Moist Meter | Fast X 

I genuinely believe a transformers crossover can happen at this point

I loved the part where Dominic Toretto said “autobots roll out” and the entire crew turned into transformers

Vin Diesel unironically being upset that the F&F-franchise have never been nominated for an Oscar, is something that brings me joy everyday. It's such a beautiful form of delusion. The fact that he actually believes he's making great films is genuinely inspiring. If you like what you do and are proud of your work, you will always feel accomplished and it won't matter if people are laughing at you behind your back.

Can you imagine how random it would be to walk into that empty theater and all you see is one seat with Charlie in all his glory 😂😂

The fast and furious movies are like late night fast food, it’s not objectively great food, but at the right time, it hits the spot nicely

Imagine seeing this man in the theater for fast X by himself when you’re the only two who got tickets

I absolutely died laughing at the part near the end where Dom does a crazy spin, hits Dante's car with a helicopter, and perfectly times it where the kid jumps out from Dante's car to Dom's car

Glad to hear Jason Mamoa is already prepping for his character role in DC's Lobo movie

Jason Momoa is the best part of the movie, dude was absolutely chewing the scenery in every single scene he was in and you could tell the man was having more fun with his performance than anyone else in the whole ridiculous movie! He was a weirdo in the best way and an all-time best Fast & Furious franchise villain!

The whole "Jason was in almost every F and F movie" stuff made me laugh my ass so hard in the theater lol. These films have gone over the deep end in terms of absurdity and I admire them for it.

This movie was so unbelievable it was good. My theatre was clapping and laughing more than GoG 3 which was surprising. I think everyone realized what they’re were watching the movie for, not for a serious movie but to kill time with something ridiculous. Also the end credits scene made everyone go crazy 😂

I have grown to appreciate these goofy films over the years. i love how bad guys turn good, everything is over the top and it's so damn sincere.

I rolled my eyes when Fast 10 was selling Momoa as a villain you have never seen before. But I genuinely can say I didn't expect them to go this goofy joker direction with his character

I've been watching this moist man for years and I've recently realized his voice is perfect for AI. He should be the next Siri of the new generation.

All the time I was watching, I just marveled at the physicality of the drivers and stuntmen who tried their best to make the scenes look as cool as possible.

I loved it, the way they slowly bring things back is awesome.

Story time: I'm a huge movie guy as well as a huge car guy. My dad is a race car mechanic, so that's where all that love comes from and my natural passion is film and I graduated as a film major who now does background roles as well as some commercials. I own over 400 movies in my collection and over 100 replica car models on my shelf. That all being said, until 3 days ago I have never seen a single Fast movie and I wore that shit with a badge of honor because of its irony and I'm the kind of guy to binge watch movies just for the sake of adding it to the list of movies ive seen. There's almost no movie franchise I haven't watched all the way through. The reason why I decided to painfully indulge myself into the Fast franchise is because-no joke you can even Google this-I was offered to be a part of a paid experiment where a group of people binge every Fast movie including Fast X and take thorough and precise notes on how accurate each car crash is. Why or for what reasons this experiment was being conducted I have no idea, but I swear to god this was real and I was paid a whopping $1100 for my services

Fast 5 was honestly pretty decent for how wild it was while still making at least a little bit of sense.

Seeing Dom shift an automatic SRT Charger like it’s a manual in the Rome scene absolutely sent me lol.

I literally just got back from watching the movie, and my theater was pretty full, and the audience seemed to really like it!

I loved it when Dom said, “It’s Familying time”, and familied all over Jason Mamoa

For those wondering he rated the movie 70%. Too many people are skipping to the end of video just to see what he rated it. You are welcome

I’m not complete without my whole “Well, that’s about it. See ya” at the end of the video. My heart will forever long for it

I thought I was the only one that felt this way thanks Charlie!!

