Life Lessons for Metalheads 

"I've seen more stable Slipknot careers than that poster"

Life is awesome once you're a Metalhead.

Jesus, that's like 3 metalheads worth of metal in that room

Basically just Chris flexing his beer and metal merchandise lmao

*chris slams down a whole beer in one go* okay, I get it, you're Canadian.

The Exodus poster falling is a metaphor for my life falling apart lmao

FINALLY! EVERYONE SAYS CDS ARE OUTDATED SO I FEEL LEFT OUT BUT NO! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO COLLECTS CDS! YES!

I know someone who plays at church that has a coffin case for his bass.

I like Slipknot, but all the little burns he gets in are amazing

Jhofffilms, a RU-vid video? Must be April fool's day

Imagine being a metalhead and not buying CDs

Hurt my Blackened Heart to see those posters destroyed

When you ask Chris for a lesson in violence but get life lessons

but what does Corey Taylor think about this?

I'm glad you didn't tear down that Iced Earth poster

I call myself a Metalhead and I feel addressed

Chris is right, nothing beats putting a CD in the car stereo and blasting away into outer space.

holy shit, Chris you have the coolest metal merch collection

I remember the early days when I got into metal. I was so into Motley Crue I had one wall covered with nothing but their posters. But when I really got into the heavy stuff the crue came down and it was SLAYER on all 4 walls as well as Maiden Megadeth and Exodus. Good times.

You chugged that beer, proud of you

How to be a metalhead: become a hoarder and spend all your money on metal. This is pretty accurate honestly!

There's no Jhofffilms scissors in your store 0/10 how am i supposed to cut my sleeves off now?

“ you need to be with speed and power unsurpassed” love it 😂

"Gus G can stay there 'cause he's Greek and Greeks are badass". Thanks(?) dude. Love from Greece!

Taking off Trivium and Wintersun was the wrong move but awesome Exodus flag.

Never clicked a notification this fast buds

My arm lost a beauty contest to a darn toothpick, hell no the sleeves ain't coming off.

Okay, the magazine thing is so true Every thirteen year old got posters from magazines

lol , loved how he threw away most stuff but the Hetfield/Mustaine was placed carefully on the ground

Of course they would upload on April fool's. \m/

Love you guys! Much love from Ireland 🤘🤘🤘

Stopped listening to nuclear assault to watch this, better be good

I felt that cd part. Theres a world of difference from digital vs physical copy. Its not the same. Still got my cd book and still use it.

Chris: go to shows and bye patches, it's not that difficult. Me in 2021:

"Fugayzi's" ahahaha That's what my mom calls me.

I love that you shared buying merchandise and music from the bands you love. Amen,they cant tour if youre just saying "i love that band " actions speak louder than words. I agree a million percent ❤ thank you for that sir. Have a great rest of your day :)

Finally another quality video! I love your channel!

I'm so happy rn. ANOTHER ADVICE FROM CHRIS VID 🤘🤘

THIS IS THE BEST RU-vid CHANNEL EVER! Chris you rule

I'm a metalhead through and through, I absolutely love metal music 🤘🤘🤘🤘🖤🖤🖤🖤

I 100% agree with the streaming service part, for example if you listen to a band on Spotify the actual band does not make that much profit. But if you buy their cds or whatever it supports the band way more! That's what I do, yeah it costs more but do you wanna support your favourite band or not?

love the channel Chris

Love this channel, I got to known many amazing metal bands here! Thanks guys. Greetings from Brazil 🤘

"Go back to Sweden"... Brutality.

Yo I’m going to see slayer and cannibal corpse at the xfinity center in Mansfield on May 25 it’s gunna be sick

1:46 Chris, Lemmy wore cowboy boots.

2:49 “guys that play god damn harps on their fucking bedroom” 10/10 english

I love that dresser! So many patches!!!

Thanks for the information Chris...

Oh hey,Chris has got a pic of Gus G there.Hell yeah🔥.Proud to be Greek (for once hahaha)

"Bass is the foundation of every band, no motorhead without Lemmy"!!

