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Another Military Fails video because I've had plenty of failures in the Army and so have all other veterans and military branch members reacting to funny military tiktok fails! Let me know in the comments your worst military fail or scare!
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@ThomasBoyce5000 Год назад

Favorite military TikToks are yours with all the branches as roommates, specifically when everyone meets Space Force and Potato's son.

@nikkoortizshorts Год назад

Appreciate you Thomas!

@mariedockery1126 Год назад

I miss the branches

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Lmfao that was a good one😂😂

@truckasaurus8948 Год назад

@@nikkoortiz I second this one. I've been begging for you to make another video giving us an update on baby potato

@Caraxes_T Год назад

The 911 operator one was the funniest

@aidanweber7055 Год назад

So I was a marine postal man (literally worked for usps on marine bases). The training for that was on Fort Jackson. One day when we hand nothing to do and the command wanted to keep us busy, they had us pick up pine cones and arrange them in a pattern around the pine trees.

@XanderLeak Год назад

what for exactly? respect? ceremony? or just for shits and giggles?

@XanderLeak Год назад

or were they just extremely bored

@XavianBrightly 5 месяцев назад

@@XanderLeakbecause they told him to

@VwBmxGuy95 4 дня назад

Because Command wanted it that way.

@kyndal.dickerson379 Год назад

“This had to be the gayest conversation any human being can have” got me cracking up 😂

@nikkoortizshorts Год назад

😂😂😂

@nikkoortiz Год назад

😂😂😂

@alienredio7366 Год назад

😂😂😂

@keanosearston8360 Год назад

Poor tyler valenzia

@darlingdeb7010 Год назад

I was visiting my boyfriend at The "Great" Place (Ft. Hood), walking up to his barracks while it was pouring. Walked past a private mopping the sidewalk with a Sargent yelling in his face, "You missed a spot!" It was awesome.

@Writer_Boi. Год назад

They’ll find a reason to smoke their sorry asses. I hope your boyfriend wasn’t as unlucky.

@ElyseStandard Год назад

Marines are expected to have their sleeves rolled as tight as possible. My arms aren't nearly that big but I still needed help removing mine some days when it got really hot out. Sleeves that are worn loosely are referred to as "gunny sleeves" because its most common to see a gunny who gives zero walking around with them.

@noahbraden1244 Год назад

I was in my ROTC unit with a 3rd gen military cadet, he said while his dad was training, he killed a sand flea on an exercise. So the DI made him dig a 6 foot grave for the flea in the sand and as soon as he finished covering up the grave, the DI asked “which way did you bury the flea, back or stomach?” Regardless, he dug the fucking thing back up to flip it over.🤣

@Ussonan-Foderation2016 Год назад

Bro I'm in JROTC rn. Feels too lax...might join raiders soon

@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN Год назад

4:55 When the us military says their best tank is the Abrams. They're actually just referring to this absolute unit named Abrams.

@rebeccaherrera6006 Год назад

Lmao!! I went to basic and my husband literally spoke to me softer!

@misterbear9211 Год назад

Why is that funny?

@usersdksdfg Год назад

marriage gon get rocky now on...

@vsilverhand766 Год назад

Nikko you a unit bruh. Army experience, Navy sus, and Marine humor. Would've loved serving with you bro. Semper from the USMC

@brandonthomas2412 Год назад

"I have a rock up my ass" had me dying

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Bro I was dead aswell 😂

@nikkoortizshorts Год назад

I’ve never seen arms this big in my life

@nikkoortiz Год назад

I just wanna smell his strong military arms lol

@RLL212 Год назад

I don't see the attraction in that shit. It's gross when your muscles have muscles.

@samuel66881 Год назад

@@RLL212 good thing no one does it for you

@qtea3.149 Год назад

@@RLL212 Well it’s gross when your chins have chins but we aren’t talking about you are we?

@Sidthesloth77 Год назад

@@qtea3.149 😂😂😂

@Kamedouken Год назад

Dumbest thing I made my pfcs do was when they were giving our armorer a hard time who happened to be an nco and I heard him yelling at them, I told the landscapers that we’re cutting the barracks grass to take a break. I chilled with the landscapers and had some beers with them in the smoke pit while watching the platoon line up and cut the grass by ripping the grass one by one. If one went to fast they had to go all the way back. It was phenomenal

@ShayyButter Год назад

"yall are in a tent - and people BROUGHT TENTS" the screaming, the bleeps, the constant swearing - this is the laugh I needed this morning!

