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@reyjuarez807
@reyjuarez807 4 года назад
Alan showed his acting skills on this chapter. 😂
@HasufelyArod
@HasufelyArod 3 года назад
You mean Jon Cryer
@99flyinguppercuts
@99flyinguppercuts 5 лет назад
It's not all of a sudden
@hardyrules08
@hardyrules08 4 года назад
he should act this way towards judith
@quintondent5647
@quintondent5647 4 года назад
Yeah, Maybe he should since Judith's the biggest bitch of an ex-wife and Alan shouldn't take any of her crap ever like watching her house burn and her right along with it. He smiles with pure evil.
@nitinbv8710
@nitinbv8710 5 лет назад
In this episode charlie shown concern to his brother although he's got his own problem but still he is worried about his brother... That is why he decided to fund jake for college which is said by charlie in the future episode... Since its a comedy show people forgot to see those feelings...🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@rambor-rgaming2535
@rambor-rgaming2535 3 года назад
yup
@ginosogoretic2276
@ginosogoretic2276 4 года назад
2:57 Jon's delivery was on point and hilarious
@HasufelyArod
@HasufelyArod 3 года назад
Indeed
@yep4630
@yep4630 3 года назад
They on TV all the time! Priceless 😂😂😂
@byakuya_Hanqhal
@byakuya_Hanqhal 5 лет назад
Alan - Can't get it up,take a pill.. Jake - can't get what up😂😂
@dr.j.bettis--md9697
@dr.j.bettis--md9697 3 года назад
Alan always talks about how healthy he is yet he has to take expired Viagra's just to 'Get it Up'... what a loser
@xx-fs6du
@xx-fs6du 3 года назад
@@dr.j.bettis--md9697 It's comedy..it's a show..relax 🙄
@dr.j.bettis--md9697
@dr.j.bettis--md9697 3 года назад
@@xx-fs6du Hell Naw, I Ain't Gonna "Relax". I'm Tryna' Get My Troll On And Start Some Shhh In The Comment Section. Lol
@royaltypoetry1533
@royaltypoetry1533 3 года назад
@@dr.j.bettis--md9697 healthy people still can have a ED PROBLEM
@cjmichaelrodriguez7431
@cjmichaelrodriguez7431 3 года назад
The Winnie
@mikevincent5260
@mikevincent5260 3 года назад
“I do like fries” gets me everytime 😂
@dannyakins8742
@dannyakins8742 4 года назад
It's nice that Alan thinks Jake can make it to college
@suryaniranjans4563
@suryaniranjans4563 3 года назад
Charlie sheen was the reason two and a half men was legendary He goes and the whole magic falls apart
@S1rWakka
@S1rWakka 2 года назад
Nah it was great writing and chemistry between Charlie and the other actors. It went downhill way before Charlie was replaced
@suryaniranjans4563
@suryaniranjans4563 2 года назад
@@S1rWakka nope 👎 ur wrong
@gp3806
@gp3806 3 года назад
And thats how Alan started an underground fight club.
@AnCapone1899
@AnCapone1899 3 года назад
First rule, you do not pay rent
@yattaguru
@yattaguru 5 лет назад
Alan should have been sleep deprived more often. He's more of a man this way 😏
@exodustimes4266
@exodustimes4266 5 лет назад
Trollface Killa I have noticed that
@robertforrest9021
@robertforrest9021 5 лет назад
Hes still spineless
@Gadget-Walkmen
@Gadget-Walkmen 5 лет назад
@@robertforrest9021 not really.
@andrewbui8295
@andrewbui8295 4 года назад
Robert Forrest Alan on a normal day could never yell at Charlie like that. Wym
@peytonmarceaux8788
@peytonmarceaux8788 3 года назад
@@exodustimes4266 nutmeg
@micheleadams4646
@micheleadams4646 5 лет назад
they need to reboot two and half men and bring charlie back it would be great
@Puffadderr
@Puffadderr 5 лет назад
No they don't. They need to stop rebooting. Nothing can ever meet such a high expectations. They would just do 2-3 three shitty money grab seasons.
