Minecraft, but if I laugh I die 

now that ive seen an actual frequency, im suddenly very glad i wasnt there to see it-

That’s two every second holy shit

@@aimbotarrow5981 it was insane bro

@@aimbotarrow5981 people were spamming it for over half an hour

i left the stream after the 5th chimps will drown dono it was so cringe

Being alone with his thoughts is funnier than twitch chat

@Rogal Fox clown

Every vid

@Rogal Fox but y

@@dvargas3553 hermitcraft rickroll ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-a1j9owBuwdQ.html

He s not a pedo tho and hell come back

Boo fuckin hoo

It really does hurt, but he'll heal from the drama and come back. And even if he doesn't, we always have the memories.

@@dimo6994 he isn't a pedo but what he did was illegal

I almost feel bad for watching him but it's so funny.

Bruh, I tell my mother that all the time

That part came on right as i read this comment. Lol

Mood

@@mewtwotwo1507 bro same wtf

I thought stupid said straight for a second

No comment 🤣

twitter moment

Gotta admit, it was pretty hot

stop it stop it stop it i dont wanna thinka bout it

@@audreyhawrylo I watch the vids still. I don't respect carson but i like his content. It's like playing minecraft without respecting notch or enjoying harry potter without respecting JK Rowling

@@asei231 bro please the incident was not exactly his fault man you can see all about it here - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xD428kjRSjo.html

@@redhoodplays768 but didn’t he admit to it?

@@Lynyx1120 He did admit to it but it was not completely his fault bc the girl had given her consent for it to happen so he cant be fully blamed for the events that followed

@@jjOnceAgain ty for having a fucking brain

yeah

@Michel Wölfert sorry I thought my giant internet fame would make it the top comment

Furthermore, shout out to Carson for still fucking it up. We wouldn't have it any other way.

Why is Carson's chat so painfully unfunny at least with youtube you can dislike the unfunny comments

@@invizcharlie9477 I mean, technically you can dislike comments but it don't do anything

@@invizcharlie9477 just like twomad’s chat/media shares

im this kids friend im cool

?

@@John20511 it's a meme

@@theadchannel6888 what’s a meme

@@John20511 meme

I've seen this before deja vu?

wait how many times did chat play it

@@nocarbonationtm21 184 in 10 min

@@mxkl4463 That's commitment. I have literally never seen as much commitment to things as I have on the internet, like in comment sections and live chats.

@@Salza02 you do know that I was joking?

@@mxkl4463 he was playing off your joke my guy

He looks very talented. I hope he doesn’t chuckle at the thought of twomad’s home

looks like a skilled fella! hope he doesn’t crack himself up over his own joke about the dream smp :-)

What a smashing dude, I hope he doesn’t somewhat laugh at monke in car

@@barackobama1381 thanks, Obama

@@imsane1724 no problem kind stranger

I don’t see the need to slight the chats fuckin “meme game,” but you do you I guess

@@Flash4ML why tf you so aggressive bruv

@@Flash4ML because the stream was incredibly sad

Poor cargskon

@@Flash4ML unfortunately, he isnt too out of pocket since Carson laughed like 7 times in the 3 hour stream, 5 of them being from him just laughing at himself while he kept saying that he saw each meme already.

Yeah the "THINGS I PUT MY ASS. COINS. COINS. COINS" thing was so painfully annoying. It got spammed so much

Unfunny to you*

@@Salza02 many people have different types of humor tastes- you trying to correct me isn’t gonna do anything....

@@user-nk9rg8er1v even if it was funny the first time it was spammed so much that it became unfunny

@@user-nk9rg8er1v kinda hypocritical to say correcting isn't gonna do anything when you tried correcting them...

who

cark

Smp is done dude

Cakr

Cak

Chimp superior chimp do not drown

Ooh ooh eeh eeh

Chimps cant swim?

@@zeplln473 they can now

This was not supposed to be funny But Jesus fucking christ

i don't know man kinda sounds to me like you're defending a predator 😬

@@benandwyattproductions1595 nah its just like I was showing what everyone's doing since carson got convicted

@@benandwyattproductions1595 he isnt a predator you smoothbrain.

@Ben and Wyatt Productions not a predator bro...

@@benandwyattproductions1595 he's not a predator dumb dumb. He did nothing wrong Lmao

he mostly laughes at his own jokes

That is fair

His viewers just aren’t funny

Try showing him shitass speed run

Copied my name

Ya

WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

@@jqden758 i use the justin y method

is this justin y's brother? lmao I saw you last on boffiy's vid

@@bruhify Understandable, have a nice day

always

Yeah they're awful

They always spam the same videos and repeat the same jokes, that were only funny for a couple of times.

