MOIST CRITICAL REACTS TO THE ACOLYTE EPISODE 4 - REACTION 

Rogue one: -Female lead -Star Wars -Billionaire box office -adored by the public -good enough on critical side -Good product

Disney really turned a badass bounty hunter into a small town mayor who can’t do anything without the help of his female body gaurd

The acolyte was most definitely lacking moisture.

The only way to save The Acolyte is to do a "Dallas" and have Yoda come out of his room, in the final episode, and say "Terrible dream have I had"

The word you're looking for, Theory, is "omnishambles" - 'a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterized by a string of blunders and miscalculations.'

Hiring an activist instead of an artist and the Acolyte is what you get.

$20 says he spoke it into existence about Anakin's mom being some descendant of the witches. Disney writers are probably like "we didn't think of that but thank you, we'll use it"

Perfect, mock them, make fun of Disney at all costs, they think they are trolling and we are just laughing as they destroy everything around them. No one takes Disney seriously.

Funny how House of the Dragons has 2 female leads and it's easily the best thing on TV right now. This just proves that exceptional writing makes the show, not politics.

How to fix star wars in 2 easy steps: 1. Kathleen Kennedy stfu and sign checks. Producers are not creatives. Producers are critics and decide what scripts are worth making. Executive Producers decide how much budget the studio is willing to give the producer to make the movie. 2. Fire the D.E.I. officer and hire a super nerd or 2 as Canon Officers. They read the scripts, tell the writers what doesn't work and give options to fix it. It's not that hard. How do "professional" film makers not know the very basic functions of their business?

This is how you know Disney effed up. It’s not just us diehards dunking on Star Wars anymore, they’ve lost the moderates too.

I don't get why they didn't make a story thousands of years before Skywalker times, then they could make their own story without having to worry as much about breaking canon

The 6 movies, clone wars, EU novels these are Star Wars.

Imma put this here because I know you actually are a good and genuine person. You’re the reason why I look at Star Wars with more of a poetic light, rewatching all of Star Wars and watching new Star Wars after I found your channel gave me that new prospective and that newfound respect for a lot of stuff I never noticed before. I just want to say thank you for keeping it real and being who you are! Stay strong and may the force be with you!

“Rather large RU-vidr” is an understatement for this majestic 5’6” king

Disney: “We must move quickly, The fans are relentless, If they are not all Cancelled, it will be civil war without end. First, I want you to go to the wookiepedia, We will catch them off balance. Do what must be done acolyte! Do not hesitate, show no mercy! Only then, will you be strong enough with the dark side to save Our company”

“Didnt make the budget for kelnacca to use the lightsaber.” Where exactly did that $180 million go?

Is that a claw machine? Yes, channel members can play it during livestreams. There are blender bottles with gift cards and other prizes inside that the player can win.

adjusted for inflation the budget of Revenge of the Sith is approx 177 million compared to the acolyte's 180 million. Like what the **** did disney spend the money on?!?

The Acolyte is like Venom from Sony they are using Spiderman's assets but they are not in the same universe, so I would call this "Star Wreck Saga".

The claw machine is actually for subs to play and win prizes, I believe he said he adjusted the claw strength too so that you can actually win somewhat consistently

Theory reacting to Moist is something I didn't know I needed

The poop an pee analogy is unbelievably accurate

She discovered the "Brick Combustion" Force Ability.

Moist went in!!!! This reminds me of the scene in the first Deadpool movie where he's at the bar and his friend is relentlessly roasting him on how jacked up his face looks!!!

Kennedy didn’t give any money to Rodriguez for “Book of Bobba Fett”. Alcolyte’s budget was $180 millions.

I love how ppl are telling Theory to 'stop watching it if you hate it'. I'm like, dude it's his freakin job LOL. Not the brightest bulbs.

You know something is horrible if Charlie (Moist Critical) makes a video on it

Grand Masters Moist and Theory collab would be perfect tremor in the force. He also likes Dragon ball too, this made my night 😂

The poop/pee analogy got me 😂

Love seeing all the reactions of different RU-vidrs.

