The radar cross section will go from a Mach 2 Bubble bee to a Mach 2 Bald Eagle. 'MURICA!!! As long as we're defacing taxpayer property let's paint Franklin on the munitions like Slim Pickens.
@@butlewe1ride that baby all the way. There used to be a model company that made one called "thermonuclear rodeo" and it was that scene from dr. Strangelove.
@@DevinEMILE I was honestly shocked when I got stuck attending my first command brief as a civilian and when the presenting officer asked for questions, the whole audience was silent, even the supervisors. Far too many prior service members who've all seen this game before... The officer kept fishing for a few minutes before ending the briefing semi-gracefully...
England: "Iran you should REALLY heed my warning about America" Iran: "Why's that?" England: "Because I've dealt with aggressive folks before, I have Ireland and Scotland next door. When they get angry it's a force to be reckoned with." Iran: "So what? I'm not even attacking them yet." England: "You're missing my lesson. Some of them moved TO the United States. They liked it enough to STAY and thrive. This won't end well for you."
So I tend to watch a lot of history and anthropology channels and a vast majority of those have come to the consensus that generally speaking a colony is the concentrated form of its parent country. We are weird for a reason. And we make it everyone else's problem.
He was just an MS not a CSM bastard jumped to avoid getting deployed to the sandbox when he still had a year left of course work and 2 years of evals to go Fucker straight up took the retirement pay hit just so he didn't have to get deployed meanwhile screwing his entire unit's command structure and preparedness
Fun variations I've used are "Only God can judge. I just set the court date." and "If they're dumb enough to try this, we'll send em same-day air straight to God."
@fabiomarangon2748 The more interesting thing is that if the F-22's are cleared to engage, they will likely be flying with F-35's as support and backup. It's going to be really embarrassing when any operational Iranian Su's, Mig's, Phantoms, and Tomcats suddenly lose their radars to high intensity jamming moments before the 22's send them to Allah.
That line put me in mind of a short story about a future fighter aircraft sent back in time to WW1. After hand filtering enough lantern fuel (kerosene) to fill his tanks, he finds his missiles can't lock on to wood and string, so he flies past at speed and lets the shock wave deal with the enemy biplanes.
Franklin zips up his flight suit, he places his aviators firmly on his face, places Kenny Loggins "DANGER ZONE" on repeat along with Kickstart my Heart, We Will Rock You, and Bad to the bone. Checks his tower for clearance, pisses on an Iranian flag and fires his engines.... Its a BAD day for the Iranian air force. The kid softly in the background "Would you intercept us? We'd intercept us..."
God I love the “birds aren’t real” meme 🤣 Covid was just a manufactured crisis to keep us all inside while the government replaced the birds batteries.
Go look up what family of birds crows and ravens belong to and lemme know what size hat I should make you. I just bought a whole new roll of aluminum foil and I'm on your side.
I heard that they were sending the kid yesterday. My first thought was, "They are gonna open the hanger." I couldn't wait for what HLC would have. Hahaha
“I hate to side with somebody who is known for notoriously doing weird shit, but that actually makes a lot of sense” yeah, Florida have a massive point there 😳
but that would imply that the US is actually much further ahead than they are revealing tot he world in terms of military capabilities and have actual drones capable of completely mimicking feline animals and had them since the 80s. which makes the US technological power 3x more technologically superior than even the army guys know.
@@redlefevre5448 no they aren't, humans have also self domesticated we demonstrate Neotony, childlike features and behavior that persist through adulthood, which is a key indicator for domestication,
I have an even better idea. We need to troll Maga into wearing PT belts as the new Maga symbol. They'll think it stands for something, but in reality we gave them one of our biggest jokes and an easy way to identify them.
@@gilessaint-loup2426 they are 30 year old planes. You can find enough fotos on the internet of every part of this plane to make a very accurate model of it. They aren't like the B-21s and NGAD / FA-XX.
Anyone else have a genuine emotional reaction for the kid? The previous generations’ pride.. Oof, right in the feels. I hope Franklin writes while he’s deployed…
Franklin just gonna stuff pringles cans full of pizza crust and sun dried rat meat and send it with a paw print inside a crudely drawn heart in the lid. No need for written word when your love language is food.
As someone who is having a rough day (tears have been shed and mental breakdowns have occurred) - God bless the F-22 and Franklin. I have never laughed SO HARD about a character (I cried even more). Thank you HLC for the momentary laugh in an otherwise rough day.
Hey Raine', I hear you. I've been having a rotten year. But HLC and others have encouraged some much needed laughter. The kind that's so out loud, I'm surprised by the sound of it. Even hearing my own giggles... is a relief. I hope you're feeling better.
While I'm not thrilled about the potential escalation of violence, I'm just too invested in The Kid's character arc. Started tearing up watching him react to being on-deck.
