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Just because it’s a Velociraptor with knives for teeth doesn’t mean it’s not my best friend.
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CAST
Chris Pratt
Bryce Dallas Howard
Raphael Chestang
Blue - Nick Celentano
Airport Travelers -
Ellie Panger
Rorrie Travis
Antonio Salgado
Danice Page
Steven Lee
Andrea Clemons
James Karroum
Laura Johnston
Ian Sollenberger
Killian Sobel
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Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Raphael Chestang
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Editor - Sam Geer

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@emmylee5325
@emmylee5325 6 лет назад
"There's nothing stating that I can't have a dinosaur on your plane." True
@niko-oy1cq
@niko-oy1cq 6 лет назад
Thomas Labat r/woosh
@Mari-qi7et
@Mari-qi7et 6 лет назад
Crystal Puffs was about to say that lmao
@zachp8163
@zachp8163 5 лет назад
Modern problems require modern aolutions
@zachp8163
@zachp8163 5 лет назад
@@thomaslabat8335 r/ wooosh Bro have a sense of humor
@luisf2793
@luisf2793 5 лет назад
Now let’s go to those football tryouts blue
@amberbeam4248
@amberbeam4248 6 лет назад
This is how you advertise a movie.
@acespider7781
@acespider7781 6 лет назад
Amber Beam I deeply agree I know how seriously want to watch Jurassic World
@kevinkelly6554
@kevinkelly6554 6 лет назад
Lol ur funny
@LordSandwichII
@LordSandwichII 6 лет назад
No, they wouldn't be able to do that. SJWs would cry too much!
@acespider7781
@acespider7781 6 лет назад
You know what's funny I just rewatched this and there was an ad to watch Jurassic World LOL
@bonsaiibeach3675
@bonsaiibeach3675 6 лет назад
You sure bout that... have you seen ryan Reynolds advertising deadpool
@JurassicKM
@JurassicKM 6 лет назад
Alternate ending: both Owen & Claire run off after Blue, Raphael calls, "Next!" His glass of water behind the counter starts to ripple and he looks up at something offscreen in horror. Cut to the other side of the counter, Ian Malcolm is holding a leash that goes up offscreen and says, "Checking in," while the Rex lets out a soft growl.
@marcusporter7565
@marcusporter7565 6 лет назад
CoffeeWithTheCynic That needs to be a sketch in and of itself.
@amisfourtunategamer2678
@amisfourtunategamer2678 6 лет назад
YES YES YES SOMEONE ANIMATE THAT!
@stormiwelch4769
@stormiwelch4769 6 лет назад
CoffeeWithTheCynic Then Raphael runs off and screams the trex gets off the leash and eats him then everyone runs out of the building and owen and Clair get blue back and one glance from blue. The trex calms down and they load the plain like nothing happened. They land on another island to give dinos a safe place to live.
@stormiwelch4769
@stormiwelch4769 6 лет назад
Kira Dragneel I wish I could
@DinoGoofHybridHero7531
@DinoGoofHybridHero7531 6 лет назад
CoffeeWithTheCynic omg Yes XD
@danidani3393
@danidani3393 6 лет назад
Lmfao.."What Park?" 😂 I love u Chris ❤
@MaddieD_R
@MaddieD_R 6 лет назад
Ok im honna be compleatly serios for one moment wich park between jurassic park 1 and jurassic world 2
@yin-yangdragon
@yin-yangdragon 5 лет назад
@@MaddieD_R Jurassic Park, and Jurassic world the two movies with said park take place on the same Island called Isla Nublar. Jurassic Park 2,3 take place on a different island called site B/ Isla Sorna which was basically were most of the dinos were cloned and stored until they could be moved to site A/ Isla Nublar
@idamarie6701
@idamarie6701 4 года назад
That was Bryce who said it tho
@sashamountainwater9322
@sashamountainwater9322 4 года назад
Ikr I was dying laughing
@Casey420
@Casey420 Год назад
When Leslie Knope said she wanted to build a park I expected something else
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 6 лет назад
"Blu, GO FULL BEAST MODE!" that one got me laughing good
@enidrhee-grimes7621
@enidrhee-grimes7621 6 лет назад
Very good, honey." xD
@jrod3029
@jrod3029 6 лет назад
"eat your pole"
@veritateseducational217
@veritateseducational217 6 лет назад
Blue is a Cigarette Blue is a color Blue the Dino is a raptor (Spell right)
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 6 лет назад
Aaron Corporation Blu is also a name. Erin is a name. Geoff is a name. Jeff is a name. Spelling is fun
@heythatsme4588
@heythatsme4588 6 лет назад
Me to
@acbolanos2312
@acbolanos2312 6 лет назад
bryce and chris honestly look cute together
@itaiserra
@itaiserra 4 года назад
AC Bolanos preach
@americahaws8610
@americahaws8610 4 года назад
Charmander #04 ...really
@escalantemarwa3664
@escalantemarwa3664 4 года назад
Yeah
@escalantemarwa3664
@escalantemarwa3664 4 года назад
@@theanimalsimulatorbyragnar4391 why ew
@jaredruff9823
@jaredruff9823 4 года назад
I AGREE
@AlmostAnimixers
@AlmostAnimixers 6 лет назад
With the power vested in me as a random guy in the RU-vid comments section, I here by deem this canon to the Jurassic Park series.
