MST3k 623 - The Amazing Transparent Man

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A mad scientist with a desire for money and doing questionable things to small furry animals recruits an ex-con for a heist of plutonium from a poorly-guarded bank, which is apparently where stockpiles of plutonium are stored. Hilarity and fallout ensue.
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@idontknow164 6 лет назад

To honor one of the best (and my personal favorite) host sketches, this was my best attempt to transcribe the llama sketch. Keep in mind at the end Crow's screeches make it hard to hear Servo so I probably got some of it wrong. Servo: "So you folks wanna touch the llama ‘uh? That’s righ’ ‘uh. Yah wanna touch this ol’ llama? You just go ‘ight ‘head. You can touch the ol’ llama all you want. You can touch the llama all night till hell freezes over! Hahaha! Not me though. Nah-aw. No sir-re-bob. I wouldn’t touch the ol’ thing. Llama hasn’t been feeling so good. Whew! Smells funny too. Whoa! Smells really kinda rank, yah know? But you can touch it if yah want. Ehehe. Ain’t no law says you can’t. Ain’t that right, Mikey? Ain’t theres no laws that say folks can’t touch this smelly ol’ llama if they want? Huh, Mikey, huh?" Mike: "You people bring matches for Mikey?" Servo: "You shut up Mikey, you shut up! You folks don't give no matches to Mikey! Ya hear me?! Ya hear me?! I don't care what Mikey say or Mikey do! Don't give 'im no matches! I don't care if Mikey ends up crawlin' in through yer window stark naked with a big ol' knife! Don't you give no matches to Mikey! Don't you give 'im no matches! Shut up, Mikey! Shut up, llama! Just shut up! Don't give 'im no matches! No matches to Mikey! Shut up, Mikey!"

@LoneKharnivore 4 года назад

Crow: EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE

@hopedunkel2298 4 года назад

Fantastic

@fluffnstuph85 2 года назад

Maybe I’m just extra stoned but the fact that you took the time to type it out and the sketch itself easily stands alone; my commendations.

@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 2 года назад

@@fluffnstuph85 I wish I was any stoned, really...

@Make-it-so99 2 года назад

Please don’t give up! No days of our years!

@TemmiePlays 3 года назад

gotta love these old Pearl cameos before she was canon

@andrewcastellane7802 7 месяцев назад

Alias "Blubber Belly" Cannon

@aniyilator 4 месяца назад

Same with Mike showing up as different characters; they're both great at playing different people

@Brastius 9 лет назад

Probably the funniest opening host segment of the entire run.

@mikezylstra7514 Год назад

@22:05 "a Pap smear?" best one

@MichaelB-jw5po 11 месяцев назад

The actor who plays the major does a really convincing job of being roughed up by the invisible man. That's probably the best thing I can say about this movie.

@dougjb7848 6 месяцев назад

He wasn’t an “invisible man” because that would have been a copyright violation. He was a “transparent man,” and an “amazing” one, to boot.

@tantalus0971 10 лет назад

Trace's pain/panic screams as Crow always kill me.

@terrytobias7572 4 года назад

"KITTY!" Gets me everytime.

@cliffbooth1029 3 года назад

When Mike pets Llama/Crow

@soosquatch4236 Год назад

He is my favorite Crow (don't tell the others)

@johnevans9751 Год назад

You can stop that, Mike.

@WalkerRileyMC 8 лет назад

One of the rare instances of seeing Kevin as Kevin.

@alexdionisos 3 года назад

I love how the whole Auntie McFrank segment Kevin was trying not to laugh

@andrewfrankovic6821 3 года назад

Frank in a dress is as cute as Servo in anything. I love the arm slap.

@fkrkf Год назад

He's still only in his 20s here.

@notinspectorgadget Год назад

@@fkrkf ...jesus.

@TheRogueWolf 10 лет назад

Remember, use gentle pressure, and don't slamtackle the guy with the blowtorch the way Charlie did.

@cheekbonestrenchcoat 3 года назад

"This guy has a flame in his hand. Let's aggressively approach him and shove him"

@michaelccozens 2 года назад

Wouldn't it be a much better idea to just have, like, a long-ish stick at hand to gently poke the dude with? You can still do "gentle pressure" without having anybody within flash-frying distance.

