NOISES*" I cried for the laughs.

27:07 when you playing engineer and your buildings start dying out of nowhere

42:53 ¡A beautiful flying like a bird! Volgin: SNAKE!!!!!! Isn't over yet *landing in the ground* I'm not finished ye... *ocelot stomped with a bike* *Volgin fly and explodes* Me: it's beautiful.

“Did you find food?” “Yeah..” “Do you know how to eat it?” *...*

I love how passive aggressive Snake is towards Para-Medic and how Sigint is the only sane person. And the Kaz *BITCH* scream fits Ocelot's character like a glove in this game.

Imagine if someone took a shot every time Ocelot said B*tch and is still ok. Ocelot: PRETTY GOOD

I absolutely love the moment at 34:55 where he just goes up to the surface takes a breath and yells "LIQUID!" then proceeds to drown, or well almost drown

48:42 His sound and cutscene is laugh me to death XDXDXDXD.

I come back to this video a lot

"He's seen my 100 BILLION DOLLARS! We can't let him live." Yes.

"It's been 18 hours..." I just imagine him earlier that day trying to impress The Boss.

Your knowledge of the memes in this franchise is biblical… match that with just as good editing skills and this is ridiculously good!

Thank God this channel exists; all the contents here are absolutely fantastic! My congratulations for all this work, I would not have developed an interest and a greater love for Metal Gear if it were not for you. Thank you very much. And greetings from Brazil.

Meme war 2: *Ended* Meme war: *Start* Me: *Confused Screaming*

Ayo this video needs to be remade when Metal gear solid triangle comes up.

whens metal gear RADN 2 sons of LIBERTY

The 3ds version of MGS3 is by far the definitive versions if you only factor in the mechanics. It gets the Peace walker's crouch walk mechanic.

Im just here after the annoucement of metal gear solid 3 remake, honestly i cannot wait anymore, and its only been one day since 😭😭😭

*Boss slaps Ocelot* "Boss those are just kids dont hurt them" Me: *dies of laughing* oof

“So this is the legendary BİTCH !!!”

Ocelot (TPP): _That is enough! Boss have you lost your mind!?_ Campbell: Time Paradox!

The Chinese motorcycle makes me laugh every single time

25:13 I felt such power and emotion in this fight. Truly this is Kojima's finest work, and I declare this to be the greatest boss fight of all time!!!

"Alright, for this playthrough of Phantom Pain, I won't get into that many combat encounters." *_5 minutes later in the 1st mission_* 23:45

Since when rock paper scissors fight become so intense?😂 9:00

0:50 is the canon ending

I was at 36:29 and decided to skip ahead a bit and immediately went into 37:47 I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

2:26 It should be illegal that there's a whole hour of this brilliance.

6:37 Searching for the doujin

I rewatch this sometimes to observe this absolute masterpiece and slowly get more and more references

Dude this is honestly one of, if not the best Metal Gear Video I have ever seen! You had Hi I'm Daisy's Lets Destroy series in there, Crab Battle, Metal Gear Awesome, AND you captured so much stuff that literally most fans of the series would be like omg I know that reference. To top it off it's funny as shit! Please do more of these! I totally think the shorter version is probably easier to swallow for anyone that's not super into MGS but I showed my friends this since they never finished the game and I think you've succeeded in making the best abridged MGS3 video ever. Even if you don't get every reference, it's actually just funny to watch through and you even do your best to highlight the dank cool stuff in the actual game like Ocelot's gun spinning and the torture scene. Absolutely amazing dude. Keep up the awesome work.