More COLLOSAL Marketing Fails: Communists VS The Big Mac

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@brainblaze6526 3 года назад

Summer Kick-Off Sale! Get 70% off NordPass at nordpass.com/blaze or use a code blaze. Plus, you get an additional month for FREE!

@anarchyantz1564 3 года назад

I think Simon would do well in the upper echelons of a communist society, in a papers please kind of way, what do you think Comrade Danny?

@stevegoodson9022 3 года назад

Yay, another sponsorship to ignore. At this point you could be sponsored by Nordfreeblowjobs and I'd still be skipping through the shilling

@slcpunk2740 3 года назад

Breaking news: Taylor Swift is Simon's favourite singer. He knows all her songs and sings them in the shower while he uses her new Taylor brand beard oil.

@anarchyantz1564 3 года назад

@@stevegoodson9022 Oh come on. We all know you rub one out while smearing yourself with Beard Blaze oil and Rotting Turtle whenever Simon tells you all about the wonderful people at Nord! We saw your website you created for this using your Blaze coupon for Squarespace which first featured you manscaping yourself down below then up to with another blaze coupon from Dollar Shave club all while listening to Simons Casual Criminalist pod cast via Blinkest!

@RichardCranium321 3 года назад

@@anarchyantz1564 wait, you DON'T use beardblaze oil on your nether regions to get super soft and supple "hair & skin"?? I call it the musntouchit moustache manicure. 😰

@NathanCassidy721 3 года назад

We need to have that “ADHD ON AIR” logo Sam made as a T-Shirt.

@echopine8974 3 года назад

If I could like this idea more than once I would

@theodoredionne9537 3 года назад

my ADHD ass needs this

@kaitlynnp582 3 года назад

Or a sticker! I'd buy that

@thestoryofusall4805 3 года назад

That clip is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen, and I've watched a LOT of shit in the last 30 years. Sam should start a "behind the blaze" channel that is literally just shorts of Simon doing this from all of the prior videos

@UnseenUniverse 3 года назад

As someone with ADHD I'd love this as a shirt!

@zaeriz3458 3 года назад

When... When Simon is sped up, doesn't he sound a bit like Daniel Radcliff? lmao

@easternlights3155 3 года назад

I was under the impression that if you speed up *any* englishman, you get Daniel Radcliffe

@StormTalara 3 года назад

I thought he was a little more Tom Felton than Daniel.

@brittanywoodman6559 3 года назад

Not going to lie every morning at 10am I check RU-vid to see if it’s a blazing morning

@digigalbytes2445 3 года назад

Sadly, I only get fresh blaze if I'm suffering from insomnia (3:11am here currently)

@bronhaller 3 года назад

It's the first channel I check when I turn on the computer

@stephjovi 3 года назад

7 pm for me I'm on Simon's time zone. I'm ashamed to have had a private life Friday evening so I had to catch up now. Bad legend.

@turtal5406 3 года назад

Oh... my... GOD! "ADHD on air"!!! That or the ADHD loading bar... I don't know how to choose! SAM, YOU LEGEND!

@ryandowney8743 3 года назад

Oh we are going to get SO many more of these online marketing fails, and it is GLORIOUS!

@miked7917 3 года назад

Thank you Danny for making not only Simon rolling on the floor laughing, but us as well :D

@JackDecker63 3 года назад

Why isn't this video cracking a million views? This was hilarious. Pure gold.

@faile66 Год назад

This is the sht that got me into Brain/Business Blaze. I mean, i still watch, cuz, you know. But this here was the hight of it all. I respect all your business decisions now with where to take the chanel, Simon, but do know that at a certain point in history, you fkn nailed it. Golden.

@hazmania 3 года назад

Brilliant, one of the best BB’s for AGES (since the sugar free Gummy Bears Amazon review, IMO.)! Thanks Simon (& Danny), I actually forgot about my tooth abscess while watching this, ‘cos you have the best infectious laugh. A blessing indeed.

@alyssam3020 3 года назад

I am now reminded of Canada voting to rename the Northwest Territories "Bob"

@johnpauljones9244 3 года назад

We used to call those games, field day games. Played on Field day, last day of school.

