Monster Factory: Arby "The Meathead" McDonald Is Back in the Ring 

This implies that Hungry Faced Gil ended up being a very bad boy.

it's pretty choice

My favorite was "He looks like a human ransom note" referring to the boy mayor of second life

also, “this looks racist for a race that does not exist!” is a good one

“his face looks like a water slide. and i don’t even know what i mean by that!”

@@canijust101 my favorite line.

Or your just biased bc your all freaks and freaks ban together

"i've got some very good news about the adjustability of the body oil settings in this game"

Ryan Geyer I wish I could have seen it but there were too many tears

It's the hardest I've laughed in I don't know how long. Goddamn!

I thought Griffin might have logged back in during editing just to do that and then their laughter slowly started filtering in

Yeah me too. This is it. Life has peaked.

SAME. I really thought it was editing and it was even better when I realized it was live.

hey do you still work at arby's

can you get me some of that good beef

Employment video

i hope at some point during your time working at arby's you've shown your manager or coworkers this video

Should I work at Arby’s?

this is the perfect description of every monster factory video ever.

✨boogie woogie woogie woogie✨

I don't know if they say this in the video, but this is literally the first comment that's made me actually laugh out loud and I love you for it.

the town hates it

Rusty Shacklferd But it also sort of loves it, though, huh?

hello sir francis york morgan

Charles Teames monster factory gothic

arby's warlock, the twin brother of the arby's witch

They both hail from the fabled Wizard Hut

no the Arby’s witch is his wife, it’s their anniversary and all of their many many sons are here too and they have appropriate signs for this event

you forgot his ghost sleeve wife??

Well clearly the Arby's witch encountered a rival Mcdonald's witch and now she's a ghost sleeve. But one day she will return!

My boyfriend told me NOTHING could be so funny to have me laugh crying. I told him he didn't understand.

The show is NSFW because you'll be fired for laughing so hard

I just fucking listened to the MBMBAM episode where Justin talks about his obsession with the Arby's croissant roast beef sandwich.... It's like 4 years old

Literally the best part

sami I cried so hard I couldn’t see the screen, and laughed so long my face hurt!

This put me through enjoyable laughing pain, plz do more XD

We are now freinds.

I actually counted that, checks out.

GhostBunny you are the new, chosen, prophetic Arby's witch of a generation

Yeah I think that's what Jesus did it's right there in the bible. Fed the 5000, walked on water, prophesied about Polygon videos, died for our sins. It's all there!

Jesus wouldn't dream about that because it's sinful

Teeth are Jesus' fetish. Just saying.

@@mikehenderson7907 I don’t think I’ve ever seen those words in that order before

I know I'm late but all the Second Life episodes won Oscars actually.

Don't have epilepsy myself, but just letting you know you're awesome for warning others.

i don’t have epilepsy either, but i wanted to appreciate you for being such a good human being. you go, kitty. :)

THANK YOU omg

is there a method to test for that kind of thing? just curious.

kenrick encinas not sure if this is a universal thing but when I got tested for epilepsy (also non photosensitive) they put wires on my head that monitored my brain activity plus a heart rate monitor and then literally flashed a strobe light in my face at increasing an frequency

Hes's your protector, do not fear

hey that's my dad you're talking about

He doesn't stand, he vogues

He stands over me when I have sleep paralysis, but it's only because he's just punched my sleep paralysis demon in the face and now he's gently shaking me awake.

Lilithlify I love the implication that all art professors are equally horrifying to look at lol

I went to art school, trust me. They are.

+Reginald the Shopkeeper definitely. I hope Dr. Wrestling will join us in the second part too

The memory of his name faded long ago

HOLY SHIT

oh deAR

Once the tank top came on, all I could see in that moment was Indrid...

i was about to comment that omg

yes yes yessss

polarbethy Justin says this all the time to be fair

YES YES Y E S DADDY LIKES

I personally blame having to share a body with Simone for this

UH HEY WHAT UP SUPERMEGA SQUAD

an arby's man? winning the chamPEENship? *i'd like to see ya try*

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Arby! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Arby? - Adult Cool? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Arby, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adult Cool. - Hey, Arby. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Arby. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adult Cool, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adult Cool, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Arby! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Arby, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Arby, what do you think I should... Arby? Arby! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! RU-vid YOU COWARDS, LET ME POST THE FULL BEE MOVIE SCRIPT. THIS IS WHY TRUMP IS PRESIDENT.

RB is Arby's witch's son.

Zoe Fey Hall What is this? I don’t evem

That's his wife who now lives in his armband

The Peter Gabriel reference killed me

Henry Kathman ‘angus’ is short for ‘angus beef’

Angus's grandpa whose name was forgotten

hate this

i'm so torn between liking and disliking this comment for the last sentence

I think that in fiction Arby is probably the exact fucking opposite of fresh meat

At 10:10 was gettin Goonies vibes definitely

joe grimes he does look like Sloth.

final pam? no, she rocked the wasteland face. arby made my teeth hurt

hmm. I imagine it would be.

Eva Jeffers Did you have to have them pulled bc they didn't fall out on their own?

melcyeh yeah I had a few fall out on their own when I was like six and then the rest just stayed chilling in my mouth so they had to go

Rebecca Graves +1 * infinity

He's doctor patrick wrestling

Five Star Comment

woulda been a 6 star comment if you had mentioned Kenny Omega and/or Kazuchika Okada

DAMN THATS A DEEP CUT

Monster Factory at Tokyo Dome.

how much will yeezus have to take from us 😪

Just like Shatterstar

John Lennon reincarnated as a garbage pail kid that grew up.

It was on the radio in GTA San Andreas for those who are trying to remember where they've heard it before.

In our hour of need, our boys have returned!

VerySexyPancake Oooh no now i see it

Do you remember what song it was? I want to recreate the experience

@@chastermief839 Black Skinhead by Kanye.

Holy shit hahahaha