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Monologue: Trump the Riffer | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) 

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@wdkaye
@wdkaye 6 лет назад
Bill was extra-punchy tonight. Good stuff!
@ZachTheRantingGuy
@ZachTheRantingGuy 6 лет назад
So glad you're back Bill! I miss you when you go on breaks. You're our therapist during these painful times under the Trump regime.
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 6 лет назад
Zachary - Ain't that the fucken truth! I need a weekly shot of Bill Maher to stabilize my brain in these troubling times....
@HisBubbliness
@HisBubbliness 6 лет назад
"He loved Amazon back when they delivered Melania for free 2-day shipping." I died. 😂
@laskieg
@laskieg 6 лет назад
Did you really die or did you just chuckle gently?
@maxglide
@maxglide 6 лет назад
Trump is only mad at Amazon because he thinks it’s a Brazilian company
@HisBubbliness
@HisBubbliness 6 лет назад
maxglide "Amazon is nothing but water. Big water. River water."
@maxglide
@maxglide 6 лет назад
His Bubbliness 😂
@wileyschmitt
@wileyschmitt 6 лет назад
I too actually 'laughed out loud' at that one, I think it was because he delivered it well, something that pro riffers like him and Mike Nelson from Rifftrax are great at.
@redlightmax
@redlightmax 6 лет назад
2:35 I've never heard the term "fear porn" before but it totally sums up Fox News.
@Rickswars
@Rickswars 6 лет назад
Bill is part of the kiddie porn, he is working for Hillary!
@proudbadhombre1082
@proudbadhombre1082 6 лет назад
Richard warren nah, kiddie porn belongs to Roy Moore and Trump. Nice try tho.
@bernardoheusi6146
@bernardoheusi6146 6 лет назад
"kiddie porn"? What a complete moron ROFLMAO
@jeannineconnors2127
@jeannineconnors2127 6 лет назад
Richard warren qa
@RickDanner
@RickDanner 5 лет назад
and fake news sums up cnn msnbc in fact there is no news for those 2 stations without trump no news about science , the world anything just 24 hr trump hate nice to be a fan of that . How can anyone be a liberal I don't get it .
@mvvpro8688
@mvvpro8688 6 лет назад
Where is that member of Congress who shouted "You lie!" against Obama now, when the president actually lies all the time?
@redlightmax
@redlightmax 6 лет назад
+MVVpro Republican Congressman Joe Wilson doesn't seem to have a problem with Trump. Not the most surprising news in the world, but there it is.
@rosamariamendoza1466
@rosamariamendoza1466 6 лет назад
Yes, Mmvp , I was thinking about that " tiny" incident, where are the Christian conservatives now?? Bunch of lying, ugly, not GOD fearing, hyprocrites!
@jwace
@jwace 6 лет назад
This guy is white so it’s ok when he lies....
@dryhumorfoe8275
@dryhumorfoe8275 6 лет назад
I just call him president liar. Never call him by his given name. It does not fit him. Liar does. He is the biggest liar I have ever come across. Instead of saying things like" simply untrue, or not exactly the truth..etc. Just tell it like it is. The president is a dirty rotten LIAR..period.
@CaptainHoyt
@CaptainHoyt 6 лет назад
but inst the current dude white and a republican?
@TheMobFactoryBeats
@TheMobFactoryBeats 6 лет назад
Bill Maher definitely went hard on this one.
@unitedjt345
@unitedjt345 6 лет назад
Worthit
@ShadowAssassin7
@ShadowAssassin7 6 лет назад
Like this is one of his funnier moments?
@miejeen
@miejeen 6 лет назад
As if Bill and his writers team were thinking, well, if Trump gets more unfettered, why don't we? :-)
@LEvans-vg7sp
@LEvans-vg7sp 6 лет назад
Ellz Chale I was thinking the same thing!
@quuks
@quuks 4 года назад
Poor melania... No matter who she was, she doesnt't deserve this man.
@effrance7962
@effrance7962 6 лет назад
"delivered melania 2 day shipping" Savage.
