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Musk to Reverse Trump’s Twitter Ban, Subpoenaed Phones Disappear & Pretend MAGA Republican Dr. Oz 

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There is a nationwide shortage of baby formula in the US, Elon Musk says that he will reverse Trump’s Twitter ban if his deal to buy the company goes through, Trump claims he no longer has any of the cell phones that were subpoenaed by the State of New York, the January 6th Committee has questioned almost a thousand people and are reportedly still on the fence about interviewing Trump or Pence, Dr. Oz is running for Senate and is trying very hard to be a MAGA Republican, OAN has finally been forced to fess up and run a segment admitting there was “no widespread voter fraud” perpetrated by Georgia election workers in 2020, the trailer for Avatar: Way of Water has been released with a familiar superstar addition to the cast, MMA light heavyweight Joel Bauman delivered a very honest post-fight interview, Tom Brady has lined up his next gig, and Jimmy chats with a textbook reviewer from Florida about what doesn’t fall in line with their idea of “family values.”
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Комментарии : 2,9 тыс.   
@specialpatrolgroup92
@specialpatrolgroup92 2 года назад
His phones went down the toilet, that's ONE of the reasons he always has to flush so many times.
@Looneybob1
@Looneybob1 2 года назад
Thought the oompa loompa didn't know what burner phones were?
@leechap3
@leechap3 2 года назад
Freedom of speech does not include freedom to incite a riot. Would someone please explain that to Elon Musk?
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 2 года назад
Freedom of speech as stated by the First Amendment protects you from the government, not companies like Twitter, you employer or other private entities. You'd think someone like Musk, as smart as he claims to be, would've read and understood that.
@mrfrost6337
@mrfrost6337 2 года назад
By that I think you are inciting a riot. Why don't you censor yourself?
@akaJughead
@akaJughead 2 года назад
@@Axolotl_Mischief Musk is an idiot. Only idiots publicly claim they're super geniuses. Everybody flocked to Musk after Jobs died, but musk is not and will never be Steve Jobs. At best Elon Musk is the Kmart Steve Jobs. I wish he would just go away and never come back.
@tbone1212
@tbone1212 2 года назад
Would some one also explain that to the protesters outside Supreme Court justice house, O I forgot ,if your a liberal it’s all OK.
@Auguur
@Auguur 2 года назад
@@tbone1212MAGA tears never get old. Any more false equivalencies to share?
@edvh88
@edvh88 2 года назад
As a nursing parent, thank you for the shout out! I don’t breast feed while watching your show, since it would wake the baby all the way up, but we watch your show together once he’s up for the day! Breast feeding rocks for so many reasons, and now I have another reason to be grateful we kept at it and finally got it. Not easy but so worth it. 16 months and going strong!
@Silverwood085
@Silverwood085 2 года назад
16... at least you wrote months
@tonymaurice4157
@tonymaurice4157 2 года назад
Let's go Brandon 👍
@twilfits
@twilfits 2 года назад
Aside from natural immunities, evidence shows it could prevent cancer
@ocorley3124
@ocorley3124 2 года назад
Gotcha 👍
@ashleys5754
@ashleys5754 2 года назад
You go girl!!
@leerush6978
@leerush6978 2 года назад
No phones, no tax returns, flushed documents, no healthcare plan, no wall, no NOTHING. Just a complete and utter failure of a petty little man 😂
@thespectrum995
@thespectrum995 2 года назад
That's not true. There's Ivanka's multiple orgasms
@0098Elaine
@0098Elaine 2 года назад
Petty little old man
@jimrogers2390
@jimrogers2390 2 года назад
That matches up pretty well with Biden and his approval ratings
@susaneva520eva9
@susaneva520eva9 2 года назад
No he did not fail. That is his plan
@jerryjerry7561
@jerryjerry7561 2 года назад
@@jimrogers2390 so long as biden doesn't praise putin, like some jackass.
@djfox5955
@djfox5955 2 года назад
Try checking his toilet or sand traps at his golf courses.
@riekawulf1480
@riekawulf1480 2 года назад
LMAO at Avatar trailer. Can't stop cracking up!! THANKS GUYS!! 🤣🤣🤣
@phredmadsen-vallee8375
@phredmadsen-vallee8375 2 года назад
The most frightening thing is that there really are "Tammys" out there!! Yikes!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
I dunno.. I suspect Donnie's burger phone would at least have teeth marks on it. 🤔
@annjohnson8437
@annjohnson8437 2 года назад
LOL...good one!
@supertec2023
@supertec2023 2 года назад
I got rid of Twitter years ago I suggest everyone else do the same there's nothing on there worth reading that's all hate hate hate and hate
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 2 года назад
Anything worth reading usually makes it to my newsfeed elsewhere in a day or two anyway.