The apple hasn't fallen far from the tree. Back just before WW1 the royal navy was sent to keep the peace between Ottoman and Greek navies in the Med, they did this via decimating both navies.
I wonder if he's gonna be sharing the runway with navy Super Hornets loaded with AIM-174B 'Big Sticks' and he's like "Why do you have those and not me?"
WHEN HE GETS HIGH HE GETS HIGH ON SPEED! MACH 2 BUMBLEBEES A DRUG FOR ME MY HEART MY HEART KICKSTART MY HEART!!!! (Also Im very concerned with Florida making perfect sense, but IDC those cute fuzzy bastards can spy on me all they want).
@@darcidious99 i would corroborate with HLC to swap up most the lyrics with avionic parody lyrics. I cant bring myself to say (phonetically) Aeroplane. Its just... airplane. :p
@@nintendofan1749 that's where my brain went to when he said it. And come to think of it, it was Bob Barker that said it in the movie too. Must be an Old Man thing, LOL
@@pigeonpoo1823 Yep,so their God's gonna have so many fucking people coming for meetings that he'll need to create a whole new level of heaven just to fit the fucking waiting line.
Omg I love the callback to the 22's dream episode!! "There's no hiding it now... kid, you're up," was almost exactly the same line. Love the continuity 😃 ... the 'Raptor's Dream' episode is definitely not my favorite and I definitely haven't memorized it... 😅😅😅
Kinda wanna see the Senate ALL have to attend a 'fun event' and bring their families. "Alright Schumer, McConnel; you've 'volunteered' for the dunk tank. Congressional FRG spent a considerable amount of their budget on these and we will not waste the assets, hooah?"
Or having the House of Representatives in the front leaning rest. That'd quit their bickering real damn quick. "Room, attention!" "Front leaning rest position, move!" "In cadence... exercise!" "1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3!"
No idea about some of the military inside stuff but the "not going home until this bill is signed" is something I completely support. No vacations for Congress. They choose to do this, the country never sleeps, their job is 24/7/365 until they leave their seat. Not up for discussion, not up for negotiation, they are our bitches until they quit.
@@robdenny514 Why, because you need the government to tell you who you can vote for even more? Son, you don't need to be handing any more power out than you already have. You just need to fulfill your duties as a voter.
I find it enormously entertaining that despite Walz being a US CSM, I could not only follow those jokes, but also totally understand, even as an Australian!😂
isn't a CSM he was an MS, coksucker retired as soon as it was downwind that his unit was going to get deployed, still had an entire year left of work to get his CSM cert
@@victorkreig6089 retirement doesn't work like that in the Military. It takes months to get everything in order to retire when you want and if they need you they can deny it and keep you. He served 24 years, I think he deserves to be respected for it. You would know this is you served.
@@forboldenI served and I am retired Ill say it he was never a Sergeant Major he was a master Sergeant and when he retired he still had not completed what he needed to be and left when his unit came down on orders. The Unit he was in came out and said that.
@@thearcticoperator4525 He officially retired in May of 2005. Unit wasn't notified August 2005 and mobilized in October, It deployed in March of 2006. Looked for remarks from people in his unit and the only thing I found was 2 Sergeants who said he had planned retirement and to run for Congress well before anything started. One even said he wasn't going to vote for him but he was a good person who worked hard.
@@forbolden read the regs he was appointed conditionally that condition was to complete the smaj academy which is 2 year then serve another 2 years on top of that failure to do so reduces you back to the original rank he did not fulfill the terms of the contract for sergeant major he is not one end of discussion. Also Angry cops just did a video where other sergeant majors and confirm that and he use the actual regulation and dod policy one of which states he could run for office and still be military does the name kelsey gabbard mean anything to you she just became a battalion commander in the Army. The point is man ir doesnt matter what he had inteneded he signed an agreement with Army for a CSM slot not a sergeant major they are different in roles and responsibilities. He took that from someone else who wanted that and would have deployed and completed the requirements. He did not . At the end of the day it doesnt matter how nice he is he failed to follow through on a comittment to the army how are we supposed to trust him to lead the country even as VP he abandonded the men the chose to lead when they needed him most if you have deployed and servered you would understand how agregious that is . Do your research
The US is like a giant family. We love each other, but we don't always like each other. God forbid someone decides to interject themselves into our internal mess. Also, got tears in my eyes with the kid finally getting let loose.
They left the ‘failed units’ on planet as an old CCTV style system (basically in-home trail cams 😂) and they continued to breed at a certain level, then humans somehow figured out THEY could alter their breeding and then it became a shitshow, cause humans😂
Not gonna lie I 100% agree with the “America is good at fighting, and as long as everyone plays nice and chills out they do most of the fighting with each other. God save you if you become the target of their aggression though.” (I know it’s not the whole quote, but it gets the point across)
@CJFellowServant4288 canceling someone only works if their fans care about it... I couldn't give two shits about the opinions of people who try to cancel humor. I don't even think people like that are human.
