MSSP - Bedtime Stories: The History Of Circumcision 

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Dang it peepop you spooky joker

I got circumcised at an age where I fully remember the anxiety of the doctor coming to our house the the scalpel cutting my skin, you literally feel it cutting in then you black out and then before u know it I’m playing with my trucks with my little pee pee out… also this was in Iraq

@@osamahashoor2548 I've heard this almost word for word twice this week. Is it common in the middle East?

@@thegarge7476 relative to the rest of the Middle East my parents are progressive (in the logical sense not this bastardized new meaning) all my siblings had it when the where infants cause were like Jews about that shit, but I was an exception for some reason, also was the second kid, which like fuck u mom and dad, but I cannot speak for saudis and Taliban types, there’s some weird fuckers

He’s so fuggin retarded I love him

He's not very bright but drugs probably can make you smarter in a roundabout way. If that's what it takes for mental stimulation anyway. Some people are too depressed and anxious to be casually amazed. Goddamn lol

And Shane is trying so hard to seem like this whole conversation isn't weird as hell. It's Freudian mumbo jumbo.

@@CJM-rg5rt I like more modern and refined medical mumbo jumbo where if you have a feeling they'll go ahead and remove the entire penis for you. I'm so glad we live in a time where we have all the answers and question nothing

​@@CJM-rg5rtok p po pop oki ok pop57o7😅77 on o phonograph kjo

😂😂😢😢

Director’s cut

The razors edge

Tip of the cap

Taking heads

The J's have a guy that applies good neck to the dong to promote healing.

So the Js do that and control the media at the same time? Good time management.

Heard they also use the power of the sun to cure ringworm

​@@SuspiciousGanymedeWith simultaneous wine mouthwash

I still apply wax to thicken my bird frrom time to time

you don't experience witt often, huh 😂

​​@@Taskforce1 yeah really, just work around and crew of guys in the labor world. Construction, Lawn Care, Pool Care , HVAC, Ive been around it all and the majority of us are crackin jokes every conversation without skipping a beat or ruining the flow. Shane's funny no doubt but his humor is on par for what I'm around all day. Now what separates Shane from Us is the skill to form and write actual jokes and go on stage and putting together 30 mins to an Hour of skilled joke writing where it all weaves in and out without really skipping a beat.

@@antonlifer4449 truest thing I’ve ever read

@@Taskforce1 If I didn't experience wit often how would I know to appreciate it? Shane is impressively quick witted whoever you are. Maybe alot of what he says is going over your head bud. Judging by your simple comment followed by your laughing emoji I'd assume you spend most your time at the kiddy table.

@@antonlifer4449 a lot of it is also in the restraint to filter out the bad jokes and only letting out the good ones

How on earth is it like that?

@@therainman7777the feeling of “Oh god, that happened to me…” Only legends get it

​@lindboknifetool9546 I heard Shane has a micropenis thats uncircumcised

​@@lindboknifeandtooland then push it down further and hope it stays down until you croak

It's quite natural to be triggered by the memories of being mutilated

I read this comment with just enough time to think to myself, I wonder how they get there…before hearing just this. Made me laugh so hard i cried

Easily one of the funniest podcast moments 😂

Hearing that reinforced my love of Matt

Proudly.

You should Mohawk it.

Thanks, mom and dad!

Hell yeah dude

One time I saw by Canadian friends, and it scared me. Is his dick chopped off? Is my dick huge? Either way I’m doing better than him. Little did I know I was chopped

Pics or it didn’t happen

I feel like more guys need to know chicks don't care as long as there's no herpe bumps, you're good!

I feel like more guys need to know chicks don't care as long as there's no herpe bumps, you're good!

same, my circ turned my dick into three different colors. tan shaft, then 2 inches of white below the head, pink head. I call it "neopolitan" then I cry

Haha mine didn’t my wiener is nicely cut has a nice trim

Another one I loved was on o and a with a retired male pornstar. They were all reviewing homemade stuff and one of the boys said "you're not reacting to the BJ at all. Like Superman getting blown."

This. No one wants to admit that they done something absolutely horrific to their kid.

Nor do they want to admit it was done to them

Imagine cutting 15 square inches off your sons dick because you’re a pussy who can’t admit they got cucked by the medical industry

Hard agree brother, it's a disgusting practice

My dad still won't say sorry

You’ll get over it lol. Don’t make yourself a victim

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Dude, trust me you don't want the choice. My parents didn't have me cut when I was a baby. When I was 18 I started having problems with it. My foreskin never came all the way back, and it hurt like hell to have sex. Needless to say... you do not want that shit done while you're an adult, and can remember the pain. They knock you out during the surgery, but the healing process is fucking hell😂

@@MilesWilliams88 Your donger genes being broken doesn’t mean we should preemptively cut all babies just in case.

@@MilesWilliams88 So cut every baby and sell the parts to cosmetic companies instead.

dauymn

You should feel ashamed tbh mutilating your child because...? You never thought about it before you decided to cut your child's penis?