@stevedahl6531
@stevedahl6531 2 года назад
Don’t worry. Jimmy will tell you what Trump tweets
@frankenns
@frankenns 2 года назад
Mine got banned or erased bc I would answer and insult trumpturd tweets and his jr kid lol
@56jmack
@56jmack 2 года назад
most of the hate came from traitor trump, glad they banned the idiot, he put constant drivel on there day and night, he was an embarrassment to the US
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin 2 года назад
@susan ruthroff Bad girl.
@kayalcorn9569
@kayalcorn9569 2 года назад
Guillermo must be having the time of his life. He hit the jackpot with this gig!
@Amadeus187
@Amadeus187 2 года назад
Yup, I still remember his start with Hollywood Roundup.
@karencorbett3250
@karencorbett3250 5 месяцев назад
He's a shining star 🌟
@iliketowatch.
@iliketowatch. 2 года назад
Trump: The joke that will never end. A godsend to the hosts of late night.
@-oiiio-3993
@-oiiio-3993 2 года назад
If only it weren't such a bad joke.
@YoshimitsuBloodPedal
@YoshimitsuBloodPedal 2 года назад
They don't even need to write anything. They can just read the trump related news
@russellm2555
@russellm2555 2 года назад
Jimmy is one of those idiots who believed that some vague comments about a new medical technology called Healight somehow actually meant 'inject bleach' 😂
@danielhoward8354
@danielhoward8354 Год назад
easy jokes or not, never a god send
@BooksForever
@BooksForever 2 года назад
“Russia, if you’re listening… please find the four missing cell phones that your prize asset has lost in the conduct of your affairs.” And to think he lost his mind over an email server. This dude loses everything, including elections.
@bl3788
@bl3788 2 года назад
💪💯
@0098Elaine
@0098Elaine 2 года назад
Did they check the toilets for the phones??
@rosesweet1967
@rosesweet1967 2 года назад
That’s brilliant!😂
@WizInsight108
@WizInsight108 2 года назад
@@0098Elaine 😂
@Dan-ud8hz
@Dan-ud8hz 2 года назад
Dear Loser Dontard isn't going to survive prison
@endeavourist5287
@endeavourist5287 2 года назад
Hmmm. Trump lost all of his phones? Convenient.
@drgeoffangel5422
@drgeoffangel5422 2 года назад
Well , he's also lost his mind, so what's a few little phones?
@alex35agm
@alex35agm 2 года назад
Fortunately America threw out Trump and his phone just happened to be in his pocket.Of course,the difference between Trump and his phone is the phone is smart.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад
Have you people checked between the cushions of his couch?
@samiam619
@samiam619 2 года назад
Phone Company records should be just as good. Bonus that the records aren’t covered in Secret Sauce!
@donald4732
@donald4732 2 года назад
If anyone sees my phone's that would be great!
@ScytheNoire
@ScytheNoire 2 года назад
Republican hypocrisy never fails. Any time they complain about something, it's an admission of guilt.
@godssara6758
@godssara6758 2 года назад
Democrat liars. Everything is their fault. The division, gas prices, inflation, failed ideologies failed public schools ALL the left's pathetic fault
@genericname2893
@genericname2893 2 года назад
Please stop with saying all republicans are the same. The far right and republicans are separate things. I don’t say all Democrats are far left. I respect people opinions. I wish we could all have mutual respect but the loud ones make each party look bad in each other’s eyes.
@ScytheNoire
@ScytheNoire 2 года назад
@@genericname2893 There are TWO Republicans in Congress who stood up against the January 6th Insurrection. TWO out of 210. TWO. That's it. That's how many of the Republicans are not far-right in the US Congress right now. TWO. Give me a break.
@R.M.3.14
@R.M.3.14 2 года назад
The slip of southern accent while saying Gatorade was the 🤌🏻 chefs kiss on this monologue 😂
@arthurleblanc7272
@arthurleblanc7272 2 года назад
13 phones, 14 flushes?
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 2 года назад
"How Guillermo got his groove back"??? Like he ever lost it?!?
@TheCarpentersApprentice
@TheCarpentersApprentice 2 года назад
Great point!
@samiam619
@samiam619 2 года назад
It’s Hollywood. It’s called a plot twist!
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 2 года назад
Trump: "Just throw them away." Says a lot about Trump's belief in recycling, which is he doesn't.
@tbone1212
@tbone1212 2 года назад
Why don’t you question China on the tons of trash they toss into the Pacific Ocean…..I guess its easier for you to say Trump and blindly follow your masters
@doradennis2409
@doradennis2409 2 года назад
Screw recycling.
@robertstrong6639
@robertstrong6639 2 года назад
@@doradennis2409 Recycling has big problems, but if everyone did it, and it was streamlined, it saves money, time and energy. Getting new stuff comes out of the ground, the basic resources from which everything is made, that is expensive.
@iBOT-R3
@iBOT-R3 2 года назад
Frustrating but not a surprising action considering that he withdrew from the climate accord and loosened up environmental regulations in favour of industry.
@vanavatareight5135
@vanavatareight5135 2 года назад
@@iBOT-R3 Kudos to Trump for that.
