Trump is Only MENTALLY Ill Now

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The Lakers win their 17th NBA Title, Canadian’s celebrate Thanksgiving, Trump heads to Florida for a big maskless rally after he claimed that he is “immune” to the virus, the New York Times reports that he wanted to reveal a Superman logo under his shirt upon leaving Walter Reed Medical Center, Trump finally got a glowing endorsement - from the Taliban, we head out to the street to see how many African American people plan to vote for Trump after he claimed 95% of them would, and Jimmy and DJ Khaled settle their NBA Finals bet. If you would like to bid on DJ Khaled’s Sea-Doo go to: blessupjetski.com and help support the Overtown Youth Center in Miami!
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@BManTyler 3 года назад

You can't fix stupid. However, the red hats do make it easier to identify.

@alioffski45 3 года назад

And they are all made in China

@beedee9534 3 года назад

There were burning the Red hats in Colorado

@NewMessage 3 года назад

As a born and bred Canadian, I can attest that we're thankful for not being the US pretty much every year.

@Opus313 3 года назад

Happy Thanksgiving Day!

@AnnoyingMoose 3 года назад

I am also thankful that the border is still indefinitely closed!

@martinarnold4999 3 года назад

Until Trump, speaking as a Canadian I held USA in high regard, so I would not agree with your comment that we always felt like that.

@ferox965 3 года назад

Canadian here too. And glad I live in Canada...also glad we've kept our border shut.

@hatchz6 3 года назад

What he said...from east coast Canadian

@quickeditscc1917 3 года назад

“Canadians have so much to be thankful for... they’re not us’ 🤣🤣 - facts

@garretgroyce4657 3 года назад

Our leadership isn’t much better

@quickeditscc1917 3 года назад

@bryan babcock fk no

@butterflykisses2592 3 года назад

us Canadians rock!!

@walcoman 3 года назад

Just keep that Canadian wall tightly closed, EH? 😆

@randyvanryswyk2695 3 года назад

@denniselgatoblanco824 3 года назад

The "hell no's" and "absolutely not's" pretty muched sums that up!

@koprcord5338 3 года назад

The only thing he's immune to is intelligence.

@sonny539 3 года назад

Is that A joke you usually tell your 10year old Friends You meet on COD?

@ACTUAL_FACTSS 3 года назад

💯

@peepzluvem 3 года назад

@@sonny539 no its a joke that people who value their lives and country that don't want a sh*t president tell eachother

@NileshR12 3 года назад

😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

@sonny539 3 года назад

@@peepzluvem people who value there life dont Loot and say its peaceful protest,Burn Businesses and say they have insurance, and Expect the rest of us too believe in that bullcr*p

@filipv2167 3 года назад

It's insane that just telling the facts are more comedic than making jokes.

@hollandp9606 3 года назад

Sounds like a senile old man- sorry he is.

@sillygoose635 Год назад

@@hollandp9606 Yes trump is.

@kimberlydavis6755 3 года назад

“Nobody really knows.” If only the USA had something like ‘contact tracing.’ “Immunity” “protective glow” OMG.

@ThomasPanto 3 года назад

Ignorance creates the FEAR and fear creates the abuse of life..

@g0679 3 года назад

Not to worry. Ivanka and Jared are working on it.

@barbarachandler4430 2 года назад

I loved that “man on the street” interviews! That should win an Emmy, it was the best.

@NanaLine001 3 года назад

A good laugh as usual. Big hello from Line who lives up above (not in heaven) and is glad to be Canadian for sure. My heart goes out to you guys!

@lifeisgood1454 3 года назад

Taking off your mask in the middle of the pandemic is like throwing away your armour and shield in the middle of the battle. It's not bravery. It's stupidity.

@jaynepoullos9344 3 года назад

Agreed!!

@janncoons7445 Год назад

Well I must be super special no shots and no f****** masks and still healthy healthy healthy.

@justjoan4010 3 года назад

So glad you're back Jimmy.

@kjamison5951 3 года назад

trump: “I am immune!” FBI: “Not from prosecution…”

@davethebaptist8272 3 года назад

Wait till hillary gets hers

@aidankiriakou2064 3 года назад

MatchstalkMan FBI is part of the reason trumps in there! Thankyou to James Comey 😏

@hiphop296 3 года назад

@@davethebaptist8272 yall keep talking about hilary and Obama going to jail. So when is that gonna happen?

