Military TikToks I Regret Watching

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Another Military Fails video because I've had plenty of failures in the Army and so have all other veterans and military branch members reacting to funny military tiktok fails to have you laughing in pain! Let me know in the comments your worst military fail or scare!
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@Rxzzler Год назад

“Kid threw a fckin rock at me” Slowly rotates turret towards crowd

@desrickphillips4984 Год назад

whats the link to that video?

@wingeddrake4227 Год назад

it's been done

@LilDylon Год назад

I mean I would as long as it’s not against Genieva

@idorandomthingsjpg 11 месяцев назад

@@LilDylon cringe

@aidanhammer6968 11 месяцев назад

@@LilDylonThat’s why you could never possibly get into in the military.

@mkz2017 Год назад

“We can’t say sir or ma’am anymore”… Not gonna lie, as a Marine, that shit cut deep.

@daviswhite3591 Год назад

Yut.

@shararm Год назад

How do you know when someone's a marine

@jricknuts8067 Год назад

At least they didn't take your crayons away

@goose5935 Год назад

Hi i want to join marines should i?

@goose5935 Год назад

@uapv why not

@hooptylife Год назад

My boy lived a whole life time by 23. Married a stripper, had a kid , bought a house, got divorced, lost the house 😂

@Lipanj92 Год назад

That's sad.

@ROLZILLA Год назад

The stripper was prob his drill Sargent

@BrokensoulRider Год назад

Definitely drilled a sargent alright @@ROLZILLA

@Simply_American 9 месяцев назад

Don’t forget his charger with %20 interest

@hooptylife 9 месяцев назад

@@Simply_American it was a v6 mustang he dui’d his was home and a took out our neighbor mailbox

@StarletteLily5874 Год назад

You can hear his vocal cords struggling💀💀💀

@ViennaStories 2 месяца назад

Yes poor Nikko. His vocal cords said no

@randybeltrame2906 5 месяцев назад

My son is in the Air Force six years plus and yes, he has changed. He’s become quite a good man a good soldier, and I could never be more proud. He is the Air Force.

@m1sunderstxxd 23 дня назад

Any advice? I’m in the Air Force with less than a month before BMT🥲

@dmac2328 Год назад

I’m not in the military but I do love your content, thank you for the entertainment and laughter

@nikkoortizshorts Год назад

🙌🙌

@yYourMama4946onxbox Год назад

Same

@fuzzytop4746 Год назад

Dude is just a good entertainer

@katjones4840 Год назад

Same😂✌️

@Elliotbalzz Год назад

Same

@bobrice5159 Год назад

“When there’s nobody in town and you’re doing a patrol” instant chills bro.

@d.johnson9957 Год назад

Same...

@frauditorreaper Год назад

The militarys secret motto...."Hurry up and wait." I LOVE the barracks bunny clip 😂😂😂😂😂

@andreadieken4388 7 месяцев назад

Naw that is ma mom

@robsteingruber9488 Год назад

I did 30 years. I miss the people the most. The best brothers and sisters I never knew I had, in places I never want to go again.

@KipataSensei Год назад

as a fellow veteran and 68w i appreciate you saying something about suicidal veterans! remember your battle buddies and check on them i appreciate you

@camillebrush1088 Год назад

I didn't even know it was possible to sleep standing up till I joined. 😂

@reachingcoldmountainbeforeyou Год назад

For real

@ashleyharris7613 Год назад

i remember the person next to me fell asleep during our marching drill in bootcamp and she busted her face on the pavement. i ended up falling asleep during our final PI drill in bootcamp because we had just finished our OPFA and i gave all my energy in that run

@grumpus_hominidae Год назад

Seriously. Ya learn to sleep whenever and wherever you can, especially in bootcamp.

@kami439 Год назад

It’s honestly good sleep

@KLUGnick Год назад

Fell asleep on a drill about broke my nose on the dudes helmet in front in me when he stopped walking.. crazy shit

@micc_armybrat2523 Год назад

“So rude!” - Gonna show you what rude feels like! 😬 Great video Nikko! Love hearing about your personal experiences! Such a great story teller!

@katherinebrown1896 Год назад

The fact that I come from a professional theatre dancer background and am so invested in these damn military videos and even know what a MRE is shows how chaotically captivating Nikko is 🤣 Yes to more MRE vids. Or just you screaming and story telling. I’m on the journey either way!

