"MOBILE PHONE JOKES" 😱🤣 JIMMY CARR  

Every time He tells a punchline he seems like he gained conciousness for the first time

He looks like a goosebump doll😂

When i talk about the good old days, my ads recommend me some whips and a cotton farm😂😂

He waits for the joke to sink in

Mobile phones are Robots that are missing arms and legs 😂

Ah yes the analysis beads and butter plugs. Good old days. Dam autocorrect.

I watch this on my phone while I'm supposed to be studying for an exam tomorrow. 😅😭

So good with the expressions 😂🎉

shouldve said ducking up the lunch line

He looks like an ai

Cyclist joke caught me off guard

Omg, that got me rolling on the floor

Damn, what were your "olden days"

I ended up deleting my former comments about this because someone here proved my point of views wrong. I said I didn't think the jokes were so funny but I was reminded about the context and atmosphere in the live setting. Too often I challenge certain popular shorts but not often I'm proven wrong. This time I was though. Jimmy Carr I really respect as a comedian, my criticism about the popularity of these jokes I think I got wrong though. I've been proven wrong anyways, saying so cause I deleted what I said and the exchange gone. Stating the case for the guy who corrected me though

Why I am 100% sure that he is a Robot

Why does he move like a robot 🤖

He ain’t wrong.

Fkng autocorrect Cursed blessing 50% random chance to make you sound like a poet or 🧠 ☠️

Autocorrect is so ducking annoying.

lunch pine. He wanted to say

The blizzcon guy that asked the same question is punching the air right now.

When did he get so primary school 😂

I'm a Jim Carr fan

Nice

Good joke!

I wish my friend RC was here to laugh 🤣 😢

I hate that your right

I love my job im not allowed a phone at work

Bikers fault

Somehow my autocorrect has replaced itself with its evil twin “auto incorrect“! As if spelling wasn’t hard enough. I’m learning to spell things wrong intentionally to see if auto incorrect catches on! 🤨

Up to the hit a cyclist part it’s too accurate, i hate how the notifications and new notification icons just draw you in, like damn, i got shit to do today… need a voice activated assistant or a taptic code to enter apps without opening the screen

Lunch... lady...?

You shut off the auto correct, just google how to do it on your specific phone.

Using an iphone to write gives me mental headache

Meanwhile people from Canada and USA still in confusion weather their cellphone is what they call Mobile Phone in other countries?

I do love jimmy carr but he leaves the punch line too long making it feel awkward

Has his jaw changed or is it just me?

😂😂😂

Why are they still calling it a mobile phone instead of just a phone? Still a small majority with old land lines, I guess?

Jimmy Carr....slowly morphing into plastic...a bit like his persona

I don't have a mobile phone, mine doesn't go anywhere unless I pick it up and take it with me. The tricky part is remembering where I put it down. 😓🤣

What happened to his face. Is that AI

So that explains why after hanging out with my friend who played Pokemon Go and me mentioning the name maybe a few times I suddenly get ads for the exact same game on this very platform. Is this for real? F-ing scary...

99.9% sure this guy is a puppet

Hahahaha 😂❤🎉

Do you guys not have phones?

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Lol

Meth jokes?

😂

what tf happend to him

He is soooo bad.

No one is gonna miss the cyclist tho

You do? You should read them too

don't get the initial joke

Imagine seeing a child with that face.

He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy

Jesus Christ I thought we left these dogshit jokes behind 15 yrs ago

The glory days the whorey days

😂😂😂