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Michigan Dems Vote “Uncommitted” | Biden Talks Ceasefire Over Ice Cream | GOP Targets Birth Control 

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President Biden’s awkward ice cream moment came one day before some Democrats in Michigan used their primary votes to protest his support of Israel’s actions in Gaza, while Republicans are pushing state-by-state birth control bans and blocked a bill that would have protected access to contraception nationwide.
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@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 5 месяцев назад
I couldn’t have gotten through the last five years in this insane world without Stephen. Thank you for bringing light and laughter into the world .
@elvenkind6072
@elvenkind6072 5 месяцев назад
I agree. It feels good to de-scramble the brain a bit with how he comments on things.
@PurplePeopleEater0007
@PurplePeopleEater0007 5 месяцев назад
patient, please stop calling our mental institution "insane world", your roommates are complaining!
@alexacarrillo4339
@alexacarrillo4339 5 месяцев назад
I know my depression kicks my rear when he and Seth have weeks off.
@pamvanhazinga7147
@pamvanhazinga7147 5 месяцев назад
Biden bashing is not funny.
@Opus313
@Opus313 5 месяцев назад
I scream, you scream, we all scream for democracy... and ice cream...
@joyrico5989
@joyrico5989 5 месяцев назад
I love that saying
@Shasha-yg1mm
@Shasha-yg1mm 5 месяцев назад
Eating some right now
@jembozaba4864
@jembozaba4864 5 месяцев назад
@@Shasha-yg1mmEating some democracy? That sounds tricky
@Shasha-yg1mm
@Shasha-yg1mm 5 месяцев назад
@@jembozaba4864 Don't be a loon. I'm eating ice cream and screaming for democracy!
@jembozaba4864
@jembozaba4864 5 месяцев назад
@@Shasha-yg1mm Fair enough.
@TheIndianalain
@TheIndianalain 5 месяцев назад
"One man, two daughters and one pillar of salt that likes to watch". I'm dead 😇
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright 5 месяцев назад
Yeah, when right-wing Christians talk about "one man and one woman" in the Bible, you can tell they've never read the thing, huh?
@kingace6186
@kingace6186 5 месяцев назад
Biblically accurate sex be like^
@duvessa2003
@duvessa2003 5 месяцев назад
“March comes in like a lion and goes out like a bankrupt sexual predator.” Classic.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 5 месяцев назад
Put a baby in a freezer and it'll harm them. Put an embryo in a freezer and it'll keep them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby! How is this so hard to understand?
@helios7212
@helios7212 5 месяцев назад
🤣🤣 good point. Yeah according to them silk is a dress and scrambled eggs are chicken 🥴
@davidweyant9356
@davidweyant9356 5 месяцев назад
Because they are idiots who want to control women.
@Muhdah1972
@Muhdah1972 5 месяцев назад
They need to go back to school.
@elvenkind6072
@elvenkind6072 5 месяцев назад
HOW did you KNOW that freezers harm babies?
@Chris.Pontius
@Chris.Pontius 5 месяцев назад
​@elvenkind6072 The same way I know I shouldn't shoot people in the face and expect them to live?
@tamrasmith1744
@tamrasmith1744 5 месяцев назад
There are many things that you could criticize Biden for but loving ice cream? I love this about him.
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs 5 месяцев назад
Just your average guy.....❤❤❤❤
@helios7212
@helios7212 5 месяцев назад
The far right is trying to slander him to get Trump reelected at all costs. Just wait, the deep fakes are coming 😔
@Pete…NoNotThatOne
@Pete…NoNotThatOne 5 месяцев назад
Context; Joe and Seth had ordered and received their sweet frozen dairy treats, _then_ the reporter asks his question.
