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@hsmith8389
@hsmith8389 8 лет назад
Lol that's how my kids are. Coming all in the bathroom then saying "mommy eww you boo booed". I told her yes I did and I didn't invite you in here ma'am lol.
@danitamason1453
@danitamason1453 8 лет назад
I don't eat my snacks in a corner....I eat mine at work.
@tab_b
@tab_b 8 лет назад
...or in the car... Lol
@Naymichelle76
@Naymichelle76 5 лет назад
....or late at night when everyone is asleep.
@Naymichelle76
@Naymichelle76 5 лет назад
Oh yeah...after work in the park lol!
@leishaleish2864
@leishaleish2864 5 лет назад
@@Naymichelle76 🙋🏾‍♀️ me when they go to sleep lol
@obrica.christina
@obrica.christina 8 лет назад
😂😂😂 they're lil snitches
@ontherisewithcandyceevette3037
I got a tubal litigation. No time for birth control noooo two children is enough.
@beverlyhall4578
@beverlyhall4578 4 года назад
I had a tubal ligation st 13. I knew I did not want any kids.
@teresasurles8585
@teresasurles8585 8 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂 I eat out often....THEN....go home!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@helenapreston6173
@helenapreston6173 4 года назад
Oh Theresa, 50$ gone every week🤣😅😅😅😅😒😖😖😂😂
@ontherisewithcandyceevette3037
Girl I just remembered I had that mountain trail mix in my purse lol
@MzButterflyBoss
@MzButterflyBoss 7 лет назад
as I'm watching this clip my dern 4yr old came staggering into my room😖 making her way into my bed
@bebebe1354
@bebebe1354 4 года назад
Lol...
@msexperience3347
@msexperience3347 8 лет назад
I have been saying that I would fight a kid for years, but with no age limit. #kidding #sortof #whogotthebailmoney #enjoyedthevideo #happymothersday 😊👑💐
@lifewithklc
@lifewithklc 8 лет назад
"I am my kids squad" SPEAAAAK. Folks better ask about me before they try my kid.
@michellemartinez6587
@michellemartinez6587 5 лет назад
Omg, the bathroom part! My husband and kids (who are all adults now) still come in the bathroom talking to me! My grandkids do it too and I really wonder if that shit is hereditary lol.
@nicolecunningham5477
@nicolecunningham5477 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 so true!!!
@whitneysolier1102
@whitneysolier1102 8 лет назад
"I am my kid's squad", now I know that's RIGHT! And I know that the third grader who had the nerve to say something stupid to my son last week knows too. I bet she'll ask somebody next time. Lol.
@DarlingNikki2
@DarlingNikki2 8 лет назад
+Whitney Solier Yaaaas hunty! LOL!
@mominor6913
@mominor6913 4 года назад
👍👍👍
@arquaybooks
@arquaybooks 5 лет назад
They really do not care about the smell...they stay.
@bradley3rdgen
@bradley3rdgen 8 лет назад
I live for the notification that you posted a new video! I'm going thru so much from every direction right now. I watch you videos over and over, every night to keep from crying myself to sleep. If you think no one else is impacted by what you're doing, I'm here to tell you one almost 31 year old is and if it wasn't for your truth, your comedy, I don't know where I would be. I've contemplated taking my life but then I watch you and I make it thru another night. Everyday is still a struggle. Idk why I'm even putting all this out there but I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
@lifewithklc
@lifewithklc 8 лет назад
This touched my heart, and I am sending you prayers for the healing of your soul. 🙏🏾
@bradley3rdgen
@bradley3rdgen 8 лет назад
+kc123 thank you so much. I need all the prayers and love I can get right now. Peace and happiness is all I want.
@ejspeaks
@ejspeaks 8 лет назад
I don't know the details, but I sincerely pray that it gets better NOW. Please don't take your life...if you do, then then the pain..the circumstances..the opposition wins..and it will have all been in vain. Keep your head up, and thank you for your transparency...but please hold on until you've overcome this. You got this❤❤❤❤👍!
@carlmcjunkins273
@carlmcjunkins273 7 лет назад
Ejspeaks
@ToshaSmith39YumYum
@ToshaSmith39YumYum 6 лет назад
madeingrace2013 You Are Loved! 🙏💖💐
@TamaraLloydtvoxsound
@TamaraLloydtvoxsound 8 лет назад
Thank you and HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO YOU TOO! So why come I thought I was the ONLY one who bought fast food, sat in the parking lot ate it, and then disposed of the evidence before I got home? HMMMM? HMMMM?? lol
@mandasmixallinyomix3719
@mandasmixallinyomix3719 8 лет назад
3 year old with a sew-in 😂😂😂 Kevin Hart tried to fight a kid lol....They always say momma remember you said .. Do you have homework? Let me see ya backpack... Thanks I have no kids but I still enjoyed it...
