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Chris returns to teach you more lessons on how to stop being a poser and act like a real metalhead. www.jhofffilms.com for PATCHES
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Комментарии : 770   
@trex2251
@trex2251 5 лет назад
“Do not say one bad word about Cliff”
@666AL
@666AL 5 лет назад
See what happens.
@squidwardstesticles5914
@squidwardstesticles5914 5 лет назад
Honestly though, what could you even say against cliff?
@flippy7035
@flippy7035 5 лет назад
Squidward's Testicles make an edgy bus joke
@bgn0900
@bgn0900 5 лет назад
FlipperDoigt703 looks like he got in a bass accident (I love Cliff, pls don’t kill me)
@squidwardstesticles5914
@squidwardstesticles5914 5 лет назад
FlipperDoigt703 true, although that obviously wasn’t his fault, so it still isn’t really anything bad about him
@lieutenantpengui5351
@lieutenantpengui5351 5 лет назад
Political alcoholic thrash metal=Megadeth
@Pitbulluss
@Pitbulluss 5 лет назад
Yeah but, in the 80's, then after 2004 it is Political christian thrash metal.
@hanswurst6864
@hanswurst6864 4 года назад
I don’t know which of those two I like more
@rodaki9408
@rodaki9408 4 года назад
In the video he held a toxik patch, but still acurate
@phoenixzappa7366
@phoenixzappa7366 2 года назад
@@hanswurst6864 I do.
@dresixx92102
@dresixx92102 Год назад
sounds like America 🦅🦅
@jwsjacobs
@jwsjacobs 5 лет назад
"send those Sabaton T-shirts back to Finland. It's over. rip trivium"😂
@ronilevo341
@ronilevo341 5 лет назад
hell yeah im getting free sabaton shirts 🤘
@stefanos2430
@stefanos2430 5 лет назад
I didnt understand the rip trivium part
@awesomeas2
@awesomeas2 5 лет назад
@@stefanos2430 ikr, TSATS was soooo good
@nika-bx2gl
@nika-bx2gl 5 лет назад
Hehe I'll guess I'll get some tees hehe hee
@FinnishUncleSam
@FinnishUncleSam 5 лет назад
Suomi mainittu! Torilla tavataan!
@bgedarkmatter
@bgedarkmatter 5 лет назад
I cant believe Chris caught every patch lmao
@Grim_reviews
@Grim_reviews 2 года назад
Man loves metal he won't let any of his favorite bands fall
@eoghanoreilly1543
@eoghanoreilly1543 5 лет назад
Basically this is how to conform to a culture of anti conformity
@mondo3556
@mondo3556 5 лет назад
I never thought about it like that
@Marvin-ey4sq
@Marvin-ey4sq 4 года назад
*shots fired*
@hannahkozlovic1715
@hannahkozlovic1715 4 года назад
in order to be nonconformist, you have to conform to a very specific set of rules, and if you don’t, you’ll have to be murdered. :)
@ПетърНиколов-ш6э
@ПетърНиколов-ш6э 3 года назад
Anti-conformity actually means deliberately doing the opposite of what's popular. So the term "anti-conformist culture" is an oxymoron. What you are thinking of is non-conformity, which sadly can't be made into a culture - you'd have to somehow make a culture without any traditions, or common opinions or..... Basically without any traits of culture. That's the whole problem with metal, punk and any other alt culture - it's impossible to stay true to the idea.
@septicemicsacrament4696
@septicemicsacrament4696 5 лет назад
I agree with not making fun of cliff and if you do eat some lead
@rubenskarsmoen576
@rubenskarsmoen576 5 лет назад
cliff is dead lmao
@vanityrage1984
@vanityrage1984 5 лет назад
@@rubenskarsmoen576 what does it matter if he's passed or alive?
@linz_ripped_gutz
@linz_ripped_gutz 5 лет назад
not lead, uranium
@septicemicsacrament4696
@septicemicsacrament4696 5 лет назад
@@linz_ripped_gutz yes
@kraten8560
@kraten8560 5 лет назад
Chris is getting big and swole!