@tamrasmith1744
@tamrasmith1744 5 месяцев назад
@@Pete…NoNotThatOne Yeah, I watch Seth, too, but jokes have been made about him loving ice cream since he was Vice President. At least he doesn’t love well-done steaks with ketchup. 🤢
@Pete…NoNotThatOne
@Pete…NoNotThatOne 5 месяцев назад
@@tamrasmith1744 True, I was just commenting on the Right’s outrage over this particular incident, as if the ice cream was the lede.
@user-fy7ru4ii1i
@user-fy7ru4ii1i 5 месяцев назад
My wife and I went through 3 I.V.F.'s. Only 1 worked. Freezer storage fees started at $400 and went up each year. Not many couples can afford that....every...year.
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 5 месяцев назад
If Trump shouldn't have to pay his fines because he's too rich, then I shouldn't have to pay my debt because I'm too poor.
@mortisCZ
@mortisCZ 5 месяцев назад
I'm afraid you misunderstood percieved neo-feudalism, sir. Those being too poor are to cover the price of the fine of those who are too rich.
@andrewstevenson118
@andrewstevenson118 5 месяцев назад
@@mortisCZ Neo-feudalism is an excellent phrase. Milord.
@helios7212
@helios7212 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂🤣 Good point!
@helios7212
@helios7212 5 месяцев назад
​@@mortisCZoof not wrong 😔
@chrisq3870
@chrisq3870 5 месяцев назад
Sounds legit.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 5 месяцев назад
I love how Trump, the man who is infamous for never paying his bills, is now forced to pay all of his bills all at once. Times like these are when my faith in humanity is restored.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 5 месяцев назад
It's a balloon payment.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 5 месяцев назад
​@@davidanderson_surrey_bcWhere did Trump grab that balloon and how much did the balloon sue him for?
@us3990
@us3990 5 месяцев назад
The ballon grabbed him by the pursey👛
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 5 месяцев назад
​​@@us3990You. I like you.
@marjoriegarland2798
@marjoriegarland2798 5 месяцев назад
My faith will be restored if he actually gets convicted of a felony...... felonies! Bonus: Orange Monster jailed😂
@JansmaIvy
@JansmaIvy 5 месяцев назад
Does this also mean that having a period as a woman will be a criminal act?. Crazy people everywhere!!
@todd8155
@todd8155 5 месяцев назад
Well so far it has to be a fertilized egg, i.e. embryo. But a spontaneous abortion, i.e. a miscarriage might be illegal and we have already seen this in court. Next step would be a period or an ejaculation. Cue Monty Python Every sperm is Sacred!
@cbpd89
@cbpd89 5 месяцев назад
This is what happens when medically ignorant politicians try to practice medicine without a license 🤦
@kittyonmydesk5532
@kittyonmydesk5532 5 месяцев назад
Um, should I be worried if politicians enact a law requiring fertile people to attend "appointments"?
@ryanbrochu3336
@ryanbrochu3336 5 месяцев назад
SHHHHH.....................!!!! Don't give the GOPQ any moronic ideas. Oh...... who am I kidding, I'm sure one of them is already writing a bill for that.
@kittyonmydesk5532
@kittyonmydesk5532 5 месяцев назад
They're trying old tricks from the bible
@oldsledpurgatory3595
@oldsledpurgatory3595 5 месяцев назад
It should be plainly obvious by now that "Under Oath" means absolutely nothing to these people.
@420BudNuggets
@420BudNuggets 5 месяцев назад
Like Biden
@beverlyrhame3692
@beverlyrhame3692 5 месяцев назад
This is exactly why bibles should be thrown out of the these swearing in and this prayer breakfast and Chaplin foolishness is just free food and for show because at the most 75% of these people think and act like they're God already and hardly do anything good, so what's the point?
@sigma6840
@sigma6840 5 месяцев назад
@@beverlyrhame3692 The only document a federal government elected official should swear anything by, is the constitution. Not a fictitious book about a sky man.
@beverlyrhame3692
@beverlyrhame3692 5 месяцев назад
@@sigma6840 🤣🤣🤣🤣💥obviously they are very much aware of this fact, that’s why they only use religion as a face card to fool the multitude that they believe in a god. Also the reason why they use it to control people and take their heart money, and all their earthly possessions.