My friends and I had a joke when the seventh or eighth film came out, we said they should call the tenth film “fast-TEN your seatbelts” thinking it wouldn’t ever actually happen. Well. Guess we were wrong to joke.

Even though Charlie's known for branding his things as moist, I've never seen Charlie as moist as he is in this video. Truly a blessing from MoistJesus himself.

Charlie + analogies = greatness

charles may not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver

Glad to see someone like Vin Diesel getting recognised by the Legendary Family Man Charlie!

Im suprised you didnt talk about the filming locations. Every fast and furious movie always has an exotic location. No matter how bad the movie is the scenery is normally A1

Honestly, this film was the most fun I’ve had in a theater all year

i love that i can watch your videos to get a bit of an expectation for movies, especially movies like this. as a "car guy" i am legally obligated to watch every single fast and furious movie, and im happy to know that i can expect at least a fun movie even if its not good.

Thank you Charlie for posting this for the family

The thumbnail of Dom using the car door as a shield is already wild enough lol

Yeah baby! Been waiting for this moist meter review!

It’s like Mia said in the first movie “ dom’s like gravity everything just gets pulled to him”

I'm glad to see you so happy and I'm also very happy to see you hit trending for gaming which is your well deserved spot

The part when Jason jumped in the air with excitement was so fucking hilarious

idc what anyone says I grew up with this movie, just seeing fast and furious trailers is the best summer kick off ❤

Saw that score coming LMAOO, love movies like this

Incredible video. Thanks charlie

Congrats on 13 mil

I watched one of those behind the scenes before the movie and apparently Dante was supposed to be somewhat like brian with driving tuner cars but Jason didn't believe that was fit for his character

Was waiting for this

Charlie does such good reviews

Its crazy that this series is still going... i can remember going to see the 1st one in freakin middle school with my friends over 20 years later its still going. LOL

I didn't even know there was another fast and furious, that's just how good they are

I enjoy all of your moistmeters because of your honesty and depiction of what we'll expect 😂😂😂

I loved when Vin Diesel said “it’s family time” and familied all over the bad guys

gonna go watch it today i let you all know how it is Edit: Just finished watching it yesterday and its a fantastic film its been a while since ive watched a good one i feel like this year gonna be a banger for movies

From a narrative standpoint, it hasn’t been the same without Brian. It feels like Cipher and Dante could hunt him down if they wanted to.

just finished wating this film, solid review

I can't wait to FastTen my seatbelt for this one

I stay in a very big car community and everyone and their grandmother comes to see the film at the cinema. I literally only keep watching just because of how the community comes together and makes a big event out of it, Dominic would be proud😂

I love how Charlie caught himself making a valid criticism, then having to correct himself saying 8:14 “but it’s fast and furious no one cares”

I like how moist only uses himself as a sponsor just makes way more sense and makes me want to actually buy what he's sponsoring and not just skipping forward past some boring sponsor that I know the RU-vidr doesn't care about and will never use themselves if there not being payed by them.

Good review. Thank you Charlie

Honestly, you’ve sold me on this film

Haven't seen the movie but the description of Jason Momoa makes it sound like he is back to his Stargate Atlantis roots and I'm excited to see a F&F movie since before Tokyo Drift

70% is wayyy wayy higher than what i expected ngl😭😭

I do think one of the biggest issues with the fast saga is that yes at one point it was street racers doing other illegal activities but coming together to kind of bring down a different bad guy or get revenge for that one guy who cheated and got this guy killed or what ever where as now it's marketing itself too seriously if they went in with the idea of these are now kind of serious spoofs like clearly these ppl would never end up in this situation or rather wouldn't make it out of it but since it's a satirical take on spy movies and the group of friends go on an adventure archetype and find the true meaning of family like just go balls to the walls but market it as such

Great video bro

I really enjoyed watching the new movie. A lot of action an for me personally, they found the way back to the cars even more than in the last two parts. The end was disappointing and exciting at the same moment, because it was an open end with an extra sequel after a blackscreen. I also loved the extra scene at the beginning in memory of Paul Walker❤