@skullhunter-cq9um Год назад

npc ass comment💀

@saraolson7730 Год назад

He’d been screaming a lot, I don’t think I’ve seen him this hoarse before.

@Sword-xb7nu Год назад

I think nikkos just the kinda guy who’s demeanour can make any content great

@musicandfoodallday Год назад

i'm the same way i do professional theatre but i watch all his military vids

@monkeyearcheese420 9 месяцев назад

The fuck is theater dance ?

@AlexPeace246 Год назад

Niko’s probably the best recruiter the U.S. military has, and he’s not even on their payroll as one 😂

@xanderfish1645 3 месяца назад

That's what they want you to think...

@justinmcwilliams6759 Год назад

The brotherhood in the military surpasses even familial bonds. I almost volunteered to go over to Ukraine, but I have a wife, house, etc. now and didn't want to risk making her a widow.

@castlebravo956 10 месяцев назад

blud if you went to ukraine youd be killed in the first month by a kamikaze drone :(

@Dondingo4 5 месяцев назад

This has the same energy as "yeah, I would've joined the military, but if a drill sergeant got in my face I'd knock him out."

@Dondingo4 5 месяцев назад

@@castlebravo956 The fuck's a kamikaze drown?

@castlebravo956 5 месяцев назад

@@Dondingo4 drone lol

@Androtar Год назад

Bruh, another SGT came up to me my first week in the unit and goes "How much is your Facebook subscription?" I was like "What?" He asked "How much you pay for Facebook a month?" So naturally I said $0. He was like "Oh, I pay $2300 a month." I was like ... dafuq? Turns out a woman he 'encountered' on TDY got knocked up and found hin on Facebook, now he pays child support and backpay haha.

@williammckinney4043 Год назад

Hahahahahahahahaha

@LordOfFerrets Год назад

Love these Military reactions cause we get Story-Time Nikko. Simply quality content at it's finest ! KEEP GETTING IT !

@HeavyJay1421 Год назад

The fact the solider said "I love you drill Sargent "

@uscg_grace Месяц назад

Someone said "Thanks for your cervix" to our DI once and I think he died because I never saw him again lmao

@wikkiddeathlord7372 Год назад

I've never been in the military myself but my gramps was in the army and served in the Vietnam war as a door gunner in a chopper. I enjoy your videos and RU-vid shorts. Shits great bro keep it up

@grumpus_hominidae Год назад

Duuuude, you're so right about looking back fondly on your military service. I wouldn't join today, but back when I was in (early 90s), THAT was a good time. We did sooo much stupid shit together LOL

@ashsteele7361 Год назад

Nikko be sounding like filthy frank talking about that round story.

@lorenar8163 Год назад

I thought it was a sound issue 😂

@coltw8944 Год назад

"just thought about it, you probably got a divorce" That fucking killed me.

@sandrasherman9294 Год назад

I rarely ate the whole mre except for the ham slice. I would trade the entree for crackers and peanut butter. The 11bs were always good for a trade.

@seangleason260 Год назад

Not a military guy, but a big military supporter and i come from a big military family, your genuine content talking about your experiences are really awesome, they should have you and guys like you recruiting

@taytayg284 Год назад

bro that speech at 8:32 made me want to join

@mdr212roger4 Год назад

As infantry I’ve literally slept in a big ass mud puddle

@brianpike7581 Год назад

My butter bar Lt. Picked only building in combat town w/o a roof. Then had us sleep in it during a sleet storm. (He had to go home that night, he had dentist appointment next day)

@denofwolves1969 Год назад

Back in the 80's we'd have ammo sitting in our rooms half the time.

@No_fritz01 Год назад

2:07 lmfao the way Nikko explains this 💀

@deannagoff732 6 месяцев назад

My dad got my mom pregnant with me

@Kizzwaz 5 месяцев назад

That’s cool dawg

@scarletmaye 4 месяца назад

SAME

@sony2menu 4 месяца назад

Gross.

@keep.on.trying 4 месяца назад

That's usually how it goes....

@Roosterboy_00 4 месяца назад

Congratulations

@bellahurley08 Год назад

Literally I want to go in the military so bad and seeing how you talk about it I see your very passionate about it and it makes me feel better about the field

@prowindowlicker2234 Год назад

“I would give anything to go back to the military” - Niko Well I feel attacked

@johnzaknich3979 Год назад

G-Day Nikko, I'd be interested in seeing what's in a American MRE and see the difference with the rat-packs we used to get in the Australian Army.