@yournonfavoriteperson9964
@yournonfavoriteperson9964 2 года назад
Great night. Guillermo rocks, and the Tammy segment was the best late night skit I've watched in a while.
@evillyn7895
@evillyn7895 2 года назад
"How Guillermo Got His Groove Back" LMFAO...Guillermo never loses his groove OR his cool.
@roof1975
@roof1975 2 года назад
Oz throws his reputation in the tank in a matter of moments.... Jesus...
@Akindone53
@Akindone53 2 года назад
He threw his reputation away as a quack? It looks pretty solid to me.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад
The man never had any credibility
@vanavatareight5135
@vanavatareight5135 2 года назад
Why? Trump is going to be the next President.
@walterfristoe4643
@walterfristoe4643 Год назад
My phone got hammered last night, so I wouldn't let it drive home. ☎️
@llcooljay520
@llcooljay520 2 года назад
That woman is hilarious. I loved every word of that sketch!
@rossburg84
@rossburg84 2 года назад
That Oprah edit was awesome 👌
@poorthing
@poorthing 2 года назад
Trump: ... 'there's my African American' he spots the one person of color in the crowd
@Emma-dh1lx
@Emma-dh1lx 2 года назад
Look for his phones in the McDonald's toilets.
@Sergr1980
@Sergr1980 2 года назад
KFC
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 2 года назад
Power flush for 45, every time. 🙄
@psycholaw4394
@psycholaw4394 2 года назад
Very funny In an alternate timeline I migh've laugh at that
@vickywitton1008
@vickywitton1008 2 года назад
OMG! Guillermo as an Avatar was so fantastic! Loved it!
@kittycatmeowmeow963
@kittycatmeowmeow963 2 года назад
I would watch it if he was really in it.😆
@iBOT-R3
@iBOT-R3 2 года назад
The topic of smashing and throwing out phones from behind a pulpit is a strange conversation to be having.
@cupidstunt22
@cupidstunt22 2 года назад
So he's just admitted that he has destroyed the phones
@saved217
@saved217 2 года назад
Worked for Hillary
@tuckergary1516
@tuckergary1516 2 года назад
like "when did u stop beating ur wife"
@netherlandsneanderthals
@netherlandsneanderthals 2 года назад
Throw out a phone. Like you throw out a wife. - pretty good Jimmy or staff writer
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 года назад
I often wonder if it's in his script or just Jimmy 💖🌹 w improv 😸🇺🇸🇺🇦💖🌹
@KBcollision
@KBcollision 2 года назад
@@marshamariner7897 he is very good at improv. I attended a live taping and his interactions with the audience were hilarious
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад
Jimmy's one to talk, with his two franchises, I mean families...
@csmc5009
@csmc5009 2 года назад
@@lenawagenfuehr53 was it an amicable break up or a little Stormy on the side
@sondrasays4726
@sondrasays4726 2 года назад
Funny segment Jimmy! Kudos to the clever writers and editors. Love the wacky maga mom 😆 OH and so cool that you are giving "the security guard/sidekick" ( I don't know the correct spelling of his name.....Guillermo ) this opportunity to shine. He cracks me up 😆
@alexanderalexander847
@alexanderalexander847 2 года назад
Yeah nothing more liberal then having gringo as a servant
@caseyrodriguez481
@caseyrodriguez481 2 года назад
In Spanish they typically abbreviate it as “Memo” just call him Memo from now on 😂😂
@rachelcarson7119
@rachelcarson7119 2 года назад
“If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.” -Noam Chomsky
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 года назад
Avatar 2 is “surround by water, big water, ocean water”, and is “one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water”.
@pambronson4467
@pambronson4467 2 года назад
At least since Kevin Costner in "Waterworld".
@lorenzoblum868
@lorenzoblum868 2 года назад
The way things are going, there won't be any clean fresh water remaining (except in billionaires bunkers) by Avatar 3.... Hollywood is 90% indoctrination
@peaveyst7
@peaveyst7 2 года назад
"and no one know more about water than i do"
@TheRoyalBavarian
@TheRoyalBavarian 2 года назад
Stop it ! You're killing me !
@lorenzoblum868
@lorenzoblum868 2 года назад
@@charleBerglund try fresh water....
@whentheleveebreaks4732
@whentheleveebreaks4732 2 года назад
“Bing, bing, bong.” -Donald Trump
@Jamokai
@Jamokai 2 года назад
He has the best words
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 2 года назад
He just made some weird sound recently describing a rocket sound 😂😂🤣🤣
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 года назад
@@kenrickeason or the sound that windmills make!!??😂😂😹😹😸😸😜😳😵😬
@tonyt160
@tonyt160 2 года назад
🤣😂🤣😂
@AP-ge3ud
@AP-ge3ud 2 года назад
😂
@davidstewart9982
@davidstewart9982 2 года назад
Hilarious thanks Jimmy!
@npmerrill
@npmerrill 2 года назад
My mom has some strange ideas. I finally figured out where she got them when I saw the OAN bit. I will more carefully monitor her TV time from here on out. Thanks Jimmy!
