Minecraft Makes Zero Sense 

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the reason milk removes the bad omen effect is because the illagers see you down a whole bucket of milk like a champ and realize they don't want to mess with you

The camels eating cactus one actually makes perfect sense. Actual camels can eat cactus by rotating the cactus while chewing, allowing them to distribute the pressure points of the cactus through their whole mouths allowing them to consume the cactus with no issue.

This may be a bit random but technically obsidian and stone are all made by lava, it just depends on how quickly the lava cools, so the Minecraft mechanic sorta makes sense. The thing that always confused me though is that obsidian is a type of glass. Like shatters if you hit it too hard glass…

They should add the milk bottle but make it only remove one status effect randomly and it stacks to 4 or 8

Fun fact, in education edition, if you check the contents of redstone it has a ton of nuclear material and also a ton of other stuff that apparently isn't on our periodic table.

Mushroom Milk? no… Deceased Cow Milk!

13:20 when theres no rendered ground below you, you can see the sun or the moon below you

The reason that lava and water make different things is because of the way they cooled. If the source block of lava is hotter than the edges. Obsidian is when it cools from very hot to cold very fast. And stone, just look at Hawaii or some other volcanic islands. Camels eat cacti irl, it's not that they are immune but that their mouth is specialized for eating cacti.

The Sun Moon thing sorta works. If you go far enough past the border, you will just phase through the blocks.

12:52 So THAT’S what caves are for. Huh.

i think the idea is that the leaves arent just leaves, they have "branches" which is why you get sticks when breaking them occasionally also, stone is when the lava goes ON TOP of ANY water, cobblestone is where moving lava gets cooled by water, and obsidian.... the lava source

the Librarian selling enchanted books to the players could still make a bit of sense, just because you have to pay him not only in emeralds but give him an empty book too. and so the Librarian can write the magic spells into that new empty book which turns it into a new magic book ready to sell.

That amogus at 7:07 was sneaky

12:00 camels have a mouth that is super durable that cant be harmed my cactus to it does make sense

10:40 book villager writes book for emeralds

I can explain the cauldron. Basically a water bottle takes more since you fill it with water. When dying leather, it uses less since it’s only absorbing a tiny bit to be colored.

12:07 correct me if I am wrong, but as far as I know Camels and other cacti-eating animals have a really thick saliva so they can eat it without getting hurt by their spikes but that doesn‘t make their whole body immune to them

About the creeper disc one, the creeper disc must be stored in the creeper's body, but since the whole body turns to ashes when it dies, the disc also does. So if a skeleton shoots a creeper, it pierces the skin in that specific area, which then seperates that part from the body, allowing the disc to be obtained.

6:11 lava IRL actually does make stone, cobblestone*, and obsidian. The way they made the lava able to turn into different things based on the way it touches the water is actually really smart. Obsidian: The water touches the lava, so the lava cools down quickly and becomes obsidian. Obsidian IRL is caused by rapidly cooling lava. Stone: The lava touches the water, so the lava cools down slower than the obsidian way. This would cause the lava to turn into different types of stone based on what makes up the lava. In the case of minecraft, it makes stone. Cobblestone: The lava and water touch eachother, and it makes stone like stated above, but it makes stone that is crushed up because the flowing of the two liquids together breaks up the stone.

13:17 april fools update: the moon exists, and i am pretty sure the minecraft earth was visible from there

Puts on Geology and Chemistry hat: the different blocks produced when water hits lava in different ways is analogous to how it works in the real world. When lava meets water, the crystalline structure of the stone made depends on how the water and lava interacted. Because if this, igneous rocks in a given place are made of the same general mix of materials.

‏‪6:59‬‏ The obsidian looks like among us

7:08 - OMG! He made Amogus! 😂 (Dejavu!)

I think the librarian villagers just write their enchanted books themselves with their lecterns, using the enchanting table language

I actually remember there was a mod (don't ask me for the name or where to find it, I sadly can't remember) that made it that when you rode an animal or walked over a path often enough and long enough it would turn the grass into grass paths

Repeaters are like voltage transformers where it requires a voltage to increase or decrease the power level.

