Military TikTok Fails... Part 9 

"It's not a white guy or black guy, it's a Marine." -Nikko Ortiz 2024

I love that Nikko was just too humble to admit that the dude was probably referring to him

1:46 3 things that could have3 happened. 1 Pilot popped flares accidently, 2 the full AB caused the flares to ignite, or 3 aircraft received a lock on signal and popped flares but judging by the following flight path more then likely the first two in order.

Niko is my favorite lesbian influencer

That trees only considered military property if you crash a vehicle into it. They definitely accounting for that damage assessment on that tree. 😂

*pops flares *radio: “Come by the office when you land” Pilot: 👁️👄👁️

5:43 The tank was diggin its own grave😂

2:04 hia callsign from then on was Flares

That mag catch was hard af

You know it’s about to be hilarious when it’s military fails

4:06 I know DAMN WELL you didn’t just throw us fuelers under the bus 😭

What's funny about being in the Marines... is that I know exactly where the clip @2:23 was taken. Good old Hasty Rappel Hill 1 at JWTC here in beautiful Okinawa Japan. What we see here is exactly what happens when you don't keep your body perpendicular to the hill, or as I like to call it, "Pulling a Michael Jackson".

Im lovin' Nikkoz knife hand.

2:50 doing some home workouts while watching niko about got me killed cause I was laughing so hard I about dropped my bell on me.

2:44 he lopked up to God cause he knew he was about to meet him

2:03 I’m not a pilot but I know two classmates who’s parents are pilots, one flies a b1, and the other has the call sign, “paddles”

6:00 they actually do that that’s why they have a retractable shovel

Being recognizable to the public in the Military can cause you to be rejected for certain sensitive assignments and possibly have your security clearance revoked.

4:02 Nick throwing shade at narrator lol

I'd say Garand Thumb has transitioned pretty well. Jared Taylor comes to mind as well. Mat Best was already out and contracting I think when he started posting (I may be wrong).

The diffrence between the army and airforce is that the army is training and the Airforce is doing all the paperwork for the military (So all the branches)

Always a good day when Nikko posts

4:18 I’ve played to much fallout, looke’n for the second head on the bear.

Mres in the field hit different when you haven’t had shit to eat for a while

2:33 OH NO STEPBRO IN ARMS!!

YES influencer fails PLEASE!!!!!

Nikki I currently have covid and your the most happiest thing I got today

Dude an All female flight crew just ditched their brand new billion dollar jet into Kanehoe bay. You think the Navy's gonna ground Them. Yeah.

They never do get old, do they Nikko? I could watch military fails for hours.

4:04, YourNarrator has joined the chat. xD

I’m trying to get into the army currently I actually really excited

9:23 uhh MrBallen 💁‍♂️

0:28 the street fighter 2 reference is crazy.😅

He wanted a hug 0:01

Both the pilot and maintainers would be investigated for that incident. I do the release checks on F18s, I would be the first technician investigated for that shit. Pilots are the last one to be suspected. But it does happen.

I have a friend who has a older brother in the military and he returned home but the day right before he was supposed to go back to the base his base got attacked so he stayed home longer

Nikko confused by that Air Force mil2millionaire money.

As a former 12 bravo. That was a shitty dug tank Deathalaid that the tank got stuck in.

You are something else 😂

26 seconds since the post and I'm already hyped

Felt bad for ryan with moving the hole 😂😂

Love these bro thanks for the vids

Never go home.

I figured out why the space force exists There in case we find oil on the moon

Damn Nikko should play war thunder with a flight stick

Marines loving it haha 😂

I love your videos Niko. Makes me feel like I would be in the army. You’re my spirit animal 😂😂😂😂

The coolest scar earned in our basic training was by the kid who caught hot brass with his chin strap. 😎👉👌😹

I thought the jet exploded for a sec

10:25 "just join them....she belongs to the streets now" 😂

That NPA looked like it went in raw, no lube or nothing.

Yeah that was def JP8 my dude was getting high af from that lmao.