That might actually be one of the reasons my dad did that also. Older brother is cut and I am un-cut. And as a 32 year old, I am still forever grateful to my dad for not getting me cut

Talk about being envious of your siblings...

Maybe it’s safer that way, by that time the bird and it’s hood should be separated enough. Still wouldn’t want to do it though. Let the dongs be

​@@Joppuman They stretch it out onto a tree stump and whack that shit off. Put some chewed guava leaf on that shit and kick it.

Korea and the Middle East also do it later in adolescence. Those males seem to have more allegiance to it because they're involved in the decision, but it's still sexual assault of a minor. A 14-year-old can't consent, especially when getting restrained on a table by family members.

I have a Filipino friend that’s from the Philippines and he said he didn’t get it until he was 13. He also got a botched thyroid surgery there that fucked up his growth.

@@TurdFerguson884 Nope. Him being filipino fucked up his growth

Barney too.

Yo that’s a sick premise, keep it up dawg

Holy fucking shit 😂

@@Trundle_TheGreat Thank you man, I've been enjoying it. Wrote jokes for legit 4-5 years before I tried an open mic this year. If any of you are on the fence of trying an open mic, go to a couple as an audience member, and it might give you the confidence.

​@TraGiiXzaze that is really awesome man. I hope you fucking kill it hard!!! What general city are you doing open mic in? (Just wondering) this kinda inspired me too go see open mics

@Barnaby Jones someone mad they can’t feel pleasure

Damn, I wonder how it feels to have parents not molest you. I'm sure it helped with trusting them later on.

Lol this is too good

Because it causes sexual dysfunction and infections because no parent wants to finger fuck their kids foreskin every time they need a bath

UDEN

Ever seen a mohel do one? They literally suck the blood off of the tip…. Baby's first BJ combined with some ancient J blood magic ritual ಥ_ಥ

Nice

Hmm... Everything checks out.. wait, what's this? This isn't the penis I gave him. Who is this? What's happening?

This just made me picture Saint Peter at the pearly gates with a magnifying glass making dudes drop trou for the ultimate and final penis inspection day

I had to have it done when I was 18 because my dad thought the same way when I was a baby😂 I can tell you it's better to get it over with when they're a baby, and not when they're an adult. The recovery was absolute hell. I had problems with mine though. I think that's pretty rare.

@@MilesWilliams88 More people have botched circumcisions than people have issues with their foreskin. Don’t cut your kids, it’s moronic.

​@@MilesWilliams88 I dunno man, I don't want my kid's first memories to include the most painful thing imaginable done to you

@@TozWozEar That's the point though. If they're a baby, they won't remember it.

@@MilesWilliams88 and they can't demand their foreskin back

Tell us how you became acquainted with both of their penises.

yeah, his wallet

​@@dre009Nope, they still sucker poor people with that shit, my family was borderline penniless when it happened and that fucking quack still talked my mom and dad into it.

How did you know lol

needed more flavour

😂

You sayin there’s something wrong wit nibblin on baby teenis?

@@philthh Not for gods chosen...

If cutting things off to keep them clean made any sense then we'd live in stainless steel boxes with no furniture, fingernails, or eyelids.

Wow, no I actually just have a circumcised dick and it's fine and it doesn't look weird. You and this guy clearly must have a weird dick, which is a bummer but it's not the case for everyone.

Chill bro.

Well current procedure’s definitely do not stop men from reproducing, as 81% of aged 14-50 males in the US are cut. Foreskin can cause problems, such as a higher risk of UTI and cancer. Many teen boys have to get circumcised later in life because foreskin can block the urethra if it’s too long, even while erect.

@@lileighth Sounds like you're coming to grips with your trauma. It's okay, we were all mutilated. Just don't let anyone do it to your boys.

It's a racket. Another bill to add to the childbirth and scan costs....

Yeah the idea that you’re basically molested as an infant to get a cosmetic surgery you didn’t even want makes sick and my kid won’t be Circumcised like me.

Weirdest thing is a lot of mothers are super ok with it with NO Evidence of this "procedure" doing anything good at all. This is going to be considered barbaric in 15-20 years

​@@griffin.xxxxxx yep. Ive only had a daughter but if I ever have a son, the circumcision line in my family will end with me.

Not the only western country if you count Israel (basically Europeans), Korea (basically America of the Far East), and the Phillipines (another America of the Far East). Australia, Canada, and South Africa also still have galling rates. It is almost 0% in a sane society where the outliers are tried in court for sexual assault and malpractice.

Same😂 Had that shit done when I was 18 unfortunately.

@@MilesWilliams88 wtf why??

@@asap5629 My dad talked my mom out of it when I was a baby. He wasn't when he was a baby. I started having problems from it when I was a teen. My foreskin never went back, and it started to hurt when I had sex. I had to either get it done, or feel pain during sex for the rest of my life.

@@MilesWilliams88 roblox sound: 𝙤𝙤𝙛

@@asap5629 Yeah, I don't recommend it.

Probably has something to do with an aversion to mixing knives and genitals...