@antonorre9125
@antonorre9125 5 лет назад
Those bicep veins be poppin!
@corkomaster4837
@corkomaster4837 5 лет назад
not gonna lie thats like the best profile pic ive seen
@The_JustJoshing
@The_JustJoshing 5 лет назад
Pedro Matos 5:53
@kraten8560
@kraten8560 5 лет назад
@@antonorre9125 Yep he is definitely on roids, THE ROIDS OF THRASHHHH
@kraten8560
@kraten8560 5 лет назад
@@corkomaster4837 Thanks man , It's from the art work of scream bloddy gore
@kubaskoupy
@kubaskoupy 5 лет назад
being a poor student really sucks. I already spent everything on concerts, so no bullet belts
@Freyja_M4106
@Freyja_M4106 5 лет назад
Fight for one in the pit ;)
@Miyuki-nq1wy
@Miyuki-nq1wy 5 лет назад
@@Freyja_M4106 INtO thE PiT🤘
@MatterOfFire
@MatterOfFire 5 лет назад
concerts > bullet belts, sorry jhoff
@Conixcomix
@Conixcomix 5 лет назад
Bro, if you're an American student you can get a bullet belt for free
@kubaskoupy
@kubaskoupy 5 лет назад
I'm european
@RyokoInk
@RyokoInk 5 лет назад
Advice for beginning metalheads - Listen to what you want, don't listen to people on the internet and don't go in the pit if you're scare to get hit.
@UsedRags
@UsedRags 5 лет назад
That motorhead banner makes me really happy
@Miyuki-nq1wy
@Miyuki-nq1wy 5 лет назад
Same
@Freyja_M4106
@Freyja_M4106 5 лет назад
Makes me wet ;)
@lloydchristmas5588
@lloydchristmas5588 5 лет назад
It was a gift from Lemmy 😈
@essejay7952
@essejay7952 5 лет назад
That background music is fucking awesome
@janipauls3668
@janipauls3668 5 лет назад
@Not Strange it's beautifull!
@anothersoldier3420
@anothersoldier3420 4 года назад
I like it too, which band & song is it?
@Schwubble4444
@Schwubble4444 4 года назад
Plot twist: Cliff is jesus, I mean, just look at him
@Toto-dd4hj
@Toto-dd4hj 3 года назад
You can make fun of anyone in Metallica except for Cliff and Jason Newsted.
@enigmaticbeing666
@enigmaticbeing666 Год назад
the only ones I don't like in Metallica r lars and Kirk aside from that James, cliff, and Jason r cool
@Christianthekidd
@Christianthekidd 5 лет назад
When you actually were ripping the bowl when you clicked the video lmaooo
@j0hnlem0n71
@j0hnlem0n71 5 лет назад
Frickin Slayer Flippin Exodus
@Insantrum1247
@Insantrum1247 5 лет назад
I heard the joke about mount pleasant cemetery and I spat my drink
@hi1000ish
@hi1000ish 5 лет назад
insantrum1247 their is a town a few towns away that has a mount pleasant cemetery
@exoscorn2601
@exoscorn2601 3 года назад
When people like rap in your class and your the only one to be a metalhead 0:32
@Cineastre
@Cineastre 5 лет назад
Evil Dead is my favorite Horror Franchise as well!
@jimmygray4525
@jimmygray4525 5 лет назад
Mines would be the saw movies.
@dangercrue
@dangercrue 5 лет назад
it was my favorite as a kid and i guess it still is since i don't watch much horror because i find the genre really cheesy but i can still recite scenes from the evil dead movies because i would watch them over and over lmao
@jimmygray4525
@jimmygray4525 5 лет назад
Very smart Metalhead advices from Chris.🤘😎
@phoenixzappa7366
@phoenixzappa7366 2 года назад
Sabatton genuinely are shit.