@SpitfiretheCat16 3 года назад

...It's half a pint, Simon. A cup, the size of a small drinking glass.

@Leatherargento Год назад

"Mr. Splashypants" is the best whale name ever.

@alexandermajor727 3 года назад

More of this we need more of this

@shelceygusek427 3 года назад

Every video needs an ADHD ON AIR section... Lmfao.. I can't breathe...😄😄😄

@darthplagueis13 3 года назад

Wasn't that McDonalds Olympia thing in a Simpsons Episode?

@maritimeretro2855 3 года назад

Sam, sam, sam. Great job on that ADHD speed up.

@nikkigriffin08 3 года назад

3:35 lol nahh we do that in the US too, at least down here in FL we have those days we call them field days.

@nikkigriffin08 3 года назад

or spirit day specifically where I went to school

@jessetaylor4142 3 года назад

Best part of the video was Simon laugh/crying, change my mind.

@sidhawkwind8179 3 года назад

*NO I WON'T WATCH YOUR GAMES...SMASH THAT DISLIKE BUTTON!!...NO ONE SEES THEM ANYWAY!*😂

@thewickedjester7495 3 года назад

Honestly I feel like whoever was in charge of that contest and maybe the DJs should have gone to jail. It doesn't take a lot of research to figure out how much water it takes to kill someone. And a professional even told them it was dangerous. And she had kids, which makes even worse. Not knowing about something isn't really an excuse in this circumstance. You just need to Google what happens if you drink too much water and one of the top side affects is fucking death...

@anthonyC214 3 года назад

Simon, why do you not call your city sanitation department and tell them to move the car. Be proactive.

@Koel_Hellion 3 года назад

This one was hilarious

@NathanCassidy721 3 года назад

Simon cracking up at the whole “Dub the Dew” segment was the most adorable thing I’ve seen in a long time.

@katajha831 3 года назад

I just called him adorable on a megaprojects, or one of the channels to be honest not even sure now. LOLOLOL Him laughing made my day!!!!!!!!!!!! Kind of video you wish you could watch it brand new again, its so good.

@andrewcorns2982 3 года назад

I was having a dreadful day then the “dub the dew” just full on made me burst into tears laughing thanks Simon

@jaybeemhardscrote7466 3 года назад

Furreal I was just watching this part, legendary!

@whytecold 3 года назад

This is a whole new form of complete and utter meltdown. I approve.

@Victor.-.E 3 года назад

@@andrewcorns2982 you should watch "any poll's a goal" by Internet Historian. Thank me later

@LtNduati 3 года назад

Shit like the "ADHD On Air" segment is exactly why I love this channel

@razz1166 3 года назад

It also make Simon sound like a character from the Sorcerer’s Stone

@FireStarter13O7 3 года назад

Sam really does play an important role.

@Figgybonsai 3 года назад

We need an ADHD timer.

@burtdurger847 3 года назад

Literally broke me. Had to pause to compose and the lost it as soon as i restarted it.

@LtNduati 3 года назад

@@burtdurger847 I think I paused and rewatched it twice even at risk of my comment being published too late to blow up. It was a calculated risk, but one that succeeded with 250+ likes, so thank y’all for following Fact Boi with the blaze and for liking my comment lol

@CinHotlanta 3 года назад

Simon's total meltdown laughter is a real high point for the series

@gennystout8952 Год назад

It was, wasn't it?

@Cheddar_joe 3 года назад

The ADHD break was absolutely top notch 👌 perfect format, flawless edit Sam you legend!

@iowafarmboy 3 года назад

Agreed 👏👏👏

@deemariedubois4916 3 года назад

@joseph matos Classic...absolutely classic.

@twocvbloke 3 года назад

It finally happened, Danny broke Simon, the high-pitch squeals are the perfect moment to escape the basement!!! :P

@deemariedubois4916 3 года назад

@twocvbloke Yes Simon is broke, I mean lost it broke. Love it. Love Danny. DANNY I LOVE YOU. LEGEND.

