My Ex-Wife thinks I sent her a Bomb in the mail... but it was a GLITTERBOMB - Reddit Podcast 

He actually played this out very smartly. If he hadn't done it the way he did she would have taken him to the cleaners and lose his daughter

The fact that the judge thought that both sides had issues in the v incident is astonishing. Like that man has clearly done nothing wrong other than the questionable glitterbomb. But everything else? God I wish all bad things happen to that V woman.

Not only that V needs a anti-harassment order but also a restraining order also wouldn't a bounty hunter be taking V.

That 'Voldemort' saga was a serious battle of wills. Obviously OP is not the jerk.

Stories like this are why you should both record everything and just stay single.

This woman...not only did she cheat but she tried and spent her time trying to destroy this man's life....what a dumb person can she actually be?

As someone who lives in Massachusetts i can confirm the court system is one sided bias the amount of evidence we needed to prove my little sisters mother was a horrible mother and an even worse person was mountainous. Nvm the amount of women ive dated who are more then happy to lie about false accusations and purposely trying to destroy innocent mens lives and the court just helps them do so

Ya see in situations like these the man is more often than not completely ignored or considered a monster. If that guy didn’t gather enough evidence he would’ve been on the streets with nobody willing to hire him.

Funny thing is my ex tried a few things like that, but she ended up doing some time because falsely reporting a crime when you know for a fact that no crime was being committed is a felony. I had to go back to her place to move my stuff from her place to my new apartment. I had a camera on me and I loudly announced it when I came in that I was recording the event. Still, she claimed that I stole from her. She also claimed I attacked her boyfriend and her. Then claimed I went back to vandalize her home, that she saw and interacted with me. At the time of that event, I was on a plane. Now I'm just laughing my ass off from the other side of the bars.

The fact that Sam does a double take is funny to me like “wait i don’t have to take 5 minutes just to prove I’m right on something, thank god”

I have 2nd hand experience of some of these things. My friend found out his gf was gonna cheat, and he instead waited for it to happen, then left. He explained it as ghosting a cheater, which made sense to me. Also, I work in a court house. All I really do is sort files, which means I can see brief summaries of who is being charged with what (I work with the criminal files). I've also had to substitute for a clerk on 2 occasions, and there was one time where a woman was filing harrassment reports that were somewhere between lies and nonsense to get her former partner to lose custody of their 4 year old son. Luckily the judge knew it was nonsense from the beginning.

When an ex tries to frame you, wait a year, She has definitely acquired enough enemies so you will be buried in the background of individuals who want her dead. Just be careful, and use an untraceable method, and if you can, have evidence that you ere elsewhere.

i would have died of laughter if it said "the next day i showed up to Vs apartment and went on a rampage with a bb gun"

“If your chromosomes don’t match, you are a second class citizen when it comes to parental rights.” - Words of a wise man that summarize literally every custody battle.

Think about this, He did all the precaution and was still about to loose the case. That is how awful the USA court system when it comes to men.

No way is he the jerk. As for the second part her saying, "why are you taking my stuff?" Was a clear indicator that she was planning on setting him up as a thief and had a "witness" on the phone but by calling the police she messed it up. I also suspected as soon as she put stuff out that belonged to the daughter she would have some of her own items in there, unfortunately for her the officer knew they had not touched those items and he was the one to notice the phone. He should have brought his phone with the messages giving him proof to come inside to the judge though. As much as they hate disrespect in their court room I would still be extra careful and bring that evidence but luckily the judge rememberd his ex wife constantly ignoring court dates. I am surprised she didn't have a warrant out for her unless it was because she was the accuser.

why would the police want him to open the box if they think there's a bomb in it? I would have refused, for security reason. you don't know what that woman could do

OP's not a jerk, he just wanted to brag how his ex-wife played herself.

I love that voice you make for cops and Karens it's just so dam funny lol

Absolutely not a jerk after all she put you through and as far as the poster wondering why you would live through that just to get some private eye photos Etc evidence is everything when it comes to court I think he did the absolute right thing and bring your friend with you in the end was a stroke of Genius after all she done you'd be a fool to be left alone with her and it was a Act of God that the cops seen the phone sounds like your daughter's better off with you that she won't learn her mother's evil tricks I'm glad you got custody and I'm glad things worked out in your favor

This Narrator is a Gigachad, I only watch videos narrated by him. No wonder he gets the best stories 💖

that woman should be charged on so many accounts...

It was very obvious why he capped the police. Sometimes it’s better to be safe then sorry and she tried everything to get him in trouble. When you’re dealing with people like that it doesn’t matter if they lost what matters is that they get back at you.

Gotta say i love the voices this guy uses. The one for officer Johnson sounds like Cleveland Brown and I'm here for it.

