Orgies, Cocaine and Burner Phones Consume GOP Thanks to Cawthorn and Trump: A Closer Look

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Seth takes a closer look at Trump denying ever using a burner phone while House Republicans are getting asked if they’re into cocaine and orgies.
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Orgies, Cocaine and Burner Phones Consume GOP Thanks to Cawthorn and Trump: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@Ryuujinv01 2 года назад

Mccarthys reaction comes off like "I asked you in confidence, bro"

@SoManyRandomRamblings 2 года назад

Exactly

@melt4769 2 года назад

When a full throttle narcissist tells you they don’t know / haven’t heard of something, they’re lying - because in their minds, they know everything.

@bradleyheck7204 2 года назад

Especially if the narcissist is also a sociopath and a pathological liar.

@tlp6259 2 года назад

FACTS. 🙌🏼

@bethmoore7722 2 года назад

I was at a party that turned into an orgy, back in the 80s. It was awkward. I was too drunk to drive home, so I slept on the floor at the end of the bed, with another guy who wasn’t up for being groped by strangers. That was one of my more disheveled walks of shame. And don’t ask how many such walks I’ve had. I don’t feel like doing math.

@mrsobrian6032 2 года назад

If he did not use normal phones to make the calls we know he made, then we know intent and that Trump knew what he was doing was wrong. Please hold him accountable!

@Blackwidow59girl 2 года назад

Who? Biden

@SyzygyNoon 2 года назад

@@Blackwidow59girl You’ve got no ground to stand on.

@mrsobrian6032 2 года назад

@@Blackwidow59girl Obviously a republican as evident by not being able to follow a video or simple discussion. Please wake up from your brainwashing. What non-problem is on republicans fear based stories, done with the M&M and child books non-issue, issue. #republicanwhining

@JTheMan1 10 месяцев назад

@@Blackwidow59girlwhataboutisms run deep, seems like a defense mechanism

@unkleturpis9253 2 года назад

McCarthy: "Damnit, Cawthorne, you're not supposed to rat us out like that."

@yvonnewood7757 2 года назад

He rebuked him in private? Sounds like McCarthy is one of those who did the inviting. This is the first time I can remember him reacting to any disgusting behaviour from members of his party.

@eldorados_lost_searcher 2 года назад

There was a rebuke of MTG, but then he almost immediately promised to put her on some important committees after the midterm elections.

@markmac2206 2 года назад

probably confiscated all his coke too. and his tarps.

@tSparks 2 года назад

McCarthy is so, SO obviously a scathingly, loathsome creature.

@thejason755 2 года назад

It’s more the reaction with the vibe of “you fucking narc” rather then anything else.

@xelasomar4614 2 года назад

McCarthy to Cawthorn: "First rule of ReCOC (Republican Cocaine Orgy Club) is you don't talk about ReCOC, we're removing the wheelchair ramp until further notice".

@luisespinoza8391 2 года назад

Seth imitating a cocaine buzz sounds like Don Jr. 😆

@ChandlerSomborac 2 года назад

"Tim Apple"... I won't *ever* forget that!🤦‍♂️😂🤣

@NewMessage 2 года назад

"He's lost my trust..." By revealing your secret. It wouldn't be a breach of trust otherwise, McCarthy.

@sprig5173 2 года назад

He sounds like a stepdad trying not to alienate his wife's troubled kids

@Lina_unchained 2 года назад

Solid point.

@lynnwilhoite6194 2 года назад

This is very true, great catch.

@user-zy4wv7yx1z 2 года назад

Bingo, you spotted the Freudian slip!

@jillsy2815 2 года назад

Ya I caught that, too!!! Also how angry they all got.

@JeremyToh 2 года назад

Since when does GOP needs evidence to prove anything?

@cc1k435 2 года назад

Remember, feelings before facts! 🙄

@maritzamolina5409 2 года назад

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@chrisitinabobinski3798 2 года назад

Remember MTG fondling a DJT cardboard cutout .🤮

@piertinence 2 года назад

@@cc1k435 Remember that the orange Trump is still looking for Hilary 30,000 missing emails. That would take more than 7 hours

@HowToChangeName 2 года назад

You should know they really value fact, or as they said "alternative fact"

@tommyt1971 2 года назад

“I just lost my trust in him and he’s going to have to earn it back…” What the hell trust did you have in that little punk to begin with, McCarthy???