@emperorpicard7222
@emperorpicard7222 6 лет назад
Maybe if the kennel was larger.
@cosmicknight2171
@cosmicknight2171 6 лет назад
Isn’t the dinosaur almost as big as him or did they just cram it in there
@dianejennings9662
@dianejennings9662 6 лет назад
Nick Ferrazza hahaha
@alexfosberg5798
@alexfosberg5798 6 лет назад
Cosmic Knight you fucking know it xD
@Radicole1Gaming
@Radicole1Gaming 6 лет назад
Nick Ferrazza it’s funny because blue was the same size as an actual raptor in this because in real life they are only like 3 ft tall
@XC11301991
@XC11301991 6 лет назад
These new guys are pretty good actors, hope they stay for other skits
@cuncer8830
@cuncer8830 6 лет назад
They were the main characters in Jurassic world
@FangOfDrknss
@FangOfDrknss 6 лет назад
WOOSH.
@P0lntL3sS
@P0lntL3sS 6 лет назад
Ha!
@Brandon11746
@Brandon11746 6 лет назад
GSDA Rofl ROFL ROFL XD yea "pretty good" actors. dont mean to brag but i think im a good actor =)
@lilmarkos5729
@lilmarkos5729 6 лет назад
GSDA "these new guys" do you even know who Chris Pratt is???
@Galliao
@Galliao 6 лет назад
Howard needs more comedy roles. Her delivery was amazing
@litx30
@litx30 6 лет назад
Galliao I know right? Her laugh makes me even more love her
@largol33t1
@largol33t1 3 года назад
I think her performance in the Black Mirror episode "Nosedive" was one of her best. It was morbidly hilarious how she was struggling to keep her Instagram-like score high to avoid being sent to jail.
@janebarry-fraundorf4623
@janebarry-fraundorf4623 Год назад
AGREED! They both do/were!
@mybutthasteeth1347
@mybutthasteeth1347 6 лет назад
Bricks are just domesticated rocks
@kevinkelly6554
@kevinkelly6554 6 лет назад
SGT Mango genius
@LordSandwichII
@LordSandwichII 6 лет назад
r/showerthoughts
@mustang6172
@mustang6172 6 лет назад
I think you could say the same for concrete.
@MomsChannelRB
@MomsChannelRB 6 лет назад
by definition
@Maurisio_arts
@Maurisio_arts 6 лет назад
SGT Mango sigueme
@Ben-gr6wd
@Ben-gr6wd 6 лет назад
I bet she’ll be rating him 1 star
@muazkashif8554
@muazkashif8554 6 лет назад
AwkwardSquirrel Black Mirror Squad YES
@navedsiddiqui8689
@navedsiddiqui8689 6 лет назад
with Double Damage... lol
@elisehrabik306
@elisehrabik306 6 лет назад
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@trashyy6764
@trashyy6764 6 лет назад
AwkwardSquirrel black mirror reference 🖖
@TehSeksyManz
@TehSeksyManz 6 лет назад
"I'm a 5 star man!!"
@therealrick1661
@therealrick1661 6 лет назад
"What about that park they keep having to close down" park??? Wha park???? Bluuuee eat your pole
@umlautabuser2769
@umlautabuser2769 6 лет назад
100% comedy gold
@janebarry-fraundorf4623
@janebarry-fraundorf4623 Год назад
​@@umlautabuser2769YEP!!! 😂
@amberbeam4248
@amberbeam4248 6 лет назад
Always happy to see celebrities here and not at buzzfeed
@Bigassboya
@Bigassboya 6 лет назад
Amber Beam Wtf this isn't Buzzfeed!?
@Psychol-Snooper
@Psychol-Snooper 6 лет назад
Is Buzzfeed still a thing? I have not seen a recommend in years!
@LuettgenIncorporated
@LuettgenIncorporated 6 лет назад
Some buzzfeed channels have new names like ladylike and as/ls. Worth It still appears in my recommendations all the time though.
@AJC073099
@AJC073099 6 лет назад
It’s nice that they have some comedy that isn’t political
@winschlati8033
@winschlati8033 6 лет назад
Amber Beam Yeah
@NintendoPolitics
@NintendoPolitics 6 лет назад
Raph was crying at the end because the supervisor was called, not because of the raptor loose in the airport.
@natecoles9542
@natecoles9542 6 лет назад
Nin10 BEST PART OF THE SKETCH
@SeanFerree
@SeanFerree 6 лет назад
Nin10 lol
@jacksonayres6326
@jacksonayres6326 Месяц назад
A Karen is scarier than a dinosaur every time.
@tinashen2984
@tinashen2984 6 лет назад
the kind of service animal that creates so much anxiety around it you forget yours.
@veridian4433
@veridian4433 6 лет назад
Pat has changed a lot since last time, he even changed his name to "Chris Pratt"
@TeaGamingPanda
@TeaGamingPanda 6 лет назад
Veridian good old Pat. He’s doing fine too!
