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Miami River Boat Ramp is Smoking ! (Chit Show) 

Alfred Montaner
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@tomlockwood6599
@tomlockwood6599 3 года назад
Started the Chit Show with duck chit....my man!!
@bigkings.8804
@bigkings.8804 3 года назад
From Seattle. Alfred Chit Show is #1. Great Video. Danger Zone Alfred. Theme song. Get off my Lawn and Wait for It. Thank you Alfred for your wonderful sense of originality. I like the eguaina and the big bird checking out your chit show. Barrel of laughs
@EnabledShooter
@EnabledShooter 3 года назад
You know that you are in big trouble when the guy driving the boat jumps off. Ha ha. Great video.
@MarkasTZM
@MarkasTZM 3 года назад
River is way more chill than the beach pretty much any state or country.
@ZeRowe
@ZeRowe 3 года назад
Chit Show always makes me smile 😃 and lol 😆 … I’m addicted to chit show 🤔 do I have a problem? , I may need counseling 🤷🏻‍♂️
@troystewart7730
@troystewart7730 2 года назад
On the total OTHER side of the states (map you to 98663 I think we are as far apart on this continent. A NEW WORLD RECORD!!! We are 2 hrs from the pacific- and ports on the Washington and oregon sides of the mouth of the Columbia feeding the Pacific. So the deckhands always had a “tip your deckhand” sign as you entered YOU NEED A SIGN SAYING SAY HI TO THE CHIT SHOW- OR TWLL EVERYONE TO WATCH THE CHIT SHOW! Keep up the amazing job!!!!! Love it
@darrellbrown8547
@darrellbrown8547 2 года назад
That will buff out. hahahahahahahahahaha
@FriedDronePilot
@FriedDronePilot 2 года назад
Awesome video! I worked 20 years at Florida Detroit right across the river. I would love going out watching Miami PD pull stolen cars out of that ramp.
@darkprose
@darkprose Месяц назад
Lots of boats and ships already have autopilots and some have assisted docking systems that cancel out any effects of tide, current and wind.
@gschnog
@gschnog 3 года назад
Alfred making small talk while keeping that shot steady lol.
@migueltrujillo5932
@migueltrujillo5932 3 года назад
The 5:01 looking like rappers tourists.
@paulsautocm
@paulsautocm 3 года назад
Tug boat action, TimBatSea. Thanks for sharing, glad you got the sunken boat up and going.
@John-yt5zr
@John-yt5zr 3 года назад
Oh boy, the chick that opens the video, the one that says she doesn’t want to be on the chit show😍 that smile bro, she’s stunning!
@rockyallison6809
@rockyallison6809 3 года назад
And possibly married to someone else.
@John-yt5zr
@John-yt5zr 3 года назад
No ring on her finger. Play ball!
@rustyh1686
@rustyh1686 3 года назад
Alfred Don't put me on. ( Alfred put me on NOW ) Alfred please dont put me on. *hair flick* ( hows the light) Please dont put me on🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kirankilgannon8987
@kirankilgannon8987 24 дня назад
The owners must know people go there just for the show
@Mike_44
@Mike_44 3 года назад
Nice quiet area to launch, but unfortunately a bad area to leave your car.. I work very close to there Alfred.. 6:03 RIB on the far end..
@markcrossno3007
@markcrossno3007 2 года назад
Man, the chit show is coming from you panicking. Nothing is going that bad and you make it sound like the end of the world.😂
@lsnead72
@lsnead72 2 года назад
I like the rooster 🐓
@UrbanFisherman
@UrbanFisherman 3 года назад
Fred looking for what 🤣😂🤣
@victorgonzalez8172
@victorgonzalez8172 3 года назад
My question Alfred i live in the keys. But how in the world these people own 100-150k boats and don't know how to drive them! Good Chit though!! Lmao
@tylersterling9578
@tylersterling9578 2 года назад
The company’s that sell these high price boats should have a course on how to dock/tie your boat up properly and how to use all functions and accessories. Some of these people should never be driving them.
@cydniedonat7635
@cydniedonat7635 2 года назад
Drug money or pimping.
@williampatterson3683
@williampatterson3683 2 года назад
Although not compulsory here in the UK a powerboat certificate of competency approved by the Royal Yachting Association costs as little as a couple of hundred bucks ( UK). It teaches practical skills as well as Rules of the Road . I mean, why wouldn't you? Should be compulsory though...
@seangreene64
@seangreene64 3 года назад
The blue boat just hauled out has the rap plates hanging broken away from the actuators.
@nathanhammer1520
@nathanhammer1520 3 года назад
I live in Ohio in a small town and Miami river runs right through my town
@nolinovio6748
@nolinovio6748 3 года назад
Alfred: "...back to your regularly scheduled KABOOOM.." so funny!