@SoManyRandomRamblings 2 года назад

You only say something like that when someone tattles on your secrets. That's why you stop trusting them. If someone is making stuff up, you deny it, not say something alluding to 'you're not going to be invited anymore'

@msherry01776 2 года назад

Seth keeps nailing it perfectly! Best Closer (Distant??!!!) Look ever - Hard to do with a segment that hits a Grand Slam Home Run out of the park every night.

@General_Nothing 2 года назад

Anybody else feel like McCarthy saying, “he’s lost my trust,” really makes it sound like he’s the one who invited Cawthorn to the orgy?

@jillsy2815 2 года назад

yep i noticed lol

@judylevitt4555 2 года назад

No. McCarthy's just using politi-talk. I'm in CA and I've followed his disgusting career. He's ruthlessly ambitious and wouldn't do something so obviously perilous to his goal.

@peggyking9543 2 года назад

Like the Dad with a 20yo girlfriend telling his son - "Don't tell your Mother."

@Not_I_Am310 2 года назад

HA!!! Never thought of it that way, but totally!!

@tlp6259 2 года назад

And when he said "it's unbecoming" behaviour. Oh really Kevin?? That's what you consider "unbecoming"? And not the litany of other absurdities and atrocities members of your caucus have committed and perpetuated? LOL

@Cosmosisification 2 года назад

I gotta say, nothing screams innocence quite like saying "He's lost our trust" about the guy claiming you invited him to orgies and to do cocaine

@KM-nd6wj 2 года назад

Excellent point!!

@kingofnonation5843 2 года назад

Like we asked you in confidence xD

@aryferreira2375 2 года назад

Sounds like : Next time we will not invite him for orgies and to do cocaine, because " He's lost our trust"

@jason1blizz 2 года назад

Yet he knows what a key bump is. That is very telling all in itself.

@mjfor-short4844 2 года назад

Right! He could’ve said that this is absurd and untrue and the young man is lying, but nope.

@realitycheck5902 2 года назад

It's amazing, none of the other highly inappropriate behavior or criminal activity bothered McCarthy or the GOP, but revelations about other immoral activities got their attention.

@junbug73 2 года назад

This episode did my heart good. Thanks for keeping us laughing Seth ❤💜🤪

@JoeEnglandShow 2 года назад

It's worth noting that the paperwork in Trump's lawsuit against the NY Times and his niece used the term "burner phone" at least 3 times.

@christopherweise438 2 года назад

Joe England - Trump lied. Hmmm........must be a day that ends in Y.

@dkannapan 2 года назад

Yeah, but he’ll say his lawyer or the coffee-boy wrote that.

@Wolfboss7 2 года назад

Considering his cognitive functions (or lack therefore of), I doubt he even remembers that lawsuit.

@Staqrick 2 года назад

@@Wolfboss7 We replaced a guy with cognitive "issues" with a geezer with actual cognitive decline issues. Thanks for ruining people's life with your vote.

@jb888888888 2 года назад

Yah but plaintiffs don't write their own complaints, that's what they have lawyers for. Unless they're filing _pro se_ which is fancy lawyer talk for "representing themselves." Not even Trump does that.

@andybaldman 2 года назад

When Trump says he’s never heard of something, he’s TOTALLY heard of it.

@Zed.Leppelin 2 года назад

Just like CNN with Hunters' laptop

@schmonzo42 2 года назад

@@Zed.Leppelin one thing all trumptrolls seem to do is deflect. CNN has nothing to do with this. You can name all the times you think other people lied, doesnt change that trump is a notorious lying conman and he is fucking the gop up like noone has before. He is making us all forget what the usa has been about for over 90 years...

@hannahcrouch22 2 года назад

This was definitely one of the best episodes to date!

@michaelrainbow8758 2 года назад

Excellent piece Seth. You are truly appreciated.

@prikov1 2 года назад

Imagine living in a place where Madison Cawthorne is the best guy you have to represent you in Congress...

@charlesmadison1384 2 года назад

Kinda like being represented by MTG or Louie Gohmert or Ted Cruz or ...

@oneirishpoet 2 года назад

Yeah that's hard to imagine, and I live in Indiana which is full of right wing douchebags!

@judithsmith9582 2 года назад

@@charlesmadison1384 Yeah. The list is endless...

@marvinmartion1178 2 года назад

Well he's not the worst! Sorta?