@faisalsalam4161
@faisalsalam4161 3 года назад
It's possible to make a new show with a similar premise and a new cast but rebooting with the original cast? Just a waste of time at this point.
@lifewithhappinessandfun3914
@lifewithhappinessandfun3914 3 года назад
Bad ideia
@S1rWakka
@S1rWakka 2 года назад
The show went downhill long before Charlie left
@alejandrovaras1018
@alejandrovaras1018 5 лет назад
THE BEST SCENE BY FAR OF ALAN HARPER........
@ryanhill8886
@ryanhill8886 5 лет назад
Gassy Dwarf . … LMAO!!!!
@adilsaju
@adilsaju 4 года назад
Charlie's nicknames for Jake is all golden😂
@belvinnadar5782
@belvinnadar5782 5 лет назад
Clickbait title...
@thechef1190
@thechef1190 4 года назад
Copied comment
@juanok2775
@juanok2775 3 года назад
lol
@faizanhameed1235
@faizanhameed1235 3 года назад
Alan practiced for this long dialogue so many times 😂😂
@a-rue-nima
@a-rue-nima 4 года назад
How hard would it have been to not laugh at 2:24 .. must've taken a lot of retakes😂😂😂
@ginosogoretic2276
@ginosogoretic2276 4 года назад
No, but the scene at the kitchen where he said : And for what? So he gets a worthless piece of paper that he can fold and wear at his fast food job where he will get fired for stealing fries. He ruined that part several times
@TheDiamondsions
@TheDiamondsions 5 лет назад
Thought he was gonna say half man.
@santhosh4567
@santhosh4567 4 года назад
Can't get what up? It's not all of a sudden Best lines 😂😂
@seulgi1211
@seulgi1211 2 года назад
2:57 to think he has the nerve to lecture Charlie when he's the one who's broke and homeless.
@rasberryjamdoughnut2288
@rasberryjamdoughnut2288 5 лет назад
I aspire to wake up after sleeping so long that I don’t know what day it is
@user-dx2cj9hu2s
@user-dx2cj9hu2s 5 лет назад
The feeling is underrated for sure. Most of the time i find out it is weekend when i see everybody outside is dressed well
@rexthompson5909
@rexthompson5909 4 года назад
There's a story about that, granted in the story )might be a creepy pasta) the guy sleeps for a century
@dadadannn
@dadadannn 4 года назад
Just gotta stay up for a while. Usually after a big 2 day 2 night coke bender you'll have this big sleep
@tankdogization
@tankdogization 5 лет назад
Jake ends up being the one with the big money by the end of the show. 2.5 million to be exact.
@Nexxett
@Nexxett 4 года назад
Gassy dwarf... Good for him ..loool
@p3t3r826
@p3t3r826 4 года назад
Can someone make a vid/audio just the part when Alan screams wake up.. I'd like that to be as my alarm ringtone
@gr.b.u.m
@gr.b.u.m 3 года назад
1) Google RU-vid to MP3, copy and paste the video's link, press convert and then download the file. 2) Open another tab and download Audacity. 3) Launch the app, open the MP3 with the whole sound of the video and crop the part where he screams. Shouldn't take more than 10 minutes. Have a good one.
@abdulraheem3821
@abdulraheem3821 4 года назад
Alan: Cant get it up take a pill. Jake: Cant get what up? 😅😅
@Nach956
@Nach956 4 года назад
Sometimes Alan & Jake reminds me to Ren & Stimpy
@mrulizez12ify
@mrulizez12ify 5 лет назад
Am I the only one who gets pissed when Alan asks Jake to bring his friends with-ought Charlie’s Permission
@Trenty39
@Trenty39 3 года назад
They look down on Jake so much yet he is the one that ended up rich! Lol!
@oasis6342
@oasis6342 4 года назад
Charlie is the greatest brother of all times.
