Shorse are almost as abundant as snakes where I live, I use snake-away for the snakes but have never been able to find an effective shorse repellant, I would love to give yours a try if sending some wouldn’t be too inconvenient for you.
I always like pop artists that put them in their music so I like to do the same, along with meta stuff for the people that have been following me for a while like the Kyle and Proven Winners saga.
Don't worry about the shorse, apparently horse legs are poorly designed, break over nothing, and the entire creature dies as a result. To beat the shorse, break one of its legs far away from a body of water and watch it starve. My favorite hybrid would probably be a manatee with literally anything, that creature would make a great pokemon.
Your humor is just spot on, like I am SO happy it’s not the corny, plant puns I get bombarded with on Instagram (I love y’all, it’s just not for me) like how are you educating me and making jokes at the same time and the EDITING? Easily one of the best plant channels out there seriously 💚
Thank you. I agree some of the content can be a bit repetitive and monotonous at times. Tbh I don't really follow anyone so a lot of things people mention go over my head.
@@phytosexual probably better for your sanity, and based on a few myths you have busted, your plants are better off too. Thanks to your videos, I have the latin name for 3 more of my plants now. Sadly, they will be needing to come in soonish (by the middle of October) and so will the pond... Goodbye living room. At least there will be less space to vacuum. 😏 As someone who does editing for a few channels, you are doing a brilliant job!
I watched this video twice as well just because I was cleaning when he uploaded it. And nick needs my entire attention, his videos are so well made and freaking funny🤣
I have that tradescantia too! My neighbor's hanging basket was torn up by a wind storm and I gathered the vines that were all over the greenspace, rooted in water then planted in a basket, then trim and repeat and now I have a big puffy basket like yours! Prop-lifting is fun.
My favorite animal hybrids are the pizzly bear and grolar bear. Pizzly bears are when you have a male polar bear mate with a female grizzly bear. The animal gets the p from the polar bear because when they're naming animals they get the 1st part of their name from their male parent and the 2nd part of the name from the female parent. The opposite of a pizzly bear is the grolar bear which is the offspring of a male grizzly and female polar bear. Animals aside, the hoya imperialis has blooms like they were painted on. They look like ART
Well I *only* grow my plants in perfectly pointed rose quartz crystals and endangered shorse teeth, so.... 😘 Those hoya flowers are absolutely gorgeous! Loved the vid! ❤
I’m dead after that Britney Spears edit lol. Wanted to type this out for myself and to share… I had zero house plants a month ago. After finding an indoor plant store I now have a calathea ornata, sansevieria Laurentii, monstera deliciousa, golden pothos, mini monstera, and a lemon lime philodendron. I’m learning so much and I’m shocked at all the names of plants I know and can recognize in the store. 🥰🪴🪴🪴🪴🪴🪴🪴
That nanouk will drop a long glorious tendril if you glance at it...I don't touch them, just a casual walk-by does the trick for them😆 Love the video as always. Hilarious!
I WAS JUST HOPING FOR A VIDEO FROM YOU SOON! I’m from Michigan; cheers to bringing all the plants inside :’-) Also you inspired me to buy my first Hoya, I bought a 6” krimson Princess and a 4” macrophylla
So inspiring. Love the idea of a big Australian fern to hide a nanouk bursting at the seams. Sadly, I’ve left both outside under a tree to fend for themselves. Couldn’t baby 🍼 them to death in person any more, Mother Nature can handle that now. They’ve both survived a category 5 hurricane subsequently. 🙊😲🥴🦉
Hahaha! I had only watched 10 vids so far and I enjoyed it so much! I like the way you sound and look serious but at the same time funny! I learned a lot from you and thank you! ❤️❤️❤️
I am so excited for this video! I have to say that I greatly appreciate someone who also takes care of outdoor plants. I 100% feel you on the direct sunlight. Here in the NC piedmont the sun is more harsh than what you deal with in the NE but I still give almost everything direct sunlight. So jealous of your below 70 nighttime temps. (I buy distilled water, or use dehumidifier water, for my Nepenthes, spaths, and maranta family. ANYWAY I'm now watching for the second time, so I can document my favorite bits. 1. Grow your pothos behind the refrigerator 2. Nick going around the sun 3. "Lemonlerm" philodendron 4. Rhinoceros bark 5. Confused milkweed 6. Bale of turtles lecture 7. Encephalization quotient 8. Polyethylene bag of disappointment 9. UV light explanation 10. Hoya recipe 11. Cebu blue filters 12. Club mosses 14. Anthurium flower alliteration!!!! 15. the Proven Winners shade 16. Shorse - there's a bigger story to these, I can feel it 17. "Costa farmed" !!!!!! 18. Slap my knees and call me the milkman
@@phytosexual I'll see your desire for hot, humid overnights and raise you a 10yo giant Hoya carnosa (cutting from a 40+yo mother) who Will Not Bloom At All.
