Military Recruitment Ads: CHINA vs RUSSIA vs USA  

you forgot to mention about great leadership in chinese military ad.

"Какой прекрасный звук, я охереваю просто..."

How embarrassing! Our leaders are clueless and they are going to get us hurt.. Achieving rank in the military for becoming a Navy seal is it a résumé builder it is what keeps us safe literally!

God bless you brother, amazing content!

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and dimitri is dead from a drone by an Ukrainian soldier who has a bigger ball than dimitri

@@howtodobyanidiot595 You watched the video? It was an Ukrainian soldier, the drone zoomed to his backpack.

Ukrainian drones and NLAWs : " lol not anymore"

@@suspicioususer do you love living in fantasy land

​@@RealityInc he does

​@@RainDelayhe is living in reality y'all are the ones living fantasy

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Bruh 😂

Ayyy

Bro destroyed the ad with just a single word 💀

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The ad and reality are different things.

your killing me

As an American, I can agree with this statement.

Destroyed 666 like ✝️

i hate the US and i live here

@@Spyro117why? It’s one of the best countries to live in, your just brainwashed from RU-vid shorts

Rofl. So ein Bullshit. und da kriegst du sogar nen deutschen Kommentar von mir. Scheiß auf dein English

@@StefanRamsen weiß nicht ob das jetzt positiv oder negativ ist *scheiss auf mein englisch*

@@Liango-dz3kn Es ist, aber nicht dein English. Da du auch Deutsch bist.

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Beautifully said

I have two biological moms and two biological dads

@@ravysaini127 sus

Родина-матушка)

@@ravysaini127 wht

Lmao

Grandpa says "Kiev on 3 days" Wait one year and your day comes on reality Maybe 😂😂😂

@@ghgggxukraine is losing bro just accept it. You guys hate russia so much due to fear and listening to ukrainian sources is your coping mechanism

Except Russia is not very strong. 500k casualties and their soldiers keep getting sent into the meatgrinder, 3200 tanks destroyed, 14000 vehicles, hundreds of jets and dozens of ships and that is thanks to American equipment.

Tf is that second emoji on USA

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Russian military before:🦁🦁 Russian military now:💀💀💀💀

@@howtodobyanidiot595 yeah actually they are fighting the whole occident alone without any external support.

@@marckhenlee8732 What ya mean?

​@@howtodobyanidiot595They're fighting without needing to beg for help and basically fighting NATO. Oh avdiivka and krynky fell just few days ago and also marinka on december last year good luck.

God bless my gay army😂

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​@@bign9573 the weakest army

Russia is only “chad” to you because they make you look gay

​@gaddielsantillan5247 keep saying that it might help you sleep at night convincing yourself the best army in the world is weak

@@Michael-ju7xu not before zhang and Ivan send over a fuck Ton of artillery shells and blow Emma to bits which results in her “two mothers” crying at her funeral

@@Michael-ju7xu lol...feelings hurted

​​@@Michael-ju7xu Emma forgets that Ivan and Zhang are not from a helpless third world country in Africa experiencing civil war.....

@@user-rl8hf8kt1r AHAHAHA

That's funny

Woke people ruined America

I think it died much earlier like 2000 or even earlier

Russia: We got Tajiks and chinese cars, and fight for Putino - Shougy family

@@ghgggx is this supposed to be a joke or something?? USA : We got Asians helping Europeans produce everything and move the economy while fighting for a non-American uncle Sam!!

Except Russia has no soldiers. They've been turned into soil fertilizer by US equipment.

US identity crisis. Gender confusion.

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this had me rolling on the floor

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Nope, it got out of control already , that's why US Army has this ad.

LGBTQ ACTIVISM ALERT! This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill.

@@prithveenathchouhanhow about you look at the us army ad “Never” which is better than both ads combined or the airforce ad

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“it” lmaooo 😂

"shit Emma has two moms" 💀

Is he wrong tho?

That's why they drop it quick

They really fucked up with that ad😂 shits terrible but hilarious

"It starts in California..." of course, of course it would 😂

She has a gay father but marries a woman 💀

Her dad went to get milk after he found out his wife cheated with a woman

@@manofiron675 that reminds me of a time when i met a transgender woman online then sHE says sHE's interest in girls...