@bjay1922
@bjay1922 8 лет назад
Noooo crumbs baby ....none 😂😂👈
@QueenWright
@QueenWright 8 лет назад
OK HELLO! Speak on it girl speak. OMG the snacks though right oh & it seems like they got that supersonic hearing when it comes to snacks, but nobody heard me say go the hell to bed? Ohhhh we can't have nothing....& the bathroom privacy HA in who's dream? My son will come in when I'm using the bathroom & have a whole conversation about his day like we sitting at the kitchen table. Oh, Oh but open the door on him he's like but mooom I'm in here! I'm trying to take a shower! LOL! My husband hasn't learned yet to eat his food on the way home. So he comes in with a big azz Carl's Jr burger hadn't even taking a bite out of it. My 9 year old says "Can I have a bite of your burger I never had that one before". He makes the mistake of handing the kidd the burger & then he goes to the kitchen sink washes his hands, & puts his beer in the fridge, by the time he came back to the table girl that burger was gone! Oh I must've almost fell outta my wheelchair laughing at him fuss over that burger! Oh & my son is just looking at him wiping his mouth talking bout "Oh you wanted that back?" Happy Mother's Day to you too love!
@TheVsaunders09
@TheVsaunders09 5 лет назад
Children have no boundaries on your privacy 🤣🤣
@qbackus
@qbackus 8 лет назад
lol that was EVERYTHING all in 1! I laughed so hard, but thank you also for the kind words at the end
@tiffanifarrington4039
@tiffanifarrington4039 5 лет назад
“I’m gonna fight a kid!” 😂😂😂 I feel that
@yeseniadarby4003
@yeseniadarby4003 5 лет назад
Happy Mother's day Everyday ladies!!!💐💐💐 it's a beautiful sunny day I went to get a manicure after I dropped my younger son off to school now I'm waiting on the bench eating my snack and school lets out in a little over an hour...on my day off... working on the me time thing😓😂😂😂
@boomboom6577
@boomboom6577 5 лет назад
Your makeup is gorgeous
@mrslaharris7128
@mrslaharris7128 5 лет назад
All so true..love u ej..u on POINT..but wait til they teenagers..they worst but i love being a Mom...
@brownsugababe1070
@brownsugababe1070 8 лет назад
I Love Love LOVE this video!! You are truly a blessing, EJSPEAKS!! Thank you for my daily dose of SISTERWIT! Happy Mother's Day to you!
@StayShay4life
@StayShay4life 8 лет назад
"8 & up. . .I got to have you" 😂😂
@prettibone339
@prettibone339 4 года назад
OMG!!!! I don't know how you ended up in my recommendation.... but I am not disappointed.... girl.... I needed this in my life..... the very first one about the snacks, had me laughing so hard, I was crying 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣....
@prettibone339
@prettibone339 4 года назад
It literally took me a whole 23 minutes to watch this video.... 😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😂
@yolandasalone7949
@yolandasalone7949 5 лет назад
Yessss....Lol I took my birth control pill every day after my son....Lol. ...so yes mother hood has taught me a lot
@belo621
@belo621 5 лет назад
LOL! The most dangerous person in the world is a PARENT (MOMMA AND/OR DADDY) who cares. Someone touching your child, you already know you are going to gone for awhile. You got that right 🤣🤣👍
@christinekatusiime7325
@christinekatusiime7325 5 лет назад
Motherhood taught me to take your birth control pill...😂
@southpaw8276
@southpaw8276 8 лет назад
All I can say is #truth. 👏👏👍👍👌👌
@patriciabusch4599
@patriciabusch4599 5 лет назад
Lmao!!! Lawd this is so the absolute truth!! "I will fight a kid" 😂😂🤣🤣
@lastchance1101
@lastchance1101 5 лет назад
I love you so much because i can see what my parents think and feel from their part. Its usually teens talking talking about how they feel about their parents its a breath of freshair to watch you vedios❤❤
@sashaxo4021
@sashaxo4021 7 лет назад
🙌 I am my kids squad. 💯
@fluffyyork6911
@fluffyyork6911 8 лет назад
Listen EJ I am really going to have to listen to you at a different time of day. I am going to be called a bad mother for laughing and waking baby up! You so funny and now I am going to put you on the naughty step for this. You are also inconsiderate to those who live on a different continent whose babies sleep through the night and mother is wondering what do I do now. I just cry with laughter. Beautiful message at the end.