@prikov1 2 года назад

@@charlesmadison1384 Rand Paul..Ron Johnson Boebert..Jordan..Banks..Massie.. Gaetz..Desantis..Banks..

@lrajah1 2 года назад

Damn his cocaine act sounded just like don jr

@tommyt1971 2 года назад

In addition to the “Tim Apple” gaffe his knowledge doesn’t extend to closing umbrellas, trailing toilet paper on his shoes, nuking hurricanes, raking forests and dumping water on burning cathedrals. Oh and “Whose boat is this boat” and wet storms, from a standpoint of water.

@chadtarver3301 2 года назад

Don’t forget! He forgot Melania was standing right next to him on stage.

@upAcreekCAM 2 года назад

Seth you're killing it!! A Distant Look, your timing, everything is on point

@Tsukiru 2 года назад

Every new segment joke has been really killer. Yesterday's "Seth Needs a Smoke Break" was made even better with Seth's reaction, and "A Distant Look" is just a simple but much appreciated wordplay.

@StephanieAly 2 года назад

I was desperately sad when the audience came back, but this era of Late Night has been brilliant. Makes me excited to see where it goes from here

@madeleineprice9645 2 года назад

@@StephanieAly Yes, he's been on fire this week. I loved it during lockdown, when late night hosts really had to earn their salaries and not rely on the ego trip of audiences fluffed by warm-up comedians! I listened to some Kimmel and Colbert recently and their audiences are still full of howler monkeys! Seth's audiences are just as enthusiastic, they know when to stop - and it's all done without the screamers! ........ ,....... We're SO special ..😚😚

@davidknightx 2 года назад

I laughed way too hard at his smoke break.

@vryusvin3905 2 года назад

I have been amazed at the truly dynamic nature of the show. Great job to everyone there who manages to create this insanely entertaining, and often insightful, segment. Nothing beats Seth and his crew.

@mariannerivera2720 2 года назад

ABSOLUTELY AGREE 😆😆😆😆 TO FUNNY😆😆

@StephanieAly 2 года назад

When they cut back to distant Seth lmfaoooo I died

@_psnapp_ 2 года назад

Seth you are killing it. one of the best shows

@brigitperry4991 2 года назад

I always love A Closer Look, but this is the best one yet.

@themighty6813 2 года назад

Massive respect to Wally for keeping up with Seth during his coke rant. The man must’ve looked like a windmill.

@christopherweise438 2 года назад

Gareth Griffiths - How do you think Wally was keeping up? He had probably just come from the staff orgy.

@jasonenglish9997 2 года назад

Wally was also on coke

@WarriorDudePerson 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@Turbojonny5 2 года назад

🙌🏼 Yay COKE!!!

@heidi22209 2 года назад

Windmills... ahhh the good ol " Windmills "

@hollyyork1164 2 года назад

I've never laughed so hard at a "Closer Look" before. Thank you, Madison Cawthorn for the only thing I'll ever thank you for; a genuine comedy gold nugget!

@matthewsmith5374 2 года назад

Young Dr. Strangelove strikes again.

@BooBooGlue1 2 года назад

I know! This was laugh out loud funny. Really well put together. Killer jokes!

@benlutz1974 2 года назад

Ah young Madison, the reason I keep writing my congressman to have all the accessibility ramps removed from the capitol building.

@blackkiritok 2 года назад

This comment is equally funny as the video. lol

@vailpcs4040 2 года назад

I really enjoyed The Ice Storm, apparently.

@carissamcgee3793 2 года назад

Wally is hilarious 😂 I love that Seth has him in some of the segments!!

@naujaral2131 2 года назад

Great new segment thank you Seth :)

@happytapir2916 2 года назад

Anyone who knows the term “key bump” has definitely done key bumps.

@chefRyan38 2 года назад

I've been a fan of A Distant Look from the start!

@tamzinbrown9384 2 года назад

❤❤❤

@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 2 года назад

Love the Cocaine "Rant" by Seth ... It was spot on!

@MrHeretrix 2 года назад

This "Distant Look" was excellent, especially the end. Well done.

@HandyMan657 2 года назад

How dare Cawthorn tell everyone about our orgies and coke parties! I'm so mad he told the public.

@tracyhale8336 2 года назад

Yeah...they TOTALLY told on themselves.

@tdsims1963 2 года назад

👍.

@cc1k435 2 года назад

There go all the weekend plans. 😕

@ewokwarrior2656 2 года назад

Is this what a "self own" is?