@TheUluxian
@TheUluxian 5 месяцев назад
I'd rather have a President with 81 years behind him, than 91 felonies in front of him.
@JeffDoerr
@JeffDoerr 5 месяцев назад
Perfect. BIDEN 2024.
@Melesniannon
@Melesniannon 5 месяцев назад
Alright sir, take my like.
@nurlindafsihotang49
@nurlindafsihotang49 5 месяцев назад
YOU HAVE BERNIE, DAMN IT!!!
@RyanRipka
@RyanRipka 5 месяцев назад
Youre leaving out that the 81 year old is helping facilitate a genocide, you still happily wanna vote for him?
@Cilantrchef
@Cilantrchef 5 месяцев назад
Say that again for the folks in the cheap seats...better yet put that $hit on a t-shirt!
@SoManyRandomRamblings
@SoManyRandomRamblings 5 месяцев назад
I laughed so hard at WARM-dren. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@problematicgoose
@problematicgoose 5 месяцев назад
I love how Stephen always hands off his invisible props 🤣
@tobiasmeinecke6144
@tobiasmeinecke6144 5 месяцев назад
Jon Babtiste had introduced sound-effecting those pantomimes. And Louis Cato and his band have eventually caught onto this and do now, too.
@kenster8270
@kenster8270 5 месяцев назад
@@tobiasmeinecke6144 As far as I can tell, Cato's band (the drummer specifically) don't really do those well-timed sound effects. And Stephen is no longer expecting them I guess
@adamrogers1889
@adamrogers1889 5 месяцев назад
I believe, historically speaking, "Too Guilty to send to Jail" was also known as "Immediate Execution."
@HellsArchangel
@HellsArchangel 5 месяцев назад
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
@Rockingruvin
@Rockingruvin 5 месяцев назад
I LOVE that he said it into his ice cream!!! We should all allow such simple pleasures to be part of our daily lives. The world might be better for it.
@moj1338
@moj1338 5 месяцев назад
What an absolute non-sensical comment!
@susieb7305
@susieb7305 5 месяцев назад
I so agree... not strange to respond to a question wherever you happen to be!
@moj1338
@moj1338 5 месяцев назад
Joe Biden doesn't care one bit about Palestinians. I have been completely disappointed at how callous he is. For those of us who are waiting for him to say something meaningful about the loss of innocent lives, seeing him holding his ice cream and talking so casually is quite jarring. I envy the rest of you who see nothing wrong with the leader of the most powerful country who sends arms to all kinds of allies not batting an eye at the massacre that is happening.
@cv-cq9ry
@cv-cq9ry 5 месяцев назад
The optics look really bad. Plus now we know he LIED because of Michigan. Wake up.
@ericp1139
@ericp1139 5 месяцев назад
You mean like the children in Gaza?
@Columbiastargazer
@Columbiastargazer 5 месяцев назад
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal....
@IAmJustR
@IAmJustR 5 месяцев назад
THIS.
@twist58
@twist58 5 месяцев назад
There we go! Absolutely! Just like the documents case. Biden cooperated with investigators to look through everything for documents in his house and he didn’t argue about it. Trump? He gets super pissed if investigators start snooping around his house. He shouldn’t need to be if he’s got nothing to hide. 😏
@jai-kk5uu
@jai-kk5uu 5 месяцев назад
More like he is innocent because what he did was not a crime. Like buying slaves was legal for George Washington.
@helios7212
@helios7212 5 месяцев назад
💯💯💯💯💯 But Biden is old ammiright?? 🙄🙄
@babybijou969
@babybijou969 5 месяцев назад
🎯
@carollewellen5413
@carollewellen5413 5 месяцев назад
President Biden did just fine on Seth’s show.