@clueless4085 Год назад

My boy told me they made the boots collect "exhaust samples" from the vehicles in the motor pool. They'd have one hold a trash bag over the exhaust and the other hit the gas. Then they were told to label them and take them to the office, and told not to spill any or they'd have to start over. 😅

@lilyjackson8347 Год назад

so happy for all you success on all your platforms dude! i've watched your videos everyday i feel down, and you never fail to lift my spirits. Si vis pacem, para bellum.

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Jackson thank you so much man!!

@BRITISHFURY_1664 Год назад

The motto for the royal navy?

@EllisMcKinney Год назад

same

@monster064 Год назад

When trying to watch a 10min video with on base service

@andrewferneau8720 Год назад

Was literally at work when I watched this, the “they were at kissing height” made me almost spit out my coffee 😂 Also I wasn’t in the military but my buddy who did said something stupid to a drill Srgt was tol to go vacuum the grass, another buddy was told to go collect the rain with a bucket

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Lmao vacuuming the grass god damn 😂

@p.awesome_games Год назад

"You don't put blackface on black face" had me dead bro

@hellofromalcatraz Год назад

We just not gonna talk about the part where the shirt sleeve guy was like “I’m gonna try to go limp”

@feelinspiffy696 Год назад

bro done did a backflip outta that plane

@discardedroses Год назад

Niko saying skreets made my entire day 💀💀💀💀💀

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Lmao these SKREETS

@PerseusEsq Год назад

My grandpa who is a retired Air Force colonel is really really amused by your branches videos especially the ones that roast the Air Force. He has me download them and send them to my grandma so she can show him on her iPad because he is a boomer and can’t work a computer or smartphone.

@globaladdict Год назад

Lol what does he say about navy tho

@XavianBrightly 2 месяца назад

@@globaladdict 🌈

@hannahrasch795 Год назад

My dad once told me he made his privates sweep the sand on the beach near his base😂😂

@ryanbunch450 Год назад

Navy branch drooling when they see the ripped guy

@rickmacland3120 Год назад

I once made a private cut his grass with scissors. He didn't want to cut it and Top was in my ass about it, so I got real stupid with him.

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Fuck fuck games

@timhenson4184 Год назад

Black on black makes perfect sense in that the natural oils in your skin make it shiny. The camo paint is a flat color. No shine.

@BRITISHFURY_1664 Год назад

Can't believe he's grown so much....navy must be doing some favours...

@nikkoortiz Год назад

😂😂😂😂

@TylerValenzia Год назад

Lol I made the cut 😂 thanks for featuring me bro. That reaction was hilarious haha

@oasjemdso Год назад

Yeah I'm definitely getting a feeling that the Navy is your true personality lol

@bryanrolph Год назад

1Sgt had a guy vacuuming a parking lot once. Forget what he did, but it was hilarious to watch.

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Lmfaooo 😂

@rosen12 Год назад

5:23 they gon be fighting and he just gonna pick up a tank and throw it at them casually

@havoc1zero Год назад

I made my squad flip rocks in the gravel pit all afternoon so they wouldn’t get too burned on one side. They learned not to rat out who smuggled in the vodka. Those Uzbek sources are hard to come by.

@nikkoortiz Год назад

😂😂😂 the fuckery lol

@hotrodmike7581 Год назад

Salute the squirrels. Apparently the rodents were trained to stare at you till you give them food and your not allowed to stop saluting until they go away.

@nikkoortiz Год назад

They on X games mode lol

@jackiesaves6712 Год назад

I love the ones that insinuate that the marine is banging navy 😂 Love your videos! ❤

@BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz Год назад

if im being brutally honest.....military tiktoks are the best especially the kissing ones

@mariedockery1126 Год назад

you sus bro!

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Kissing is cool sometimes

@kimikiwi2293 Год назад

Rofl you're editor is great lol but the original is even funnier. Just maybe not okay for RU-vid lol

@s.cottrill Год назад

I had a exhaust sample make it all the way up to the Battalion XO needless to say I had to make a special trip to HQ to explain why I let it get that far.