@@phytosexual NC born and bred, left in the 92 because I like breathing my air and drinking my water. On one hand, it's almost impossible to not have success with orchids... 90% humidity is a low humidity day😬 On the other hand, succulents can rot without a dehumidifier. 🤷♂️ The Outer Banks? Totally worth it if you can afford to live there. Minimal snow, and most of NC is far more affordable than almost anywhere in NY, except maybe Gates. Pacify Northwest is fabulous, west of the Cascades. Of course, I grew up in moisture, so now I am balancing things out with 3% to 11% humidity. Even sphagnum moss dries out pretty quickly.
I love that I am not subscribed to you and come accross these videos. They make me laugh so much, I love your humor. Well i'm subscribed now. I hope to see more of your videos XD.
For your information, sir, I found the channel because of the musaica reporting video because suddenly my musaica started being a little brat after previously flourishing. So… glad you did that
So happy to watch a new video!! I was rewatching some older ones because you always make me laugh! I live for your editing, thanks for making me smile and for giving me some plant tips and tricks at the same time!
Love the tradescantia hairpiece! Best entertaining and informative plant videos I have ever come across! You're amazing at how you effortlessly drop in those almost unpronounceable tongue-twisting plant and scientific names. I have just told my boyfriend about your wonderful channel. We are both plant lovers. 🌿🌿🌿
@@phytosexual Just to add on from "tradescantia," my partner and I went to London a couple of weeks ago as I won a free ticket for the VIP Gala Opening of the ABBA Voyage concert (where I met Benny from the group), and we decided to go to Kew Botanical Gardens in Richmond via a Thames River Cruise from Westminster Pier by the Houses of Parliament, which was all wonderful for me as a kidney patient to do and see. However, during the boat cruise we were pointed out some historical places of interest, and one was the former residence of a famous botanist called Tradescant, who I can only assume the plant tradescantia is named after, the same as fuchsia is named after a man called Fuchs. Some plants hide interesting facts! 🌿
My cebu blue looks like the ones on Instagram but I bought it from someone who had grown it really well on a wooden plank thing which I think helps with leaf SIZE. As for colour, it was already “blue” but I keep it about 5cm from a crappy eBay grow light. Dunno if that helps anyone but that’s my experience over the past ~4 months 🤷🏼♀️
Watched this video for like.. 3 times already. And thank you so much for it, because of that, I got sucked in your beautiful mozaic calathea and… bought it. Bless it. Hopefully it won’t be crispy, here in the tropical climate. 🥲🥲🥲
Love your videos! Every time you pop up, I get so excited! Your energy is unmatched. :) If you have any knowledge about string of _____ plants, I'd love to hear your tips. Anyway, keep it up. Much Love
Hi Nick, just found your channel this week. Loving the care tips and the sense of humor. I've been growing plants ever since I can literally remember myself and recently I've started getting into Hoyas. I was wondering if there's a way to tell if they're a climber, or not, before they become gargantuan. I recently got A tiny Hoya Chelsea, Hoya Compacta and Hoya Eskimo. Eskimo and Compacta I'm almost certain is more of a hanging plant but Chelsea seems like it could go either way. Thanks in advance!
As much as I’d love to throw a bunch of money away, RU-vid will allow you to use short clips (around 5 seconds or less) if you want to. If it makes you feel any better most of it goes to equipment.
I planted my heart leaf in cheap potting mix in a hanging pot without drainage and it got so big had to use more cheap potting mix and another hanging pot without a drainage hole.
Agreed, I didn’t come for the medical tourism. I stayed to learn about the shorses. You’re a thrilling combination of hilarious and emotionally compelling. Love.😂 SHAME ABOUT YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD: don’t sacrifice the second born, or CPS will visit.😮
❤ the new vid! This year will be my first time having to winter 2 bird's of Paradise (and several other tropical plants) in your type of weather(4 seasons) ...if you can do it successfully, maybe I can do it too. Love ya!😁
Nick is partly/mostly responsible for my living room breaking out in nature. I just needed to be exposed to indoor plants with the right brand of humor I guess. 🪴🪴🌴🪴🪴🪴🌿🪴🌵
I always love your videos and this one was especially hilarious. I gave away my Nanook’s, 2 of them! I also let my Mosaic die of dehydration, well I have one leaf left, but still not sure if I will keep it. Glad to see you again!