@mjdhpd
@mjdhpd 6 лет назад
You are awesome Bill!! Keep up the great job sir!
@CaptainHoyt
@CaptainHoyt 6 лет назад
"before everyone started shooting, they all had to watch an add" Now thats top class banter.
@BoodlooderJeet
@BoodlooderJeet 6 лет назад
LOOK... Tastes be damned, that joke was solid.
@casiopeaman
@casiopeaman 6 лет назад
Someone should force Trump to watch some Bill Maher!
@donnavorce8856
@donnavorce8856 6 лет назад
Alan - I'd bet he actually does.
@ThatHippyDuck
@ThatHippyDuck 6 лет назад
We know it's satire. I would like him to watch because he'd stroke out.
@j.ascension7
@j.ascension7 6 лет назад
Lmao he loved Amazon when they delivered Melania😂😂😂😂😂
@katscarantini4144
@katscarantini4144 6 лет назад
J. Ascension that's very racist.
@TheCalvin1902
@TheCalvin1902 6 лет назад
Kat You dont have a clue do you?
@katscarantini4144
@katscarantini4144 6 лет назад
TheCalvin there's no clue. Its what you see and hear it is very direct. Read the comments here.
@TheCalvin1902
@TheCalvin1902 6 лет назад
Kat You make no sense whatsoever. You're just some stupid fuck starting trouble where there is none. Stupidity is killing this country - and you're one of its killers.
@katscarantini4144
@katscarantini4144 6 лет назад
TheCalvin there ya go insulting and writing obscenities. You are part of the problem. full of hate arent you.
@scottmcfadyen293
@scottmcfadyen293 6 лет назад
That is some serious Molotov Cocktail Comedy there Mr. Maher ! BRAVO !
@nyaanyaamewmew
@nyaanyaamewmew 6 лет назад
Bill was on fire this monologue.
@wiseass5045
@wiseass5045 6 лет назад
Did you see those trump moves? He dodged that piece of paper like he dodged the draft.
@danibeck10
@danibeck10 6 лет назад
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@danibeck10
@danibeck10 6 лет назад
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@wiseass5045
@wiseass5045 6 лет назад
/Bryzz Lull\ Nope...I'm just one of those guys who enjoys humor.
@wiseass5045
@wiseass5045 6 лет назад
truimagz already did
@Wuhan_Batman
@Wuhan_Batman 6 лет назад
So you were all for the Vietnam War???
@krisballard541
@krisballard541 6 лет назад
The funniest joke will be when Robert Mueller leads Donald Trump away in handcuffs.
@raymonko
@raymonko 6 лет назад
Kris Ballard won't happen. Trump is too powerful with his base
@ichijofestival2576
@ichijofestival2576 6 лет назад
Afraid that'll never happen. White collar criminals do far worse and are treated far better. And this is the ultimate white collar crime.
@rockingtheblade
@rockingtheblade 6 лет назад
Kris Ballard lol!
@irishamerican9205
@irishamerican9205 6 лет назад
Mueller has already ordered the EXTRA SMALL HANDCUFFS!
@Horny_Fruit_Flies
@Horny_Fruit_Flies 6 лет назад
Chris, Your mom is dirty.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 лет назад
Extra points for not editing out the YT joke.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 6 лет назад
In Soviet Russia, Border moves to YOU!
@tamikoestomo3275
@tamikoestomo3275 6 лет назад
I am an Indonesian fan of you, Bill, and you had me 🤣🤣🤣 all through your show!!
@djbig494
@djbig494 6 лет назад
looks at good as my home made jewish rabbi circumcised baby dick skin soup All the jew rabbi's love it, I sell out everytime.
@gregsomebody7247
@gregsomebody7247 6 лет назад
This is vintage Maher. Someone call the burn unit.
@djbig494
@djbig494 6 лет назад
looks at good as my home made jewish rabbi circumcised baby dick skin soup All the jew rabbi's love it, I sell out everytime.
@cheri7054
@cheri7054 6 лет назад
trump keeps giving these comedians such great material
@Tiadaghton37
@Tiadaghton37 6 лет назад
Great start to the show -- later panel was really good too!
