MY ADHD NIGHTMARE | Papers Please - Part 1 

ikr- he's even speaking faster, LMAO

Sounds like me 😂

Sounds like me XD

Or a bathroom

Just waiting for his mother to bust in all like "jEsSiCa!!!1!1!"

true

Heheheheh

True

Lmao true

Yeah they dont hide anything away from people ;)

Atleast that woman and her sister are safe now

thanks i was looking for a comment about this 😊👍🏻

wow ur a nerd

dari ludum is also a play on words, as ludum dare is a game jam

If I ever try to play this game... thank you! The fact I felt like I couldn't save those being trafficked made me hold off on the game but I might play it now

The Duality of Man…

@@nicholaspeters9919 the duality of adhd LOL

@Yes Ha shut

@Yes Ha up

@Yes Ha and leave

@Yes Ha forever

@Yes Ha you spammer

yeah...

More fun that way. No game if it just automatically shows you the discrepancies yknow? When I played I preferred to do it by eye as well :)

I played like that, look by eye, then scan the detected discrepancies for any correction

The issue is if e.g name is different you need to interrogate (check for discrepancies) in case they got it changed, so you get fingerprints as well as a copy. Also for things like misspelt places it can be hard to tell sometimes

@@archangel5972 Well, I have ADHD and I seriously can't take in all that information, I'll always forget something then lose money. The discrepancy detector just makes it a lot more fun. It's no game if you have to tediously check everything and hope your eyes aren't lying to you then get something wrong for no reason. You're just making it harder for yourself. Everyone has fun differently.

Nah. Wholesome is doing poorly and taking the extra citation anyway. Taking the citation is easy to do if you aren't getting punished for it

@@hannahw7023 you read too far into this

@@pooplejar Lemme read further into this for you then. I say what he did was wrong, for all he knew, that woman could have been a terrorist and invented some sob story to sucker some bleeding heart into letting them through. Nah, miss me with that, come back with the paperwork and we will talk.

@@hannahw7023 Not if you're concerned with maintaining your impeccable record, whereas the person who is already making mistakes considers it just a drop in the bucket... See? If you're going to be ridiculously pedantic and over-analyze a simple comment, then I'll do it too. And I owned you, so now what!?

@@hannahw7023 then PewDiePie is pure evil in that case

Eeya eeya oo

Oh god. Oh god oh no. That's. Like. The most important thing. I no longer feel like watching in fear of throwing and breaking something.

Yeah but he realized he can so we cool beans

@@GAxelic please tell me it's not at the end of the video lmao

@@DHXRevenge713 nah and throughout the video he just gets much better at the game

When he started to try and memorize it I was like ohh no oh no! 🥲

"First time Markimoo?"

Hahahaha true!

As a retail worker, i can agree

Accurate lol. Soul crushingly accurate.

Yeah you’re very much on point with that 😭

i bought some of those shoes before. wore them to a date she said she only liked 6 ft tall guys, the shoes made me 5'7"

They expect a loyal arstotzka citizen to detain and deny more people due to moral bias.

They need to employ the people and make an economy I suppose, my best guess

Just good ol’ video game logic

This is basically just how income taxes in the United States work. Can the IRS figure out how much you need to pay in taxes? Yes. Will they tell you that number? No.

Questioning Arstotzka policy, comrade?

Wait your not supposed to?

@@EternityKid But that requires me to move my finger which is more effort

Yeah in comparison to Jack, who wanted to ensure everything was in order by comparing every little thing

I don't think he knows that he don't have to...

@@commonhousehuman *you're And no. You're meant to click on each thing to check that they match

I’ll tell him MARK!!! YOU CAN KEEP THE BOOK OPEN!!! Ok done 😂lol

no one tell him 🤫

I'm just sorry for him cause this is only part one...

I'll tell him

Stolen comment

That's not ADHD

@@nightwalker174. ADHD does affect those things, but OP didn’t explain how very well.

Little potato man, you will always be my favorite!!!

@@teddylagonico3681 jacksepticeye reference

See, you have like fake tickets, don’t you?

@@Hi_Buddy-cw6pl That's bad, *That's bad!* That's bad! AHHhh...

Nice

Mood

Ethan playing the game: natural

Mark's reaction level: Reality.

the walten files?

@@thecoolmanstation who's Ethan

Just how my adhd ass would play this

@@user-ye3gi7cj3t same

So true so true.

Maybe try yoga?

To be fair, this game's nudity is purely there for the sake of realism. It's not exactly... flattering.

Trust me it's not as exciting as you may expect

Its far from explicit though, pewds left it on in his vids

Its more important to think about gender, don't you know~?

You do realize that he turned on the censored feature in that game

@@Black_Jet5143 you do realize that a lot of the censoring in those episodes is still Lixians censoring, not the games right?

