Minecraft Is Our Salvation 🙏 Here's Why 

I was wiping my butt at the end when your pick broke, I dropped my tp and kept wiping with my hand. Thanks Sam.

I can't wait until the kids grow up. Then the world won't have any kids

You can't get the shaft if you don't play that craft

“Gamers are the opposite of pedophiles” really hasn’t aged well

You know a video is gonna be good when it mentions pedophiles within the first 5 seconds

I recently hopped back on Minecraft a few weeks ago.. maybe my mind knew all along lmao

The thing is, this video hits so close to home because I've spent the past week glued to my seat playing Minecraft with a bunch of randoms. And it's just as Glorias as I remember.

Minecraft + adult humour = good crack

Im so glad you posted this. My friends and I have started playing Minecraft together again lol

*dude just a couple more blocks and I'ma raise my daughter I sweaaaar*

I looked it up, yeah Chuck - E - Cheese does indeed serve Alcohol...

Good guy Sam with the racially neutral yellow praying hands👌🏼

stop the nostalgia is stabbing my heart

Sam, gotta say man, you've made me laugh the most I have in a long time, in fact, so hard I instantly grew some abs from the movement and became a chad

Ya know after watching this episode again I feel like the Gamer Hole should be paying Bryan royalties on the name.

Carful Sam, you're gonna make this cool again and the kids start piling in.

PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE? this is the prime time to become a minecraft youtuber

Bro your starting speech genuinely got me hyped

People in 2013- 2016: Oh...you ACTUALLY play Minecraft...Why? People in 2018- 2019: You still play Minecraft? Thats pretty cool.

It's not because it's kid free! Some unexplainable force made me play it over Christmas break and then all the sudden everyone was playing it! It's the dealings of witches not because the kids are gone!

Wow when CD Player by Jippy started playing when the character entered the music disk in the note block Was epic

This is the first General Sam vid I saw. And now I'm in a deep parasocial relationship with him and Poob. Help.

>Goes back to minecraft bc "the kids are gone" >Creates invite only realm Check out the brain on Sam!

9 year olds after seeing this TImmy........... hold my apple juice

I really really wanna know what the fuck stallt was up too. All these years later and thinking about his sneaky ass still boggles the mind.

Man, anyone knows Minecraft series with the same kind of humor and feel? That shit is F I R E

man take me back

Im literally playing minecraft again because of CallMeCarson's minecraft streamer server lol Also because there is shader packs that I realize I never had before because my old pc was shit and couldnt even handle vanilla

That balloon in the background...

I want a series made out of this. I haven’t genuinely laughed at a RU-vid video in a long time and this made me laugh so much. This video has a perfect amount of nostalgia and fun. I really appreciate this video. Keep it up man.

Whats the Seed and the location of the gamer hole?

I haven’t been excited to watch a Minecraft series since I was 9, you should 100% continue this

6:00 when mom finds hentai flash drive drawer

This man literally saw the future because this is legit what happened

hey wait a second whats that balloon doing out there

Thanks for your teachings father

Sam’s inventory management during this gave me a hernia, how dare you call yourself the Resident Rat

i wonder who thought it was a good idea to sell a handgun to sam.

This could become a weekly thing...

0:22 - 3 Years later, and the interesting thing is that process repeated over again. In 2019/20 Teenagers and Adults went back into playing minecraft because the kids had fucked off, then after a year or two a bunch of kid friendly Minecraft youtubers like dream, tubbo ect ruined the fun just like they did back in 2013 with a stampede of kids and the Teenagers and Adults ran for the hills again. See yall in 2024-2025 when we can play minecraft again without being the guy who drinks beer and looks at the kids in the ball pit in chuck e cheese.

That scream at 23:16 is what I live for, that pure terror of death

This Video: *exists* Balloon Out Back: go crazy go stupid uh

_*casually walks in front of skeleton with one heart_

make another minecraft video. i have been rewatching this for years

3 minutes in and it sounds like you invited a kid to play with you..

How are your videos so well edited??? Your a legend my dude

sam has been ahead of the curve on so many fckin youtube trends its ridiculous

still to this day one of your finest videos patiently hoping for a sequel 🤞

23:07 I don't even have words for how funny that whole scene is

Tip for sam change the Minecraft lighting setting to 100% since I think you have it on the default setting which is moody

The only minecraft let’s play I’ve ever laughed at apart from 2011 yogscast probably 😂

For some reason I heard revenants noises and chaingun fires from DOOM at 6:47, anyone else?

Three months later, we have begun a new golden age

General Sam: *beattape 23 noises*

19:33 "Don't say anything Squidward, remember your karma."

I was 13 the first time I played Minecraft... Now I'm 21 where did all those years go

i checked the release dates, you brought back minecraft, not pewdiepie, not lazarbeam

Fortnite overrated, apex outdated, long have we awaited, MINECRAFT ACTIVATED

Please make a series out of this we all love this

My man. Minecraft never died. It truly lives on in our hearts.

Oh, so that's where Aqua got the name for his podcast.

11:08 He found a diamond and made a shovel with it

One more heck or frick sir and i’ll show you what quad damage looks like

Anyone else get hella distracted by the balloon in the background or am I just adhd.

Anything: These guys: *WHEEEEEEZE*

Sadly king, your premonition only lasted so long. The tikes have returned to sink our blessed Memecraft into oblivion. Truely this is a sad time to be alive.

Not gonna lie, the first time I upgraded my computer I spent a solid 20 minutes setting up shaders for Minecraft.

A classic

this is my first video ever of watching you. I LOVE THIS CONTENT SUBBED sorry it took me so long to get on this train

Stalltt and Sam are The Wheeze Brothers

4 years later this video is still the best video made on RU-vid

This video perfectly predicted the minecraft Renaissance

"I got a Master's Degree in hitting kids hold on" - General Sam, 2K19.

The short answer: Nostalgia and memes The long answer: 0:00

“i just need a couple of zzzs man” 😂

yo just wanted to say that yes, ALEX JONES DID NOTHING WRONG

7:21 Gamer moment!

Dream ruined Minecraft and brought the kids back

BRING THIS BACK, DO A SERIES, i love this shit sam

This is your best video

Lost count of how many times i watch this every week

Redownloaded Minecraft, first thing I heard was probably the scariest sound I've ever heard in a game. Deletes Minecraft again.

I started to play in 2012, now Im playing it again and Its great.

23:43 When your on your last welch's fruit snack packet and your friends swipes it

Probably my favourite General Sam video ever.

Subscribed because of great camera quality Pewdiepie has a lot to learn from you

I'm gonna go play minecraft again

Ive started playing this game again and youtube actually put a great video in my recommended

Holy crap, the amount of humour in this video made me press the subscribe button

Literally didn't make more minecraft videos all just because people wanted it. Nice.

We have retaken the holy land my brothers!

What was that floating baby thing in the mirror behind you

I love how in the background there's just a balloon flying.

I only found this video yesterday and yet I’ve already watched it more times than anything in my liked videos playlist. This is a cry for help.

Make part 2 please this was funny af

Make hoodies so I can try to cover up my fat while lookin epic

This is why you get a strict kid-free gaming crew for multiplayer games before this type of shit happens

Dude give Bob Barker his microphone back

6:57 Didn't know you guys were playing with El Risitas