I'll never forget the day I saw morbius. The theater was packed, people were screaming in line, fighting to get in first and take the best seats. No one bothered to buy food or anything to drink, too afraid they might lose their spot in the line. Not even the people who'd been waiting for days. When the movie started everyone was dead quiet, all you could hear was the low sobbing throughout the theater. We gasped, screamed, and wept alongside morbius as the film progressed. Then he said it. He said 'It's Morbin' Time', and everyone lost it. A lady vomited next to me, a man clawed out his own eyes in excitement. Five people died that day and it was so worth it. Definitely one of the movies of all time. Morb/10.
I watched at home I heard lewd noises behind the couch while completely alone that when I met the succubus Jessica. I'm gonna leave it there and let you guess what happened next.
@@JasonAizatoZemeckis Do you realize how insane that would sound? Dispatch: 911 what is your emergency? Me: Hello there a demon lady masturbating behind my loveseat. Dispatch Sir, this doesn't make sense. Are you felling okay? Me: I'm fine just freaked out. None of that happened, this is now a normal ocurrence.
I still remember how the theatre was so packed with people just crying and screaming to watch one of the movies of all time "Morbius" and how people broke out of their chairs when he said " it's morbing time" truly breathtaking cinema.
So the only thing Morbius managed to do was change himself from needing a blood transfusion to just drinking it directly? What a cure this man has made truly a wonder 👏
I mean he also got superpowers instead of being kinda Crippled so i would say it does work as a Cure in some way Then agein with how incositent the film is that kinda seems to be a Rollercoaster if it works (Test on the rat did not give it superpowers the other guy apparently only got a Fraction of them etc)
He never uses actual numbers on rating actual good movies. He's being sarcastic here. Slow clap, judgy eyes, and smug smile. 😂😂😂 But, the heck do I know? It's never easy to enter the mind of High Boi. He's on a different realm. 😂
@@connorbovingdon8563Ik I heard of him but not the movies. Thank you for reminding. All the years not hearing the name made me forget about the comics. I knew I knew the name but couldn’t find out till know. I’ll have to find the comics again and re read them as they aren’t that bad of a run
High Boi has successfully explained a movie that never needed any explanation. Thank you High Boi for your hard work a dedication, take this Nobel prize that Morbius sadly rejected.
Actually it was helpful for me because I never planned on watching it and now I can know just how bad it was, I mean I knew it was bad before but I just didn't know why.
I loved it when high boi said " it's recapping time" and instantly started recapping the movie. Words were spoken and subtitles were edited. Truely one of the most recap of all times.
6:38 "god they're really pushing how many quenches they can have in like 10 seconds right guys [ __ ] i have no idea what's wrong with me" LMAO the best part of the entire video
I love how you can now use morbing as an adjective, verb and noun all at the same time. "He morbs out of his cell", I couldn't stop laughing, quality content as always
@@HerculesBallsInc The meme is that everyone who saw Morbius pretends the movie is the greatest of all times to lure innocents into watching this dumpster fire.
A couple things 1. Milo flies later on so it seems that he just didn't know at the time that he could fly until he saw Morbius do it. 2. Morbius felt more of a kinship with the bats and spent time with them. Milo would probably see them as tools. Morbius saw himself as a human/bat hybrid while Milo saw himself as a vampire and above both humans and bats. That could explain why the bats helped Morbius but not Milo. Edit after my morbillionth watch: 1. My theory that the bats did not like Milo is further confirmed as, during the scene when he talks to Martine in the lab, he approaches the bat cage only for them to fly to the other side to get away from him. Meanwhile, whenever Morbius approaches the cage they fly up to the glass to get closer to him. 2. The reason why Martine comes back to life as a vampire and not the other victims could be chalked up to the fact that she drank some of Morbius's blood before she died and got drained by him.
@@iamgroot1918 indeed. 1 more watch and I will have watched it for the Morbillionth time. At which point I will truly ascend and be able to Morb just like the man himself. Edit: I have succeeded.