@gusrubio489 2 года назад

Come at him with your own blowtorch.

@notinspectorgadget 2 года назад

@@gusrubio489 "God created man, Union Pacific made men equal."

@CreepyPersonCube. 2 года назад

@@notinspectorgadget -"and the Official Blowtorch Guy Poking Stick made men safer."

@joshuamoore8560 Год назад

"Okay, so what's my motivation?" "Well, you're Faust and you're a bank robber, a vicious criminal. As such, we need you to bark out every line like a grumpy grandpa who was unexpectedly awoken from a nap." "That's the STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD!" "Yes! That's perfect! Okay, go to your mark." "Bah..." "And keep rubbing your neck like that! It adds character."

@Thucydides2004 12 лет назад

Kevin Murphy's voice is so unmistakable that when he makes his cameo in this episode there is no doubt that he is the guy who voices Servo. I imagine that a lot of viewers who didn't read the credits were able to figure that out from this episode.

@MistaTwigz 10 лет назад

DON'T GIVE NO MATCHES TO MIKEY!

@robertdiotalevi285 3 года назад

😂

@adiadv10 12 лет назад

That short was so depressing that the people who saw it without MST3K were probably traumatized!

@AdamWestish 2 года назад

Yes, we are all born to die, we only get 70 days on this Earth (?!?), We all need to go to the railroad Christian Church of our choice, work incredibly dangerous jobs, paid almost nothing, and yet somehow they can afford to buy an entire house on a railroad and part-time waitress job, staring off into space at our reflection in a demonic toaster, our lives shortened by tyrannical, rich robber barons who make condescending safety videos and a priest who is heiling der fuhrer 🤔😃🤷

@tomservo172 Год назад

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@rcm89304 7 лет назад

All I could think of during the short was "Why don't they look?"

@evilbetty7217 5 лет назад

you're deep, Ernie

@michaelccozens 2 года назад

Trains are holy, blameless creatures!

@WalkerRileyMC 7 лет назад

Mike doesn't blink once during the llama sketch.........not....once.....

@AJF786 9 лет назад

Much like the 'practical joke' sketch from Track of the Moon Beast I have no idea how Mike doesn't totally lose it during 'pet the llama' sketch.

@ScreamingScallop 9 лет назад

Hylian Fox These sketches are my favorites, except maybe for Crow's backfiring prank from Screaming Skull. Mike is so scary in Matches for Mikey.

@swytchblayd 7 лет назад

Lots of practice, likely.

@benrichardson5662 6 лет назад

I wonder that watching a ton of Mike's sketches.

@Castingashley 6 лет назад

I love Trace's Crow. He's so curious and innocent, like in the Angels Revenge episode, "Mike, why were the 70s?"

@jean-paulaudette9246 4 года назад

Remember the Christmas episode where Joel gave them presents: A loud, blazing hot-rod for Tom Servo, and some tan slacks for Crow, "that he could grow into!"...then Crow's sniffling, can't-hold-back-the-tears "Thank you for the pants. *boo-hoo-hoo*"

@cumulushalo576 3 года назад

In terms of pure humor, Bill Corbetts Crow was the best. He wasnt limited by innocent curiosity.

@davidschwartz6380 3 года назад

and a happy face

@BryonYoungblood 3 года назад

@@cumulushalo576 Yeah, Bill's Crow was pretty mischievous, which we can chalk up to what Crow had to have endured while alone on the Satellite of Love for centuries until the others popped back.

@tripdefect87 3 года назад

Trace's Crow is what keeps me going in times of need. Bill's take was good, sometimes great. But Trace's Crow has been through so many bad movies that he's blissfully indifferent to the effects, Colman Francis' slapped together train wrecks notwithstanding

@brenthaymon280 6 лет назад

Love MST3K but the short film was so depressing that now I'm thinking is life really worth living. The Amazing Transparent Man is actually a pretty good movie.

@nathanpapp432 Год назад

Its a terrible movie. This guy with the power to make people invisible has three employees; a senile doctor, some hick with a rifle, and a woman who hates him. And in his genius plan he makes a violent criminal invisible but neglects to restrain him in any way, instantly allowing himself to be overpowered and taken advantage of.