@freelance4132
@freelance4132 4 года назад
Hair & makeup is ONNNNNN 💪🏽🤞🏽
@VintageBeautie
@VintageBeautie 5 лет назад
Preach momma! I feel ya😭🤣😭🤣😭
@terrimichelle9282
@terrimichelle9282 8 лет назад
Everything is so true! My son's only too but I've experienced it all lol
@Whey2lovely
@Whey2lovely 4 года назад
Motherhood Taught Me: 31years later....that....not only were they listening but they were taking notes 📝 lololol....the things they recall 😆
@tllymchll7474
@tllymchll7474 8 лет назад
I ain't gonna lie, my kids know I don't play when it comes to my Snickers and Reeses pieces. I will eat them peacefully on the porch. Children are funny, they will bother you with questions while you're in the bathroom, but chile, when they're in the bathroom, they straight kick me out! oh really!
@adorahowell7223
@adorahowell7223 4 года назад
Thanks for shouting out women struggling with infertility. I appreciated that so much
@Nina-tt1nv
@Nina-tt1nv 3 года назад
This should be a commercial. Watching this in 2021🤣.
@yeseniadarby4003
@yeseniadarby4003 5 лет назад
The bathroom part TRUTH including the dads... they don't want to talk any other time, snack part TRUTH they have super senses when it comes to that. Fight the kid part TRUTH a lil girl cussed my son and the rest of the kinder/1st grade class out this morning SMH we are completing 1st week of school today😰
@traceylennon1204
@traceylennon1204 3 года назад
Why does your 3 year old have a sew-in..hmmm HMMM?? 😂🤣😂🤣
@ThePackQueen
@ThePackQueen 8 лет назад
😂😭truth
@ToshaSmith39YumYum
@ToshaSmith39YumYum 6 лет назад
Click-Clack! Lock the Door. 👏👏👍👍
@orealdenney
@orealdenney 5 лет назад
Facts !!!!
@123mizmonica
@123mizmonica 8 лет назад
This made my day. :)
@B4dawnzen
@B4dawnzen 8 лет назад
Sharing everywhere! Enjoy your day, everyday!
@01BadAzzGoddess
@01BadAzzGoddess 5 лет назад
Me time LMAO. Ain't no such thing.
@toniehgorgla9329
@toniehgorgla9329 5 лет назад
I know her kids are soo adorable.
@glamsaucy
@glamsaucy 8 лет назад
LOL. I say almost the same thing about homework. Happy Mother's Day.
@kenyagirl2009
@kenyagirl2009 8 лет назад
same time every day i need to get on that since i ain't got no kids yeet
@tweetybird7645
@tweetybird7645 5 лет назад
🤣💯💯💯💯
@Godowned
@Godowned 8 лет назад
HHHOOOOLLLLEEERRRRINGGG!!
@dorrianwes
@dorrianwes 6 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dorrianwes
@dorrianwes 6 лет назад
You ain't lying girl I have toliet theater ERRRRRday
@TheJamandberries
@TheJamandberries 5 лет назад
I try and eat my food before pick my kids up but they always smell the onions on the burger and ask me where they food is
@yolandawilson6619
@yolandawilson6619 5 лет назад
Me too!
@sos3241
@sos3241 5 лет назад
Try gum & air freshener.
@sabrinak2050
@sabrinak2050 5 лет назад
I like u 😊😊😊😊 U go girl.....
@MissExclusive4
@MissExclusive4 8 лет назад
that's so true. omg yess to me time and the truth and the funny parts too
@KTB79
@KTB79 8 лет назад
You betta know that I'm my kids squad!! All of this is so true. I should be a stick figure by now since I can NEVER have food to myself. And forget about the nice relaxing bubble baths because my daughter likes to come in and talk. Lol
@MsFree2u
@MsFree2u 8 лет назад
Lol I love this video girl. Yesssss Motherhood speak about it!!! I wouldn't trade it for the world. Happy early Mother's day😘
@MonieVB
@MonieVB 8 лет назад
This video was such a treat. Happy Mother's Day to you!
@Face2fayce
@Face2fayce 8 лет назад
Thank you! This made my day!
@UnwillingVegan
@UnwillingVegan 8 лет назад
lol, omg true all of it.
@backyardgardenjourney3461
@backyardgardenjourney3461 4 года назад
Yesssss😂😂
@mrobi6197
@mrobi6197 4 года назад
I have to eat my snacks after their bedtime....with snacks opened in the closet....with my room door closed...prison for moms!!!
@NaturallyNerdeeNicol
@NaturallyNerdeeNicol 5 лет назад
True, true, and true.