Watch Disney try to claim "oh, this is a multiverse now" to explain breaking canon 🙄🙄

HAHAAHAA The zooming in shot at 09:15 with Moist Critical open mouth and Theory ranting is hilarious

Gold quote: "watching the acolyte is like watching your English teacher fart into a walkie talkie in a zoom meeting for 2 hours. " Lol

Man, I've been off the Theory train for a while, and I'm so sorry. I was convinced that I could keep enjoying my SW shows if I just didn't have any "negative" opinions pointing out the flaws, so I stopped watching SWT (and Eckharts Ladder). I got aggrivated every time I heard them talking down the shows or movies(and I know thats not WHAT you do)because I still had enough patience left to find the little sparks of what MY Star Wars was. I didnt realize that the "little sparks" were all that was left though, and despite my efforts, even those started disappeared from what I was watching. I knew 10 minutes into the first Acolyte episode that there was nothing left for me. Sorry, Theory, I understand the frustration now.

Failing to give a wookiee fight sceen is absolutely wildin on 180 mil budget

Two content creators I love, and never expected to be in the same video as the primary subject! Also, I love how you actually react, and not just pause to say some random shit for the sake of seeming like you're reacting. Great job brother. Keep the great content up. The force is still strong with you!

Wasn't Dave supposed to be like the Overseer of Star Wars like Kevin Feige for Marvel? So if he approved this, then he's part of the problem.

Theory, I just want to say thank you. I haven't been the biggest fan of your content in the past (not a diss to you by any means, just not the typical content i consume on YT. That being said I don't doubt that you pour your heart and soul into all of the content you make. Besides at the end of the day, you deserve to be making the content you want to make, not the content we want you to make) but I do admire the quality of your character. I felt the same way back when the Pablo Hidalgo stuff was relevant as I do now. You are entitled to feel how you feel as much as anyone else, and shame on the people at Disney who have tried to demonize you for sharing your (extremely valid) opinions. People like you are the reason why I still fight the uphill battle of loving star wars. Keep doing what you love, and don't take no shit from anyone.

that claw machine he has in the back is set up so that viewers can play for free and win gamersupps cups and drinks while watching the stream, super sick honestly.

No matter how bad Acolyte is Ill never forgive that fucking scooter shit in book of boba lol what the fuck were they thinking

A crossover I never thought I’d see lol

I'm taking a massive Acolyte right now.

You know, whenever I watch a video where someone is reacting to another youtuber and they pause it over and over again it always pissed me off. But now I see it's that when they pause they have a very low level of insight in their comments. So watching you pause throughout this one to add your insight I was wondering why I wasn't getting annoyed, and that's because what you have to say is insightful and genuinely entertaining. Top man.

SWT, just want to say i appreciate you man, ive been in and out in star wars growing up but ive been a big fan, i thank you for being a good honest voice. You are totally rad. Thank you for everything you do.

Bob Cratchit called. He said that The Acolyte killed Tiny Tim.

Didn't everyone see the bonus footage at the end of The Rise of Skywalker? Iger is in his throne room at Disney, shrouded in darkness, laughing menacingly, and everyone realizes in that moment that Palpatine was in our reality all this time. His hubris has fully outstripped his reason, but without a foe strong enough to give him pause... well we're screwed.

1:52 The word is “Acolytic”. It’s a new word that describes the most abysmal, self destructive, insulting or cringey.

_"one bean, two beans, some beans"_ - Baldrick

The claw machine in the back is so stream subs can have a chance to win something from it. He’s got a camera and a set up so you can play the machine while watching the stream.

$180 mill and a Wookiee lightsaber fight couldn’t make the budget?!?? Inflation is wild these days. Prolly spent it all on SpiceCreams 🍦

The debate about what's worse book of boba or acolyte is far more engaging than either show

Moistcritikal is probably one of my favorite youtube commentators. Always silly energy that makes me laugh. Also, the claw machine is something he's had people working on so people watching his streams can try to play it during the stream remotely. I believe it's all just containers with pieces of paper with different prizes written on them. It's actually genius.

7:49 Theory sounds like Palpatine here 😂

What IF, what IF…the twins are a ‘force dyad ‘ in the end, Darth Current Sith Lord(Plagueis) absorbs/kills them, the Jedi that are left and Darth Smilez…scene closes to Plagueis working on another embryo in a tank. Plagueis goes into heavy research/study mode until a certain young noble of a minor house from Naboo is introduced.

Oh wow this is awesome. Theory is holding it down for the actual Star Wars community.

