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Mr Show - I'll Marry Your Stupid Ass 

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From Season 4.

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@myshkin89
@myshkin89 4 года назад
The part at the end where Odenkirk says "Hey bartender...oh...My life" raises this sketch to level of brilliance. I laughed my ass off at that part.
@deesnutz42069
@deesnutz42069 3 года назад
I've been watching mr show for 20 years at this point, still cracks me up every time I see it. Just 100% pushes the sketch over the edge from really funny, to outstanding.
@Lylelanley99
@Lylelanley99 3 года назад
Probably wasted the rest of his life spreading mustand and mayo from two different jars.
@silmaril9621
@silmaril9621 3 года назад
@@Lylelanley99 Mmmm, mom you used separate jars for mustard and mayonnaise.
@Mechadondada
@Mechadondada 3 года назад
@@Lylelanley99 Are you a 2 jar slave?
@Lylelanley99
@Lylelanley99 3 года назад
@@Mechadondada Spreading my life thin.
@blueelectricsmoke
@blueelectricsmoke 9 лет назад
Bob's angry mowing will never not make me smile.
@32alltheway
@32alltheway 8 лет назад
Every time I see the angry mowing I howl.
@tommarsh9180
@tommarsh9180 7 лет назад
Its so hot my mustache wont stay glued on when I have to angrily mow the lawn.
@picaqasag
@picaqasag 4 года назад
he is the god of comedy!!
@tonyjurkas2791
@tonyjurkas2791 3 года назад
His crying face too
@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants
@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants 2 года назад
Readin' don't never not done nothing for not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason not never. And by God they never not ain't gonna will!
@dww2002
@dww2002 7 лет назад
Apart from the funny premise and execution, that simple "My life!" at the end makes me think of this sketch as kind of a profound statement on wasting one's life. It's easy to get carried away with anger and ego only to look back and realize you've accomplished nothing.
@Thaligamathor
@Thaligamathor 7 лет назад
the words in my brain in text. saved me the trouble, ty lol
@Rolyatthegoon78
@Rolyatthegoon78 7 лет назад
dww2002 perfectly said my friend
@davidharter9417
@davidharter9417 7 лет назад
Or worse yet, accomplished something that you didn't really want.
@v-town1980
@v-town1980 6 лет назад
dww2002 please don't turn a Mr. Show sketch into a Hallmark card.
@TheBlarggle
@TheBlarggle 6 лет назад
They weren't turning it into a "hallmark card", it's a deep thought about the focus of one's life and choices made that are the foundation of using something as petty and ultimately meaningless as anger will give you.
@frankgarrett9500
@frankgarrett9500 6 лет назад
Now this is a real marriage.
@thegreathawk2244
@thegreathawk2244 5 лет назад
Stupid bastard you, I get tired of listenin' to you...
@thegreathawk2244
@thegreathawk2244 5 лет назад
You know what, actually, fuck you. Making fun of that Progeria kid like that. Grow the fuck up, douchebag.
@MyNameIsBucket
@MyNameIsBucket 8 месяцев назад
the last line is the realest part
@NapalmWeed
@NapalmWeed 3 года назад
This sketch has a hilarious premise, but that ending is existentially heavy shit.
@somecitrus7561
@somecitrus7561 2 года назад
YOU'RE da heavy shit.
@ExpressionsofAwakening
@ExpressionsofAwakening 2 года назад
Yeah I have never seen comedy like this.
@timshipp1145
@timshipp1145 2 года назад
Agreed.👍
@sammosaurusrex
@sammosaurusrex 2 года назад
The part where David almost decides to start something with another man at a bar, but decides not to at the last minute and walks away always kills me. Gold
@flavoredwallpaper
@flavoredwallpaper Год назад
It's a brilliant joke. He was so close to infidelity, but he managed to stay strong!