@racer3886 3 года назад

Unfortunately he has them chained up down there. Maybe they could use the sound of the street cleaners to cover as they attempt a shawshank style escape

@georgecaplin9075 3 года назад

All the comments around this one have a Blaze symbol, but not this, the best one. Savage.

@luuorallemn9921 3 года назад

This is, by FAR, the most entertaining video that Simon has released on any if his channels! The script, the editing, the ADHD segment, and Simon doubled over in laughter were all [chef's kiss] marvelous! Thank you for all the laughs! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That ADHD logo really needs to be on some merch, as well. Pure genius from everyone this episode! 🏆 Well done 👏

@jaybeemhardscrote7466 3 года назад

That's why I SMASHED DISLIKE!!!

@PotatoTrain 3 года назад

AM I RIGHT PETER?!

@ostentatiousyank 3 года назад

Get back to the facts, fact boy. Don't need these ADHD segments, don't need more chipmunks, Alvin was enough, let it die. Please. I will literally pay for your RU-vid premium so you can never see ads again if you let it die.

@Isotopping 3 года назад

This script is gonna be worth millions within the community 🤣

@ItsAsparageese 3 года назад

@@ostentatiousyank Are his nine million facts-focused videos a week on his nine other channels not enough for you? Let him have this and let those of us who enjoy it have it

@jprofio 3 года назад

The hilarity of laughing so hard at the Mountain Dew names that he can't even read them out loud made my day tbh. I knew about the "winning" entry but not some of the other ones 😂

@deemariedubois4916 3 года назад

@Josie Profio I had never heard of this and I’m sore from laughing til I cried hearing the winners and Simon’s reaction to this. OMG that was incredible.

@NathanCassidy721 3 года назад

I remember the whole contest but forgot some of the names.

@Swiftkitten88 3 года назад

yeah honestly i wish i could hear the rest of them

@slappomatthew Месяц назад

@@Swiftkitten882-7 were variations of gushing grannies and one was diabebus

@jasonwright1687 3 года назад

Seeing you bust up in stitches like that... Totally priceless. Danny... You know what to do... 👍😁

@ClaymooreEOC 3 года назад

Danny is a legend!

@Ravenforce3 3 года назад

Converting ounces to "sensible units" is an underrated bit.

@VladimirPutin-p3t 8 месяцев назад

Those are FREEDOM UNITS pal.

@p.l.g3190 3 года назад

Seeing Simon totally lose control made me follow. I had no idea his voice could go that high! Bravo to him, Danny and Sam.

@IntrepidFraidyCat 3 года назад

I agree. But who is the other basement dweller whom they can't name?!

@p.l.g3190 3 года назад

@@IntrepidFraidyCat How rude of me! I forgot all about him or her.. Kudos to the unknown, unnamed basement dweller!

@IntrepidFraidyCat 3 года назад

@@p.l.g3190 😆👍🏻

@SkunkApe407 3 года назад

I almost peed myself when Simon squeaked with glee. All three of my dogs cocked their heads and look directly at my phone. Holy balls, I'm dying here!

@barrydysert2974 3 года назад

IKR 😂😂😂 😹💜🖖

@IntrepidFraidyCat 3 года назад

LOL! I could hardly breathe from laughing. *love you screen name and avatar!😆

@SkunkApe407 3 года назад

@@IntrepidFraidyCat thanks!

@aceundead4750 3 года назад

I think the thing to takeaway from this is Skunk Ape's apparently have dogs and cell phones, if that's the case they probably have jobs which is why nobody finds them; they're all at work.

@SkunkApe407 3 года назад

@@aceundead4750 I'm a beard oil tester for Beard Blaze. That is, when I'm not testing Head & Shoulders and Selsun Blue. Gotta find your niche, know what I mean?

@ЕвгенийРеи-г1т 3 года назад

I was born USSR, and Simon's russian accent is my favourite russian accent on RU-vid.

@daltonpower3630 3 года назад

Glory to Artoska.

@chiralvandal 3 года назад

Your profile picture 😂

@stefanmuntean5289 3 года назад

Absolutely agree, i usually down vote his videos because i am ofended, but i up voted this!

@jaybeemhardscrote7466 3 года назад

@@stefanmuntean5289 I usually down vote BB videos, because SMASH DISLIKE!!