@-thedog-briangriffin9720 3 года назад

That's why he is so desperate to win. Once he is out they will come on top of him. He committed a lot of crimes.

@nancysmith4151 3 года назад

He's leaving US if loses, already said so. NO prosecution. Comrade Donald. He hehehe 😆

@jforrest84 3 года назад

It’s nice when us Canadians are thought of. Happy Thanksgiving!

@gypsysnickerdoodle4354 3 года назад

Jamie Forrest i know, right?

@missg.5940 3 года назад

I live near Michigan. When l visited some wanted to know why we don’t have it the same day as them instead of on the “ wrong” day! Also why we don’t celebrate the Fourth of July!!!😠😳😷🇨🇦

@rthetruthful 3 года назад

I could hear the *“Hell Naw”* from everybody before they even played the clip of them getting asked that question🤣

@heatherm2140 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@iainlyall6475 3 года назад

thank you for the Thanksgiving Day wishes Jimmy. it's nice to be recognized up here.

@kristi1189 3 года назад

“THEY had some big events at the White House” like he’s not involved.

@lisabertolini3481 3 года назад

like when you're bad and your mom tells your father "do you know what YOUR daughter did??"

@lauriem4112 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tallfitguy4631 3 года назад

@@lauriem4112 Mlm

@zogzog1063 3 года назад

Love the word 'THEY'. Like dude? rump? this is your White House right? Who are THEY? Some people you don't have control of?

@ashlaern 3 года назад

I'm close to certain he just wasn't invited to parties in his own house. He was sent to his room to pretend he doesn't exist but he still got out and stole some snacks

@TMercan31 3 года назад

Heyyyyyy!! Thanks for the Thanksgiving wishes - from Canada! 👋 🇨🇦🍗😷 PS - please VOTE!!! 🙏

@TheHomelessDreamer 3 года назад

"The Man of Steal This Election" might just be the most underrated/underappreciated joke of the night.

@Inglewood17 3 года назад

It is 😂😂😂

@AdrianColley 3 года назад

Thank you, I must have missed that one when it went by.

@iwantsexseemyvideo3336 3 года назад

Cyborg

@andreamcinnes7388 3 года назад

@Rita , 25 y.o ! [ WANT S Ē Х ] Open my canal !!! Dip

@Janique_GeminiBlue85 3 года назад

Hopefully Trump will test his "immune theory" and get sick again 🦠🧪🧫🧬

@koco23 3 года назад

HE SAID, “I’M BARACK OBAMA & I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

@livelife365 3 года назад

"It's one thing you learn...this is a contagious disease." Right, Donnie, glad you learned.

@alvarny77 3 года назад

He is still doing maskless rallies

@sonny539 3 года назад

"VOTE Dementia Biden "

@sonny539 3 года назад

@Sean Steele 🤣🤣I'm so looking forward too a Landslide this November,along with The Repeat of Waves of tears from all you libtards😂

@teresitauy5532 3 года назад

Omg, he is such a moron .

@dollymadison2397 3 года назад

I kept waiting for #45 to say: "Nobody ever knew that before. Nobody knew how contagious this was.

@wendy5116 3 года назад

I feel as if we’re all playing a game called ”Trump Against Humanity” hosted by Hannity

@thrashandburn10221 3 года назад

And people won't stop pandering to the czar

@BlackEpyon 3 года назад

He is on one of the white cards, though I really think it ought to be orange.

@oldrrocr 3 года назад

Pizza the trump.

@Zerushaddai 3 года назад

I like that title very much.

@stevemanly9914 3 года назад

Trump Against Sanity

@adriennebolles711 3 года назад

My black cat is a registered Demeowcat.

@trnharris 3 года назад

😂🤣😂🤣

@reyjay1 3 года назад

"Contaminator-in-Chief"! Gold!

@johnnyyuen809 3 года назад

If he Wasn't the president, he sounds like one of residents in the nursing home. Only thing is that the audience will be his fellow residents in the day room.

@jnorway7295 3 года назад

Johnny, well put!! This is exactly how egotistical 45 rambles and lies.