@@bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068 but if they weren't circumcised, why do they care so much? It didn't happen to them lol dudes who got the snip could care less haha

@@Danno_87 I’m circumcised and I think it’s wrong. I feel like circumcised guys get super defensive about this discussion because nobody wants to admit something wrong was done to them. At least that’s what I was like before I allowed myself to really think about it.

@@dnarbredlih well clearly you're defensive of it lol.

@@Danno_87 I don't think you get what being defensive means man. Hope you get things figured out 👍

Do you have any studies that back that first sentence up?

@@ALswampfoxeven if there is no science paper written by fauci to back it up, use common fucking sense moron

lol coming in hot with the Jew hatred. You people are hilarious. If you find yourself being “so ready to blame” something on some particular group, it’s time for some introspection on your biases.

​@@therainman7777 It sounds like he did challenge his preconceived notion and admitted his assumption was in fact wrong though

@@therainman7777lol you clown did you read what he even said? Your reading comprehension is terrible

don't quit your day job bro

Typical not funny aussy

@@OhHeBustinIt was actually pretty funny

Your local rabbi may have it in his collection

The foreskin of a newborn baby (in other countries at least) is used for skin cream that runs for 10's of thousands of dollars a bottle. Sandra Bullock and Ellen talked about it openly on her show. Of course, the unwilling donors don't see a dime.

Ew dude

Anteater detected

@@whisperingeye4968 loud and proud, brother

@@whisperingeye4968bro u got a mutilated dick and ur tryina make fun of some pure dicked dude? 😂😂😂 pathetic

Scouting hard or hardly scouting?

Lmfao, I know a kid who got bullied into getting cut.😂😂😂

Uncut duck forever.

@@kelseychristianson128 Oh we have a cheese connoisseur present today. How fancy.

Agreed! Uncut dicks are also my preference for my partners. I find cut ones to be very boring.

The fact that there's medical reasons that require it at all is good enough reason to keep doing it. My friend had to get circumcised at 13. What a horribly traumatic situation.

@@Ozhull Well done ignoring that nearly the entire population of Australia has zero urological problems. Meanwhile dozens of Americans die from complications every year, thousands just get mangled without dying, and none of them will ever know what sex actually feels like because they lost their ability to grow a complete nervous system on day one.

​@@OzhullThat's like saying we should do pre-emptive appendectomies because people might have their appendix burst later in life

⁠@@VIEWITIScrazy how statistically speaking many Australians have this procedure done 😂. No wonder the Aus population is so low one being their reproductive systems fcking suck

​@@Ozhullbotched Circumcisions happen

Those worms eating the cook alive was tight.

You mean natural? direct your anger at your cock mutilators, not your fellow men who avoided such an affliction

Red rocket 🚀

Dog crayon.

Trust me. Your son is grateful. If you think I’m full of it then look up anyone who got an adult circumcision and see what they have to say.

Also your son will not really think about what is not there... and he wont have to deal with constant dick cheese

Imagine thinking of your natural body as a lifelong hoodie. Americans are truly fascinating specimens

​@humblestumble go wash your nasty little skin flap dude

@@humblestumble497 hell yea dude, we keep our peckers high and tight over here. 🫡

It’s hilarious how often uncircumcised dudes feel the need to tell circumcised dudes how bad they have it. They are trying to convince themselves so hard 😂

@@humblestumble497 you’re an idiot. It’s a Muslim and Jewish thing also and billions of people are circed. It’s not an American thing. This channel is funny but there’s so many dummies

its not too late goyim

As a fellow uncut man what we do is we let dudes that are cut know that they’ll never know how good a blow job can actually feel lol. Then we say don’t take that away from your son 😂

What good is bad captain without a cap?

RIP your foreskin. Stay strong brotha ✊️

If it makes you feel any better Hollywood milfs are rubbing parts of your baby bird on their face.

​@@VIEWITISThat's the only poon I get

Clipped wing but your bird will fly again

@@theempirestrikesback inshallah, right into some poosy

My dad did the same thing when I was a baby. When I was 18, I had to get it done. My foreskin never came all the way back, and it hurt like hell while having sex. Do your kid a favor, and do that shit while they can't remember it😂 It's fucking brutal when they're an adult.

@@MilesWilliams88 hey man I’ve seen your comments on a couple times here. I don’t have any skin in the game (circumcised, but not opinionated) I have a degree in physiology so unfortunately I have just done more research about dick health then I ever wanted too. While what happened to you is unfortunate, it is extremely rare. Less then 0.1 percent of men have problems with their natural foreskin that circumcision solves (like in your case). However, 1.3 percent of all neonatal deaths each year are caused from circumcision (usually infection). Essentially you are saying, definitely do this more dangerous thing now to prevent issues from something you 99 percent won’t deal with. Humans just wouldn’t have foreskins if we weren’t meant to have them. Doesn’t mean problems won’t arise with them like any other body part but that is the outlier.

@@soxfan182 I say it mostly in jest. You are correct... I don't know the science or statistics behind it. All I can go off is my own experience. You and my dad would of got along, haha.

@@ww3662 People needed them when they were cavemen.

@@soxfan182 Its basically like cutting off your fingers so you'll never have to deal with a hangnail