@@Black_Jet5143 yea lixian hid lots of the porn

Still waiting for episode 6

@@mcqueendies good boy lixian

Indeed it will my friend.

Oh boy

Yes

Can i write some fax?

ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️

LOL

we have Google these days unless you study in school ground-

Gotta love open book exams

@@VINCENTT- Google ain't gonna do shit for exams.

@@Arya-we7vf Unless your teacher pulled all the exams from quizlet 👀

@Yes Ha cool idc

@Yes Ha omg guy, go away

Report them for spam

@Yes Ha omg guy, nobody fucking asked

😂😂🤣🤣 I think Sean is gonna be mad at mark for disrespecting potato man!!!😂🤣🤣

I find it to be like this for me too! I think that it’s maybe cause they’re retro games so (at least to me) they bring comfort and nostalgia, plus, mark is mark c’mon-

I actually thought Jack was pretty good, but then again I never played the game before, I could only judge by watching.

Hold my papers, PLEASE*

@@FainthedCherry Yeah, same. He got really nervous playing for an audience but I though he was decent.

I thought jack was good.

I found jack playing the game hilarious xD especially on how he says the "Papers please" in a high strung vocals LOLOL

Hello Dr.Pepper, are you interested to test 096 against 682?

@@o5-1-blackmoonhowl.scip-net 🪒🏘🪒🏡🪒🏚

yes true

@@o5-1-blackmoonhowl.scip-net i’m willing to test how pleasant the world would be without self advertising

@@SeanMadeAScene HMMMMMMMM

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on..

It's not even funny though

Little POTATO man

He noticed him the third time

that would have been an instant DETAINED!

*DETAINED*

potato man, potato man can cross borders like a potato can

For someone who played it on a later level, i would die from suffering if i did it Mark's way lmao

Not a masochist. He said so.

I mean, he is a masochist, aint he?

Its the way of the game grumps

It should also just kinda be the motto of this channel

Same lol

Ah yes I agree

My estrogen levels are also rising.

Ah yes

Ya lmao also mha noice 👌👌👌

to be fair, with such a small work area, i think it wouldn't be far off to think that while playing the game, the game might not allow you to have it open except before opening your booth to the people. more so when he literally just opened the booth and played right ahead without exploring what the stuff around him are for and what those do. it's actually a very Markiplier thing to do, gave me a good laugh and kinda shows he really doesn't have time to browse others' playthroughs to at least get a hand on the game lol

Memorizing the cities makes checking it a lot faster and easier, though. Plus more desk space for the things you haven't memorized yet :P

I wrote notes and had sitting around my computer :-P

HE NEEDS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

@@eeza The game lets you keep the book open and use it while the timer is going. In fact, it even expects you to do that since you can scan the book for discrepancies in passports and the sort.

Jorji, you're such a good sport 😂 keep on trying!

@Reyna Ortiz Rodriguez I will. Believe me I absolutely will...

He was always my favorite

Like Springtrap, you always come back

The legends are true.

I can't believe Markiplier pulled an Egoraptor!

If you remember, you can avoid wasting time on flipping pages.

Tell me the comet

if you play the game you actually come to memorize them and its actually really important because the faster you work the more money you get to feed your family

@@MyTimelord11 I usually get like 12 passports done per day (in the first few days), however that slowly trickles down with each new rule.

Indeed

Goddamn hero

Indeed he did.

Hey can I get some bread? I'll give you 2 emeralds

lol

IKR

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!!!

Exactly

GLOORY TO ARSTOTZKA, GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!!! 😤 ... yeah, it's just not the same 😔

It was a great Russian accent

As another Canadian I Apologize about the inconvenience, hope you weren't looking for snow.

Wait so is markiplier nit moving to canada?

I heard sorry in my head as Sohree

As a Canadian, I support this message

always apologising huh?

smort

Yep ya got that right

@@johndemitrisollano1729 Got right what?

@@rahmat4848 that

Yea

Also does Sean have ADHD Becuse it kind of seems like it.

OML HAHAHA I CAN SEE THAT HAPPENING TO ME

I was literally writing while watching I fricking jumped

😂😂😂

lawful good vs chaotic good

I mean, if your supervisor notices the discrepancy to reprimand you, wouldn't that mean that the person would be detained and deported due to faulty paperwork? I mean, sure she got through the booth, but she'd be deported and sent back to be killed regardless.

@@genericprotagonist2842 Please don't I want to feel good about that

@@genericprotagonist2842 Judging by the newpaper after wanted criminals are admitted, apparently not.

yeah thats the difference between mark and seán. seán overthinks it cuz he wants to do everything morally right and then mark just does most things to be good but is 100% willing to mess it up because someone made him mad lmao

Yeah, its fucking annoying to watch!