@aprilrain1211 3 года назад

🤣😄

@tylermoorman4866 3 года назад

If Trump is in a nursing home then Biden is in memory care and skilled nursing! Lol

@orangechicken3408 3 года назад

U made it rain with that comment 😂

@claude2642 3 года назад

Or as Groucho Marx would has said "I wouldn't live in a bug house that would have me for a resident'

@karenhartman9774 3 года назад

This president couldn’t run a bath, let alone a country! 🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸

@MyTubeSVp 3 года назад

My main fear is that a lot of your countrymen will disagree ...

@kitcoffey7194 3 года назад

🔥🔥🔥🔥

@timann80 3 года назад

@@MyTubeSVp We do. Liberalism is a disease that needs help. Tell me about what you like about Joe Biden and his policies. i can tell you all day why I vote for my candidate. I can also speak very negatively about Biden and tell you everything that is wrong with him

@MyTubeSVp 3 года назад

@@timann80 Sure you can. Go and vote, and we’ll see how it goes. I read that Proud Boys have started publicly talking about starting a civil war if Trump doesn’t win. The US is between a rock and a hard place.

@jasontavera9360 3 года назад

Good stuff as always Jimmy!!😂

@chuyocaca5797 3 года назад

"Joe did you just mentioned? the word 'smart' around me? don't ever use that word while am near ya!" Laughing my Azz off!@

@jullywilliams2223 3 года назад

Thank you 😊 and yes we’re thankful to be Canadians BUT enjoy everything you guys do. It’s boring here and we might go back in quarantine... the entertainment comes for you guys so THANK YOU!

@arthurvarady4190 3 года назад

I wonder if he will have a presidential library built after he leaves office. My questions would be: 1-would the library contain books? 2-will there be an adults only section in the back?

@devyl1516 3 года назад

Which institution though....

@lindaname9413 3 года назад

picture books for sure.

@ekihaket 3 года назад

Yea, there'd be books....lots of rolled up magazines, each signed by Stormy Daniels.

@betsylowe898 3 года назад

Trump supporters... if you want to carry guns... join the troops. Face Putin army. I bet and guarantee you will pull Trump move. I have a doctor's permit.

@SLucas-qs6fj 3 года назад

Every single issue of Playboy, for sure.

@HD-eu3zg 3 года назад

Nubby little baby carrot fingers 😂😂😂😂😂 Jimmy is so savage but so sweet you don't know how to comprehend his insults ❤️❤️❤️

@thop 3 года назад

“Hell no!”...I love my peoples😂

@juanthebean9845 3 года назад

I love this show

@Bathos29 3 года назад

FOR KOBE AND GIANNA BRYANT

@sramoore0075187 3 года назад

Word

@buenaenriquez8424 3 года назад

His still acting stupid, immune with his own dreams. What else can he do more damage to the country.

@MariaRosario-xm9cs 3 года назад

how did he damage america?

@leontrotsky8676 3 года назад

@@MariaRosario-xm9cs Are you shittin me?

@happyface2958 3 года назад

Okay I know I've been shadow banned but man this was real fast lol. Yes Trump is damaging the country. I had a friend who owns the furniture store and he had 6~8 undocumented employees but he had to fire them (ice got'em) and hire bunch of US americanos. undocumented aliens work so hard for way less than a minimum wages...

@leontrotsky8676 3 года назад

@Jason Robertson Doctors have said that there is no evidence that you become immune after contracting it. Why, are you a doctor that has some secret info we aren't aware of?

@g0679 3 года назад

@@MariaRosario-xm9cs Cute stage name. Time for your borscht break, Natasha.

@mojo500100 Год назад

That “rip-open-the-shirt-to-reveal-a-Superman-suit” idea is straight out of Gene Wilder’s entrance in “Willy Wonka.”

@theluckycanadian1798 3 года назад

Thank you for mentioning Canada ..this was my best Thanks Giving in 15 years because we had a great dinner by ourselves in a first nation eatery overlooking the Pacific ocean. As my wife is Asian and I Causation we had our own best meals, she had fish soup with 6 different creatures shelled and fin, and I had A full turkey dinner...Peace and Love from Canada...ps we wore masks in and out of eatery ....thanks again for the Canada shout out...