Charlie youre physically looking more and more like you live in Florida and proud of it

I like how he took the meter graphic out so we have to watch the whole thing lmao

Saw it yesterday, I agree it was fun to watch

Today, I watched it and there was roughly like 10-12 people shockingly considering the whole franchise is about and the movie was showing the vault getting ripped out by Brain/Paul and than Dontoredo and the dani actor he played well and I mainly liked the tribute to Paul Walker at the very beginning of the movie

In Charlie we Trust....For a valuable review

If making great movie reviews was an olympic sport, charlie would take home the gold medal every time

I feel like the funny goofy characters are what make the fast series so fun

I had the same experience when I went to see Bladerunner 2049. Empty theatre in the middle of the day and I sat right in the middle. If anyone is familiar with the excellent sound design in 2049 then you can appreciate how awesome it would be to have the theatre to yourself.

Charlie is the only reliable review source

Incredible they put Rock Cena Mamoa and Vin Diesel in one movie. Thats a ton of testosterone.

I only watched the first 2 of these movies. So hearing that street racing has just become a novelty call back is kind of wild.

My favorite part of the movie is when Dom Toretto told everyone, "When you're here, you're family", in the garden of olives. Definitely one of most moments of all time

Just came back from watching it. Incredible movie.

The amount of ads I have seen for fast X on RU-vid is insane

when he used the car door to block the snipe rounds i was dead

Got out of the theater and this movie is pretty hype. Jason Mamoa is a goated villain

I think I speak for everyone when I say that nobody knows the plot for the fast and furious movies

We've come far as a family, gone are the dark days of Dom having 6 gears.

You could say, that was one wild ride.

4:33 I hope this is in the movie word for word because I busted out laughing

This was my favourite since 5 which i did not expect at all because 9 almost killed me.

He gave it a 70% Youre welcome

Family man. Everyone is related to him. I have only watched around 4 Fast movies and this one is the only one I've been hyped up for because of how fun Jason looked as a villains in the trailers. Glad to hear he's as goofy as advertised.

You talking about the flashbacks just made me think of the puss and boots movie, where hes goes up a beanstalk, and in that movie, humpty dumpty was like "oh but puss i WAS THERE" and in every flashback hes somehow there

This is possibly the greatest movie ever made. Watched it last night. So powerful.

I saw Fast X and I’ve never seen a single fast movie before that. I genuinely have no idea why everyone freaked out at the end credit scene

They should pull a 180 and make a series that's really grounded and has a realistic quiet/street racing vibe to it. Actually capturing realistic racing and stunts and such.

this unironically sounds like fun, i might watch it

I really love going to an empty theater. It just feels so soothing.

Charlie posted himself in the theater on Instagram before the movie, he was sweat free

I liked the pace of this video

I saw the movie tonight. I had a blast. Despite the movie being 2 hours and 24 minutes long, I never felt like it over stayed its welcome. I normally don't have an eye for this, but even I couldn't help but notice some REALLY bad CGI at times. The car belly flop scene (if you saw the movie, you know what I mean) had horrendous CGI there. But you know what, the stunt was dope.

Just watched Fast X last night with my cousins and holy shit we had so much fun. Such a silly, wild, entertaining movie.

wow the comic art for plague seeker looks insanely good

Watching Fast and Furious movies after the 4th one is my guilty pleasure. And obviously I'm excited to watch this as well.

I aill always LOVE the first fast ans furious as a non spoof and a great popcorn movie that helped shape the man i became having been heavily involved in motorcycles and cars before the movie was released when I was 16yo in 2001. Despite being paralyzed from my chest down a few days after turning 23yo in 2008, i still have 3 apoets cars and 4 motorcycles, 2 of which have custom adaptations so i can ride them.

this movie was exactly what i expected