@ramseydoon8277 Год назад

@@nathanpapp432lol the way you've summarized it makes it sound like a mildly amusing Saturday Night Live sketch

@sixgunshauna3486 Год назад

@@nathanpapp432 Yeah, I don't know what this "it's a good movie" thing is about.

@Drakith90 Год назад

@@sixgunshauna3486 Only redeeming quality was the effect when he becomes the "Amazingly mostly Transparent Man" was pretty good.

@michaelriley1531 Год назад

Don’t let the Mads get you down. I’m sending you some hinder 90 to counteract the hypno-helo-static-stasis.

@quester09 7 лет назад

Of Mikes and Men.

@quester09 7 лет назад

the short's a real train wreck. on more than one level.

@kakonis 5 лет назад

I know all those old tract houses look alike, but that place @ 9:41 really does look like the house Bela Lugosi leaves in "Plan 9 from Outer Space." incidentally, even though the movie "Ed Wood" depicts that house as being Bela's, in real life it was Tor Johnson's place. Time for end comment.

@ramseydoon8277 9 месяцев назад

I didn't know that about it being Tor's house, thanks for the interesting tidbit!

@DJTonyOKay 5 лет назад

"He was invisible, but I'm positive he was black" LOL!!!

@sidhackney8831 7 лет назад

"He was invisible but I'm positive he was black" is possibly one of the greatest riffs ever.

@benjaminbarrera214 3 месяца назад

Probably a reference to Susan Smith, who had recently drowned her own children and blamed a black man for it.

@dionysusmorrison2492 11 лет назад

What a dark, morbidly depressing short!

@nunyabiz2889 2 года назад

@@TyWebb224hu? it's not even the religion aspect of it that was depressing? It was the fact that life is full of fatal accidents...

@tysontaggart7246 7 месяцев назад

@@nunyabiz2889 not only fatal, quality of life ruining as well, which is even more depressing lol

@feltongailey8987 2 года назад

The guys were on fire with that railroad short! I had to pause to finish laughing several times.

@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 4 года назад

For years, in the Robot Roll Call when Crow says "That's one 'O'!", I thought he was saying "I'm Squanto!".

@HylianFox3 3 года назад

"BAT GUANO!"

@TheKrensada Год назад

@@HylianFox3that's what I thought I heard him say, but that couldn't have been it.

@masternoob9673 Год назад

Oh sure, let’s turn a guy who we’ve held hostage and practically abused invisible without strapping him down first.

@BobaBaggins 13 лет назад

Wow. I think out of all the references I've seen on this show, Rick Wakeman's The Six Wives of Henry VIII album has to be one of the most obscure. And brilliant.

@michaelccozens 2 года назад

Their book of references is shockingly deep. Damn RU-vid for disabling annotations; those MST3K vids where they noted and explained every reference possible were fascinating!

@LumpsPlays 7 лет назад

Why can't TV's Frank be in every single episode? And then why can't there be an infinite number of episodes? And then why can't I have infinite freetime and be immortal?

@MutantSentry 6 лет назад

Because you don't get to choose who lives and who dies. Crow called dibs.

@number1authority 2 года назад

I love this comment

@AdamWestish 2 года назад

The days of your life are three score and ten (70). I don't know how DaVinci or anybody gets everything done with less than 3 months to live 🤷

@faithfulgrl 2 года назад

🚀 I dated TV's Frank📺 He always had to drive. No big deal, but he made me ride in the backseat. 💡

@AdamWestish 2 года назад

@@faithfulgrl ok is this a joke or not? If true, I hope he didn't come back to Take your Soul... 🤦‍♂️

@halfling49 5 лет назад

Crow's eyes pop out when they run off for movie sign at 5:55

@scarinasvault 9 лет назад

I really loved analogkid01's episode posts b/c sometimes they have the commercials. It's so nostalgic.

@FUBARguy107 6 дней назад

They left a comment about the process too. They recorded these on VHS and kept them. Years later dubbed them to CDs and then later to flash drives. Finally to RU-vid for posterity and our enjoyment. What a pain in the axlerod

@GoblinXXX 11 лет назад

There's a certain flaw to the idea of robbing banks invisibly... Like the fact that people could still see the MONEY floating out by itself!

@kodorafox 11 лет назад

Crow's panicked llama screams made me cry tears of undiluted whimsy and joy.