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 6 лет назад
Did someone yell "que guapo!" at the beginning? 😂 I love this audience.
@chester1851
@chester1851 6 лет назад
"He's using the post office as a delivery system!" Immortal.
@patricklarry6645
@patricklarry6645 6 лет назад
As popular as bumper to bumper traffic caused by a mudslide caused by fracking! Bill's the best!
@xCaptxCrunchx
@xCaptxCrunchx 6 лет назад
What I want to know is who wrote that speech he threw. That must have hurt their heart. Good. 😂😂😂
@canadatrip2144
@canadatrip2144 6 лет назад
xCaptxCrunchx , you heard Bill Maher: Fox and Friends wrote that speech
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 6 лет назад
Hehehe
@XAlreadyKnowX
@XAlreadyKnowX 6 лет назад
Our president is pathetic.
@sheisntreal0_090
@sheisntreal0_090 6 лет назад
XAlreadyKnowX He doesn't deserve to be called president.
@PopsSoda
@PopsSoda 6 лет назад
XAlreadyKnowX best compliment he's got all week
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 6 лет назад
Like George Carlin said about Dubya..."I don't even capitalize his name..."
@samir6047
@samir6047 6 лет назад
Before she started shooting they had to watch an ad😂😂😂
@lalumieredumonde
@lalumieredumonde 6 лет назад
Mélania can't talk. Her mariage contract won't allow her
@deynna45
@deynna45 6 лет назад
Talbot René 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@freaker126
@freaker126 6 лет назад
have you guys notice lately that we're laughing more nowadays? I watch all the late news clips and I'm laughing my head off everytime they talk about trump. :p
@Monstah7
@Monstah7 6 лет назад
Yeah, technically you're not wrong, the problem is that it's not with joy. I find myself both depressed and riveted to/by the news simply because i'm both terrified and usually stunned by what he does next.. oh yeah and i'm an aussie..
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 6 лет назад
freaker126 Yeah, But it’s a nervous laugh. Like when the rest of the staff snicker at Scott, who has been complaining about the lack of soy milk in the refrigerator for HIS allergies, and complaining about the sniffling from his co-worker’s hay-fever and complaining that the restrooms are too far from the work area to allow you enough travel time during a break and sufficient time to do your business without straining, has turned up with an AR-15 and demands that the AC is turned off cause it’s too damn cold to work effectively and insists he’s the soul of the office and why isn’t everybody laughing now...
@ironsnowflake1076
@ironsnowflake1076 6 лет назад
MatchstalkMan Such an apt description (not to mention HILARIOUS)! It does feel like we are in some kind of surreal hostage situation where most of the hostages are comforting themselves with gallows humor. The other roughly 1/3 are suffering from a particularly aggressive form of Stockholm syndrome.... ( I actually was called a c*** yesterday on here by an acute case)! SMH!
@ummmidunno8308
@ummmidunno8308 6 лет назад
I laugh even harder when trumptard tries to deny that he doesn't watch any of it... but claims it's not funny and that all of these people have no talent! That's my favorite part!
@african-history-fountain
@african-history-fountain 6 лет назад
The majority are not laughing. Quite frankly there is nothing to laugh about. He isn't funny. He's dangerous and threatening. That a man like that commands the world's largest nuclear arsenal is nothing short of tragic. If Americans don't stand up, storm the streets and demand he goes immediately, that man is not prepared to even step down from office, and will start WW3 if he thinks that will help him. He just hired warmonger John Bolton as national security adviser..Does that not cause you some alarm? Bolton wants pre-emptive war with Iran and North Korea. These are countries with defence pacts with China and Russia. So an unprovoked attack on those two will draw in Russia and China militarily. In other words, WW3.So if you give it a little thought, Trump is.... not funny.
@kellyminid2922
@kellyminid2922 6 лет назад
You're pronouncing it wrong. It's FOX-N-FIENDS
@anthonycoleman6213
@anthonycoleman6213 6 лет назад
Did you see the font size on the speech?! Holy cow.