@@MoguBro I like the overall video and watching Mark's reaction to a lot of the stuff,, its just those small moments where I see him not using the detector which somewhat gets to me. Though in parts 3 and 4 he seems to have corrected that. Also, very low blow about the whole thing of "If you don't like it just don't watch it". Maybe that applies to when someone says the video is shit, I was technically making constructive criticism because I like the video(I even liked it), I would just prefer if Mark checked discrepancies properly.

@@theindianagenda5819 ok cool then word your comment better sounded like you were in here hating on mark

@@MoguBro I wasn't hating on him, I love him. Imagine me being in one of those short term fits of anger Marks gets in where he starts to yell, I was kinda like that but I'm chill.

bruh "it's fucking annoying" is not constructive criticism LMAO

@Yes Ha shut up

@Alfonso The Lie Weaver He sure is a gamer

@Yes Ha shut

I used to know all the issuing cities from each country by heart from just playing the game for a while. Then I forgot.

@@ahmedyoboiii603 He tried to memorize them tho.

GET THIS TO MARK'S ATTENTION: TRY NOT TO LAUGH #3 HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN BY RU-vid EDIT: Sorry folks I realized my mistake. Just happened to look on r/Markiplier and didn't keep up with the updates. I sincerely apologize for overdramatizing this. Thank you for polite answers that explained this situation. Cheers EDIT 2: To clarify, I don't mean #3 was up again. I mean that I probably overdramatized the fact that Mark would've not been made aware of the takedown. However Mark still hasn't addressed it

@Moon Boy ❶ go away

Nerdomatic248 he probably already knows

@@nerdomatic2489 Oh you’re right. Weird.

@@nerdomatic2489 - I wonder why that was?

His rhyme for the countries killed me. I need to do that for my Bio EOC this coming Thursday XD

I. Got finals this week

@@kamurai1233 good luck

But he cries the same way I try to study for them

@@kamurai1233 same XD

Standard thing that he doesn't check or flat out ignores the tutorials.

He did surprisingly well ngl

I understand how you feel.

same here man

yea i was cringing at the first 3 steps let alone the other 9

same

Same here!!!

@Moon Boy ❶ stfu

500th like

@Moon Boy ❶ you are lying

Why do you need the rule book?

@@Eh-cv5tt To ensure that you don’t wind up making mistakes and getting citations. For example: In order to figure out if the issuing city on the entrant’s document is correct or not, you take out the rule book and look at the map of the countries. Once you select a country, there’s a list of issuing cities after the page with the districts. If the issuing cities on the document don’t match up with the ones mentioned in the rule book, that’s when you interrogate the entrant. If they try to weasel their way in by saying that they don’t know what to say or try to argue that the inspector’s assumption is wrong, then you must deny them.

I love his stories.

고마워요!! Aka thank you

Thanku

hello nagito komaeda from danganronpa

Haha yes.

He'll be forced to soon enough

megalovania funny man?

Yep megalovania funny man here

He is gonna have a fun old time skipping over instructions this time isn't he

Why? Checking for discrepancies is useless, as soon as you see a mistake, just deny. You only need it when the reason stamp comes into play.

You call this resisting arrest? We call this a difficulty tweak!

Pffffffffffffffffffffffff

Who would care about a game 4 years old, big deal, that's really not old

Nobody cares because it's not a big deal.

I remember watching the yogscast play this like 8 years ago

I actually really wanted him to play this game.

@Yes Ha go give a bird a hug.... one thats flying over the grand canyon

Mmmm potatos!

Could say there’s a...starch, difference. I’ll take my papers and see my way out now.

No offense but I kinda felt like Jack’s play was kinda boring

@Equinox I think it’s one of my most memorable jack series lmao

GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!!

DETAINED and little potato man were my favorite

BUM BUM BUM BUM GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

I just wrote that shit down on a sheet to lie beside my computer. I even made drawings of the symbols and logos for later in the game when you need to check them too.

That just sounds harder than actually checking the in-game map tbh

@@wjzav1971 I did the same cause I couldn't handle all the clutter on the desk in game lol Not every symbol and logo but most of them

Honestly though

Nice hands

Me tho

or pilot trainees learning acedemics

My favorite style tbh

@@troucy It might be your favourite, but it's not very practical...

@@Void-fb5ts so? It's just a game

FOR GLORY GREATNESS

dont forget the flying flag in the background 🇨🇦

its marvelous really

as a canadien myself too that was 10/10

It actually completed me

i feel proud now that mark is in my country HELP

Same

He just wants to test the limits

Mark is a MASOCHIST

"SHOCKING"

There's an easy mode? What does that do?

It's about power

GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY! *HEAVY ARSTOTZKAN ACCENT* YOU DO GOOD JOB KEEP UP GOOD WORK AND PROMOTION IN FUTURE. GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY GLORY ARSTOTZKA

@@lilwolftru YESSSS

@@lilwolftru *Does attack on Titan salute*

@@lilwolftru GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GREATEST COUNTRY PROUD