@lisamc6094 3 года назад

Hate you hate you hate you - Canadian locked home Much love

@dylandoh6495 3 года назад

You forgot to mention "lttstore", Linus. JK. Congrats yo! 🎉

@jessstuart7495 3 года назад

Are you going to vote for Trump? OH, HELL NO!!!

@David-rf9qd 3 года назад

Only idiots who vote for big idiot

@tatenelson3577 3 года назад

Is the majority of Americans going to vote for Biden OH HELL NO

@kathleenjacobson8006 3 года назад

Flush the turd, November 3rd. I already voted for Biden.

@rufinopascual5390 3 года назад

Trump 2020

@ernestonavarro6431 3 года назад

Voting for Trump again!!! Trump 2020!

@richietwoshoes9531 3 года назад

When Jimmy Kimmel asked all those Black folks are they voting for the trump,I could not stop laughing, I had tears running down my face,I needed a good laugh they were great!

@doreendklutz6400 3 года назад

Trump: “Immunity means, you have the protective glow.” My 12-yr old: “He’s watching too many superhero movies.” 🤣🤣🤣 with all the work the country needs done! He’s got time to watch TV!!

@ThomasPanto 3 года назад

Scotty, we need more power to the shields.-kirk I'm given him all shes got captian.-- scotty

@jeromeinthehousesowatchyam4237 3 года назад

BIDEN FOR PRESIDENT

@blondeshoooter 3 года назад

TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT

@eskiltester3913 3 года назад

@@blondeshoooter no

@Jadeskorpion 3 года назад

@@blondeshoooter hahaha ha, no. I'm looking forward to seeing him indicted on January 22nd, 2021.

@Melissa-gy9dp 3 года назад

YAY RACISM YAY SNIFFING CHILDREN

@davidoryiman2398 3 года назад

Joe Biden don't even know his name is joe

@MadStatter 3 года назад

The S on the Cheato Overlord's chest would have stood for "SuperSpreader" if he actually pulled that stunt.

@luthien3565 3 года назад

@Mad Statter The S on the Cheato Overlord's chest would have stood for "Senile"

@matthiasmunchen9323 3 года назад

That would have been SS then... even more suting if you ask me (but even those idiots back than wouldn't touch that imbecile with a 6foot stick)

@pretty5793 3 года назад

I can't believe we missed it...everyone would have had a different reaction to it for sure!

@mre2039 3 года назад

S for Stupidity on steroids.

@iwantsexseemyvideo3336 3 года назад

Zoo GFI

@paulcadogan7033 3 года назад

Immune? Unlike the patient who just died when coronovirus returned after he had recovered. The man is insane.

@sabrinaabreu8442 3 года назад

I started binge watching kimmel thx to quarantine and I’m OBSESSED WITH GUILLERMO LATINO GANGGGGG 😂💯💯💯 🇨🇺 , 🇲🇽

@lostmypassword 3 года назад

I can't get over that the one time he takes his advisers advice is when it comes to not wearing a Superman costume. I am hurt it never happened :(

@user-nn7mg3bp4u 3 года назад

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

@darnellrx 3 года назад

Exactly what we will get if Biden gets in👍Trump2020

@lorebay2593 3 года назад

@@darnellrx no, America is tired, tired of the trump experiment. We hope to regain a competent administration of truly " the best people" for the job at hand that will serve all of America, instead of a revolving door of just friends and yes men who are not qualified to serve. We will gain two individuals that care about the country and will speak cohesiveness instead of the us versus them divisive speech, and hateful rhetoric. We hope to hire people with a more effective plan of handling this virus than a promise unfulfilled. We hope to restore the United of our fractured states and country, and regain some sense of normalcy instead of the everyday drama of the occupant in the people's Oval Office. We will regain civility, honesty, integrity, common courtesy and the minds of certain people who have been led astray by wicked ones of supremacy and the Stand back and standby crowd. We should not be at war in our own country and fearful.of domestic terrorists.

@timann80 3 года назад

@@lorebay2593 You got brainwashed into nonsense by the political establishment again. Way to think for yourself

@lorebay2593 3 года назад

@@timann80 the thoughts are strictly my own from constant observation of this manchild, and after the last 4 years and all the antics, drama, and revolving door administration, you can't see that the occupant is not a fit man to lead all of this country, you sir need your brain washed from the delusion you and others like minded are suffering from. The occupant wants America to be his own and we will not bow to a king, but the king of Kings and the Lord of Lords, and guess what, it ain't him, the occupant of the people's house.

