Modern Players at the LGS Be Like...😄 | Magic: The Gathering |  

Wait, did you mean Modern Horizons? Or is there a new masters set?

"Sir, this is a Commander Pod"

"Sir, this is a Wendy's"

As someone who works at an LGS and always works modern nights, this is 100 percent accurate

this is literally the modern players when i go to pioneer night💀💀

“Don’t tell anyone but I thought twin should have been unbanned years ago”

This has been the conversation with all the guys that taught me how to play.

Wow... Yeah, this is my entire FNM experience summed up, lmao

Humans dredge was such a good modern format tho

Every time I walk in my lgs I end up having a conversation like this it’s kind of scary, except the twin part I usually ask for pod back just because I miss playing melira pod a lot.

Take me back, Country snack, So I caaaaaaan Play some crack OLD-ASS MODERN

Me: bro let them unban splinter twin and I finally get my qualifier Also Me: gRiEf, rEsPoNsE?

Damnit shaf, I'm a mill main too why do you have to attack me so hard 🤣

Wow, it's crazy how accurate this is!

i had this exact conversation last week when i started going to modern events at a new LGS

I’m here playing burn, all of these things feed my soul. With modern players is so easy tho, we are a constant salt mine

Miss the tarmygoyf snappy humans days :(

I feel called out

I think you forgot the "it even dies to removal"

Saying drege is part of the good ol days is wild

Yeah this is 100% accurate.

This sounds like heaven

Every modern player I've ever seen is a netdecker.

I feel personally attacked

It’s not that Modern Horizons 2 ruined Modern. It eliminated choice. The game should not break down to “play the new cards only, or lose”, and that is where we are.

This is so accurate lmao

“Mr. Netdecker over there” the salt is real 😭😭

Yes, yes, Unban Twin... Make me happy... I miss stomping it

Unban twin not because it's safe but because I'd rather be back in 2012

Modern was at its peak back in 2015.

I have a friend that's a hardcore Spike and I once complained about how formulaic every game against them is. They said "Sorry for knowing how to actually deckbuilding." And Im like 'you should be'

As a Yugioh player… this is also correct out side of the overboarding… which I just choose to ignore 😂

Just tag me next time 😂

I play Merfolk, the only time we were ever as "good" in the format as we are now was during Eldrazi Winter... So, I don't reminisce about the "good old days".

Tbf they probably should unban Twin.

Said twin like it hot take. Im over here screaming into the void, unban twin you cowards.

In a format with fury and scam twin seems like a silly ban. So does pod actually.

Im a reminisce guy myself.... rip u/g infect, hallow one, and mardu pyromancer

How to tell me you live in Austin without telling me you live in Austin.

As a burn player myself its funny

Nothing here was wrong...screw burn...imma play 30 copies of gifted aetherborn lol. Twin needs unbanned...straight into modern sets made modern not modern...they made modern into historic basically...the whole point of modern is the cards went through standard...MH cards were way too powerful for standard.

People still wishing for twin unban is funny to me. I would build it the day it was unbanned.

Its kind of why I stopped playing modern. Now I'm playing commander and even more miserable.

We gotta make our own format man Modern with only standard sets, hell maybe we even go back a bit further than mirrodin. Anything man

I don’t think modern was better in the sense of no horizons cards but more so in the diversity of the field. Nowadays you see scam, murktide, or titan decks and that’s about it. Tron and burn occasionally I guess but 🤷🏻‍♂️

I feel like I have the spiciest modern take out there. Ban Fetch Lands. Make building decks about every powerful card around despite mana bases harder and let people focus on making decks about their mana bases without a get out of jail free card. I could be 100% wrong but it's just my personal thought process.

Every modern player

Pure gold 😂

It's me, I'm modern players

Speaking trash about the Spike, wanting a Twin unban and not seeing how those two are contradictory? Yup, that's the average Modern casual 😂

Feel like our LGSes are very different

Twin was talked about when i was in highschool. Is it really in meta still? Classic.

Let the man cook!

Thank you so much for pointing out scam players are complete trash with no talent and they need to be mega players bc they can’t think 2-3 turns ahead

Too accurate 😂

You can't lie though, it was better back then.

Ok, but seriously, Twin did nothing wrong. Unban it already.

Pretty accurate

This made me cringe... how did he know my last conversation with dude...

Modern was based in 2018

I play a funny Solemntiy

Twin wouldn't even be good in modern, y'all heard of solitude?

Dont forget pod 😉 talk

Hogie did nothing wrong!

Pod did nothing wrong.

yes

So true

Okay but nothing he said was wrong tho

Unban hogaak you cowards

100%

To the T

Complaining about net-decking is stupid

All you do is complains about elementals