@brianbukenya8583
@brianbukenya8583 5 лет назад
can't get what up??😂😂😂
@jadejabrijrajsinh8610
@jadejabrijrajsinh8610 5 лет назад
Best of jon cryer
@6616Milan
@6616Milan 3 года назад
Alan speaks out the true system of education.
@bainmarch9322
@bainmarch9322 3 года назад
Yes and very accurate.
@stevejory9679
@stevejory9679 3 года назад
"Not all of a sudden" hahahaha
@SHAZAM629
@SHAZAM629 3 года назад
Surre you can sleep you have no Conscience WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT? its noon What day? Saturday Thanks see ya Sunday
@dr.j.bettis--md9697
@dr.j.bettis--md9697 3 года назад
When Alan yelled at Charlie to "Wake Up" and take his kid to school and all, Charlie should've gotten up and knocked his ass out and then thrown his ass out right afterwards
@dorissanchez232
@dorissanchez232 4 года назад
I don't understand why Charlie always allows Alan the leach to do whatever he wants in his house
@andrewlei2980
@andrewlei2980 4 года назад
Doris Sanchez if you watch season 1, he basically does it for Jake. Deep down, Charlie really loves Jake and wants to give him the best life possible.
@nyongtory4e
@nyongtory4e 3 года назад
@@andrewlei2980Charlie is also the direct responsible for Alan's lawyer screwing him over. So he kinda has to stick up to the situation. But I do agree Alan becomes more of a leach every season, sth Charlie shouldnt have to tolerate. But he does because he loves Jake and deep down his brother too.
@masochistboy653
@masochistboy653 3 года назад
@@nyongtory4e no no it's on Alan to get a lawyer that screws clients over a non work related things. Alan is a doormat and dum dum
@rodrigogoncalves2626
@rodrigogoncalves2626 3 года назад
You guys know that this was a tv show and the main idea behind it was to show people that despite everything their bond was very close. The leeching and every other shenanigan is what makes it hilarious.
@ariadneschild8460
@ariadneschild8460 2 года назад
Stockholm syndrome lol.
@TheRobbo007
@TheRobbo007 3 года назад
Alan is on Alpha mode here 😂
@kellyallen6830
@kellyallen6830 3 года назад
The kids were old enough to not need supervision anyways.
@johnyralte6119
@johnyralte6119 2 года назад
That kitchen is where all the magic happens
@abbeywright5128
@abbeywright5128 3 года назад
I miss the show two and half men
@joaquimgoncalves9412
@joaquimgoncalves9412 3 года назад
It would be great if someone do a video loop with alan scream wake up at 2:22
@johnyepthomi892
@johnyepthomi892 4 года назад
If my kid were to be actually that stupid I would never forgive myself ... Lol 😆
@gamegeeks4243
@gamegeeks4243 3 года назад
Just blame the mother.
@Russell_Rieckenberg
@Russell_Rieckenberg 3 года назад
William Tell Overture
@Lauren94twitch
@Lauren94twitch 4 года назад
bloopers on this wer so funny
@KrayzieBonefan1999
@KrayzieBonefan1999 5 лет назад
Lol I do like fries
@mimigurudeedee5680
@mimigurudeedee5680 4 года назад
This show should be called three 1/2 men or 1 1/2 men.
@moemoeanisong
@moemoeanisong 5 лет назад
look at his grin at 2:02
@solanoscrossoverproduction3930
@solanoscrossoverproduction3930 2 года назад
0:04 Bass solo 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
@KLAUS9176
@KLAUS9176 3 года назад
Gassy dwarf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dr.pratheeban.p6601
@dr.pratheeban.p6601 3 года назад
If my brother yells at me like this i will kick him out 😂😂
@Kitzz05
@Kitzz05 6 лет назад
Which episode
@kaziknybosman4739
@kaziknybosman4739 3 года назад
"Extra order-not accepting frescs"
@angelahagerman5693
@angelahagerman5693 3 года назад
Why does Alan play with his food? He never takes a bite..