@KatieGray1
@KatieGray1 5 месяцев назад
For the most part. Seth asked him about his 2024 agenda and Biden went on to reply about his 2020 agenda was to finish the job. Not great if you're trying to look like you know the current year and all. Don't get me wrong, he did fine spelling out some of his current agenda, but he definitely didn't say the word 4. Entirely possible he trailed off before the end of the sentence because he was thinking about the agenda, but we live in a clipped video no context world.
@raypelling6440
@raypelling6440 5 месяцев назад
Lot and his daughter's (RIP Salty Wife) joke was chef's kiss...10/10 Monologue!
@lorianngrilley-jamroz7631
@lorianngrilley-jamroz7631 5 месяцев назад
Keep on KEEPING ON!! LUV YOU STEPHEN COLBERT 🎉💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@user-ll4lf5go1m
@user-ll4lf5go1m 5 месяцев назад
If birth control gets banned Viagra should be banned as well.
@sebyah_carbonate
@sebyah_carbonate 4 месяца назад
Yes
@matthiasplatz5919
@matthiasplatz5919 5 месяцев назад
I always thought that the GOP should be wanting birth control to be easily available. The best way to reduce abortions would be to reduce the need for them. Less accidental/unwanted pregnancies mean less abortions..
@moonhunter9993
@moonhunter9993 5 месяцев назад
No they want unwanted children to be born by poor and overworked parents who can't afford to educate these children properly so they'll have cheap labor and uninformed voters for life
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 5 месяцев назад
They only want birth control if it can be in the form of a chastity belt foisted on every girl child the moment she hits puberty. The keys for these chastity belts would be held by the man of the house, or for those households without a man as the head of the family, it would be the duly appointed key holder (a man, to be sure and a Republican) in their local government area.
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright 5 месяцев назад
Yeah, but they're not interested in having fewer abortions. They're interested in _controlling women._ Specifically, they think that children should be the punishment women face for having sex.
@Adam-do8eh
@Adam-do8eh 5 месяцев назад
But then they would lose control over women...
@peacheswilliams4539
@peacheswilliams4539 5 месяцев назад
That makes too much sense, how on earth would they then be able to CONTROL WOMEN if they give them choices about their own bodies and family planning? 😂
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze 5 месяцев назад
Ice cream can solve problems people! Let's all have some ice cream! Love America. Let's all pray for Missouri please! I'm in Kansas and we are so worried about Missouri.
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright 5 месяцев назад
Praying is the whole problem, isn't it? We need a whole lot less praying and a whole lot more _thinking!_ *With* ice cream, of course. Everything goes better with ice cream. :)
@cv-cq9ry
@cv-cq9ry 5 месяцев назад
Bad taste. Meanwhile as he pigs out on Ice cream, Palestinian babies and children are STARVING in Gaza. Wake up. Poor optics.
@ericp1139
@ericp1139 5 месяцев назад
Maybe he can air drop ice cream to the dying children in Gaza?
@DrownedInExile
@DrownedInExile 5 месяцев назад
Ice Cream Ceasefire sounds like a band name!
@OfficialWizzop
@OfficialWizzop 5 месяцев назад
Yes😂
@gwen3010
@gwen3010 5 месяцев назад
Great show as always Stephen please keep up the great work!! VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙
@ericp0012
@ericp0012 5 месяцев назад
I hope people choose wisely between the red 🇺🇸 vote and the blue 🇺🇳 vote.
@lindaarmstead1591
@lindaarmstead1591 5 месяцев назад
What ever happened to the separation of Church and State? The judge in the IVF case sited the Bible to base his ruling on.😢
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 3 месяца назад
The german christian nazis of germany ruined it, when US conservatives sided with germany; allowed these fake free market nat'c christians to take hold of the USA.
@-erm2918
@-erm2918 5 месяцев назад
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 one laugh after another. THANK YOU, I needed that 💕
@patricialovely-broderick5023
@patricialovely-broderick5023 5 месяцев назад
The news never gets any better. I feel like we're living in the Twilight Zone for sure. I'm desperate for the word Trump to be so far in the past, nobody even remembers him or his crazy little family. Help us Lord , help us. 😮😢
@teresas8173
@teresas8173 5 месяцев назад
Yes to cease- fire!