@venomg5799
@venomg5799 2 года назад
You should just cancel those brainwashing channels. Some people are super susceptible. I don't know if it's intelligence or what. OAN, Faux "news" there's another i can't think of right now (on TV)
@masterm2k3
@masterm2k3 2 года назад
How ironic trump accuses ppl of things he does himself 🤷‍♂️
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад
It's called projection
@josephfulton1866
@josephfulton1866 2 года назад
Yeah like stop the steal when it was trumpy doing the stealing. 🤣🤣🤣
@rayhunt8487
@rayhunt8487 2 года назад
Yes,he claims that the election was rigged, and he and his crooked supporters tried Rigging it!! If a Republican makes a accusation about Democrats,check them out,it’s a hint of what they are guilty of!! Musk owes Trump,for that Tax cut, he got when Trump gave himself one!!! Stay Safe, Stay Strong, Vote Careful ,Vote True, Vote Blue, And Help Others, Please
@breal1183
@breal1183 2 года назад
Hows this Biden administration working for ya? LOL
@felttipprick2279
@felttipprick2279 2 года назад
@@breal1183 Oh look! Another letter account. They miss you over at Fox news where it's all letter accounts with zero replies. Did you suck so bad they stopped paying you?
@NakedSageAstrology
@NakedSageAstrology 2 года назад
They don't need the phone if they subpoena the phone company.
@TheRoyalBavarian
@TheRoyalBavarian 2 года назад
Your in the dark ages buddy. Cell phones store user information.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад
@@TheRoyalBavarian store it where? Ever hear of the Cloud?
@buicia1130
@buicia1130 2 года назад
He probably threw those phones down his toilets and keep ranting about how many times he has to flush them..
@Getthemoneyout
@Getthemoneyout 2 года назад
Those phones are prolly in a plastic bag in the back of a damn toilet.
@jackiemayhem6611
@jackiemayhem6611 2 года назад
The rich get away and the poor pay it blows my mind how people are still supporting this government with all the corruption that is thrown in are face by them all. Keep us divided is all they want come together and things would change
@concernedamerican6961
@concernedamerican6961 2 года назад
Only the small fry gets prosecuted because the big fry runs the system.
@geelee1977
@geelee1977 2 года назад
"it blows my mind how people are still supporting this government with all the corruption" --> **There is only one party that supports the expanding of police powers, that believes that if you put money in the hands of PRIVATE billionaires, it somehow will create a middle class(despite decades of this economic philosophy failing), that believes some people(women) deserve no right to withdraw consent in allowing another person to use their organs, > that wants the poor to go broke due to medical costs so the rich can steal the inheritance away from their kids< , that wants you to be a wage slave until death, that says scientists and empirical evidence on climate change is fake, that says scientists and empirical evidence in virology is fake, that says cannabis MUST stay illegal, and most importantly > want to do away with democracy so you can never do anything about any of it < , there is ONLY ONE party doing this: The GOP**
@t.g.7231
@t.g.7231 2 года назад
Who did the dividing and why???
@DaKingisDead
@DaKingisDead 2 года назад
@@t.g.7231 The Ruling Class for 400...
@etk5129
@etk5129 2 года назад
I mean, it's the richest country in the world right? There are hundreds of countries including developed nations that will do heck of a lot to get into this country! Be proud of it.
@normavonammon5530
@normavonammon5530 2 года назад
I want to compliment Jimmy Kimmel for his suits, he is the most elegant late night host. Another great fitting suit and matching tie. Way to go Kimmy!
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 2 года назад
I'd like to see him wear button down shirts. Also, a sport coat now and then instead of a suit.
@hanagueen5535
@hanagueen5535 2 года назад
Jimmy is so hansome man❤👍🌺😍
@yoursubconscious
@yoursubconscious 2 года назад
agreed. he's always suited well!
@Lisa-vk2jw
@Lisa-vk2jw 2 года назад
I want to work with those writers, god they must laugh all day long!!! Good work Jimmy!
@globalwarmhugs7741
@globalwarmhugs7741 2 года назад
No... They work all day long. The odd laugh ends up in the show.
@MartaWomack
@MartaWomack 2 года назад
They really need to cast Guillermo in Avatar 2, asap! That was hilarious! With the world going to heck in a handbasket, I really needed that!
@johndoe-ek1qs
@johndoe-ek1qs 2 года назад
I think filming is already completed
@donaldmcfatridge4138
@donaldmcfatridge4138 2 года назад
Trump tries to explains what happened to the four cell phones, "I meet a lot of cell phones, people ask me for photos with cell phones all the time, and I don't remember knowing these phones. Flip phones, I wouldn't touch a flip phone, they are like the Heidi Klum of phones, they are no longer a ten. The Samsung phone, I gifted to Kim Jong-un after he wrote me a beautiful love letter. The business phone, I think was borrowed by Don Jr. He's always making deals to get soft drinks delivered. I heard him say numerous time - bring me only your best coke and as much as you have."