@TXDogg83
@TXDogg83 8 лет назад
i love how bobs all mowing the lawn all angrily
@32alltheway
@32alltheway 8 лет назад
The angry lawn mowing cheers me up every time!!
@BasqueNYC
@BasqueNYC 7 лет назад
Acid Icarus "I ain't goin nowhere!!"
@MrTommYYZ
@MrTommYYZ 14 лет назад
Isn't it great how they always have the sleeves cut off? So funny.
@kev3d
@kev3d 2 года назад
I love that the Boston Southie girlfriends went to the wedding anyway. Big hearts.
@froggyplatypus
@froggyplatypus Год назад
Fackin' guys.
@ianobrien3248
@ianobrien3248 9 месяцев назад
Karen Kilgariff of "My Favorite Murder" podcast fame lol
@thereagauze
@thereagauze 2 месяца назад
I thought this was Philly tbh
@daviddemaria3982
@daviddemaria3982 12 дней назад
​@@thereagauzeOdenkirk is doing Chicago
@Jurkass2
@Jurkass2 12 лет назад
The way the blonde says facking guys is magical.
@permanentmigraine
@permanentmigraine 2 года назад
This is actually a very accurate retelling of how Bob and David met
@birdlawco
@birdlawco Год назад
no I'm eating a sandwich
@the.robertshow
@the.robertshow Год назад
@@birdlawco "I blame the sandwich."
@nickv1212
@nickv1212 Год назад
They weren't nearly as jacked as they were in this sketch though.
@cammameil
@cammameil 8 лет назад
My wife and I quote this to each other all the time. You would be surprised at how well it defuses tension by letting the other person know, without condescending to them, that your heart isn't really in the argument at hand, and that you are willing to at least try something, even if you don't agree with it, and let the results speak for themselves.
@m1l3s27
@m1l3s27 8 лет назад
(:
@pharmtek
@pharmtek 7 лет назад
oh yea, chicken shit?
@Distorteddesignshop
@Distorteddesignshop 7 лет назад
I am 100% going to do that
@orangepinecan
@orangepinecan 6 лет назад
cammameil zzzzzzzz
@GoodOne917
@GoodOne917 6 лет назад
You guys make marriage seem kinda cool. I hope y'all last.
@NerdAlert78
@NerdAlert78 14 лет назад
I love how Bob's father is younger than him lol.
@Peremptor
@Peremptor Год назад
I think that was just 2 friends that came over because they show two old couples as their parents at the wedding honestly I got confused too at first.
@Peremptor
@Peremptor Год назад
Oh cool I replied 13 years later hope you're still around Tom :D
@NerdAlert78
@NerdAlert78 Год назад
@@Peremptor I am! I remember this. Your reply does make more sense too lol. Did you know that one of the actors on this show was part of the Capital Insurrection? I can't remember his name but he was the tall guy with short hair. He was the one who climbed mt Everest in that sketch.
@DonkeyBoyVids
@DonkeyBoyVids Год назад
​@@NerdAlert78 Jay Johnston lol yeah. Wild
@NerdAlert78
@NerdAlert78 Год назад
@@DonkeyBoyVids I was also a big Saul Goodman fan too. Vince Gilligan said on his podcast that he was a fan of Mr. Show and that he needed Bob to play that part. After having success with that casting he started hiring more comedians like Lavell Crawford and Bill Burr. It was good morale on the set as well getting like a free comedy show during breaks.
@FlyingOverTr0ut
@FlyingOverTr0ut 8 месяцев назад
That "Here's your fuckin' lemonade, asshole!" has been making me laugh for 18 years since I first saw this sketch.
@wickedfeylady
@wickedfeylady 13 лет назад
They're kind of a cute couple in their own way
@VonCouch
@VonCouch 11 лет назад
My favorite part of this whole thing is the Angry Lawn Mowing
@johnnycats5157
@johnnycats5157 2 года назад
This whole skit is a 4 minute setup to the most brilliant punchline ever
@frempy4426
@frempy4426 Год назад
This sketch is weirdly wholesome... ... Until the ending. And then it's terrifying.
