Just Some Weird Ally Beardsley Life Stories 

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Beardsley would be such a good dad, they have so much lore to drop out of nowhere and then never bring up again

beardsley's story are such a blessing They always explain the wildest shit as if they were in a kitchen at 3AM after a party drunk out of their mind. Except they are perfectly sober and entirely believable because no one would ever make up stories as these.

The delivery of "no, where I grew up it was like... 'there's a cow....'" cracks me up every time

"I hope you work at Walgreens" is such a raw insult, I love that

I think Brennan saying "everyone is wrong for not understanding this" healed me a little. I know he was not entirely serious, but I just love that he said that.

Listening to Ally talk is like listening to a middle aged suburban dad in jorts and newbalances. Like. You don't think you can unlock any more of their lore and then a new lore-chunk just gets lobbed at your face and you're left reeling.

Of course I came here to give Ally their propers, because they're super funny and awesome at what they do, but I do have to say... The very fact that Ally's dad ordered himself an eight-pound jar of Creole mustard is so fucking funny that I can't believe it. It's so specific, and *so* God damn much, that it *has* to be real and not a bit on either end, which somehow makes the whole thing even funnier.

This is a great compilation but missing my favorite story of them walking into a random club and finding their brother pole dancing and then learning that he was a state-champion pole dancer

I like how people keep trying to make sense of it all. Like they keep going "Hold on, hang on, let's figure this out" but Ally's already moved on

My favorite thing about the Zatarans incident is that the entire party reacts with the full spectrum of breaking down in laughter

these are all amazing but I was waiting for "the last time I went home my dad rubbed lotion on his legs and explained bitcoin to me for 20 full minutes." great edit thank you

We all know how much of a distinctive laugh Lou has, but it's incredible that the only thing I've seen make him laugh quietly was the creole mustard

I listened to the 99 questions podcast and thought Brennan had the weirdest stories ever, but Ally might just give him a run for his money 😂

2:16 I love how Zac's initial reaction isn't to comment on the amount of mustard Ally's holding, but to question the brand 🤣

Ally Beardsley lore updates is everything to me

This isn't relevant but Ally Beardsley is so fucking attractive and I love them so much. Ok, carry on.

Honestly, Temecula kid right here, I can 10000% imagine everything Beardsley explains from their childhood happening outside the Walmart a short walk from my house.

needs the clip from that episode of rank room were they ask Jake "Were you at that funeral that I ruined?!" then the segment ends before we even get any elaboration

3:28 the little “nothing” ALWAYS GETS ME

I feel like everyone of their stories is insane in completely different ways and I have no clue how that happens

Ally Beardsley is kind of real life Jawbone.

0:00 Weinermobile 1:14 Soup List 1:44 Gifts from Dad 3:13 Spilled Beer 3:27 Post It Note 3:37 Axe Body Spray 3:49 Spray Paint 4:36 Small Town / First Bully 5:37 The Slot 7:20 Running Out of Gas 9:32 Uncle's Funeral 10:06 Trampoline Park

holy shit the mustard thing made me laugh so hard my abdomen literally cramped, i had to figure out how to stretch and massage it to make the cramp go away 😭😭

Going from a funeral to a pub themed on "heaven or hell" is CRAZY

Everything i learn about ally explains so much but opens so many other questions

3:42 I don’t know how I forgot that Siobhan was British, seems like a hard thing to forget, but the fact that she asked about lynx did something to my brain.

I love that I've been watching Dropout for years and Ally still can make me go 'wait what?' with their lore drops. Like, dude, 20 times??? (Though, yes, AAA is the shit)

I know that this video is less than a day old but I already need another one

5:30 the curse of working at a Walgreens...as someone who used to work at a Walgreens...is 100% the best curse 😂

Ally's entire life is a fever dream

*everyone talking* "I accidentally ate a post-it note once...it was on my sandwich," "Sorry, Ally, say that again?" "...no thank you..."

That comically large jar of mustard makes me cry laugh every time i see it. That’s 100% something my dad would do

So many of these stories are so adhd coated. And the rest are weird small town vibes. God I love Beardsley

as somone from esco and temecula, finding out that Beardsley was as well brought me great joy

ally beardsly the person ever. i love them sm

legend has it they’re still going through that mustard to this day

the mustard bit made me cry lol

the creole mustard truly makes me cry laughing something about the hat elevates it

Beardsley stories give Dad lore vibes

It’s nice hearing compilations of theirs because it really highlights the progress they’ve made. Good for them!