@@unaisqureshi5812 pain

I watched this stream for 10 minutes and left immediately after cause chat was so unfunny it was just boring

It hurt

Indeed

Just Spain without the s😢☹😭

2021 is now cursed

Sucks, yeah

At least someone else appreciated that moment.

in chimps, water will drown

Thank God, the CallMeCarson community realising that repeating jokes isn’t funny

@@kenjoda More like the CallMeCarson editor

In water, chimps will drown. Rwheeeeeeeeeeeeee

Well some tried to edit it

How many were there lmfao

@@pecador_tor 184

I'm not gonna blow up manberg. honestly I've accepted that chat SUCKS

Say what you want but the guy spittin straight facts.

i honestly started cackling

"in chimps, water drowns"

That's what makes these kinds of streams unbearable for me. If he laughs at a video, get ready for chat to make you despise it before 30 more minutes have passed. "Oh hey he laughed at that one video, how about we submit it 50 MORE TIMES"

Don't mess with us CallMeCarson fans! We repeat the same jokes over and over and think unfunny memes are funny

It was somewhat funny the first time, but then chat spammed the same video for almost 30 minutes. This vod was boring as shit.

NEW STIMULI, MUST REPEAT JOKE

Fun fact: in water, chimps will dtoen

@@r3is647 yes they will dtoen

@@Hayden49 sad reality. we will all dtoen

@@_Iss ied i mwan

Fun fact: in water, chimps will dtoen

It’s because his laugh is contagious, every time he laughs I can’t help but laugh ass well

@@lisforlegend3104 *ass well*

@@generalpierogi ASS WELL

@@bjbrouwers5926 no not Ass Well

@@lisforlegend3104 ass well

Same bro

I love his vids, I hope he comes back soon

Same bro, damn I really miss his videos and streams

Same

Since he stopped shooting himself in the foot he made supreme vids

I know how you feel bru

Chrustis Whenever i see that poes i get a wave of disappointment Every time

Leesten carefullee

I have learned that it was fake, be disappointed with me.

Same boet :(

KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear wan

AxxL that lil vinny diss track kinda hard tho

Too basic

@Sonia Cheng crying cuz crying releases shit in your brain that makes you happy

@@AxxLAfriku I’ve seen you saying the same things for the past 2 years on RU-vid in reply sections

I don't get it

Comicly large shovel

@@dotwashere4498 on spo f l

**Pulls out comically large spoon**

Bossy

Hes not your puppet

@@weakw1llok snowflake-

I actually liked watching just Carson

April Summers bully

What happened to pizza?

@@littleguy3389 pizza

I get the joke

@@littleguy3389 Wood, in cold blood, fired pizza.

damn how he gonna get a job now 😔

Painfully underrated comment

TookEk ok funny police

There were a few decently funny clips right up until after the first time he laughs

Good thing carson can somewhat save it

The most vocal people are the least funny. It’s all 9 year olds with their moms credit cards, the rest of the chat are like the comment sections on his videos: annoying, but mildly amusing

Disappointed that this video wasn’t just the 5 hours where “In water, chimps will drown” played over and over

Thing is, Wilbur chuckled every 2 seconds.

@Sprunk Papa No, most of the time he makes some excuse and keeps going

At least Wilbur's chat has a good sense of humour unlike Carson's

@@AmogusTheAdogus and Wilbur's chat tends to send more wholesome stuff while most of Carson's chat is just random loud nonsense so ig since they're both very different people they attract people with very different humor so that might explain why Wilbur's chat tends to have better humor like that chat can get annoying especially with the Tommy Innit spam

@@trashysage Epic

i always did and always will

or Markiplier's.

Yeah but with twomad he fakes (almost) laugh so people will donate more, thats business

my mans hustlin if he wants 2 jebait 12 year olds with their parents credit cards let em

@@thenonchalantzealot1000 i feel like marks laughs are genuine, i mean...guys expressive as hell, and loud as hell too

@Luke Fraczek I've heard him laugh to his friends' jokes when he wasn't the one recording. I know it's real, but it sounds so fake. It sounds like a voice actor making a laugh for their character.

well, he is not QUITE dream

@@mister4y dream isn’t that chill rlly and actually more energetic rlly

I hope he does some fun things like rescuing a ghast, or capturing a ravager

Brian from Family Guy?

This dude doesn't know who brian is how old and uncultured are you.

@@caesardelatorre6893 I just forgot his name and the name of the show, don't be mad bro xd

@@elb4b0s08 im angry

Ah yes the show of Peter griffin lmaoo

Why

e

Because Carson

I also like Laughing in pain

#letusseethebakugancarson

LOL I LOVE THIS

Well said

bro i miss him i got a manga pfp

It does lmao

on god bro

Why is is so hard to read your user

fr

@@jojo_todoroki1245 twas the intent

bro so true, i wanna see more of his cat when he comes back

@@animebabe7398 i’m hyped for when carson comes back when he was first canceled i actually went and looked through all the evidence and went though the legal system for what he was accused of and the law he broke was pretty much only for 50 year olds who try and date kids and looking at accounts of grooming what carson did hardly even counts as grooming not once he use his fame to his advantage like many claim and i even have a cousin who is a lawyer and with the evidence i gave him about the case he said carson is innocent cause in legal standards age gapes in cases like this don’t really count unless it’s a 8 year difference and i think in a way the cancelation helped carson find out who his true friends are and fans only his loyal fans stick around and even though he lost some subs currently most people subbed to him like him for who he is as a person and a lot of the people canceling him are under 18 and dating people in there 20s

@@RalseiGaming holy shit that’s dedication

Ralsei Gaming mad dedication

My friend the time has come

true

true

true

true

UwU harder

He recently tweeted "Give me a little bit longer 👍"

@@Ozzy4201 He also tweeted something along the lines of "give me a few more weeks" like 2 days ago.