@vasectomyfail442
@vasectomyfail442 2 года назад
This is one of the greatest concepts in comedic history. It’s almost like a twilight zone episode.
@Plathismo
@Plathismo Год назад
Still a better love story than Twilight...zone.
@than217
@than217 10 лет назад
3:57 how you feel after having a long online fight with a 14 year old online.
@bernielomax4190
@bernielomax4190 8 лет назад
An online fight online?
@FingerinUrDaughter
@FingerinUrDaughter 2 года назад
so...how im supposed to feel every day?
@Peremptor
@Peremptor Год назад
Haha I know I've been on the wrong end of that one brother!
@Haskin225
@Haskin225 11 лет назад
A more stable relationship then most families in American today
@bloodwrage
@bloodwrage 4 года назад
*than
@TotalAmateurMusician
@TotalAmateurMusician 3 года назад
*than Pinche pendejo
@Wetknees
@Wetknees 2 года назад
I mean…the fact that not a SINGLE person actually got hit. Is this sci-fi?
@asecretone
@asecretone Год назад
Love that both sets of parents are super psyched
@DemonWarp65
@DemonWarp65 8 лет назад
RU-vid Comments: The Movie.
@ChriselectricG
@ChriselectricG 6 лет назад
RU-vid comments: the movie: the ride!
@pittland44
@pittland44 5 лет назад
But who greenlit "Coupon: The Movie."
@DemonWarp65
@DemonWarp65 4 месяца назад
@@ChriselectricG You will never be wetter!!
@dansweeney4497
@dansweeney4497 9 лет назад
The nurse at the end is Flo from the progressive ads. Her agent (manager? I forget) is Bob's wife.
@PIXPromosMore
@PIXPromosMore 8 лет назад
She's at the beginning too as the waitress.
@Distorteddesignshop
@Distorteddesignshop 7 лет назад
Flo's hot
@killerskillet
@killerskillet 7 лет назад
That chick has some serious DSL going on.
@MrGordonGartrelle
@MrGordonGartrelle 6 лет назад
Also on Mad Men
@v-town1980
@v-town1980 6 лет назад
Soulvei blah, no she isn't.
@jademarianna8615
@jademarianna8615 3 года назад
Bob’s sleeveless old man sweater in the end 🤣👏🏼
@theredheadsaidNYC
@theredheadsaidNYC 11 месяцев назад
OMG I never notice that LOL
@embercoral
@embercoral 11 лет назад
This is why I can't take love-hate relationships of any kind seriously.
@KrisKV.O
@KrisKV.O 5 лет назад
One of the greatest sketches ever. This and story of Everest
@markwyman6753
@markwyman6753 2 года назад
The Story of Everest is so damn good
@joeking5679
@joeking5679 2 года назад
@@markwyman6753 it's the story of the story of everest actually
@larrycarpenter9854
@larrycarpenter9854 10 лет назад
Chickenshit............come back.... LOL
@morganross6399
@morganross6399 3 года назад
And more than 2 decades later, Bob is an action star!
@stanleymasterson1135
@stanleymasterson1135 Год назад
Drama, not action
@birdlawco
@birdlawco Год назад
@@stanleymasterson1135 watch Nobody (2021)
@tvaddict6623
@tvaddict6623 Год назад
@@birdlawco gawd I love that movie
@numinous2506
@numinous2506 2 года назад
I took this comedy for granted when I was younger.
@Peremptor
@Peremptor Год назад
We didn't know we had it so good haha.
@theonewithatie
@theonewithatie 6 лет назад
this is masc4masc culture
@chevychaser
@chevychaser 4 года назад
The way David Cross breaks down and cries is always hilarious!
@daveidmarx8296
@daveidmarx8296 2 года назад
"Chicken shit... COME BACK!!!"