@TheRoyalBavarian
@TheRoyalBavarian 2 года назад
Funny stuff . Thanks
@talk3194
@talk3194 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@madjack8893
@madjack8893 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 года назад
😹😹😂😂😸😸🇺🇸🇺🇦
@vickywitton1008
@vickywitton1008 2 года назад
Love this!
@Ceerads
@Ceerads 2 года назад
Unfortunately, what’s happening in Florida is pretty much the same as in this spoof.
@blairbrown4812
@blairbrown4812 2 года назад
Humor,much like irony,is truly dead.
@nunya7705
@nunya7705 2 года назад
Jimmy's not trying to get your emails or personal info, so not spoofing, just sarcasm/entertainment.
@Ceerads
@Ceerads 2 года назад
@@blairbrown4812 Humor and irony are very much alive (as is painting).
@keneaton2855
@keneaton2855 2 года назад
He is playing the judges like the fools they are and laughing like hell behind their backs!
@berserkirclaws107
@berserkirclaws107 2 года назад
Guillermo is progressively becoming a legend !😂😂😂
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 2 года назад
Legitimately Guillermo's best segment ever
@goahead3995
@goahead3995 2 года назад
Let me guess. All the conservatives now look at Musk as a nice guy, although one single man negatively divided our nation?
@underdog448
@underdog448 2 года назад
Or the democrats just lost there minds
@swimswim5090
@swimswim5090 2 года назад
Which one Biden or Trump?
@doradennis2409
@doradennis2409 2 года назад
Obama divided us. Biden continues to do so.
@doradennis2409
@doradennis2409 2 года назад
@@underdog448 their*
@fredtodhunter2643
@fredtodhunter2643 2 года назад
Dementia is is the only thing ripping up your country
@josem2468
@josem2468 2 года назад
Get the plumber, they're stuck in the toilet.
@mariascheer1154
@mariascheer1154 2 года назад
PHONES... WTF?!
@hunterdeane418
@hunterdeane418 2 года назад
That was hilarious they add Guillermo right on the Avatar movie 😂😂
@lucasjohnson8901
@lucasjohnson8901 2 года назад
Lol, I wasn't that interested, but totally would buy tickets for that version!
@chuckjones7218
@chuckjones7218 2 года назад
nah dude, that's in the movie
@janiekcarney5482
@janiekcarney5482 2 года назад
Trump wouldn’t know there was an Indian Ocean.
@derekcarr7260
@derekcarr7260 2 года назад
Jimmy. You're the happy voice in my head.
@kazibbo6728
@kazibbo6728 2 года назад
Not usually a fan of American humour but you rarely fail to impress. Understand why the bad guys are so afraid of you so keep up the good work! Totally enjoy your brand of wit and subtle funny, and the fact you use your platform for good. Rating for this episode? Brilliant gold star! Cheers Mr Kimmel! Tres bon!
@roxycauldwell544
@roxycauldwell544 2 года назад
Ugh. We got a total of a couple MONTHS without something insufferable happening.
@owenmersk4626
@owenmersk4626 2 года назад
You haven't been following the genocide we're funding by the far right Israel governernment?
@Wedontneedu
@Wedontneedu 2 года назад
Insufferable has been watching Biden try to lead the USA.
@somethingwolfish1872
@somethingwolfish1872 2 года назад
I would be 100% more likely to watch the new Avatar film if it starred Guillermo.
@c.danielthomas8636
@c.danielthomas8636 2 года назад
If you were originally 0% likely then 100% more likely is still 0% likely.
@vickywitton1008
@vickywitton1008 2 года назад
Me too!
@BaronVonQuiply
@BaronVonQuiply 2 года назад
I wasn't going to watch it, but El Avataro sounds awesome.
@derheadbanger9039
@derheadbanger9039 2 года назад
@@c.danielthomas8636 No. He didn't say "a 100 times more likely". 0+100=100. 0x100=0. Math!
@jonathanperry8331
@jonathanperry8331 2 года назад
How did this movie take over a decade to make and they were able to insert Guillermo in it in a day?
@yamileenicolasp9309
@yamileenicolasp9309 2 года назад
Haha I was nursing while watching 😂 Thank you for the shout out 😄
@JNineyy
@JNineyy 2 года назад
LMFAOOO The ending
@FO_Biggles
@FO_Biggles 2 года назад
4:11 - "... it's time to climb into the golf cart & eat a pie, right?" -HA!!!~!
@goldfinch9761
@goldfinch9761 2 года назад
Not that Trump ever keeps his word or promise , but he said that he would not get back on Twitter even if Musk reinstated him .. if only he said something like “even if Musk begged him “.. Musk might rethink . Really hope Twitter meets the same fate as Truth Social with the Trump touch !
@anthonypiacentini3367
@anthonypiacentini3367 2 года назад
I hated Twitter way before Trump was ever president
@dbrad32
@dbrad32 2 года назад
Truth is the fastest growing social media company in the world FYI. May want to turn off CNN.