@Maria-cl6mn
@Maria-cl6mn 5 лет назад
New life motto: "do the fuck you want, but don't you fucking dare to say a bad word about Cliff" 😂
@Horkams
@Horkams 5 лет назад
Lord of Chaos was an OK movie that had a lot of good movie aspects to it in some areas and it did had a bit of an indie feel for the first 10mins. As a BLACK METAL movie it was crap that felt like it was talking down to the viewer.
@fostxswire1600
@fostxswire1600 Год назад
The book was an interesting read, but that doesn't necessarily translate to a move.
@CYCOxFOX13
@CYCOxFOX13 3 года назад
''Don't Say one bad thing about Cliff'' Cliff is THE BEST BASSIST OF ALL TIME
@simonuberbutcher1276
@simonuberbutcher1276 5 лет назад
Chris....The angel of beer
@juggalaud6989
@juggalaud6989 5 лет назад
I always thought that Chris kinda looks like a tree.
@midnightpunching6931
@midnightpunching6931 5 лет назад
Chris is embodiment of Treebeard from Lord of the rings.
@chickenboyyyy7860
@chickenboyyyy7860 4 года назад
OMFL😂😂
@corvidwyrm4113
@corvidwyrm4113 3 года назад
Metalocalypse reference??
@mu_phon
@mu_phon 4 года назад
A guy walked past me and did the 🤘 to me when I was wearing a guns n roses shirt, that made my day
@Northdracula
@Northdracula 3 месяца назад
I like how a lot of us here have been metalheads for 80 or 90 years, but we always come back to these vids. Thanks Chris and Jhoff 🤘🏻💀
@samrobacker346
@samrobacker346 4 года назад
These videos starting popping up in my feed as I was exploring symphonic metal and other subgenres and I'm not upset.
@burneracc5397
@burneracc5397 5 лет назад
Invicta is one of my favorite bands now thanks to you guys \m/ , checked them out from your earlier videos
@Lucas-hd3hk
@Lucas-hd3hk 5 лет назад
Same here. Just ordered their cds
@burneracc5397
@burneracc5397 5 лет назад
Lucas Hawkins yes halls of extinction is one of the best albums of 2019 for me it's unique
@forestof0ctober06
@forestof0ctober06 4 года назад
Yeah, R.I.P. Trivium, the Ascendancy days will never be forgotten
@tannerpaulsen601
@tannerpaulsen601 5 лет назад
*sees Aeon back patches* Me : *NUTS UNCONTROLLABLY*
@ZacharyTheJackal
@ZacharyTheJackal 4 года назад
No wonder the comments are sticky
@joeljones5489
@joeljones5489 5 лет назад
Do a video about bullets belts, like where to get them and different types
@brodiecalvert8149
@brodiecalvert8149 5 лет назад
Just go to an army surplus store
@joeljones5489
@joeljones5489 5 лет назад
@@brodiecalvert8149 thank you, but I got one now
@piratekid8099
@piratekid8099 4 года назад
Just go on ebay and find one you like then wait a whole week for it dude thats what i do
@colehunt7371
@colehunt7371 4 года назад
Just go to Chicago
@BrunoMunizMUGENWorld
@BrunoMunizMUGENWorld 4 года назад
Just go to any american high schools
@thatguywhowearsblack
@thatguywhowearsblack 5 лет назад
You got my sub. I'd love to hear your Ten Commandments of Metal (Thou shalt not speak one bad word about Cliff), seven deadly sins of metal, etc.
@thrasherdave1428
@thrasherdave1428 4 года назад
Thou shalt not call Ghost BC metal
@cuntrolldenied7722
@cuntrolldenied7722 5 лет назад
it's been a while since someone said "where's karpizzle?"
@mokshdhawan1966
@mokshdhawan1966 5 лет назад
SO MANY VIDEOS IN A WEEK. WHAT DID YOU DO TO JHOFFFILMS? XD
@shmackapoof7859
@shmackapoof7859 4 года назад
1:51 Live every day like it's a fucking horror movie.