@bionicsasquatch
@bionicsasquatch 3 года назад
"NO WAY JUMPING OFF THE DOCK AT BLACK POINT ARE YOU CRAZY THERE ARE CROC'S IN THE WATER BRU!" I have seen Fred
@jassemtube
@jassemtube 3 года назад
beautiful place
@AliexFolgueira
@AliexFolgueira 3 года назад
Literally th chit show lol
@kenhorne5650
@kenhorne5650 3 года назад
Like watching the beautiful boats. Don't see them in California.
@marklamons6977
@marklamons6977 3 года назад
That 3 engine coming out across the river has one jacked up Starboard trim tab!
@snoopstp4189
@snoopstp4189 2 года назад
Shiny new 23 foot Sea Ray 85,000 USD,, 2 bottle bumpers that would have saved a huge mar in the finish, 120 bux.
@Midwesternhighlights
@Midwesternhighlights 2 года назад
5;55 he broke off his trim tab. lmfao
@gregorymceaddy8884
@gregorymceaddy8884 2 года назад
I'm sure the residents are pleased..public info..the Constitution...
@quattro4468
@quattro4468 3 года назад
Boat seats smell like fish.
@rea8755
@rea8755 3 года назад
For the love of your Back people; put line on cleat, then pull! ?Como se dice? Leverage?
@jameschristian8117
@jameschristian8117 3 года назад
Yo Alfred bro ,you went from rated P.G to XXX ,hahahaha all in one show bro ,hey be careful your Father's Day gifts don't go in the trash hahahaha.. great job bro keep it up..👍👍
@martysims5009
@martysims5009 3 года назад
there is no were to hide from alfred.
@ScarabChris
@ScarabChris 3 года назад
LOL....all the true boaters noticed the busted trim tab on the Intrepid right away. This part of the river is where the criminal element of the Miami boating scene hangs. I had my brand new triple axle trailer stolen from a storage yard in Dania Beach back in 2014 and I have zero doubt it is being used somewhere on the Miami River or has been shipped out of the country under someone's stolen 35-38' boat.
@thelifeoffastony1157
@thelifeoffastony1157 3 года назад
At 5:56 looks like the triple engine boat getting pulled out has ripped his right side trim tab...
@ynech
@ynech 3 года назад
Nice video.
@jesserevilla992
@jesserevilla992 3 года назад
As always appreciate your Chit Show lol Hopefully if they move here they don't Vote for the same leaders that killed many States & cities and i'll leave it there lol
@KennethLondon-ft9gw
@KennethLondon-ft9gw 3 года назад
That trip Merc boat had a floppy trim tap
@landonrstevens
@landonrstevens 3 года назад
Nice change up
@AlexGarcia-ew2fv
@AlexGarcia-ew2fv 3 года назад
Mucho Ojo..that Hood is Calentico with Street Crime n Dope...
@jayunderwood3215
@jayunderwood3215 3 года назад
Alfred, she looks like she knows her chit!
@tonyray1185
@tonyray1185 3 года назад
5:15 mark may be your first real celebrity Cedric the entertainer if it's not then it's his twin
@gregorymceaddy8884
@gregorymceaddy8884 2 года назад
You want to cleat the bow and stern first ...ensure fenders...is this a test, or am I high ?
@reyj399
@reyj399 3 года назад
Home town esta serca de la 20 st nw
@mechanictaft4848
@mechanictaft4848 3 года назад
I'm sorry that was scary on front of the boat whoa
@723apache
@723apache 3 года назад
What brand camara do you use? So crisp and clear.
@drizzlebeats
@drizzlebeats 2 года назад
More diverse crowd
@hankharris4518
@hankharris4518 3 года назад
Is this an area people get mugged?
@walkingman9171
@walkingman9171 3 года назад
Hmmmm So what is the percentage of boaters in Miami that have more money than brains? Seems pretty high. LOL
@1190albert
@1190albert 2 года назад
A que hora abre esa rampa ??
@jacksonhardy8432
@jacksonhardy8432 3 года назад
Lol, Welcome to the Chit Show!
@justinbdp5514
@justinbdp5514 Год назад
Shit the trim tab on the starboard side of the boat with the trips looks like it is snapped off
@rosstrue1
@rosstrue1 3 года назад
Lol. I guess I’m Cuban too
@doug6191
@doug6191 3 года назад
11:32 - My goodness. Goals.
@jacksonhardy8432
@jacksonhardy8432 3 года назад
Do any of these boaters take the Florida Powerboat course to become certified?
@mikew2062
@mikew2062 3 года назад
Alfred this place was better than Black Point, even better when the guy gives you the side eye when you are filming his girls
@arnoldkellner2173
@arnoldkellner2173 3 года назад
Does the Wellcraft have port and starboard thrusters that he is playing with ?
@joeypinter9011
@joeypinter9011 3 года назад
hey, how much does an apartment cost there?
@matthewp58
@matthewp58 3 года назад
Shouldn't that be a no wake zone, with marinas being around there.
@donavonrobbins1908
@donavonrobbins1908 3 года назад
No time to talk to Alfred while on his phone tweeting that's he's gonna be in the chit show.