@chelsied.8691 3 года назад

@Lore Bay, don't worry about ol Suge, that is what we call projection. Anytime someone doesn't share his/her opinion he chooses from his right wing talking points and accusations. Most can see right through him/her.

@christelheadington1136 3 года назад

"They" had some big events at the White House. Surprise parties? How did "they" pull that off ?

@desereeme5084 3 года назад

Keep up the good work Jim

@henhenhen19 3 года назад

I've been thinking about the structure of Late Night monologues, of how the jokes are written and the rhythm of the punchlines and what the different shows have in common or do better/worse than the others. I really, really appreciate the puns in the early sentences of Kimmels monologues. There's a more continuous flow of wit that doesn't just hang on the success of a punchline (like the ones written for Fallon or Corden). It's also made to feel much more organic and conversational, which is hard for a written text to do. I really appreciate the writing on this show, especially the monologues. My all-time favorite is and will remain Craig Fergusson (in every single way), and when it comes to interviews it's Graham Norton (mainly because of the research they do and how they connect everything). Sorry for a an uninteresting and long text, I just wanted to give cred to this show for their well written monologues that sneak in the puns and don't hang on them like lifelines.

@ricardojimenez2004 3 года назад

BIDEN 2020

@sramoore0075187 3 года назад

For the love of God, please Biden in 2021

@marcy3098 3 года назад

Grateful to be a Canadian! Thanks for the shout out 😊

@DaveGringo 3 года назад

Now he thinks this also will give him immunity to all criminal charges once out of office.... Love to see him and crazy Rudy use that to keep him out of prison... The doctor's gave him immunity!!!

@krisfrederick5001 3 года назад

"This guy showed up in a bubble...HE died." I died. "I am immersed in Black people. Not a dog not a black cat is going to vote for donald trump." I just died again. Holy hell

@jwhit127 3 года назад

@bryan babcock bot

@AnthonyHafciojoni 3 года назад

“Hell No I’m not voting for trump” “No” “Hell No” “HailNo” Trumps new campaign slogan 😄

@karolschwartz625 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@uri0606 3 года назад

Yeah, AA who live in the south probably do though. not because they love Trump, mostly due to conservative issues as they're very religious.

@iwantsexseemyvideo3336 3 года назад

Chris

@ricktrump1362 3 года назад

TRUMP 2020....4 MORE YEARS...…..

@snowflake3361 3 года назад

Do you suppose trump keeps talking about his “immunity” hoping that it extends to any criminal charges that might be awaiting him when he exits the White House? 🤣🤣🤣

@MarkMark0000 3 года назад

Name one thing he can be charged for? Take your time, I'll wait

@EvieVermont 3 года назад

Right ?

@Brandon_388 3 года назад

@@MarkMark0000 his taxes, that took 5 seconds to come up with. Yay

@blood_v12_89 3 года назад

And we are still waiting on that answer lmao!!🤣

@MarkMark0000 3 года назад

@@Brandon_388 what about his taxes?? Please I'm dying to hear this

@kristinek2916 3 года назад

I love you Jimmy Kimmel!!!! Be president 🙏🇺🇸

@jackcool5346 3 года назад

Good night everyone

@kflockk 3 года назад

Goodnight

@skid1160 3 года назад

Not gonna sleep but goodnight💜

@eltopo6622 3 года назад

Good night random person! I send you a good night hug from South America!

@jeffreyxu6430 3 года назад

The only thing Donald trump is immune to is character, dignity, and decency

@lenamoser3888 3 года назад

And reason.

@tatenelson3577 3 года назад

Explain because that is such a bullshit statement

@AdrianColley 3 года назад

And a fanatical devotion to the Pope?

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад

@@AdrianColley Don't worry. They'll come in again.

@edwardsferrazza9646 3 года назад

You need to look up ignorance. You may see your picture

@flexthought7655 3 года назад

Love you, Mr Kimmel! Stay safe, stay healthy!🙏🏿

@pamelaseale8848 3 года назад

I totally agree with you!