@AvoidTheCadaver 3 года назад

@@jaybeemhardscrote7466 Smesh Dislaik

@hakhtml 3 года назад

sorry sam but that ADHD moment on fast speed is now a must have for every future BB.. JUST DO IT

@RillianGrant 3 года назад

"on speed"

@AvoidTheCadaver 3 года назад

With a side of cocaine

@runed0s86 3 года назад

Horse drugs are legal and are usually more potent than street drugs... Also you can buy them off-the-shelf. Antivenom for rattlesnakes from the hospital cost like $20k per drop, but you can get like an ounce of horse antivenom for around $400 with an express courier in less than an hour without needing an ambulance.

@asantaguida 3 года назад

@@runed0s86 I don't know where you are from, but the horses we had when I was a kid weren't venomous. I know, I was bit a few times, never needed horse antivenom. LMFAO

@IntrepidFraidyCat 3 года назад

Yes, it's a MUST now!😆

@raitchison 3 года назад

OH MY GOD! ADHD On Air is the best new bit on the Blaze since at least ETA.

@MatthewStinar 3 года назад

As someone with ADHD, that was wonderful! 🐿️ Squirrel!

@wiltchamberlain9920 3 года назад

Oh man, I have been waiting for Danny to get to Dub the Dew. That one’s hilarious. And it apparently damn-near killed Simon. Great times.

@nnm_kco 3 года назад

fast talking Simon + ADHD got me 🤣

@cruzcontrol1504 3 года назад

Our "Hero" is outgassing like a streaking comet, watching Simon wrestle with his own mind is the ultimate 21st century brain blast entertainment, this is the best spot ever posted

@DustWarden 3 года назад

"outgassing like a streaking comet" is the only accurate description of the energy in this video

@DannySalter 3 года назад

Hope nobody spots the colossal typo fail in the title of this video. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

@cornishcat11 3 года назад

opps lol

@digigalbytes2445 3 года назад

Simon allows you to comment from the basement? How meta. Go, intro boi!

@jakehallworth 3 года назад

Yeah, this is big brain time.

@MatthewStinar 3 года назад

It boosts engagement. 😉

@mammuchan8923 3 года назад

I did notice it Ddany but my standards have dropped since the pandemic started😉

@Dinkfod_Q_Oglethorpe 3 года назад

ADHD on air needs to be a monthly compilation of Simon’s best diversions. The intro could be like “I’m Simon, your boi with the ...” [jump cut to screen from Up] “Squirrel!”

@SuperWorkingJoe 3 года назад

Oh my goodness, yes. So very yes!!

@willhammond8684 3 года назад

Up vote this! 😂

@trishapellis 2 года назад

Why is this still not a thing

@alyssa6876 3 года назад

Watching Blaze Boy lose his shit was the highlight of my day.

@deemariedubois4916 3 года назад

@Alyssa I couldn’t stop laughing with him. I didn’t get A TEAR...I got TEARS. Damn it was great. Danny is LEGEND.

@stefansneden1957 3 года назад

I laughed so hard my stomach cramped up. This video made my week.

@ridcom 3 года назад

Laughed myself into a coughing fit and almost pissed the bed. Barely made it to the toilet while stubbing my toe on my nightstand. Now I have a headache from laughing so hard. No regrets. Danny, you absolute GOD among legends! Never change🤣🤣🤣💀

@deemariedubois4916 3 года назад

@ridcom Oh God, I get a pounding head too when I laugh like a hyaena. My head really hurts, so do my sides. I agree, as those bad tats say NO REGERTS. Danny is the man. Simon trying to say fucking savage...oh man, I’m laughing again.

@andrewjackson82 3 года назад

Simon in hysterics and I couldn’t understand a word he was saying yet I’m laughing. A middle aged man in a bath, laughing at another man…laughing. What a perfect world.

@AvoidTheCadaver 3 года назад

I was trying not to burn myself while doing the ironing

@mwindanji6714 3 года назад

Speed down to 75%. 50% makes Simon sound like he has consumed half a keg. Which, granted, is entertaining in its own right.