That face plant killed me

9:51 Hey Nikko, ever think about switching to decaf?

Bro I saw the thumbnail my brain just went “this is already gonna be good and funny”

0:07 ayo😳

4:02 is that Nikko Calling out his boy Narrator?! 😂

if youre a pilot and you pop flares as youre leaving the runway, youre about to get a new call sign

was that dude becoming a chaplin and getting slapped with holy water?😂😂

He has the best videos

That’s a real farmboy 4:47 👏🏽🤐😤

JUST IN TIME!!! i literally came to YT looking for a distraction!

I was on an a night field op with my sniper platoon directing CAS. I handed the radio over to my RO and as we were watching runs go by an explosion looked differently than the rest. The radio went silent and we were exfiled immediately but I already knew. Never saw his name in the news. RIP Maj. Richard Norton

The Airforce couple clip, gotta admit, the husband looks a lot like Niko's Airforce character.

2:55 That's how you get pink eye.

5 meters to the left. Me: is bigger better sir? Begins digging the hole further left. We got a mansion hole.

Yea Niko

The last one was being blessed with holly water :))), they also do this here as a christian ceremony in Romania :)))

Omg yesss been waiting for him to pooosssssttttg❤!!!

9:32 duke dennis

Air Force gets all the good stuff 😂😂😂

My boy taking shots at narrator with deployed to Germany joke lol i really wanna see narrators funny come back to that lol

Wish me luck y’all. I’m going to MEPS tomorrow. To join the marine corps

Nikko has the best videos

Yes

The lesbian comment killed me 😂😂

Dry shave advice on point

He is DARK GREEN!

No you did not use that Sunny in Philadelphia refence 😆fucking wheezing. It's even better when Charlie talks about cheese 😆

nah that first one is wild 🤣

If i pilot active his flair he's gonna get court martialed

A Marine once told me that you are not gay if you are pitching, only if you are catching... LMAO

That "rich" couple were both officers bud they got it like that.

"Before we start, I would like to thank the navy for providing this mysterious liquid; It's local, and they make it themselves."

This was super super ABUSIVE 😢😅😢😢😢

I don't get why the Military doesn't by brass catchers for the range, I think I payed $8 or $9 for mine.

I wanna join the milliatry next year when i turn 18 and finish highschool. I have been studying for my asvab so i can get a great score so i can be a nurse in the air force and your content has helped me alot but I have a question, when you got to boot camp what do you pack especially if your clothes and stuff is provided there I never asked my brother before he went and I just wanted to know.

7:29 Two service members - married (but not to each other): BAH x2, COLA x2, enlistment bonus x2, and pending alimony x1 = sweet rental pad w/ fancy laminate floors and dyson fan in the bedroom... no drug-dealing or butt-selling required... but, nasty breakup in 3... 2... 1...

1:48 most likely get yelled at thats what happened to my cousin he popped the flares on accident thats what he told me so

War Hampster, is making it as an influencer

8:13 they're services or Admin...that's the only way they're acting like that and have a nice house. They actually have time to do things and play deployment games. Maintainers work while watching these guys.

Have I already seen this via twitch , yes, will I watch it again, also yes CAUSE NIKKO IS THE BESTEST EVER FOREVER THE END ❤

Daddy PJ -> Garand Thumb

Not a pilot but when those flares were accidentally popped probably nothing over like a week suspension from flight would happen.

Imagine if the tank video where it is stuck in a huge hole it made and right next by it has a sign that says sergeants grass stay out you’re fucked 😂😂

Sorry Nikko you are a military influencer. Sorry brother brother man.

“It’s not a white guy or a black guy it’s a marine “😂 bros so funny

yo Nikko, what branch where you in?

What if they were trying to angle to tank to give themselves their own artillery lol

I saw a 68W trainee volunteer for a sternal notch IO. That was fun to watch. Probably not for him, but he's the idiot that volunteered for it. I'd much rather an NPA than a sternal IO. lol