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 6 лет назад
Just this side of crayon.
@gingerale496
@gingerale496 3 года назад
Lmao all double spaced too 😂
@kennethnash598
@kennethnash598 6 лет назад
Tell Donald that Amazon will deliver his cheese burger.
@doodelay
@doodelay 6 лет назад
One of the only funny late night comedians lol definitely best jokes IMO
@sarge420
@sarge420 6 лет назад
LMAO! Thanks Bill.
@68baby1
@68baby1 6 лет назад
Love this man
@glindathegoodwitch3385
@glindathegoodwitch3385 6 лет назад
Get rid of them all
@anthonypai6127
@anthonypai6127 6 лет назад
I like the Melania joke!
@SuperSpitfire99
@SuperSpitfire99 6 лет назад
Thank god we have brave men like Bill Maher to protect this country. Lol!
@chrismason947
@chrismason947 6 лет назад
Trump's right, we need a wall, around Trump! Mexico will pay for it. For years Melania thought she needed glasses. Spanky kept telling her that this (__________________________) was 10 inches. Melania had to sign an NDA, of course!
@brandonyoung-kemkes1128
@brandonyoung-kemkes1128 Год назад
About time, somebody addresses the crowds in ability to realize they’re screaming on peoples TV.
@georgehugh3455
@georgehugh3455 6 лет назад
What was weird about the RU-vid shooting, was that the first place all the employees went was to Twitter. What, no Live video?
@mindlessgonzo
@mindlessgonzo 6 лет назад
Even their own employees don't use this broke ass site for when their life is in danger.
@scottreardon7464
@scottreardon7464 5 лет назад
Wow, I'm watching this in October 2018 and its exactly the same
@loryoly2662
@loryoly2662 5 лет назад
Scott Reardon i am watching this in January 2019 and it’s the same
@dorthyslotwinski2834
@dorthyslotwinski2834 6 лет назад
Donnie boy threw the paper bc he can't READ!!
@nathaliedufour3891
@nathaliedufour3891 6 лет назад
Thank you always hillarious !!!!!!
@maxmeier532
@maxmeier532 6 лет назад
wow, Bill is on fire, has been a while!
@aroundtheclocktimepieces
@aroundtheclocktimepieces 5 лет назад
“About a, about a caravan, did you hear that, a caravan, ahhhhhhhhh!” 2:41 to 2:49 😂😂😂
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад
cue the ''Caravan Music''......
@waynematheson3471
@waynematheson3471 6 лет назад
Great monologue
@talister106
@talister106 6 лет назад
Fear porn, LOL.
@djbig494
@djbig494 6 лет назад
looks at good as my home made jewish rabbi circumcised baby dick skin soup All the jew rabbi's love it, I sell out everytime.
@abhinavsrivastav8677
@abhinavsrivastav8677 3 года назад
This was a masterpiece.
@motts713
@motts713 6 лет назад
"...And the Mexican dust it"!? Ouch
@redlightmax
@redlightmax 6 лет назад
+motts713 4:21 That joke reminded me of Kelly Osbourne on The View: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-x23CD_Ba4LM.html Bill can get away with it though because, hey, it's Bill.
@WattWireNet
@WattWireNet 6 лет назад
I agree, this is sort of douchy. Mexicans contribute a hell of a lot more to our society than dusting things--more than most other people know.
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 5 лет назад
@@WattWireNet when they get the chance to. Some folks still mad blacks won't dust anymore, but they'll show us. Well let the Mexicans dust then the blacks will be so jealous lolz. That is literally the thinking of a certain sub group of Trump's.
@dodadagohuhsgi
@dodadagohuhsgi 6 лет назад
PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@kennethnash598
@kennethnash598 6 лет назад
Can we hire illegal immigrant guard the border?
@johnmusa9152
@johnmusa9152 5 лет назад
Amongst the people in this line of business I thought Bill is the best.