@u-neekusername4430 2 года назад

@@mwindanji6714 And OF COURSE I now have to watch it again & try that....DAMN, but I gotta see it!

@CanadaJai Год назад

I was already laughing so hard at his reaction and this comment HAS ME 🤣

@pontiff7322 3 года назад

Business Blaze should be renamed to "Simon Unhinged" already.

@IntrepidFraidyCat 3 года назад

LOL! BRILLIANT! 😆👍🏻🏆🏆🏆

@ianoxenham4219 3 года назад

3:23 It is not just a British thing, we have egg on spoon races and three-legged races in the U.S., though usually just as a silly game you play on certain occasions (like Easter in my family), rather than as an actual sport. I think I may have done them in elementary school P.E. (gym class) as well.

@WileE.CoyoteSuperGenius 3 года назад

Don't forget running in a potato sack. Tg we ran on grass/sand/dirt....not dangerous at all..lolol

@DaniZeros 3 года назад

At my home village in Spain when I was a kid, we had egg on spoon races also, during the local festivities. The only twist is that we grabbed the spoon with our teeth and held the hands behind our backs. It was actually very tricky

@Foolish188 3 года назад

At Old Home Days, we have the traditional Father/Son Egg Toss. Where you throw a raw egg back and forth at increasing distances until it breaks.

@Catbirdmom2 3 года назад

Field Day!! Where one glorious day in Spring, Elementary School stops instruction and we play games all day.

@thesaxophoneboy 3 года назад

Just to clarify, egg-and-spoon/sack/three-legged races are only done in primary schools (age 5-11) as a bit of fun in the UK, rather than anything serious!

@MosoKaiser 3 года назад

Only on Business Blaze: fails so colossal they have to be spelled collosal! Edit: oh, go ahead, spell it however you want, it's the episode that finally broke the Whistler, after all. :D

@martinhogan9745 3 года назад

That ADHD On Air segment was amazing! I had to rewatch it a few times just because it was so awesome.

@iowafarmboy 3 года назад

That was EPIC! Well done, Sam!!

@NathanCassidy721 3 года назад

This why we need to have more BB videos about business. We get awesome shit like this.

@maryellencook9528 3 года назад

The best part of Business Blaze is when Simon completely loses his 💩 when reading Danny's scripts. Well done, Danny, well done.

@01oo011 3 года назад

Wait… what if the cleaners and construction workers are smuggling parts to Danny so he can fix the car and make his escape?!

@jimcappa6815 3 года назад

Don't let Simon know! #freeDanny

@stephjovi 3 года назад

@@jimcappa6815 he can never be free! The Whistler would end up in prison No more Blaze, no more advice how to get more women fight for and become seriel killers And Daven would have to present all the TIFO s himself

@KougajiCalling 3 года назад

But... Danny doesn't know how to drive...

@stephjovi 3 года назад

@@KougajiCalling thankfully. So the plan fails

@01oo011 3 года назад

@@KougajiCalling let’s hope Sam does or it’ll be a really shot escape attempt

@terryarmbruster9719 3 года назад

Beard oil is made from the chicken grease drips from Simon's beard when he eats KFC in front of a chained up Danny. Makes cologne out of his tears.

@Arazmithin 3 года назад

Simon: "Why don't you become more stupid." Me: "Well, I'm here, Simon."

@PrestonTalkZZZ 3 года назад

Underrated...

@lux.illuminaughty 3 года назад

Yeah, I'm here for it, and I've watched all 7 hours of Blaze Boi plays Papers Please. Glory to Arstoztka!

@lux.illuminaughty 3 года назад

Ahh, you make upon me great honor Comrades. In doing so, you bring further glory to Arstoztka! We are on the verge on a runaway chain reaction of GLORY!

@blakhorizon915 3 года назад

I agree that mountain dew naming bit had me rolling, watched it twice lol. "Alien dong on fire" 😂😂

@deemariedubois4916 3 года назад

@BlaK HoRizOn oh I watched it more than twice. Christ. LMFAO.