I know this is pretty serious but I was really halarious when you said you named her Voldemort 😂

I love that Sam was made into a stoner lol

Joke:what do you call a bee that is from America ? USB

I think the OP might've waited for the ex to actually cheat on him with Paul1 before leaving her because he still had hopes that she wouldn't go through with it and maybe the relationship wouldn't end. Nowhere does it say that he already knew by then that she had already been cheating on him for 6 years prior to that one time. Plus, not everyone can be as decisive as to immediately end a 15 year marriage the moment they find an intention to cheat from their partner's side. Many people would hold on to the hope that their spouse wouldn't go through with it and try to patch things up if they don't.

I 100% would have called the cops to warn before going over. Don’t give a damn about her permission. Everyone knows she will try something. Better to be safe honestly

I love the cop for the joke when the BB gun was talked about

Almost at 1mil! Been watching for years, so happy for you!

Unfortunately depending on the state you live in divorce can be very tricky just like child custody. In one state once you divorce that’s it, in another one party may be required to pay a certain amount to the other for the rest of their life or just a certain amount of time. Depending if there’s a prenup or any other agreements made for if a divorce is needed due to cheating you may need a certain amount of proof to be able to leave without having to deal with what’s written in the prenup. Long story short it will always be best to have as much evidence as possible

Mark Rober be like

In court, a shred of related evidence, no matter how small, can mean the difference between winning and losing the case

I hate when people don't believe me when I'm honest about something. It's agonizing. Growing up I was a liar if I lied and a liar if I was truthful, sk I was ultimately honest as a kid because it was always the same result. The amount of trouble I got in for things I've never done or been involved with is astonishing, so this story is upsetting to me.

You aren't allowed to bring in your phone so you'd have to print off the pictures. That is one thing that is a little hard to do on some phones

For the last one I would have tried recording everything when going to get the daughters stuff because the ex seems crazy enough to try something and having some objective evidence of what actually happened would crush any chances she could of doing so

"its short for Voldemort" this name Voldemort is acually fitting for this women (this was my favorite part cause my friend used called her crush now girlfriend "The one who should not be named" and well im the big Harry Potter fan made her the nickname Voldemort but she is the complete opposite of Voldemort)

time to tell the officier "well, let's hope the next time we see it's not on duty"

This guy played every card he had perfectly. This guy got out of a very precarious situation in a place where laws heavily favor women who can play the victim. One wrong move, and V would have taken everything from OP.

So if anyone is ever in a situation like this, and by that I mean after the break-up, do exactly what he did, he was overall very smart to cover his ass with comunication-trails and police-officers.

First off the OP did need for V to actually cheat on him. He repeatedly stated that being a man in Massachusetts is already a disadvantage in court. He needs to stack plenty of evidence just so he doesn't lose everything to V. Second, the first court hearing with V and him was to extend the protection order or gwt it dismissed. He had the texts saved for the custody hearing. I'm sure with all the stress he was going through it slipped his mind that the texts would come up as they were two parts of a whopping nineteen incident reports that V made against him.

I love how much good material this channel provides me when I need to respond to "why are you single?"

It’s clear that V is in need of a pink padded room as well as a pink padded jacket with straps that can be tied in a pretty bow at the back.

14:05 Bro just described my house down to a dime. Not quite as dirty as described in the video, but we travel a lot and are rarely home as it is so its just easier to leave some stuff out. But the exposed beams, the open living room, the balcony, literally all of that describes my home...

not the jerk, handled this legally and in the best way possible.

Me after the first story : really , and some people actually think men are idiots and pigs

I love the first story because my friend had a breakup and we nicknamed his ex the two same exact nicknames

That officer is the best

He's getting so good at using other voices besides angery Karen.

The intuition of calling the cops I think comes from just knowing your law enforcement well enough to know if it's a good call or not. I would've thought to call someone too, given the nature of the situation and all possible outcomes plus given V's history, it only makes sense.

The ex wife in this situation reminds me so much of my own mom from the cheating to the purposeful legal issues

For Story #1: I refer to my Ex Girlfriend as She Who Shall Not be named and my friends who knew her and I all have a laugh about that.

I don’t even know how he would be a jerk he didn’t technically say anything wrong or untrue he just didn’t think through it good enough. I do like how he called her V for Voldemort, she probably looks like him too. 😂

She sounds just like my ex-husband. He's a sociopathic narcissist, adulterer. wife beater, and child beater. He was also a police officer when this was going on. I'm very sorry you and your daughter had to go through that. You definitely are not the jerk and I epuod love to shake your hand and congratulate you.

Why not stop a cheater from cheating? Because why stop them from digging their own hole deeper? Let them do what they're going to do and DOCUMENT EVERYTHING!

Wooooow I thought my narc was bad… 😅 glad you got away and don’t turn down therapy… it helps a lot to validate your life with her.