@@waludalu5102 lool

Раньше таких держали в психиатрической, а теперь у них есть права😅😅😅

*Based*

Lol

IDK about that commercial, I saw USA normal ones like China or Russia

Look USMC ad

That's because you are childish

Russia: cannon fodder

no，Chinese army hate heroism，what we need is seriously discipline.actually we chinese army seem to be a giant weapon machine.we believe that working together to make 1+1＞2 effect😮

61 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that!

61 Likes and no Comments? Lemme fix that!

Ukrainian troops more strongest army than putins army😂

@@ghgggx your english is the strongest

@@ghgggx According to observations on the current battlefield, the Ukrainian army is losing a lot. I'm not one of Putin's fans, and not stupid enough to ignore the war situation.

That’s a good one, bro, I wouldn’t want to get Mom peeled to that much.

Yeah, those moms might get up and write a letter or two. Watch out!

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Therefore, he who is skilled in war subdues the enemy's army without fighting. He captures the enemy's cities without assaulting them. He overthrows the enemy kingdom without prolonged operations in the field. By taking all under heaven with his "whole and intact strategy," he wins total victory without wearing out his troops. This is the method of attacking by stratagem. ~Sun Wu,Attacking by Stratagem 是故百战百胜，非善之善也；不战而屈人之兵，善之善者也。 --孙武 《孙子兵法·谋攻篇》

ahahahaha)) that`s the funniest shit, I`ve ever read

Lol

The two moms: I WILL REMMEMBER THIS BETRAYL

Lol

I join the chinese army.

LOL

Lol, lol

To be honest, I'd feel more threatened by the Americans

No

Big respect to China and Russia

@@ncob12 yes

@@random_person417 🍷🗿

@@Himmy12345 America is not gay it is free 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅

I'm listening to it before exams and pass them in couple of hours. Thanks Russia❤

As an American I have to say I’m jealous, that’s an awesome line💪🏽

​@@GabrielMartinez-zu6liYou livin in rock 20,000 ft below. Russia can't even take land that is 10 times smaller than themselves and lost all their tanks being destoryed or taken by Ukrainians

​@@GabrielMartinez-zu6lias far as I understand is main line of Muslim religios - called djihad

Can confirm. Wish someone would translate the main idea of China too.

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Isn’t California and Texas the best states in America

California is a 2 mom factory 🤣

New Jersey is the best.

@@jordanrial166 The world would be a better place if California just sank in the ocean

Attack helicopter

straight up copied

@@_Gam3r yessir

@@unknownking2708at least you own up to it.

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If I saw the three ads without any context I’d for sure go with the Russian one.

Imagine born in America,wouldn't be me

@@basic_avarage_person you saying that makes me think you are American 😂

Why ? Arent u supposed be proud be american

This is how I see it from Hungary. Maybe Trump...

"As a person " So you have yet decided your gender yet? Very American.

When I was a senior in high school I wanted to join the military and be a NAVY Seal, kind of like what you see on the Russian ad. If I saw todays ad, I surely would never have wanted to join.

think a little deeper, America has the biggest military, and one of their best assets is unironically their diversity and ability to get different cultures to work to one goal. modern war is reliant on technology money and propaganda.. the fact that they have the budget and willingness to target the female demographic shouldnt be overlooked.

@@chocolates6651no,its because of politicians bending over the standards just so the so called “diverse community” would get their votes. Nothing more,nothing less.

And that it doesnt matter who you was(yesterday), it only matters who you are now

Two Mommies Emma, Emma Malone, also has a Twitter, and it is gold! My absolute favorite post is a choose your fighter, featuring a pic of herself and a Russian. Like sweetie, you are a radar operator for a worthless air defense system with a single digit success rate, opposite fighter is not only a biological for male with those advantages, he also is a trained infantryman; not even your two mommies can save you if he decides he wants you dead one on one, or his unit gets at your unit.

Russians also have two moms. Their mother and the motherland

Thats cold

Meanwhile, in Yemen, they have 2 wives.

​@munawaralias8980 who give birth to men Meanwhile, Emma's mamas organize two parades, so men in wigs can get access to women's changing rooms and sports competitions 😂

Egy eszege

Ikr

U make me laugh so hard…… I need to complain to my mummy…..

Добро пожаловать товарищ.