@hognose5150
@hognose5150 5 лет назад
Hey Chris what laundry detergent do you use
@MintPro47
@MintPro47 5 лет назад
Bläck
@danielimmortuos666
@danielimmortuos666 5 лет назад
Should've asked him where he buys it as well lol
@manifestationsofasort
@manifestationsofasort 4 года назад
Bold of you to assume that he washes his clothes
@tonynyquist8258
@tonynyquist8258 4 года назад
Most likely with beer.
@thronesofblood1995
@thronesofblood1995 5 лет назад
I was playing blood red by SLAYER on my guitar while watching this 🤘🏻
@IstiSama
@IstiSama 5 лет назад
Finally someone who hates Game of Thrones
@Freyja_M4106
@Freyja_M4106 5 лет назад
I never watched a single episode and managed to not know anything of it.
@putridabomination
@putridabomination 5 лет назад
Same
@occiferfigpucker4840
@occiferfigpucker4840 5 лет назад
Fuck Game Of Thrones. Been saying The Walking Dead is better for years.. Nothing on GoT was ever as gory as the Lucille scene, no matter what the fanboys say.
@juanmam.2113
@juanmam.2113 5 лет назад
Will miss that series... Because while my family was watching that I went outside and calmly lighted a joint
@johanvanoppen1627
@johanvanoppen1627 5 лет назад
Seen one or two episodes, boring shit
@daveaflave6087
@daveaflave6087 5 лет назад
I am flabbergasted, yes, flabbergasted by the amount of patches chris has.
@etheuis
@etheuis 5 лет назад
Hair goals! please never change
@gabeblackmon5336
@gabeblackmon5336 5 лет назад
I'm not a new metal head but I enjoy your metal head advice because it brings back memories
@yeldarb2022
@yeldarb2022 5 лет назад
Love how y’all started off with Halls Of Extinction
@swagcat4243
@swagcat4243 2 года назад
1:04 I wasn't ready for the "part deux" 😂😂
@sampunk4420
@sampunk4420 Год назад
I won't even joke about Cliff around my friends. I'm too scared to even risk being thrown... under the bus.
@yourmetalsister2958
@yourmetalsister2958 Год назад
That's not funny. Not now, not ever.
@tandyy8634
@tandyy8634 5 лет назад
Nice little Woods of Ypres reference.
@prince2lu-
@prince2lu- 5 лет назад
Can't thank you enough for introducing me to Invicta a while ago.
@chestonmoore60
@chestonmoore60 5 лет назад
Rippin a bowl for Chris n Jhoff cause they don’t judge 🤘🏼
@termt8008
@termt8008 5 лет назад
Cheston Moore me too
@ruthpalmer1300
@ruthpalmer1300 5 лет назад
I'm a lady metalhead and I salute you good sir :D
@Freyja_M4106
@Freyja_M4106 5 лет назад
Hej, so am I
@Elliemcel
@Elliemcel 5 лет назад
Saame
@mrfood84
@mrfood84 5 лет назад
My name is Ruth and i am lady metalhead too thats all i had to say
@Privatepyle69
@Privatepyle69 4 года назад
Me four! \m/
@Masterdebater1313
@Masterdebater1313 5 лет назад
"I saw the first season and it was really boring." THANK YOU!!!!! I barely made it through the first season, and everyone is all, "you gotta keep going." Nah.
@michi4277
@michi4277 5 лет назад
haven't even watched the vid yet but ily guys especially chris
@essejay7952
@essejay7952 5 лет назад
Kirk Hammet was an Exodus guitarist why do you hate him?
@clownworldhereticmyron1018
@clownworldhereticmyron1018 5 лет назад
He didn't say he hated him, he just said it was acceptable to make fun of him :p
@enigmaticbeing666
@enigmaticbeing666 2 года назад
"was"
@Rydawg1388
@Rydawg1388 5 лет назад
Chris is a fucking legend!!😈🤘Chris gives me inspiration, FUCKING SLAYER!