@user-ch9px4jr9p 20 дней назад

Ranks up there for me with Crow's weeping letter the movie-makers in Castle of Fu Manchu about casting white people in non-white roles. I LOVE THAT BIT.

@JobberBud 7 лет назад

To be fair, the guy who played Major Krenner played a great sniveling evil little man. And, it takes talent to act like you're interacting with an invisible person and not look ridiculous...I mean, it still looks ridiculous, but the guy who played Krenner did a reasonable job.

@Eisenwulf666 3 года назад

I unironically like some of the performances in this movie. Yes the dialogues are very cheesy at times and the story is "cold War sci-fi movie" #325, but the professor, Krenner and even Faust have a couple of interesting moments.

@TheBeezusjones Год назад

"Dustin off my top hat.. bustin outta jaaaaail.. " 😆😆😆

@carriethesage 4 года назад

"Now Clay, you and Auntie McFrank... you ...are you?" "...Partners. Yes...we're..."

@carlosfred8673 7 лет назад

The Llama sketch is the probably the best sketch in the entire series.

@mattyboyanderson 3 года назад

After one viewing, all it takes is a still frame of the sketch and I'm in hysterics. YOU PEOPLE BRING MATCHES FOR MIKEY?

@andrewfrankovic6821 3 года назад

@@mattyboyanderson Yeah, I've seen iT a few times and tonight I was laughing out loud again. As soon as I saw the b & b my spirits lifted.

@notinspectorgadget 2 года назад

*NOWHOHO HOLD UP THERE PARDNER*

@steveharvey2102 2 года назад

Hi, I love that skit too, but I was wondering, is it a reference to something else? Like a movie or tv show? If any other Mysties know, please reply. Cheers.

@tysontaggart7246 7 месяцев назад

@@steveharvey2102 I'm pretty sure it is just a bit they came up with, it's not a reference to anything as far as I'm aware.

@Chunkboi 4 года назад

24:40 Charlie’s eyes healed up just fine, vision is 20/20, but he never took off his welding glasses again.

@mikezylstra7514 Год назад

They were welded to his nose, I guess. The kid thought his dad was Stevie Wonder.

@peterdoner6566 5 лет назад

"Honey i shrank the audience's interest" Too funny.

@Eisenwulf666 4 года назад

Ah, the creepy reverend and the town of cripples, what a great advertisement for the U.P.Railroad XD

@ClemPal 9 лет назад

I sure hope they didn't expect us to feel sorry for Joe Joe, TOO HELL with that accident lover!

@mrbludclot3798 10 месяцев назад

"Lay off the wodka" is one of the best lines in a mst3k riffed movie ever.

@NaiTaiDai 9 лет назад

Am I a horrible person for enjoying Crow's terrified shrill screaming?

@ARiddle1986 9 лет назад

I giggle every time.

@AJF786 9 лет назад

I have nothing against Bill, but Trace's screams and laughs really make Crow for me.

@quester09 7 лет назад

NaiTaiDai no; it's perfection.

@benrichardson5662 5 лет назад

No it's beautiful.

@michaelccozens 5 лет назад

5:04 Some really nice puppet-work on the "herbivore becoming increasingly alarmed" bit, too.

@Mugen026 7 лет назад

"You know, that short had an interesting juxtaposition: on the one hand, it had lots of valuable safety information, and on the other hand, it made me want to kill myself" Lmao!

@davidschwartz6380 3 года назад

aint it the truth!

@phoenixrises1311 3 года назад

Fuckin Classic!

@makim-k5850 3 года назад

Literally every safety video ever.

@andrewfrankovic6821 3 года назад

'Lmao' reminds me of llama. Do any of you people have a llama fer the Drew'ster?

@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 Год назад

I love that they point out how depressing the short is.

@BrianRobertRose 11 лет назад

My all time favorite moment has to be Mike's quip at 10:05. "That's really interesting." The delivery just nails it.

@TheRadical42 7 лет назад

Man that educational short was a real bummer!

@TheKrensada Год назад

That short riff was absolutely savage. I loved it.

@mikezylstra7514 Год назад

Take a drink every time you hear "gentle pressure"

@dlxmarks 3 года назад

If the short is right and man's natural lifespan was 70 years, then George Price was already living on borrowed time. And his similarly aged friend Fred must have been in his fifties when his son was born.

