This Game Proves That Taxation is Theft 

Meth... Hes a dad now!

It actually sounds kinda cool

Yes

Apparently, he vapes now.

Its not a hobby, its a lifestyle

Gotta cash in while you can

He gotta compensate for that yeeyee ass haircut he got...

dude probably goes around licking toilet bowls in the hopes he'll activate his hunk voice.

It's the simp/chad illusion.

It's the only time Abby will have any sexual attraction to him

Petite gamer immune system

Eats like shit, doesn't excersise, doesn't take any real precautions with the groceries, pays others to watch his crotchspawn, has a fairly clueless other half... I'm sure there could be more reasons.

Children

@@guypierson5754 And he's still richer than you

CHARBORG!!!!!!!!!!

Hey it’s da gun dood

Reno you’re a good dude keep up the good work

Never would have guessed you watch sam

didnt know reno had gamer taste

Reno? A Sam fan? Based

I know right lmao, here I was thinking Brian lost his edge.

sounds rad-influenced

Hey there smoothskin.

PoggeRs

😂😂😂😂

Release donda 👨‍🦲

He sounds like a young Alex Jones

@@dreamman5588 I'm fucking dead LOL

Lmao berg

why are you here starcat arent you streaming rn?

@@dreamman5588 that is so spot on omg

This should’ve been highlighted comment

This comment is overpowered.

His pp work now:D

Puberty? No wonder he didn't dox his child's name till yet. What a dumb name.

holy crap i wasnt ready for that punch lmao low blow bro

You on PC or console?

Ha I'm a teen if you wanna play I do speak coherent English(most of the time)

Time to make you a discord community

@@felipedias4205 I’m on pc

Making Dad jokes some what helps X-D.

YES! I thought this too

Playing with friends, busty brunettes, & Diet Coke.

@@alecsalinas1973 A busty brunette offers Sam a diet coke and she'll become his best friend

​@@JargonMadjin so if abby dyes her hair and gives sam a coke without him asking, the marriage is finally saved

@@DrixPunk Modern problems, modern solutions

That's so foul ☠☠

Poob is Abby's boyfriend

@@sheamccann3196 but it cancels out because poob is also sams girlfriend

He's very respectful

What are you saying with this post? That general Sam is a cuck? A cuckold? Sam the cuckholdster? Sam the cuckholster? Sam the cuckmiester? Jeez. I mean I guess.

Our boy needs to start taking a vitamin D supplement if he isn't already

Actually, gamers are genetically made in peak human condition. God just curses us with the occasional sickness to keep the regular people off the scent of our perfection

@@drewsbrewcrew Sam already developing Rickets.

@@ewwpoorpeople5684 gamers are like the robot guy from invincible. Absolutely built different in game but goblin hunchbacks in real life

No no no, it's because he's married

Weird seeing wholesome comments and relating on a personal level as well. Good luck man. Im assuming youre a senior as well now, and all ive gotta say is to pursue what makes you happy and live life now 💜

Sam helped get me through the shit years of middle school too tbh

I hope things get worse 🙏

Oh boy just wait until the stress of adulthood hits

@@NoPhlyZone20 general sam plud alchohol work smart

That's a very apt description, my friend and I celebrated taking out the bandits east of the starting town lmao.

@@turtleguy123r3 The game really has a way of making you KNOW you are NOT the main character lol (while still being the main character)

i couldnt believe none of them laughed at that. i lost my shit over that line

Also, the collar being “a cockring for my brain” is pretty incredible too

@@gravity00x "haha gay" gets tiring after a while with your edgy friends

@@pierrekk Not the point at all. Dilate

And it’s Gob not job

He said abby was the ghoul lmao.

Do a 20 Sams video okoii

That’s immediately what I thought once I recognized the game

Hey hey, people...

Sam needs to get Jeff in the group.

use magic traps more powerfull and free besides mana cost but you can make potions and eat tumpups around the mountain

​@@originalgreatdouchebag2866 regular traps are almost always free, and it might not be as powerful as magic (until you get to the fun traps involving adamantite, or war crimes) for every victim you kill, is an almost guarantee of a free trap, maybe two, that you can make out of their corpse. Imagine being a bandit and seeing your buddy die to a trap, then this asshole of an "adventurer" loots your buddy and turns it into another trap, naturally you are pissed and go after him, only to fall victim to the said trap, made from your buddy. I turned the entire Vendavel Fortress into a traphouse without even leaving said fortress, just... "Recycling" my victims

Indeed

Nah bro he is fucking sigma male

@@convicted_vapist you're gay

@@ndub6021 hell yea I am!!! You gotta problem with it bucko

True Chad energy if I say so myself.

I want them to do a video together so bad

@@whoisspencer sseth on forehead fables

@@whoisspencer we really need it, I heard him mention sseth in a Tarkov vid way back and I think he said something along the lines of sseth being too high quality for Sam, he liked him too much to make him join him. Back then I didn’t know who Sseth was, now I love his stuff and it would be a dream collab.

Yeah that tracks.

“Hey hey people, Seth here”

I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear ca

@@AxxLAfriku I HATE!!!

@@AxxLAfriku Shit it’s Axel again. Lo.

@@AxxLAfriku I’m subbing now that you have some videos. 8 years huh.