@15thCrypt
@15thCrypt 6 лет назад
Veridian He has to keep up this new "Chris Pratt" character or Trapp will find out he didnt finish the job When he was given a new identity they did a good job, they made it look like Chris Pratt has been around for years
@felixhultman8410
@felixhultman8410 6 лет назад
Don't be like Pratt Cassels
@lanigirognithemos
@lanigirognithemos 6 лет назад
You mean Chris Pat?
@austinskiba6299
@austinskiba6299 6 лет назад
Man crisp rat doin great these days
@tubonjics1
@tubonjics1 6 лет назад
That dinosaur was well trained. It obeyed every command given to it.
@wolfjedisamuel
@wolfjedisamuel 6 лет назад
Best deleted scene from *Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom* ever!
@ryleemusil8791
@ryleemusil8791 6 лет назад
wolfjedisamuel this isn’t a deleted scene lmao
@illythewisp
@illythewisp 6 лет назад
@@ryleemusil8791 You really don't get sarcasm, do you?
@rainbowdash9363
@rainbowdash9363 6 лет назад
This isn't a deleted scene. THIS IS LEAKED FOOTAGE OF JURRASIC WORLD 3
@rivera5b
@rivera5b 6 лет назад
wolfjedisamuel more like a good way to promote Jurassic World: Fallen kingdom!
@wyteoh2000
@wyteoh2000 5 лет назад
No, it doesn't.
@SushiFairy
@SushiFairy 6 лет назад
I need my service dinosaur with me during finals to calm my anxiety 🙃
@G0die16
@G0die16 6 лет назад
Or to eat the tcher
@YurimoHikashi
@YurimoHikashi 6 лет назад
G0diear 16 or other students
@AlexsaurusRex
@AlexsaurusRex 6 лет назад
SushiFairy update: dinosaur ate the test ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@SushiFairy
@SushiFairy 6 лет назад
Alejandro Rodriguez good idea! That way my dino won't get convicted with a felony 😆👍🏻
@zeldafan1515
@zeldafan1515 6 лет назад
A dinsosaur are my homework! Great excuse as J don’t want to die attempting to get it back!
@sebastianelytron8450
@sebastianelytron8450 6 лет назад
Just let it on the plane, it's *_prattically_* harmless.
@nelswolf
@nelswolf 6 лет назад
Sebastian Elytron ummm can i get a definition check
@AyushKumar-lm4ig
@AyushKumar-lm4ig 6 лет назад
Is this a reference to practical effects vs CGI ?
@alleyoliver3315
@alleyoliver3315 6 лет назад
It’s... a reference to the actor’s last name? Chris Pratt? I thought that was obvious...
@sirdeadlock
@sirdeadlock 6 лет назад
Alley Oliver Clever girl.
@artsysundae
@artsysundae 6 лет назад
👏👏👏
@sunshineleon6464
@sunshineleon6464 6 лет назад
AS SOMEONE WHO HAS A SERVICE DOG I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD
@Seldenta
@Seldenta 6 лет назад
i know right? xD I have a SD too and everyones getting all butt hurt and my only thought is 'how'd he get the tranq gun past security?'
@ShadeSlayer1911
@ShadeSlayer1911 6 лет назад
If it uses air instead of gunpowder, it's legally not a gun.
@TheLilScarab
@TheLilScarab 5 лет назад
lol omg yeah that is the bigger question!
@porcelainpinup4302
@porcelainpinup4302 5 лет назад
Seldenta you check in then go through security
@retrosmidge3346
@retrosmidge3346 6 лет назад
Highest production college humour video
@blueskybelyr
@blueskybelyr 6 лет назад
RetroSmidge I mean I'm pretty sure College Humor got the money for promoting Jurassic World lol
@SuperMeg82
@SuperMeg82 4 года назад
The way the customer service guy nearly has a breakdown when she asks for the manager is just such an accurate portrayal of customer service.
@carriecollins7969
@carriecollins7969 5 лет назад
As someone with anxiety and has certain things that calm me down during a panic attack, I fully support his need for an emotional support raptor! How do you know he's not an anxious flyer? Let the man have his Blue!
@MelissaSeoulLiving2023
@MelissaSeoulLiving2023 3 года назад
There's a huge difference between Service Animals and Emotional Support Animals
@meganproffitt424
@meganproffitt424 3 года назад
@@MelissaSeoulLiving2023 The video is satire and so is the comment. 🤦‍♀️
@therealslmccl
@therealslmccl 6 лет назад
I love Crisp Rat
@cristiancantu7016
@cristiancantu7016 6 лет назад
FandomTrash93 underrated comment
@fiaflora9585
@fiaflora9585 6 лет назад
Same
@shay2396
@shay2396 6 лет назад
Crisp Rat is beautifulz
@coltonkleins
@coltonkleins 6 лет назад
Oh my gosh, hahaha now on i will call him that
@neonconfection
@neonconfection 6 лет назад
omg that does work
@ASKP007
@ASKP007 4 года назад
She is right, i have researched, I cannot name a single person killed by a dinosaur.