@THERobertL2000 2 года назад

Yeah, I really wish he hadn't.

@massiminitrains 2 года назад

Correction: I'm pretty sure Cawthorn was quoting his colleagues when he used the phrase "sexual get together". He would have used orgy, and that is why he said he realized that is what he meant.

@shadyshandalear 2 года назад

When the joke first takes over Seth - 2:37 When he tries to break free, but no - 3:08 When Seth *GOES* full method (with hints of Vince Vaughn) to commit to the bit - 3:20 When you also have to ask…You ok? - 3:35🤣

@ClaytonSummers 2 года назад

I was rolling laughing at the entire video, but the fact that Jewish space lasers don't work on Saturdays was an underrated excellent joke.

@housequakeb6866 2 года назад

This has been one of the most fun Closer Looks and I’m only halfway through.

@pollypockets508 2 года назад

I'm literally crying and I too am only half way through.

@aazhie 2 года назад

Don't get TOO close, it's messy xD

@RubyDoobieScoo 2 года назад

Distant Looks*

@jacobt4013 2 года назад

I agree. The first "Distant Look" was amazing!

@f0xh0nd51 2 года назад

@@aazhie tarps

@timmyeades7908 2 года назад

What's even worse is the room that the interview occurs with Madison Cawthorn. Who staged this room? A creepy little kids doll sitting over Madison's shoulder. It looks like the therapy doll, that police use to ask a child where the bad man, touched them. Creepy!

@AccelerateYourSuccess 2 года назад

Exactly. I've been wondering why nobody's mentioning that doll or Gatez.

@13699111 2 года назад

I agree creepy

@gamepapa1211 2 года назад

I think we just accepted that anything involving members of the GQP would be creepy and pointing it out would be redundant.

@chonqmonk 2 года назад

There's also a picture of Mel Gibson as Christ in the background, in that weirdest of weird rooms.

@larrygarland3728 2 года назад

His bedroom at h is Mom's house?

@seankimble1906 2 года назад

Damn. Seth Meyers has been killing his monologues/segments since Covid. Way to pivot and make it the funniest monologue to watch on television.

@elizabethwatt8131 2 года назад

Ahhh Seth, I just LOVE You! You say exactly what we're thinking, but YOU SAY IT in a way we never could!!!

@shermanculbertson6244 2 года назад

I’ve really been struggling this year with depression and haven’t been doing very well. Thank you Seth for always making me laugh and smile and providing me with an escape from everything. Keep up the awesome work.

@toad4ever103 2 года назад

Please feel better.

@stephengordon2995 2 года назад

You are not alone

@aokigaharakomorebi 2 года назад

Same and same

@michellewalters4484 2 года назад

Reach out to people who can help you and take care of yourself... Things get better.,. 🙏🙏🙏

@Marijuanifornia 2 года назад

Whenever you're feeling low, get high. Watch the 1942 USDA video, *Hemp For Victory.* The legalization of "Marihuana" stopped the Nazis.

@incredibilistic 2 года назад

"I know more about courts than any human being on Earth." "I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth." "I know more about ISIS than the generals do." "I understand politicians better than anybody." "I understand money better than anybody." "Nobody knows more about trade than me." "Nobody knows more about construction than I do." "Nobody knows more about technology than me." Never heard of the term "burner phone." Yup, sounds about right.

@artbargra 2 года назад

He's been proven time and time again to be a pathological liar. What else is news here?

@pammiller9450 2 года назад

👍 selective memory.. Selective amnesia.. Coupled with one of the most unscrupulous jerks on the planet... Only in opposite world would he ever be believed... or virtuous.

@judeconnor-macintyre9874 2 года назад

He's Bizzaro.

@awest4657 2 года назад

CORRECTION: you forgot to mention Elijah Wood when talking about the Ice Storm. He’s one of the most prolific actors of our time & played one of the most iconic roles of all time - Video Game Boy in Back To The Future 2. (Seriously tho, I love Ice Storm. )

@nicholaslipowski7744 2 года назад

Seth Meyers just keeps on getting better and better.

@brb7919 2 года назад

That was a classic. "A distant Look" should be a change up every once in a while in the future.

