Miss Petite USA has a Tiny Spine But HUGE Cracks! ASMR Relax & Chiropractic. 

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"What's in a Dad?"
Sept 10th, 2021
The voice of an 8-year-old child, innocent and sweet
"Why is the waaaater park cloooosed?"
Dad voice is stern and gentle
"Bc it's after Labor Day"
The child's voice cuts in like a knife
"BUT LABOR DAY IS COMING UP"
Dad is perplexed by the depth of his child's wisdom
"I suppose you're right, apple of my eye. For time is cyclical and the beginning is also the end. Always continuous yet paradoxically still. This passing moment in time... right now."
he digresses
"and since Labor Day will hopefully come in September of the year two thousand and twenty-two... your statement is correct ... Labor Day is on its way
The child's eyes turned unfocused... but not quite crossed
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddddd SNAP!
Her consciousness re-aligns with an awakened facial expression and upright posture
No sooner did the child speak the words
"Wait... Labor Day just passed"
The dad voice replied
"And that's why... the water park... is closed"
Now
There is another dad on the script in this descript
But first, let's talk about moms
Female patient. Mid 60's. MVA whiplash and Post Concussive Syndrome
The practitioner was holding a socked foot in each hand
The patient says "I have to warn you... I have 2 different feet"
Baffled, the doc receives consent to remove the sock
Her story begins
"The left foot belonged to my grandmother. She had hammertoes and that one has hammertoes"
"The right foot belonged to my father's mother. She had bunions and that's a bunion"
Hmmmmm
It could be...
just a coincidence...
that the paternal foot deformity was cast on the masculine side of the body
and the maternal foot materialized unto the feminine side
So we have to test the theory
Hammertoes or claw toes are a possible symbolic expression of a closed heart or a controlling mind.
"Was your mother's mother... perhaps... a little bit grumpy?"
The patient and her family companions chuckle at the accuracy
Now... Bunions send the big toe askew... asymmetrical and aberrant force transfers will result but in this case...
"Was your father's mother... maybe just... a little off?"
Like a schoolyard gang of little girls, the adults all giggle.
SIDE DAD STORY
We roll up to the ice cream shop
10 people are standing in line
3 of them
are men
at least 40 years old
and they're standing there
by themselves
And each of them got a double... one got a TRIPPLE...
scoop of ice cream on a waffle cone
then got in their cars
and drove away
I didn't know I was allowed to do that
Back to the feet...
No... I finished feet
Totally nailed it
Back to the Dad in this video
Her father's father
I do not claim to have sensed him;
But we did, however, although, and perhaps find a more intrinsic answer to the child's question
"Why is the water park closed?"
Roller Coasters are insane btw
The power of metal
and gravity
During the Labor Day Moment in Time epiphany, we were standing in awe of a ride named "The Claw"
You're in a row of 4 seats
There are 8 other rows
forming an octagon
the seats all faced inwards
so everyone... was just looking at each other
The floor drops
The octagon spins
And a giant arm
cradled from above
swings the claw
hundreds of feet into the air
SHUUU
IMMEDIATELY after the child realized the chronological evidence presented to her
A voice from the mother in the line ahead says
"yeah all the kids go back to school... so there isn't anyone to run the rides"
wait... wait... wait just a moment.
You're saying that... teenagers... are in charge of... roller coasters?
The mom gleamed
"Yup"
But they don't start 'em off at that level though, right? You've probably gotta throw some fries around for a while first, right"
The next in line mother's daughter then spoke...
we'll say... in an ominous, approaching terrified voice
even if it's just for the ambiance of the story
"I worked here in high school. On the first day, you sit at a desk with a fan. On the fan is a piece of paper. And on the paper are the words...
PUSH BUTTON TO TURN ON
She concluded quite bubbly "and then they told me... that's it. You can now operate a roller coaster"
And that was our last roller coaster of the day
HAHA JK it was actually the first and then we did 5 more
BUT SERIOUSLY
do you have to make sure everyone's buckled into the fan before you turn it on?
thanks for riding with me
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