@GlennDavey
@GlennDavey 2 года назад
"Oh... my life!" is so existential
@mikemc17
@mikemc17 15 лет назад
I love at the end when he snaps out of it and utters, 'Oh, my life' Hilarious
@ahcapella
@ahcapella 16 лет назад
I love this sketch. I love the way Bob Odenkirk mowes the lawn ANGRILY at 1:19! Bahahaha! It's a pity they weren't able to work the version of the song "Walk through the garden of hate with me, eat rotten fruit from a shitty tree" (that Bob Odenkirk sang in a Tiny Tim-like falsetto) into the sketch. It's included on the DVDs.
@desktorp
@desktorp 2 года назад
I like that this comment is so old, it predates timestamps
@JokersRWildStudios
@JokersRWildStudios 2 года назад
I wonder what Bob’s up to now.
@planescaped
@planescaped 2 года назад
@@desktorp When this comment was first posted one could find the entire Mr Show series up on youtube. I know that's where I first saw it and a lot of shows back in the day. :P
@okaminess
@okaminess 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@okaminess
@okaminess 2 года назад
The update that included the time stamps is probably just a few years’ worth of Patch Tuesdays back.
@birdlawco
@birdlawco Год назад
their marriage is actually so wholesome to me
@ArachnoPyro
@ArachnoPyro 2 года назад
The hate sex gotta be intense
@KusaneHexaku
@KusaneHexaku Год назад
😳😳
@Arcades01
@Arcades01 16 лет назад
Lol the best part is the parrents all happy at the wedding.
@TheRidRichard
@TheRidRichard 7 лет назад
I think this sketch has a profound message, basically "don't waste your life fighting"
@hannibalburgers477
@hannibalburgers477 2 года назад
Stf ü chicken sh t
@aerozub
@aerozub 2 года назад
You'd think that, but they did waste it on nothing but fighting, and look what a life that was!
@NoahStolee
@NoahStolee Год назад
@@aerozub makes me wanna go start something right now :,)
@fuzzyzombielove
@fuzzyzombielove 8 лет назад
Imagine your OTP...
@jerksworthjerkington
@jerksworthjerkington 5 лет назад
"my life!" is my favourite punchline
@markwyman6753
@markwyman6753 2 года назад
People who never watched Mr Show back in the day sounding so surprised now upon learning that Bob is indeed an actor par excellence ~
@ExpressionsofAwakening
@ExpressionsofAwakening 2 года назад
Moral of the story: you can get so caught up in ego and being right that you lose time. In this case a lot of time lol...then again you can gain love without realizing it too.
@jinxthatsme2317
@jinxthatsme2317 2 года назад
That’s some mature junk right there. Lol.
@sstaners1234
@sstaners1234 2 года назад
“Fackin’ guys.”
@danimoor8282
@danimoor8282 5 лет назад
Greatest love story of our time
@CounterNerd
@CounterNerd 11 лет назад
Still a happier marriage than the average one.
@ly0n3ss
@ly0n3ss Год назад
Love that they cut off the sleeves of their wedding suits
@BasqueNYC
@BasqueNYC 7 лет назад
Fighting in their sleep lol
@fingers78
@fingers78 9 лет назад
My life...
@necronomitom
@necronomitom 3 года назад
Rare 90's Flo from progressive as the nurse in the end
@GabeIsko
@GabeIsko 9 лет назад
One of my favorites from mr. show.
@bottekott
@bottekott 11 лет назад
Sometimes when i mow the lawn I do it like Bob for a couple of seconds. Also, lol @ Bob afraid to get hit at 1:38. Never noticed it before!
@R_Vanadis
@R_Vanadis 6 лет назад
When two guys are a couple like real men.
@tarrasque419
@tarrasque419 8 лет назад
I have absolutely NO DOUBT that the writers of Key and Peele are fans of Mr Show. I think any writers on an edgy comedy show around 2013-ish would be.That they would lift this bit and just change the premise slightly is really shitty. Can't believe I just now found this.
