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"MOBILE PHONE JOKES" 😱🤣 JIMMY CARR  

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Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer (2024) Netflix
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@xXMangoXx_
@xXMangoXx_ Месяц назад
Every time He tells a punchline he seems like he gained conciousness for the first time
@TheWitheredSoul
@TheWitheredSoul Месяц назад
Like he finally became a real boy
@teloxy6579
@teloxy6579 Месяц назад
Did you mean" a lunch line"
@bananarepublic3440
@bananarepublic3440 Месяц назад
It's insane how true that actually is
@kipchickensout
@kipchickensout Месяц назад
it felt so weird, it was like "why tf are they laughing"
@snule349
@snule349 Месяц назад
​@@kipchickensouthe's self aware of how dull his shows are and it's just surprised people go
@SHORTZKI12
@SHORTZKI12 Месяц назад
He looks like a goosebump doll😂
@Jacob-ol3zb
@Jacob-ol3zb Месяц назад
Bro that’s a violation💀
@user-tw9hy1jf8t
@user-tw9hy1jf8t Месяц назад
Slappy always had a great sense of humour
@Silver_Specter
@Silver_Specter Месяц назад
😂 a ventriloquist dummy
@Zahgurym
@Zahgurym Месяц назад
Now I can't unsee that. Lmfao
@MykalD
@MykalD Месяц назад
Mobile phones are Robots that are missing arms and legs 😂
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Месяц назад
‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎
@Lusyphel
@Lusyphel Месяц назад
Yes, that's called a computer.
@glennlewis505
@glennlewis505 29 дней назад
You weren't supposed to figure that out. (LOL kidding)
@VeiledLingeringSoul
@VeiledLingeringSoul Месяц назад
He waits for the joke to sink in
@yudisthiralistya745
@yudisthiralistya745 Месяц назад
Ah yes the analysis beads and butter plugs. Good old days. Dam autocorrect.
@chilllikethat232
@chilllikethat232 Месяц назад
When i talk about the good old days, my ads recommend me some whips and a cotton farm😂😂
@eiusus1421
@eiusus1421 Месяц назад
this isn't instagram
@robbie3333
@robbie3333 Месяц назад
So good with the expressions 😂🎉
@calhealy9473
@calhealy9473 Месяц назад
I watch this on my phone while I'm supposed to be studying for an exam tomorrow. 😅😭
@DINESH-zv5wu
@DINESH-zv5wu Месяц назад
He looks like an ai
@scorchingradiance7605
@scorchingradiance7605 Месяц назад
U should say that in one of his shows he would verbally murder u
@trequartista368
@trequartista368 5 дней назад
Cyclist joke caught me off guard
@muhammadakbar6070
@muhammadakbar6070 Месяц назад
shouldve said ducking up the lunch line
@CaptainIglo
@CaptainIglo Месяц назад
Should've said ducking upstairs the lunch lanes
@Skish16
@Skish16 Месяц назад
Damn, what were your "olden days"
@SwiftShadow887
@SwiftShadow887 Месяц назад
Omg, that got me rolling on the floor
@user-iw3qe2iz1o
@user-iw3qe2iz1o 25 дней назад
Why does he move like a robot 🤖
@mohamedmahyoub5261
@mohamedmahyoub5261 Месяц назад
Why I am 100% sure that he is a Robot
@kenrowney7892
@kenrowney7892 Месяц назад
He ain’t wrong.
@brianmcguire5175
@brianmcguire5175 Месяц назад
I ended up deleting my former comments about this because someone here proved my point of views wrong. I said I didn't think the jokes were so funny but I was reminded about the context and atmosphere in the live setting. Too often I challenge certain popular shorts but not often I'm proven wrong. This time I was though. Jimmy Carr I really respect as a comedian, my criticism about the popularity of these jokes I think I got wrong though. I've been proven wrong anyways, saying so cause I deleted what I said and the exchange gone. Stating the case for the guy who corrected me though
@omercognacunsal8378
@omercognacunsal8378 Месяц назад
Bro what
@404_BrainDidNotLoad
@404_BrainDidNotLoad Месяц назад
Good on you for admitting your wrongs. Not sure why you decided to share this with the world instead of @ing the guy who proved you wrong in a reply or something but good on you.
@yurifan2537
@yurifan2537 Месяц назад
what was the point, the person that changed your views gave? Im interested cause rarely do people online have their perspective changed especially through comments.
@electricengine8407
@electricengine8407 Месяц назад
more people need to be like this
@psyok
@psyok Месяц назад
The jokes were blander than bread. The guy who got you to change your mind and made you write an apology essay should become a politician
@JamesHeinrich-vk7vz
@JamesHeinrich-vk7vz Месяц назад
Autocorrect is so ducking annoying.
@christinewild5935
@christinewild5935 Месяц назад
Absolutely right!