Im gonna cry!😭 He's FINALLY gonna eat!!... On a sidenote I'm seeing comments in the wild of the interwebs about The Kid.... You've become part of internet culture @HLC 😎💪 which technically means world culture😶😎
we watched 12 of the kid land in the UK and in the comments they said we finally see the KID its so funny and raccoon was brought up!! i love you're vids and i think here in the uk SO MANY PEOPLE DO!!! what a sight it was................. GOD BLESS THE US...I'd intercept it
Correction on Walz. Per the Minnesota National Guard, he was NOT a "Command Sergeant Major", but instead was a "Master Sergeant" due to not completing his training. All the news & political outlets are going to spin things the direction they want, but I'll trust the Guard's statements when it comes to his rank & service record.
He did indeed serve as Sergeant Major, but since he did not complete all the Sergeants Major Academy coursework, he was administratively reduced to Master Sergeant after retiring, but it is indeed 100% accurate to say he was a SGM while serving (not even frocked since he was being paid as an E9, only in retirement is he back down to E8)
@@jamesscott2894being a Sargent Major select does not make someone a Sargent Major. The paperwork shows he was a Master Sargent up until he retired. It is stolen valor to claim a rank he did not have.
@@VolcanixAquatix I think it's worse. With the draft, you're being forced to do something you never signed up for. Walz willingly joined the National Guard, but when it came time to actually fight he said "naw, I'm out."
Raptor: "I need to pay them a, what do you call it here?" Rest of the World: "A visit? You mean a vi---" Raptor: "A beating! That's the word! Yeah a beating, be right back."
As a childless cat guy I can confirm that our feline friends are in fact here to keep us under observation, A task they find very boring, which is why they sleep on the job so much.
Best one yet HLC and I loved the jokes about Kamala’s VP pick. Got chills from all the hooah and standards and discipline 😂 …. Also it’s about time Foxtrot 22 got some real burn. “If they want to meet god, you set up the meeting” Hell Yes!!!! Also thanks for the ADA vids, I report to Sill in December to start 14E AIT.
You are very correct. As Americans we like to fight amongst ourselves. But Irene save you if you do something to get us all to agree that you need to go. There won’t be a crater. It will be a god damn sea.
Many years from now, when my great, great, great, great, great, granddaughter look on her Samsung Galaxy 700, she'll ask my AI convert consciousness what caused that funny hole in the middle east, my response will be, "This is what happens when someone decides to be stupid and fights the US and a good chunk of the world"
@@Adi-bo5do People have been literally killed because of the Democrats NOT securing the Southern border (and blocking it whenever someone else tries to).
@@Adi-bo5do I mean Kamala's time as DA led to her putting a few innocent people in prison, and under her supervision she made lawsuits against the big banks to get dismissed after their games during the 2008 housing crisis. Which my family did suffer under.
"Out the hanger, under Franklin's legs, between grampa buff's engines, in 35's slipstream, nothing but missile in turban!" -- The kid, a week in... _Probably._
Iranians don't wear turbans do they? And why did the kid shoot the Siehk (They do wear turbans)? And Turbans do not fit under a flight helmet the Indians have tried yet failed to get one to fit.
I can just see the poor loadmasters on the ESTA C-17: "Ah.. hey guys... why is there a Racoon on board?" F-22 Crew Chief: "Just... just don't touch him. Last time I did he threw a 3/4 inch wrench at me then some-crazy-how pulled out a cutting torch."
Is it a bad thing that I'm now imagining Franklin watching from the sidelines in a neutral country with a footlong hotdog in one hand, massive soda next to him, and a giant foam finger saying "GO RAPTOR GO"? You know what? I want that on a T-Shirt. HLC, the idea's yours if you send me one.
i really do wonder if they learned anything since being told "you should go home now". now they'll be sent to god with same day shipping. God bless America
Lmfaoooo I didn't even think about the possibility of Walz giving the entire collective country area beautification duty but I can see it happening now.
1:58 So this is what the Lincoln has been doing since they left Newport News..? For context: I worked on that boat as a civilian. Then I got laid off right before overhaul finished. The earthquake didn't help either.
Iran: "Haha the USA is sending unescorted B-52s into our space! We shall intercept with glorious revolutionary air guard!" The F-22 wing no one can see until it's too late: "Keep distracting them, Buff!"
@@metroidhunter965was that before or after he allowed rioters to destroy uninsured small businesses? Oh wait, you love when black owned businesses are burned.
Which is funny because he decided to retire right as he was about to get sent to war. In fact the soldiers who served under him claim he abandoned them.