@GrandmaBev64
@GrandmaBev64 2 года назад
Bull. He will jump at the chance to get back on Twitter! Egotistical Creep
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 2 года назад
You mean Troth Sential?
@lisazabriskie4773
@lisazabriskie4773 2 года назад
Amen to that. Elon does not want to pat taxes. Leaving Cali, in Texas now, China manufacturing. I knew 1000% musk would the wanna be autocrat endorser, wpuld allow trump back on. Govt regulations for tech is decades behind.
@dwood138
@dwood138 2 года назад
The Kimmel late night monologue is the place to be !
@robinconner9450
@robinconner9450 2 года назад
Tammy, Tammy, Tammy...so much closer to the truth than we want to admit!
@womanofsubstance8735
@womanofsubstance8735 2 года назад
There ya go: a shortage of baby formula, another lesson on the benefits of off-shoring production of every product needed in America. 🤔
@dw999
@dw999 2 года назад
Hey, how are the US oligarchs going to amass their billions if they have to pay US workers a living wage? That's why off-shoring (and downsizing) are so beloved of the corrupt, sociopathic party whose ruinous economic policies have played a huge role in bringing us to this point of near-complete instability -- ppl who can't pay their bills are easy marks for demagogues who promise them the earth (and who blame the scary Black and brown ppl even tho the real culprits are the rich white guys of Big Biz).
@womanofsubstance8735
@womanofsubstance8735 2 года назад
@@dw999 Yup!
@Ep3tzYc
@Ep3tzYc 2 года назад
Americans like to pay pennies for products. The price paid for the baby formula -and any other product-, made outside of the US, ATM, it's exactly the reason why you don't pay a higher price. Do you think the pennies for salary these businesses pay outside of the US will be accepted by anyone here as a salary. Just look at the price of produce, if white ppl were the ones breaking up their backs picking up the produce, do you think you would be paying $3 per head of lettuce?... NO, but $10! It's basic economy, plain and simple.
@girthbrooks5078
@girthbrooks5078 2 года назад
And both sides of our government made it happen.
@dustinsindledecker154
@dustinsindledecker154 2 года назад
Watch republicans use this as a talking point, oh wait they are already doing that.
@dobbsar
@dobbsar 2 года назад
Jimmy, I’ve been watching your show on my phone at night while I feed my baby!
@sweetman5249
@sweetman5249 2 года назад
Good for you. I couldn’t find a wife ….
@jimcarlson6157
@jimcarlson6157 2 года назад
@@sweetman5249 wives are everywhere. you need to find one of them there single ladies. they can become brides if you know the secret.
@sweetman5249
@sweetman5249 2 года назад
@@jimcarlson6157 I don’t know how to make her bride. There are many women but I am looking for mine . I am not a player.
@jaybird6905
@jaybird6905 2 года назад
@@sweetman5249 oh yeah and i bet you have a great investment opportunity for her after a bit of online sweettalk
@sweetman5249
@sweetman5249 2 года назад
@@jaybird6905 I don’t think so. I couldn’t find one.
@crystalewers1149
@crystalewers1149 2 года назад
Speachless again.
@nathanbowen9204
@nathanbowen9204 2 года назад
The protection is unreal
@tomrob3654
@tomrob3654 2 года назад
I can understand Trump's dilemma perfectly. In grade 6, my homework would mysteriously disappear on a regular basis. Maybe the judge will be more understanding than Mrs. Therrien was.
@maribelcaudillo258
@maribelcaudillo258 2 года назад
very funny! lol lol
@thatswhatisaid8908
@thatswhatisaid8908 2 года назад
Doubtless he will.
@Corcky54
@Corcky54 2 года назад
"De Santis got rid of 80% of Math books from schools. He says that leaves them with only 12%."
@crotalusatrox7931
@crotalusatrox7931 2 года назад
Such a math wiz.
@patdro1662
@patdro1662 2 года назад
The big waste is 2 full pages for 9+1....
@nellies-taekook-journals
@nellies-taekook-journals 2 года назад
If the Jan 6 committee makes him testify he might be able to claim incompetence when he goes to trial... lots of work for naught. 🤷
@clarafedde8674
@clarafedde8674 2 года назад
Im glad Jimmy is back. Nobody slams Republicans harder than him.
@winstonsmith6607
@winstonsmith6607 2 года назад
And nobody turns a blind eye to the democrats like he does either! Oh, wait. Every talk show host bashes Trump and ignores Biden, don't they?
@Blackwolf1473
@Blackwolf1473 2 года назад
@@winstonsmith6607 yeah because Trump gave them so much to work with
@NN-pe6ip
@NN-pe6ip 2 года назад
Remember when late night shows were about being funny, not politics? Guess not.
@EMpowered06
@EMpowered06 2 года назад
@@NN-pe6ip What late shows did you watch? They’ve always been about that!