@lunahetfield
@lunahetfield 6 лет назад
BLUE GO FULL BEAST MODE!
@spino2036
@spino2036 3 года назад
Your saying things she’s already doing!!!
@OakCroftFilms
@OakCroftFilms 6 лет назад
As someone with a legitimate service dog I really appreciated this sketch! People with dangerous animals that they claim to be service animals are dangerous for real service dogs. I've been meaning to do something like this on my own channel. You all nailed it!
@brassmonkeyidaho
@brassmonkeyidaho 6 лет назад
you are definitely correct...nice lookin' dog too! gotta say it's quite the privilege that we can have service dogs, mine is my second kid.
@OakCroftFilms
@OakCroftFilms 6 лет назад
Thanks. She is the Co-star of my channel :P
@chickgonesquirrely
@chickgonesquirrely 6 лет назад
Totally. I hate seeing fake service dogs wig out and cause chaos. Like if you’re dog is attacking passerby it’s not a fucking service dog lol
@Maurisio_arts
@Maurisio_arts 6 лет назад
Nathan Selove sigueme
@EstrellaViajeViajero
@EstrellaViajeViajero 6 лет назад
How speciest. How about "with a legitimate service animal".
@largol33t1
@largol33t1 3 года назад
"What about that park they keep having to close down?" Owen and Claire VERY quickly: "What park?" LMAO...
@manatee5830
@manatee5830 6 лет назад
While all this is happening the people in the background are like, “Yeah this is normal”
@Shadowdoc26
@Shadowdoc26 4 года назад
I'm assuming you've never flown Spirit Airlines before.
@roughtobebufftv5990
@roughtobebufftv5990 6 лет назад
Pratt is on fire. Most lovable guy on the silver screenright now.
@ds2587
@ds2587 6 лет назад
RoughToBeBuffTV No kidding. First avengers, now another Jurassic park movie. He is everywhere right now.
@geraldbetito
@geraldbetito 6 лет назад
Fire so hot he turned to ashes.
@icelemontea9244
@icelemontea9244 6 лет назад
Jean-Gerald Betito too soon
@JamesBond-dl7oc
@JamesBond-dl7oc 6 лет назад
D S Ikr, to secure a future just line up for a series
@nascar138
@nascar138 6 лет назад
Why you gotta be like that?!? That's still painful to me and still don't know Where Tony is.
@FlagCutie
@FlagCutie 6 лет назад
"Blue, full Beast Mode!" Yay Blue is a 12! Lol
@Patchwork_Dragon
@Patchwork_Dragon 6 лет назад
"Blue, eat your pole!" Best line ever
@KnightsDisillusion
@KnightsDisillusion 6 лет назад
CHRIS PRATT!.....sorry, I should chill.
@gabeorto
@gabeorto 6 лет назад
And Bryce Dallas Howard.
@ap7633
@ap7633 6 лет назад
Crisp Ratt
@beauc6013
@beauc6013 6 лет назад
Knight Warrior Same tho
@Jun-Kyard
@Jun-Kyard 6 лет назад
Knight Warrior Chrispy Rat
@kevinkelly6554
@kevinkelly6554 6 лет назад
Carlos Parra Chris can act and he's hilarious..
@sarateubert8252
@sarateubert8252 6 лет назад
"BLUE! GO FULL BEAST-MODE!"
@trenvert123
@trenvert123 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@maiamorenagalan6873
@maiamorenagalan6873 4 года назад
Que significa eso?
@josehernandez-vd9ih
@josehernandez-vd9ih 4 года назад
@@maiamorenagalan6873 azul vete en modo bestia
@maiamorenagalan6873
@maiamorenagalan6873 4 года назад
@@josehernandez-vd9ih gracias
@Kilathasaurus
@Kilathasaurus 3 года назад
@@maiamorenagalan6873 Modo diablo👿
@kayleighhouseholder6679
@kayleighhouseholder6679 6 лет назад
“What park?” “We don’t know what you’re talking about” 😂😂😂
@veridian4433
@veridian4433 6 лет назад
My pet rock is used for emotional support too
@iamegg4688
@iamegg4688 6 лет назад
Veridian same
@strawberrypencl
@strawberrypencl 6 лет назад
I have a pet boulder too
@HelloHiGoodday
@HelloHiGoodday 6 лет назад
Your pet broke my window.
@matthewk2501
@matthewk2501 6 лет назад
Veridian why is gamora?
@artemiswolf4508
@artemiswolf4508 6 лет назад
Veridian Sir you are exaggerating, ok fine maybe my pet got a little anxious during the flight. What are you talking about? You literally just went into a plane and started to assault people with a rock. He is a service animal!
@JellyRobot
@JellyRobot 6 лет назад
When Blue escapes no one in the background seems to care that a dinosaur escapes and someone is holding a gun this makes me laugh 😂😂😂
@Shadowdoc26
@Shadowdoc26 4 года назад
You've clearly never booked a ticket with Spirit Airlines
@Kaline3659
@Kaline3659 3 года назад
@@Shadowdoc26 im sure spirity doesnt have dinosaurs on their planes
@transitfan954
@transitfan954 3 года назад
@@Kaline3659 Plot twist: Spirit "extra extra economy fare": instead of an Airbus, you fly on a compartment strapped to the back of a giant Pteranodon just like on The Flintstones 😂
@aspieotaku3580
@aspieotaku3580 4 года назад
Blue needs a hug and hates being in a cage. After fallen kingdom she let owen know she does not want to be in a cage anymore and be free.