Word I'm about to pack up and leave because the asswhoppin is going to be worst then the Holocaust

China Ad: Produced by China Russian Ad: Produced by Russia American Ad: Also produced by Russia

Still do this guy is just cherry picking stuff.

​@@dakens7655cherry picking or not but Chinese and Russians don't make this kind of weak ads featuring gays. And yes I've seen some badass ads of US army and I hope they keep making that kinda adverts but this.... this is just straight up embarrassing. The best fckn army in the world and it get this sh*t as an advertisement??

They were dope in the early 200s

​@@dakens7655 cherry picking 😂 this ad would never have occurred 15 Yeats ago and it wouldn't occur today anywhere but here. It's embarrassing af.

Ayo you wanna square up??

Nah keep worrying that’s just about California division

Hmmm I wouldn't be so sure if I were you. 1. US Army has reasoning. Methodic and liberal way of thinking. Systematic error detecting. Institutions. Professionalism. Etc. Gays and lesbians aren't a drawback in the US. Instead they are an advantage. Actually many homosexuals are openly accepted in the military. In Russia and China yes, it's possible that homosexuals in the army might be a problem regarding the troops' unity, cause there are discriminations against homosexuals there. It depends a lot by the cultural context. 2. There is no way the US and China ever engaged in a war. Maybe in a proxy war (eg in Taiwan). So you are safe either way.

@@dimkk605 nah man though US has technology and money, China has huge man power above US. Plus if this kind of bs continued the west will continue to weaken day by day, like now.

​@@dimkk605 🤓

unnecessary modernisation slowly makes me lose faith in america then ppl in america were rough wanted to fight lived the life . now every one is so sensitive everyone is fighting for rights , lgbt , cancelling and calling everyone racist for having opinion

I dunno bout you but the sheer confusion from seeing an A-10 with “Yass Queen” in pink on the nose would keep me confused and still enough for a JDAM to land on me lmao.

I can sleep good at night knowing Emma and her 2 moms our defending our country

Bro I'm American and that ad bro ahhahahah

@@gato6809 It happens when democracy comes in the Military.

You should look at the ad “Never” and the airforce one if you want to see a real us army ad

@@raion2.0 Chill. You are spamming this same comment over and over.

@@haxy2689 I said it like 4 or 5 times you really had the time to look at each comment and all I’m doing is telling the truth for people

@@raion2.0 I read comments all the time, and yours keeps coming up. You are spamming.

@@haxy2689 I put 5 comments why are you pressed about it 🤣💀

Man Im looking at yo pfp and I dont know what army you got in exactly

Ya it is except they made it easier to report rape and don't make it frowned upon to be gay. Trans people are still discriminated against in the military if that's the dealbreaker for you

thanks for your service! i have only a one question, is this what you fought for

@NAADAN PARINDEY this

Yeah man what happend to Rambo its now Rainbow

Noo.. You are completely safe from Russia, at least you are eating while Russians soldiers over at Ukraine they are eating dead animals to survive

Nah bro they aren't gay

Weeb

​@@Mrhyper-ht7qn GOAT!! 🤣🤣🤣

America=gay

U don't win a war with a bunch of crappy mass produced guns or a bunch of manly ground forces, after the first drone strike they will wish to be a lesbian behind an automated A-10

US MARINES IS SIGMA 🗿🇺🇸🦅

Better to be a hippie or a Twitter user than to be killed standing for pseudocommunism like in China or for bandits in law like in Russia

@@holesmak Disseminating hoaxes and lies through the media is a specialty Great country America has a history of sin and lies👍

Not funny

Well I don't really care i guess... and life keeps going on... Bruh i didn't even remember the existence of this comment wtf

U really think social Credit exist

And a million things just like it…

@@caleb2507 well godamn

Yes. Nothing you can do about it either.

@@psychopompous3207 now, what if I don't pay taxes? Check mate

@@limitablesnow8979 Good luck with that. Especially after the passage of BBB lite, with the supposedly oncoming army of IRS agents. It'll be checkmate for you. As in your cell mate is probably going to "check" you nightly.