@Roadvirus1 8 лет назад

4:23 Mike looks like he walked off the set of Deliverance.

@user-pr3fb7ys4c 7 лет назад

انتا راع

@kerplop 5 лет назад

"DON'T YOU GIVE NO MATCHES TO MIKEY!!!"

@WhiskeyPieSometimes 8 лет назад

20 dislikes = 20 people who wanted to give matches to Mikey.

@targaghjj 7 лет назад

Buncha accident lovers.

@12Mantis 7 лет назад

Whereas I gave the movie a thumbs up......and a couple gallons of gas to Mike. Umm....errr........oh look a lama!

@sydneyhamilton2575 6 лет назад

22 blew up with joey and the major

@525Lines 5 лет назад

But, hey, it's Squanto.

@memyself1407 5 лет назад

YOU FOLKS GIVE NO MATCHES TO MIKEY YOU HEAR ME?! YOU FOLKS GIVE NO MATCHES TO MIKEY?! I DONT CARE IF MIKEY GOES FLYING THROUGH A WINDSHIELD!!! 🤣

@WayWardWonderer 9 лет назад

Wow... 'Mikey' is creepy! Way more menacing than 'Evil Mike' during the Star Trek parody. Also, "Stick that in your llama and smell it!" is going to be my new catchphrase.

@soosquatch4236 Год назад

I can tell you from personal experience that llamas smell pretty bad on their own 😁

@historyandhorseplaying7374 Год назад

Someone needs to send that to JohnnyB

@s1lverfalcon 12 лет назад

"Oppenheimer cupped Einstein's breasts..." WHOA. Physicist yaoi.

@AstonWave007 11 лет назад

God, this short has to be the most depressing thing...ever.

@troywright359 5 лет назад

Choir starts Bible verse Shot of church "The most important lesson of all.......the fullness of life can only be tasted when our happiness is shared with others" ah, so it's THAT kind of church

@JamaicanCastle 4 месяца назад

"Remember, if you die on the job you can't join us in our glorious transcendence when we all shuffle off this mortal coil to hitch a ride on a comet! Say, what flavor of Kool-aid do you prefer?"

@donwilson3390 6 лет назад

11:15 "So his name is JoJo?" haha

@insectoidinheritor896 9 лет назад

14 people gave matches to Mikey.

@MutantSentry 7 лет назад

...only carelessness causes accidents, so it is always the victims fault, not the company for not supplying enough safety equipment or doing necessary repairs or over working employees or failing to properly train them...

@benrichardson5662 5 лет назад

Well it was made by Union Pacific so it's in their best interest to direct blame away from them and towards the victim

@TheStapleGunKid 5 лет назад

Yep, and people are supposed to predict their own heart attacks. Also, companies would be totally cool with employees taking the day off whenever they are feeling a little unwell...

@michaelccozens 5 лет назад

The "safety" systems Union-Pacific brags about here are laughably-pathetic. Dead-man switches on trains have been there since there were such things for really, really good reasons. If your system doesn't have at least one fail-safe, you don't have a system; you have luck.

@michaelccozens 5 лет назад

@@benrichardson5662 Unless Union-Pacific has an interest in justice or a workable society or just keeping their rail-road operating efficiently. It's strange how "best interests" always seem to be defined in the short-term.

@davidschwartz6380 3 года назад

to be fair are the occasional chowderheads.....

@jean-paulaudette9246 4 года назад

12:04 Short Narrator: And though she was quick, and sure and competent in everything she did, Crow: She spit in the eggs. Watching this in a restaurant, and hearing that I snorted so hard I blew mucous down my face. *embarrassing* Can I get a coupla more napkins please?

@yimeichang7552 12 лет назад

"I'm watching you feel good....."

@number1authority 5 лет назад

I’ve watched that short fifty times, and all of a sudden, out of the clear blue nowhere, it is a laugh-a-second conniption fit. It has to be the funniest continuous moments of anything ever. I drooled. I’m a spastic mess. I’m spent.

@RatelHBadger 5 лет назад

Glad someone enjoyed it... that was so much of a downer.

@number1authority 4 года назад

Someone needs those Two Scoops of Raisins...

@andrewfrankovic6821 3 года назад

I ain't watching that short no more.

@MagicThys 2 года назад

Obey the toaster!