I call the person who once led me on and then dropped the bomb that he had moved on from me on my birthday “Voldemort” too. 😂 After all, he was “you know who.”

I was going to say yes initially, but darn, it added more fuel to the fire, she was no doubt at fault, and he was not only not a jerk, but actually did everything right the way he was supposed to, other than forgetting to bring evidence. If he brought evidence, then it wouldn't be a "he said, she said" situation.

12:53 to tis point, he is not a jerk, he is amazing :) I love it how he defended, without causing harm to her :)

The thing about V’s deleting texts is true, now.

In the US fathers have a huge unfair disadvantage in custody battles, and from what the story is saying it sounds like New Hampshire is worse than most. Chances are if he hadn't caught her cheating he would have gotten zero custody.

I feel like I heard that first before on a previous post, except it didn’t go further than “divorce”.

Ok so amithejerk the reason why he stayed with her is the fact that he needed hard evidence to be able to get out of the relationship so he had to stick it out until he had that evidence

Depending on the state if you have proof of infidelity you don't have to split assets when divorced

scp-2521 when he hears "she who shall not be named": Guess we have something in similarity huh?

The “V for Voldemort” caught me off guard💀

He should have brought his phone with the messages giving him proof to come inside to the judge though. As much as they hate disrespect in their court room I would still be extra careful and bring that evidence but luckily the judge rememberd his ex wife constantly ignoring court dates. I am surprised she didn't have a warrant out for her unless it was because she was the accuser

When it comes to custody battles, having evidence, proof, of infidelity, matters a lot. It can keep someone from having to pay alimony for example, or get them out of child support in some cases, as well as can nullify divorce settlements like splitting things 50/50. It's better to keep a level head, get proof, more so in a state where things are a lot harder on a man than a woman (which is most every state), and present it and all the evidence collected for your own case. Plus seeming level headed and patient and calm, not angry and lashing out like most would be, looks better in a court of law. Sometimes, it's not needed, was wasted time and effort, but vast majority of the time, it's better to have that all over not having it when it comes time to go to court. As for WHY he didn't bring any of that to court, the hearing was for a matter of renewing the order against him or not. Sure, he should have had them handy, print outs or on his phone to show the judge. But the ace in the hole was the anti-harassment order filed against the ex-wife, so that is where he was hedging his bets on. After all, OP isn't a lawyer so probably didn't think to have the documentation handy.

Bro part 2 that cop was an absolute goat he was so good man probs to him

How would this guy be the jerk in any way shape or form? His ex was trying to abuse a sexist slant in the legal system to physically remove a man from his daughter's life. Honestly, planting drugs on her for that would of only been like 5% going too far.

cop: I'm pretty sure you won't go on a rampage with a bb gun him: the next day I killed my family with a bb gun

What a good cop

Lol at the first story! I call my sister she who shall not be named too. 😂

Bro is not playing the Sonic Prime Dash on Netflix lol😂😂😂😂😂

BRO I LOVE THE VOLDEMORT REFERENCES

Holy shit that guy is smart. That's... some super spy shit man. Like a novel could be made about that, and that novel should become a movie, that is later turned into a series by Netflix

In the first story I can explain a narcissist can't be a sociopath but a sociopath can ve a Narcissist 😅😅

This woman was RELENTLESS!

"Getting Mark Rober Vibes for the first story..."

I'm all for restraining orders when appropriate, but at the same time, the idea that someone places one on you and that means all your firearms are taken away from you? That's just wrong.

The voice for Sam was 100/10

Glitter bomb story: mark rober just standing in the corner

Officer Johnson sounds like a distressed Cleveland Brown.

The first guy is a true trooper

He probably didn't realize he needed it and only wrote this after the fact.

The wife is what i believe is called a covert victim narcissist. Unfortunately I've known past friends and family like this, nothing but toxic. Happy the op is rid of lady voldemort

More often than not with cheating in divorce, the more evidence the better. Either to improve your gain from the divorce if your in an at fault state, or being able reduce the risk of flying monkeys harassing you if the vheater doesn't want others to know they cheated/ had an affair. It can be torture but it is useful for multiple reasons.

I heard this story before. V is batshit insane.

Hes legally ntah, hes morally ntah

I can hear his voice echoing throughout the room he's in

Lawyer insurance needs to be a thing

Perfect execution

The fact that this took 28 minutes to tell really gives you insight on how stupid this whole thing is.

So basically in my state atleast if a spouse cheats they dont get as much in the divorce settlement so its better to have proof to show the court instead of just saying that u think it was happening

Him: talking Me: watching the sonic dash game play

This sonic dash gameplay goes hard

I want my life book read by you lol

He wanted to wait a minute for the divorce so he could use the infidelity in court, thats why he got the PI

life 360 is so good