Oh.. my.. god.. my favorite video on RU-vid now...

Just started watching your videos, Great Content and getting back into my metal side

Chris is a bassist, fuck yeah dude 🤘

Another video? Yesss

Most underated channel

Lessons i am willing to listen

great lifelessons.

I needed this

Nice warnbringer line drop. Thanks for all the content guys

5:08 Someone call a vet cause that bass is fucking sick!

take a shot every time Chris says 'mother fucker'

Giving me reassurance on Canadians one cold one cracked at a time 🙏🏻🤘🏻🇨🇦thank you dudes!

I usually just tear the sleeves off But you have to be careful when doing that because one time I accidentally just tore the whole shirt in half

Thrash in a hat, a childrens book by Julian Hoffman

This was great

good shit man.

Gotta say that bass is awesome

That ultraviolence and power trip patch are sweet

thank you father I'll make sure to follow your life lessons

You have my like for the bass

I love that outro

Well said sir

Nothing more metal than doggie clothes!!!! SLAYER!!!!

Pretty cool room Chris.

Love your videos dude thanks I’m new to this 💞💞💞

that is true chris! i always have another beer too cure a hangover after the morning coffee lol. would love to drink some beers with ya some day and listen to metal!

Hej Chris and crew. My fiancé and I wish to share part of the saga of our holidae together. First off I am a Norse an 1/2 Irish woman born on Scandinavian soil but currently living in the U.S., my fiancé is an extremely beautiful German and 1/2 English woman born in and currently living in Germany. We both are Metalheads/Punks and love your vids. Recently we took a holidae in Ohio U.S.. Right from the start it was truly a Hardcore visit. We rented a condo in a harbor near Lake Erie, with a canal and docks in the back. We had a beautiful view of sunsets docks boats and some wildlife in one direction, followed by an awesome view of the cooling tower of a nuclear power plant steaming away1/4 mile away in the other. Fekken hardcore!!! On one of our first days there we decided to see this Lake Erie. We both were amazed at how truly vast it was. As we walked along the beach holding hands we saw something come in on the tide. We got closer and to our Glory it was a Cold Unopened Beer! Yes you wheembags beer happens for the worthy! It was truly a gift from The Gods and we thought of you Chris and how Beer Happens for you too as we drank it. On our holidae we also went to the rock and roll hall of fame. The Metal and Punk rooms were awesome, everything else was boring. We closed out our time together getting mutual Runic tattoos proclaiming our bond and to celebrate our engagement. So to you Chris, cheers an keep rocking. To alle you wannabe's out there, beer will happen for you someday when you are worthy... Ye probably listen to winger anywae ye fekken wheembags... Love an Respect JHoff crew

This has been in my watch later since it was put up and I’m upset I didn’t watch it sooner.

This channel is dope nice vids an also funny asf why I been checking out your vids haha GETCHA PULL

I liked that warbringer reference "power unsurpassed"

"Do i care about Wintersun in 2019? Fuck no, neither does Jari apparently" Golden

Damn, Chris is shredded!

But Chris I’m so metal I don’t have the money for all those cds and merch.

This was a hilarious video. I got nothing else to say except that Chris looks gorgeous as always

Awe man I like Rings of Saturn

No matter how metal you are, your dog has to have a comfy sweater 🖤💚🖤💚

I'd kill for all em patches

Chris has the best merch collection confirmed

I got that same power Trip patch sitting on my desk my man!

that is the greatest intro ever

The new poster is a big improvement, now you need more of them. And stronger thumbtacks !

Man i love that beast. I have 3 warlocks and a widow. I love em

I fucking love your videos dude !

But that thing with the CDs is pure truth tho! Of course you can stream the music but you just NEED CDs!!! They look cool, buying them supports the band and they are ✨ACTUAL PHYSICAL OBJECTS✨! Unbelievable, right?!

A cool videos after lot of times

Good chug

Dude this is like 10 years of videos in the last 6 months

"David Jr." Ya got me there, sons o' bitches you.

Trivium was disrespected