Mummy's Angry Letter to Barclays | Joe Lycett 

"DAFT BASTARD!" 😂😂

The return of Rhubarb Bikini!!

Typical corporate behaviour. Blame the innocent party, and bring them in for a disciplinary. Unless it is their policy that every staff member who bring somebody in has to both witness and sign off on their pass, then he did nothing wrong. The employee can’t be held accountable for what the other party wrote on their pass, unless they have to sign off on it.

I am Rhubarb Bikini

Woo

The typical corporate would score very well indeed on the standard psychological tests to identify psychopathy. After all, it takes a particularly cold blooded focus on share price to able to tell your employees on Monday that you're a family to squeeze out the last drop of their discretionary effort; and then make them redundant and oblige them to sign an NDA on Wednesday and act like that never happened. I'm not talking about any corporate in particular, mind, but nonetheless I love that you use your discretion to extract every last drop of the Michael from them. The fact they never twig that it's a joke is both tragic and the reason why this and your work give me and so many other people such much needed light hearted relief. Thank you, Joe.

The names bikini. Rhubarb bikini.

Barclays.... they spent a fortune on a new website and STILL one of the only banks that wont show incoming payments into the accounts, Why is that important? my condition means there's days I don't even remember what year it is. a small little feature like this would be a game changer, But also they said the branch would not close... guess what they closed it.

Liz Truss

👏👏👏👏👏 I'm ashamed. A life long brummie, and I did not know we have a pigeon park. Looked it up, and it's real. Who would do that? I'm now cursed with the vision of all the flying rats in brum, congregating in this park to do their business. So, now I know it exists, will I visit post haste? Not on your chuffing life.

Just lgb