@IAmJustR 2 года назад

A Puzzled Look An Angry Look I'll watch and love the, all 😂

@JesusRamirez03 2 года назад

A Cue-ser Look (thank you Wally)

@abcnostradamus4985 2 года назад

Liberals all over the world has accepted money from a WW2 NAZI CRIMINAL GEORGE SOROS. YOU ALL GUILTY OF NAZISM. HAIL SOROS on the left. There's NOTHING liberals will do about NAZI SOROS!!! NOTHING HAHAHAHAHA

@sherinameless1618 2 года назад

I am probably the last person in the world who got a cell phone, but I heard the term "burner phone" years and years ago, thanks to TV detective shows. And since Trump claimed to be "the Law& Order President," he would have had to have heard Lenny talking about how, say, Matt Gaetz arranged his sexual get-togethers on a burner.

@Mike-rh8ii 2 года назад

🎶 dum dum 🎶

@marksmith2339 2 года назад

He also claimed to know more about technology than anyone. He’s full of it

@kaydeedid 2 года назад

Matt didn't have any teen sexual encounter. Never a shred of evidence. Just more demonrat smear campaign. Directed at anyone who oppose their narrative. Get real here

@Joyfux 2 года назад

@George Morenstein let’s start by prosecuting the crimes we saw Trump do and admit to.

@lucypher8223 2 года назад

I read this and the law and order gong went off in my head

@Torey3D 2 года назад

Seth was in rare form on this is one! Truly one of the best to date 😄😄😄

@andrewshorn7832 2 года назад

Seth again you and your writers are absolutely outstanding! I think Al Pacino is going to have to give you an Academy Award for your cocaine ... standing ovation!

@RickTBL 2 года назад

A Closer Look is always good, but this one is a stand out.

@Beth-ie 2 года назад

This whole week has been insanely good. But "A Distant Look" was genius.

@jaerivus 2 года назад

As someone whose viewership of Seth waned once Trump left office, I 100% agree. The jokes were right on, and not only did it feel like a strong contrast to the caliber I've observed in recent months, it kinda felt like Trump-Era "Closer Looks". I know I just complimented with a tremendous backhand, but I still very much enjoyed this week's. Have they taken on any new writers? I can't say, but the segment was well executed.

@themachine8009 2 года назад

Agreed 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@samiam4544 2 года назад

Sits back actually.

@tylerkochman1007 2 года назад

Madison Cawthorn’s bizarre ass comments was just the spark Seth needed. A Closer Look has been extra funny these last two days

@My2CentsYall 2 года назад

the fact that he went to see his fellow colleague snort cocaine is enough to discredit him. This is the first anyone has heard of this. You know he is talking about Matt Gaetz.

@fillherbut1880 2 года назад

@@My2CentsYall to me it sounded like someone did a key bump in congress 😂

@richardgrier8968 2 года назад

@@My2CentsYall ding ding ding!!! 🏆👏👏👏👏👏

@DoesNotEqual 2 года назад

"Ass comments"

@mikewalker7385 2 года назад

But Was it crazy or was it true?

@kevinkotur4804 2 года назад

Excellent, excellent segment.

@Ultimita01 2 года назад

This was one of the more hilarious closer looks. Had me laughing way more than usual.

@scottwebster8756 2 года назад

Seth's cocaine rant and the "if they want to roll out a tarp on the conference floor and go to town on each other..." was gold. Seth helps me keep sane while watching the world being destroyed by idiots.

@drcowan3468 2 года назад

Exactly! Biden and company need to be removed from their positions ASAP!

@tonyfisk8081 2 года назад

Once upon a time, politicians had to earn public trust...

@duratoke 2 года назад

@@tonyfisk8081 Obviously b4 TV

@thealienwatcher540 2 года назад

@@tonyfisk8081 Bottom-line. Don't go telling people about Republican Drug and Sex addicts...'We've got an Image to Protect'

@craigb8228 2 года назад

Just Why? Is there no drug testing on Capitol Hill?

@laras678 2 года назад

This might be the best "Closer Look" ever. Certainly right up there! Wally's acting is getting good, and I snorted out loud when Seth came back on camera after the "Distant Look" screen and was seated so far back from his desk. And the cocaine rant... 😆

@zesty9815 2 года назад

2:35 ... 3:08 ... 3:42... Should've been at least a 30-second round of applause at the end of the cocaine rant.

@eds6889 2 года назад

Who says Wally is acting? Lol

@sweett2185 2 года назад

Seth's cocaine rant reminded me of Gym Jordan everytime he speaks. Madison is hanging out w Matt Gaetz. He told McCarthy that he may have seen a *staffer* from 100 yards away doing something that *looked like cocaine*.