@nicolewishom2328
@nicolewishom2328 5 лет назад
To Funny But True😂😂😂😂😂
@tmswet
@tmswet 8 лет назад
😂😂😂😂 love this!!!!
@mizzlackey
@mizzlackey 5 лет назад
Thank you love! We are gonna have to link up! I need some good laughter right now. This month, my mom will be gone a year. I’m just starting my page...it’s encouraging with a couple funnies. Check me out love! ❤️❤️
@YONCE8701
@YONCE8701 5 лет назад
That hair had me distracted! STUNNING! Thanks 4the laugh
@qianatierra
@qianatierra 5 лет назад
Same!!!! & her make is on point!!!
@sonyamartin6226
@sonyamartin6226 4 года назад
Giiirrrllllmaolol YEESSS BABAAYA BEING MAMA..DEDINITLY TAUGHT me how to watch wat I say round them chirren ..HELL TO RHE NO..I don't say NUTN ..IN FRONT OF MINES IM TELLING U..AND when WHEN I DO..IF U ASK..ME BOUT MY ..BUSINESS..U BETTER HIDE YA FACE IA ALL IM SAYIN OK!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣CU DONT U ASSSKK ..MEEE..BOUT MY BISNEZZZ OKAY!!
@ArikatB
@ArikatB 8 лет назад
i just tagged my mom in this lol.
@brittanymurphy6198
@brittanymurphy6198 4 года назад
I had my first child at 29 years old. I love my son so deeply. I wish my mom was here to meet little man. I appreciate this video. Thank you. I cried lol I was trying to be strong. Beautiful video!
@queenk903ify
@queenk903ify 8 лет назад
you're such a lovely person! I love your videos!
@LesDeux_StylismePrive
@LesDeux_StylismePrive 3 года назад
Its incredibly kind when you send light and love to those departed.. gurl u beautiful inside and out :)
@briellemiles2108
@briellemiles2108 7 лет назад
that was the best inspirational video I have ever seen.. NEW SUBSRIBER FOR SURE!! You have a wonderful personality.. I'm so happy I found your channel. be blessed😙😙
@tabbiprioleau9540
@tabbiprioleau9540 4 года назад
Every time I go to my mom's house I go straight to her bed and grab her blanket. Best sleep ever!
@Drfeelinu
@Drfeelinu 6 лет назад
Lmao when you said commode
@BrittBratDiva
@BrittBratDiva 3 года назад
Now that I am mom. One is enough. I love my son and he needs to know what I am doing at all times. 2 year old. You would think he was 40 lol 😂😂😂
@praiselove8471
@praiselove8471 8 лет назад
this is a funny and beautiful video
@sharit5578
@sharit5578 5 лет назад
💜🖤💜
@savtelly3817
@savtelly3817 8 лет назад
Thanks for the message at the end. Happy Mother's Day.
@Cocacabanabudgets
@Cocacabanabudgets 4 года назад
🤣
@msgeorgiaannettefranklin5493
@msgeorgiaannettefranklin5493 4 года назад
😭❤🤣⚘
@amyclark5044
@amyclark5044 8 лет назад
Happy Mother's Day EJ!!!
@letitrejo9332
@letitrejo9332 5 лет назад
Aww thank you for including us childless woman. I love watching videos on parenting and motherhood and am praying to be blessed with children of my own.🙏🏼🙏🏼
@kymeishgaston7799
@kymeishgaston7799 8 лет назад
thruth. funny and beautiful.
@candicelovely9362
@candicelovely9362 8 лет назад
Happy Mother's Day to you to Ejay
@vanessawhetstone4251
@vanessawhetstone4251 3 года назад
She is so bomb. She put a smile on my face everytime 😊
@honeysucklejade2983
@honeysucklejade2983 8 лет назад
I love your vids your so funny and pretty
@dorothyspage
@dorothyspage 8 лет назад
you are hilarious!
@tonda2.039
@tonda2.039 8 лет назад
Love it!
@kenyettaroberts9281
@kenyettaroberts9281 8 лет назад
love it!!! 😂😂😂
@teedegree728
@teedegree728 4 года назад
I will fight a kid!!!!! I will!!!
@naikiagreen6409
@naikiagreen6409 8 лет назад
😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁
@glendawindham8615
@glendawindham8615 8 лет назад
Happy Mother's Day
@MZIENI
@MZIENI 8 лет назад
❤❤❤
@latishawise5450
@latishawise5450 8 лет назад
Hilarious
@junegrasty4311
@junegrasty4311 2 года назад
Me too,🙄
@dorisk.4282
@dorisk.4282 3 года назад
👍🏾👍🏾😆
@cicelyodom
@cicelyodom 8 лет назад
Life given!!! Funny & honest!!!
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