@35DONZI
@35DONZI 3 года назад
That shit was closed for years it's back that was my spot
@baaa4698
@baaa4698 3 года назад
@1:50…colored gel coat and no fenders never ends well
@Vikingsmoke
@Vikingsmoke 3 года назад
Where's the Bass at?? Cross over and throw a line in bro..
@johnny1957able
@johnny1957able 3 года назад
Great job love it. How can I get in contact with you about for a supplier for pvc fabric. I need to redo the tube
@gabrielcuervo3348
@gabrielcuervo3348 3 года назад
Only in the 3 0 5 bro
@zk9058
@zk9058 3 года назад
Is that a busted trim tab @6.00?
@TheGeorgiaRover
@TheGeorgiaRover 3 года назад
Hey Alfred...what are you shooting with?
@byronnelson1556
@byronnelson1556 2 года назад
How do I join our site?
@kenprevatt1267
@kenprevatt1267 3 года назад
I vote she is in every single video you do just saying.
@franciscllamas2869
@franciscllamas2869 3 года назад
Carrea wit verrado bro put it on
@DepressedGiantsFan
@DepressedGiantsFan 3 года назад
ALFRED DO YOU THINK PARKING YOUR TRUCK AND TRAILER THERE WOULD BE SAFE WHILE YOUR CRUISING THE MIAMI RIVER? AREA LOOKS SUS
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 3 года назад
Kinda sketchy
@DepressedGiantsFan
@DepressedGiantsFan 3 года назад
@@AlfredMontaner i figured, thanks dude
@craignelson6560
@craignelson6560 3 года назад
Started a little slow because you can see more fools who don't know how to dock a boat at Black point Marina. But At 10:40 business definitely picked up.
@HalfCutGarage
@HalfCutGarage 3 года назад
not your best my man but still got ya a thumbs up!!!
@clutchgearthrottle7952
@clutchgearthrottle7952 3 года назад
What camera do you use?
@LuisRodriguez-cm5vo
@LuisRodriguez-cm5vo 3 года назад
El barco mío está disponible para irse a cuba partía y vida
@chadjohnson5917
@chadjohnson5917 3 года назад
Who is the cutie in the beginning Al?
@darlenesexton7133
@darlenesexton7133 3 года назад
Did you ever find Fred
@ionracer24
@ionracer24 3 года назад
He did
@fredbrillo1849
@fredbrillo1849 3 года назад
BLACK Point or Haulover boat ramp. They're total circus
@1234faded
@1234faded 3 года назад
Where is Fred? Baby momma looking for him.
@williamjr79ify
@williamjr79ify 3 года назад
Do another tug boat video alfred
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 3 года назад
Tomorrow !
@morrisslugg1446
@morrisslugg1446 3 года назад
Tienen mas dinero que sentido común.
@johnziedoins2652
@johnziedoins2652 Год назад
Shouldn't these people No how to boat LOL
@kcindc5539
@kcindc5539 3 года назад
What in the hell is all the dramatic narration at 8:30 about anyway. It’s a boat docking. Why all the dramatic apologies for “not planning for all this”?? “We’ll make sure the ranger doesn’t see all of this”. See all of what?
@jmbindy4u
@jmbindy4u 3 года назад
It should be renamed Down the Chit River.
@asanoen1777
@asanoen1777 3 года назад
Que ricas mamacitas de Leche Dios mio!!!!
@michaelcarmean4906
@michaelcarmean4906 Год назад
Alfred… Your American 🇺🇸 Not Cuban… Bro
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner Год назад
100 percent
@thaynamite
@thaynamite 3 года назад
Why you always zoom in so much ....
@chubbyb5718
@chubbyb5718 Год назад
Remind me to never get to Miami please
@RALPHD57
@RALPHD57 3 года назад
Jump off the boat and let it dock itself!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
@morrisslugg1446
@morrisslugg1446 3 года назад
“This” was a marina bro.
@sasastankovic8760
@sasastankovic8760 3 года назад
@0:02 , possible to be anymore fake?
@breadfan1071
@breadfan1071 3 года назад
Thi is where the hot chicks are.
@dukestehm
@dukestehm 2 года назад
Sir, While I do enjoy your videos,I often think your comments concerning peoples mishaps are obnoxious,..New boaters as well as you alleged pros make the very same mistakes,maybe just not as often..but your right..If I dont like what you say..turn you off..and thats what I am sorry to say..I will do..Just remember Sir..your making a living from the mishaps of these people,and because of your right to video..You profit from their mistakes..NOT THEM...
@yakcrew_Fl
@yakcrew_Fl 3 года назад
Parking is a bitch I live on Jest Island .
@morrisslugg1446
@morrisslugg1446 3 года назад
Puro hu-chi-mamas
@Steve-gj1rc
@Steve-gj1rc 3 года назад
Selfies and fake eyelashes...
@patrickpeterson500
@patrickpeterson500 3 года назад
😛🤩💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥 cold shower 🚿 to
@jt1821
@jt1821 3 года назад
Talk all the chit that what makes the show great if you don't have a since of humor go home
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