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Omg the exhaust samples 😂😂

@dumpskerd8092 Год назад

Former marine. I made my boots sweep the sand in 29 palms for leaving cig butts everywhere but the smoke pit can lmfao

@YoungBottleCap Год назад

I have never used my military discount, except for this one time. My dad made me go to home depot and buy him shit so I could use my discount xD

@520beardown Год назад

Nikko How do you miss him saying im gonna try and be limp at 5:42 🤣

@nathanaelaguirre4516 Год назад

My ex fiancé she was in the military in the army to be exact and she always tried to take control but then was always emotional on how things ended up so I had to put my foot down but we always went back-and-forth sadly things never worked it out

@gford1491 Год назад

You now that buff marine hasnt ate a mre since basic

@nikkoortiz Год назад

😂😂😂 to many calories

@LadyRage1990 Год назад

Your tiktoks are the absolute best hands down bro! Ain't even a competition 🤣

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Omg lady I appreciate you!

@mariedockery1126 Год назад

Sus and very funny! making days better Nikko!!! ❤

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Thank you Marie!!

@clairesuzanne1 Год назад

My grandma prepared me for BS details. If us kids were acting up we were sent into the woods to pick up sticks.

@Goldmasterflex Год назад

Oh my God we need nikko animated get the "how hood soldiers shoot" clip animated. "He's not even fighting the enemy" got me sideways lmao

@Down_Bad_For_Tmol Год назад

4:51 You know your buff when your veins have veins😂

@TheBiggestSpeedy Год назад

I had to pressure wash the parking lot in the pouring rain 🤣

@redtrees Год назад

1:28 LOL domestic violence is so funny 🤣

@bruhgus2557 Год назад

Holy shit nik I remember your channel at 50k and I came back to you at 1m. Good fucking job 👍

@drewbn Год назад

I love these vids, keep going :)

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Thanks 69 gonna keep sending!

@Ethan-kp4vz Год назад

5:23 blud counts as an entire platoon 💀

@jenna702native Год назад

I'm not in the military so I don't want to front but I think I would definitely be like homegirl lol. Fun video thanks for the laugh - "they're using tents inside a tent" love your commentary!

@wolfrunner4395 Год назад

My favorite tiktok video has to be when you made a tiktok about the Army JROTC 😂 it was hilarious cause its so true, and I am in JROTC right now so it was even better! Love the videos by the way! Great work!

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Lmfao thanks bro!! That was a good one!

@wolfrunner4395 Год назад

No problem, lol. Watching Army try to protect JROTC was hilarious as well.

@micc_armybrat2523 Год назад

Love the highlights!! So effing funny! And your laugh - LOVE IT!! 😂

@mariedockery1126 Год назад

this is a very funny one!

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Thanks brat I’m tryin 😂😂

@Nikkolive Год назад

More military tiktoks please!!

@nikkoortiz Год назад

More military tiktoks to come!

@bryanhernandez7318 Год назад

I’ve literally gone to a store and when I asked they’re like here’s this coupon, it’ll give you a better deal than your military discount…. 😂

@GarveyPreston445 2 месяца назад

0:12 Don't have one, but personally, I love the shorts where you are reacting to military fails!

@ttip9411 Год назад

The guy with huge biceps will usually get his ass beat down by the guy that has regular arms but his fingers look like they have their own biceps. Never get in a fight with a fame carpenter, mechanic, concrete guy or roofer. This has been a public service announcement….carry on…

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Okay fair enough tip lol

@TheMacManusTwins Год назад

Congrats on your growing success, Nikko! And going hand in hand with the military tik toks, why not do some reactions to the military k9 tik toks? Our service k9s need some love too lol

@jenfelicio7991 Год назад

Shovel snow at Fort Drum while it is still freaking snowing… fun when it’s lake effect snow ❄️ too.

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Oh hell no! Lol

@jenfelicio7991 Год назад

@@nikkoortiz yup. Gotta love the endless tasks for being stupid lol 😂

@dougenyart9243 Год назад

Rake the sand in the desert 😆 🤣 Looking for the keys to the hummer Given a class on proper fox holes with a functional grenade sump Picking everything that dosent grow on line

@jesstellsya Год назад

My husband told me that he saw someone barf in his hand, and a drill sergeant told him to put it in his pocket. He also saw someone get told to get some "air samples" with a garbage bag.

@FlyhighSkyKing Год назад

Me and the boys out vacuuming the sand while watching the mortar team.

@pinklion9444 Год назад

We had to MOP THE RAIN WHILE ITS SHILL RAINING IN PT GEAR LIKE WTF!!!!! 😂

@drewdorans8586 5 месяцев назад

I told a pvt I needed him to deliver an exhaust sample to chief. Lol.

@brickcity9380 Год назад

That body builder was definitely on some gear!