It is amazing to me that Ally still has stories that their friends have not heard before. What a wild life.

My Ally Beardsley story is that for some reason Ally's friend from the Netherlands follows me on instagram. I'm not American nor Dutch and neither of us know who followed the other first or how.

The droupout cinematic universe is dropping it like it's hot since 2013.

the running out of gas story makes me SO ANXIOUS every time i hear it, oh my god. i ran out of fuel outside my house once and it was the most stressed i've ever been in my LIFE i can't imagine that shit happening to me on a highway.

the creole mustard story makes me laugh so hard every time i think about it let alone watch that segment

7:48 Grant thinking "How is Ally alive"

i could listen to ally tell me about all the weird shit they’ve done all day

I love adventuring party but i also miss the zoom adventuring party vibes

The creale mustard jar being bigger than their head kills me

I'm convinced Beardsley is a fae at this point.

We need to find out how Ally fell out of their timeline and into ours.

Ally could talk about how they killed someone and everyone else would just nod and say 'yeah okay cool.'

The soup story is the first game changer clip i remember seeing, shout out to ally 🙏

a beardsley story is something to be cherished

Everything about them is so relatable and so bananas at the same time.

The tone they drop into at 6:35 is so funny

Every once in a while the phrase "It's crazy to move with soup!" pops into my head.

They will never see this. But I too auditioned in front of the oscar meyer winner mobile twice in front of grocery stores ally. You are not alone I didn't mind in front of a homeland . The best of thing is the first time I went. I didn't even get all the way through the song. And someone did a little wave with the back of their hand and said, " that's good thanks for your time kid". And I was in mind for a good second. They didn't make anyone else stop early . 😢 . That really hit my confidence as a kid because I was in the choir . So I went back like three days later And they made me come back like two hours later with a few other kids and sit again..... And then they gave me a whistle and that was all. Is in all of our kids defences that song Isn't like dynamic or anything you can't really bring anything special to the song. I guess there were only 3 notes on the trebbleclef when they came up with it originally I don't know

dirty laundry always has crazy stories of course, but the episode with ally was special

beardsley gives so much goblin energy. severe goblin energy. *overwhelming* goblin energy. i love them so much

Ally giving their Temecula allegories is really making me feel so seen

I feel like Ally would get along with most of the No Rolls Barred crew

I wanna be Ally Beardsley when I grow up.

Lou out here asking the real questions, such as "Is it wet mustard?" and "Wait, do you do this in your car?"

I keep forgetting that Ally is in their mid-30s

Woah! I love the soup story so much and I'd not looked it out recently- their voice has deepened SO MUCH! They sound so good!

I hope ally’s dad uses the mustard for like grilling meat 😂😭😭😭

8 pounds of creole mustard?! Sounds like a very wise man.

I did that thing Ally did at the beginning. But we lost and didn’t get to see the Wiener mobile

Honestly I'm glad that there is some more weird life event representation out there it makes me feel seen

I adore Ally's story telling they are just like me fr

I feel so seen by this. This is just what the LA exurbs is like. Im not kidding

Ally is so wild. I love them.

Ive been looking for the first clip forEVER! thank you so much

I cant thank you enough for this comp, im in tears

I want ally to have a small show, where they just tell out of pocket stories in their life

Ooohhh the slot. never been there but my family used to go out to the desert nearby and it was a lot of the same stuff. truck atvs dirt bikes drunk dudes doing stupid shit. its beautiful.

I need them

😂 love this. where is that clip of ally talking about their home town having a cow from?

I fucking love "sorry ally say that again?" "nothing 😶"

What vid is the "in my town there was a cow" clip from, Im way to curious what everyones schooling situation was.

It is now so weird to hear Ally's pre-T voice

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What's the clip from, where Beardsley's on the right and talking to two people with a laptop between them all? The one with the spraypaint story?

what a fucking legend

“Ally… what does that mean? 😥”

unlike ally i have moved with frozen soup

4:07 what is this clip from? I'm so curious!

does anyone know what season/episode of AP the mustard bit is in?

The zataran’s makes me lose it

the first clip is a fucking trip, is that a cali thing or did I miss something growing up

And I thought that Dudley was a small town...

Weardsley

Repping San Diego

I love the lore

What's 4:00 from?

I never know if they’re like lying or just has a weird life

Once opened, wouldn’t the mustard jar need to be in the fridge? 😅

Who has weirder stories? Ally or Grant?