@alyssanautica7583 3 года назад

THE “OBAMA SOUNDALIKE” when he said “UNFORTUNATELY,,, NO.” I STARTED SCREAMING OH MY GODDDDD

@AngiesDoingIt 3 года назад

Because everyone might be asking him to speak all the time.

@alyssanautica7583 3 года назад

@@AngiesDoingIt hahahaha yea he said he gets it a lot! But it was an answer to another question it was just funny the way he said it 🤣

@davidtrejo2512 3 года назад

He sounds exactly like Obama haha

@crystalm4324 3 года назад

“Not a Dog, Not a Cat, not a BLACK PiT Bull is gonna vote for Donald trump!!”

@christelheadington1136 3 года назад

Trump has lost the licorice vote too.

@aliceyi3167 3 года назад

had me ROLLING!

@christinaaa_xo 3 года назад

That was the funniest part!!! Had me cracking up!

@TheMarPacifico 3 года назад

Jimmy K, a heart of gold by donating the proceeds of the jetski to a noble cause...

@cindybenson87 3 года назад

"THEY" had some big events at the white house 🤔

@SomeOn 3 года назад

The only thing he's immune to is to common sense..

@SomeOn 3 года назад

@bryan babcock if I was an American, I would vote for Biden as soon as I could!

@lytlechamberlain761 3 года назад

Which is, ironically, the least common of all the senses.

@Twitchy_McExorcism 3 года назад

If only he had a superman shirt when his "bonespurs" were acting up.

@aprilrain1211 3 года назад

🤣👍

@ROOKTABULA 3 года назад

@@hellersbuildingremodeling7771 Whataboutism: The only debate tactic of Cult 45 Reich Wingers and Russian trolls.

@leonard1150 3 года назад

😂😂😂He probably would have found some Krytonite somewhere 😂

@davejohn255 3 года назад

You win the comments...lol

@sirrom5155 3 года назад

@@ROOKTABULA yep, all us nazis who...love israel and hate endless wars...and don't want a one world order.

@CFDDose 3 года назад

Amazing episode. THANK YOU Jimmy!

@phineasthegreat2402 3 года назад

Neither of my black cats are voting for trump either.

@alisong14 3 года назад

Cats are smarter than the damn cult!

@shannon3944 3 года назад

Phineas 😂💯❤👍👍🌊💙🗳📫

@phineasthegreat2402 3 года назад

@Jason Robertson That is soooo true. 😂😂 🤪🤪🤪🤪

@Draconicus702 3 года назад

@Jason Robertson we're not insane... I should know, I have a cat who use to be half dog... until my dog whose half cat taught my cat whose half dog how to be a full cat and now I'm just stuck with two cats. And I'm still perfectly sane.

@bigbeauf_____3167 3 года назад

@@Draconicus702 😋, nice comment.

@miahrese283 3 года назад

Trump just repeating stuff we already know about the virus so it makes it look like he knows what he’s talking about is sending me😭

@iwantsexseemyvideo3336 3 года назад

Chris

@rishavmitra6444 3 года назад

"Contaminator in Chief" XD - Jimmy Kimmel

@SteveLionProducer 3 года назад

The Clown in Chief is really an unintentional comedian

@edwardrichardson7076 10 месяцев назад

"I feel fantastically" -- WHAT?!

@cryptnick_ 3 года назад

Every time I hear trump talk I feel dumber afterwards.

@cryptnick_ 3 года назад

@bryan babcock *you're

@mufflejoy 3 года назад

Trump logic: "They" had some events at the White House. "It wasn't my puny hand in the cookie jar". The man is certainly immune - to reality.

@sunshine3914 3 года назад

That’s how he’s been able to remain on tv for 5 decades.

@uncleboobs625 3 года назад

@I NEED BOУ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! even the bots get it

@joanndurbin3303 3 года назад

"They" had some big events at the White House. LOL

@roseandrade2114 3 года назад

It sounds as though he wasn't there 🤣🤣🤣. He is such a stupid moron

@Waveylily 3 года назад

Enjoyed it so much🤣😂

@creativeandaliveat65 3 года назад

Advanced thinking: person, woman, man, camera, TV.

@rosaamarillo2110 3 года назад

Neanderthal thinking... Wall, China, Hillary, Hunter, Obama..