@@AxxLAfriku you're a good lad.

hes so fucking lazy man idk if he'll ever make anything

@@GeneralSam Some people just like helping their friends make content more than having a channel of their own. I think Bryan's happy with where he is, to be honest.

@@GeneralSam doesn’t bryan have like a job separate from his internet presence?

Fr dude he's hilarious! Had me weak when he pulled out that velvet tent 😄

@@jakobryan2353 he do

Solid

Half orc half goblin

He's just mad he can't burn these

Bizzle is by far the most underrated RU-vidr. Pure wholesome and genuinely hilarious

Next to "Semen is the glue of friendships"

ok boomer

You can just get the voucher on the beach lol

Well, I think real life is much harder than Outward: in Outward when they stick you with that debt, all you have to do is go into the basement, kill 2 trogs, walk out to the beach exit, give a dude a bandage: Done. No money owed, no house seizure, the game is EXTREMELY easy in coop since it doesn't scale anything to the increased potential of having multiple characters facing the situation: In real life if I tell the IRS I got friends helping me pay up they are just gonna want to fuck those guys over aswell.

@@guypierson5754 you can get tax exemption by allying yourself with the right people easily. Look at Janet yellen.

@@isthisoneunavailable Fair :D

It looked decent but also looks like it’s tiresome to actually set up in

@@hrafn6588 Tbh, if you have patience for an RPG like Skyrim or Witcher, then Outward is great. Honestly it's a very good game, challenging and rewarding with lots of places/dungeons to explore.

It is a very nice game I'll say. Lots of boring running though. You'd think with how big the maps are there should be an equally large amount of mobs to encounter. The world is amazing, but it does have an empty feeling in some places. If you want an easy experience, look up money making guides and then travel to levant and spend a crap ton of silver on the rogue trainer and learn pressure plate traps and the bag roll passive. You will be using up a breakthrough point, but it is worth it if you think the game is at all challenging. Basically easy mode. You can also make insane builds that can one shot some mobs. The greathammer builds are pretty stronk. Magic is super fun too. Anyone who likes rpgs needs to give this a shot for sure.

@@DraknalTV are there mounts?

Masterpiece is a CRAZY stretch, but its good.

What is the name of this game?

@@DylanCar Outward

which one Alshawis?

"level"

Cuter. He said Sam would be cuter.

No more rip fuel ray

Nah that's a pleb bandit, they respawn on that beach outside Vendevel, the problem is those morons don't have any men between them.

@@guypierson5754 you can literally hear the dorito crumbs on your keyboard and the mt dew spittle dribbling from your pRoGaYmEr mouth between the lines of that comment LMAO

@@ThiccNutt Sweetly ironic comment. There was a time, in the early 90's, I made a lot of money from computer games. That should set my minimum age for you: do you really think adults eat doritos?

@@ThiccNutt they are using fishing rods as weapons.

@@guypierson5754 I eat Doritos…

*For your overwhelmingly monstrous behaviour, you have become vilified by the NCR*

"You have two days to *PAY* your *TAXES* or *Die"*

Or that he could go through that tunnel on the side of the hill to the lighthouse, and just complete that cave, and exit to some dude saying "GIVE ME THING. THANKS HERE'S A FAVOUR FOR THE HOUSE."

@@Pandize Thats what hes referring to, I imagine, since a bandage costs 3 silver

Then a time glitch occurred - 50Karrot in debt . . . In 2.5 milliseconds

if im not mistaken i actually raised the money pretty easily by buying mats and crafting.

@@biohaze6990 well the shield and weapon that guy dropped are worth at least 60 each but hey i like the narrative

Thought dude was saying Joe, like he either completely botched the name or I'm unaware of some inside joke

I FEEL THE SAME WAY! I actually was like, "Who the fuck is Jobe.."

'Woah, am I lookin in a mirror or are you just that ugly?'

Hey, how can I get a 3 man team? I thought it was only duos

@@anthonyparedes7423 Theres a mod for it, which I think is what they probably used.

There's a guy named Comforts of the burrow that plays it, I like his videos

It's not fucking shitty in the slightest. All the mechanics are polished.

its not that hard lol

@@originalgreatdouchebag2866 Now that I'm much more experienced with the game I'd be inclined to agree. It is still harder than most modern games but in a lot of ways, the game is pretty forgiving.

@@austinkious3940 true

@@austinkious3940 old thread but the open world has its charm too. You have to constantly interact with it to get basic supplies to travel, and I thinks that’s overlooked compared to most open world games. That and minimal map markers to encourage navigation, that’s also pretty good.

@@luisfuentes3846 Yea Outward is still one of my favorite RPGs. I still go back to it from time to time when I get burned out on Elden Ring.

I was looking for this comment

like wtf? why would it be jobe? i was so confused because i’ve played FO3 dozens of times and couldn’t remember a “jobe” anywhere until i realized he meant gob.

It's like Gob from Mitchell Hurwitz's 2003 hit television sitcom "Arrested Development"

Sam and Bizzle have always been the best content on this channel, Sam and Bizzle or just Sam.

what do you mean you've seen it? it's brand new

@@ZeWhiteRabbit8 ....

Beep

Beep.

@@swinkerswonker2745 ...! Beep!

Whaddya want, Smoothskin?