@kirstiegreen8152
@kirstiegreen8152 Месяц назад
When did he get so primary school 😂
@maxkoshovyi189
@maxkoshovyi189 Месяц назад
lunch pine. He wanted to say
@Goady1000
@Goady1000 3 дня назад
I love my job im not allowed a phone at work
@TheSoulReaperGR
@TheSoulReaperGR Месяц назад
The blizzcon guy that asked the same question is punching the air right now.
@aterack833
@aterack833 Месяц назад
Up to the hit a cyclist part it’s too accurate, i hate how the notifications and new notification icons just draw you in, like damn, i got shit to do today… need a voice activated assistant or a taptic code to enter apps without opening the screen
@1CRAXYMAN
@1CRAXYMAN Месяц назад
I'm a Jim Carr fan
@tonestones9445
@tonestones9445 Месяц назад
lm not
@jewlz1355
@jewlz1355 29 дней назад
Nice
@drsuessl
@drsuessl Месяц назад
I wish my friend RC was here to laugh 🤣 😢
@danielhoughtelling9721
@danielhoughtelling9721 28 дней назад
Bikers fault
@photografr7
@photografr7 Месяц назад
Good joke!
@averitiamiku
@averitiamiku Месяц назад
I hate that your right
@Izooky
@Izooky Месяц назад
Lunch... lady...?
@martijnmusschoot
@martijnmusschoot Месяц назад
i'm probably the only one 30 year old who doesn't have a smartphone...
@huntrezz01
@huntrezz01 Месяц назад
Using an iphone to write gives me mental headache
@mikechristian-vn1le
@mikechristian-vn1le Месяц назад
You shut off the auto correct, just google how to do it on your specific phone.
@Kumar__
@Kumar__ Месяц назад
Meanwhile people from Canada and USA still in confusion weather their cellphone is what they call Mobile Phone in other countries?
@jeffreyjohn7897
@jeffreyjohn7897 Месяц назад
I don't have a mobile phone, mine doesn't go anywhere unless I pick it up and take it with me. The tricky part is remembering where I put it down. 😓🤣
@edidiongwillie2782
@edidiongwillie2782 29 дней назад
😂😂😂
@jannisk4956
@jannisk4956 Месяц назад
So that explains why after hanging out with my friend who played Pokemon Go and me mentioning the name maybe a few times I suddenly get ads for the exact same game on this very platform. Is this for real? F-ing scary...
@Lastrik428
@Lastrik428 Месяц назад
I do love jimmy carr but he leaves the punch line too long making it feel awkward
@jackcoltonxd
@jackcoltonxd Месяц назад
Hahahaha 😂❤🎉
@myguykaikai9215
@myguykaikai9215 Месяц назад
Why are they still calling it a mobile phone instead of just a phone? Still a small majority with old land lines, I guess?
@amaan.777
@amaan.777 Месяц назад
😂
@thalai143
@thalai143 Месяц назад
What happened to his face. Is that AI
@user-qu2et3hk7k
@user-qu2et3hk7k Месяц назад
69 comments 💀💀💀
@VenomAnimation-209
@VenomAnimation-209 Месяц назад
Lol
@alexandernorth4461
@alexandernorth4461 Месяц назад
Jimmy Carr....slowly morphing into plastic...a bit like his persona
@CX5478
@CX5478 Месяц назад
99.9% sure this guy is a puppet
@DefinitelyJarvis
@DefinitelyJarvis Месяц назад
Meth jokes?
@lawjikgaming
@lawjikgaming Месяц назад
Do you guys not have phones?
@user-ii5pg8hh3b
@user-ii5pg8hh3b Месяц назад
No one is gonna miss the cyclist tho
@hobbinsjogsohn9996
@hobbinsjogsohn9996 Месяц назад
He didn't when he hit them, good start
@ricksimon9867
@ricksimon9867 Месяц назад
He is soooo bad.
@BasRikken
@BasRikken Месяц назад
what tf happend to him
@willthecook986
@willthecook986 21 день назад
What do you mean?
@MT-hy6pr
@MT-hy6pr Месяц назад
He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy
@doodlepuddle7500
@doodlepuddle7500 Месяц назад
U r dumb
@makingitlookeasy
@makingitlookeasy Месяц назад
Imagine seeing a child with that face.
@MeLadShrimp
@MeLadShrimp Месяц назад
You do? You should read them too
@nik.always284
@nik.always284 Месяц назад
don't get the initial joke
@ethanhoff6050
@ethanhoff6050 Месяц назад
Because he’s talking about autocorrect and he’s supposed to say “punchline” but he says “lunchline” as a joke because it’s a common typo that autocorrect would deal with
@redact7577
@redact7577 Месяц назад
Jesus Christ I thought we left these dogshit jokes behind 15 yrs ago
@Sodapop_997
@Sodapop_997 Месяц назад
The glory days the whorey days
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