@mlim9858
@mlim9858 5 лет назад
i'm in the process of growing my hair for almost a year pls senpai excuse me for my weakness, i shaleth be wortheth one dayeth
@Freyja_M4106
@Freyja_M4106 5 лет назад
Everybody starts somewhere hon. :) Fekken Slayer!!!
@mlim9858
@mlim9858 5 лет назад
@@Freyja_M4106 thx :) fekken slayer mah dudes
@darthkotya
@darthkotya 5 лет назад
I've been growing my hair out for about a year and a half, and only now it's reaching shoulder-length... Then again, my hair IS curly (not too curly thankfully), so it appears shorter than it actually is.
@thomasandrews2935
@thomasandrews2935 5 лет назад
I go to a Catholic school I'm not allowed to have long hair
@putridabomination
@putridabomination 5 лет назад
Just ordered both Jhofffilms patches \m/ Thanks for the metalhead advice. Horror movies are life \m/
@Metalhead_Coaster_Fan
@Metalhead_Coaster_Fan 5 лет назад
3:37 Everyone except Cliff and Kirk. Kirk formed Exodus.
@mariovomhof2775
@mariovomhof2775 4 года назад
And Dave mustaine
@codydavy5427
@codydavy5427 4 года назад
Yeah and then fucking left for mainstream metallica
@thrashorbleach8912
@thrashorbleach8912 5 лет назад
Love you chris
@gingerr8015
@gingerr8015 5 лет назад
The way u say bud is so damn Canadian its great
@monkeyfloatsupreme5586
@monkeyfloatsupreme5586 5 лет назад
H&m got good denim tho
@caseytinsley
@caseytinsley 4 года назад
R.I.P. Cliff!!! 🤘🏼
@yo_its_gingey5329
@yo_its_gingey5329 4 года назад
We all make fun of each other but let’s be honest we don’t actually hate each other we’re just poking fun at each other.
@chassy50
@chassy50 3 года назад
Just a tip for if your growing your hair at one point when growing your hair your gonna get to a really ugly bit while growing your hair so when you get to that bit carry on growing your hair cause it will get better
@jimisabbath1199
@jimisabbath1199 5 лет назад
SLAYER
@Freyja_M4106
@Freyja_M4106 5 лет назад
FEKKEN SLAYER!!!
@Zach-tf8hn
@Zach-tf8hn 5 лет назад
LOL the mount pleasant cemetery joke hit home, shes right down the road bud ill go there myself
@eddie2to
@eddie2to 5 лет назад
Ha ha RIP trivium! Wiser words have never been spoken!
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 5 лет назад
It's only when I rewatch these sober that I'm truly aware of the brewskis Chris has been crushing lol. The first time around he sounds like a goddamn professor.
@ФаритАхметов-й8к
@ФаритАхметов-й8к 4 года назад
I just like listening metal and rock music and don't like something another, but i should be a metalhead
@666stan3
@666stan3 5 лет назад
Bra... Braa. When u said pyramids of giza in egypt.. I was like.. Fucken slayerrrr!!
@Alhapro
@Alhapro 4 года назад
Chriss Thrash is right,let's buy t-shirts of horror movies and bullet belts!!
@thatonepsyconaute622
@thatonepsyconaute622 5 лет назад
Ripped a bowl? Shit. They got me.
@kencoakley3959
@kencoakley3959 2 года назад
I had the Bonded By Blood patch on the back of my denim jacket without sleeves in 1986, when we didn't call denim sleeveless jackets Battle vests.
@osbaldohernandez9174
@osbaldohernandez9174 Год назад
Freaking love Motörhead
@lhimmortal1523
@lhimmortal1523 5 лет назад
I love Invicta! They're great live!