@paessensdanny9443
@paessensdanny9443 2 года назад
@@Blackwolf1473 and still is...
@beckg777
@beckg777 2 года назад
The teacher segment was seriously one of the funniest additions on the show since Mike Lindell
@rachelkuhrt6983
@rachelkuhrt6983 2 года назад
😂😂,"I think we just found our new bachelor." 😂😂
@marvinmartion1178
@marvinmartion1178 2 года назад
I'm sure the phones are down the toilet.
@pop5678eye
@pop5678eye 2 года назад
'Family values' 'parental rights' are code for 'I really didn't care about school when I was young and my child should not be required to learn either. If I don't understand or agree with something neither should my child.'
@blakethegreatone2058
@blakethegreatone2058 2 года назад
Couldn't possibly be that parents should get to choose if their child learns about mental illnesses. For instance if a school tried to teach my kids that the taliban are good people who want to spread their religion message peacefully around the world. We would have major problems .
@KurenaiNanashi
@KurenaiNanashi 2 года назад
@@blakethegreatone2058 no school is teaching that so that’s a bit of a nonsensical example. Kids should be taught a wide range of topics and we shouldn’t be trying to ban stuff that makes the white kids feel uncomfortable when they’re taught it (which is a law Florida either passed or is trying to pass. Can’t remember if it made it through yet). They also tried passing a law that would force teachers to out their students to the parents if the kid told them in confidence that they like the same sex. One state passed a law that would ban the teacher from teaching for 6-8 years if they didn’t out the student.
@ThePunk01
@ThePunk01 2 года назад
@@blakethegreatone2058 Mental illnesses aren't being taught in public schools, but ok lmao. And if you don't like what's being taught in schools, you can home school or enroll in a private school. Which that private school is most likely a Christian one that brainwashes children, but I'm sure you're ok with that.
@blakethegreatone2058
@blakethegreatone2058 2 года назад
@@KurenaiNanashi Tennessee and Wisconsin both have had issues with Islamic indoctrination. It's purely speculation but that is probably happening all over the u.s. however a good nonsensical argument would be one where someone thinks a bill in Florida is bEing passed because of white kids. Lmao. Parents should be notified of things like that.
@blakethegreatone2058
@blakethegreatone2058 2 года назад
@@ThePunk01 lmao. Republicans call it grooming. And yes I can home school or private school. I went to private school and they were very cult like. A true cult and not what democrats call Trump supporters. As such I am wholly against sending my children there for their indoctrination. Nice try though.
@carlmcgregor2707
@carlmcgregor2707 2 года назад
US politics is awesome to watch... best reality show on the internet
@hmpz36911
@hmpz36911 2 года назад
That's exactly what it's become. I think good ole George set the tone for that, now we have a president who shakes hands with ghosts at the podium. I feel like I'm living in a South Park episode.
@hereigoagain5050
@hereigoagain5050 2 года назад
I'll never unsee a blue Guillermo doing yoga on the moon Pandora. :)
@tomdillistone8202
@tomdillistone8202 2 года назад
Good job team! Please continue ... LOVE the Tammy Gate bits ...
@lisbethbird8268
@lisbethbird8268 2 года назад
Jimmy has outdone himself. The post-covid goofiness in all it's glory.Thanks for so many laughs Jim. I'm happy to see you and yours are well.
@fiddlestickzmuzik
@fiddlestickzmuzik 2 года назад
Funny how was he doing all his tweeting if he lost his phones..?
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 2 года назад
"I've never seen a burner phone, I may have heard of a burner phone but I've never had a burner phone, I'm not sure of how they even work, but ya, I've never had a burner phone". GUESS WHO?
@iBOT-R3
@iBOT-R3 2 года назад
He conveniently lost his incriminating phones and started over again with a new phone.
@STierLuck
@STierLuck 2 года назад
That’s the interview of the ages
@HH-gv8mx
@HH-gv8mx 2 года назад
This whole clip was excellent. I never stopped laughing!
@hmpz36911
@hmpz36911 2 года назад
He's not even funny. It's sickening to watch him pander to soyboys and snowflakes. No integrity with this guy...
@anaperez5442
@anaperez5442 2 года назад
That phone isn't Trump's. His burguer phone is full of teeth marks.
@lorenzoblum868
@lorenzoblum868 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@princequestly2218
@princequestly2218 2 года назад
And greasy orange makeup. 😂
@t.taylorsimmons4315
@t.taylorsimmons4315 2 года назад
😀😀😀😀
@tonylupone1157
@tonylupone1157 2 года назад
@Bill Goodman BWAHAHA Is that all you have. Maga Tears
@CaptainGinyu
@CaptainGinyu 2 года назад
man i love boomer neolib brain rot
@zuhr9871
@zuhr9871 2 года назад
Thing is. That part time dj is worth $300 bill🤣
@melindamichelle21
@melindamichelle21 2 года назад
The interview and trailer... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ejwright5655
@ejwright5655 2 года назад
All trump has to do is insult elon musk one time. Musks skin is almost as thin as trumps.