@AvoidTheCadaver 3 года назад

Only twice? Those be rookie numbers. Blaze more

@amandam8609 3 года назад

I had to turn on subtitles to try to understand the Mountain Dew names while Simon was in hysterics

@deemariedubois4916 3 года назад

@Amanda Moshier Danny is LEGEND. He got Simon with that. I can get tickled just hearing someone else having that uncontrollable laughter. Well that happened and Simon not able to get himself back together made me loose it more. My head is pounding. Lol.

@RidleyJones 3 года назад

"Get it together Whistle!"

@ItsAsparageese 3 года назад

We must keep this alive

@Iridys 3 года назад

“Get back to the facts, fact boy”...then continues to go on rant. Lol. Love it

@WilliamPorygon 3 года назад

"I've never played a Nintendo Wii" Wii Sports for next BlazeBoyPlays

@ric.a.905 3 года назад

I couldnt stop laughing Whistler!!! Staaaaaph

@lucjanssen3567 3 года назад

Idea for a Business Blaze The most glorious 4chan actions

@ItsAsparageese 3 года назад

This would be awesome. Anonymous has absolutely gotten up to some pretty benevolent and hilarious shenanigans in the past along with all the cringe and badness. "Marble cake also the game" comes to mind

@ZOB4 3 года назад

All those silly races (egg race, three-legged, and sack) definitely happen in the US also - usually on the ritual known as “Field day”

@sirflaps7619 3 года назад

We have the same in the Netherlands but it’s called play outside day with classics like nail shitting cookie bitting

@HavianEla 2 года назад

FUCK field day

@michelleschmidt2425 3 года назад

OMG I'm in the office laughing my ass off.

@deemariedubois4916 3 года назад

@Michelle Schmidt I hurt from laughing and when I laugh really hard, out of control with snorts, I sometimes get a headache. I have a laughing headache. God that was just so unexpected. Brilliant.

@fiveandfour 3 года назад

Me reading comments before seeing the whole episode: cynical. Disbelieving it could be *that* funny At the end: actual tears from uncontrollable laughter My compliments to the chefs who created this glorious entry for the internet’s enjoyment. Legends, one and all

@blep993 3 года назад

"236 sensible units" this had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

@reecedrury4145 3 года назад

Cracking episode. I love his 'adhd' moments. I have ASD and have a habit of going on tangents like that when something reminds me of something

@rogueviking9268 3 года назад

Play leisure suit Larry! Do it and #FlogDannyForLongerIntros

@J0NNNNN 3 года назад

10/10 editing as always - the 3 of you are the ultimate trifecta

@ishmaelmusgrave 3 года назад

Apart from Sam's Amazing editing, and Danny's captivating scripts, the most mystifying thing about BB, is the sheer dearth of knowledge Simon maintains, and the vast wealth of movies/artists/projects that he has not seen/is not aware of...

@MauR1CEnl 3 года назад

OMG Sam you legend!! This was your best episode!! 🤣🤣🤣

@TheFlizash 3 года назад

The "ADHD Radio" stuff is legit the most hysterical thing you guys have done in a long time. The lady in the car next to me thought I was laughing lunatic....... allegedly.

@UniquelyPenny 3 года назад

Great editing Sam! That ADHD On Air was so funny! I have ADD so I always relate when Simon goes on those tangents! Another fine video!

@sibire8284 3 года назад

Danny. Communism. Infidels. Memes. Let's go.

@alexandershin413 3 года назад

It is time once again to beg FACTBOI for the Korea cut covering our most GLORIOUS LEADER KIM and our most GLORIOUS DEMOCRACY North Korea

@michaelmurphy2786 3 года назад

What wont be a marketing failure? Rotting Turtle, an item selling before its even marketed as being sold as mine is already on the way.

@GerSanRiv 3 года назад

Sam, thank you for squeaky voice fact boy!

@ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад

1:55 - Chapter 1 - Communist vs the big mac 10:10 - Mid roll ads 12:45 - Chapter 2 - Homerun 18:40 - Chapter 3 - Rita ora drops the mic 23:05 - Chapter 4 - Dub the dew

@dontcallmebaby6927 3 года назад

I was already in hysterics in anticipation of the dub the dew, but when Simon lost his shit I think I was mirroring him. Best Business Blaze ever.