@lazylemymaitland6996
@lazylemymaitland6996 Год назад
This brings me back to 2018, those were funny times
@MrEmpireBuilder0000
@MrEmpireBuilder0000 6 лет назад
Bill Maher, Trevor Noah keeps me sane. :)
@redlightmax
@redlightmax 6 лет назад
1:10 Unfortunately, AdBlocker doesn't work on bullets. [crickets] I'll show myself out.
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 6 лет назад
LOL - yeah, you can leave now... :)
@ShovelChef
@ShovelChef 6 лет назад
Fracking! 😂😂👏👏👏👏 (6:10) 🔥🔥🔥
@hereigoagain5050
@hereigoagain5050 5 лет назад
Watching from 9/4/2019, and I am actually amazed at how consistent Prez T is over the years. Still a hate monger after all these years.
@glindathegoodwitch3385
@glindathegoodwitch3385 6 лет назад
Impeachment...no. Who wants to be stuck with Pence, shudder. He knows how to work the system.
@halfcolombian72
@halfcolombian72 6 лет назад
0:13 YOU ROCK MAN!!
@anywaythewindblows8912
@anywaythewindblows8912 4 года назад
“Shut up!”
@Duryism
@Duryism 6 лет назад
"He loved Amazon when they delivered Melania..." I'm dead... lmao!
@czgibson3086
@czgibson3086 6 лет назад
Bill's job is easier now in the sense that simply reading out Trump's actions and statements gets a laugh. The difficult bit is saying it all without becoming incomprehensible with rage.
@harryrenner4016
@harryrenner4016 3 года назад
To have a Mexican stand off you got to have Mexicans. LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!
@sandravanek869
@sandravanek869 6 лет назад
Being a one percenter requires loyalty!
@kevinmarchand4196
@kevinmarchand4196 6 лет назад
Please have Dave Rubin and/or Jordan Peterson on your show Bill! Keep it up!
@ThomasPanto
@ThomasPanto 6 лет назад
Who is paying to ship food and water and shelter to the National Guard troops on the border ?
@jennifermorris833
@jennifermorris833 6 лет назад
Ah Bill, I think your brilliant.
@scott70
@scott70 3 года назад
That caravan is still coming....lol.
@fartknocker8363
@fartknocker8363 6 лет назад
I think the "Business Guy as President" experiment is over.
@hfredydl
@hfredydl 6 лет назад
American Oligarchs!!! Couldn’t have said it better!! American Oligarch Mark Zuckerberg ...
@BrnBear
@BrnBear 6 лет назад
Holy shit "Fear porn" You need to get that trade marked asap
@Lifel4444
@Lifel4444 6 лет назад
I live in the center of the silicon valley. Right on freeway 101, for the past week there is a digital billboard saying, "We are with you President Trump" flashes to next slide, "Trump 2020" What I'm trying to say is their alot more Republicans than you think in the silicon valley.
@ninjammer726
@ninjammer726 6 лет назад
bill maher is my spirit animal
@djbig494
@djbig494 6 лет назад
I enjoyed the video Im currently making my home made jewish rabbi circumcised baby dick skin soup All the jew rabbi's love it, I sell out everytime.
@ShubhamBhushanCC
@ShubhamBhushanCC 6 лет назад
Sanctions hurt people not rulers.
@hamzamahmood9565
@hamzamahmood9565 6 лет назад
Shubham Bhushan Rulers rely on people's taxmoney
@AndiDuck
@AndiDuck 6 лет назад
Shubham Bhushan Then Russians should stop electing shitty ruler's that get their people sanctioned like -- Putin. We have the same problem here in the U.S. but we don't call them rulers we call them shitty Republicans.
@ichijofestival2576
@ichijofestival2576 6 лет назад
Problem is, the Russians *don't* elect their rulers. The only way Putin's getting "voted out" is via bloody coup.
@radb94
@radb94 6 лет назад
That’s not even remotely true.
@tirpitz19
@tirpitz19 6 лет назад
Very true.