@ninaknox1993
@ninaknox1993 6 лет назад
"You're a sandwich away from being fat" 😂😂
@kitmakin289
@kitmakin289 6 лет назад
That Dinosaur is NOT a service animal... It's an emotional support animal. Entirely different thing.
@thatonedog819
@thatonedog819 6 лет назад
Becca Makin I mean if their local laws have expanded the definition to allow any animal to be a service animal...
@IixiXOuOXixiI
@IixiXOuOXixiI 6 лет назад
My ESD is allowed to move with me, despite the renter's rules. My ESD isn't allowed to go into stores, or public businesses with me. I'm allowed to walk her, but I'm not allowed to take her to a movie theater. Service animals are trained for specific environments, emotional support animals are trained for basic. My dog is trained to comfort me when I'm feeling down, but I have to keep her leash tight, because she's too friendly and she tries to jump on and lick everyone she meets.
@RuthBanksComedy
@RuthBanksComedy 6 лет назад
bel pet she’s not saying an emotional support animal wouldn’t be allowed. She’s saying they’re two fundamentally different thing and the distinction is important both for clarity and safety.
@thatonedog819
@thatonedog819 6 лет назад
Zombie Zebra yes it is, but local laws are allowed to expand the definition of a service animal to allow for more than a dog or Mini horse. I am a service dog hander and fully agree that the distinction is very important, I was just being a sarcastic bitch.
@PuffyBuffy
@PuffyBuffy 6 лет назад
Becca Makin I thought it was a sub-category
@edits_yikes7225
@edits_yikes7225 6 лет назад
Bryce: GO FULL BEAST MODE! Me:😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂 ...and did Chris just say honey to Bryce!!???😲😲😲
@marleydanvers6449
@marleydanvers6449 5 лет назад
Lollipop Gacha pero están en personaje,como Claire y Owen 😊😍
@freecolgate326
@freecolgate326 5 лет назад
Yup
@ericjhung3259
@ericjhung3259 6 лет назад
"Can I speak to your supervisor?" I don't know if this was intentional, but it seems from that line coming from Bryce made me think of the airport scene in her episode of Black Mirror.
@heythatbrownguy3655
@heythatbrownguy3655 6 лет назад
Ethan Jhung thinkin the same thing lol
@justforthecommentinglol9955
@justforthecommentinglol9955 6 лет назад
Ethan Jhung right!
@TheDutchTexan
@TheDutchTexan 6 лет назад
I'd rather have a dinosaur on the plane than snakes... At least then you know where death is coming from...
@SeanFerree
@SeanFerree 6 лет назад
The Dutch Texan lol
@Ragnarockthedarkwolf
@Ragnarockthedarkwolf 6 лет назад
And have a chance to hit your target lol
@wackadoodles7549
@wackadoodles7549 6 лет назад
I'M SICK OF THESE MUTHA FUCKIN DINOSAURS ON THIS MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE!
@hut3165
@hut3165 6 лет назад
Nope it came from the ones on the side you didn’t even know were there
@DarthHao
@DarthHao 6 лет назад
Clever girl...
@zennyfieldster4220
@zennyfieldster4220 6 лет назад
My service animal would be a brachiosaurus. Your going to need a bigger plane.
@agentw.3413
@agentw.3413 6 лет назад
Chris Fielding Mine would be a dilophosaurus
@umlautabuser2769
@umlautabuser2769 6 лет назад
Mine would be a baryonyx
@TonyStark-ko8ol
@TonyStark-ko8ol 6 лет назад
no, beacuse it's dead
@matthewr5351
@matthewr5351 6 лет назад
Mine would be Roberta ( Canon name for Rexy )
@umlautabuser2769
@umlautabuser2769 6 лет назад
Miami Morty please do not spoil the fun
@presidenttogekiss635
@presidenttogekiss635 6 лет назад
That last scene reminded me of Black Mirror, with that smile of hers XD.
@dannytran2134
@dannytran2134 6 лет назад
Was wondering where I remember her from
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 лет назад
If kids are allowed on the plane, that thing should be. Just sayin'.
@CelticAkumathefirst
@CelticAkumathefirst 6 лет назад
New Message definitely a dinosaur would behave better
@micahphilson
@micahphilson 6 лет назад
I mean, statistically speaking, WAY more people have died from accidents caused by children than by dinosaurs, so there's that to consider.
@Absolutely_puck_fakestine
@Absolutely_puck_fakestine 6 лет назад
Really ? but oil is made of fossils...
@harrytsang1501
@harrytsang1501 6 лет назад
Another thing to annoy us in a closed room for 10 hours, sure, why not
@foxface1823
@foxface1823 6 лет назад
Ohh, we got some shade.