Somone needs to make a "desire paths" mod nammed after the actual phenomenon. And the way it would work is Each entity has a "weight multiplier" or "G" based off how heavy they are And it would be calculated on how tall and wide they are in blocks. The player is 1x2 blocks, so they weigh 2G However the iron golem is 2x4, so its weight is 8G Now every grass block has a value of how long it takes for it to change states, and lets say this value is "HP" So every grass block is 150 HP Every time a mob steps on a grass block, its HP is reduced by 1, multiplied by "G" So every step a player takes deals 2 damage to that number Meaning if a player steps on the same grass block 75 times, it will turn into a grass path ALSO every block is like "refreshed" in the morning in minecraft Every day the block regenerates +10HP So if you trampled grass, it has a chance of growing back Also you can bonemeal blocks at lowered HP to gain between 1-90 HP per bonemeal Once a Grass block becomes a path block, it once again has 150HP, however once it hits zero it becomes coarse dirt. Once it makes it there, theres no growing grass there ever again unless you replace the block with dirt. Other things that could happen is if a mob is wet while the block transitions it has a chance of turning into mud ALSO the same thing could happen to stone eccept stone wont repar, not even at in the mornings Stone also has 250 HP But once stone is walked on enough it becomes cobblestone, and cobblestone thats walked on enough becomes gravel. Also maybe the bricks variants can have 350 HP and be turned into Cracked bricks after being walked on enough AND All blocks that can deteriorate now have "petrified" versions that can be crafted with a "Petrification Table" It uses your levels to turn 2 normal blocks into petrified blocks And the list of blocks that can have this desire path effect will be limited Grass/Podzzol/Mycelum -> Grass Path - > Coarse Dirt Dirt -> Coarse Dirt Stone -> Cobblestone -> Gravel Sandstone -> Sand (Maybe something in-between) Blackstone -> Cobbled Blackstone -> (Maybe gravel, or just end it here) Deepslate -> Cobbled Deepslate -> (Maybe gravel, or just end it here) Stone Bricks -> Cracked Stone Bricks -> Cobblestone -> Gravel Netherbricks -> Cracked Nether Bricks -> (Maybe netherack, or just end it here) Soulsand -> Soulsoul

You can feed a wolf bones but you can’t feed a dog bones yet it still tilts it’s head

At least the lava one makes sense on bedrock. Air bubbles appear when swimming in lava on bedrock.

I love how Knarfy has his own Knarfy verse with his second channel 😂

2:48 - 3:35 It actually makes sense for milk to go in a bucket, because it’s common in real life. The thing that makes no sense however, is that Steve drinks those 1.5 litres of milk in a shorter period of time than I can drink 15 times less milk.

About the stone thing: different rocks can be made of the same stuff, for example, the only difference between andesite and diorite is how quickly it was cooled from lava Also, things with mushrooms growing out might not be dead, they may be like those parasitic fungi that take over ant brains and control them to do their bidding like zombies with mushrooms growing out of their head - so those mooshrooms might actually be having a pretty awful time

“I love Minecraft” **Breaks it until his computer doesn’t make any noise**

"it should only be obsidian"... rip cobblestone generators

The villager have this thing called a pocket dimension. That's why their arms are always inside their sleeves

10:34 What if all of the villages were originally branches of a giant villager mafia that robbed travelers and hoarded wealth, but eventually the mafia was forgotten and they were left with giant stocks of supplies that they carry around in their infinite pockets? This just seems to add more questions.

For the villagers not getting stuff, there is a chance you can see wandering traders walking thru villages and talking to the villagers

Knarfy trying to get a creeper killed, by skeletons, was just incredible, Great job Also gotta love knarfy 2

The sun plowing through the ground explains the random caves all around

7:45 did yall see that left handed skeleton here?

Knarfy is gonna turn into Game Theory

1:40 I thought redstone used to break when you walk on it but it got removed

How to break minecraft: Set a world edit position anywhere, go thousands of blocks away, go up 100 blocks, set position 2, //set anyblock (Water will probably crash instantly)

12:11 Actually, the Minecraft world is not in fact infinite. A Minecraft RU-vidr by the name of Squiddo tested this I think last year, and found there is a point in Minecraft where the world can no longer generate. I forgot how many blocks you have to go out to find the end of a Minecraft world, but it is A LOT and will make your computer lag like crazy

11:09 they do turn into witches when struck with lightning 🤔

Another weird thing about minecraft: that you can just shove a stick inside a block of cobblestone and then it can suddenly power a lamp.

5:57 Knarfy:"Gravity, more like... uh nose... NOT-vity" Me:"Gravity, more like cavity!"

4:24 * angry fish sounds * (undretal referenc)

Can we all wish luck to the villager at 5:33

The camel thing is funny because that is actually how real life camels work. Their mouths are built to munch cactus for water.

8:25--9:25 knarfy discovers electricity is confusing

6:50 that’s literaly how different rocks are made in real life

12:43 easy, if a minecraft world is infinite, the sun must at least be (infinite+1) far from earth, so it can do the day-night cycle.Same with the moon

make "Knarfy think's you're a geologist" into a copypasta

5:34 that villaget bouta start a whole adventurer arc

I'm a geologist

idea: put minecraft into a brewing stand and drink it. actually nevermind, make it lingering and stand in it and see what happens

Petition to have a death message "Player died in lava while also drowning"

there was actually a short smp that ended recently that was on the featured seed. It started a month before you posted this video, it ended a little bit ago. we just noticed this today

12:36 This man just proved the earth isn't flat with one simple animation.