@masternoob9673
@masternoob9673 5 месяцев назад
Incoming Meyers vs Colbert conspiracies 😂😂
@royalbandit8106
@royalbandit8106 5 месяцев назад
"Actions" isn't the same thing as "genocide". One has posable deniability, the other is literally happening to Palestinian children. Stay classy Americans. 🇮🇪❤️🇵🇸
@angelusmortis3150
@angelusmortis3150 5 месяцев назад
Too rich for bond???? That makes no sense. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mslinda8456
@mslinda8456 5 месяцев назад
It makes sense to his brainwashed seals, a.k.a. sycophantic supporters.
@titaniumteddybear
@titaniumteddybear 5 месяцев назад
People are criticising Biden for talking about genocide while eating an ice-cream. But what exactly was he supposed to do when he was asked the question? Throw the ice-cream at the journalist? Try to shotgun the freaking thing in a single bite? He did the best he could in an impossible situation which just about sums up his presidency.
@sethescope
@sethescope 4 месяца назад
This may seem random but have you ever listened to the podcast my brother my brother and me? they once answered a.... similar? question. someone asked what they should have done with their ice cream when they got into a minor fender bender right after buying an ice cream cone from a drive thru and had to get out to exchange insurance details with the other person lol clarification: I believe they decided that "act like the ice cream was the driver so you won't get in trouble and your insurance premium doesn't go up" was the right course of action in the asker's situation
@albertwjoell
@albertwjoell 5 месяцев назад
GOP obsession with personal reproduction issues is crazy! Vote blue everywhere to get them out of bedrooms and doctors' offices!
@abbysomnia624
@abbysomnia624 5 месяцев назад
Thought Stephen was calling that dude a "cheese bro" and then saw his name in print and I was like "dang that's rough" lmfao
@lynnhettrick7588
@lynnhettrick7588 5 месяцев назад
I’d change my name if I were him!
@landonewts
@landonewts 5 месяцев назад
Stephen’s silent Johnny Carson tribute around 4:05 - priceless.
@lynnhettrick7588
@lynnhettrick7588 5 месяцев назад
Love it! Sometimes he does Carson’s golf swing.
@afridgetoofar1818
@afridgetoofar1818 5 месяцев назад
Colbert isn’t worthy to carry Carson’s jockstrap
@JeffCharleson
@JeffCharleson 5 месяцев назад
@@afridgetoofar1818why are you here if you don’t like Colbert?
@afridgetoofar1818
@afridgetoofar1818 5 месяцев назад
@@JeffCharleson hate watching
@BryceChillis
@BryceChillis 5 месяцев назад
He was at an ice cream shop when they asked him about it, it’s not like he was at a press conference
@thisismetoday
@thisismetoday 5 месяцев назад
The amount of absolute insane legislation being passed in the US around reproductive right (or just in general) is mind-blowing. How can a western country go before the dogs like this!?? I am shocked. In Europe
@toadsauce8091
@toadsauce8091 5 месяцев назад
Which European country allows an abortion in the 30th week of pregnancy? New Jersey lets you. Although it’s not legal to kill it, outside the womb so they do it before usually by piercing the brain stem with a scalpel. Where is that done in Europe?
@sethescope
@sethescope 4 месяца назад
​@@toadsauce8091the amount of misinformation in your comment is wild
@hippymoustacherides
@hippymoustacherides 5 месяцев назад
I often look to comedy and comedians for an honest take of the news. Thanks guys keep at it.
@dannyburleigh1
@dannyburleigh1 5 месяцев назад
I saw that BIDEN interview last night it was an ANNIVERSARY episode. Biden was AWESOME!!