@DeadBoyHK1
@DeadBoyHK1 5 лет назад
Back patches and beer... That's all a metal head needs to survive in the wild
@BegetterVIIEVEN
@BegetterVIIEVEN 5 лет назад
I think bullet belts are illegal where I live.
@boxtube6533
@boxtube6533 5 лет назад
Like, seriously??
@emile-arthuroosterlynck2847
@emile-arthuroosterlynck2847 5 лет назад
If you're convincing your friends to drink beer, it's not called peer pressure man, that is some straight up beer pressure!
@roguexeven
@roguexeven 5 лет назад
Another upload!!! Fuck yeah🖤you always make my day guys, love you
@magicastrid
@magicastrid 5 лет назад
I am always excited to see a new video from you guys! Always have to crack a brew open before I hit play. It's 9am? Its never too early for drinking for metal! \m/
@jasperachtereekte9611
@jasperachtereekte9611 5 лет назад
I WAS BURIED IN MOUNT PLEASENT CEMETERYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@Quasar444
@Quasar444 5 лет назад
you kinda look like Øystein (Euronymous) Aarseth
@TerranceCarpenter-vo4qq
@TerranceCarpenter-vo4qq Год назад
I love chris
@theresnomich5954
@theresnomich5954 5 лет назад
The High School Security Joke Is So True
@jimmygangapersad3992
@jimmygangapersad3992 4 года назад
Chriss metal rulezzzz pure argreed with you
@jwsjacobs
@jwsjacobs 5 лет назад
I was here at 666 likes
@poserdisposer6460
@poserdisposer6460 5 лет назад
Hippity Hoppity what the fuck did you do with the real Chris-ity
@juanmam.2113
@juanmam.2113 5 лет назад
I will actually miss Game of Thrones :( Because while my family set themselfs on the tv I went outside to light a joint
@ThrashedTV
@ThrashedTV 5 лет назад
Lmaoooo atta boy.
@thus.spoke.zarathustra
@thus.spoke.zarathustra 4 года назад
Why would your family watch GOT together?
@Dante-ui5xu
@Dante-ui5xu 3 года назад
I have to make a bullet belt. Cant get bullets casings through border control, but can have ones you've fired yourself.
@wintershock
@wintershock 5 лет назад
I can’t watch horror movies because I sometimes get scared of my own shadow. Horror movies would just make me physically break. I watched mirrors once and was terrified of my own reflection, then I started being scared of my own shadow. I probably need therapy.
@zabby7382
@zabby7382 3 года назад
LOL I dont have got long hair, but I got a "metal" Mullet. haha
@nostaligica7805
@nostaligica7805 5 лет назад
Love the way he says "about"
@gerganastamenova3765
@gerganastamenova3765 3 года назад
I stumbled on this video while making a ACAB patch
@shinbobway
@shinbobway 3 месяца назад
i found moist criticals secret metal head channel
@thrashvictim6591
@thrashvictim6591 5 лет назад
I wish I could meet and drink with Chris one day. He's one of the few who understand haha.
@alanr4263
@alanr4263 4 года назад
Always have a key clip with a bottle opener on you.lolC u my longhair friend SkinHead Al
@PurgatoryOfficialChannel
@PurgatoryOfficialChannel 3 года назад
Me wearing a ride the lightning shirt 😂😂😂
@yourmetalsister2958
@yourmetalsister2958 Год назад
Nothing wrong with RTL.
@VoiceKulaka
@VoiceKulaka 5 лет назад
Thanks for introducing my ass to Invictia, such a good fucking band
@justinalexander5959
@justinalexander5959 5 лет назад
What a pleasant surprise
@gage6242
@gage6242 2 года назад
4:50 nah we did have a really good janitor staff tho
@DollyKauionalani
@DollyKauionalani 4 года назад
Cliff ❤️
@seraphime33
@seraphime33 5 лет назад
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE THAT DESTRUCTION TOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@varuniyer4065
@varuniyer4065 5 лет назад
INVICTA IS SICK AF
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