@DPowered2
@DPowered2 6 лет назад
every other month its "Trump is throwing away the script trump is doing is own thing" or some variation of like this isn't what he is like all the time
@wackyruss
@wackyruss 6 лет назад
Caravans? CARAVANS?!? Oh no! Hide y0 kidz, hide y0 wife! The GYPSIES are coming! Reminds me of gypsy punk song- CARAVAN IS COMING, OLD GUITARS ARE STRUMMING!!!!
@piesho
@piesho 6 лет назад
0:09 "Que guapo!"
@laskieg
@laskieg 6 лет назад
Gracias!
@niconicovalencia
@niconicovalencia 6 лет назад
Translation: “SO HANDSOME!” I nearly died. :D
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 6 лет назад
Piesho Nais - I heard that, too! I was immediately transported back 20 years to my 7th grade Spanish class. Hey, Srta. Milham, I guess something stuck with me after all!
@rosamariamendoza1466
@rosamariamendoza1466 6 лет назад
Warm Brother, Well, things are taking shape, Paul Ryan is going to be gone in a few months!!!😊😀😄.The sad part for us is the tax code that benefits the 1% and leaves us the taxpayers( us who pay out taxes) hanging.
@hermanhelmich
@hermanhelmich 6 лет назад
Smart and stable uh uh
@elmanolocko8755
@elmanolocko8755 6 лет назад
Can you imagine President Obama threw away his paper script like that? The righties would lose their mind!!
@TheDawnling
@TheDawnling 6 лет назад
OMG! YES! Fame IS "jumping the shark"! Yesssss. WOW! I hadn't realized it but it's true and good!
@TolulopeOlamideAjayi
@TolulopeOlamideAjayi 6 лет назад
"You need Mexicans for the Mexican stand off" 😂😂
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729 2 года назад
But What Kind Of Jail Is He Going To ?
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729 2 года назад
Can I Declare An Earth Mandate Of Self-Composure As Greek God ?
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729 2 года назад
The Hague Was Created And Yet Exists To Say I Cannot
@krasniusha
@krasniusha 6 лет назад
Bill is crass, but at this time, you can't be crass enough talking about the psycho orange clown. Very funny!
@WendelltheSongwriter
@WendelltheSongwriter 6 лет назад
Great Melania joke!
@sarahsrappa
@sarahsrappa 6 лет назад
Taaaaaalk woman!!!! Open your mouth Melania !! Poor woman
@coooooolioooooo
@coooooolioooooo 6 лет назад
Isn’t the laughter a little bit.. off?
@ashleydavies6566
@ashleydavies6566 6 лет назад
So true, every word
@daniel523
@daniel523 6 лет назад
After joke...: 'that is so wrong is right'.
@taibhsear71
@taibhsear71 6 лет назад
Except that there are 1200 Honduran refugees marching toward the border and Mexico is giving them a free pass.
@ivonedefigueiredo9301
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 6 лет назад
Your best one in a while Bill 👍!
@DragonDPT
@DragonDPT 6 лет назад
Prostitution is illegal unless the payment is in the form of an NDA.
@akmonra
@akmonra 6 лет назад
0:40 Proving he doesn't know the definition of an oligarch.
@creekwalker62
@creekwalker62 6 лет назад
You can't have a Mexican standoff without Mexicans
@miejeen
@miejeen 6 лет назад
Seems like Bill himself also gets more and more unfettered. ;-)
@leanneblake4248
@leanneblake4248 6 лет назад
Fear Porn , Fox News. lol
@joryjones6808
@joryjones6808 6 лет назад
Mark Zuckerberg: Founder of Facebag
@SinOfAugust
@SinOfAugust 6 лет назад
I prefer the Facesack
@nickmarc3051
@nickmarc3051 6 лет назад
😂😂😂
@gene321jw
@gene321jw 5 лет назад
Can you do such a monologue on Hillary, Bill or Hussein Obama. I’m sure would be much more entertaining.
@anca6702
@anca6702 6 лет назад
Something similar happened in UK, in 2007 when Romania was in European Union and romanian could come to the UK the same kind of panic was played in the media that England will be "invaded" by romanian emigrants. The reality of what happened was that there were more reporters than Romanians!)))) literally!!!
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