@lynnhettrick7588
@lynnhettrick7588 5 месяцев назад
It was a great episode overall with Amy and Biden!
@NA_49erFan
@NA_49erFan 5 месяцев назад
My weeks are so much better with Stevens monologue
@ballhockey2997
@ballhockey2997 5 месяцев назад
Vote one way or another. Quit playing games. Democracy is on the line
@kevinhoang9074
@kevinhoang9074 5 месяцев назад
What do you mean?
@kevinhoang9074
@kevinhoang9074 5 месяцев назад
Voting uncommitted is valid and reasonable
@greyaliien
@greyaliien 5 месяцев назад
🐑🐑🐑
@jeank8061
@jeank8061 5 месяцев назад
Sisters and brothers, we CANNOT return to a time before birth control! Who in the world believes that this is a good idea?!!!!
@jeric_synergy8581
@jeric_synergy8581 5 месяцев назад
Republican theocrats, iow, all of them. Except for themselves, of course: THEY have special needs.
@ericp0012
@ericp0012 5 месяцев назад
“Uncommitted vote”… Well, that just sounds like not voting with extra steps.
@justinsullivan1285
@justinsullivan1285 5 месяцев назад
"Your honor, I shouldn't be judged because I'm too guilty." 🤣
@r.b.l.5841
@r.b.l.5841 5 месяцев назад
President Bid, a true humanitarian - didn't duck the question, had a good answer. We should hope a ceasefire is near.
@ericp1139
@ericp1139 5 месяцев назад
Being complicit in a genocide is humanitarian? Is this Orwell 1984?
@betty-joymoreau4363
@betty-joymoreau4363 5 месяцев назад
Vote for president Joe Biden, he is fantastic. 💙 Great show again.
@craigw1701
@craigw1701 5 месяцев назад
OMG YOU DID IT! You mentioned Gaza! You did forget to say "his support of Israel's War Crimes in Gaza" tho...
@dinner-at-the-diner
@dinner-at-the-diner 5 месяцев назад
3:54 "March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a bankrupt sexual predator."
@judithbradford9130
@judithbradford9130 5 месяцев назад
the conduct WAS uniquely egregious. when did any other president defame a woman he attacked?
@nanyubusnis9397
@nanyubusnis9397 5 месяцев назад
I wonder when they will get to the point when they decide that sperm is children and all the men behind this nonsense immediately go to prison for genocide. This is absolutely ridiculous.
@swa_peeters
@swa_peeters 5 месяцев назад
Make America Grammatically Correct Again
@ColdOsburn
@ColdOsburn 5 месяцев назад
As I am a true blood man and born in the USA I believe that women should have the right to do whatever they want in life and we should not interfere in the workings of their these women are strong and pendant women and they worked really hard to be a part of us and this beautiful nation I know I am a person who is just a small guy in a crowd but I believe that one day someone's going to see this message and realize that there is a man out there that supports them any guy who reads this don't a ass and help them out and be a true gentleman.
@FaustoPego
@FaustoPego 5 месяцев назад
Inserting a child in a woman's body seems a little criminal to me
@luminousbazaar
@luminousbazaar 5 месяцев назад
Ceasefire or not voting. I refuse to vote for the lesser of two evils. I won't vote for evil.
@dvv7614
@dvv7614 5 месяцев назад
It was literally Seths 10 year anniversary for him being on late night so he had the guests he had on his first show Amy Poehler and then vice president Joe biden come back for another time. I thought it was a pretty fun idea.
@lynnhettrick7588
@lynnhettrick7588 5 месяцев назад
It was a great episode!
@aremoreequal
@aremoreequal 5 месяцев назад
I am so sick and tired of people taking perjury lightly! If Chesebro did indeed lie under oath, they need to give him the full 20 years. He is in a position where he should know the law well enough, know the circumstances he is in well enough, and he is involved in some serious criming, they need to give him the full 200 years for perjury if he did indeed lie under oath. I am so sick and tired of people committing perjury and still walking around free afterwards. Do we have laws or not? Are we going to take our country seriously or not? I'm sick of the corruption and I'm sick of all the lying, and lying under oath is serious! It's bad enough people lie on camera and on social media all the time, in a courtroom, under oath, is one of those times that we need to keep sacred and not allow lying. Especially when our republic is under attack by these liars and their lies are the ammunition they're using.