@michaelclemons8298
@michaelclemons8298 5 лет назад
Oh Man. That was so awesome. The next movie can be "Jurassic Plane: the Evolution of Airport Security".
@buckwheatthe3rd
@buckwheatthe3rd 4 года назад
'i am tired of these motherfucking raptors on this motherfucking plane" Samuel L Jackson in raptors on a plane summer 2020 coming to theater and an airport security checkpoint near you
@The-No-one
@The-No-one 4 года назад
Jurassic world fallen plane Owen/Chris Pratt OH GOD BLUE STOP STOP AHHHHHH OMG
@natalieramsey4727
@natalieramsey4727 6 лет назад
Love the comedy that also brings to light the issue of people misrepresenting emotional support animals as service dogs, aswell as bringing emotional support animals that are untrained and/or aggressive on airlines (the only public place they have access to be in). It’s a funny twist on a serious problem, I love it!! 😂
@georgeagostinirobinson8607
@georgeagostinirobinson8607 6 лет назад
this is everything ive ever wanted college humor and chris pratt
@elena9.7.77
@elena9.7.77 4 года назад
":) Can I speak with your supervisor?" That Nosedive reference there hahah❤️
@sarahsmith2583
@sarahsmith2583 6 лет назад
*'Icarus Airlines'* CollegeHumor intros are the best.
@chocolatepudding1241
@chocolatepudding1241 6 лет назад
Sarah Smith omg I didn’t notice that! And next to it it says “fly higher” “never stop” 😂
@michokilo7421
@michokilo7421 6 лет назад
What’s so funny ?
@nataliehill1472
@nataliehill1472 6 лет назад
icarus is the guy who flew too close to the sun
@synthkilla9927
@synthkilla9927 6 лет назад
So College Humor is set in the Jurassic World universe. This is the best crossover event in history!
@Rathkryn
@Rathkryn 6 лет назад
You act like the Jurassic Park movies aren't documentaries.
@sfbuck415
@sfbuck415 5 лет назад
this is why my emotional support companion is a tapeworm. good luck taking that away from me.
@ottonormalverbraucher7835
@ottonormalverbraucher7835 3 года назад
Lol
@kylebicker8179
@kylebicker8179 3 года назад
XD
@amberbeam4248
@amberbeam4248 6 лет назад
Please tell me you have behind the scenes bloopers????!!!!
@TheBdog100
@TheBdog100 6 лет назад
Amber Beam Oh yeah, they put it on the second channel, College Humor 2. The velociraptor escaped and started chewing on Raphael’s pants-needless to say, it’s hilarious.
@janj.2898
@janj.2898 6 лет назад
Brendan O'Brien You *****! 🤣
@cocacoyaaa5648
@cocacoyaaa5648 6 лет назад
Yessss
@ultimatecraftful
@ultimatecraftful 6 лет назад
Brendan O'Brien wait waht no there isnt!
@MomsChannelRB
@MomsChannelRB 6 лет назад
😳😳😳😂😂😂
@alainart
@alainart 6 лет назад
No one EVER believes that my dinosaur is a service dinosaur either! I'm glad that this issue is finally being brought into the light.
@xxxxOS
@xxxxOS 6 лет назад
An emotional support animal is different to a service animal.
@nicholasmaude6906
@nicholasmaude6906 5 лет назад
Anyone else notice that the name of the airline's name is ICARUS Airlines and that its motto is "Always fly higher"?
@transitfan954
@transitfan954 3 года назад
Chief pilot Bruce Dickinson! 😂
@deepsleep7822
@deepsleep7822 3 года назад
Yeah, saw that. Clever. Always look for the easter eggs.
@largol33t1
@largol33t1 3 года назад
Their motto could also be "Let us take you closer to the sun!" 😂😂
@nicholasmaude6906
@nicholasmaude6906 3 года назад
@@largol33t1 Heh! I thought of that and that's hilarious😂.
@carktheshark
@carktheshark 6 лет назад
Of course I get a Jurassic World trailer while starting this video
@frogwitch
@frogwitch 6 лет назад
Bryce Dallas Howard is very charming, love this hairstyle more than the one she has in the movie
@normg7428
@normg7428 6 лет назад
El Hori Which movie, the last one or the one coming out?
@specialnewb9821
@specialnewb9821 6 лет назад
Of course shes one of those "supervisor" ladies 😂
@91clarie
@91clarie 5 лет назад
Yeah watch Black Mirror nosedive 😂
@legendarytat8278
@legendarytat8278 4 года назад
Around these parts we call them “Karen”
@SuperMeg82
@SuperMeg82 4 года назад
Best Karen moment ever LMAO
@yin-yangdragon
@yin-yangdragon 3 года назад
well duh her dad is Opie the son of a small-town sheriff
@specialnewb9821
@specialnewb9821 3 года назад
@@legendarytat8278 when i made the comment Karen was just starting to really blow up.
@tommymaxey2665
@tommymaxey2665 6 лет назад
Chris pratt should of used the Starlord card
@simbasorariku3
@simbasorariku3 6 лет назад
Tommy Maxey Who?