@andrewmason7188 Год назад

8:06 Nikko talkin about great experiences in the military and dude in chat says “nikko eat the chair”

@Goglebobs Месяц назад

😂

@kkppsx4122 29 дней назад

😂

@flopus7 Год назад

Nikko"s basic: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT DRILL SGT My basic: Dude straight up put rounds over our drill's head. Never forgot Miller the drill sergeant killer.

@michaeln1893 Месяц назад

we threw piss bottles at kids saying it was gatorade and watched them try it then throw up as they realized what it was. 😂😂😂😂 merica!!!

@colubridcollector8236 Год назад

This shit makes me miss the military. Its only been a few yrs since I've been out due to copd (burn pits, shits real). All the shit in the video is so true. Miss it so much.

@Brimbles2 Год назад

My dad, a retired combat vet says Monsters. Hands down. Mean Bean to be exact 😅

@lucianaromulus1408 Год назад

I'm not a vet, but mean bean got me through my early 20s

@J-Rod91 Год назад

4:05 My brother found the round before they tried this on him. He threw the round into the woods.

@SHARKIESHA. Год назад

12:19 bro really said “Cheese tortilla” like ??? Fool you mean a quesadilla? 💀

@A2Z11tree Год назад

Lmao the pregnant thing is 100% truth. My husband (before he was my husband) came home from deployment in 2018-2019ish, decides to go to a bar, meets a random chick, BOOM. Pregnant.

@cled3600 Год назад

7:20 to 8:35 Nikko makes the BEST recruiting ad I've seen in a long, long time. Go Nikko!!!

@staciewilson5497 Год назад

MRE's are basically military charcuterie snack packs.

@Friendly-Admin Год назад

1:47 hmm I would just run in circles 😂

@jessicablack9960 Год назад

I mastered sleep standing up in boot camp. I slept through graduation while I was standing in formation and would wake up momentarily to do a command then go back to sleep. Never missed one command.

@heinrichhenning6096 Год назад

I love how for a seconf he gets deep and inspirational and the follow second screams his lungs out at God🤣

@corden9941 Год назад

I remember one unit I was in asking if you had any live rounds after the range. I said no and they said, "why not?"

@Arc824 Год назад

That round situation on Basic training is so accurate tho across other branches tho 😂😂😂 atleast based on my experience at AF BMT

@RensTop40Playlists Год назад

"throws basketball at your face"

@polarbaker5567 Год назад

I wanna see you and narrator do an MRE video together , kinda like the one he did with internet city

@ROLZILLA Год назад

7:50 didn’t know you were a philosopher but it’s so true

@anthonyortiz8412 Год назад

Someone give this man a radio show

@Foreign0817 Год назад

"We merge the Air Force back into the Army, Space Force becomes the next air force."

@carsonc9006 Год назад

Hey Nikko your videos are so funny and you always light up my day when I laugh so hard at your jokes

@CosmicLvL144 Год назад

Nikko getting the DS raspiness in his voice 😂 get some honey and water bro. Love your videos 💯

@kelw919 Год назад

My son is currently at BMT for the Air Force Reserves and we laugh with your content. Love it!

@HunterLvyiXIII Год назад

He gets his phone in basic?

@rebekahaylor2303 Месяц назад

I was here for the comedy, but now you got me in my feels brother

@bearlake7383 Год назад

Hopefully you dont lose your voice nikko. Love your videos and streams!

@athena8749 Год назад

Military Tiktok reactions are getting better and better 😂 the part with the elephant a$$ got me so bad🤣

@DukeGouliez Год назад

I wasn’t even in the military and I can tell you RipIts are leaps and bounds better than anything else

@lisaenglert3202 Год назад

My brain so relates to Nikko. Hilarious as always 😂

@azine437 Год назад

You should help out with recruiting. Seriously, you give great points as how the military improves your life. Great content.

@Ohnomybrainitsgone Год назад

Great content as always Niko. Your uploads always make my day so much better!

@nikkoortizshorts Год назад

👏👏

@BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz Год назад

If I’m being brutally honest we need more military TikTok’s!!

@Rockethead293 Год назад

Agreed.