@javierrosario1352
@javierrosario1352 5 месяцев назад
If I was the judge, and your lawyer stated that’s his argument I’m holding him in content
@bhendrikabel
@bhendrikabel 5 месяцев назад
Colbert is a gem
@Meggs23
@Meggs23 5 месяцев назад
EVERYONE HERE... you must go see Seth's segment on his ice cream eating cameo. It's SO GOOD.
@user-nr1rr2su2g
@user-nr1rr2su2g 5 месяцев назад
If they are children can they be tax dependents?????
@MrVonweber
@MrVonweber 5 месяцев назад
Humorous ....BUT a vitally important bit about the ludicrous decisions being pushed and passed to please a group of "conservative white "Christian " politicians and judiciary members. And yet ...news media without such programs as Stephen Colbert, would have us ignore this evil in our country. Thanks writers and Stephen C
@dennisshelley2310
@dennisshelley2310 5 месяцев назад
Why don't YOU call for a ceasefire Stephen!!....😪
@marisabelbonet-cruz1573
@marisabelbonet-cruz1573 5 месяцев назад
Colbert... you can't be just on Joe's side and that is OK. I respect that. Love the President.
@AccelerateYourSuccess
@AccelerateYourSuccess 5 месяцев назад
He's so rich, that today, his lawyers admitted he can't afford to pay the bond. Mmhmm.
@sunandstorm
@sunandstorm 5 месяцев назад
Chill-dren not warm-chren 😂 I hate to laugh but that was a good one lol
@flyingcloud9253
@flyingcloud9253 5 месяцев назад
Brilliant monologue!!
@karenpeck4344
@karenpeck4344 5 месяцев назад
"...is this still Paramount?" 😂
@ianthomas7075
@ianthomas7075 5 месяцев назад
An apologist for genocide giving a tongue bath to another apologist for genocide.
@Taricus
@Taricus 5 месяцев назад
That Lot's wife joke was so deep LOL!
@loriwatt1269
@loriwatt1269 5 месяцев назад
Are you channeling Johnny Carson? Rocking onto the balls of your feet, touching your tie, hands in your pockets... Does Evie know she's potentially sleeping with Johnny Carson??
@wocookie2277
@wocookie2277 5 месяцев назад
Just as a parent, I wouldn’t have believed Cheese Bro. Sounded like a six year old denying he cut the hair off his sisters doll. I sure hope the justice department sends him too his room for a long time out, say 15 years for example. It was treason after all.
@dennisyoung4631
@dennisyoung4631 5 месяцев назад
I *like* a president who’s fond of ice cream! I don’t like Criminals, so no one should be confused…
@ianchafer8023
@ianchafer8023 5 месяцев назад
So if a female child is born with all her eggs from birth and at some point she is murdered, can the murderer be charge with multiple counts of murder if she's carrying multiple embryos. It's not just the female being murdered, but her embryo children as well. The world is going nuts.
@titichartay7216
@titichartay7216 5 месяцев назад
Perfect joke about Republican hypocrisy - one man, two daughters & a pillar of salt that likes to watch ! 🎉😊
@mg6788
@mg6788 5 месяцев назад
HILARIOUS 😂😂😂 HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE
@tonyamoony
@tonyamoony 5 месяцев назад
Stephen! I am old so I can't stay awake to watch...soooo, I start my mornings watching RU-vid and laughing!!! Even if I feel like crap. Thank You. (Toledo, Ohio)❤🖕
@gonefishing1184
@gonefishing1184 5 месяцев назад
To all the uncommitted out there, an uncommitted or a no vote for Joe Biden is a vote for trump. Think about that and what will happen to Gaza if trump is reelected!