Irl himars devoures Russian soldiers

Like cutting t hroats in neocolonial African possessions? xD

@@mrobocop1666nononono thats for the foreign legionares the french soldiers just bomb them

ils en ont pas égorgé assez, tu parles encore@@mrobocop1666

I mean, it works. France has the strongest army in all of Europe without conscription like Russia does.

bro remind me of ww2😢

SAME

I’m American and the Russian one makes me want to immigrate there

DONT, ITS A SCAM. YOU WILL BE KILLED BECAUSE CHINA IS STRICT ON THEIR SPEECH LAWS

Yeah the Russian army fits my idea of what an army should be

Same

if a daycare ad really looked like that the ad company should be sued

This Navy one is good ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-z6KHvdjvWIU.html

genius

yup...US trying to look weak.they are doings reverse psychology propaganda.

You are just trying to hide the pain , Don't you ?

Russia isnt weak

They have the motherlands so they have two moms

we are even ready for three =)

In China, joining the military does not require advertising, and everyone will not hesitate to fight for their country

Lmao

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I guess it’s about freedom though,

@@Allfaxnocaps huh ?

Who would win though?

just watched a youtube short called “Is a woke army weak?” (or something like that) and after reading the comments Im starting to lose hope, we’re f**ked. Bunch of ignorant morons acting like emma is gonna come save the day and lead the army to victory by marching up to russias front door and teaching them about pronouns! i might have to enlist, if i die for half a country of woke idiots so be it i guess. at least i fought for the other half that love this country and want to have communities, families, and safe healthy children. wont be expecting thank you’s from the people commenting on that vid

Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants like the Russian manly cockroaches when they get rektd by some non binary drone strike? Lmao.

We still have the best military, by far.

​@@natebox4550 sure buddy go sleep now

@@palerewin Bro, you really think the Chinese have any chance? If we exclude nukes. The Chinese navy is nothing compared to Americas, and their airforce is a joke in comparison too. What’s their 5th generation fighters going to do against the f22? Fucking nothing. We have by far the most jets in the world. And the most quality ones too.

I support you from Russia

​@@natebox4550but was fought to stalemate in korea by a peasant army.

We Found people who were paid in money for their work (filming, editing, voice acting, etc.)

Probably because you're gay.

Lol

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У китайцев кроме синхронных маршев на плошади ничего не видели ,хотя бы одну войну выиграли бы что ли

А США прям много выиграла войн?

@@azartnimops да

America ad be like: 🪖🔫💪 if you want proof look at the ad “never” and the us airforce ad instead of this ad that try’s to make the us look weak and brainwashed ppl

​@RyanD Well yes that ad is fine but the video and comments aren't about that are they?

@@thatsmokingguy it doesn’t matter this isn’t an actual us army ad and I’m showing what an actual ad is there is NO reason to make fun of a country for something it never even made lmao

​@@raion2.0 It actually did made this one to lol .

@@almightymanshadow1002 it didnt.

Taliban 😂

@@gokulkrishnaktn5867 I can imagine your pfp saying that

Let me guess... Indonesia ?

@@emperorzhangzhongchang5672 correct

That might not be a good thing. It means people need the money that badly

If u got some wanted skills, being an expat in China might be profitable.

Please do us and yourself a favor and DO IT. Are you black btw? Then they gonna enlist you into the army and send you to the front immediately. Lets go COMMRADE.

You're cooked little bro. Prepare for your 20 years in a Siberian penal colony so that Russia can have a bargaining chip with the US.

America is sheit

Russki, cant even win or take land in Ukraine

They are only allowed to show the gay flag...

@@johndog1296 sure your a bad looser. Your country invaded Afghanistan wrongfully. Bombing civilians for what? In last 20 years American army worked with warlords, pedophiles and drug lords because of that most Afghans support the talibans

Yeah i dont know what america is now

Excalty XDDD And soon use will be destroyed

@@ah99_xd lets hope not. America might be a shit country with trash people, but its one of the most free countrie

@@killomnii freedom?? wdym all country in eu or asia is as free as the us

Bro, china lost to Vietnam AFTER the Vietnamese destoryed The U.S and lost to a militia in Africa and Russia got choked slammed by Ukrainians and in the 1980s they lost even harder in Afghanistan. You are saying Russia and China are strongrt than The U.S ,AND yes Iknow U.S has lost wars , Im not going to say that the U.S has never lost a war. Remember China and Russia do military parades that doesn't mean that they are stronger than The U.S. Rember this quote from Sun Tzu: Act weak when you are strong and Act strong when you are weak, The U.S does the first quote while China and Russia does the second