The claw machine is something he’s setting up so his viewers can play in the background while he streams.

Disney wanted sith, but didn't want to pay any authors or Lucas for their work so they just threw sith into their own illogical BS.

Acolyte just She-Hulked the Star Wars audience It just needs a final episode with Osha breaking the 4th wall and speaking with Kathleen K to give her Shmi Skywalker for making a force baby with to balance the thread. winks to camera and fades to black

I wish I could say the Shmi Skywalker idea was crazy, but based on what's been delivered so far I think it would fit the story and response that they're striving for, and fit them very well.

It’s crazy to see how many fans are now coming together

lol John Campea has been fence sitting on the Acolyte’s reception the whole time

Disney made Boba Fett into Sherif Woody from the Toy Story 3 game…

This show was so easy to hit out of the park. Just tell the story of how Plagus learned how powers and then run into him finding and beginning the training of Sidius. The stories of growing more powerful and hiding it from the powerful Jedi would be amazing to see.

Imagine this: The Acolyte is actually an adolescent Snoke. Snoke's master is a young Darth Plagueis who is the apprentice of Darth Tenebrous. Darth Tenebrous and Darth Plagueis do not see eye to eye on the future of the Sith. Plagueis goes on to eliminate Darth Tenebrous because Plareuis believes that they should create a dark order of Sith acolytes that will counter the Jedi Council and their academy. Snoke is a purist, and he believes in the ways established by Darth Bane. In a fit of rage, the young acolyte sith (Snoke) goes on a rampage ala Anakin in the Jedi temple and he eliminates all of Darth Plagueis' acolytes (The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise). Plageuis duels Snoke and Snoke receives a terrible injury (head injury) in which he discovers why Plageuis is so strong in the force. Plagueis then goes on to place Snoke in suspended animation in which he drains Snoke of his force abilities which makes Plagueis that much stronger in the force. What Plagueis doesn't know is that Snoke is also benefiting from his connection to Plagueis. He is riven the ability to look inside of Plagueis and study him for all the years that he is in a state of suspension. He also feels and understand how Sidious thinks and operates (which is how he knows the Emperor) Snoke also understands Maul and even gets a glimpse of Darth Vader before Plagueis feels that he no longer needs Snoke, because he has drained him of all his ability to connect to the force (so he thinks). plagueis disposes of him by banishing to a strange planet outside the galaxy to die. That's where The Acolyte series ends.

Love to see the community coming together ->

Episode 4 was like Lord of the Rings. Nothing but walking. I even think the trees started walking

Now we need Charlie to react to this.

"They wouldn't let Leslie touch George's Skywalker.." Uhm, Ryan? The Last Jedi?

I genuinely did not expect him to ask us what he thinks the hair would be like if they fused in dragon ball 🤣🤣🤣

Carrie Ann Moss is the main Sith. Her death was faked. This is the only was the "plot" can redeem May. Technically, the floating guy killed himself and the wookie was killed by someone else, too. Trinity must have been upset with the way the Jedi dealt with the witches in the past or wanted their secrets...or something. I don't expect it to make any sense.

4:00 Burst out laughing here, it was one of the most unexpected references in an already unexpected video, personally the second one seen in a couple hours. Keep imagining a hypothetically Chartus now 😅

Nothing is cooler than huge streamer crossovers. It's like Avengers Endgame haha

It's amazing how this makes Book of Boring Shett look like perfection.

I really like Sol's character, he's one of the best parts of the show

Love these reaction reactions, ironically. Also, proud owner of an Order 66 hoodie for over a year now, and several thorough washes... still holds up! Highly rec!

Hahahaha ahhh the pondering of what your hair would be like if you were morph together

If they try to insinuate that Anakin Skywalker was the product of witch magic, I might actually be done with Star Wars after being a life-long fan

Poop/pee analogy had me dying

Before Episode 5 I call it now Qimir is the sith with the mask Smilo Ren

Fuck yes. Charlie is HIM

Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast, which is a VERY old game, had a modded Courescant level that had speeders and other aerial vehicles flying around outside the windows of the council chambers shit. It was doable THEN, for them to put so little effort in now...for fucks sake. It's not a HUGE deal itself that the skies are empty there, it's WHAT it REPRESENTS, their total disregard and lack of care for anything to do with the actual property.