@tommymaxey2665
@tommymaxey2665 6 лет назад
simbasorariku3 come on man, legendary outlaw
@similin4330
@similin4330 6 лет назад
Yes
@LodanSD
@LodanSD 6 лет назад
never heard of him
@janebarry-fraundorf4623
@janebarry-fraundorf4623 Год назад
THAT would have been PRIMO!!
@birdedup
@birdedup 6 лет назад
Clair: Blue! go FULL BEAST MODE
@indominusrex1249
@indominusrex1249 3 года назад
Imagine if they put this in Jurassic world dominion and blue has a baby that would be the baby
@thefrostgaming4543
@thefrostgaming4543 Месяц назад
Bro foresaw the future
@ChiefofTradez
@ChiefofTradez 6 лет назад
"Blue! go full beast mode"😂hahahaha that was funny
@ruthhh.m
@ruthhh.m 6 лет назад
*I'm getting anxiety just standing here* Me standing next to my friend's Chihuahua. He could have been the velociraptor's stand-in tbh
@The_Fuse_Maestro11
@The_Fuse_Maestro11 6 лет назад
First there was snakes on the plane then there was zombies on a plane... now I can confirm dinos on a plane
@ScarlettJ1221
@ScarlettJ1221 6 лет назад
Chris Pratt is Daddy
@PineapplesPerhaps
@PineapplesPerhaps 6 лет назад
ScarlettP No, he is simply Father.
@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow 6 лет назад
Parks and rec Pratt is a dilf, current Pratt is a hunk
@HABO2210
@HABO2210 6 лет назад
dad bod sure
@darkclawbunny
@darkclawbunny 6 лет назад
*Chris Pratty is Daddy
@bruhmoment289
@bruhmoment289 6 лет назад
ScarlettP no goldblum is daddy
@sunnchilde
@sunnchilde 6 лет назад
"Service animal" Does that mean that the velociraptor can ride in the cabin with the other passengers?
@WhiteKoneko
@WhiteKoneko 5 лет назад
Yep! lmao
@dallonjust.dallon8153
@dallonjust.dallon8153 5 лет назад
Totally
@weirdparrot5589
@weirdparrot5589 3 года назад
Fun fact dinos actually had an area in the brain that controls love and affection so they were in theory capeble of love!
@alfaomegaproductions
@alfaomegaproductions 5 лет назад
1:52 Love the background people when Blue's out of the cage XD Like nothing happened lol
@siddheshs4068
@siddheshs4068 6 лет назад
Damm! I luv Raph when he is the only one making sense!
@fahadus
@fahadus 6 лет назад
How awesome would it have been if when she said "Can I talk to your supervisor?", she had a can-I-speak-to-your-manager haircut!
@smollestbeanlol
@smollestbeanlol 6 лет назад
Look. It’s Crispy Rat. Wait no.
@ggoodd32503
@ggoodd32503 6 лет назад
Smol Bean.... You just steal jokes???
@smollestbeanlol
@smollestbeanlol 6 лет назад
Celos O shit did i? I just use this when i talk about him lmao sorry.
@SeanFerree
@SeanFerree 6 лет назад
Smol Bean lol
@reallyvro657
@reallyvro657 6 лет назад
Look. It's Rispy Cat. Wait no.
@SeanFerree
@SeanFerree 6 лет назад
Haha!
@jortuspelatus7364
@jortuspelatus7364 6 лет назад
It's effin' *STAR LAAAWWRD*
@erinarmstrong2110
@erinarmstrong2110 6 лет назад
Name one person who was killed by a dinosaur What about at that park that they keep having to close down? What park? I don't know about any park?!
@RUPPLEPUPPLE
@RUPPLEPUPPLE 6 лет назад
This is so true When I worked in retail I had to deal with these people all the time An emotional support animal is NOT a service animal
@tiny99990
@tiny99990 6 лет назад
well, I mean it can be, (in Arizona at least) for example I have a dog who not only alerts me to oncoming (non-epileptic) seizures, but also calms me and in doing so prevent me from having a seizure... as such he is considered a service animal, even though the service he provides is emotional support... Again this is in AZ it may or may not be different in another state... and is most likely different in another country...
@TyrannoKing
@TyrannoKing Год назад
Owen and Claire tried to act like average people/couple and blue isn’t pretending to be a normal pet.😮
@chipSVU
@chipSVU 2 года назад
"Oh, word? Because I'm getting anxiety just standing here," is my favorite Raph line from any sketch.
@antiseth3964
@antiseth3964 6 лет назад
That moment when Pratt pulls out the tranq rifle and gets super serious. xD
@alexthelegoguy4504
@alexthelegoguy4504 5 лет назад
“Blue! GO FULL BEAST MODE!”
@JasonRasmussen
@JasonRasmussen 6 лет назад
This was more entertaining than Jurassic World. Good trigger finger Chris Pratt! One of the few in Hollywood that actually knows how to use a gun.