@jcytube 2 года назад

Wally is America's Sweetheart.

@drcowan3468 2 года назад

These comment sections prove that end-stage Trump Derangement Syndrome is incurable.

@mellie4174 2 года назад

Seth! We luv you!

@corbelius6 2 года назад

The entire "Seth on Cocaine" bit had me rolling! and also seek some help my friend. LOL

@oobaka1967 2 года назад

The fact that he calls "burner phone" a term and not a brand name tells me that he knows what they are. As for Cawthorn, the ease in which he refers to a "key bump" of cocaine should be a dead giveaway that he's been around cocaine for awhile.

@thejason755 2 года назад

Speaking as someone whose done cocaine many times over my life (not anymore, i’m not bout that life anymore), i can tell you that his reference to “key bumps” was very telling. Congrats to madison to never being invited to another party as long as he lives, the little fucking narc.

@blackhat4206 2 года назад

@@thejason755 I don’t think he wanted to be invited in the first place, or he would have kept his mouth shut and took the bump.

@madshorn5826 2 года назад

@@blackhat4206 LOL That would have required forethought and planning. You are not seriously imagining Cawthorne capable of that? I'd never thought I would see anyone I would like less in a position of leadership due to sheer stupidity than the character "Supervisor Friedkin" in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Bureau season 2, but here we are.

@blackhat4206 2 года назад

@@madshorn5826 I don't think turning down an invitation requires much forethought and planning, but I don't know exactly how the situation went down. For all I know he took the hit and slipped up accidentally when he told the world, though it didn't seem like an unintentional slip. I've not heard much about him until this, but he seems like a fairly stereotypical straight edge jock, or an outright hypocrit that actually loves to party and was just throwing shade to see what he can get away with on Capitol Hill. As a reminder, that is my own baseless speculation based on zero foreknowledge, and only this one appearance, so maybe I'm dead wrong.

@donibritts2911 2 года назад

Exactly. I picked up on that too. I'm 54, never done cocaine, and I had to Google the terms "key bump" and "burner phone". From what I gleaned, they are both terms used by drug dealers/users and/or criminals. Stay classy GOP.

@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice 2 года назад

I’ve been a huge fan of Late Night with Wally for a long time now.

@BenMaxson23 2 года назад

It keeps getting better and better!!!!

@bubblesezblonde 2 года назад

AND THE COUP IS BEGUN....did anyone else notice the crisp, ironed, button-down shirt; the lack of persperation and his calm demenor? I'm betting Wally had his assistant handling the cue cards....

@markmac2206 2 года назад

@@bubblesezblonde well he cant dress like a slob with the after filming orgy coming up!

@marie2513 2 года назад

This is a home run. Thx. 👌

@asbury29 2 года назад

Love the tangent!

@johnchessant3012 2 года назад

8:46 "couldn't even remember the name of the guy sitting next to him, so he just rolled the dice and hoped it was the same as the name of his company" That's because he named his own company after himself so he must've assumed everyone else did that too

@michellemuse6214 2 года назад

That little laugh that Wally made was the single greatest moment of my whole day.

@Lobster_Dance Год назад

Best Distant Look to date. Can’t wait for the next one!

@katec4096 2 года назад

We love you. Thanks for giving us laughs.

@Lina_unchained 2 года назад

Here's the thing: if your spouse doesn't suspect the story might be true, they aren't going to ask you about it. So whoever's spouses are asking those questions are the ones that cawthorne was talking about or at least have tendencies that make their significant others believe that they could be. And I feel like that tells us all we need to know.

@judylevitt4555 2 года назад

Good point, Like would Seth's wife, or Bernie's wife have such a question even cross their mind?

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 года назад

100% correct, Carmen!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

@abcnostradamus4985 2 года назад

''Here's the thing'': Liberals all over the world has accepted money from a WW2 NAZI CRIMINAL GEORGE SOROS. YOU ALL GUILTY OF NAZISM. HAIL SOROS on the left. There's NOTHING liberals will do about NAZI SOROS!!! NOTHING HAHAHAHAHA

@Lina_unchained 2 года назад

@@judylevitt4555 Exactly! Like, even if someone told her "I saw Seth with a beautiful young woman at a bar the other day" she wouldn't go "was it a coke orgy?" She would say "Seth were you out day drinking with celebrities again?" Because she knows that's the most likely reason for that situation. Especially the wives/ spouses of Republicans I would expect them to have their head buried in the sand about this and assume it was untrue, but their first reaction was to question their spouse...suspicious.