@ShaiGuyz
@ShaiGuyz 8 лет назад
+Jimmy Jamestown Massacre Key and Peele ripped off Mr Show? what sketch is that? :0
@Skndtroy
@Skndtroy 7 лет назад
Crips and Bloods get married
@AgingPunk
@AgingPunk 6 лет назад
I’d say they also ripped it off for the boxing sketch.
@TheGreatsagegoku
@TheGreatsagegoku 6 лет назад
Honestly, who cares? The joke is basically the same, but it's got different furniture. It's their own version. Shit man, why can't people just have two different versions of the same sketch, like a song cover? People who know will always give big props to mr. Show for doing it first but in the end everything is derivative and inspired by something else, so try to just relax and have a laugh.
@aptaylor75
@aptaylor75 5 лет назад
@@TheGreatsagegoku Exactly. Mitchell and Webb also did a British version of this where an aristocrat mistakenly believes his valet is a romantic partner because of the years of dedicated service and personal attention. It's very British, and completely hilarious. Nothing wrong with giving homage to the greats and Cross and Odenkirk are all time comedy greats.
@kolpik3708
@kolpik3708 9 месяцев назад
1: Never go to bed angry. 2: Never drive angry. 3: Never mow angry.
@eva091
@eva091 Год назад
"...my life..."
@Draciosama
@Draciosama 10 лет назад
still a better love story than twilight
@than217
@than217 15 лет назад
"... my life..." hahaha best line ever
@kevinmcdonald6477
@kevinmcdonald6477 3 года назад
I love that line! LMAO....reality finally set in. Haha
@embercoral
@embercoral 11 лет назад
Still a better love story than Twilight.
@markwyman6753
@markwyman6753 2 года назад
What a great time capsule~ I remember when that comeback was hot for a few months back when y'all watched Twilight.
@alexhardie6896
@alexhardie6896 2 года назад
The sleep fighting really makes it happen for me
@cariboocustomwoodworks6528
@cariboocustomwoodworks6528 Год назад
I love that even their old man sweaters have the sleeves cut off.
@fuggybootnling
@fuggybootnling 17 лет назад
I keep running into 20 something people who adore Arrested Development but don't know about Mr. Show. They have a whole world of some of the most brilliant sketch comedy in history waiting for them out there.
@kevinmcdonald6477
@kevinmcdonald6477 3 года назад
I agree with several others. " My life " is a perfect ending for this sketch! LMAO
@carbilicon
@carbilicon 11 месяцев назад
The little train under the Christmas tree... gets me every time.
@green8026
@green8026 3 года назад
This show deserved syndication. Mr show is hilarioussss
@MyPhobo
@MyPhobo 2 года назад
"how did you guys meet" "well, we were at a British themed bar, you know a REAL shithole when we bumped into each other..."
@Mat-fw1ky
@Mat-fw1ky 2 года назад
It should have said "Home Sweet Fucking Home" on the wall frame.
@amberleane7243
@amberleane7243 5 лет назад
This was so ahead of it's time i love it
@itzel6698
@itzel6698 Год назад
2:16 "chicken shit come back!" Got a good laugh out of me
@kylereinhard1
@kylereinhard1 16 лет назад
Every Mr. Show sketch I see is more brilliant than the last. I can't wait to get the boxed set.
@AAA-qm9km
@AAA-qm9km 2 года назад
Did you ever get the box set?
@kylereinhard981
@kylereinhard981 2 года назад
@@AAA-qm9km thank you so much for asking. In fact I did get it! Genuinely impossible to overstate how big of an impact it had on me
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад
@@kylereinhard981 I just ordered mine
@87dramarama
@87dramarama 10 месяцев назад
u should check out their sketch making fun of boxed sets
@Aeshir2
@Aeshir2 11 лет назад
THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF SAD
@IvanStrelnikov
@IvanStrelnikov 15 лет назад
Most Mr. Show skits are really more suited to be called 'short films.' "Great Seeing You Again Guy" actually started as one, and the last skit of the first episode, Ronnie Dobbs, literally was a short film.
