Most Infamous Retractions (Times the Media were Forced to Eat Humble Pie) 

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For those, like me, who wondered: yes, that woman was yelling at Dave for having the audacity to be alive and blind. And possibly also for daring to be a parent. All hail Dave, fellow metalhead and father extraordinaire!

I love this show, where the whole team is up for trolling each other. That is what makes you lot perfect.

I’m assuming the lady thought Dave was incapable of caring for his own child because he was blind. Watching these videos, I have learned that Dave is more capable and talented than most sighted people I’ve known.

Simon: "I never make mistakes. I'm a perfect human being." Also Simon: *Makes 8 mistakes soon after* Me: I'll be waiting for your apology.

She was screaming at him for walking as a blind man with a baby. Fellow blind woman here. People can be seriously surprised that we can do totally normal things and astounded that other “simple” tasks are almost impossible. It’s exhausting honestly.

Hillsborough disaster - there were 96 deaths. However, this was changed to 97 when Andrew Devine passed away 3 decades after the disaster, having suffered horrendous injuries which eventually led to his death. Whether people want to say there were 96 or 97 fatalities, there were more than 95. RIP to all those who died on that awful day.

I think in the last story the lady was referring to Dave's blindness, which is just an absolutely awful thing to do. Shame on her. As for the newspaper guy, like, okay, I kinda get his anger, but at the same time, when a tragedy has struck an area and then someone clearly inadvertently asks for something to do with it, like, use your head and go, "Oh, you're not from around here, are you?" and then explain, don't just shout. Poor Dave, that sounds like an absolute nightmare of a day. People can really suck sometimes. On another note, the Hillsborough Disaster might make a good piece for Into the Shadows to cover... although Geographics covered it 5 months ago and I'm not sure what the etiquette between former and current channels is, so...

“Thirty-thousand pigs” should not have made me laugh as hard as it did

Marion Barry, the former Mayor of Washington DC, was a man. He was also an endless source of entertainment. He was arrested for smoking crack with a sex worker and went to prison. After he got out, he got in trouble for receiving fellatio in a prison waiting room, got busted by park rangers for marijuana and cocaine. Failed a probation drug test for cocaine. Pled guilty to tax evasion, accepting bribes from city contractors, admitted to plagiarism and funneling money from his ex girlfriend who he was charged with stalking and charged with impeding an investigation.

Lorelei- I’m blaming you for being drunk before 1pm. 😂😂 Knocked it out of the park like always!

The editor is so on point with the timing, and the particular memes used! Each person does their job great in all of these, but wow! The editor makes each video so much funnier.

Simon I am a huge fan of many of your channels but "my dude" your writers and editors... are pure MAGIC!!

Marion Barry is a male, you guys could do a whole video about him. His story is INSANE.

The hatred of The Sun on Merseyside is very real. Although I'm not personally a football supporter, I was born and grew up in Liverpool. All around me there were either Liverpool or Everton fans. Football is central to a vast segment of the local population. It's a religion to many. Hillsborough still sits in our minds to this day as a monumental tragedy, with a lot of anger still felt towards those who caused it, and those who rubbed salt in the city's wounds. On the day of the crush, I was visiting a friend who had their TV switched on. We were watching a live broadcast from the stadium as the tragedy was unfolding. It was heartbreaking. To have it subsequently misreported so brazenly, with such disrespect shown for those who died & those who barely survived, still angers me to this day. I doubt that I and my fellow Liverpudlians from that time will ever forgive and forget The Sun's conduct; and nor should we.

We need “allegedly in my opinion” merch

I've got a 7 year boy, he plays lego games on a switch and still hasnt chosen what his favourite colour is. Cant see him as a heroin addict dealer in a year. 😂

Tom Morris, founder of Home Bargains, was born in Liverpool. To this day you can't buy a copy of The Sun in any of his stores.

I expected “Let It Go” at that one point. I did not expect Floor Jansen’s performance of it. That is a very happy unexpected moment.

Fact Boi: I never make mistakes Reality: Am I a joke to you?

Lorelei, that ending: *chef's kiss*

Oh man, the Red Leader Almost There clip. Absolutely perfect!

Hmm, I hadn't heard embroidered used as a synonym for embellished, but I guess it does make sense as they decorate their claims with appealing exaggerations 😂

Clip from “Randy Buys on a Bookshelf on Gumtree” . . . genius comedy and genius editing! ❤

Simon: I never make mistakes Also Simon: *repeatedly disproves this claim by making a ton of mistakes throughout the rest of the video* 😂😂

Lorelei you rock 😂 Dave you are hilarious… Simon… well, you picked good employees, well done! (Slow clap)

I don’t have enough sweet tea for this game!! Allegedly.

2:45 - Mid roll ads 4:25 - Chapter 1 - Washington post & janet cooke 9:40 - Chapter 2 - Melania trump & the daily mail 13:45 - Chapter 3 - The hillsborough disaster & the sun newspaper

Yo simon, i gotta say dude i know this whole youtube thing isn’t your passion, but your videos saved my life man. 💯 thanks for making hilarious and entertaining content 💪🏻

Dude, this editor is a damn film making genius.

Typo + auto-correct = CHAOS Simon is an agent of Chaos!

The Sun will always be The Scum

30,000 pigs in the river? A regular ham dam.

Mad respect for Lorelei for dropping Floor Jansen singing "Let it Go" into the video...👏

Lorelei FTW! It felt like a Lorelei joint.

The sun newspaper should not exist and Rupert Murdoch should be in prison allegedly in my opinion

Loreleli, Dave, fact boi, absolutely spot on, tue script, the editing, i dont know why i love the consistant retakes of simon, but, everytime is comedy gold.