@rammers2802
@rammers2802 2 года назад
He keeps switching his cutlery between hands as well
@bravo2081
@bravo2081 3 года назад
Wow Alan's cranky when tired
@dr.j.bettis--md9697
@dr.j.bettis--md9697 3 года назад
Cranky? He's acting like a little bitch and Charlie should've thrown his ass out for being so unthankful and unappreciated
@matthewrose4797
@matthewrose4797 2 года назад
Aren't we all?
@matthewrose4797
@matthewrose4797 2 года назад
@@dr.j.bettis--md9697 I know people hate Alan, but Charlie, Jake, Judith and their mother Evelyn especially, are way worse than he is.
@AnCapone1899
@AnCapone1899 3 года назад
Bom bom bom bom bom
@annadraper8403
@annadraper8403 2 года назад
Well since you said please........
@brianellinger6622
@brianellinger6622 5 лет назад
Hard enough to hunt with
@awesomeaman113
@awesomeaman113 3 года назад
Hey it’s Lex Luther!
@MonsterMiggyMiggs
@MonsterMiggyMiggs 3 года назад
You know, charlie is giving him a roof over his head. Why does he gota watch the brat too
@kattyparry1388
@kattyparry1388 3 года назад
Dang I want fries now
@supriyasou3722
@supriyasou3722 3 года назад
I do like fries 😂😂
@bmmmm27
@bmmmm27 Год назад
Well it’s not all of a sudden… hahaha love❤u Jake
@Ryank2150
@Ryank2150 4 года назад
Well since you said please
@91rummy
@91rummy Год назад
Charlie is extra nice with his brother
@rguha1289
@rguha1289 Год назад
Some gasi dwarf…. 😂😂😂
@fredrichardson8647
@fredrichardson8647 5 лет назад
if alan screamed at me like that,he be out of the house so fast
@598superchris
@598superchris 5 лет назад
fred richardson you fuck yourself!!
@fredrichardson8647
@fredrichardson8647 4 года назад
@@598superchris fuckyou asshole
@hafeezasif7932
@hafeezasif7932 4 года назад
@@fredrichardson8647 fuck u
@sweettooth1906
@sweettooth1906 4 года назад
@@fredrichardson8647 fuck u
@cloak1408
@cloak1408 Год назад
I swear I would have thrown Alan out of my house lol
@cirocciroc
@cirocciroc 4 года назад
Should've said cant get your mood up
@gracenjuguna7292
@gracenjuguna7292 2 года назад
It's as easy to hate Allan as it is to love charlie. Many times.
@KegOfMeat
@KegOfMeat 2 года назад
“I think of you more like a gassy dwarf.”
@truckguy8613
@truckguy8613 Год назад
Alan really does need his ass kicked for treating the brother that he and his son are mooching off of seemingly for the rest of his life like this
@mr.l8723
@mr.l8723 5 лет назад
Jake never loved that nimrod, Alan
@reginalddumas4525
@reginalddumas4525 2 года назад
😂
@ajb7530
@ajb7530 3 года назад
Alan, you don't have to pay for your kid's college education.
@fredrichardson8647
@fredrichardson8647 5 лет назад
if alan wants a nice quite dinner then MOVE!!!
@KS-gy3ch
@KS-gy3ch 3 года назад
Alan shouldn't have married if he did not wana pay alimony
@thebruh_man1653
@thebruh_man1653 3 года назад
2:23
@needfoolthings
@needfoolthings 3 года назад
Wait. Is there a pill for not getting it up?!
@likaboss7654
@likaboss7654 5 лет назад
Clickbait
@scottycz4918
@scottycz4918 5 лет назад
Episode?
@anuragupadhyay4657
@anuragupadhyay4657 5 лет назад
Release the Dogs
@theothertroll
@theothertroll 11 месяцев назад
That show really sucked 🤪
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