@dannybarrientes 2 года назад

I want SNL to do a skit about the orgy have the cast do their best GOP impressions. God that'd be hilarious

@marvinmartion1178 2 года назад

Oh dear god they really have to! Who plays mitch?

@StephanieAly 2 года назад

@@marvinmartion1178 I feel like it'd end up being Kate McKinnon if she didn't end up doing Giuliani but idk why

@nugboy420 2 года назад

@@marvinmartion1178 just hire a turtle

@stephenschultz9901 2 года назад

Yes!!

@xxx-il9dv 2 года назад

Hope to see something on this Saturday's episode! Something like this is SNL gold.

@AA-bp3iw 2 года назад

That studio audience owed Seth a much bigger laugh for his coke fuelled rant

@elaineboyd-anderson5785 2 года назад

This was very Good. Funny. Keep up the Great work.

@clickster1883 2 года назад

The writers and you are killin’ it, Seth. Keep up the good work.

@MrGgabber 2 года назад

Ouch, CNN confirmed the "burner phone" was, yet another, fake Democrat conspiracy 🙄

@clickster1883 2 года назад

@@MrGgabber Alright, Mr. Roboto. 🤖

@MrGgabber 2 года назад

@@clickster1883 okay groomer

@jamiegasbarro2400 2 года назад

I laughed so hard the entire time, but "It's time for a new segment... A Distant Look" and his face after. Perfect!

@dominionsilas2227 2 года назад

Distant look had me cracking 🤣🤣🤣

@cheryl176meme9 2 года назад

Keep up the good work Cathworm. Give us more info.

@ellefson1 2 года назад

Best Wally cut away ever! You were good too, Seth.

@sherinameless1618 2 года назад

I think that the orgies that Wally and the staff are having must be ones where they eat ice cream and tell knock-knock jokes.

@theurbanshaman 2 года назад

The first rule of burner phones is you don't talk about burner phones, or GOP orgies.

@louisejoy6300 2 года назад

You also *don't talk about Bruno*

@pietrojenkins6901 2 года назад

Only murderers,bank robbers and drug kingpins use those phones.

@Kimberly-dt4ko 2 года назад

They used the burner phones to arrange the orgy. Then a separate burner phone to call DJTJ to get the coke. They couldn't use the orgy phone because they didn't want DJTJ showing up at that.

@palavergirl7450 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@KM-nd6wj 2 года назад

Or cocaine.

@brynleylee889 2 года назад

Briliant segment Seth!

@rufuswilliamson1722 2 года назад

"Ice Storm" is a great film and hard to find, now.

@jesuscobian8703 2 года назад

“A distant look” AND that “cocaine” tangent 😂😂😂 so good!!!

@kittyschooley 2 года назад

Makes Nixon's missing minutes look like child's play!

@tonyarichards5430 2 года назад

Drumpf couldn’t allow Nixon to show him up.

@SatansSimgma 2 года назад

Nixon made his own tapes cause he was coco. And also the last Republican President who had working politics

@playnicechannel 2 года назад

This is an excellent point I myself have made since Woodward disclosed the missing hours on 1/6. But there are wrap around issues which might apply, remember All the Presidents Men did varying sentences in Club Fed for Watergate, Nixon went home to play golf in California. And as for consequences of a spouse, Thomas ought to look at John Mitchell, his wife Martha disclosed the Watergate coverup to Helen Thomas and yet even after having her drugged, kidnapped and held in an undisclosed location in California he still took his place in Club Fed for being part of the cabal of 🐘 evil which was the Nixon administration.

@user-md4di6yg2p 2 года назад

Nixon?...Ha!...Amateur!!

@playnicechannel 2 года назад

@@user-md4di6yg2p ⭐️⭐️🏆🏆 True in so very many ways

@krislittman5725 2 года назад

Great movie tangent, so underappreciated!

@morahman2988 2 года назад

Whoa this segment was an amazing performance!

@lexscarlet 2 года назад

"use a tarp" is probably one of the most visceral pieces of uninvited nuance I've ever heard. Cheers to the writer's room.

@toughtittypdiddy4634 2 года назад

Yeah there would be so many funny slides and falls

@ewokwarrior2656 2 года назад

Fail army blurred videos? Imagine if they were playing "twister"...no, don't. Sorry.