11:47- Oh…… From what I’ve seen of this show, I think “The high Republic” was talking about how they are all high on death sticks!?!

I have not watched a single episode. But I'm pretty confident that Trinity from The Matrix is the masked red light saber user. That small blade that killed her simply couldn't have killed her. She faked her death and the assassin twin didn't know she was the one teaching her all those years. Why? 1. The ppl making this show wouldn't want to give all that power to a man. 2. They wouldn't throw away the most recognizable face they paid to be on the show. 3. The one who trained the assassin has to be a former Jedi, not a random dude with no connection to the plot, because the green bald headed woman said the assassin was trained by a Jedi, and a female leader can't be wrong. Not to mention she is the wife of the showrunner. Of course, as always, they are using a man to do all the scenes in the smiley face helmet until after the reveal because that's what they do.

Ya , know. The old E.U. may have had its flaws , but it still had heart. Disney can do whatever they want with this IP, we still have all the pre disney to enjoy .

He’s setting up the claw machine so users in his discord server can use it

The collaboration we never knew we needed

Moist is definitely the Acolyte

Every podcast episode moving forward should be you interviewing Dax Flame

Anybody else notice that Osha Mae is the name of a Canadian soap company.

“A surprise to be sure but a welcome one”

I dont know you, you dont know me and probably never will. But Star Wars Theory Dude,, I can tell just from watching you that you are a good person. Never, EVER let these assholes that come after you for loving and respecting George's vision stop you from speaking your mind. We love you..

We need more skits!!!!

Dude... I dont know you personally... But I know how much you love Star Wars. Ive watch quite a few of your videos, youre one of THE most dedicated people Ive ever seen on this. Shards of the Past is *literally* the best Star Wars content Ive seen in, *_atleast,_* 20 years. I would say its actually better than the prequels in story and intruige but its kinda hard to compare 3 feature lenght films to a 15 minute short so Ive not officially made that statment nor really looked into it, but what I can say for sure is that what I felt when I watched that was more than I felt at any moment during the prequels. It looked like Star Wars, it sounded like Star Wars, it *_FELT_* like Star Wars, and it *_MADE SENSE_* within the actual canon. The fact that you put that togeather, on your own, without a studio is absolutely insane, I CAN not fathom how the hell you managed that. Im rambling, sorry. I digress. My point is, I love Star Wars... I really do, its been one of my favorite things since the 80s. Its so much part of my life I cant remember a time it wasnt. LEGO sets and NES games since I was 4 years old and it hasnt really stopped being an omnipresent factor of my life since. But Im no where NEAR as big a fan as you are which makes me so sad. Everytime Disney fakks something up youre the first person that pops into my mind.. I know how angry, sad and dissappointed I am... I cant even imagine the torture it must be for you. Its fakking bizzare. They should fire Lye-Less Headland and KKKennedy and hire you if they had any idea what would be good for the fanchise. Clearly you have skills in this area and most importantly, you have your heart in the right place. Id take a failure from someone who genuinely tried over a success from a hack 8 days a week 366 days a year. Seeng Shards of the Past I dont think you would fail and youd be hard pressed to find a sane person saying anything Disney does is successful... But you get my point. Heart, purpose and intent is fakking important. There is very little I can do in all of this. But at least know that youre not alone and there are millions of people out here who appriciat and support you. _______________________________ Keep up the awesome work. All the best. Tomas of Sweden.

In Episode 4, Mae says she's failed to kill a Jedi without using a weapon, and thinks it's impossible. But I thought she already succeeded at this back in Episode 2, when she talked Torbin into committing suicide with poison. I thought that was supposed to count as killing without a weapon, but I guess not. Whatever, this show is so unclear.

Wouldn't be surprised the dark sider is Mother Koril. This is Lucasfilm's pattern. It's their female version of Darth Maul. They are egotistically writing characters connecting to the Skywalker saga to say they did it first

Please stop saying may the force be with me SWT. I don't need the force to be with me. I have my sewing kit on and and I just bend the force to my will with all this thread I have.

Kathleen Kennedy has destroyed Star Wars with bad fan fiction shows

Theory and Charlie in one video is something i never thought i needed honestly. But i needed it 😂

I swear it’s the twins mom. I swear you could see her hair balled up under the helmet on the side close up scene