@blinkoncebuddy 6 лет назад

7:46 "to become aware of the loveliness of all things living" .. like this homeless man digging through the trash in the background

@Emiliapocalypse 4 года назад

Good eye! Ironic indeed

@davidschwartz6380 3 года назад

still...a person has gotta do what it takes to survive, no?

@Ian_Comics 8 лет назад

About Charlie in that railroad short; I almost had that happen to me, except the guy with the torch was just turning around to get his gas line unwrapped around his feet. He swept the flame right across my face. Fortunately, I had a burning shield on too.

@LirylCrovyn 7 лет назад

Glad you did! That's scary!

@Castingashley 6 лет назад

Ian C Holy crap!!!!

@donaldpetkus1637 6 лет назад

Glad you're okay. Scary stuff!

@michaelccozens 5 лет назад

The best safety rule seems to be "assume everyone else is an idiot", because it's shocking how often you end-up being right.

@terrytobias7572 4 года назад

@@michaelccozens Sad, but true.

@davohna 7 лет назад

I love the Llama skit..it's hilariously disturbing. LOL

@VimesoftheWatch 2 года назад

The llama sketch is my litmus test for new people to see if we share a sense of humor.

@timcook1928 11 лет назад

Remember - GENTLE PRESSURE. There was a quite impressive display of breakfast cereals at the back of the 'Kissing Helen' cafe.

@wecontrolthevideo 4 года назад

The narrator of the short was Art Gilmore, who was also the narrator on all the episodes of “Highway Patrol.”

@SpamEggSausage Год назад

apparently calling somebody average was considered a compliment in the 50's

@hjebone 4 года назад

"I think a couple of Jumbo Slim Jim's will change your miiinnnnddd..."

@elusiverobertdenby3000 4 года назад

Whenever we're shown just how gangly Crow really is it's truly a bit unsettling 😂

@historyandhorseplaying7374 Год назад

Reminds one of Alien

@victorruzicka6648 Год назад

A hot and windy August afternoon has the leaves in constant motion.

@Skertrude 11 лет назад

The short before the movie is one of the most unique things on the show. The short itself is so genuinely depressing which makes the quips and jokes so much funnier. Just when you feel so down that you want to put a gun in your mouth, Mike and the bots breathe some joy back into you. It's an odd piece of MST3K history where you almost feel like the mad scientists would win if not for Mike and the bots being who they are.

@WeberThomasM 11 лет назад

Oh wow, that was Penn Jillette at the end saying "this has been a presentation from Comedy Central."

@ccjuju Год назад

"I often stop by here for a cup of coffee." "THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING."

@boopsbucket 5 лет назад

The Pacific Railroad short is weirdly sorta well-written.

@michaelccozens 2 года назад

It is, but kinda in a bad way? A safety short should have you thinking about, y'know, safety, not the inevitability of death.

@fkrkf Год назад

@@michaelccozens it keeps you on your toes thinking the grim reaper is always behind your shoulder

@mrpieceofwork 4 года назад

"I'm having a crisis of faith, Reverend..." "Put your safety googles on, son."

@DoveAlexa 7 лет назад

All the shattered, melted, broken and otherwise deranged looking crow puppets collected all together would make one creepy Five Nights at Freddies knockoff.

@CalrissianSteele 10 лет назад

Not sure what they were smoking for the that first host segment with the Llama. lol.

@VC-xj1fs 10 лет назад

Hahaha, there are several clips of MST3K where I swear they were on something.

@CalrissianSteele 10 лет назад

Yeah there are some. But the llama one just seemed like they were just off. lol. Im actually more of a fan with Joel's host segments than Mike's. Motherly nature of Joel and his talks of philosophy and teaching the bots I find to be more interesting. lol.

@sertorrhenclegane 9 лет назад

Silver MonstrosityInc Well, in that regard Joel was the creator of the bots, so he was, in a way, the parent, Mike was more of the fun uncle.

@CalrissianSteele 9 лет назад

PeterBluth Exactly, Mike was more of a pal than Joel. So in that sense, Mike's host segments to me were nothing great. Despite thinking they had the best movies and quips in those seasons, I didn't like the season 8-10 from a host segments perspective. Pearl never really intrigued me like Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank did.