@derekpennington4979 Год назад

Mowed same lawn at ft.hood 3 times one day

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Lmfao military is full of not fun Suprises 😂

@derekpennington4979 Год назад

@@nikkoortiz Capt said humvees couldn't get stuck,proved him wrong. Lol. Lucky the Colonel sided with me.i mowed lawns he got embarrassed,but I took it as a win.

@mephisto1176 Год назад

When did the USMC start putting name tapes on trousers? lol And those quick Squad Rush Drills had me dying

@nikkoortiz Год назад

You can choose to get them sewn on! A lot of dudes do it before going to school!

@Reabies1 Год назад

We're required to have them in our trousers. Been a requirement ever sense digicams were a thing

@jojoemcgeejoe457 Год назад

dude that was bouncing around on that tarp pretending to shoot was just moving into the impact spot where the return fire misses then become hits.

@furygeist 10 месяцев назад

That guy who got stuck in his shirt. 😂 What a weird problem to have. Gotta give it to the seams on that uniform. They stood and served under great duress. How the hell did they not bust?!

@tovarisch3490 9 месяцев назад

5:10 I bet that guy doesn't need to add that fold when he rolls his sleeves

@lilpj31 Год назад

my dad and his buddy just started a concealed carry company, my dad was in the military and he just retired from the sheriffs office.

@gp.5989 Год назад

Jamesons Travels gave you a shout out for being so funny. I see some great collab potential there.

@nikkoortiz Год назад

YOOOO

@GTOFreak1 Год назад

9:18 "I would say this was Air Force" Nah bro there ain't no roller chairs, and no full service kitchen (Before anyone gets offended, I'm ex Air Force)

@javic2202 Год назад

I am dead! You’re seriously funny! 😂 love all your videos btw.

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Thanks Javi!!!

@FirstLast-cw1gn Год назад

Racking leaves in the rain makes you look like you're racking the rain... Top was not pleased

@johnclaudetaylor5224 Год назад

Being jacked in the Corps everyday was a struggle 😂

@actopyfe9299 Год назад

This should be renamed to navy moments

@savagestyle124 Год назад

"go start turning the rocks under the flagpole over so they can suntan on the other side"

@ZackeryWrestling0 Год назад

1:25 Basically dealing with endless periods lol

@crookedtoothcustoms6316 Год назад

Best thing was vacuuming a gravel drive 😂 they could be done with there wasn't anymore gravel dust

@sarellamikk Год назад

We had to mow the lawn, with damn nail clippers

@michaelrobey9060 6 месяцев назад

I’ve been made to shine brass in the rain 🤦🏻

@katherinecampton3963 Год назад

Yeah I was able to use it through my spouse for my laptop for school it literally saved me $2.50 but hey that’s $2.50 I didn’t have to pay. 😂

@itzvictoryy3866 Год назад

Favorite military tik tok was Jump Day with the Branches "Did Army use a parachute? Then I dont need one"

@Griuh Год назад

They make sure they take a s*** before they go home

@danielmcdowell9526 Год назад

It's good to see the things I weld holding up a service member by there belt. And it won't break the belt might but that lower block ain't going nowhere

@Ghost_415 Год назад

I made my Lances e3 count all the michilen men on every tire in the motor pool, let’s just say it was a long day that day

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Get it 😂😂

@Stoutcody539 Год назад

Had s6 take a private stand on a connex with an unattached antenna try to get signal lol

@SouthernBelle888 Год назад

The Mortar guy wears his name tag on his butt, his name is Taylor.....lol

@asbjornflindt618 Год назад

That last one tho XD hahaha

@ethanHEART1 Год назад

Skinny Pete is funny as fuck 🤣

@brawlgasm56 Год назад

fav military short was "breakfast cereal secure! FUCK IT!!"

@i2harry 6 месяцев назад

I know Drill Sargents like to shout super close in your face. What if….someone lean over for a kiss 😂

@malakairamirez4856 Год назад

this is amazing!! ur funny as hell brooo!! 🤣🤣

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Ramirez thanks bro!

@christamarie16 Год назад

From an active duty soldier. Love your content bro ❤️

@Ladyinwaiting11 Год назад

The elusive Warant officer .... They do exist!

@heckboy263idjjd9 Год назад

New podcast anytime soon? First one was a banger! Can’t wait for more!

@nikkoortiz Год назад

Just finish up up website then stufio and it’s up!

@samtmh7240 Год назад

I actually do know a couple where the girl went into the military **first**. Key word there lol. But nah, it wasn't weird, he was super supportive and decided to join as well.