@steelgunsuit
@steelgunsuit 10 месяцев назад
love is fleeting, but hate is forever.
@redisnotblue
@redisnotblue 8 лет назад
I don't know how they managed to capture heterosexual relationships without the sex but hey...I love being proven wrong.
@wabbajocky8235
@wabbajocky8235 Год назад
heteroual relationships?
@devitorules
@devitorules 3 года назад
The acting in this is amazing
@joeyvader
@joeyvader 11 лет назад
'Chicken Shit!!! Come back!!!!' Man these guys were a riot!!
@Ghoopty
@Ghoopty 12 лет назад
I LOVE the way he mows the lawn!! "Fuckin' lemonade asshole."
@misstwojoints
@misstwojoints Год назад
I’ve always been a big fan of both of them. Loved David Cross in Run Ronnie Run too. This skit was great.❤
@Chankeypathak
@Chankeypathak 2 года назад
Thanks for sharing this. Now I gotta watch the whole show.
@michaelparylak5649
@michaelparylak5649 2 года назад
How the hell did I never know about this show 🤣🤣😂🤣😂😁 "Bartender, Oh my life"😂🤣😂🤣😂😁
@the_singular_smith
@the_singular_smith 2 года назад
Damn Key and Peele basically copied this whole bit with the two gangsters growing old together.
@Gorbgorbenson
@Gorbgorbenson 7 лет назад
"Oh... My life..."
@Scyber_Official
@Scyber_Official 5 лет назад
Ian and Mickey from Shameless.
@Pyrethryn
@Pyrethryn 16 лет назад
"Or untill one of us dies!"
@joshacollins84
@joshacollins84 2 года назад
Whoa! That ending kind of hit me in the brain. What am I wasting my time on while life is passing me by? Wait! No, wait, I remember what I am wasting my time on. Never mind. I'm a loser.
@32alltheway
@32alltheway 25 дней назад
Doing the "angry lawn mowing" bit never fails to make the neighbors and the gf laugh...
@codymorse2484
@codymorse2484 4 года назад
I love that they order a sidecar and a daiquiri at a dive bar.
@DentyOne
@DentyOne 2 года назад
A searing commentary on the neurological effects of wearing torn sleeve shirts.
@NapalmWeed
@NapalmWeed 3 года назад
Just noticed Dave bumped into Josh Fenderman at the bar haha.
@davidlee4903
@davidlee4903 3 года назад
B.J. Porter!!!!!!
@wolfinthesuit
@wolfinthesuit Год назад
Saul in disguise
@Spyscience
@Spyscience 14 лет назад
one of the best sketches!!!
@BarbadosBeerFestival
@BarbadosBeerFestival 2 года назад
Odenkirk looks like Chris Evans
@Kuupoju
@Kuupoju 10 лет назад
Fucken' gyes
@DelaErn
@DelaErn 12 лет назад
one of my favorite sketches
@amysacrifice
@amysacrifice 15 лет назад
My favorite skit from this season.
@mdash997
@mdash997 11 лет назад
"Bartender....[looks around for five seconds with increasing incomprehension]...more life" ...sublime! In a way I can't quite understand, Bob Odenkirk reminds me of Montgomery Clift in this sketch.
@TheSanityX
@TheSanityX 10 лет назад
They should have ended the clip with those 2 girls standing there muttering "Boys".
@PoisonDartFiend
@PoisonDartFiend 4 года назад
@Brian Who's sam
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 года назад
*Fuckin' guys
@tmaz85
@tmaz85 12 лет назад
Holy shit that's hilarious. Almost nearly died laughing at the end.
@donthespotter6550
@donthespotter6550 2 года назад
The perfect relationship
@adib3859
@adib3859 3 года назад
Gracias señor algoritmo@@
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