While I agree with Simon on the subject of privacy for people within the sphere of famous people, saying that Melania wanted a "quiet life" when marrying Donald Trump is patently ridiculous. She knew exactly what she was doing and went ahead with it.

I love this channel, especially the editing, but today was Top Tier 😂💯 thank you for being excellent!

Simon " Allegedly" "In my Opinion" Me:" I'm Running out of Alcohol Simon!🤣"

"embroidered" may be technically correct in context, but "embellished" would have been a *way* more logical choice of verb

The editing on this video is excellent. Absolutely hilarious!

Sherwood Forest and the sheriff of Nottingham. Both from Robin Hood so Simon is only half wrong.😂

Ostriches aren't native to Australia, but Emus are!

Thank you editors!!! Seeing the, normally cut, out takes is great!!!

5:45 Marion Barry was both a dude and an infamous crackhead. He gave Jesse Jackson's presidential nomination speech, was married four times and shot once. His might be a good story for you to do someday.

The editing of these videos is always so brilliant

Lorelei is a LEGEND. Dave did a very good job. Simon showed up for work.

4:07 Of course Keeps is going to rub it in. That's how you use the product! 😁😁

'Africa' or 'Australia' confusion might not be a spelling mistake so much as a reference mistake: ostriches and emus are similar, the first being from Africa and the latter from Australia.

Yay! Just what I needed today!

Come for the title, stay for the tangents 😂

Marion Barry is a dude but you said she. You might want to file a retraction.

Well done Lorelei for holding the on-screen 'talent' to account! 🤣

Simon is the best at speaking. Allegedly, in my opinion. 😂

Floor Jansen cameo as a Finn is worth of TORILLE!

Simons Best lines 😅 "Yeah if I could of fit 11 adds in I would off" 🤣 "Money, Money, Money" 😅 and "burn it, rule number one criminals!" Anybody have anymore? Great shows la, keep them coming 😉

Somewhere in Ellesmere port, there's a newsagent still wondering why the hell a blind man was trying to buy a newspaper.

Did not expect a wild Floor Jansen singing Frozen to jumpscsre me while doing housework, good job everyone 😂❤

Gotta say I love the Floor Jansen "Let it go" clip... That woman is a feckin' legend! 😆

I play the drinking game of taking a drink for the full time that Simon tangents. It's a lethal game

my nephew is 9 years old and the only thing he is addicted is to mario ànd Nintendo games😂

Still loving the Neil Newbon clips! 😂😂

0:52 Simon, what the heck? You okay there, buddy? :D Also, Mr. Robot reference

US Media's gotten to the point where like 5 days after a headline drops they'll quietly change it to something far less lawsuit worthy and hope the way back machine didn't catalog the original.

That kitty thoooo

Noice! Throwing Charlie the Unicorn in there!😂

Come to candy mountain Charlie!! Ahhh they took my freaking spleen

Oh you mean the Austrich? The famed Australian Ostrich? Also, random Floor Jansen cameo is much appreciated 😅

A Brit not knowing Nottingham Forest had a football club is a rarity. It's almost like actually finding Bigfoot.

I love how Simon is so far from being ableist that he doesn't even realize why that nasty lady was being nasty to Dave

Having the great Floor Jansen as a clip tells me that you are on top of your game.

Charlie! Can we got to candy mountain Charlie!

It's always funny to me that Simon doesn't trust the people in the basement know how to use a thesaurus

It's Marion Berry (Guy.... he is the Washington DC Mayor for life...got caught in a hotel doing crack)

Simon trying to kill someone with the “allegedly” drinking game challenge, allegedly😳😂

Lorelei, loved the cat! The only humourous take on a really sad day when we were at nan and granddad's for my dad to watch the football and saw it happen in real time.

Why was the woman yelling at you with your 8 month old baby?? “People like you?”. Was she thinking blind people can’t look after children?

Wait! Why were they yelling at Dave?!

Marion Barry is a man (the script called him "she") and probably the most (in)famous mayor in Baltimore history.

Marion Berry is a he not a she. First entry in a video about retractions and there’s an error lol

Me watching this on a Monday night: wellp guess I'm getting drunk Also, massive props for the Charlie the Unicorn insert--now I've got to go back and watch that again.

I would have used "embellish her resume" over "embroidered her resume" lol

Simon My dude! 😂😂😂 and nod to Lorelei for the extra editing and extra awsome memes ! Been loving them

0:54 got me a good giggle from his gaff

Editing going hard! Good job. Funny.😂

Drunk again.... I love Brain blaze

That lady screaming about cps was probably just a standard crazy person.

Charlie the unicorn!!! Starfishes really, really love you!

Amen, Simon! Football IS boring 🤣😂🤣

LMFAOO, I’m gonna play the “ brain blaze drinking game” but I’m not drinking that green stuff Simon drinks. 🥃🍻

Was the person you got the letter from a pope you accused of being a Nazi?

All right! Let's go!!! Cheers

Marion Berry... Marion Shepilov Barry, he died November 23rd 2014. *He*

I love how right after he said he doesn't make mistakes and all mistake are Dave's fault he fails to comprehend what Dave said 8 times in a row. Quite the humble pie he has to eat there!

Lorelai knocked this video out of the park. Well done! 😀

“Magical Leopoldon” was stuck in my head last week… and it’s back… thanks editor.

ChatGPT seems to think the famous person was Paul McCartney, and that it was about the involvement he did or didn't have in the Beatles breaking up

I don't even know how a blind man goes out in public with a baby or reads a newspaper but what on earth was the crazy woman mad about??

I am absolutely obsessed with every insult that Simon says because it’s always fold up with allegedly in my opinion beautiful just beautiful