@victoriandino 3 года назад

Hypo- meaning low. Natre- referring to sodium or more formally natreum as it is shown by it's symbol on the periodic table of elements. Emia- meaning presence in blood. Low sodium presence in blood. Lol chubbyemu did a video on the hold your wee for a Wii one.

@AvoidTheCadaver 3 года назад

Oooh fellow chubbyemu watcher. Glory to the mitochondria, power house of the cell

@jennazump7334 3 года назад

Simon just cracking up at mountain dew promo... freakin legend 😝

@MCFingland 3 года назад

Loved the ending Danny. Been a while since I cried watching this. Especially hard as I was at work!

@PuffinPass 3 года назад

"Rita Ora Purchased 6million followers" is more like it Allegedly

@smp69420 3 года назад

omg I laughed my ass off from the 23rd minute to the end absolutely genius Danny

@PerposterusGossamerPossum 3 года назад

The ak by far is the best thing to come out of russia. Rip papa Kalashnikov

@josephblumenberg6574 3 года назад

Simon cracking up gives me life

@MsCherryKiss 3 года назад

how many of us are more curious about what spoiler the girl in the meme was shocked about accidentally giving out?? what was the spoiler?!! :D

@darrenmonaghan 3 года назад

I honestly can't remember the last time Simon had such joy on bb. He literally squealed in the middle of laughing 😂

@ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад

ADHD(7:25) & Blaze radio(15:05) : fine vintage memes for the Blazers 👌👌👌

@one-eyed-kingghoul67 3 года назад

Comrade we are indeed here

@hacker4chn841 3 года назад

Simon. Pleeeeeeeeeeease do a Biographic on Mikhail Kalashnivkov - creator of the AK-47.

@jasonwomack4064 3 года назад

Simon losing his shit over the Mountain Dew campaign is hysterical. Makes me miss the days of quality Hitler memes, before the pearl clutching.

@katashworth41 3 года назад

Ah sports day, having to do the obstacle course cos I was too rubbish at everything else.

@TechnoLawyer 3 года назад

I'll always remember ours in 4th grade. They had a race between the teachers. Mine was in the lead, until she fell and broke her hip. That ended field day (what our school called it) real quick.

@katashworth41 3 года назад

@@TechnoLawyer We didn’t have teachers racing, but we did have parents races. There were some complaints when the mum of some kids we went to church with took part, when she was younger she did run for Scotland.

@TechnoLawyer 3 года назад

@@katashworth41 Well, that's just whiny. Luck of the draw. That's like being mad when some high school sports team has someone who is a future pro athlete and they are so far ahead of everyone else that it unbalances everything. Just happens. Happened with the Swim team at my high school. We had a dude who ended up going to the Olympics twice. He was so much faster than your average high school swimmer that he'd win any event you put him in, even the ones that weren't "his" events. They'd put him in as many races as the rules allowed. Opposing teams would get mad.

@caprailroad 3 года назад

Watching Simon make high pitch noises of laughter and read those names off. Was the highlight of my day. Whole office watch the mountain dew segment and all died of laughter. YOU LEGEND!

@jamessaunders9046 3 года назад

The Business Blaze drinking game: 1. Take a drink whenever they show the He-Man "O" face. 2. Drink for as long as Simon goes off topic. 3. Drink whenever Simon says "Big Brain" 4. Take a drink whenever the dungeon in the basement is mentioned. 5. Drink when he refers to himself as "fact-boy" 6. Drink whenever Communism is mentioned positively. 7. Drink whenever Simon mispronounces a word. 8. Drink whenever Simon complains about the length of the script. 9. Drink whenever the "Danny chill" meme comes up. 10. Drink whenever Simon says "Legend or Legendary". If you survive this game you truly are legends, good luck lol.

@daorignaldumbucket 3 года назад

The US has those too. They're usually called track and field days

@kevinstryker6440 3 года назад

The squeal when Simon lost it was the part that broke me. I was watching this at work and trying to keep it together so no one knew I was fucking off instead of doing my job. But that made me laugh so hard I was crying.