8:00 the disk is creeper brain + repater is smth like fusion reactor you need power to start it and then it genretaes more but when no power gets inputed it just stops working and redstone is just binary signals 1 and 0

from all that milk, steve must have near unbreakable bones

10:28 maybe it's the wandering traders. Maybe they are not traders but collectors giving out scraps. Also sup knarfy

And at 5:40 we see that Knarfy doesn't understand the gravity of the situation.

3:30 *happy Dani noises*

To break Minecraft, place 5 million tnt than a repeating command block that spawns withers and another command block that when the wither spawns, it spawns enter dragons

About the villagers restocking, if you leave the cage part out, you can say that wandering traders might supply them and they just don’t sell humans good stuff and they do sell villagers their stuff

13:03 ig thats what the barriers are hiding

Thank you so much Knarfy for inspiring me and other creators. Without you i wouldn't be making videos! Thank you brother!!!

13:56 To add onto the breathing weirdness, WHY THE HELL DOES A TURTLE SHELL MAKE YOU BREATHE LONGER

Here is one: Steve can just punch through a SOLID WOODEN DOOR and doesn't break his hand.

5:05 it is banff town

13:48 Breathing is overrated

The Among Us at 7:07 in the obi???? Great vid also :)

Also about lava - there is a Potion of Waterbreathing you can brew with puffers. Fire Resistance potion is just that + anti-oxidant, because, well, burning is exactly that - oxidizing very quickly. Also if Fire Resistance worked by just rising your heat tolerance and doing nothing about your respiration, you'd just suffocate every time you catch on fire because waste products of burning are toxic and many people and animalss who are caught in wildfires die not from the heat, but from lack of oxygen.

Knarfy if you are reading this, your videos make me feel happy every day. this morning when I woke up I felt really sick and I still do. thank you for all the content you make. It really makes my day.

I love the video I had so much fun watching it the jokes are amazing too hope we get a part 2 in the future 💜

When you think about it, moos grooms are just cows from The Last Of Us

The Minecraft world isn't infinite - past the world border, it just ENDS.

this video is amazing keep it up Knarfy❤

you know it's a good day when knarfy uploads a video about minecraft making no sense whatsoever

he thought he was slick with that amogus at 7:06

You can drink honey, craft a honey block with 4 honey bottles, so, Steve can drink ¼ of a cubic meter block, or 1.3 of an gallon of honey...

7:05 Bro created Among Us

The cymbal roll at 7:12 made me think it was gonna play the terraria song I know it's not in the song but certain cresendos like that make me think of terraria lmao

XD I love the part where you were explaining about the day light cycle it was soo funny LMAO XDDD

I love the idea that milking cows with a bottle is a more logical explanation than a bucket LMAO

6:34 water onto Lava Source makes obsidian, Lava onto water source makes stone, Lava and water flowing into each other in other cases makes cobble... for the most part, I think lava landing on flowing water still miiiight make stone, but I believe it'll just make cobble where they collide.

I personally believe the sun & moon are eldrich beings in MC. We can only see one side of them, and they move through reality unbound by logic.

Ive tped really far away and found this weird thing where there were a bunch of ancient cities and huge holes in the ground. I think the sun/moon might actually plow down but the further u tp the further the sun goes

The villagers are turning on creative mode to restock, lol 11:14

5:57 Gravity? I hardly know thee.

i like the fact that Knarfy unintentionally made an among us at 7:07

@Knarfy Being addicted to memes, at 7:07 the obsidion clearly looks like AMOOGUS

I say the world is a sphere or a cube and that’s why we have a border and maybe the void is a way to block us from getting to the other side

10:09 weird stuff I’ve seen with water and lava In some seeds you’ll just have flowing water but no water source Lava from ruined portals that spawn underwater (how and why did it end up underwater) not turning to obsidian Also when you load new chunks the lava starts flowing like a player just placed a source How can a bucket hold lava but can’t survive in lava HOW IS STEVE ABLE TO CARRY AA BUCKET OF LAVA ANYWAYS?!? How does drip stone somehow able to make infinite lava Why are infinite water sources possible

Knarfy is getting better and better as time does on

Getting only get 3 bottles of water from water in a cauldron, but that same water on the ground gives infinite water bottles

The best description for Redstone I have heard is it is like coding physically displayed in a 3d format language