You're never gonna believe this man, I think he's back

shit...

They were never friends if they drop him at the first sign of trouble. Like Slimecicle calling the fucking feds immediately. Literally just clout-chasing orbiters at that point.

@@theclockworkcadaver7025 I mean Carson admitted to it and probably was willing to face the consequences so Charlie calling the feds was the responsible thing to do

@@equaius893 he was 19 and she was 17 how is that responsible?

It's almost like people have a real life outside of gaming

Yeah it sucks he did that :(

@@thefunkyfetus5043 wasn't even that bad though

@@qtorer0r19 people love to blow things out of proportion. The situation wasn't necessarily good, but to call him a pedo is absurd.

I hope he comes back, i dont care.

@illumi zoldyck he owned cp from multiple people

one community, one exclusive shitty sense of humor

then who be you, traveler. if ye not of the cult then ye here for alternate reasons, do tell.

*Points gun at himself*

The fans essentially have Carsons sense of humor, but unlike Carson, its spread throughout them all and isn't concentrated into one person

Calling out for bad humor then making a 5 year old joke. GG

in my 5 years of playing minecraft i have never killed the ender dragon in survival

@@uwnoodle in my 7 years of playing Minecraft I’ve never beat it in survival...

The cave sounds stop me from beating the game

I tried rushing the ender dragon yesterday... piglins camped my nether portal and creepers camped my dirt hut...

only on creative mode for me lmaooo... im glad im not alone too haha

Pain.

Pain.

pain

pain

Pain.

@@snuzieB No he's just saying that when he laughs it's hard not to laugh with him

What is the point of this stupid comment

@@Harrisonmego what is the point of this stupid reply

@Akshar Pokala your comment is the stupidest lol

@Akshar Pokala you really out here saying that without realizing "stupider" isn't a word 💀 and, if my comment was stupid, why fucking pay attention to it??

Krinios is still looking out for him thankfully

@@Ethan-wq2et really that's good to hear

@@Ethan-wq2et Ethan it’s Ben😳 Ben hall

@@Ethan-wq2et Ethan... I think Ben Hall knows you

@@Ethan-wq2et I think this Ben guy knows you Ethan

Twitter killed the innocent man, and he might not come back

Carson does a little trolling

Literally omg

@Dolt What does he even need to be held accountable for? He's not a pedo, he didn't abuse his power, he didn't brush it off or anything

@@Dommbuscus actions still happened and he was kinda in the wrong, but the problem here is that he really didn't deserve all of that

CARSON:GROOMS A MINOR AJAHAHA STUPID CARSON

@@beanandcornbreadman5134 😐

@@beanandcornbreadman5134 😐

I think he shouldn’t get his life ruined over this.

@@jackholley2993 yep

@@jackholley2993 Agreed

@@jackholley2993 you’re wise

its literally legal

Isn't this technically a self roast (/j)

@@LEEKOPHOBIA :)

Despairingly Editing *no this isn't how your supposed to play the game*

Yeah

Yeaa..

yea........

Carson is boe Jiden confirm😳👆👇👉

lol

CARSON COME BACK WE NEED YOU BRO

@@olsamthememegodbicyclechin Fr!

I never cared for it in the first place, just hoping the funnies from carson make a return soon Even if it means sitting through an obligatory "apology" video to please people

I don’t know how he could fuck that up

@poop guy it’s the newest video on theweeklyslap

Yeah I really don’t think Carson is an evil person. A lot of people on Twitter comparing him to a pedophile, which he really isn’t, but what he did isn’t right. All I want is that the Etika stuff doesn’t repeat itself.

@@castlebear199 god man don't even you put that into the earth I pray to God you didn't just jinx i t

IS THAY WHY HE GROOMED A MINOR? HMMMM

It wasnt grooming, the age gap is only 2 years, the real problem here is the possession of cp

CH CHILD P*RN WOAH THATS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT WOW HES IN DEEP TROUBLE AINT HE

@@beanandcornbreadman5134 Why are you typing in all caps? also yes, while he is not a groomer he is still in the wrong for having a possession of cp, which could most likely get him arrested as well

Same her brother, just want him to get back and stronger then ever!

Idrc about the drama, he still made amazing content

Yea I don’t care I just want him to come back cause my humor is stolen from him

To be fair, we didn’t see all the other ones that were not put in the video

Well they were shit memes

"quality"

I saw the VOD, 90 percent of the vids were garbage, 9 percent he had already seen...

After Carson laughed to "In water, chimps will drown!" for the first time, everybody began spamming the video in hopes Carson would laugh again.

Yes