Also they're not flying as much as they are riding air-current. That's what was shown on the roof-top: 4:51 The train is creating a current that he rides, and near the end he is riding the general wind current.
9:50 she wakes up as a vampire because before kissing him, she bites his lips and a drop of his blood falls on her lips which might be the reason why she woke up as a vampire..ig? idk im kinda dumb. Also love you lots High Boi, your videos really helped me during my f'd up times, it still does.
"Oh what a coincidence, I mean there's so many coincidences. Ahhh I don't know what's wrong with me." Whatever is "wrong" with you is what makes me enjoy these explained videos so much.
My favorite part is when he says: "This is an overused meme, and me pointing it out is just me patting myself on the back and saying that I think I'm smarter than everyone else." I get chills every time.
Every time I watch something ripping the piss out of this film, I am reminded that Matt Smith should have played Morbius, and consequentially, I have one of the feelings of the year.
Nah it wouldnt work Jared leto has that "stares into your soul with cold dead eyes and make you uncomfortable" feel to him while Matt Smith is the dude who voice acted in 2000s mobile suit gundam. Is part of the doctor who franchise sooo completely different vibe altogether im not saying he isnt talented because he definitely could but like....its a vampire...stereotypical crap, he already proved it with this role but still ....better off being the side show than main circus clown performer.
Another fun little thing is how Milo seems to be rich af, waling around with his expensive mens suits but THE WHOLE MOVIE wears these cheap ass sneakers. In every damn scene xD
Such raw, talented production brings literal fountains of tears to my eyes. Morbing out in such a raw, untapped way has never been seen before. Forget everything else. Morbius for leader of the universe 2023
I was in the hospital for 27 days and was in a coma for 11. They had a daily schedule for movies that would go through and since I was in November 3rd-December 11th I saw a lot of Christmas movies but I also had to watch Morbius, every, single, frocking day. 6/10 enjoyed it every time, actually not bad but I can’t tell if my opinion was tarnished by the diluted fentanyl I was on.
I loved when morbius said is high boing time. That made me cry my self to sleep. That was so beautiful. I give this chad crossover a 69 morbillion out of 10
Thank you you're really pointed out all the plot holes I needed to not watch this movie because you basically made it look so lame that it doesn't seem worth investing a nickel or a dime in time of it
I watched morbius after eating some funny gummies. I only remember seeing him in a lab morbing, that's all. Thank you for the summary, as I would have slept through it again.
There is no limit to how many times a ball can bounce. The number of bounce is based on the kinetic energy of the ball and it's elasticity. When a ball hits a hard smooth surface some of the kinetic energy is turned into heat and sound. It can varry depending on the ball but an average ball will loose 5-20% of it's energy per bounce. (depends on temperature, moisture, atmospheric pressure etc.) I should add that the amount of energy lost per bounce will decrease gradually Wich is why bouncing ball will start bouncing lower and faster
You know its morbin' time when dr. Morbius starts morbing in the sky screaming "ITS MORBING TIME!", god bless the morbers of this world, i'm bout' to morb so hard after finishing this sentence
I do belive that the woman (who's name I've completely forgotten) woke up as a vampire or whatever because she got some of his blood in her system. They wanted to show that, for some unknown reason, a drop of his blood falls down to her mouth before he gives in and "kills her" which just makes that fact feel important. Besides, that's a pretty common trope people roll with in more "modern" vampire stories; in order to become a vampire you need to first drink vampire blood and then you need to die. Although this was just my conclusion when I watched the movie, I might be totally wrong and wasted both my own time writing this and your time for reading it (sorry!)
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking no comentary from you boi ????? 4:38 like cmon they tried to handcuf a person who needs crotch to walk ???? miiiised opurtunity :D
Just FYI the rooftop push is supposed to be air current that Morbius can ride. The train creates a current and near the end he rides the general wind current. Morb is confused about it on the rooftop and Milo is confused by it in the train station.