@TaylorRussell_TheAnimator 9 лет назад

Wizard of Ass Ah, I think Bobo and Brain Guy make up for Pearl's shortcomings, but you are correct, Dr. F and TV's Frank are a superior set of mads. That all being said, its kinda funny, this llama bit is one of my favorite host segments in the series. I love it because I can watch it numerous times and find something different each time.

@pothatuu 11 лет назад

"I thought you were up in the lab?" *SLAP* "I was."

@terryotoole3265 8 лет назад

Remember, it's Gentle pressure, not Genital pressure. Learned that the hard way.

@Chunkboi 4 года назад

It’s the difference between between being accidentally hit with a lit torch and deliberately hit with a lit torch.

@donaldronson1387 4 года назад

Gentile Fraiser

@CartridgeMaster 3 года назад

@@Chunkboi That’s sexual harassment and I don’t have to take it

@Chunkboi 3 года назад

@@CartridgeMaster then get safety goggles...

@gregoryflothe4995 6 лет назад

VERY funny! The riffs are hilarious, especially mid-movie. One of their best episodes, IMO.

@balkthor 9 месяцев назад

I always thought Tom was a robot of culture and class. That all changed when I heard him pronounce it "Glen-fiddich" instead of "Glen-fiddick" at 1:11:00

@ZeroThepainter 4 года назад

Can you imagine the awesome power of putting a Guinea pig in a room that no one can see ??? Just think of it a guinea pig in a room and no one can see it .

@daffers2345 3 года назад

As a guinea pig owner, I can attest that it would be awesome :D

@dougjb7848 6 месяцев назад

World-conquering!

@RatelHBadger 5 лет назад

That Bed & Breakfast opening bit was every bit disturbing. I love this show!!! Don't give Mikey any matches!!!

@i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b 13 лет назад

That was actually a decent invisible man movie, but I still liked it getting riffed. The railroad short was hilarious. Great post thanks a bunch!

@andrewfrankovic6821 3 года назад

I am not hilari-fied by iT.

@Zeratewl 11 лет назад

"There, my problem went away..." Yes

@fourcrippledhorses 9 лет назад

Blink, Mike, blink!

@jrmarrero96 12 лет назад

The Amazing Transparent Man vs. The Amazing Colossal Man!!! Two Amazing men enter, only one will leave!!!

@SuperIllusiveman 12 лет назад

Crow's eyes fell out at 05:58 That would be something to shriek about,lol.

@theOstenHugo 4 года назад

SuperIllusiveman 5:58 LMFAO

@theOstenHugo 4 года назад

i saw it too!!! they go crazy when it’s movie time!

@user-ht9uv6bz9g 9 лет назад

What was that thing I was supposed to remember? Gentile pray-sure?"

@JohnAvengerJR1985 8 лет назад

These guys of Mst3k are very talented and creative.Trust me I saw their riff trax of Sharknado 2 and I laughed from beginning to end.

@HazeMotes 12 лет назад

"Here, these will blow your mind."

@quester09 7 лет назад

"I regret everything!"

@JanitorAntisocial 13 лет назад

Mike's exaggerated belly laugh never gets old.

@chriscarlis8654 6 лет назад

The shoot-the-door-knob-then-turn-it thing is so funny.

@theOstenHugo 4 года назад

reading the credits dr forrester is the voice of Crooow?!? what?! that’s incredible!! and a lil hard to believe really. 🤷🏾‍♂️

@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 6 лет назад

I just loved that llama segment.

@RoboBoddicker 9 лет назад

That security guard is Blue from Old School.

@ramairgto72 6 лет назад

4:21 I used this on my phone for an alarm. I ended up sending this to people I didn't even know.

@sertorrhenclegane 9 лет назад

After watching this short, I think, "Thank God I'm Catholic. This Railroadism stuff scares me."

@fourcrippledhorses 9 лет назад

Get off my land, you pious son of a !

@Dracomut 7 лет назад

Same, just replace Catholic with "Reformed Presbyterian"

@jondunmore4268 5 лет назад

This short was very informative, in alerting us to the fact that only Catholics are affected by railroad accidents.

@Chunkboi 4 года назад

Jon Dunmore And Catholic ministers have sinister telepathic powers they can use to cause auto accidents and make waitresses hallucinate. “Get out of my head, Reverend...”

@davidschwartz6380 3 года назад

what about us jewish railroaders?