3 года назад

“I am immersed in Black people”

@melissacryder3949 3 года назад

Wuh?

@awonoto 3 года назад

Sounds like a pornhub category.

@g0679 3 года назад

@Jason Robertson Vote fo’ Joe. And hire a proofreader.

@tassochristopoulos2046 3 года назад

J. Kimmel... We love 💘 you in Canada... Many fans from Montreal... 😍😍🌟🌟

@davidsymington6046 3 года назад

Donating the Jet Ski was a class move...by all involved. Well done.

@tinaliberty6567 3 года назад

When trump thinks Corona virus is nothing but then he gets it

@bhabeshnayak921 3 года назад

Oo la la

@bhabeshnayak921 3 года назад

You poop

@bhabeshnayak921 3 года назад

You fart

@mariahuicochea9012 3 года назад

Oh but he got through it , what can the media say now? Just like other people who don't care about masks can get covid and still survive it.

@bhabeshnayak921 3 года назад

@@mariahuicochea9012 are you from Japan

@incognitro7634 3 года назад

Trump doesn't have to "Pretend to be frail". He can't drink from cups and he can't walk down ramps.

@loomspace 3 года назад

Can't do stairs without a handrail either.

@Confusdnfl 3 года назад

He eats pizza with a knife and fork. 😳🤦‍♀️

@austiniscoolduh 3 года назад

Statements like this freak me out. The fact that people actually say this even though Biden is the one with these problems. It’s actually scary.

@ThePaulmirto 3 года назад

@@austiniscoolduh really. Biden rides a bike.

@sharonsmalls6846 3 года назад

@@ThePaulmirto Thank you and we know Trump can't mount a bike less ride one.

@EvieVermont 3 года назад

"Loves people who love him; that's his only criteria." Lol

@ministryoftruth8523 3 года назад

''Nobody knows'' is Trumpspeak for ''I don't have f*%king clue.''

@kangitankaska 3 года назад

“They” had some big events at the W.H.? He’s the gd they!

@avatarcoolman 3 года назад

•Third world countries knew how to trace coronavirus back in March? LOL!

@marleyex2695 3 года назад

Probably but just because it's third world doesn't make them stupid. They just don't have all the resources they need. I've vacationed in my dad's (what America likes to describe as "third world country" in the Caribbean even though it's quite beautiful there) many times and I can say maybe if America would stop labeling these places and just listen they can learn a thing or two. Especially with the cleaner and healthier versions of medicinal remedies that would probably cost a pretty penny here. Btw I'm not coming at you, obviously your comment was a dig at how badly they've handled this pandemic here in the States. My comment was more so to others who assumes Third World means the people are slow there. They're smart enough not to totally depend on their government knowing how corrupt their government is. That's the big mistake we've made in America and look how they use it against us.

@jonsirulesx9929 3 года назад

@@marleyex2695 Very true. Twenty years ago India was very much regarded as a "third world country" but now they are very big in the business world, have nuclear weapons and have sent rockets into space. For me, the major downsides that still apply to India are the horrendous caste system, the subjugation of women and the fact that prosperity and opportunity are firmly centred in the major cities with little wealth being given to the rural areas. I don't know if these three areas count as "third world country" thinking but the sooner they are remediated the better for the country, and the world as a whole.

@stein1385 3 года назад

Kimmel, you rock buddy! Ty

@Badgersj 3 года назад

'They' had some big events at the White House - sigh.

@godydogy 3 года назад

When Pinocchio Lied he had a nose that grew. When Trump lies he has an Orange Glow

@godydogy 3 года назад

@bryan babcock it will be a good day for you when you wake up to the fact that you have been conned

@curtisl2000 3 года назад

HAHAHAHAHHA "a protective glow"

@maureendodd3402 3 года назад

Thanks for the shout out 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 YES we do have a lot to be thankful for 😁

@kcl060 3 года назад

Omg, the last few seconds of the polling were hilarious!

@sz9262 3 года назад

Happy Canadian thanksgiving from Alberta! We are thankful to not be in the situation in the US, but I’m not thankful that we’re the country right next to it haha

@martinarnold4999 3 года назад

Our Covid problems are growing. Not USA levels or anywhere close. But alarming enough we need to take action.