@psycholaw4394
@psycholaw4394 2 года назад
People are always insulting Musk. Just recently he recieved death treath from russians and pretty much anyone who got pronouns in their bio Dont like Trump or Musk? Block them, simple as that
@annerugh9013
@annerugh9013 2 года назад
We can only hope, because I would love to see that happen.
@furball8967
@furball8967 2 года назад
Thinner
@rosesweet1967
@rosesweet1967 2 года назад
😂
@woodycoat
@woodycoat 2 года назад
Briben has hairplugs in HIS skin lol
@janechambers9980
@janechambers9980 2 года назад
When there were shortages during FDR's presidency, prices were fixed according to family size. Now, the rich rule absolutely. . .progress!
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 2 года назад
God where r u 🤷
@oneirishpoet
@oneirishpoet 2 года назад
Yeah it's hard to believe that we are actually in WORSE shape now than then 😢
@girthbrooks5078
@girthbrooks5078 2 года назад
And both Republicans and democrats do nothing about it. Both parties are crooks
@patriciasutton5818
@patriciasutton5818 2 года назад
The Oprah bit took me out...LMAO
@josephdaniellaberge1438
@josephdaniellaberge1438 2 года назад
Did they search the plumbing ?maybe he try to flush them?
@loditx7706
@loditx7706 2 года назад
Why can’t they get a warrant and go in like gangbusters and SEARCH AND SEIZE????
@zmaxx21
@zmaxx21 2 года назад
Because it’s a civil case, not a criminal one. 😡
@user-ej2wr5bg2v
@user-ej2wr5bg2v 2 года назад
Because as bad as they wanna charge him, there's people high up that wont let it happen. Not outta support for trump, but sometimes its better to sweep it under the rug than show the world how close we came to losing our country. The U.S influence around the world would be diminished
@vzwhite
@vzwhite 2 года назад
I'm laughing so hard right now because Trump must have hit an insane quantity of phones with hammers
@marciabraga1111
@marciabraga1111 2 года назад
😂
@tulsacaupain2882
@tulsacaupain2882 2 года назад
😃
@howiefeltersnatch7905
@howiefeltersnatch7905 2 года назад
I'm dying at the high gas prices 😭
@nunya7705
@nunya7705 2 года назад
@@howiefeltersnatch7905 the gas prices are the same as Bush Era actually less, I figured they would go much higher but have stayed steady. But has nothing to do w trump being a criminal and hammering his burner phones. Never heard of a pres using a burner phone, totally inappropriate and criminal.
@zed4225
@zed4225 2 года назад
Tantrums, can just see it, spitting his dummy out the pram. Smashing them phones good n proper, and all the evidence lol
@misc5949
@misc5949 2 года назад
I’d totally watch Guillermo on Avatar😂😍
@ASS999ish
@ASS999ish 2 года назад
Damn it Oz 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@EdwardAmesCastellano
@EdwardAmesCastellano 2 года назад
Donald bin Lyin has certainly got the grift for graft.
@gosutoman9701
@gosutoman9701 2 года назад
Did you think of that name yourself?
@pamelacourts5989
@pamelacourts5989 2 года назад
Funnny!
@jb6668
@jb6668 2 года назад
Its telling that the Projector in Chief puts up his hand when asking if anybody has hit their phone with a hammer. Only to claim that he never has.
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 2 года назад
😂😂 Exactly like with the toilets - projection/telegraphing.
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin 2 года назад
He hired someone to hit it with a hammer and then didn't pay them.
@CaptainGinyu
@CaptainGinyu 2 года назад
time for your medicine grandpa
@jeremybenoit759
@jeremybenoit759 2 года назад
It's also telling how he is able to stay alert and coherent enough to complete that sentence, unlike the current president.
@biggavellewavycrokett5260
@biggavellewavycrokett5260 2 года назад
@@jeremybenoit759 “god blesh the United staysh” - hairpiece 45 😂
@darceyweimer3171
@darceyweimer3171 2 года назад
Love ya Jimmy
@dorothyremington9450
@dorothyremington9450 2 года назад
I loved gurellmo? In the trailer for Avatar. To fk-ing funny 🤣🤣🤣 😂
@Kamarca
@Kamarca 2 года назад
Trump thinks smashing a phone gets rid of the evidence. Good, let's not tell him he is wrong.
@zombiebillcosby
@zombiebillcosby 2 года назад
@@coolbob7729 and YOU’RE not sure how to spell
@johnwattdotca
@johnwattdotca 2 года назад
@@saltybastardgaming5603 Trump 2024 to life!
@Kamarca
@Kamarca 2 года назад
Correction, I'm a hilarious Canadian. Thanks, though!
@westein1282
@westein1282 2 года назад
I mean, Trump probably doesn't even know what the cloud is (or how intelligence agencies can easily recover data from it, or that you can still recover site data even if someone used incognito mode).
@Kamarca
@Kamarca 2 года назад
@@westein1282 Shhhh
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