@Only1Science
@Only1Science 5 месяцев назад
Proud Michigander here!
@dens790130
@dens790130 5 месяцев назад
9:00 absolutely brilliant ... women in those states should all be using carpool lanes and when pulled over state that they are pregnant, if an embryo is a person, it counts, and if they want to stick the ticket, it will be a fun day in court.
@pedroborrero7203
@pedroborrero7203 5 месяцев назад
Let the hard working man enjoy his ice cream
@shesails25
@shesails25 5 месяцев назад
Thank God for Stephen Colbert! I would be crazy by now without him!
@dianewhalen9721
@dianewhalen9721 5 месяцев назад
Let’s be honest Biden had already started his ice cream before they asked him a question.Is he going to say I won’t answer your question while I’m eating ice cream.He was being polite answering the question!
@EuropeanWren
@EuropeanWren 5 месяцев назад
Exactly. Polite and nonchalant. ❤️
@jackl4laughs
@jackl4laughs 5 месяцев назад
Why are you asking the 82 year old guy complex geopolitical questions right when he gets his ice cream? He's gonna need a bowl now or he'll get his dentures frozen to the roof of his mouth.
@VictoriaKnits
@VictoriaKnits 5 месяцев назад
“Hurt people hurt people”….. poor Stephen. 😅😅😅
@HermitLady
@HermitLady 5 месяцев назад
I knew Stephen would be jealous! 🤣🤣🤣
@user-sk6mq5ng9i
@user-sk6mq5ng9i 5 месяцев назад
Badger Pundit- I would watch every episode.
@juliettebobcat704
@juliettebobcat704 5 месяцев назад
That last joke....that is FIRE!
@markstevens1729
@markstevens1729 5 месяцев назад
Hey, ice cream aside, he operates in the bounds of reality, a key component of a competent leader.
@Commy01
@Commy01 5 месяцев назад
Remember Aaron Bushnell. Free Palestine
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 5 месяцев назад
"he's too rich"??? is that why it's practically (im)possible for some folks who're struggling financially post for a bail bond? do they actually think the socioeconomically despaired are capable of paying for a bail that can LITERALLY bankrupt them??? these bourgeoisie-bandits make me sick!
@TheLastChickenWing
@TheLastChickenWing 5 месяцев назад
It is adorable and hilarious that most of the late night show hosts are savages to each other. No one tops John Oliver, though.
@PinnacleWindPower
@PinnacleWindPower 5 месяцев назад
STEPHEN ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH, HE IS GREAT AT HIS PROFESSION
@deborahanthony8838
@deborahanthony8838 5 месяцев назад
SC’s show and others giving us comedy relief are right to be existing. Especially when all beliefs are to end it all because their demands aren’t being met. Thank you and you watch yourself believing lies that aren’t relief but for haters.
@kingace6186
@kingace6186 5 месяцев назад
I respect how responsible Michigan's Arab Americans were with their protest. They showcased their justifiable grips without trying to sabotage our fragile democracy by voting for Philips or Williamson.
@OfficialWizzop
@OfficialWizzop 5 месяцев назад
Seth did a whole Closer Look clowning himself! 😂😂😂
@clarencegoddard6527
@clarencegoddard6527 5 месяцев назад
Life begins with the first unassisted breath.
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 5 месяцев назад
So, the "Bill of Rights" means we have the right to not pay our bills? 💙From Detroit
@v66catta84
@v66catta84 5 месяцев назад
NY AG James is going to grab his buildings by the balls! 😂 They let you do that when you’re bankrupt 🤣
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 5 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣💯
@faye2592
@faye2592 5 месяцев назад
WTH is wrong with people? Re-creating a really bad past is so not right. Autocracy is why we fought the Revolutionary War. Like it or not, Republicans, the rest of us are trying to make life better and you are just an anchor to that much needed progress.
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