@TGS_RYNX Год назад

agreed

@avallinblaire3092 Год назад

7:20-8:20 this is the most convincing reason for me to join the military

@Robin_Fayt Год назад

My husband is away at boot camp and your videos are getting me through the separation

@melly3043 Год назад

Girl same

@Earthandspace3.14 Год назад

This man is still screaming as he’s losing his voice honestly impressive commitment

@maniac9721 Год назад

Thanks for the banger my dude.

@nikkoortizshorts Год назад

Hell yeah. 🙌

@eaglefixer1584 Год назад

So much intensity, love it man. Definitely gotta do more MRE videos, just dont leave out the beans and franks, possibly the nastiest MRE ever made 🤢🤢🤮🤮

@TheKingsapostle Год назад

"You're firing blanks" 😂😂😂

@RensTop40Playlists Год назад

fax 😴

@lynnlynn.1 16 часов назад

THE GUY COMMING OUT THE RHINOS BUTHOLE HAS ME DYING LMAO

@Khornecussion 6 месяцев назад

" I would give anything to do that again. " - Well as long as you're not too maimed, can aways go join the FFL. They don't give a damn so long as you can still operate and do so well.

@tylerlloyd9881 Год назад

Imagine if movie theaters sold MRE’s

@corden9941 Год назад

If you do another MRE video, you should do the MRE challenge. Everything edible in the MRE mixed together and eat it in less than a minute.

@krystopherjohnson2082 Год назад

Before I got into some trouble I was set to go to basic training, was recruited for linguistics and code breaking but I wanted to be either a sniper/ designated marksman or operate the really big guns.

@NateAmado 4 месяца назад

Mr. Nikko never-drank-goody-two-shoes 😂

@autumnreacts10 3 месяца назад

You mentioned getting arrested and it gave me a flash back. I used to be a corrections officer and my town is by an Air Force base. Every Monday at 6am sharp, we'd get a call asking if anyone had gotten arrested. lol

@NoName19815 Год назад

1:09 is that you

@emmetlover206 Год назад

I'd like to see your least favorite MRE.

@sabinal17 Год назад

yes! who will start the petition?

@JLedge35 Год назад

Your videos literally bring back so many memories bro😂

@stroud74301 5 месяцев назад

Around 8:15 in the video, I agree that it's the comraderie that I miss the most. That special brotherhood that you have with the soldier to your left right front and back, the stupid shit you do with them in the field, especially the extra stupid garrison shit that happens.

@ZaMonolith Год назад

Bro the drill sergeant yelling at the dude who got caught with the barracks bunny sounded like you, holy shit

@Christin-zv9fk Год назад

Round 8:00 was all the realness got real.

@AllenMcDeal-nh7tb Год назад

1:20 Rip It

@Zombicorn731 Год назад

Thank you for the content Nikko! God bless you & your family!!!

@trenchkid1875 Год назад

God bless him but he did say the unforgivable sin so idk bout that

@CGC_14 11 месяцев назад

@@trenchkid1875wait, what’d he say? 👀

@cevune-8652 Год назад

@6:03 My platoon Sergeants: "Go out and enjoy the area, I don't want y'all to be sad pandas holed up in the barracks all weekend" Me: "Shit, Sergeant, I'm trying to get a good conduct medal"

@timmyhawk-pk3fs 8 месяцев назад

My dad met some guys in the military and is such good friends with them now that every year they go see a basketball game with the same people

@laftytafty8827 Год назад

You sick? Cause that’s what your voice sounds like 5:15

@ghostface3557 Год назад

Love all your videos Nikko!

@mariedockery1126 Год назад

Ghost!!! How was your 13th?!

@ghostface3557 Год назад

@@mariedockery1126 Good! Watched all the Friday the 13th movies. You?

@mariedockery1126 Год назад

@@ghostface3557 omg! SAME! Jason was busy! that popcorn was good

@BTWiMG0LDEN Год назад

Been looking into 17c Cyber Operations Specialist and other similar mos recently as a career change. Sounds like a good gig/training to go through.

@RensTop40Playlists Год назад

i smoke rocks lol

@valkyrieraven7446 Год назад

Me being in the Air Force and still able to call people sir or ma’am. I may be a paper pusher, but at least they ain’t takin my manners away from me. Also, best MREs are the breakfast ones. Or any that had a pound cake in it. Them things were good.