@pooka3519
@pooka3519 6 лет назад
YOU GOT CHRIS PRATT
@Brandon11746
@Brandon11746 6 лет назад
Pooka No no no thats just his stunt double 😆
@pooka3519
@pooka3519 6 лет назад
su🅱️🅱️
@potatosalad1016
@potatosalad1016 6 лет назад
exepct for Nebula!!!!!!!!!!:(((((
@mickberry9991
@mickberry9991 5 лет назад
Too Funny😂😂😂😂😂 Can I speak to your Supervisor? LOLOLOLOLOL😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SpecklesTeeV
@SpecklesTeeV 4 года назад
Chris you have been separated from Blue 3 years and its already been 3 years and LOAD HER UP
@idamarie6701
@idamarie6701 4 года назад
"BLUE! GO FULL BEAST MODE!" And also that black mirror refrence at the end was spot on!
@Dirty-clean
@Dirty-clean 6 лет назад
People at the back totally ignores the dinasour escape from her cage. So badass.
@bella5875
@bella5875 6 лет назад
Service Animals are NOT the same as Emotional Support Animals!!
@jamssnana4084
@jamssnana4084 6 лет назад
Chriz But for those of us who need them (dogs, not peacocks, pigs, etc) ESAs are just as crucial. Please don't make the good guys pay for what the idiots have been doing.
@bella5875
@bella5875 6 лет назад
JAMS's Nana They're important as they serve a function, but it's the handler's responsibility to make sure their ESA is well-behaved and doesn't disrupt other passengers and SD teams. That can be a matter of life and death. 👍🏻
@jamssnana4084
@jamssnana4084 6 лет назад
Chriz I agree 100%!
@kodexi2761
@kodexi2761 6 лет назад
Ah yes, the Chrisptrattasauraus. A beautiful specimen...
@Brandon11746
@Brandon11746 6 лет назад
Kodex I hahaha you sure dinosaurs man
@janebarry-fraundorf4623
@janebarry-fraundorf4623 Год назад
AGREED!! That would be the most beautiful Dinosaur of ALL!!
@Jollerygrokes
@Jollerygrokes 6 лет назад
Can't even bring dinosaurs on flights anymore! Thanks 911.
@hammadali594
@hammadali594 6 лет назад
If you got a Jurassic World 2 ad before this video it's almost like they were targeting a specific audience that would watch the movie because they watched a video about Jurassic World. 🤔
@Hi-uv7nn
@Hi-uv7nn 6 лет назад
This is the dumbest comment in history🤦‍♀️
@hammadali594
@hammadali594 6 лет назад
Ben Whittington FYI, the comment was said in sarcasm because people kept commenting that they got a JW2 trailer before this video. It's obviously targeted to the video because anyone who watches a JW2 skit will most likely watch the movie, as in it's not a coincidence.
@DerektheDalek
@DerektheDalek 6 лет назад
"Buckle up." "But there's no seatbelts..." "Then hold hands."
@cheetahfranzen8547
@cheetahfranzen8547 4 года назад
His reaction at the end is like worst day ever at this job
@ryuuseichan
@ryuuseichan 3 года назад
Just love how she drew the Karen card on the last scene 😂
@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit
@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit 6 лет назад
Starlord😍😍😍
@cove6905
@cove6905 6 лет назад
nobody survives even one bit he's dead tho
@radiation3048
@radiation3048 6 лет назад
Burt Macklin
@vwithav7997
@vwithav7997 6 лет назад
Star Lord fucked everyone, don´t cheer for him. Also this is Chris in his Jurassic World role, not his Marvel role.
@DevilMayCode
@DevilMayCode 6 лет назад
nobody survives even one bit WHO??
@_gokceada
@_gokceada 6 лет назад
Game Detective actually doctor strange saw that future and didn’t try to stop him, that’s the one in 4trillion chance they win
@medi0cre_pr0ducti0ns6
@medi0cre_pr0ducti0ns6 4 года назад
This is cannon now you can't convince me otherwise
@puipuimolcar8675
@puipuimolcar8675 6 лет назад
"Can I speak with your supervisor?" It was at this moment he knew... He FCKED UP! 😂😂😂😂
@jasminewadsworth1983
@jasminewadsworth1983 6 лет назад
Wait, there's a dinosaur park? I haven't heard of it?
@Daisy-kg4ho
@Daisy-kg4ho 6 лет назад
They're referring to Jurassic world
@crobes4155
@crobes4155 6 лет назад
They can't say the name though due to copyright.
@afro.thunder
@afro.thunder 6 лет назад
No what is this jurassic world you speak of?
@sciolistbardstudios3826
@sciolistbardstudios3826 6 лет назад
Sure is! It’s where everybody walks their dinosaur
@demonddenteth5355
@demonddenteth5355 6 лет назад
Jasmine Wadsworth lol Jurassic park
@TheGamelover13
@TheGamelover13 6 лет назад
Dope
@mery9137
@mery9137 6 лет назад
How did you edit dope?
@WeCameAsStars
@WeCameAsStars 6 лет назад
This was hilarious!!! I laughed so hard.
@r.e.durbin6217
@r.e.durbin6217 6 лет назад
Ahahahha! Brilliant! I love the snarky humor. Pratt and Dallas were amazing in this. :D So glad I stumbled upon this gem.
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