@arcticgoddess 2 года назад

*gag*

@oziancitizen 2 года назад

It's always the extremes with Donny: "I am the least racist person you know." "I don't even know what a burner phone is." "I invented the word Fake News." "I love WikiLeaks." "I know nothing about WikiLeaks"

@MrGgabber 2 года назад

Ouch, CNN confirmed the "burner phone" was, yet another, fake Democrat conspiracy 🙄

@HelloWorldBeHappy 2 года назад

Excellent!

@brentsenior7830 2 года назад

No matter how shitty my days are and no matter the topic I can always count on seth to at least give me something to smile about!! It's only getting better and better to boot!!

@phillisob 2 года назад

Honestly, when a group of people shift so dramatically from where they claim their core values are, it's a bit of a relief to think some of it may be due to a drug rotting their brains rather than a complete degradation of the moral fiber with which we cloak ourselves and our children to try to survive this madness.

@Pat71896 2 года назад

Interesting take on the lack of honor, truth, and especially compassion. Blame the drugs.

@michaelablank 2 года назад

"shifted" would assume that these weren't their core beliefs all along.

@globalwarmhugs7741 2 года назад

No. They really are immoral perverts. Always have been.

@aazhie 2 года назад

@@Pat71896 well... the drugs didn't help, but there was probably not much there in regards to integrity to begin with

@MariaBareiss 2 года назад

Here's a wild conspiracy theory: someone is wagging the dog. I wonder who would have had the idea to get someone to do or say something SO ridiculous that it would distract OTHER Republicans from the real problem... I've never done cocaine, and although I've been to parties where it was being used, and I'm in no way naive, I did not know what a key bump was until today. Back in our day, people "did lines" mostly. But yeah, continue to sound outraged, Cawthy.

@13katecoombs 2 года назад

Madison Cawthorn doing his best "wholesome boy next door" act is hilarious. He sure knew some specific cocaine terminology. Of course, you have to lie constantly to be accepted in today's GOP, but Cawthorn slipped up and told the wrong lie.

@gordy-jt6vg 2 года назад

...lol...he finally told the truth...

@lucinda3964 2 года назад

I don't get how anyone buys Madison Cawthorn's schtick. He's been called out as a lying asshole for years now. You would think that some of the longer-term congress people would see straight through his bullshit and never even bother inviting him into the cocaine/sex get-together parties. Because of course, he would spill the beans on it to make himself look cool. Because nothing says cool like the thought of seeing a severely underpaid sex worker snort moldy cocaine from Lindsey Graham's butt flaps

@abcnostradamus4985 2 года назад

@dr.g3860 2 года назад

I take Cawthorn at his word that Republicans in congress participate in cocaine fueled orgies

@garybrocklehurst6784 2 года назад

I think you have to be pretty sheltered to not either know what a keybump is or at least be able to work it out based upon the fact cocaine is mostly imbibed through insufflation. It's kinda like saying a person must be also be a swinger to know what a key party is... This is just f'n hilarious though. It's a great antidote to the BS Trump and his followers have inflicted on us all over the last 4 years.

@shewolf2671 2 года назад

I'm wondering why law enforcement is not talking to Hawthorne about "who" was doing cocaine in front of him. Last time I checked, cocaine was still illegal.

@KingThabiso 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌I'm dying seth and team. You guys are getting better and better all the time. That bit at the end where you move your chair back and say " this is being a distant look!" is comedy GOLd🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BlackThoughtTheOverLord 2 года назад

The Ice Storm is legitimately a good movie. More people need to watch that movie.

@andrewthezeppo 2 года назад

It is so good! Sigourney and Christina, Kevin and even Katie Holmes are all great in it

@scotv5099 2 года назад

Elijah Wood and Allison Janney

@reynardfoxx6753 2 года назад

Terrific period piece about 70's lives of quiet desperation.

@scotv5099 2 года назад

@@reynardfoxx6753 it was exactly like the upper class kids I hung out with as a teenager in the 70s. Same houses, same paths through the woods, same adult parties, same teenage angst... Very nostalgic.

@reynardfoxx6753 2 года назад

@@scotv5099 Me too. Like my wealthy schoolmates.

@LexoG33 2 года назад

Isn't Cawthorn the same one who waxed poetically about his time at "the Fuhrer's" vacation home? Isn't it amazing when Republicans are open and honest?